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Wow. What a great episode.
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Look. Our bacon is cooked just right:
Not soggy, not crisp.
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I've got the bread
and French dressing.
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So we remove the bacon like so.
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Then we cover sparingly
with French dressing...
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...put on the other slice of bread
and garnish.
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Doesn't that look great?
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Hey, let's give some to Macon.
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Macon likes his with extra bacon.
Here you go, buddy. Yeah!
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Wow. Macon's really taking
to the bacon, if I'm not mistaken.
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Time to watch our favorite episode
of South Park: "Summer Sucks."
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It's about that one week
in the year...
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...when summer comes to South Park
and the snow melts.
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This episode has special guest Jonathan
Katz of Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist.
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Well, sit back, relax
and enjoy "Summer Sucks."
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Summer Sucks
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I know that today
is the last day of school...
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...and that the last day
involves pranks...
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...but this is going too far.
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Now, what have you done
with Mr. Hat?
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Children, I want Mr. Hat back
right now! The prank is over.
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You think I can't get along
without Mr. Hat, don't you?
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Well, I can. He's just a puppet.
I don't need him. You see? Watch.
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Goddamn it! Where the f**k
did you put Mr. Hat?!
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No, you don't! Summer vacation
doesn't start for you little bastards...
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...until Mr. Hat is back on my desk!
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I'm gonna turn around.
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When I turn back, I expect
to see Mr. Hat lying right here.
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Okay, I'm gonna turn around now.
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- Sh **.
- Where did everybody go?
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- Yay!
- Summer!
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Oh, golly. Kevin, honey.
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Good to see you again, son.
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Looks like winter's
right around the corner.
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Better get
some firewood ready.
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- Happy summer.
- Shut up, Pip.
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Right-o. Enjoy summer
this summer for me.
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- What?
- I have to spend summer in school.
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I can't be left alone.
You see, my parents are dead.
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Your parents are dead?
Goddamn, you suck, Pip.
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Oh, yeah. It's summer.
We gotta buy fireworks.
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I saved up enough to buy M-80s.
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I saw this movie where this guy
stuck a firecracker up a cat's butt.
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We can do that to Cartman's cat.
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If you touch Kitty,
I'll put firecrackers in your nutsack...
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...and blow your balls
all over your pants.
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- Jesus, Cartman!
- Don't mess with Kitty, man.
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- Hi, fellas.
- Hi, Steve.
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- What can I do for you?
- We want M-80s.
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- That fit in Cartman's cat's ass.
- That's it. Screw you guys.
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- I'm going home.
- What a baby.
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- Ten M-80s, please.
- I'm sorry. Haven't you heard?
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- What?
- Fireworks are banned in Colorado.
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- What?
- It was in the paper.
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Because some kid blew his hands off,
we don't get to buy M-80s?
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- Right.
- Doesn't anyone believe in tradition?
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We've been playing with firecrackers
our whole lives.
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- That's killed Kenny.
- You bastards!
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A summer without fireworks is like-
I don't know, but it sucks ass.
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Yeah, now what are we
supposed to do?
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I can still sell snakes.
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We need fireworks for our
Fourth of July celebration.
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I don't care that some
twerp blew his hands off.
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We've got to have fireworks.
I've got another call.
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I don't know where Mr. Hat is.
Garrison, I've got bigger problems.
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What am I supposed to do
about our Fourth of July show?
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No, I don't want snakes!
This is an outrage.
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Get me the mayor!
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I know that, smart-ass.
I was being ironic.
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Sorry. I couldn't find
the little man in the boat.
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Well, keep looking.
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We can't have a celebration
without fireworks.
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Who ever heard of
a Fourth of July with snakes?
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I like snakes. You light them,
and they grow and grow.
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Wait a minute. That's it!
I've got it!
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South Park will make history by having
the largest snake in the world.
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The press will love it.
I'll be on the front-
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I found him!
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- It's hot out here.
- What do you guys want to do?
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We always just played with fireworks.
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- I know. let's go sledding.
- Yeah.
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- Cartman, get on.
- Stan?
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- Let's go.
- What are you waiting for?
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Don't you notice anything wrong?
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- Yeah, your fat ass isn't on the sled.
- Whatever.
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What's going on?
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- Hey there.
- Hi, Uncle Jimbo.
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How come you're not
blowing things up?
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Didn't you hear?
They outlawed fireworks.
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- What?!
- They're not having them at the lake.
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Oh, my God!
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Well, don't worry, boys.
Uncle Jimbo is on the case.
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- Buckle your seat belt.
- Where are we going?
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- Mexico, my amigo.
- Why are we going to Mexico?
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Fireworks. Just because a kid blew off
his hands, we don't have to suffer.
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- Are fireworks legal in Mexico?
- Everything's legal in Mexico.
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It's the American way.
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At the Dyno Might firework company,
we have a commitment to excellence.
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- Our focus is on safety-
- Just tell us about the snake!
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- Okay. Let's see...
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Right.
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The disk that we're making is 5000
times bigger than the average snake.
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We'll have to fly it in
with three Comanche helicopters.
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Comanche helicopters.
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We'll need 57 flamethrowers
set up around the perimeter...
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...triggered to fire
at the same time.
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Flamethrowers.
Triggered at the same time.
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Once lit, the snake will grow.
And good times will be had by all.
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- Wonderful!
- Spectacular!
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Fireworks will not only go on,
but be the best ever.
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We'll need an orchestra
to play "The Stars and Stripes."
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The elementary school orchestra did a
great version of "Mary Had a Little Lamb."
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Get the principal. And we need somebody
to dress like Uncle Remus.
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I think you mean Uncle Sam.
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Of course I do,
you f***ing asshole!
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Why does everything suck
in summer?
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- Look, it's Mr. Garrison.
- Children, how is your summer going?
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- Summer sucks ass.
- Have you found Mr. Hat?
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Oh, that old thing?
Why, I almost forgot he was gone.
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- I don't need Mr. Hat.
- That's good.
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- Mr. Hat is just a puppet.
- Yep.
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- Mr. Hat isn't real.
- Right.
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My mom signed me up for swimming
lessons at the pool. Want to come?
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That is the lamest thing
I've ever heard.
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- It is not.
- First graders pee in the pool.
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- You're swimming in first grader pee.
- I am not swimming in pee!
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- Whatever, dude.
- My mom says I could be in the Olympics.
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- The fat-ass Olympics.
- I'm making the best of a bad situation.
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I don't need to hear crap
from hippie freaks in denial.
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Screw you guys.
I'm going home.
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- But we're trying-
- Screw you guys. Home.
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- What does he mean, "in denial"?
- He's being a dumb-ass, like always.
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How does that look?
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- Like a hunk of dirt with a carrot.
- Crap.
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Okay, everyone in the pool.
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Eric. We're gonna start now.
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- Just jump in.
- I don't wanna.
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It's not gonna hurt you, hon.
Just do it.
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There you go. Let the first graders
swim by and head towards us.
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First graders?
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Weak, weak! You sons of bitches!
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- Where the hell is our firework?
- It'll be here any second.
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- Shut up!
- Copy.
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Children, I'm sure
we're a little rusty-
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- Where's Cartman?
- Swimming lessons.
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How can we sound good
without our French horn section?
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Let's try some scales.
C scale first. And:
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That was pretty good. Let's play
Mozart's Symphony No. 5.
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We're doomed. We'll have no fireworks
and a bunch of tone-deaf sh ** s playing-
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Wait a minute. It's the snake!
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Let's move along, people.
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If you've seen one giant firework,
you've seen them all.
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The show's back on.
We've only got one day to prepare.
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Look at that. That's
a Tijuana bottle rocket.
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These have enough power
to blast through the ozone.
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They're espectacular.
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It's our job to get these to children
all over America for the Fourth of July.
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We'll be like Santa Claus
on Christmas.
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- Hello.
- Hello, is Mr. Hat there?
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- Is this some kind of joke?
- Yes.
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You go to hell!
You go to hell and you die!
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- I'm gonna find out who you are!
- I don't think you can, m'kay?
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Goddamn it!
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Lamb Chop,
what would you like to do?
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- Well, I'd like to sing you a song.
- Let's sing one together.
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- No, Lamb Chop, no!
- Shari! Help me!
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It burns! It burns!
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You have to get in the deep end
sooner or later.
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- Later's fine.
- Just do your sidestroke.
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- I only know how to do it doggy style.
- That's doggy paddle. Come here.
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- Can I do it doggy style?
- Okay.
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- That's it! You can do it!
- It is?
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Damn it! Not again!
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- Come on.
- No way.
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You sons of bitches! I'm going home!
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Fourth of July is here,
and with the ban on fireworks...
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...people from all over Colorado
are flocking to South Park.
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Here with a report
is a guy with a funny name.
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The firework ban won't be putting
a damper on one town's festivities.
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I'm at Stark's Pond,
where residents and tourists...
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...await the lighting
of the largest snake in history.
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As most of you probably remember,
snakes are little disks...
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...that spew out a little snake
of black ash.
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The South Park snake is half a mile
in diameter and 20 stories high.
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I'm told this event won't begin
until the sun goes down.
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Looks like we're ready.
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- How are your swimming lessons?
- Fine.
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- I heard you won't get in the deep end.
- You heard wrong!
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It's my pleasure to be the first person
to wish you a happy Fourth of July!
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Let's start with our school band
playing "The Stars and Stripes."
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This is it.
And a one, and a two, and a:
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- What the f**k is that?
- "The Stars and Stripes."
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Oh, hell, light the snake.
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We're coming up
to the American border.
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They can't know that we have fireworks
in the trunk. Let me do the talking.
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I guess that goes without saying,
doesn't it?
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- Good evening.
- Hello, fellow American.
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We're anxious to get back
to our homeland.
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I just need to ask
a few questions.
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We have nothing to hide.
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- Anyone else traveling in this vehicle?
- No, sir.
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Do you have firearms
or explosives?
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Yes. I mean, no! No!
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Open your trunk, please, sir.
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Damn!
I always get that question wrong.
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It's beautiful.
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It never fails to amaze me
how I overcome adversity.
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- When does that thing die out?
- Die out?
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Yes. You know, expire. End.
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Hello?! I'm asking you
when it stops.
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I never made one this big.
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- I guess we didn't think this through.
- What?!
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- It's huge!
- They need to shut it off.
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You're screwing up the song.
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- Somebody stop it!
- It's out of control!
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Kenny, watch out!
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- Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!
- You bastard!
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Oh, my God. Tell me how much longer
this is gonna last!
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Let's see, a normal-size snake
lasts three minutes...
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- When does it run out?!
- November. Of next year.
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Oh, hell!
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We're coming up on nine hours, and the
giant snake shows no signs of stopping.
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Residents have tried everything
from fire hoses to yelling...
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...but nothing seems to work.
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Thanks, Creamy. Police are
advising citizens to stay indoors...
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...and not ever light any giant snakes
in the near future.
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- This sucks.
- That snake keeps growing.
229
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,543
It's gonna demolish
the whole state.
230
00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:56,552
- We should ask Chef for help.
- Where is Chef?
231
00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:30,183
Hello. What?
Oh, hello, children.
232
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:36,352
It's a what?! A giant snake?!
Killing everybody?! Growing bigger?!
233
00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:41,665
Children, you know I rarely say this,
but fudge you.
234
00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:54,335
- What did he say?
- He told us to f**k ourselves.
235
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,037
- Wow.
- How's that gonna help?
236
00:16:56,382 --> 00:17:01,581
All over America, the effects
of the giant ash snake can be seen.
237
00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:09,283
Yea, let the spirit of Heavenly Father
be blessed upon you.
238
00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:12,396
From this day on,
all will be well.
239
00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:15,533
I already feel like things
are getting better.
240
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:22,707
I can't sleep or think. Where would
he have gone? Why would he leave?
241
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:28,177
Well, let me ask you this. Why-?
Where do you think Mr. Hat went?
242
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:31,908
If I knew, I wouldn't be
seeing a f***ing psychiatrist.
243
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:34,848
Well, I guess I see what you're saying.
244
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,954
I was sure one of the children
took him.
245
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:39,989
But I remembered
Mr. Hat and I had a fight.
246
00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:44,226
- Are you gay?
- What?!
247
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,557
It's-It's just a question.
248
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,393
- Propositioning me?
- No.
249
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:51,297
I can tell you that I am
100 percent not gay.
250
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:54,166
I believe you.
I absolutely believe you.
251
00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:57,172
- Mr. Hat, on the other hand-
- Mr. Hat was gay?
252
00:17:57,342 --> 00:18:00,869
- He fantasizes about same-sex relations.
- I see.
253
00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:06,177
He liked to pretend he was in a sauna
with Brett Favre and a bottle of dressing.
254
00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:08,751
- That I did not need to know.
- I'm just saying.
255
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:13,551
I think that Mr. Hat was actually
your gay side trying to come out.
256
00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:16,819
See, it's you that's gay,
but you're in denial...
257
00:18:16,995 --> 00:18:22,331
...so you act out your gay persona
with a homosexual puppet.
258
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:25,329
What do you think about that?
259
00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:28,337
I think you're the loony one
in this room.
260
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:33,140
Serves you right,
you gay-bashing homo.
261
00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:38,581
Looks like we missed
Fourth of July again.
262
00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:45,220
Those kids must have been disappointed
to have nothing but snakes to light.
263
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:49,918
- Well, better luck next year.
- You're right. Okay, let's try again.
264
00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:54,725
- Anyone other than you in this vehicle?
- No.
265
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:58,664
Do you have any firearms
or explosives in the car?
266
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:00,395
Yes?
267
00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:03,200
I got it wrong again!
What's the answer?
268
00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:08,008
Holy smokes!
What the hell is that?
269
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:09,807
It looks like my ex-wife.
270
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,212
This is our chance.
The Hummer's outside.
271
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,726
I haven't seen you in here before.
272
00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:29,431
As more cities are affected by the ash
and the death toll rises to 3000...
273
00:19:29,601 --> 00:19:33,537
...people are looking to the mayor
of South Park for answers.
274
00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:36,765
It appears as if the mayor
is going to explain matters.
275
00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:41,777
Ladies and gentlemen, the mayor regrets
that she cannot be here herself...
276
00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:43,312
...but she is sick.
277
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:47,441
- What kind of lame excuse is that?!
- You gotta be kidding me!
278
00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:50,281
- This is ridiculous!
- We want answers!
279
00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:52,614
She's having her period.
280
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:58,594
We have an official statement
for all the concerned cities...
281
00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:01,198
...about the snake we can't put out.
282
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:05,868
- "We're sorry. Our bad."
- Thank you. That is all.
283
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:09,496
POOL CLOSED
284
00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:18,148
Okay. No first graders around.
I can swim to the deep end.
285
00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:21,980
Okay. I can do it.
I can do it.
286
00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:24,350
I can- I'm gonna make it.
287
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,725
- How many summer days left?
- A lot.
288
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:35,265
- I want it to snow.
- It doesn't matter. This snake will kill everyone.
289
00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:38,735
- Buenos gracias, boys.
- Hi, Uncle Jimbo.
290
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,667
Why the long faces?
291
00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:42,602
- We're bored.
- There's nothing to do.
292
00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:47,006
I don't think those are problems
Tijuana bottle rockets can't solve.
293
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,168
- Hooray!
- Hooray!
294
00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:51,744
Careful with those.
Those are dangerous.
295
00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:57,746
- Point them away from your eyes.
- These are huge!
296
00:20:58,223 --> 00:21:02,626
Look at them. Look how much happiness
firepower can bring to a child.
297
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:11,464
Hey, look!
We blew up the snake!
298
00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:14,663
The ash from the snake
is putting the flame out.
299
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:18,742
How do you like that?
Bottle rockets saved the Fourth of July.
300
00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:19,899
Hooray!
301
00:21:22,714 --> 00:21:25,911
I'm gonna make it.
I'm gonna make it to the deep end.
302
00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:29,611
I did it! I did it!
I made it to the deep end!
303
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,380
Hooray for me!
304
00:21:31,556 --> 00:21:34,389
The snake's been destroyed!
The pool's open!
305
00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:41,792
Oh, no!
You sons of bitches!
306
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,731
Oh, sons of bitches!
307
00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:47,332
They put out the snake!
308
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:54,142
Yes. Apparently my plan to blow up
the snake worked perfectly.
309
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,406
Hey, look! It's snowing.
310
00:21:56,848 --> 00:22:00,306
Well, it's snowing black ash,
but what the hell?
311
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:08,092
- Winter's back!
- Wow. It's a black blizzard.
312
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:09,989
Where's Mr. Hat?
313
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:13,131
I'm through with Mr. Hat.
He's a two-timing whore.
314
00:22:13,298 --> 00:22:17,325
From now on, you're all gonna
be learning from Mr. Twig.
315
00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:20,596
That's right, children.
I'll see you in the fall.
316
00:22:20,772 --> 00:22:21,761
I can hardly wait.
317
00:22:25,777 --> 00:22:29,543
Hey, children, everybody!
I'm back! I'm back from Aruba!
318
00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:31,239
What the-?
319
00:22:32,784 --> 00:22:35,014
- Hey, Chef.
- How's it going?
320
00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:39,120
Howdy, Chef.
How was your summer vacation?
321
00:22:39,825 --> 00:22:44,387
Okay, everybody get in a line
so I can whup all your asses.
322
00:22:45,305 --> 00:22:51,404
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