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Mom, is that you?

Yeah,

honey, it's me.

Hey, Mom.

Hi, honey. What are you doing? You're home, Kylie.

Well, me and the girls went out to... Have you been drinking, Mom?

Yes. I can tell. Look at you, Mom. You're all over the place.

I didn't drive home.

I hope not.

Nice cab driver.

He was a very nice gentleman. I'm sure.

Mom, you stink.

Oh, my God.

What were you doing out so late? Seriously. Well, we went out to

Marsha's birthday, and we were just having some fun.

Yeah, it looks like you're having some fun. You can barely stand up. Give your

mother a hug.

Careful, Mom. Seriously.

You must have had way too much to drink. Why are you all drinking so much?

Well, it didn't start out that way.

Were the boys buying you drinks?

No, I was buying my own drinks. These boys don't, the men, I should say.

They're not interested in old ladies like me. Well, Mom, stop that. You're

old. What are you talking about? Every guy my age was running after the little

waitress. What's her name? I don't even remember her name. Monica. Monica.

That's 20 -something years old. All these guys want these young, hard

girls. And I tell you what.

I'm so much more sexually exciting.

Be careful, Mom. I know what I'm doing in bed. These girls don't know shit.

about sex. Well, of course, Mom. I know. But you know how guys are. They always

want a younger girl. Oh, stupid, stupid men. Mom, but you know what? There's a

lot of guys out there that, you know, they like an older woman. They like a

classier woman.

Well, there was a couple of guys. But they're your age. What's wrong with

Mom? I mean, if the older guys are dating the younger girls, what's wrong

an older woman dating a younger guy?

You're such a... But I couldn't do that. These are your boys.

You're...

Frenzy doors.

I'm not saying date my friends, but you can date a younger guy. I don't think

that's weird.

Did you think about that thing? Of course you are, Mom. Look at you. Well,

not right now. You're a little bit drunk right now. Oh, come on. Oh, Mom, come

on. Come on, baby.

Mom, what are you doing? You are a mess right now.

I know I am. Mom, I'm serious. Careful, Mom. Oh, yeah.

You know?

What, Mommy? You're really, really drunk right now. I know, but I haven't been

with... Mom, stop.

Mom.

Mom, you are drunk. Careful, careful, careful. You are drunk, Mom.

What else have you got in here? Mom.

You must be drunk. We've got to get you to bed. You are too drunk. To bed?

No, you need to go to bed. You need to go to bed right now.

Well... Yeah, you're too drunk for your own good. Why don't I help you up the

stairs, Mom?

You want to carry me? I'm not going to carry you. I'll help you, though. Come

on.

Mom!

Come on.

Oh, come on.

Come on. You're helping your old mom.

Come on.

Oh, come on, Mom.

Come on, darling.

Mom, what is wrong with you?

Nothing. wrong with me, baby. You're just... I can't believe you got so

Mom. I mean... You're awfully cute. You know that? Yeah, I know. I know. You

said that before, but seriously, Mom?

Yeah? You need to go to bed. You should get out of that dress and those heels

and put on your PJs and sleep this one off, I think.

Do you want to see me take my clothes off? No, Mom. That's not what I'm

I'm saying that you should... I'll leave and you can get ready for bed.

Well, here. Take my shoe off. Okay, Mom.

And the other one.

All right, I'm going to leave so you can go put up. No, wait. Mom, what are you

doing? I just, you know, I've just been thinking.

Thinking what, Mom?

How cute you are and what you said about younger men.

What, what, yeah, you should, Mom, Mom, what are you doing? You should date

younger men. I didn't mean your son. Mom,

Mom, what are you doing?

I left a lipstick print on your belly. Yeah, I see that, Mom.

Uh -huh.

Mom, what are you doing?

I'm just, I'm checking out my son's body.

Mom, that's kind of inappropriate.

I don't care.

I know you don't because you're drunk right now.

Mom, Mom.

Mom, what are you doing?

I'm just playing.

Yeah, I can see that. I don't think this is a good idea, though.

Okay, I won't remember anything tomorrow.

I will. I might be scarred for life. Mom. You won't be scarred for life. Come

on. Let me see it. Come on. Come on. Let me see it. Let me see it. Let me see

it.

Well,

that's quite impressive.

You're much bigger than the last time I saw you.

Oh.

Obviously, you don't think this is that inappropriate.

Oh, Mom, I don't think we should be doing this.

Oh.

Wow, Mom, you're pretty good at this.

Yes, older women have a lot more practice time.

Well, those guys at the bar were fools not to go home with you, Mom. They're

missing out.

I don't know why I bothered to go out to the bar when I had you right here.

Oh, you're naughty, Mom.

I know I am.

I should use some of my goods.

I like the sound of that, Mom.

Oh, wow.

I'm stuck in my clothes.

It feels so good.

Oh, Mom.

I can't believe you're doing this.

Bet you've never had anybody in your age take her nipple and stick it in your

balls, have you? I've never had anyone do that, Mom.

You like it? Oh, I do.

Feel good?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah, Mom.

Oh, you're going to make me calm.

Am I? Oh, yeah. Come over here with a kick.

Come over here with a kick.

We need to get your drunk after the bed, Mom. I can't believe you just did that

to me.

You really think I'm drunk?

You're not drunk.

I'm not in the league. Mom, you're sick. I can't believe you just tricked me

into doing that.

Tricked you?

Well, I did give in kind of easy.

Yeah, you did.

I know.

Now that we've gone past this, you want to fuck your mother?

Oh, definitely, Mom.

Okay.