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He wants to thrill us.

He wants to get our attention.

So this is not only magic...

..it's the spectacle of the real.

Can I borrow your wedding ring? Of course.

Can I borrow your wedding ring? Of course.

In magic, there's a trick, we take rings and link them together.Right.

Do you mind if I take David's wedding ring?

Do you mind if I take David's wedding ring?

No, go for it.

Can I borrow that ring?Mm-hm.

Yeah? It's OK?

Yeah, that's cool.

Are you gonna take it off?

So you've never taken it off? No, this is the first time.

First time you've taken it off? Yeah, in...

..16, 17 years.Oh,BLEEP!Oh, wow!

My thumb's...

Here, here's what I do with the ring.

Oh, no.Looks like you smell blood.

It's not in my mouth.

No.No, no.

No, no, no.

Nothing, no, look.

BLEEP, BLEEP

Wow, have you swallowed it?

Wow, have you swallowed it?

He did swallow it.

No, no, no.

Lift up your tongue.

Yeah.No, no, no. There is nothing in there.

Yeah.No, no, no. There is nothing in there.

Is there a hanger somewhere?

We do like this.

Straighten it out.

Straighten it out. It's definitely not in your mouth?

Straighten it out. It's definitely not in your mouth?

It's not.

Oh!

Too far down, that's too far down.

Ssh, ssh! Please don't.No!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You want me to pull that. OK?

Don't pull it out.

Oh!

Oh, my God!

No, no, no!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

It's totally hooked onto the hanger. Oh, my God!

It's totally hooked onto the hanger. Oh, my God!

There's no way.

That's ridiculous.

David...

..that was amazing.

I've got to go to the bathroom.

Do you have a bill, like a big bill?

Do you have a bill, like a big bill?

20 dollars?Yes, perfect.

20 dollar bill.Yes.Perfect.

20 dollar bill.Yes.Perfect.

Can you give her the cigarette?

Here's what I want you to do.Mm-hm.

Here's what I want you to do.Mm-hm.

See the bill?Mm-hm.

Can you burn a hole in the bill?

Yeah, burn a hole.

Push it right through, slowly. Slow.

Push.

Push.

Push. Slow, slow.

See how it burns through?

Good. Now let go of the cigarette.

Can you see how it's through the bill? Yeah?

OK?Mm-hm.See?Yeah.Yeah.

Do me a favour?Uh-huh.

Do me a favour?Uh-huh.

Can you grab the cigarette from the bottom?

From the bottom, under here. Carefully, don't hurt yourself.

And just see how there's a hole?

And just see how there's a hole?

Just pull. Pull.

What?!

See, see, look.

Look, make sure, it's real.

What?!

That's impossible!

Do you have a bill? It might not be big.

Do you have a bill? It might not be big.

OK, well, as big as you have is good.

It's the biggest one I have. Great. A 20?Yeah.

Can you do me a favour? Let's use that surface. Can you sign it here?

Can you do me a favour? Let's use that surface. Can you sign it here?

I have a sharpie.

Perfect.

What do you think of that green? When did that start?

What do you think of that green? When did that start?

You see the signature, I can't copy that, correct?

You see the signature, I can't copy that, correct?

No.Nobody could. OK, let me...Who'd want to?

So this is your bill that you signed.Yes.Correct?Yes.

Do me a favour. Can you just pinch your fingers like this for me?

Do me a favour. Can you just pinch your fingers like this for me?

Yeah.Good. And hold that.

See if I bend... See if I give the bill a little bend.

See if I bend... See if I give the bill a little bend.

Yeah.Right?

Here. And it doesn't... it doesn't ruin the value...

Well, I guess if you go through both serial numbers,

it kind of decreases the value.

it kind of decreases the value.

But is that really ripped?

Yes.Will you pull it off? Pull it off.Me?

Yeah, just rip it.

Good. Perfect.

Good. Perfect.

And can you put that in my mouth, that little piece?

This guy, yeah?Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What?!

What?

What?

Oh! Is it...?

That is insane.That's it, yeah.

That's insane.

That's insane.

How...?

That's crazy.That's not... That's crazy.

I never let go of it, and it was totally gone.

I never let go of it, and it was totally gone.

It's like a reverse bris.

All right.

OK.All right.

OK.All right.

No, no, no, no!

Holy BLEEP!

He could break his teeth, his jawbone.

If something goes wrong, it was my doing, my wishes,

I did everything according to what I wanted to do.

I did everything according to what I wanted to do.

The deadliest feat in magic is the bullet catch.

The deadliest feat in magic is the bullet catch.

And there are two ways you can go about doing it.

You can do it for real...

or you can fake it.

Ironically, 12 magicians that have faked it in the last century

died performing it.

In 2009, I performed a real version of the bullet catch

In 2009, I performed a real version of the bullet catch

where I convinced my best friend to fire the gun.

And that's the last time I'll ever ask anyone to assume that risk.

And that's the last time I'll ever ask anyone to assume that risk.

So, from now on, I'm going to be the one pulling the trigger.

I'm also going to use a bullet

I'm also going to use a bullet

that's nearly twice as big and twice as fast.

I'm going to have a mirror in one hand, and with the other,

I have to carefully pull a string attached to the trigger

I have to carefully pull a string attached to the trigger

which will send the bullet flying into the steel cup in my mouth,

and there's no margin for error.

and there's no margin for error.

If anything goes wrong, it will be a disaster right here and right now.

I'm here at the dentist's today

to get a mould taken for a new mouth guard.

The reason I need to do that is because, since the only other time

The reason I need to do that is because, since the only other time

I did the bullet catch, my teeth have shifted.

Everything has to be perfect because the cup can't move

when it takes the impact of the bullet.

when it takes the impact of the bullet.

The amount of force this bullet can give

can break his teeth, it could break his jawbone.

What do you mean?

Cos it wouldn't be fun.

It'd be boring.

I mean, obviously.

My advice would be not to do this trick.

Would I take your advice?No. That's it.

I also told you to stop eating glass

I also told you to stop eating glass

for years now, and you haven't listened.And they're getting bad.

Yes.I feel hot and cold much stronger now.

That's because glass is not a normal food that you're supposed to eat.

That's because glass is not a normal food that you're supposed to eat.

Have you been eating on the right side of your mouth?

Yeah, only on the right. It's so weird.You're wearing your teeth

Yeah, only on the right. It's so weird.You're wearing your teeth

on the right much worse.Wow. Much worse.

Yeah, I started shifting to the right cos the left was hurting.

Your right's worse than your left. This is totally worn away.

Your right's worse than your left. This is totally worn away.

All the enamel's gone, his nerve is almost exposed.

He didn't believe me in the beginning.I didn't believe him.

He didn't believe me in the beginning.I didn't believe him.

I've never seen anyone do it, I thought there was a trick to it,

but he's eating glass.

Can I take a sip of this?

Can I take a sip of this?

Sure.Watch this now.Is that OK?

It's your glass?

He wants to see one more.

This is your glass?Yes.

This is your glass?Yes.

It's a real glass? Yeah.

Nice.Uh-oh! He's just having a drink.

That's the...that's the trick!

Hey, wait.BLEEP!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, come on!

Be careful.

You're crazy.

D'you want to drink it just to...?

D'you want to drink it just to...?

And that's a real glass, for sure. Yeah.

You should really see someone about that.

You guys are missing this.

He's eating my glass.

He's eating my glass.

The boyfriend I always wanted.

Might be blood, but I don't know if you bleed like the rest of us.

Might be blood, but I don't know if you bleed like the rest of us.

OK, let's not do that any more, I'm scared now.

You want me to make a rabbit appear out of your purse?

You want me to make a rabbit appear out of your purse?

Preferably a rabbit, bunny, Shetland pony.

Oh, there is literally nothing in it.

Well, actually...

That wasn't in my purse. Oh, my God!

Finally he got a big one.

Finally he got a big one.

Um...has it got teeth?

Oh, my God!

No!

If you do this stunt and you die,

it's like, you had it coming.

I feel like you're arching and all,

I feel like you're arching and all,

cos it could be hitting your spine.

You know how this works? It's like...No, no, no!

No!No!

What the BLEEP! BLEEP!

Oh, my God.No...flipping, and, like...

Oh, my God.No...flipping, and, like...

No, it's gone.

Oh, my God!

Here, let me... You know, we can do a cell phone as well.

Here, let me... You know, we can do a cell phone as well.

Is this... This is yours?

Yes.So, watch how quickly it goes. Watch. So it's one, two...look.

Yes.So, watch how quickly it goes. Watch. So it's one, two...look.

No way.

No way.

I owe her a new phone.

Is that phone important to you? I just got it a week ago.

Like, exactly, like...Yeah.

What the BLEEP just happened?

That's my purse in my bag. Grab her purse.

Grab her purse. What the BLEEP!

Grab her purse. What the BLEEP!

No!

BLEEP!

No!

Hold on, hold on!

What's inside?

What's inside?

Oh!

It travelled into your friend's bag.

Go ahead, reach inside. Go ahead. Let her reach in.

Go ahead, reach inside. Go ahead. Let her reach in.

I saw it go into the water. Look in the bag, go ahead.

Reach inside. Check, make sure it's her phone.

Oh, my God!

I saw it going into the water.

My God!

Do you know how to shuffle cards, like a riffle shuffle?

Do you know how to shuffle cards, like a riffle shuffle?

Jen, name any card, at random.

Name any card in the deck.

Name any card in the deck.

Jack of clubs.

Name any number between 1 and 52.

23.You said jack of clubs and then 23, right?

23.You said jack of clubs and then 23, right?

Yeah.Count 23 cards.

3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10,

3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10,

11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16,

17, 18, 19, 29, 21,

22, 23.

Can you show me the card that... Turn over the top card.

Can you show me the card that... Turn over the top card.

The one you've counted. Let me see it.No!

You're a witch!

You're a witch!

You're a witch! No!

No!

BLEEP!

BLEEP!

What?!But, Jen, you did that. I didn't do it.

So I'm not the witch, you thought of the card and the number.No!

So I'm not the witch, you thought of the card and the number.No!

No!

Witch!

One day, before you die, are you just gonna write a book

and tell us everything? You can't die.

and tell us everything? You can't die.

One of the strangest characters in magic was Mac Norton,

and he called himself the Human Aquarium.

and he called himself the Human Aquarium.

He had the ability to convert his stomach into a home

where creatures could live and then bring them up on command.

where creatures could live and then bring them up on command.

I've spent the last ten years trying to figure out his secret.

You think you can swallow this whole potato?

It wouldn't go down.

BLEEP!

BLEEP!

I'm getting it to here. I don't think it's swallowing it.

They're overriding the gag reflex.

Whatever it is that stops you from just swallowing BLEEP random

Whatever it is that stops you from just swallowing BLEEP random

that you need to go...when you eat,

you need to unlock that.

I think that's what we need to do.

My name is Brett Loudermilk and I'm a sword swallower

My name is Brett Loudermilk and I'm a sword swallower

and I'm cleaning some swords for some practice with David.

I'm getting him to get a sword down

so that we can make him better at the things that he wants to do,

so that we can make him better at the things that he wants to do,

which are BLEEP insane.

So you're moving your body. Don't move your body.

It looks like you're feeling some sort of resistance.

Mm-hm.OK.

So that was right in here?Yeah. Yeah.It's hitting something.

So that was right in here?Yeah. Yeah.It's hitting something.

Do you feel like you're arching? Cos it could be hitting your spine.

So I'm only down to here.

So I'm only down to here.

Yeah.

I basically have to get it down... It's gonna go to there.To there.

Just kind of square yourself up.

That's it.

Ah!

You don't decide, ever, in real life, what your oesophagus does.

You don't decide, ever, in real life, what your oesophagus does.

But this, you have to train yourself to go, oh, OK, I have to figure out

But this, you have to train yourself to go, oh, OK, I have to figure out

how to work this muscle now.

It's really crazy you can override your complete BLEEP body.

Yeah.

Ah!

Ah!All right.

It's perfect. It doesn't feel like I can go any further.

It's perfect. It doesn't feel like I can go any further.

Cos it can't go any further.

Oh, so that's...that is...

You got it!

OK.It was hitting the bottom of your stomach.OK, got it.

OK.It was hitting the bottom of your stomach.OK, got it.

Yeah, yeah.It feels like that. Yeah.

It's like you commit to, like, I'm going to get beat up today.

You're a magician.

You're a magician.

Why didn't you do this?

We're doing this so we can figure out one new trick.

He's almost like addicted to the danger.

There's no way to stop him. That's what he wants.

I'm about to try for the first time taking a bullet

I'm about to try for the first time taking a bullet

from a .22 calibre rifle that I'm going to operate myself.

Can you splay the cards like that?

Can you splay the cards like that?

Can you do that?No, I can't.Try. Here, take this. Take it.

Try to spray them from back here to me.

Yeah, but to me. Hold on, do it to me. Spray 'em this way.To you.

Yeah, but to me. Hold on, do it to me. Spray 'em this way.To you.

Yeah. Leave 'em. No, leave 'em.

Spray here, go. Hard, go.

Perfect.

You thought of a card? What card were you thinking of?

You thought of a card? What card were you thinking of?

Ace.Of what?

Spades.Bingo.

Blindfold me. Go.

Go.

Maybe... I'm not sure, maybe this one.

Maybe... I'm not sure, maybe this one.

Oh, yeah.

BLEEP

Put your head back.

Put your head back.

Relax your lips.

Never.

It's amazing.

It's amazing.

Yeah.

That's the word, insane.

Let's assume you're not David Blaine any more.OK.

You're now in the audience, the arena.Right.

And the guy you're watching got hurt.

And the guy you're watching got hurt.

Do you admire him?

I'm intrigued.

Like, wow. Then I'd be like, what's the reason,

like, why is he shooting himself in the mouth?

like, why is he shooting himself in the mouth?

Why doesn't he just do card tricks and get rich?

That's what I'd wonder.

Guess what his reason. Why would he do that?

Guess what his reason. Why would he do that?

I think he finds a really high excitement in it.

Where does it tie?

Do this real fast.

Just don't move your body, just pull your hand.

Just don't move your body, just pull your hand.

I don't know. I have to admit that's something

I still don't fully understand,

this idea of putting your life on the line, either for entertainment

this idea of putting your life on the line, either for entertainment

or...philosophically to say something

that's, you know, bigger and greater.

Just move over a little bit.

It always felt like, if things go wrong, like, if you do this stunt,

It always felt like, if things go wrong, like, if you do this stunt,

and you die, it's the opposite of inspiring a person,

it's like, OK, he had it coming.

it's like, OK, he had it coming.

I think we're good to go with that. Yeah.

I don't know if it's like...

he's almost, like, addicted to the danger, it gives him this...

he's almost, like, addicted to the danger, it gives him this...

rush, this...

There's no way to stop him.

That's what he wants.

That's what he wants.

I would know that if I became a father, and I was in his shoes,

things will shift, things will change.

things will shift, things will change.

Oh, that's it, 70 Rancho Drive.

Well, Mary, Papa loves you.

Well, Mary, Papa loves you.

You're going to the zoo?

Whoa, that's way louder, huh?

There's an...

There's an...

I'm off by a millimetre.

You saw whales?

What?! You saw beluga whales?

What?! You saw beluga whales?

I'm David Blaine, I'm about to try for the first time taking a bullet

from a .22 calibre rifle that I'm going to operate myself.

from a .22 calibre rifle that I'm going to operate myself.

So I indemnify every single person on this property,

if something goes wrong, it's my doing, it's my wishes

and I did everything according to what I wanted to do.

and I did everything according to what I wanted to do.

Laser on.

Trigger's set.

Keep going.

Keep that slack.

Just keep your eye on the camera. Make sure that dot doesn't move.

Yeah.

Yeah. Little off centre.

Off centre.Keep looking at it.

No, no, no.

Make sure it's glowing.

Make sure it's glowing.

Now...

Up slightly.

That's it.Right there, right there.

No.No.

Right there.

You're still off.

No, no, no.

Right there.

Right there.

Glowing. Right there.

Wow!

It's like a BLEEP punch!

Wow!Are you good?BLEEP!

Wow!Are you good?BLEEP!

That is a BLEEP punch!

Wow!

Congratulations.Congratulations, that is...Holy BLEEP!

Congratulations.Congratulations, that is...Holy BLEEP!

Carl...You did it, man.Dina.

BLEEPThat was great.

BLEEPThat was great.

Wow, that's like...

It's pleasing, man.

My heart was pounding.

My heart was pounding.

Pounding, I was like, no, no.

Yes, no.

Duh-duh-duh-duh.

Let's just kill you and be done with it. I mean, why?

Let's just kill you and be done with it. I mean, why?

You were like...aargh!

I would have been so ecstatic. I just feel like...oh, man.

Holy BLEEP!

Holy BLEEP!

I-I'm not happy.

I'm not happy, I'm the opposite of happy.

Cos he'll do it every night.

We have 911 on speed dial.

You see how thin that is? It's that?

Wow! Wow!

You're thinking of something that I could never know,

You're thinking of something that I could never know,

even if I researched you. Yeah, yeah.

And nobody here would know it. So I couldn't ask him

what's she gonna think of, correct? OK, they might know it.

I'd know?You guys would know it.

I'd know?You guys would know it.

Is it something that's personal to you?Yeah.

OK, it's fine. They didn't tell me anything.No.

OK, it's fine. They didn't tell me anything.No.

It would be really weird for them to bring it up.

Go anywhere you want, where nobody can see what you're searching.

Make sure nobody's looking at what you're searching.

When you search it, I could watch your fingers,

When you search it, I could watch your fingers,

but that's not what this is about. I'm not kidding.

OK.And when you're done searching, it'll bring you to an article.Yep.

OK.And when you're done searching, it'll bring you to an article.Yep.

OK, scroll through.Mm-hm.

Think of a word in the article.

And you have a word?

Does that word somehow relate to what you're thinking of?

Does that word somehow relate to what you're thinking of?

OK, so it's random. So it's not like the word will tell me

OK, so it's random. So it's not like the word will tell me

what you were thinking of, correct? No. No, it's really random.OK.

So let me ask you a question. Keep that hidden.

You're thinking of...

like, when you were five years old. Mm-hm.

And there was something... I don't know much,

And there was something... I don't know much,

but it's something that was, like, with your family, like...?

Yeah.

Something that meant a lot to you.

BLEEP My God!

BLEEP My God!

Yes.

Before I try to figure out what that is, can you come here?

No.No, I need to use...I know.

No.No, I need to use...I know.

No, no, but look, no, no, hold on.

In order to...

No, no, I'm gonna use this right here.

Keep your hand open, just like this.

I hope I'm wrong.

I hope you are too.

BLEEP!

BLEEP!

That's not only weird, but really embarrassing.

BLEEP!

It's right.

It's right.

BLEEP!

You were also...you were also thinking of a word, right?

From the article. You just thought of a word.Yes.

From the article. You just thought of a word.Yes.

Nothing related. It was the opposite...

of what you were thinking of, in a weird way.

Yeah.Hold on.

Yeah.Hold on.

Think of a letter in that word.

In the word, think of a letter.OK.

OK, wait...

OK, wait...

You see, you changed.Yeah.

Sorry.You went from an M to an R.

All right.

Yeah.

I changed it to an R.

Really weird.

Petrifying.Isn't it?

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I,

J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R,

S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z.

S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z.

Yeah.

What was the word that you were thinking of?

What was the word that you were thinking of?

Numerous.

What?!

What?!

BLEEP!

No.

You scare the BLEEP out of me.

You scare the BLEEP out of me.

BLEEP!

Oh, my God.

It's so weird.

That's so weird.

That's so weird.

You're gonna put this in your body.

You're gonna put this in your body.

This one I've done already, but this one I haven't done.

So this will be the first attempt.

We have 911 on speed dial?

Press it, press it.

Oh, he fricking did it.

Oh, he fricking did it.

That's ridiculous.

So ridiculous.

That looks pretty good. It doesn't look real, though.

That looks pretty good. It doesn't look real, though.

It's as real as it's gonna be.

100 years ago, there was a guy,

and hypothetically, he was able

to convert his stomach into an aquarium.

to convert his stomach into an aquarium.

He would drink a large amount of water and put creatures inside and

he'd spout them out into people's wine glasses filled with water.

he'd spout them out into people's wine glasses filled with water.

See, the oesophagus starts here,

and you can see how thin that is?

How are you gonna get a creature to go up that?It's that thin line?

How are you gonna get a creature to go up that?It's that thin line?

Yes, the thin red line.

You know what I just realised? If I'd studied this book

and discussed this before I'd worked on it,

and discussed this before I'd worked on it,

I'd never think it was possible.

It would do the opposite.

It's amazing.Excuse me, I still don't think it's possible.

It's amazing.Excuse me, I still don't think it's possible.

You're thinking of a small creature. Yeah, I got it.

One that could fit in the palm of my hand?Yeah.

Cos he's gonna draw something.OK.

Let me try this.

Let me try this.

I wanna draw... Yeah, you're gonna try to draw it.

A small creature that can fit in the palm of Drake's hand.

If I drew Mick Mills, you'd be like, oh, man!

All right.

All right.

To me, this looks a little bit like a frog.I would absolutely agree.

Frogs are like, er, what do they say, the plague?

That's right, it rained frogs in Egypt.

That's right, it rained frogs in Egypt.

It rained frogs?

It rained frogs in Egypt.

BLEEP

BLEEP

No way!

No way!

Wha...! Wha...!

No way, no way!

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait!

He's jumping around.

It tastes like chicken.

It tastes like chicken.

Wait, hold on.

Stef, come here, is my mouth empty?

Yeah.

Get your frog. Get your frogs.

Hold on, make sure my mouth is empty. Is my mouth empty?

Yeah.Wait, wait.

Yeah.Wait, wait.

Eh?Yeah.

Got another frog?

No, no, no!

BLEEP!

BLEEP!

Oh, my God!

You're addicted to adrenalin, but you're in denial.

How is that even possible?

Did anyone make David disappear yet? No, wait a minute.

Did anyone make David disappear yet? No, wait a minute.

You have no idea what just happened, that's ridiculous.

No, wait a minute. Wait a minute.

He said, name a animal that he can keep alive in his hand,

He said, name a animal that he can keep alive in his hand,

so I said frog.

There's nothing in my mouth?No.

So he sewed his mouth shut with needle and thread...

So he sewed his mouth shut with needle and thread...

I thought sewing the mouth shut was the trick.

I thought that was it. I forgot about the frog thing.

I thought that was it. I forgot about the frog thing.

Live frogs came out of his mouth.

Live frogs came out of his mouth.

Oh, my God!

Live frogs.

Oh, my God!

So we go to the desert a day before the show.

And you decide to pull the trigger

And you decide to pull the trigger

and we think everything is perfect.

And then we realise that actually the mouth guard broke.

He won't tell me, he had no doubt, do it again the very next night.

He won't tell me, he had no doubt, do it again the very next night.

No.

Three, two, one...

Three, two, one...

fire!

Sweet.

Can you take everyone through what the plan is?

Can you take everyone through what the plan is?

So, if anything were to happen,

lights are gonna go to blue,

we get the ambulance, and off.OK.

It's almost there.

I really think that we've solved all the problems with this device now.

I really think that we've solved all the problems with this device now.

I think it's gonna be good to go.

The lower mouthpiece is of a soft material,

like an athletic mouth guard material.

like an athletic mouth guard material.

The top is hard acrylic that obviously has to be hard

in order to stop the velocity of the bullet.

Yesterday at the rehearsal, the piece I had,

when it took the bullet that we did, it broke.

So he jumped on an airplane, brought this whole dentist kit and his tools

So he jumped on an airplane, brought this whole dentist kit and his tools

to modify the thing so it'll fit and actually stop that.

I really feel good about it. I think it'll work out really well.

I really feel good about it. I think it'll work out really well.

But my advice to him from the start was...Not to do it.Exactly.

David, don't do this, man.

David, don't do this, man.

I would never build a prop for card tricks an hour before the show.

He's gonna put his life on the line. Maybe he got balls, man.

He's gonna put his life on the line. Maybe he got balls, man.

'44 minutes to the show, exactly 44 minutes to the show.'

I'm very nervous.You are?

How do you feel?

How do you feel?

It's a crazy life.

My heart is racing.

Is it? Mine too.

Mine actually is racing.

Mine actually is racing.

BLEEP nervous BLEEP. I don't even know why.

I mean, I know why. You've got to shoot yourself in the face.

It's like we're all doing something

that's like we're about to rob Macey's or something.

No, that would be less scary.

That's not bad, actually.We'd be in jail, practising card moves.

That's not bad, actually.We'd be in jail, practising card moves.

There's no margin for error.

There's no margin for error.

If anything goes wrong, it will be a disaster right here and right now.

Three, two...

one...

Fire.

All right, we're good.

All right, we're good.

Yes.

Hold on, no, no, no.

Yes.

Yes.

Up slightly, up slightly.

Up slightly, up slightly.

Stop, stop. Yes.

Huh?Yes.

Huh?Yes.

Huh?

Yes.

So, what happened when you fired the gun?

So, what happened when you fired the gun?

Time just started to move...

really slow.

When the bullet struck the cup...

When the bullet struck the cup...

..there was a high-pitched ringing in my ears.

And I felt an impact in the back of my throat.

And I felt an impact in the back of my throat.

And I was sure the bullet went right through my head

and I was dead.

And then suddenly, I became aware of the pain.

And it brought me back.

And at that moment, I realised

And at that moment, I realised

that the mouth guard had simply shattered again

and I was alive.

Oh!Are you good?

Right, you OK?

Right, you OK?

The BLEEP broke!

Agh!

This popped off.

This popped off.

This whole thing came off.

Thank you, everybody, for being such an incredible audience.

Peace and good night.

Peace and good night.

Never again.

David will not do that again.

David will not do that again.

Of course we are, we're BLEEP. I quit. I'm telling you right now.

We're gonna do it right. End of story.OK.

We're doing it right.

We're doing it right.

Listen, there's no point to argue right now...

You think I'm gonna stop cos it's wrong?

I did it to you.You didn't do anything.No, it's my fault.

I did it to you.You didn't do anything.No, it's my fault.

Hate me, I don't care. I will not help you with this ever again.

I promise you, I swear to God. I believe you.

I think that, if we're all gonna be on the same page, he won't do it.

I think that, if we're all gonna be on the same page, he won't do it.

If we all said we were leaving, he'd still do it. That's gonna fuel him.

Guaranteed.He will.Guaranteed.

What if he dies?I'd be BLEEP traumatised. Are you kidding?

What if he dies?I'd be BLEEP traumatised. Are you kidding?

But I would rather we know that BLEEP did everything I could

to help him than me walking away.

to help him than me walking away.

It's something that really matters to him.

You don't think this really matters to him?

I think that it's possible to convince him

I think that it's possible to convince him

to do a kick-ass show that doesn't require dying.

Your biggest fear is to die from old age or something.

Your biggest fear is to die from old age or something.

Of course!

I mean, if I was gonna die, I'd like to die, like, pretty quick.

I mean, if I was gonna die, I'd like to die, like, pretty quick.

On stage with a gun pointing at you?

No, that's not how I'm gonna die.

Something like that.

Something like that.

No chance, it's not how I'm dying.

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