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Ok children it's Friday and you know
what that means for PE class.
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We're gonna play dodgeball!
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- We don't wanna play dodgeball.
It hurts.
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So let's have half of the children on this
side, and half the children on that side.
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Excuse me a moment gentlemen, I don't
believe I know how to play dodgeball.
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- What? Don't you have dodgeball in France?
- Well no. And actually I'm not from France.
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Look Pip the rules are simple.
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The kid from that team is gonna try to beam
the kid on our team with a big red ball.
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- Oh dear. - If the ball hits you, you're
out. But if you catch the ball, he's out.
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- And the last team to still have anybody
standing wins. - Oh what jolly good fun!
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No it isn't it hurts! I can't believe
they let us play this in school.
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Play ball!
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- Damn it, we lost one already.
- You're out Clyde.
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Jordan, Swatson, pull forward!
We need backup!
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We're loosing men fast out here!
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Concentrate on your game.
Be the ball.
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- I caught it! I caught it! - Great catch
Kyle. Now your team's on offense.
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- Here Pip, you throw it.
- Uh, oh no I couldn't.
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- Come on limey. Don't be a wuss!
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Are you just gonna be a French pansy
your whole life? - I'm not French...
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Throw the ball you stupid frog.
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God damn maybe if you didn't eat all
those crossaints be able to get...
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Ok, that was pretty good Pip, but you're
supposed to hit the kids on the other team.
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Ow my nose!
You broke my nose!
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- Damn Pip, I didn't know you had it
in you. - Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry!
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That nose is bleeding pretty bad Kyle. I think
you might have to go to the nurse's office.
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- No! No it'll be ok. - Sorry son,
you'll have to let the nurse look at it.
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Come on!
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Dude. He's going to
the nurse's office.
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- I heard the school nurse
is heidiously deformed.
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I heard she has tentacles and
eats children for lunch.
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Stan? Has anybody actually seen the
nurse, and come back to tell about it?
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No Cartman.
Nobody ever has.
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Are you Kyle Broslofski? - Ye.. Yes. - I'm
the school nurse, did you hurt your nose?
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Young man, why do you have your
eyes closed? I'm not gonna hurt you.
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- I know.
- So open them.
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- Now, what seems to be the problem?
- Oh, I just hit my nose playing dodgeball.
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Oh, well I'll get you an ice-pack.
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Oh, I see you've noticed my disorder. I have a
still born fetus growth attached to my head.
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And when she moved up and
down, the little fetus jiggled.
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- Did it talk? The little fetus, did it talk?
- No! No it looked dead!
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- Was it wearing clothes? - Dude! Where's
she gonna get fetus clothes?
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- And then she walked over...
- Kyle! That is enough!
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I've been reading up on your poor nurse's
condition, and it is nothing to be made fun of.
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- It's called conjoined twin myslexia.
- Who the hell cares what it's called!
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As long as she doesn't touch me!
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Now that's just the kind of unawairness that
we need to fight against. Sit down boys.
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You see boys, sometimes when babies
are born, they're born as twins.
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But sometimes the twins get hooked together
and they're born as Siamese twins.
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Sometimes, after the Siamese twins are joined
together, one of the twins dies before birth.
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The living baby is born, with
the dead baby still attached.
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Sometimes, the dead twin
is inside the living person,
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so even you could have a dead twin
inside you and not even know it!
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So now that you're edjucated
about her disease,
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you won't need to make
fun of her, right boobie?
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Uhh... yeah.
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Can you imagine that
poor, poor woman.
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Feeling like an outcast,
being ridiculed every day.
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- Hello Sheila? It's Sharon. Stan's mother?
- Oh yes, hello Sharon.
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Sheila, I was just wondering if
you might know why my son
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is trying to split his head open with
an icepick? - No! I have to get it out!
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Well Sharon, I was just trying to edjucate
them about conjoined twin myslexia.
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So this is your fault!
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Would you do me a favor? Next time you
wanna scare the hell out of my child,
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just go outside and sit in the road till
a truck runs you over instead.
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That does it! I must edjucate the
entire town about this awful disease.
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Dude, I don't get it. Why are we
playing dodgeball again?
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Yeah. I thought we only
played on Fridays.
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Children! Great news! We've been asked
to play in the state finals for dodgeball!
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- Do we have to? - Can't we just play with
that big parachute again or something?
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You don't understand children.
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If we can win state, we can play
in the nationals in Washington DC.
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- Hey! They have a zoo there!
- That's right.
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Now come on, we have
a lot of practicing to do.
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Aren't we supposed to have won
something in order to go to state finals?
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Hey Pip? You wanna be
on my team again?
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Oh I'd love to!
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Oh, just try not to send anybody to
that monster nurse this time, Frenchie.
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Hey! I get quite disturbed
when you call me that.
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You shouldn't make fun of foreigners.
And besides I hate French people.
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Well Mrs.Broslofski, it certainly is
a thrill seeing you cheery face again.
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What seems to be pissing
you off today?
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Nothing is pissing me off. I just
want to start a movement.
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Ahh, of course you do.
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I wanna talk to you all
about your school nurse.
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- Nurse Gulemn is absolutely qualified to be...
- No, no, no. I'm not upset about her.
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I want to make the public
aware of her.
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Her disease should be brought to light so that it
can be understood rather than made fun of.
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Ooh, and now what disease it that?
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Principal Victoria, Nurse Gollum
has conjoined twin myslexia.
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- What's that? - She has a dead
fetus attached to her head.
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- Gasp! She does??
- You uh, you never noticed that?
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- No, I never did. - Well that's
exactly what I'm talking about.
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This poor woman is forced to live in the
shadows because she feels like an outcast.
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It is up to us to make her feel
comfortable and welcome in out town.
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Did you say a fetus?
Sticking out from her head?
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I want to invite your nurse to a dinner
party at my house this evening.
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I'd appreciate if both you and
Mr.Mackey would attend.
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Do we have to eat Kosher stuff?
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I'll talk to nurse Gollum, but I'm sure
she'd be delighted. Say around 8?
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- Wonderful! - Now you did say
she has a fetus, on her head?
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Ok children, now who's
gonna win the state finals?
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- Denver? - Here we go
cows, here we go, uh-uh.
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Here we go cows here we go, uh-uh.
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- I think we need to get off on this exit.
- Sit down kid!!!
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- But it's quicker to get to the Denver school
that way! - Do you want an office referal?
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How many times do I have to explain
this to you, I'm not a student.
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You can't give me an office referal.
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- I said sit down!!!!
- Yes ma'am.
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Whoa dude!
This is the school?
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Hello there. I'm Bob Thomas,
the coach for the Denver Cougars.
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I'm Chef, coach of the South Park cows.
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Well I certainly wanna thank you
for bringing your team down.
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Apparently nobody else would play us,
because they knew we'd just beat 'em silly.
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So I told the school board to find me
some hick school from the mountains,
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and here you are. You're from
South Park, yeah? - Yeah.
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My god, amazing where
people can live nowadays.
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Well we might as well get this overwith,
we gotta start thinking about D.C.
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Promise we won't make it too painful.
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Play ball!
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- So where did you get your degree,
Nurse Gollum? - Colorado State.
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Sheila, could you pass me the
dead fetus? I mean gravy!
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Damn it! Come on!
Somebody catch the ball.
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Alright boys, just 5 more of
the little bastards to go.
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- I caught it! I caught it! - That's not
fair! He's so fat, it stuck in his belly!
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- South Park on offense! - Great job
children! Just stay focused now.
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- Go for it, Pip.
- Oh bother.
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Come on you Frenchie little frog!
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Great shot Pip!
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So I heard that the South Park cows are
playing for the State Finals in dodgeball tonight.
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Yeah, but it doesn't matter. The
Denver team always wins, mmkay.
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Oh I don't know. I think our boys just
might have the dead fetus to win. Heart!
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- Gerald! Keep your damn mouth shut!
- It's ok Mrs.Broslofski, really.
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- Please, forgive us, I'm terribly sorry
Nurse Gollum. - No, I'm quite secure with it.
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I have felt so bad ever since I
heard the boys making fun of you.
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They're just young boys.
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Joking is a way for them to come to
terms with what they don't understand.
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Could I get some more pork?
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So did you ever think of you
just you know, having it cut off?
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Yes, Principal Victoria, the thought had occured
to me, unfortunately it would mean my death.
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- Oh! So I suppose that's out. How about
a hat then? - No, really I don't need...
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Yes! We could get you a few hats, and you
could wear a different one every day.
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I really appreciate what you're trying
to do here, but it's not necessary.
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I'm a pretty happy person.
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Got it! We could set aside a whole week to
make the public aware of folks just like you!
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Oh yes, a conjoined twin myslexia awareness
week. You know that has a nice ring.
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- I really don't think... - The school
could put out pamphlets, mmkay.
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And we could have seminars
to edjucate, mmkay.
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Oh this is so exciting! I'm gonna get
the mayor on the phone right now!
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You got just one more Pip. You get
this kid, and we are state champions.
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Yeah, and if you don't you're a big
dumbass European hippie piece of crap.
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Get 'em, Frenchie!
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- South Park wins! - We did it children!
We did it! We're going to Washington DC!
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It hurts! Mommie it hurts!
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Oh sorry about wooping
yo ass there, coach.
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Oooh baby come on,
just woop give it ass.
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Gonna need some creme on yo
ass, it's all swollen and red.
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Ladies and gentlemen this is indeed
a great week for South Park.
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Mrs. Herman has opened the
east wing of the library,
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and our own South Park cows elementary school
dodgeball team is going to the national finals.
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Where they will undoubtly be beaten
senseless by the Washington team.
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But most importantly this week has brought to
my attention a very serious and dreaded disease.
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Conjoined twin myslexia.
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And so it is in honor of this that
I declare this exciting week as...
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"Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week".
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And now let's kick off our week long festivities
with the first anual grand conjoined parade!
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Let's hear it for
these brave souls!
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What a glorious parade that was. Let's
hear it for the parade coordinators!
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You know Mayor, I really should be
accompanying those kids to
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Washington incase hey
get hurt. That is my job.
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Nonsense. This is your week,
you aren't going anywhere.
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- How much further is Washington DC?
- Sit down, kid!!!
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- I need to know how far it is, lady.
- I said SIT DOWN!!!!!
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- Yeah, whatever you old dried up
fat hog. - What did you say??
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- I said, I've always wanted to
visit Prague. - Oh, me too.
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- Ok, what've you got?
- Some gefilte fish, some gafaga.
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- I got a jelly roll! I got a jelly roll!
- Sweet! Jelly roll's perfect!
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Places.
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Damn man. This is the
bigtime alright.
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- Chef, we're hungry.
- You can eat after the game.
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You children win this one and
you're national champions.
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Then you can go on
and play the Chinese.
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My mom says there's a lot
of black people in China.
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- What?
- Are you Chef?
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The Washington team has forfitted the game.
Congradulations, you're national champions.
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What? We did it!
Children we won!
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- That was easy. - Ladies and gentlemen
let's hear a round of applause for the new
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national champions of dodgeball,
The South Park Cows!
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- Hey, why did you guys forfit?
- You mean you don't know?
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Last year's national champions
were the Austin Pirates.
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They played China for the
world championship.
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Only 4 of them came back alive. Chinese
dodgeball players aren't like us.
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They do nothing but dodgeball.
Day in and day out.
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They use steroids and training equipment
to make them not kids, but animals.
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- Well good luck, we've got our futures to
think about. - Ok, children, back in the bus.
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And so as we have this honorary dinner,
we take a look back at Nurse Gollum,
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and the brave life
she has lived.
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- Roll the tape please Mr.Garrison.
- Oh no!
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You've got the strength,
you've got the courage.
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Even with a dead
fetus on your head.
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Carry on!
You fight for tomorrow!
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Dead fetus you know,
you never let go.
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You're my conjoined twin dead thing
hanging off your head woman.
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Oh, that was so touching.
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And now friends, it's time to present
lifetime conjoined twin achievement award.
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This award goes to outstanding conjoined
twins who have made a mark on society.
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- And the winner is...
- Nurse Gollum.
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Nurse Gollum!
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- Oh boy. - Excuse me Mayor, but I just received
some news that you might all be interested in.
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Our South Park cows have just beaten
the Washington dodgeball team,
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and are on their way to the
world championship in China.
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Now we're almost to China. I want
you all to try and focus on the game.
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- But Chef we don't
wanna play the Chinese!
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Nonsense! If we win this one,
we're world champions.
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- But we could get killed! - And just what
price would you pay for you trying to blow it.
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Just imagine and big yellow dodgeball champions
bear hanging in the cafeteria. Imagine it!
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- Dude, Chef has lost it.
- You'll be on the news all over the world.
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South Park will finally have a sport that
it's good at. Ooh children, it'll be glorious.
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So, Captain Ahab has to
get his whale, huh?
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- Dude, what does that mean?
- I don't know.
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- Hey isn't that kid Kevin Chinese?
- Yeah, you're from China.
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- No, I'm from America. My parents are Chinese.
- Tell us how the Chinese play dodgeball!
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- I have no idea dude.
- Come on rice picker!
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Hey, hey, hey! Children,
that's not cool.
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You don't make fun of somebody
because of their ethnicity.
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- You don't? - But Chef, you
just ripped on Chinese people.
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No, no, no, no ,no, that's different. I made
fun of them because they are from China.
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You see it's not ok to make fun of an American
because they're black brown or whatever.
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But it is ok to make fun of foreigners
because they're from another country.
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Let the world champion
of dodgeball be decided.
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Damn dude, China's fucked up.
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- Take places. - Alright, lets go
cows. Let's show em what we got!
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Ok, Tom, looks like the Americans
are getting ready to play.
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I don't supposed they'll have any problem
seeing the ball with their BIG American eyes.
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Yeah good thing they have
those big eyes so they
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don't have to rely on that
amazing American intellect
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Pray bra!
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Holy crap.
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God damn!
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Hey, hey, what do you call a white American
person with a PHD in physics and math?
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- I don't know, wrat?
- Stupid American!
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Oh, another American is down.
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It's number, oh I don't know.
All Americans look alike.
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- Oh my god! They killed Kenny.
- You... bastards...
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Oh my, I haven't seen an American
die like that since Abraham Lincoln!
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Dude that is not cool. You're
gonna get us into trouble again.
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Ladies and gentlemen on this 4th day
of cojoined twin myslexia week
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all our prayers are with our little South Park
cows now playing their hearts out in China.
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Now join me in saluting our cows and help
make Nurse Gollum not feel like an outcast
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with our first official conjoined
twin myslexia hats!
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And there is only one more
South Park player left.
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Still all Chinese players.
This simply all is very sorry.
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- Come on! Throw ball! - Hey you want
to head my impersonation of American?
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Hey, I really, really want
that. That hurts good.
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Hey hey hey.
Let me try, let me try.
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I'll use my credit card.
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Do you have any
non dairy creamer?
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You all come back now, you hear?
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Oh, what have I done?
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You know Eric, I just realized something. I've
been obsessed, and an obsession isn't good.
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If we had won the world
championship, what then?
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It would only be a bigger let down
next year if we didn't win.
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Our lives would have to revolve around
dodgeball. Our lives were fine before.
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Oh I'm sorry children, I let it all go to
my head. Can you ever forgive me?
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Come on. Forget this stupid
game. Let's go home.
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- Come on, throw ball! - Hey if you want
to make him throw the ball, say this.
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Hey you American dumbass,
you French piece of crap, throw ball.
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What's the matter Frenchie,
you got crepes in your ears?
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And the winner is
South Park cows.
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Everyone, everyone look! I won
the game! We're world champions!
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Mr.Chef, Mr.Chef, South Park is the world
champion in dodgeball. Oh glorious day!
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- Shut up, Pip. - Yeah, shut
up Pip. Can we go home now?
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- Did you all see? I can't believe I threw such a
ball with my own arm. It was... - SHUT UP PIP!
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As our myslexia awareness
week draws to a close,
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I would like to personally thank all of
you for your enthusiastic cooperation.
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Now let's head it one more time for our
world champions South Park Cows!
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- What the hell is everyone wearing on their heads?
- And now, let's hear from the woman of the week,
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the incredible, courageous, Nurse Gollum!
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- Dude it's the freak nurse!
- Holy crap!
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Damn it Kyle. We've been working
all week against that kind of behavior.
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- Well sorry dude, we weren't here.
- Thank you mayor.
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I ah, well I don't know what to say.
This has been quite a week.
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- She's really touched.
- What I really wanna say is,
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well this may sound off coming from woman
with a fetus sticking out of her head,
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but you're all a bunch of freaks!
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Uh, freaks with
big hearts! And now..
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Don't you realize that the last thing
I ever wanted was to be singled out?
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I just wanted to do my job, and
live my life like any normal person,
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but instead you've made everybody
focus on my handycap all week long.
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Look I don't wanna be treated different. I don't
wanna be treated special or treated gingerly,
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I just wanna be ridiculed, shouted at and made
fun of like all the rest of you do to each other.
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And take those stupid
things off your heads!
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- Oh my what an ungrateful bitch.
- Yeh, the nerve of some people.
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- Hey you know that nurse
is actually pretty cool.
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Yeah, maybe that dead
fetus makes her smarter.
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I love you, guys.
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Ah, screw you guys.
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