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Previously on

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

PK said, "Dorit, why don't you take the girls

and get out of town, in Punta Mita, Mexico?"

all: Whoo!

Diana's gonna make a call and fire up the PJ.

- Yay, we landed! - Yay! Whoo!

♪ We are the gringos both: ♪ Gringos

[lively music]

- Welcome, guys. - Pretty.

Arriba. Arriba.

Do you think I have enough clothes for two days?

- Yeah. - Look at the sunset.

It's beautiful.

My mom passed in hospice,

and it's really hard.

It hasn't really hit me, I don't think.

She lived 93 and a half years of an incredible life.

Cheers, Lois.

There was a lot more said that was very dark.

They were sitting in the jacuzzi, and I'm like,

there's my white child with Black girls in there,

a Chinese girl, and I'm like, this is what it should be.

What would Crystal find so dark

about a bunch of kids being in a pool?

Do you think you made something up?

I'm not making anything up.

I just don't want any insinuation about my character.

It's not good for you.

- No, it's not. - It's not good.

I said nothing wrong, and I said nothing bad.

And this is the truth.

Not ----ing fair.

- I didn't bring it up. - Yes, you did!

[devious music]

I don't need the spotlight.

I shine just fine.

Hi, I'm karma,

and yes, I am a bitch.

You can take all my things

and you won't have taken a thing that matters.

The only thing better than having it all

is having even more.

If you want a seat at my table,

you best mind your manners.

They say talk is cheap,

but in Beverly Hills, it can cost you.

I have nothing to hide and nothing to lose,

and that makes me dangerous.

When you're the real deal,

you don't have to pretend.

♪

[upbeat music]

♪ He says, "I love you"

♪ I say, "Te amo"

♪ He says, "I love you"

♪ I say, "Te quiero"

Hi, honey.

Hi, honey. How are you?

I do not like being in Mexico

without my Mexican husband, let me tell you.

We were doing a tequila tasting.

And you would-- - Ooh, fun.

I know. You would have liked it.

Cheers, everybody.

- I ain't cheers-ing that. - [laughs]

both: What? - Viper venom.

How fitting tonight.

- I love you. Bye. - I love you. Bye.

Bathing suit was a one-piece.

- No. - She's cute.

No? - What do you mean "no"?

I mean, if you're gonna be on the beach, surfing...

- I'm not surfing. - [laughs]

Ooh, the topless hat.

[gasps] Yes.

- Like this, right? - Yeah.

How far is it supposed to go down?

[chuckles]

You can downsize, and we've downsized, right?

Certain things, you don't downsize on,

and that's your glam.

Fashion.

Hair.

Makeup.

To me, it's art--

living art-- and I enjoy that.

And it shouldn't be judged any other way.

Nobody judges if people want to have big families.

I want to buy a bunch of clothes.

I don't even want to pay for my own hotel room.

I'm not trying to pay for other people's,

and their flights, and their food,

and paying them.

I can just put on some lip gloss, and I'm good.

I would just never go out with glam.

Why spend the money? It's ridiculous.

- [whistles] - I hear a whistler.

Hello.

I knew that was you whistling.

- [whistling] - I can't take that.

Who is whistling?

That was me.

Was I whistling? - You were whistling.

That's how I knew. How do you feel?

- I don't know. - How'd you sleep?

That's gonna be my normal answer.

"I don't know." - "I don't know."

I felt really nice waking up to the ocean.

I like the morning better than I like the nighttime.

- Oh, that last nighttime? - Yeah.

[tranquil music]

♪

It's pretty out.

So pretty here.

I love the sun. It's just really bad

for my skin. - It doesn't bother me.

You know, I do like an hour of sun,

and then I'm done. - Well, I figured,

if I'm gonna be surfing,

that's gonna be my hour. - Yeah.

- Oh, this is lovely. - Ooh, this looks delicious.

- Good morning, ladies. - Buenos días.

- Buenos días. - Buenos días.

Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.

- Hi. - Hi.

Wow. This looks amazing.

Can I steal bacon?

Shut up. [laughter]

I never should have invented that.

I haven't eaten meat in so long,

but there's something about bacon that I cannot resist.

A lot of vegetarians secretly eat bacon.

What are you saying

right now? - It is a true fact.

Even in my English, you are not vegetarian.

[laughter] - You are crazy.

Thank the good Lord I'm crazy.

- There she is. - Hi, Dorit.

The hostess with not the mostest.

Me. I said that.

How are you? How'd you sleep?

- How are you, Dorit? - I did not sleep.

Dorit, what are we going to do with you?

I'm never on my own right now,

certainly not going to sleep.

And I can try to relax myself,

and I can't-- I can't get there.

Like, I'm hyperventilating.

- I'm so sorry. - It's beyond.

I'm shocked.

I had a lot of anxiety going into this trip.

I really wasn't sure if I could do it.

Why don't you take a few days off,

bring a few of the ladies, and go and have some fun?

Punta Mita.

That's where you go. Go there.

- What if I feel anxious, bub? - Then, you'll come home.

I'm struggling, and my anxiety

was through the roof.

I have teetered

with the idea of going back home.

Oh, this looks so good.

It took a lot of conversations with PK

to help get back to a place

where I could get through this trip and feel safe.

Do we have some coffee cups coming?

Oh. También azucar.

Azucar.

Erika, I love the way you talk.

I know, these new antidepressants

are really killing it.

Last year, I was waking up,

like, with this hopeless feeling.

Every day, I woke up, and I dreaded waking up,

so I called a psychiatrist and I went on Lexapro.

There's a lot of sadness still here,

but there is happiness

in the form of having some fun with some friends,

having some sex,

and just trying to stay in the moment

and not stay in the past.

Would we be able to know if you didn't take them?

Yeah. Yeah, if you think I'm irritable now,

I was really mean.

[dramatic musical sting]

- Borderline bully? - I'm--

oh, honey, they called me a bully in court filing today.

Do you think I give a [BLEEP]? - They did?

I wear that sh-- like a badge of honor.

They told me that I was on-- along the lines of my husband

and I use his tactics of bullies, threatening,

and all those other sh--.

And I said, "I'll take it."

I've been called worse.

Women are supposed to be polite, quiet, sweet,

and agreeable, until you get your ----ing ass handed to you,

and then you're--what, are you supposed to take it,

like, lying down?

No, you have to fight for yourself,

'cause no one else is going to,

and if that makes you a bully, then so be it.

I think that's useful in the courthouse.

Maybe you should go to law school like Sutton.

When we were all in quarantine,

my friend Jeff was staying with me.

So we were like,

"Maybe we should take the LSAT."

Who knows? - You have fun with that.

I'm a bad test taker, but I'm gonna try it.

I'm learning all the tricks.

- Let me tell you something. - Yeah?

Tom made a perfect score

on one of the pieces of the bar,

and used to grade the bar.

[tense music]

Tom Girardi grading the bar.

That can't be good.

[laughs] That can't be good.

♪

I will help you, tutor.

Okay.

- Wow. - How about that?

I know some tricks, bitch.

Can you imagine Erika helping Sutton take the bar?

Lisa, how are you feeling this morning?

I felt good waking up to this.

I felt good. And you know what?

We were speaking to a medium when my mom was passing.

She said, "Look for a flock of birds."

That's a sign. I just see birds.

So we're in my mom's hospice room.

There are these beautiful paintings on the wall

that we've been looking at for two days.

What's in the paintings? - Birds.

- Birds. - Oh.

And--so I'm getting my makeup out...

I've got chills. What's in my bag?

I open it up.

A ceramic baby bird.

I swear to you. - She put it in there.

- Birds. - I believe that 1,000,000%.

I believe it too.

I actually feel her more now than I did.

We all have an idea of what grief is supposed to look like

and what you're supposed to go through,

and that all goes out the window

when you're actually going through it yourself.

And I'm trying to be honest and open about it

and share everything with everyone,

and just be like, "You know what, I'm having a bad day,"

or, "You know what, I'm actually having a good day,

and that's okay."

- Here's to Lois. - Yeah.

Oh, my God, Kyle, you just took the words

out of my mouth. - Cheers to Lois.

- Cheers to Lois. - Cheers, Lois.

Hi, Lois. - Hi, Lois.

She's everywhere.

Coming up...

Crystal, get this wave!

Whoo! [laughs]

Whoa! Whoa--

Go, Eri--oh. [laughs]

[upbeat music]

Come on, Sutton. Let's get in the water.

In my bathing suit?

Well, what else are you gonna wear?

Okay. God, you're bossy.

Those that want to go surfing,

the surfing instructor's over here.

I might need some help.

Come here, little toddler.

Let me undress you.

Oh, my God. She's so skinny.

Whoo! Let it go, Kyle!

Let it go! - Something touched my butt!

It was something slippery.

I did--I gotta tell you, I did see a fish.

Ah.

I mean, it's just lovely.

- Come on, guys! - It's beautiful.

I find that traveling is really biggest privilege

one can have.

First 18 years of my life, I couldn't travel,

living in Sarajevo, in Yugoslavia.

To be able to be underwater is such a luxury.

It's incredible.

That was so good.

Are you going shopping? - Yes.

Let's go surfing.

So look at what we have here.

We have the surfboards, paddleboards.

Hold on. Hold on.

Get over here, bitch. Get on your board.

I have no upper arm strength. This is gonna be so hard.

- You guys wanna go into town? - I wanna.

Even if we don't shop, we can at least go into town

and look around. It's so cute.

I'd love that.

Have you done yoga before? all: Yes.

We're from LA. You know.

Y'all look real cute. You look like real surfers.

- Thank you. - Yeah, that's okay.

I'd rather go shopping. Thanks.

So this position is like chaturanga.

both: Yeah. - Okay.

Check this out. all: One, two, three.

- Flat. - Chaturanga.

- Whoa! - Okay!

- Easy. - Easy?

I've never attempted surfing ever.

Just because I lived in California?

No, to be honest.

No one's even ever asked me if I surfed.

I consider myself athletic.

I've tried surfing once or twice.

No, I can't surf.

I can couch surf.

Remember to feel the edge of the board.

Then, paddle a couple times.

And then, pop up.

- [laughs] - All right.

Remember to align your feet a little bit more...

- Right here, baby. - On the sole of the board.

- Whoa! - Perfect. Muy bien.

All right. Let's go.

Let's just put it in the water and see what happens.

[bright music]

♪

The water's really gorgeous. - It's really nice out here.

I'm really glad we got in here.

Crystal, get this wave!

Whoo!

[laughs]

♪

Go, Eri--oh.

[laughs]

Ready? Big wave.

- Whoa! - Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Whew.

I have, like, a risk taker in me.

I always have.

I don't know where I get that,

'cause neither of my parents were really that way.

Whoo--

Probably like a drug for me. I bet you it is.

It's just, like, serotonin and dopamine go, "Whoop!"

Whoa! Aah!

But I don't want to break my neck.

I've got lipstick to sell, okay?

Whoo!

♪ Vamos, vamos

♪ Oh, vamos, vamos

♪ Oh, vamos, vamos, oh, oh

You know that

the family and I--we spent a lot of time

in Punta Mita this summer.

Kyle's been to Punta Mita, what, a hundred times?

I mean, we literally--

I've been many, many times too.

This honestly is-- like, we're here so often

we have offices here.

Hello, everybody.

I want to introduce you

to la gran Mariachis Continental!

[mariachi music]

Is that your husband on the bar?

Is he doing the Mexican hat dance?

- Oh, my God, he is. - Oh, my God.

- That's amazing. - We bought this property here.

We bought it. We were gonna build on the beach.

My husband's dream was to build a home.

My friend lived right near us.

They had an alligator in their pool.

[both gasp]

So we got offered a lot of money

over what we paid for this piece of property.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So I was like, "Take it.

Take it. Take it," because of the alligator.

[laughter]

[lively music]

♪

This is what I love about Punta Mita.

It's so--like, we're in the jungle here.

Holy Toledo.

Look how cute this is.

Oh, my God. It's a bar and a boutique?

That's called smart.

You need to put this outside of your store.

- A bar? - Yes.

Can I get a rum and pineapple juice?

I think I'm gonna do that too.

I'll have a margarita on the rocks, no salt.

Okay, if I buy some furnishings

for my new beach house, can we leave one of your bags?

Sorry. Whoa.

"My new beach house"? Just back up one second.

I bought just a little, tiny thing that I'm redoing.

Let me show you what we're going to knock down.

- Okay. - So there's a bathroom

in here. - All right.

I mean, everything basically is going.

And literally, the beach is right there.

- That's beautiful. - But for me--I know!

- That's great, Garcelle. Yeah. - So exciting.

I mean, it's really gonna be little, but I'm so excited.

It's yours, and you worked for it.

- Yeah. - Yes.

With the beach house, my idea right now is the weekends

and maybe, you know, family's in town or friends,

but I really want it to be sort of communal.

I say that now. [laughs]

Guys, it's time to concentrate.

This is serious business. - Okay.

[exciting music]

♪

Oh, my God. I'm getting nervous.

It's too small, and there's too many of you.

Get away. - And we're here in the summer.

Look at this.

- I think it's gorgeous. - So cute.

These are good caftans.

So cute.

I had my reservations when I first got here.

There were a few ups and downs.

Now, I'm in my element.

Nothing like a little retail therapy.

[raspingly] Step right up.

Everybody, get your peanuts.

[hums carnival music]

- Step right up. - Oh.

Is that that walk? - That's your walk.

- This is real pretty too. - Yeah.

That is...

- 5,000. - $5,000.

This and the two rings.

You guys went too fast. I was gonna buy y'all presents.

Oh, I haven't paid for this one, Kyle.

- Okay, good. - I have one just in mind.

- [laughs] - Well, not that one.

I'm not buying $5,000 presents.

Don't be silly.

Are you kidding me?

How about a pair of pajamas?

What is the best price for this ring?

It's the highest item in the store.

- [laughs] - That's the problem.

We're trying to get it lower.

I like the most expensive thing in the store, usually.

- Crystals have powers. - Yep, they do.

- 100%. - Yeah.

It just happens. It's a gift.

I'm gonna get it. All right.

[upbeat music]

♪

- We can say that we surfed. - Oh, shoot.

I attempted it. I didn't actually surf.

- No, we can say we surfed. - Okay.

- There's Ms. Jenkins. - Look at her walking in.

- Whoo! - Hottie!

- Supermodel! - Hottie on the beach!

Hottie on the beach! Watch out!

- She looks great. - I know. She looks great.

That pink Balenciaga.

We got beat up out there. We did.

I got a scratch to prove it, honey.

- Those are war wounds. - Yeah, you got a war wound.

They went shopping.

They pussed out. They went shopping.

Yeah.

So I have the hat, the black bodysuit.

8,500, then.

We should all go in on this ring for me.

Dorit, this is you, right?

- Yes, please. - Okay.

- And the hoops? - You are--

yes, please. - Okay.

- Oh, my. - I thought we'd sit over here.

It's so cute. - That is cute.

I'll do the margarita.

What do you guys think about this?

- I see another baby coming. - Nice.

- This is so cute. - This was so fun.

Isn't this cute, Dorit?

- It's sexy. - I think so, yeah.

You always do that, though. You like the lingerie

with a jacket on top. - I do.

I wear the jacket with nothing.

Yeah. I--I do that too.

You know, 'cause I can do that.

But you have small boobs.

- I know. - Yeah.

But it-- I think it looks okay.

I mean, last night, they--you know,

they were really-- - They were out.

They were out.

Hi, ladies.

You're scaring me with the dress.

Don't trip.

Oh, no. That's gonna be the problem.

What I'm curious about is that last night,

you had real strong feelings with Crystal.

Do you feel okay?

We're at zero ground...

[quirky music]

Level. - Ground zero?

- Whatever you say. - Right.

Y'all know I don't know these things.

I always get them mixed up. - I don't know.

Ground level zero?

- Right now, you're at zero? - Zero.

We're at zero. We're at the beginning again.

Last night, she did a complete 180.

She twists words sometimes.

I don't even think it's about twisting words.

It's something else.

It's something bigger than that.

[tense music]

Okay, Crystal.

Let's have this hard conversation.

What is going on?

♪

Coming up...

I feel like she makes you scared.

I'm not scared.

I am not scared of her. I'm not scared of Erika.

Okay, Crystal.

What is going on?

She called you a liar last night, Crystal.

You make up lies about your friends behind their backs,

and you need to stop it.

She's never gonna stop coming at her.

- Who, Sutton? - Yeah, she's not.

I don't want conflict.

I know, but she invited it.

She called you a liar last night, baby.

- Aw. - It's okay, Crystal.

I want you to fight for yourself, baby.

It's okay, sweetie.

If you don't open your mouth,

you allow others to fill in the story for you.

[dramatic music]

That's true.

And that is what you cannot do.

We did talk about that.

I'm just trying to do my best.

- I know. And you are. - You are.

Crystal, you are doing your best.

I don't care what the truth is, but you know what I do know,

is that if you don't stand up and fight for your side,

you will be run over.

♪

I feel like I'm working not to lose at this point,

and I've never had that in my life.

Like, I just can't--

Last night...

Don't be afraid to stand up and say...

- That energy came at her. - "You know what,

that's not okay." - And I felt like--

I felt really like I just wanted to hug her

'cause she felt like a little girl.

- Yeah. - It's okay.

You're gonna be all right.

I feel that Erika is straight to the point.

She doesn't mince her words,

and I respond very well to that.

You can't let someone across the table say to you,

"You're a liar," and take it on the chin.

You live in LA. It's not an easy city.

Girl, you're strong. - Yes.

Crystal, she needs to grow a pair of balls.

You got to stand up for yourself.

There's something about her that I see that could be good.

Are you sure you're not just trying to fix things

because you don't want a problem

and that you're-- she makes you nervous?

- Absolutely not. - That's how I feel.

I feel like she makes you scared.

I'm not scared. I am not scared of her.

I'm not scared of Erika. I'm not scared of anyone.

No, but Erika's different.

Erika doesn't do things. Erika will say things--

- Is reactive. - Is reactive,

where Crystal, I feel like, is more manipulative,

and it makes you more ner-- actually, she's scarier.

But I also want to help her.

- Help her be a better person? - Yeah.

Friends don't do that to friends.

They don't go behind a friend's back and tell a lie.

- When you said last night... - Yeah.

- About how you had heard... - Mm-hmm.

That she's done that with other friends...

- Mm-hmm. - That was really powerful.

That was really powerful. - I've heard it many times.

What I've heard from many, many, many different friends

that I know that are also friends of Crystal's,

this is her behavior pattern.

This is what she does in friend groups.

She is wanting to be liked, wanting the approval,

so she wants to look good,

and in doing that, she has to make you look bad.

But if you truly love yourself,

you don't need to hurt others.

I have heard about this group of friends and this problem.

I have no intentions of talking about it.

And while I do want to give Crystal

the benefit of the doubt,

it's kind of matching up.

Look, when she says you're a liar

and your group of friends-- that's not okay.

[somber music]

Crystal has told me that she had a falling out

with, like, 14 of her friends.

She knows I know these girls.

I don't know all of them.

I mean, it's a lot to be dropped by 14 friends.

I don't even have ----ing 14 friends.

[laughs]

Calling me a liar is, like,

the worst thing you can do to me.

Don't ever say I'm pretending, 'cause I'm not pretending.

I'm telling you the truth. I don't remember saying that.

Don't ever say that to me again.

- Okay. - Don't [BLEEP] with me

like that. You don't want that.

- Okay. - Don't.

Don't ever, ever do that to me.

You ever call me a liar again, I'm coming for you.

♪

And I've torn up a few people over it.

But my point is, I need another drink.

Go get a drink. Go on.

Go with--go with Mama Erika.

So what does she gain from that, though?

From throwing you under the bus?

That's what I was trying to figure out last night.

What was she gaining from all this storm she created?

- She must have a lot of hurt. - What she was gaining is

she was defending herself to Garcelle,

trying to win Garcelle's approval.

When you and Sutton had your thing,

I felt like, no matter what she said,

you were going to say, "Are you that girl?"

There was a lot more said that was very dark.

But she threw you under the bus...

- She did. - In order to get that.

Is it that she's wanting to be liked by all of us,

and she wants to look like a victim at the same time?

Yes.

We're gonna let go of all of that,

and you're gonna be in this moment,

and you'll be just okay.

- Yeah. - Thanks. Oh, she needs limes.

- Limón. Thank you so much. - Oh, whatever.

- And margarita spicy, right? - Thanks so much--yes.

Please. A little spicy. - Okay.

But you're gonna be just fine.

And I'm not gonna let you quit.

I'm not gonna let you run away.

And you just tell your truth, honey.

Do I think Erika is biased

because of her history with Sutton?

For sure.

Just a little spicy, right?

Yes, just a little. Not a lot.

I'm just, like, an easy target.

- Not too spicy. - No.

You're not an easy target.

But I do think that her advice to me

comes from a very good place and wanting to protect me.

Sutton can be relentless, and I think she just doesn't want

to see me get walked all over.

Cheers.

To your resolve.

Do you think she's going to admit and say that,

"Okay, I created this whole thing, and I'm sorry"?

'Cause by the way, if she did, we'd all be great.

- Well, that's what I mean. - Exactly.

But see, I can't do that. - I know.

- That's up to her. - That's up to her.

Coming up...

Was Crystal in a good mood?

Was she okay? - No.

No, she cried the entire time.

What was she saying?

What was the worst part for her?

- Oh... - [chuckles]

[laughter]

[lively music]

♪

Aah!

Is that a bug?

[gasps] Oh, my God.

Aah!

Oh, my God. Aah!

Note to self: Shut the door when you leave.

Next, it's gonna be an iguana.

[roars]

[tranquil music]

I think I still have saltwater in my nose.

I didn't swallow water, but somehow or another,

I ended up with sand in my mouth.

Today was a nice distraction for me, I would say.

- Yeah. - Great distraction.

Yeah, you're doing-- yeah, you're doing good.

I came back to my room. I had a nice cry.

Good. Good. Good. That's therapeutic.

- Yeah, that's-- - What's your look tonight?

- My look tonight... - Mm-hmm.

It's just, like, a long, flowy, silk red.

- Lady in red. - Ooh!

- And you're wearing? - A sheer dress...

- That's right. - And some mint pumps.

And some mint pumps.

- Mint. - New 120s.

[line trilling]

- Hi. - Hi.

What are you guys doing together?

I'm all by myself.

She's right above me, so I just come and hang out.

You were much smarter to go shopping.

We got our asses kicked.

I don't need to do that.

Was Crystal in a good mood?

Was she okay? - No.

No, she cried the entire time.

After the surfing, she cried, cried,

and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried...

Listen to me. Listen to me.

- Aw. - It's okay.

It's your truth, and that's that.

Crystal, wipe your nose.

She cried, and cried, and cried, and cried,

and cried, and cried, and cried.

I'm not kidding. - We're not kidding.

I can relate to ugly-crying in Punta Mina.

And now, I have to ----ing deal with this.

And I never cry. [BLEEP] you.

I mean, I just want to go home.

I just want to go home.

I want to go home.

Join the club, Crystal.

I give the baton.

What was she saying?

What was the worst part for her?

- Oh... - [laughs]

She's very emotional.

And maybe she'll be fine at dinner,

but we saw her cry

for a long time. - A long time.

I was with her a long time.

Like, I at least cried through three margaritas

with her.

- Bitch. - What? I did.

You didn't have three, did you?

I had a lot. [laughter]

Get your ass over here and help me iron, girls.

- Oh, no, I'm not very good. - I don't know how to do that.

We're not very good ironers.

I have to go. I've got to iron my outfit.

- Okay, bye. See you later. - Bye.

Go.

♪

Maybe a little bit more on top

and just do it higher.

- Like a liner? - Yeah, just a little bit.

[iron hissing]

Ready? One, two, three.

- [laughs] - Okay.

What would I do without y'all?

Oh, man. Guess I have to do both sides.

Sh--.

[gentle music]

Hello, moon.

Hello, moon!

♪

- This is beautiful. - Yeah.

Ah!

Hey, we're with them.

Ooh, yes, lady in red. Get it.

- [chuckles] - Oh, no.

- Hi, Rinna. - Hello!

- Hi. - Look you beautiful.

Thank you. So do you!

- Wow. - Wait, Rinna.

I want to tell you something. - What?

I'm wearing these in your mom's honor tonight.

- Oh! Birds! - Aw, let me see.

- Oh. - That's sweet.

- Oh, they're so beautiful. - Let's see those.

- That is so pretty. - I love that.

Thank you. They're gorgeous.

I've seen birds all day.

Hi. Good night. all: Hi.

- How are you? - Good. How are you?

Excellent. Thank you. all: Thank you.

Would you like to start with something to drink?

- Oh, wow. - Oh, yeah!

I'm sorry, but this vision. - Oh!

all: Wow. - [laughs]

You guys look great. - Wow!

Gorgie, gorgie, gorgie.

Wow!

I love this. all: Hi!

- Gorgeous. - Wow.

Thank you. Hummingbirds for you.

- She wore them as well. - She's got birds in her ears.

Lois would totally love

that my friends were representing her

through fashion, especially earrings,

'cause Lois loved a fancy earring.

Loved it.

Diana, you're giving me Brigitte Bardot vibes.

- Yes. - Yes!

Look at, with this hair.

Have you guys seen her book, "Room 23"?

all: No. - It's really sexy.

So beautiful, this book.

What is it? Tell me.

Diana, do you want to tell the story about the book?

Yeah.

She did the beautiful book called "Room 23."

That's the one you were in!

- Yes. - So that was my book.

It's such a sex-positive, woman-positive.

Yeah. I look in there.

I was like, everybody's naked. I was like, right on.

Tell it again. We forget things.

I don't particularly want to talk about the book tonight,

because it took a lot of money,

a lot of time to achieve what I did, but it backfired.

Ready to order?

All these rumors started.

It was like a offense of my character.

Oh, come on.

It's honestly so ridiculous that I can't even believe

that actually it could have caught on.

Did you think that, like, you know--

that she didn't want to talk about the book?

- Yeah. - Oh.

She doesn't want to have the conversation?

It's very, very dangerous.

All you need to do is leak a bunch of fake rumors,

and you can actually destroy somebody's life.

It was just a very painful time,

but truth revealed.

Everybody knows now.

- Oh, my God, look at this. - What's happening here?

Wait, what is this? - What's happening?

Can I have your attention, please?

- Yes. - Hi.

- Oh. - Ceremony?

If I can have all of your attention...

- Oh. - Okay.

- Great. - Thank God!

Where have you been all our lives?

- Oh. - What is it?

- Okay. - To cleaning the energy.

Whatever it takes. I'm gonna down the drink.

I'm gonna pour it on my head.

I will do anything. I'll bathe in it.

Like, I need to cleanse this energy badly.

[low chimes]

I highly doubt this will cleanse the energy

and we'll have a good dinner, but I'm here for the try of it.

Why not? - Yeah.

There's not enough sage in all the Sageville

to cleanse this place.

[low chimes]

[blowing on conch shell] - Aah!

Oh, my God.

The [BLEEP]? [laughter]

Are you kidding me?

[blowing on conch shell]

Oh, my goodness gracious. Great balls of fire.

- Gracias. - Thank you so much.

- Gracias. Yeah. - Thank you.

I did not expect it.

Did that scare anyone else,

or was it just me that screamed?

You both really jumped.

So what did you guys do after surfing?

Uh, we chatted,

talked on the beach, the four of us.

On anything interesting?

Yeah, we talked about last night.

- Oh. - That's fun.

- And what about last night? - And?

We talked about Crystal, and I said,

you know, for Sutton to say that you're a liar

in your friend group-- you didn't say anything.

I said, if it were me,

I would have asked who said that.

Of course Erika's not gonna like what I said.

[tense music]

I could say

that I had a conversation with Jesus Himself,

and Erika would not like it.

Ah, this is gonna be a fun dinner.

♪

Coming up...

- I'm a very good person-- - You told us that already.

And we know that. - Yeah, I'm gonna say it again.

- How is that helping-- - I'm going to say it again!

[dramatic musical sting]

[pensive music]

♪

Last night, when you said, at the table--

you said, "Crystal, you've talked about other people,"

and there's a group of friends.

- Yeah. - Now, that pricked my ears...

- Yeah. - Because I'm thinking,

who is this group of friends,

and what have they told you about Crystal.

- Well, I-- - And hold on.

- Yes. Okay. - And then, one more thing.

How does that fit in here?

Because I think

when you have a reputation

for doing this...

[tense music]

Okay, I guess my question is--

♪

I know this of you.

- What does that mean? - You've heard of this.

It's the same thing that you did to me.

But you heard this.

- I have heard this. - You don't know this of me.

You've heard it. - I've heard it.

- Yeah. Okay. - Yes.

Sutton has no idea what happened with my friends.

In fact, she's never met them and doesn't know them,

so I don't want to breathe life into the fact that, like,

there's these people who--

that she found out that I'm lying, 'cause I don't lie.

And other people at this table have heard it as well.

We've heard it.

Are you willing to say who told you?

Well, they're not sitting at this table, though.

Yeah, but then why bring it up at all?

[music swells]

Crystal was very upset today.

- Crystal was. - For a very long time.

- For a very long time. - Very long time.

♪

She said to me that she feels like an easy target.

Why are you a target?

That's what we were saying today.

- Oh, you were? - Yes.

And she also feels like anything she says

is never going to be good enough.

Oh, please.

I'm sorry, ladies. I am not buying this.

You just don't like Sutton.

Just be honest.

This is-- look, I'm not being--

And we don't need to talk for her.

She told me.

Y'all could have been talking about a lot of things,

Lisa and Erika.

Like, I don't know, Lisa, why don't you ask Erika

where she is on all of her legal stuff.

Why didn't y'all talk about that?

Well, Crystal, speak up for yourself.

If you don't feel like-- if you feel like

something's happening-- - But I did that last night.

I said, you know, if I--

Because when you stay quiet,

it makes it feel like we're ganging up on you.

I totally understand

that sometimes my choice of words is, like, confusing.

And that's on me. And I'm sorry.

Like, I'm really trying.

When you keep attacking my character...

You're gonna attack my character...

- No. - Which is untrue.

Okay, then I will apologize for that.

I will apologize for what I said last night

about hearing that and having hearsay.

Rumors.

That was unfair.

Okay?

- Yeah. - That, I will take back.

But I will not take back

that you have done this repeatedly to me,

and I need for you to stop that.

I understand how you feel, and--

No, I need for you to stop that,

and I need for you to tell me that you're going to stop that.

- I think she's trying. - Yeah.

- I think she's trying. - "I understand how you feel"

is not saying "I'm going to stop it."

- Let her finish, though. - Erika, you're bugging

the sh-- out of me. - Why?

Because, why are you all in this?

Like, let them figure it out.

Why shouldn't I be in this?

I think Erika is tired of talking about Erika.

Last year, she didn't talk about anybody's stuff.

She was focused on her.

This year, she's making up for lost time, honey.

She is talking about everybody else

and getting all in the mix.

Moving forward in our friendship is important to me.

And you're not going to do that to me again.

Yeah, I can say that. Yeah.

- Then say it. - Yes.

I just said it. Yes. - I know.

But you need to say it out loud

so everyone can hear

you're not going to do that to me again...

I'm not gonna do that to you again.

So that I can trust you.

I just--Sutton, I just said it very clearly,

and it's genuine.

I would take that.

I do want to be friends.

I genuinely really like you.

[hopeful music]

Last night, you said you hated me and then liked me.

- Excuse me. - And then, you said--

and I said-- - That's not what I said.

I heard it. You said,

"I hate you. I like you."

I did hear that. - No.

- I like Crystal. - It comes down to trust.

I like her.

As much as I hate her, I like her.

I said "I hate what you did to me," not "I hate you."

No, I heard you. I heard it.

What I was saying was--

I brought to everybody's attention.

Here she goes with the clumsy words again.

"I hate you. I like you."

What I'm just witnessing is a bacon-eating vegetarian.

She just contradicted herself again.

And I'm just realizing

that there is lot more to her than I thought,

and not in a good way.

Here's the thing, Diana.

I'm a good person. I-- - I didn't say you're not.

You need to let me finish for a second.

Girl, I've been listening to you, like, a lot,

and I'm trying to find a solution that--

You need to let me finish my sentence, please.

Do I need to, or--

I'm going to finish what I'm saying.

I'm a very good person-- - You told us that already.

And we know that. - Yeah, I'm gonna say it again.

- How is that helping-- - I'm going to say it again

until you can hear me. - Sutton. Sutton.

Sutton, wait. Hold on. - No.

You're putting your finger in her face.

She's just asking.

Her reaction is shocking.

Embarrassing.

To turn on somebody who's trying to help you is--

it's really not a normal behavior,

not are if you are a stable person.

She's trying to help and diffuse the situation.

Okay, "diffuse the situation" because I--

This is actually really good, 'cause she told me

on our first lunch together

that she doesn't respond well to yelling,

she doesn't like violence.

I don't mind confrontation. I don't like screaming.

I just don't like that.

So you just screamed at me.

I gotta take a break.

Okay, take a little minute. Go to the bathroom.

Do you need someone to go with you?

Yeah.

[tense music]

♪

I just, like, want a ----ing break.

I want a break. No, off. - No.

Wait, hold on. Hold on. - Uh-uh. Nope.

I want a ----ing break.

No, no. - Hold on, Sutton.

Sutton. Sutton, look, it's not even that big of a deal.

- Yes, it is. - Take a breath.

Take a breath. Sutton, take a breath.

I just, like, want a ----ing break.

I want a break. No, off. - No.

Wait, hold on. Hold on. - Uh-uh. Nope.

I want a ----ing break. No, no.

It's not even that big of a deal.

Take a breath. Sutton, take a breath.

I'm trying to be calm

'cause I don't want to look crazy.

Listen to me, last night was worse, and you kept calm.

Keep it together like you did last night.

Whatever aggression, she was taking it out on you.

It was very misdirected.

And in the way you were saying it,

it actually felt extremely genuine and very kind,

in a very--what's the matter?

Are you kidding me?

This is the most vulnerable I've been

in a--in many, many years.

I'm full of hormones.

When you're hormonal and when you have

all those post-pregnancy hormones breastfeeding,

you're a little bit more vulnerable--

softer, I guess.

She's genuinely trying to help.

I think that was a lot. I'm sorry.

I usually like to appear like I got it together,

even if I don't.

- Hold your head high. - I lost it for a second.

And now I'm fine. - Okay.

You did nothing wrong, Diana.

- I love you. - I love you.

Oh, good Lord.

I can't. I just can't.

Everybody's just way too much. I cannot.

I'm eating my artichoke.

You can't accept any of that energy.

You're just trying to do the right thing, honey.

Hey, look.

We're good. - No, it's not.

I'm sorry.

Okay? Yeah?

I'm sorry for losing my cool. - No worries. No worries.

She started crying.

Well, I'm sorry. I lost my cool.

It's just a very heated topic. - Yeah, I get it.

You know. - And I'm sorry.

- No, babe, it's all good. - Okay?

All good. It's, like, just--

- It's a lot. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Do you have any makeup in your bag?

- No. Let's go to the bathroom. - Let's go to the bathroom.

- Do you have any in your bag? - Let's go. Yeah.

You guys, I know you had a moment with Crystal today

and she was crying... - She was.

But you have to understand

that she put herself in that position.

What I don't like is I feel like Crystal just takes it

and she sort of caves in--

her body language, the whole thing--

and it makes it feel like we're coming for her

as opposed to her standing up for herself.

That's a victim card. I'm sorry.

She wants it to be like that.

Well, that's exactly what I feel.

Really? Do both of you think that?

- Yeah, it's intentional. - I do.

It feels intentional. - Okay.

Crystal wants our sympathy,

and, to me, that tells me

she doesn't really feel comfortable in the group

and maybe that's the best way to get our attention.

Guess what? It's not.

Do you guys really believe that that girl, Crystal,

is that manipulative?

Because basically that's what you're both saying.

Well, what do you believe, now that you have the facts?

I don't think she's ever been challenged like this

in any other peer group. - Right. Exactly.

No. Well, maybe it was the 14 friends that challenged her.

Do you believe those 14 friends over her?

I didn't until I saw this behavior.

When you hear something like that about someone you know,

I let it go in one ear and out the other

because it's hearsay

and you don't know for sure what's true.

But 14 friends drop you like a hot potato?

You must have done a little something wrong.

Now, that gives credibility to what I've been hearing.

And what were you hearing?

'Cause I really don't know what the--

That she does stuff like this.

- Okay. Okay. - That she's not to be trusted.

'Cause it's not black and white.

It's murky intentionally...

You look perfect. I promise.

- They're coming here. - To get everyone--

I'm just gonna tell you they're walking toward you,

so I'm not gonna let you, like, not say something

you don't want to be heard.

She said, "I will not do that to you ever again."

- I know. Right. - And now, we need to move on.

- We need to move on now. - No, I take it. We're--

Don't say "we're great," "we're friends."

Please don't say that. - That's bullsh--.

Are we talking about our friendship?

Yeah, we're just-- we're back to base level,

and we're gonna grow from there.

- Okay. - I will tell you this, though.

You will get past whatever this is.

- Yeah. - And you just gotta stick up

for yourself, and gotta be yourself.

No, I did hear Crystal say tonight, "I'm sorry."

To me, it felt genuine.

- Yeah. - And I think you accept it.

I'm willing to start over and really build a friendship,

because I want to. - Yeah.

[muffled] Lovely.

[laughter]

Rinna, shut up.

Bullsh--.

- No, but I love that. - "Lovely."

You're like, "I don't care about anything."

"Lovely."

[laughter]

Next time

on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

Sutton talking to you like that really threw you off.

I was really surprised that that's how she came at me.

She could have gotten head-butted.

Denise is coming to my party,

and I can't believe you're not gonna be there.

I did reach out to Denise about a month ago.

[ambient music]

Welcome to your boat.

♪ Tequila, cerveza, fiesta

I got stung by jellyfish.

- She jumped off the boat? - She got stung by a jellyfish.

- Oh, shoot. - Do you want me to pee on her?

Like, I'd probably get

some kind of fetish sh-- out of it.

- What? - Yeah, you heard me right.

Oh, my God. I'm lit.

Erika's mud pie messy.

Is she alive?

Like, seriously.

Oh, my God.