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good at wrestling practice.

You know, Coach said I need some more practice, so I thought maybe I'd try to

get a little practice in.

So you brought your mattress out to the living room? I don't have any wrestling

mats, so I figured this is like the safest thing we could use.

And, you know, Dad's not home, so I thought maybe you could help me out.

I just walked in from the gym. I'm... That's perfect. You already got your

workout clothes on.

wrestling. Mom, honestly though, I mean, I know all the moves and the

techniques. I just need someone to practice with. I just need someone to,

know, to go through the different positions, you know. I got that big

coming up this weekend.

Mom, it'll be easy, but here, you know what? Take your shoes off and just hop

the mattress over here.

No, you're not going to hurt me or anything. No, no, no, Mom. It's just all

technique.

All technique. It's all technique. You'll be fine.

Mom, you have nothing to be nervous about.

Now, you know, I may be just a little weak from just working out. It's okay,

Mom.

Okay.

Well, at least I'm limber and warmed up. Yeah, all right. Listen, all I really

want to work on is my escapes, okay? Because that's important.

So what I'm going to do is I'm going to get on all fours, okay?

So what I need you to do is you're going to get behind me, all right? Not like

completely behind me. That would be kind of weird. But I want you to get one leg

behind me.

Yeah, so one leg's behind you. Good. Okay. All you're going to do is you're

going to put your arm around my waist.

Yeah,

go with the right arm around my waist. And then this hand goes on my elbow,

okay?

Okay. This is how we start. Now, all I'm going to try to do is I'm just going to

try to escape out of this position, okay?

Then you're not going to flip me and throw me off the floor. No, no, no, no,

I just want you to try to, when I try to escape, you're just going to hold me

and don't let me get up, okay?

Okay. You think you can handle that?

If you hurt me, I'm going to punish you. I can still ground you, don't forget.

Are you ready?

As soon as I move, I just watch the whole thing. Don't let me go.

Okay. Are you ready?

Can I count? Yeah, you can count.

On three. Okay.

One, two, three.

Geez,

Mom, you're a lot stronger than I thought.

I'm used to the, uh,

grappling at the sales with the ladies at the sales.

I'm a whole other piece of merchandise now.

She's hot.

Okay, do I have you?

Well, yeah, but I'm trying to get out.

Well, is this what they do?

Yeah, we've got them on you. Yeah, you should follow them.

Okay.

So, did I win this one?

Yeah, but the point is for me to win. She's trying to win this.

Oh.

No, no, that's okay. Keep going, keep going, keep going. You want to stay in

this one? Yeah, keep going. I got to get better, Mom.

Okay.

All right. I quit, I quit, I quit. Okay.

All right. That was good, Mom.

Okay, you won that one.

This part could be in sales, huh?

This woman will really teach you how to wrestle.

All right, no, but in all seriousness, I've got to get this down, okay? Let's

try it again.

Okay. All right, now that I know what I'm in for, I won't take it so easy on

you.

Don't remember it. Don't remember it. It still won't hurt me. I won't. Same

position? Yep.

Okay.

One, two.

Oh, you are strong.

Yeah.

Let's see. I can do like this. I can.

Oh, there's not one!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

My position's not working out very well for you. I know.

Alright,

let's try something different.

Okay. I think you're just too strong for me.

Alright, I'm just older, wiser, and tougher. That's what it is. Alright, now

it's your turn, okay? I'm going to practice my takedowns on you, okay?

Okay.

So I just have to do what you were just doing, but...

But, yeah.

Do it better?

Well, thanks, Mom. Yeah, exactly.

All right, so I'm going to get in the same position.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I guess you don't have that problem when you're

wrestling guys.

Sorry about that, Mom.

All right, are you ready?

Uh -huh. Okay, one, two, three.

Are you sure you didn't wrestle in high school?

Nope. Nope.

Just wrestling over cans of peas and... Are you sure Dad didn't teach you these

moves? No, he didn't.

Alright, let's try it again.

Okay.

Alright.

Same position.

Alright, now I'm definitely not seeing anything easy on you.

Alright, are you ready?

Um, yeah.

Okay, one, two...

Get some strong thighs.

Yeah?

All right.

Again, I've got to get better at this. Let's go.

It always starts in this position, huh?

Well, usually this is how we start, unless we're standing up. But I don't

you want to grapple and take down. Not yet, at least.

All right.

I'm going to get you this time.

You ready?

One, two, three.

Why?

I don't think so.

You don't ever wrestle with girls?

Well, not like this.

Well, this is kind of fun. Let's try another one. Okay.

Which way do you want to go now?

This is a better workout than I got at the gym.

Tearing me out.

Let's try, uh... Okay, I'm gonna be on my knees, and I'm gonna have you get me

chokehold, and I'm gonna try to escape, okay? So this one should come from

behind.

All right?

You're gonna have your arm around my neck.

All right? And I'm just gonna try to escape on three, okay?

Yeah. Ready?

One, two, three.

You're tiring me out.

Well, maybe if you didn't stay out so late, maybe you would have gotten your

sleep like a good boy.

I know.

You're always right, Mom.

I know I am.

Well, your old mother can whistle you down.

All right, we've got to go one more time.

You okay?

All right.

Why don't you try to get me in that leg lock again?

I'll see if I can get out of it.

Okay. All right?

Start from this side or the other side? Why don't you start?

Okay, start from this side where you have your legs around my arms, okay?

Remember? Your legs are up around my head.

Okay. All right, I'll try to get out of it.

Yeah, all right, here we go.

All right.

Like this? Yeah.

All right, on three.

You squeeze, and I'm going to try to get out. You need to have a safe word in

case I... My safe word. You get close to passing out or something.

I'm going to get out of this now, I promise.

Okay. All right, one, two, three, go.

I'm just trying to get out, Mom.

Yeah, I can tell.

Honey?

Honey?

What are you doing?

I'm just trying to get out.

Yeah, but, uh...

Sweetheart, I think maybe we've gone a little too far.

I think we've gone a little too far.

Oh, that's one way to get your mother. Oh, jeez.

That should release that hold.

Yeah, but I don't think you can do this to your opponent on Saturday.

Oh, I like this wrestling move.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, come on, babe. That feels good.

I know you can't do this in the mask, but oh God, it feels good.

to practice more of these moves.

Was that your way of taking my advantage of life?

Yeah, just trying to figure you out.

You want to practice naked?

Yeah, sure.

All right.

I'm going to try to get out of the cage again.

Okay.

This is going to take a whole new meaning on.

Grab here.

Grab here.

Well, that works, but... Okay, so you really want to try this?

Yeah.

All right, on three.

One, two, three.

It's a little different if I got a hold of your dick. Yeah, I know.

Now I've got a hold for you.

How about this?

Peeing down this way.

I don't think you're struggling any behind.

Yeah, I don't think I want to fight back right now.

I mean, move that you want to try? Yeah, I think I may need to practice a few

more moves.

Yeah? Yeah, I think maybe you should get on all fours and I'll practice another

takedown.

Another takedown? Yeah.

Alright.

Like this? Yeah, like this should work.

I like this take now.

Oh, that's a good take now.

one of us wants to get away now.

I'm just going to try to pin you, that's all.

You're going to try and pin me?

Yeah. Okay.

I guess I'll have to... Oh, submit.

Yeah? Yeah. Oh!

And I'm not going anywhere. No.

No, no.

Oh.

Oh.

I don't think I'm following the rules now

How

about me getting on top now?

I don't think I've ever been pinned like this before.

I hope you never are.

Yeah.

Why don't you lay down so I can pin you?

You want to pin me? Yeah, I want you to lay down.

Like this way?

Yeah, like that.

Is this a new pin?

Yeah. And I don't like it.

Oh,

I already do. I already know I will.

Oh, that's a good pin.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby.

Oh, God. Oh, baby. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah

You know, Mother can help you with your wrestling anytime.

Well, I meant to tell you, Mom, I actually got kicked off the team, so

just my little idea that I didn't have sex with my mother.

Well, you know, we could practice all the time.

Maybe with a little more practice, you can get back on the team.