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Hello, Professor.

Who are you?

I'm a cat.

Some sort of cat woman?

Exactly.

The cat woman.

I know all about you.

Take a look at this and tell me, is it dangerous?

Yes.

What if this was to get into the city's milk supply?

What would it do?

All mutations.

Death.

Well, now for the important question, Professor.

If you want to enjoy a little bit of freedom, then I am going to need you to

share the antidote with me.

You can make an antidote, can't you?

Professor.

Well, I wouldn't know how to design anything that's advanced anyway.

Unless I go down to Brazil and extract the Carnal Mist myself from the Amazon.

Or break into the Gothard City Museum.

They got some there.

So I break into Gothard City Museum.

What's next?

Well, part two is breaking into the asylum.

Dealing with a complete lunatic who knows how to do the other part of it.

Hmm.

So I free the Joker from Gothard City Asylum, break into

Gothard City Museum, steal the Carnal Mist.

That's it.

Guess I'll be seeing you soon, Professor.

Nice place you've got here, Art Deco.

I still see that you're seeing the lighter side of things.

You're in no position to be laughing.

Hello, kitty.

Nice.

new little friends.

Did you okay?

Just a pretty little girl that decided to see the

funny side of life.

Well, I guess you've been really bad, huh? Caged inside of a cage.

Ha! We like it! We like it! We like it!

You see?

This bar never opens.

I'm here to strike a deal, Joker.

How and why should we

do a deal with you?

Because who else is going to let you out of these bars, huh?

Here, we'll lend you a helping claw.

What is this dancing with the freaks?

I believe I need to just get to business.

Oh, you're just no fun at all, are you?

All you want is us.

It'll help you see the world!

Come on.

Oh

Oh.

I could use your whip right now.

Bye.

Yeah!

Ah!

All the way down. All the way down.

Yeah, let me hold it for you.

There you go.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

You like that?

You could put your face on my pussy.

I'll never be a big cocky like that. Oh, Joker.

Like that. Like that.

I'm so proud.

Let's see you up there.

It's a pretty little plant.

That's my joe cat.

Yeah, I bent over and dropped that right onto my fingers.

Oh, where's the formula for your compound?

Well, we don't keep it here, do we?

Well, how do I know you'll keep your word when I get you out of here?

Because.

Super chick.

Super chick.

I believe you.

We thank you.

I'm the Catwoman.

And, uh, you're Boss Lovato?

Mm -hmm. I've heard about you and your many skills.

I'm gonna need you to do me a favor.

At the Gothard City Museum, you'll find the Amazon vase.

In it, the Carnal Mist.

I'm gonna need you to bring that to me. And upon doing so, I'll cut you into a

handsome piece of the profit.

You're not going to do to me what the Joker did to me, are you?

Silly girl.

The Joker and I aren't even from the same...

Come

on, move it!

We haven't got all night.

Ah, that's the piece we came for, okay?

I told you you have to be careful.

Quit it with that myth mumbo -jumbo. There's only one thing to be scared of

this dusty joint, and that's me.

We have to say incantations.

Otherwise, you will leave the forces trapped inside.

What's inside this, Miss Curator, is the missing ingredient to the formula I

need. I know, but... Oh, who cares?

No!

No! The incantations!

Too bad this mythic mist won't let you use your super powers.

Thank you.

Thank you.

um um

Ugh!

Amen.

Thank you so much.

juicy little fucking pussy.

Push my head down.

Thank you.

You look so cute.

Stop that trick on my face.

I'm mad.

I'm so proud of you.

So cute, suck it.

Oh no!

Oh my god.

I'm

gonna

feed it to you, fucking cunt.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, yes yes yes yes

Oh, my God.

the potion to help people.

Exactly.

Then I don't need to use my powers against you.

Do you like my flower?

Why?

It's not about good or bad.

It's about the money, baby.

And you're worth a wondrous amount of money to the Joker.

Take it away.

And so, with the spate of supervillain activity casting a dark shadow over

Gothard City, we turn to Professor Beebe of the National Institute for Criminal

Studies. Professor.

What, Natasha?

With this bat and his partner just going at it in a trans -reality type of

attack, I would have to say that the baddies are just having a field day with

this. Sure, and what can be done about this?

Well, the good news is that they are pretty much fighting amongst themselves.

So all Melissa's events, it's really not causing any harm to us. No. Okay. Well,

in the new special tonight, we actually have a guest.

who may be able to give us more insight into the questions raised.

If you'd like to follow me to the interview couch.

Sure.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Joker.

You have got to be joking.

That's my line.

Okay, so Joker, apparently you're considering a career on the celeb

Well, actually, I brought a little present along to show you.

So, I can open it if you don't mind.

Super Chick, what are you doing here?

Not so fast.

Joker, with Gothard's protectors all in another dimension, I guess it's up to me

to deal with all the crazies.

Now, now, super chick, honey.

Look, I just brought along a little present, although...

Mmm.

Yeah,

that would mean it's a trip.

That's better.

All right, what's going on here?

Yeah,

I think super chicken needs a head.

Oh, no!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's it. That was a super cheeky.

I need to swallow.

Whoa.

to help Super Chick to fly.

That's it.

Thank you.

Joker -eye.

Great interview, news chicks.

I

remember,

Professor.

Crazy as...

Super duper powers are getting snicked and sliced.

So until it's time to take you to the Joker, we got you all safe and snuggled

up.

Maybe we should let her out. What do you think? Yeah.

You won't run away, will you?

No. Too much smoke in the air.

can't believe

Thank you.

Thank you.

That's me where the trick is.

Thank you.

At least we've got a super chick in the next room. Yeah.

Come on.

You're doing such a good job, pretty little kitty.

Pump that right into Gothard City Milk Supply.

And the whole city will be safe.

Hold it right there, cat bag.

Well, look who we have here. If it isn't the long arm of the law.

Or, should I say, long face.

Well, the city deserves a milky face. But I'll be damned if I'm going to let

some feline freak like you stop us. Who are you anyways?

Well, don't you remember, Harvey?

No.

Am I supposed to?

Pause for thought.

Totally prepped. I knew it.

Looking for something, Miss D?

Looking for something way beyond your pay grade?

I... no.

Sticking your nose into places that it doesn't belong.

Miss D?

What you need to do is stick

your nose right here.

Ah.

Ah.

Cool. Tee's my boss all day. We're fine, honey.

Oh yeah, I'm looking right at you.

Now I'm going to get up on my desk.

The same desk you were breaking into.

I want you to crawl up there and I want you to stick my dick inside you. Mm

-hmm. You understand me? Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah, it's a good fucking hat.

Oh, shit, that's my dirty drum.

Check my big cock out. I'll take it now.

I'll take it now.

I'll take it now.

I'll take it now.

I'll take it now.

Ah.

You should get dressed.

I want to talk to you about your position here.

Miss D.

Yes?

I want to thank you for your last executive service.

Last?

What do you mean, last?

Hello, Harvey.

What?

I should have known you'd double -cross me, Joker!

You did very well for Papa.

Come on now.

Come on. There.

Just rest your little super cheeky head.

And now

the milk is

mine.

Good luck.

Joker, what's all that smoke?

My remote control and the smoke from the

milk compound have interacted, thus producing a potentially

lethal...

but very sexy combination.

Hmm.

I'm going to see you. Yeah?

Yeah. Can I bounce you?

Fuck me harder.

Fuck me harder.

Come on.

Come on.

Grab one of those hips and fuck me harder. Fuck me harder.

Yeah.

This is not a step.

Come and see the sign.

I don't

see why Phoebe is joking.

There you go, kitty.

A little bit for you, kitty cat, too.

There's always plenty of cream to go around in this place.

Time to get this smile out of here.

Oh no!

You know, a lot of people ask me

how I got this face.

And I tell them, don't ask.

Can you still save Gothard?

This cat never runs out of her special melt.

Next time, Joker.

Next time.