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So, can you explain to me why I have to sleep on the couch for a whole month?

Just to make room for some loser uncles I've never met.

I'm Uncle Blake.

Hi, I'm Shelby.

Nice to meet you.

You're a virgin, aren't you?

I'm not a virgin.

I mean, what's the deal? You're 18, right?

You've never had a boyfriend or anything?

I've never even kissed a boy.

Well...

If you wanted to, I could teach you.

Sophie, tell him.

Sophie. He had a crush on Blake.

Uncle Blake.

You mean hanging out with your uncle in your room?

Has he touched you? No, Dad, of course not. Has he? No, no, no. Tell us if he

has. No. Or they haven't done anything. You just want to ruin everything.

What? No.

I hate you guys. Sophie, get in here. Sophie.

You know, I'm afraid that anything I say to you, you might just...

So, can you explain to me why I have to sleep on the couch for a whole month?

make room for some loser uncles I've never met.

I told you, he's only staying here and couldn't find a job in the city.

He's not a loser.

He's your family.

Not really.

Just because Grandpa found a new trophy wife that happens to come with kids,

doesn't mean you're gonna spend time with them.

That is no way to talk about your grandfather.

I'm just saying.

What am I even going to talk about with this guy?

Shouldn't dad be the one to get stuck with all this family bonding crap?

You know, you talk about him like he's some old creepy man, but he's only a few

years older than you.

You might find that you have more in common with him than you think.

He's probably still a weirdo.

So fantastic to finally meet you.

Oh, welcome.

How was your trip?

Exhausting. Yeah. Wow.

Look at this place, huh?

Yeah. You guys are doing pretty well. Thank you. Oh, uh, this is Sophie, my

daughter.

Hi. Uh, you must be my new niece.

I'm Uncle Blake.

Hi, I'm Shelby.

Nice to meet you.

I mean, it's highly illegal, but you'd be surprised how many people actually

still train hop these days, you know? Like this one time, my buddy Bill and I,

we were in New Mexico, right?

And we had just been camping a few days, so we're dirty, we're grimy, we have

our rucksacks on, you know, our tents and our sleeping bags all tethered up,

we're just trucking it as fast as we can. I mean, we're sprinting alongside

cargo train.

And we hop in an open car, you know? And out the door, I shit you not, was the

most magnificent sunset I've ever seen in my life. I mean, it was like

indescribable, really.

So Bill and I, we just shared a joint. We took it in, and it was otherworldly.

That's how I would describe it.

Oh, you know, I actually have some photos.

I mean, if you want to see them. Yeah, let's see them.

Okay.

These New Mexico skies, you know, these clouds are just rolling. They go on into

infinity.

It's insane.

Oh, that's nice.

Yeah, isn't that really nice? Mm -hmm.

Oh! Who's that?

Oh, shit.

What?

Who's that?

Nobody.

Nobody. Oh, come on. Tell me.

I don't do this delicately.

Let's see.

Just talent. Come on.

What was her name?

Dallas. No.

Her name was Debbie. I met her in Dallas. Yeah, that's it. We were at a

okay, having a few drinks, whatever, and one thing led to another, and before I

knew it, we're in the bathroom.

I have a 10 -gallon cowboy hat on. I'm wearing fur cowboy boots.

Oh, my God. We're doing the damn thing, okay?

Wow.

You know, that just happens.

It comes with the territory, you know?

Cross -country trekking, hitchhiking, you're bound to meet a few people, have

one -night stand or two.

Yeah. Well, uh, what about you?

Any juicy stories to share?

I mean, not any that are that cool to share.

Oh, come on, I mean... One night stand. There's always something that's unique

about it. I'm sure you have a ton of stories.

Yeah, you know, I don't like to kiss and tell. It's not my thing.

Kiss and tell?

Yeah. Who are you?

I like to keep my private life private.

Okay.

What?

You're a virgin, aren't you?

I'm not a virgin.

Yeah, you're a virgin.

Sophie?

Is it that obvious?

It's practically written across your forehead.

I mean, what's the deal? You're 18, right?

You've never had a boyfriend or anything?

I've never even kissed a boy.

Oh, come on. Now you're just fucking with me.

You've never kissed a boy?

No, never.

You ever kiss a girl?

No.

You know, if you were interested, you know, I could teach you how to kiss.

What do you mean?

I just mean that perhaps it would be better to learn from someone you

trust, you know, as opposed to a stranger.

I think I just heard my mom call my name.

Well, you'll at least think about it, won't you?

Oh, Mom.

Yeah? How do you know if a guy really likes you?

Are you interested in a boy?

Yeah, I mean, kind of.

Well, he's a little older than me.

Okay. And I've only known him for a little while.

But I really like him.

Okay.

Well, tell me more about this guy.

Well, we've hung out. We've been spending a lot of time together.

But he definitely has a lot more experience than I do.

time together. Where do you get that time? It's just been spending time with

Blake.

Sophie, do you have a crush on Blake?

No. Sophie!

Blake? Your uncle?

That is inappropriate.

You can't be doing this. What are you thinking?

This is your family.

Only because of a stupid piece of paper before grass.

No, I wouldn't normally say this, but Blake, he's a loser.

I mean, he can't keep a job. He's not anybody you want to be interested in.

this is... Come on.

You know what? I'm going to get your father.

No, Mom, Mom.

Don't. Please.

Sophie,

tell him.

Sophie? She has a crush on Blake.

Uncle Blake.

Sophie, this is true.

It's a stupid dad.

It's a stupid crush.

He doesn't even know about it.

Please stop. I want to hear this from you.

What do you mean you've got a crush on a boy?

It's a stupid dad. He doesn't know about it.

It's not even a thing.

You've been hanging out with your uncle?

You've been hanging out with your uncle in your room?

Has he touched you?

So I guess you heard all that, huh?

I'm so sorry.

It's all my fault. I should have opened my big mouth.

That's okay.

I actually think it's kind of cute that you have a crush on me.

Not that I feel that same way or anything, but still, it's cute

I mean...

I wasn't going to act up on any of those feelings.

It was so stupid, and I know it.

You know, I think it's best for us to remain as friends.

And then maybe farther down the line, we can become more than

that.

Family.

Family through some arbitrary law or some stupid piece of paper.

A real family.

I hope so too.

But having said that, wouldn't you agree that family

members need to be able to trust one another?

I gotta be honest with you, Sophie.

I'm having a hard time trusting you.

You know, I'm afraid that anything I say to you, you might just turn around and

blab to your mom.

I promise that will never happen again.

I never want what happened tonight to happen again.

I'm home, Barry.

Yeah, it was pretty embarrassing, wasn't it?

I really didn't appreciate the way your father yelled at me.

You're absolutely nothing.

I'm so sorry about my dad.

It's all my fault.

It's water under the bridge.

I mean, he's just protecting you.

You can't fault a man for that, right?

Could you imagine if he were to invite some creep into his house?

Someone who would take advantage of his poor teenage daughter?

That would be awful.

I'm not a kid anymore.

I can handle myself.

Hey, you're preaching to the choir.

You know, I'm on your side.

Well, of course you are still a virgin.

You're not really all that grown up, are you?

Is it even that big of a deal?

Look, I'm only saying you're kind of

proving your dad's point with protection.

You know, keeping yourself all pristine and innocent and precious.

Keeping up the facade of daddy's little girl.

I don't know, just... It seems like he still needs to look out for you,

right?

It's not like I'm avoiding sex.

I just haven't met the right guy.

Well... Yes.

I could fuck you.

Not that I... think about you that way or anything.

This is just one of those situations where... you might want to practice a

little bit. You know, with someone you trust.

I mean...

Could you imagine you fall in love with somebody and then you just tragically

embarrass yourself the first time because you don't know what you're

Yeah, I wouldn't want that to happen.

I don't want you to mess that up.

And you said it earlier.

You have a crush on me.

And here I am, willing to teach you.

I mean, don't you want to learn?

Yeah.

I want you to teach me.

I haven't even kissed a guy though.

and those will have the community.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah,

I do.

Thank you.

Do you want me to take my panties off?

No, I want you to pull them to the side.

Oh, my God.

Look at how pretty that is.

I got so much.

Yeah? Yeah, I want you to touch me now.

I want you to feel like that.

Do you feel growing in your hands?

Yeah.

So does that feel good then?

God bless you.

I'm so eager, aren't you?

Yeah.

It's okay. You're not supposed to. Don't put it on it yet.

Okay.

Stick out your tongue.

Am I doing it right? Oh, you're doing it perfect.

You're

going

to make a lot of boys very happy.

Really? Yeah, you are a quick learner.

I hope.

Oh my God, look at you, you're a natural.

Did I do it right? Oh yeah, don't see you do it again.

You think I'm doing a good job?

Oh, very

dirty girl.

Yeah, so I said, look at me and she took it.

And we'll see you later.

Yeah. Is that what you want?

I want you to put your dick in my virgin pussy.

I do like it, actually.

Spin around this time.

Okay, ready?

There you go. Yeah, just like that.

Yeah.

Yes.

Even better. Yeah, put your feet right there.

Thank you.

So, most girls just take you in the mouth.

Okay. Uh -huh, yeah. You up for that?

Yeah. Oh, that's good.

That's good. I want you to be ready for it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Can we follow that?

You don't want to waste it.

Oh, yes.

Oh, that tastes good.

Yeah, you like it, huh?

Oh,

yes. Oh, I'll get the rest of it out of there.

Yeah.

What a night.

Yeah. Fuck.

Wait, where are you going?

Hmm?

Where are you going?

Oh, I'm gonna go upstairs and pack.

Pack?

Yep. Yep, yep, yep.

Huh? I'm gonna just crash with a friend.

Got a job a few days ago.

Why didn't you tell me this before?

Guess I wanted to have a little fun.

But, you know what will be more fun?

We'll be telling my new brother that I fucked... his daughter under his own

roof.

Well,

have a good night.

Uncle Joe, as he called himself, had watched me grow up, and I was his

the niece he never had.

Yes.

I want you to come inside of me, Uncle Joe.

Oh, fuck.

Uncle Joe, what's wrong?

What did I do?

Uncle Joe, what did I do wrong?

Nothing.

I just want to make you happy.

You do make me happy.

You know, I don't know, I feel like the novelty of the one -off.

You're no longer a teenager.

Certainly not a virgin.

You're not exactly experienced.

Uncle Joe, I just want to make you happy.

What can I do?

Please, I'll do anything.

I just want to make you happy.

All right.

Your stepsister, Cammie.

How old is she?

She just turned 18. Why?

18.

And is she a virgin like you were?

And there it is.

Bring her to me, princess.

Good girl.

There's my girl.

It's so good to see you.

Oh, my gosh.

Look at this place.

What?

So pretty.

Wait till you see the amenities.

Wow. Do you have a fork?

I hope you brought your suit. Are you serious?

Yes.

Wow, I haven't seen you since last time I came to see your dad. Oh, it's this

way. Oh, girl.

Oh, yeah.

I can't help you.

Uncle Joe, that's enough.

Why don't we go for a swim?

Yeah. Let's go to the pool.

You know what?

I got these bags.

Why don't you finish giving her the tour first?

Show her around. Check out the whole house.

Really, we have a weekend. Take your time.

Yes.

Hi, Uncle Joe.

Hey, you didn't happen to see my swimming suit, did you, when you were

our stuff up front?

No, I just took your bag upstairs.

See, I told you, Cammie, you probably just forgot to pack it.

I didn't pack it, though.

I was so excited to swim, it was like the first thing I thought.

Well, you can't let that stop you now, can you? I mean, you can just swim in

your underwear.

You want me to sit in my underwear, Uncle Joe?

Of course.

We're all family here, aren't we?

Diana's your stepsister, and I am your dad's best friend.

Okay.

Yeah, that didn't sound creepy at all.

Okay.

The last one is a rotten egg.

Ooh, it smells really good.

I told you it was nice.

Do you remember when we were kids, Tammy, and we used to play tag in the

Yeah, but wouldn't that be lame for the two of us? You're just saying that

because you can't beat me. Yeah, right.

You're it, bitch.

Oh, my God. You can't catch me.

You still can't catch me?

You're it. No, you don't.

Oh, my goodness.

You know what? I'm getting kind of hungry. I'm going to go and get some

Uncle Joe, do you want anything?

Oh, no.

I'm all right.

I've got two tasty morsels right here.

You're so silly, Uncle Joe.

You're a silly one.

You have to be careful, Uncle Joe.

If you keep rushing her, you're going to scare her away.

Excuse me?

This is for you to deal with.

You want to make Uncle Joe happy now, don't you?

Fucking your best friend's daughter is one thing, but fucking her stepsister?

That would freak anybody out.

I know she just turned 18, Uncle Joe, but she's still a virgin.

Listen, I'm just starting to enjoy myself.

So you better not fuck this up for me.

Now why don't you go inside and get me that pussy?

I'll do the best that I can.

Is that you?

No, it's okay.

Stay in it. Stay in it or wake up.

What are you doing in here?

Kimmy, stop. It's okay. What do you mean, stop? It's okay. What do you mean,

it's okay? What do you mean, you know?

Stop. Uncle Joe just has a special gift that he wants to share with the both of

us. What are you talking about? What do you mean he has a special gift? Kimmy.

Why are you in here?

He brought us over here for the weekend, so that's the least that we could do.

Kimmy, what did you tell him? Kimmy, stop.

Look.

Why are you making her do?

Why is she saying all this?

Why are you talking like this, Diana?

Don't you want to make your Uncle Joe happy?

Why is she doing this to Uncle Joe? Why is she acting like this? What are you

doing, Diana?

You've never done this before.

I've never led you down the wrong path?

No. Do you trust me?

Just take a deep breath, okay?

Don't you want to make your Uncle Joe feel good?

Because I know I want to make you feel good.

And you're lucky to have a big sister here to teach you.

I guess I can give it a try.

I think you can go a little bit

You're doing so good, Kimmy. She's a natural.

Go

deeper.

You can do better than that.

Yeah, there you go.

That's what he likes.

Bye.

I'm so proud of you.

No, you're doing so good. Here, lick this side, okay?

Like that, yeah.

Wow, the two of you look so beautiful together.

See, this isn't so bad, is it?

No.

That's her.

Yeah.

Why don't you just spit on it?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Nice and away.

Great job teaching.

Are you enjoying yourself,

Candice?

It's not too bad.

Not too bad?

I told you.

Wait till you feel it inside you.

That's the best part.

It's a good guy.

Why don't you lay back and let me taste you now.

It's only fair that I return the favor, isn't it?

Yeah, you're right.

Lay back.

Look at that.

It's beautiful.

I wonder if it smells as good as it looks.

Maybe.

Your skin is so soft.

Thanks.

Thank you.

That's it.

Such a pretty smile.

Do you like that?

Yeah, that feels good.

That's good.

This will be even better.

God.

What's on your hair?

Now I got that nipple stand up.

Look at that.

What do you think we should

do next?

I don't know. You guys told me. What do you think, Diana?

Your favorite.

What do you think? Want to try my favorite?

Yeah, let's try your favorite.

Good girl.

What's your favorite?

Are you ready for me to come inside, princess?

Yeah.

Be careful.

when your sister felt like this?

I don't know.

She knows how I like it.

One day we'll have you as a guest.

Okay.

She's going to deep breathe?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

Watch your teeth. Watch the teeth.

Oh, she got better fast.

Such

a

young sub -boy.

You're like my young teenage ass.

I love it.

And Uncle Joel loves both of you.

There's something else I want you to learn, Kevin.

What?

No, you've never done this.

Super easy, okay.

You want me to eat your pussy?

Yes.

Can you do that for me?

Yeah?

Yes.

Be careful.

Yeah, like that. Just use your tongue.

Oh my god.

That looks so hot.

with Uncle Joe.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

That's so hot. Are you watching how I'm doing it? I am.

Okay.

Is it my turn?

Just like that?

Why don't you face the other way?

Try it like that.

That feels really good. That's so deep.

God, you're doing so good.

So devious.

Oh

my

god.

That's it, that's it.

Oh.

I think you're making her feel really bad, Uncle Joe.

Oh, my God.

Just tease her.

And then I want you to suck it up in your mouth.

Okay.

And then you're going to spit it in her eyes. I've never tasted cum before.

Are you two going to share an ice?

We will.

Oh my

gosh, that's a

lot of cum.

Why don't you taste it, can we?

And let me have some too.

Okay. I mean, I've never tasted.

Come on.

You can do it. You'll love it.

My cum tastes great. Yes, it does.

Oh, yeah.

Let me have some.

Yeah, that's a good girl.

Oh my gosh, it tastes so different. It tasted good though.

I better suck it up.

Yeah, just like that.

Well that about wraps that up, ladies.

It's time to shower up and go to bed.

Come on, princess.

Can't Diana come with us?

Fortunately, there's only room for one. And Diana spent plenty of time in the

bed.

So, see you in the morning.