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Be quiet back there!
These roads are SLICK!
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Hey Cartman. What?
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Are you gonna share any of
that cake with the rest of us?
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Mm, let me think. No.
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Come on fatass, you shouldn't
be eating all that cake anyway.
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Mm it's chocolaty and delightful.
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GIVE US SOME CARTMAN!
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Be quiet back there!
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Whoa dude, the road is
really snowy out there.
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The road is always snowy.
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I know but it's REALLY snowy today.
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Mm I can't possibly
finish this whole cake,
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uh, oh yes I can. SHUT UP CARTMAN!
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Ok, that does it.
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Ya'll be quiet or the
cute little bunny dies!
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Dude she always tries to quiet us
down by threatening to kill that bunny,
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but I wonder if she ever would.
Oh she would dude, she would.
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GOD!
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Oh for Christ sake I
don't believe this!
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Come on fat boy give us some cake now.
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I cannot possibly eat one more
bit of this chocolaty goodness...
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oh wait wait wait try..
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DAMN IT CARTMAN YOU
ARE SUCH A FAT FUCK!
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What did you say?!?!?
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I'm scared! Be quiet kid!
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And right up here you can
see a red bellied chickadee.
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They're indigious to this area.
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What was that?
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What was what?
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All done.
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Sit down and shut up!
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I said quiet! Or else
I'll kill the bunny!
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- Where are we?
- I have no idea.
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I don't think we're in a very safe spot.
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Yeah what are we supposed to do?
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Just keep your traps shut,
I'll consult the manual.
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Ms. Crabtree?
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Shut up kid! I have to
watch a training video!
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Hello and welcome to tape 7
of the bus drivers video guide.
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What to do if you become stranded.
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By now you've calm down the
children and kept order by using the
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"keep-quiet-or-I'll-kill-the-bunny"
technique. Now it's time to get help.
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The most important thing to remember
is the children will be safe as long
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as they stay on the bus. So
do not under any circumstances
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let any children off the bus.
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The best way to achive this
is to tell them something like
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"a big scary monster will eat
you if you step off the bus"
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Kids! Do not get off this bus!
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If you do a big scary
monster will eat you!
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That's right. With the children
properly subdued, you can leave
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the bus and go out
looking for assistance.
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And remember your bus driver's
code: "sit down and shut up!"
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I'm going for help. I'll
be back as soon as I can.
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Remember don't get off this bus or
a big scary monster WILL EAT YOU!
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Hey why doens't the
scary monster eat her?
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Cause dumbass, scary monsters
don't eat big fat smelly bitches.
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What did you say?
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I said Larry King
won't grant me 3 wishes!
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Hey this is not good. She
could've at least left the heat on.
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Had to happen to me didn't it?
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Looking for love oooh baby,
looking for loove, doooo
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Oy, supper time. Come to papa.
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Hello little lady. Going my way?
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SHUT UP AND HELP ME
INTO THIS THING!
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Come on I haven't got all day!
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Take me to the nearest town and make
it snappy you freak ass crack pot!
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Yes ma'am, right away ma'am.
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So uh, what's a fragile dove like
yourself, doing out on a a night like this?
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Look mister, I gotta bus load
of kids trapped on that pass,
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and I need a crane,
helicopters and all that crap!
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Here let me have some of your aspirin.
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Uh, uh ma'am those are actually roofies.
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Roofies, aspirin, right now
I don't give a rat's ass.
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How far to the nearest town?
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Mmm sweet.
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You guys, what if Ms. Crabtree doesn't come
back and we're all trapped here forever?
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We couldn't get trapped here forever
Cartman. We'd die after a couple of days.
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Dude! What?
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I don't wanna die on this bus
with you assholes! You guys suck!
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Would you just relax? We've been in a lot worse
situations than this and come out of it just fine.
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Worse than this? Well sure.
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Don't you remember that time when the
aliens kidnapped your little brother Ike?
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Now that was scary.
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This sucks. How come the
visitors aren't coming for him?
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I think we have to signal them somehow.
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Hey he's like Rudolph.
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Yeah, all you have to do
is fart some more Cartman,
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and the visitors are sure to come.
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Really? Ah, I don't think
I can fart anymore tonight.
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Sure you do.
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Come on Cartman, fart!
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I don't wanna.
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He can't hold it in forever.
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Fart damn you!
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Ok, that does it. Now listen!
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Why is it that everything
today has involved things
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either going in or
coming out of my ass?!
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Whoa, look at that?
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It's completely immature!
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Hey it's happening again!
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It's an ice cream truck! Now
do you believe us Cartman?
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You guys can't scare me.
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Cartman! There's an ice cream
truck sticking out of your ass!
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Hey look the aliens
are getting ice cream!
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Wow I guess everything's gonna be ok.
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Now that was what I
call a sticky situation.
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You can say that again.
Was that how it happened?
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Stop let me off you turd!
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Hey I wanna help you.
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I care a lot about that bus
load of uh what was it again?
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Children.
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Yeah right. Let me come with you.
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What the hell is this crap?
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I hate flying. Talk about
something I hate, it's flyin'.
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Say uh, are those
roofies kicking in yet?
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Well I don't think so!
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Damn. You guys like impressions?
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No! Here's my impression
of Robert Deniro,
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"Hey yous, yous guys, shut up yous!"
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You suck!
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Yous guys shut up.
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Sit down and shut up!
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Come on lady, I love you, you love me!
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I SAID, SIT DOWN
AND SHUT UP!
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Baby you're wonderful. You're a natural!
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You're the funniest
comic I've seen in years!
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Why don't you just shut the hell up!
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I've got to get some assistance
for my broken down bus!
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Broken down bus that's
great, great angle.
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Do you see her dude? Nope.
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God damn it, how long
is this gonna take?
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She's never coming back. Don't you get
it? She's left us here to die like pigs!
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Calm down dude, you're upsetting Kenny.
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I can't take it anymore!
I have to get out of here!
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No kid! You heard what Ms. Crabtree said,
there's a big black scary monster out there.
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Well I'm not gonna sit here and
wait to die with the rest of you.
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If I make it back, I'll send help.
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Don't do it kid!
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Maybe Ms. Crabtree did make that
stuff about the big black monster.
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Holy crap dude!
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Gross!
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Well, I guess nobody else
will be getting off the bus.
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Hello? Oh hello Ms. Cartman,
it's Sharon, Stan's mother.
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Oh yes Sharon, how are you.
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Ms. Cartman is your son at home?
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Hold on dear, let me check.
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Hon I made beefy logs!
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I made cookie dings!
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Not he's not here.
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Well now I am worried. I tried all the
houses and nobody know where they are.
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Oh dear.
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I'm telling you Marty,
this woman is a natural.
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I haven't seen a funnier
person since Maury Povich.
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What's her angle? I can't even
explain it. You have to see it.
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Alright, this better be good.
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Come on in, come on in.
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What the hell did you
bring me to Denver for?
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You brainless brain fecolpheliac!
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Mr. Jonas, this is Ms. Crabtree.
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Pleasure to meet you.
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You look like a lump of dog
shit just got hit by a CAR!
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What did I tell you?
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She's fantastic.
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How would you like to make
a million dollars baby?
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How'd you like to suck my ass?
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Let's get started right away.
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You gonna be alright? Don't touch me!
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I'm sorry do you need anything?
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No. I just... What?
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Can't help but feel like
I've forgotten something.
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What time is it? It is 12:07.
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On Wednesday or Thursday?
Dude I think it's Saturday now.
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What? I'm missing the
new Fantasy Island.
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Oh man I don't think it's
very safe to be on this bus.
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Well we can't go anywhere or else that
big scary monster outside will get us.
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What do you think it is?
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I don't know it's a big scary monster.
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Hey, maybe it's that
thing scuzzlebutt. What?
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Don't you remember? That time we were
out camping with your uncle Jimbo and Ned.
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That lava's coming right for us!
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Heeelp!
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Jimini oaks! It's the real scuzzlebutt!
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What? Scuzzlebutt's real?
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Oh my god! Look at his leg!
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Hi kids, I'm TV's Brent Mussberger.
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Dude! He's got Brent
Mussberger for a leg!
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Quick Ned shoot it!
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MMm oh no, out of ammo!
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Hey look!
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Dude he's making ice cream!
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Scuzzlebutt kicks ass!
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Now that's what I call
a sticky situation!
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Ok so we can agree that the monster outside
can't be Scuzzlebutt because Scuzzlebutt's nice.
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Hey, maybe it's our teacher Mr. Garrison.
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Don't be stupid Cartman. Our teacher wouldn't
be out lying in the forest waiting to kill us.
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Oh no? Don't you remember the time he went
crazy, and tried to kill Kathie Lee Gifford?
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Here she comes!
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Come on you little bitch.
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It is with great pride and
honor that I'd like to welcome
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Mrs. Kathie Lee Gifford to South Park!
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Thank you.
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Mr. Garrison! Stop!
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Leave us! We must finish
what we have begun!
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But Mr. Garrison!
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She's not really Kathie Lee
Gifford, she's some kind of alien.
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Thank you, how I love you all.
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See I told ya.
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Well this is going to
put a damper on the day.
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Let's have ice cream everyone!
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BEEF-CAKE!
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Now that's what I call
a sticky situation.
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But the monster outside couldn't be
Mr. Garrison, cause Mr. Garrison used a gun.
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Oh yeah.
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Live from Burbank, it's the
tonight show, with Jay Leno.
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Tonight Jay's special guests include
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"Washed up actress from a citcom
and the comedy of Ms. Crabtree.
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And now here's your host, Jay Leno!
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Just relax sweet heart
you're gonna kill out there.
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Kill who?
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That's great, use that.
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Do you need anything?
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Just give me another
one of them Roofies.
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Sure.
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Uh ok, let's try to calm down mmkay.
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This type of thing happens all the time.
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What do you mean? How often does an
entire 3rd grade class go missing?
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Well 99% of the time
when a child is missing,
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it's because they've run away, mmkay.
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Run away?
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Oy, I knew I shouldn've made
Kyle eat that ghafagahaga.
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How do we get our runaway children back?
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Well we just need to make some posters
mmkay, hand out brochures mmkay,
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that way the public can know what the children
look like and can call in if they're spotted mmkay?
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Let's get started right away. They
could be half way to LA by now.
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It's only a matter of time before they're
selling their bodies and buying smack!
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What was that? What was what?
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Dude I think the scary monster
is right outside the bus.
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What could it be? If only we
knew what we were up against.
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Hey guys, do you remember that
time when death was after me?
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Oh yeah I remember that.
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And... mmmmfmfmmfmfmmhmmm
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Come back here you
pompouse son of a pansy!
243
00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:05,300
Don't let him touch you!
You die if he touches you!
244
00:15:05,335 --> 00:15:08,500
Come over here you son of a whore!
245
00:15:11,938 --> 00:15:16,201
Take that! And that, and
that, that! Take that!
246
00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:18,300
Oh my god! Kenny... killed death!
247
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:22,265
You... bastard?
248
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:25,300
Now that's what I call
a sticky situation.
249
00:15:25,335 --> 00:15:27,817
Yeah but the moster
outside couldn't be death,
250
00:15:27,852 --> 00:15:30,300
cause death only touches
you, it doesn't eat you.
251
00:15:30,335 --> 00:15:31,265
Oh yeah.
252
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:35,300
Well who really cares what
that monster is outside.
253
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:39,300
As long as you stay on the
bus it can't hurt us right?
254
00:15:39,335 --> 00:15:41,300
Oh my god! He's killing Kenny!
255
00:15:41,335 --> 00:15:43,265
You bastard!
256
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:46,265
Oh boy we're in big trouble.
257
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:48,103
Hey you guys, can we order a pizza?
258
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:56,300
What the hell are you
all staring at!?!?!?
259
00:15:56,335 --> 00:16:01,817
Stop laughing you whores!
260
00:16:01,852 --> 00:16:07,265
I SAID SHUT UP!
261
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:10,300
Let's hear it for Ms. Crabtree,
what an up and comer!
262
00:16:10,335 --> 00:16:11,817
Well, that was great ma'am.
263
00:16:11,852 --> 00:16:13,300
Was it? Does it even matter?
264
00:16:13,335 --> 00:16:14,265
What do you mean?
265
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:16,300
Success is hollow Mitch,
hollow like a dead tree.
266
00:16:16,335 --> 00:16:18,265
I think it's time for me to give it up.
267
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:24,265
Are you sure? I'm sure.
Let's get a cup of coffee.
268
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:28,300
I wonder when the monster's
gonna come back to feed again.
269
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:29,265
We just gotta stick together.
270
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:32,300
Yeah there's got to
be a way out of this.
271
00:16:32,335 --> 00:16:33,265
Hey wait a minute. What?
272
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:36,026
Remember that time that Fonzie jumped
over the busses with his motorcycle?
273
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,265
Go Fonzie!
274
00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:48,191
- You can do it Fonzie!
- We believe in you Fonz!
275
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:10,300
Oh my god they killed Kenny!
276
00:17:10,335 --> 00:17:11,265
You bastard!
277
00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:16,265
Now that's what I call
a sticky situation.
278
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:17,265
You dumbass Cartman! That's
not the way it happened?
279
00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:22,300
Yeah dude, Kenny just died 8 hours ago from that
monster, how could he have died back then too?
280
00:17:22,335 --> 00:17:25,300
Oh yeah I guess that doesn't make sense.
281
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:29,265
Oh no!
282
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:34,265
What are we gonna do?
283
00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:37,300
Now we need more weight in the back.
284
00:17:37,335 --> 00:17:41,265
No that's too much!
285
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:42,265
There I think we got it.
286
00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:44,800
I don't know how much longer
we can keep this up dude.
287
00:17:44,835 --> 00:17:47,265
Don't worry everything's
gonna work out, it always does.
288
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:50,400
It does? Sure remember that time that that kid
in the red shirt decided to go off on his own?
289
00:17:52,335 --> 00:17:55,300
Well I'm not gonna sit here and
wait to die with the rest of you.
290
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:58,284
If I make it back, I'll
send help. Don't do it kid.
291
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:07,797
Hmm, maybe Ms. Crabtree did make that
stuff about the big black monster.
292
00:18:12,335 --> 00:18:15,265
Holy crap dude!
293
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:16,365
Hey look it's got ice cream!
294
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:25,765
Now that's what I call
a sticky situation.
295
00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:35,300
Wow, this is gorgeous. I don't think
I've ever seen anything so beautiful.
296
00:18:35,335 --> 00:18:38,265
From a distance this place
looks like a cold damp marsh,
297
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:42,300
but once you get inside it you
realize that it has an inner beauty
298
00:18:42,335 --> 00:18:44,265
far surpassing others.
299
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:47,300
Thank you for sharing your
time with me Ms. Crabtree.
300
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:48,265
Please, call me muffin.
301
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:50,265
I'm having a nice time muffin.
302
00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:54,433
Me too Marcus. I've forgotten
all about my cares in the world.
303
00:18:57,335 --> 00:19:00,265
Oh damn man, now I'm missing
the new Barnaby Jones!
304
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:05,300
Hey, Ms. Crabtree had that little TV for the
training video, maybe we can watch TV on it.
305
00:19:05,335 --> 00:19:08,265
Hey yeah!
306
00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:12,300
And all over America, kids are turning
to the streets, and running away.
307
00:19:12,335 --> 00:19:16,300
Tonight a very special message from
the parents of some run away children,
308
00:19:16,335 --> 00:19:20,300
and hopes that their
young will hear their cry.
309
00:19:20,335 --> 00:19:24,265
Hello Stanley. It's me Papa.
310
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:28,300
Gosh your mother and I miss ya.
And I hope that wherever you may be,
311
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,265
you'll hear this message.
312
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:35,300
Little lamb, lost in
the great big world,
313
00:19:35,335 --> 00:19:40,300
runaway, finding streets, so cold...
314
00:19:40,335 --> 00:19:43,317
Dude, your dad's a retard!
315
00:19:43,352 --> 00:19:46,265
Please come home Kyle.
316
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:50,265
Left home looking for something new,
317
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:54,800
but all you need is right
here waiting for you.
318
00:19:54,835 --> 00:19:59,265
Runaway, come home. We
love you just as you are.
319
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:03,800
Run away come home, we're
sorry things went this faar.
320
00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:08,300
Dude did it ever occur to
them to just look for us?
321
00:20:08,335 --> 00:20:10,265
I hope my dad doesn't sing.
322
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:13,300
Hey, do you guys remember the
time I found out who my father was?
323
00:20:13,335 --> 00:20:15,265
Boy do I!
324
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:20,300
As I said before, the father
is somebody in this room.
325
00:20:20,335 --> 00:20:25,300
The father is... John Elway!
326
00:20:25,335 --> 00:20:26,817
Sweeeett!
327
00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:28,265
Uh oh.
328
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:31,800
This kicks ass you guys!
John Elway's my father!
329
00:20:31,835 --> 00:20:35,300
My father is John Elway,
my father is John Elway!
330
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:39,300
Come on son, I'll buy
you some ice cream.
331
00:20:39,335 --> 00:20:40,265
Now that's what I call a sticky...
332
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:43,300
Wait a minute. I thought your father
was your mother cause she had a penis!
333
00:20:43,335 --> 00:20:47,300
What? Ay! You son of a bitch
I'll kick you in the nuts!
334
00:20:47,335 --> 00:20:51,265
Cartman no!
335
00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:53,812
The bus is going over! Oh no!
336
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,265
Hey we've landed in ice cream.
337
00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:20,265
Wait, wait wait wait.
This doesn't make sense.
338
00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:25,300
This whole thing doesn't
make any sense. I must be...
339
00:21:25,335 --> 00:21:27,300
Oh man what a weird dream!
340
00:21:27,335 --> 00:21:28,265
Are you ok hon?
341
00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:32,265
Ma? I just dreamt that me and Stan and
Kyle and Kenny were trapped on a bus
342
00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:35,300
and we were talking about everything that
happened to us except that it was all wrong,
343
00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:38,265
and ended with us eating ice cream.
344
00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:41,300
Oh. Well would you like
some beetles for breakfast?
345
00:21:41,335 --> 00:21:47,265
Yes please.
346
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:51,300
Beetles are good with ice cream.
347
00:21:51,335 --> 00:21:55,300
AHH! Oh dude what a nightmare!
348
00:21:55,335 --> 00:21:56,265
Hello?
349
00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:58,265
Dude I just had the
weirdest dream. Really?
350
00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:01,265
Yeah I dreamt, that Cartman dreamt
that we were all trapped on a bus,
351
00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:02,813
and then he dreamt that we were
talking about things that
352
00:22:02,815 --> 00:22:04,201
had happened only they
were all wrong, and,
353
00:22:04,335 --> 00:22:06,317
and then he and his mother ate beetles.
354
00:22:06,352 --> 00:22:08,265
Dude! That's a pretty fucked up dream!
355
00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:10,265
Yeah, I must be having some
real emotional problems.
356
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:12,300
Hey, me and Cartman and Kenny are
going down to Happy Burger. Wanna come?
357
00:22:12,335 --> 00:22:17,817
Sure, I definitly don't wanna
sleep anymore. See ya later.
358
00:22:17,852 --> 00:22:23,300
I wanna thank you for making
me feel alive again Marcus.
359
00:22:23,335 --> 00:22:24,265
What is it, what's wrong?
360
00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:27,300
You realize I can't stay.
None of this is real.
361
00:22:27,335 --> 00:22:29,265
It's all been a little
8 year old's dream.
362
00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:34,300
Oh I know. I know Marcus. But let
me just pretend as long as I can.
363
00:22:34,335 --> 00:22:36,300
Sure.
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