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There she is, our star of the hour. How
are you doing tonight, Chyna?
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Ben?
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Stephanie. Well, it's good to see the
McMacaronis all in one place.
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Why is that, Chyna?
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Well, that's because I can imagine
smashing both your heads together in one
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mushy mess without even traveling.
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You're not still peeved about our
little... You know it's not.
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I mean...
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Peeved since your daughter stole my man
and peeved since your darling daughter
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ruined my career because you had to back
her up? Oh no, I'm not peeved. As a
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matter of fact, peeved isn't even a word
that I would even use.
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What word would you use? I would use
royally pissed.
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Or maybe even a smooth homicidally
vengeful. Yeah, that would be my feeling
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towards you and your cross.
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Clan.
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Dad, China's being mean to me.
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Now, now.
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You two lovebirds break it up. We have
business to tend to. Nothing to tend to,
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okay? I already said that I would agree
to your little fuck -a -thon.
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Fuck -a -mania.
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Yeah, whatever.
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Hey, you asked me to come.
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I came. Now, if you would do me the
favor, okay, before I nail you and your
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-bitch daughter to the floor, um, get
the fuck out, okay, dick?
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There is one other thing.
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You see, you have to win Jizzapalooza.
Otherwise, I just have a lot of dick
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swinging in the wind with no pussy to
cream on.
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As much as Austin and Rock want to fuck
each other, it ain't gonna happen. Not
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on my watch.
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Okay, what's the take?
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Well, see, the change happens after you
win the Jizzapalooza match.
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See, I've decided to add one more fight.
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This is going to be a real superstar
matchup.
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It's going to be you and two guys.
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One you can beat, and one you can't.
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Well, who are the two guys, and why
can't I make them both come?
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A is the prize, and B...
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I promised this guy that he could win.
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You see, he doesn't wrestle that much
these days, and he wants to look good.
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Whatever. Okay? You just don't make him
jizz, and you double your rate.
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Are we cool?
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Great.
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Catch your eyes.
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Hold on a minute, scumbag.
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The way I figure it is, if I can't make
your mystery man a company, I'm losing
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out on one last forecast.
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And that would be unfair.
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So we might have to do something about
that.
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What do you suggest?
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I've got two words for you.
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Get on your knees and suck it.
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Daddy, we don't have to, do we?
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Yes, honey.
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Zoinks!
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Never hear the end of it.
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Yes, Dad.
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because he did so good.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God. Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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I knew you'd do it this way. I wouldn't
have canceled your contract so long ago.
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Yeah.
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right down there.
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Yes.
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Fuck yes,
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yes
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, fuck yeah.
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Oh, she feels so good, Daddy.
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So good.
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Take care of her.
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Take care of her.
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Mmm.
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Yeah, take that. I got it. Come on.
Yeah.
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You love it. Come on. Uh -huh. Come on.
Yeah.
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Oh.
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Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Fuck yeah.
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Rub that. Yeah.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, fuck. It's so deep, isn't it?
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It's so deep.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so
amazing. Come on, yeah.
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It's so good.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh,
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yeah,
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yes. Oh,
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yeah, fuck, I don't like that. Come on.
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Yeah. Vicky fucking come.
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You like fucking my dad, don't you?
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Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh.
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Uh -huh.
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Uh -huh. Uh
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-huh.
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Yes. Yes. Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Yes. Stay in that fucking pussy. Come
on, girl.
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Come on.
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Oh, fuck yeah, Chyna. Yeah, make me cum.
Come on. Oh,
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yeah. Right there. Keep going.
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Oh, here we go.
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and welcome to the D 'Antonio Ballet
Arena for the world's very first Puckle
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Mania.
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Tonight, we will be featuring two bouts.
The first, a Jiu -Jitsu loser
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extraordinaire, featuring the one and
only Chyna.
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Doing bouts with the most talented bunch
of dick -slingers the wrestling world
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has ever known.
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Whoever wins the Jiu -Jitsu loser will
then go on to the second bout of the
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evening, the Puckle Mania Championship.
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that will pit the winner of the first
match against not one, but two of the
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legendary names in all of wrestling.
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This promises to be an electric pair of
matchups, featuring more jizz on the
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floor than my apartment after a Golden
Girls marathon.
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So without further ado,
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out tough with one giant squat bra.
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Let him hear it.
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Rhett is allergic to sunlight. That's
why he wears his sunglasses everywhere
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goes. He hails from the first family of
wrestlers straight out of Canada,
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trained by his father, Stuart, who also
has a massive cock.
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Flex it up. He buys his underwear three
sizes too small.
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He's got moves like the backward double
dip.
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Guys, it took Bret Hart seven years to
write his autobiography, and it was a
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-up book.
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It's four pages long.
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Once he wrestled, then he didn't, then
he did. The end.
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He punched his air.
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He doesn't care.
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He's Bret Hart.
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La, la, la, la, la, I am Steve.
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La, la, la.
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This guy doesn't mind being hated.
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And he also doesn't mind being
fellaciated.
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That's a word, people. That's a word.
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Good Lord, was he just trying to talk?
That was horrific.
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This guy's no stranger to being booed.
He's also no stranger to boning.
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Look at that package.
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The man with the golden diaper.
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And the bun's a seal.
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He points in anger. He flexes in
happiness.
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Enough with the working out the legs. We
get it. This guy's loud, obnoxious, and
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stupid.
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Kiss those guns.
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Brush those teeth.
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Say hi, I'm Keith.
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The man in the shorts, John Cena.
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Go, John Cena!
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Nice pajamas.
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I guess with the camo shorts and the
hat, and then you wave your hand.
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That's some serious hiding technique.
And he likes to pretend he's in the
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military. Because if you look at him
close, you must be a really... Oh, well,
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the salute proves you're really in the
military.
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This man put out a rap album.
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Ah, you can't see me. So apparently it's
a theme with this guy.
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Oh,
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he is the champion indeed.
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Never had a cooking show, but he loves
talking about what's in his kitchen.
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The Rock!
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Look at that gut, ladies!
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And what a keen sense of smell he has!
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He smells pussy and yet there's only two
ladies in the house tonight!
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Those two ladies are indeed getting far!
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Don't call Steve Austin!
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Don't call Steve Austin Stone Boom!
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Fuck it!
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Drink beer! Quote the Bible! This guy's
a mystery!
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Look at him! Got him off the weight
there since the last time he's wrestled.
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But I know he's badass still.
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And he loves giving the finger.
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Watch your ass, China.
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Oh, it's the Predator from Planet
Weirdo.
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Look at him go.
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Oh, he does, in fact. Is he doing the
robot?
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Who is this fucking guy?
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With the ultimate dickbag.
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Oh, I really hope this guy doesn't get
any.
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Nobody likes clowns, motherfucker.
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What? What's this?
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Oh, no!
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Ladies and gentlemen!
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Unbelievable!
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Not supposed to be here tonight, but
showed up anyway!
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Triple H!
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The badass in the black bikini briefs
with the elbow pads and the niaboo.
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He's kinda sick.
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So who knows what could happen? Things
could get thrifty.
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But he is down to fuck.
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Take a bow, buddy.
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Stimulate these business.
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Stay hydrated, buddy. You're going to be
losing a lot of fluid.
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Wardrobe, let's get a look at that
mustache.
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This is going to get rough.
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Let's get busy.
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Bend the fake bar for us one more time.
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Oh, good lord, this is the ring?
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Here it is.
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This is like basically a king -sized
bed, ladies and gentlemen.
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And they are going to do some damage.
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Here she is, the lady of the evening.
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What we've all been waiting for.
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Rubbing our cocks in anticipation.
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Getting busy.
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She doesn't care. She'll take them all.
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China!
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Oh, that is some fuckable ass.
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Oh, doctor, look at those legs.
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They're torn for miles.
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Only the clown gets hurt too.
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I am sheep of some of those titties.
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And breath a hitman hug. Oh, she goes to
town on the sheep's balls.
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Oh, she's up again.
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She doesn't care. Wrap it up, wrap it
up.
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Oh, yes, it punched. Nobody likes a
clown, I told you that. She punched the
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clown. And now the rock is getting his
dig.
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Better get that finger around for the
rusty nail.
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Oh, she's feeling it, ladies.
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Oh, look at this.
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She's moving on to Stone Cold Prison,
Pat.
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I don't know what this is. It looks
pretty horny, though.
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He calls this the Bronco Bucker.
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John Cena. Hey, where's your middle
part, Cena?
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Oh, there they are.
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Yeah, those camouflage shorts ain't
hiding anything anymore.
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Press a hit, man. Oh, what? That was a
weird move.
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A lot of rubbing.
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Should have done leg lifts before this.
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Oh, my God.
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Looks like this match is getting
underway.
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Yes, sir.
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Fuck me.
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I love my fucking wife.
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Oh yeah, baby.
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So fucking deep. Take my balls.
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Let me see your tongue.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Yeah, stay there.
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on her face.
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Yeah.
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All the way.
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Smack it, fellas.
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Smack that fucking little bitch.
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Big tough China.
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Big fucking tough China.
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Oh.
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Oh, shit.
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Blow the clown. No, no, blow the clown.
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Open your mouth.
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I give everyone that little mouth.
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put in my mouth.
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You want to come?
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Dare you.
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Dare you. Do it.
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Yeah.
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He wants to come.
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Do it. You want to come?
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You do?
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Oh, God.
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Fuck her.
266
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No, don't you grab her.
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Don't you grab her.
268
00:43:38,990 --> 00:43:43,190
She's slipping, she's slipping. Yeah,
don't hurt her. Fuck me, fuck me.
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Fuck me hard.
270
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:13,560
We all heard her. Oh.
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This is big.
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00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:17,360
Roll.
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00:46:18,340 --> 00:46:22,660
Come on. Yeah, fuck that shit. Come on.
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00:46:23,100 --> 00:46:25,120
Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
275
00:46:27,300 --> 00:46:28,380
Oh, my God.
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Tightest dial, baby.
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Fuck me.
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00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:38,160
Fuck me.
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00:46:47,380 --> 00:46:52,380
China is being banged from every
direction, just like Mormons putting up
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It's something you have to see.
281
00:46:54,620 --> 00:46:55,620
Amazing.
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He's quiet.
283
00:48:43,340 --> 00:48:44,360
Oh, she's mean, too!
284
00:50:28,810 --> 00:50:29,810
What do you mean?
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00:53:07,950 --> 00:53:08,950
Get the fuck out.
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00:53:09,410 --> 00:53:10,410
Hold it.
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00:53:11,610 --> 00:53:13,710
Hold it. Hold your leg. Hold your leg.
Get it real open.
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00:53:14,390 --> 00:53:16,410
Lean back, baby. Lean back. There you
go.
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00:53:18,510 --> 00:53:25,170
You want every dick in you? Yes, I do.
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00:53:25,410 --> 00:53:26,410
Say it.
291
00:53:26,450 --> 00:53:28,790
Say it. I want every dick in me. There
you go. I do.
292
00:53:29,110 --> 00:53:30,150
It feels so good.
293
00:53:30,730 --> 00:53:34,170
It feels so good. It feels so good. Oh,
my God. Get it too far.
294
00:53:35,490 --> 00:53:36,490
Oh, shit.
295
00:54:16,410 --> 00:54:22,250
It seems like the rock's eyes are more
in Austin's ass than China's pussy.
296
00:57:03,660 --> 00:57:07,300
John Cena is fucking away just like a
military man.
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00:57:07,660 --> 00:57:12,260
1 -2, 1 -2, 1 -2, 1 -2, 1 -2, 1 -2.
298
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:23,900
It looks like Stone Cold will not be
able to hold out much longer.
299
00:59:23,310 --> 00:59:24,209
Tell me one.
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00:59:24,210 --> 00:59:25,310
No. Oh.
301
01:00:56,390 --> 01:00:59,230
I don't tell anybody that we're here,
because I'll get fired.
302
01:01:29,230 --> 01:01:30,490
Look at that, that is lovely.
303
01:01:32,330 --> 01:01:33,750
Wow, beautiful.
304
01:01:35,270 --> 01:01:37,010
That is a bucket.
305
01:03:16,970 --> 01:03:17,970
Way down here.
306
01:03:19,070 --> 01:03:21,850
Oh, honey, baby.
307
01:03:23,170 --> 01:03:25,210
Stop that booty dance. We're starting to
splinter right cheek.
308
01:03:28,130 --> 01:03:29,130
Oh.
309
01:03:32,090 --> 01:03:33,810
The booty dance again.
310
01:04:20,270 --> 01:04:21,450
So do I keep it here honey? Yeah.
311
01:05:23,180 --> 01:05:29,310
yellow shorts yellow boots this man meet
business.
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01:05:29,970 --> 01:05:36,770
He wrestled the great Andre the Giant,
Big John Stood, Axel Jim Chuggin, the
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01:05:36,770 --> 01:05:40,910
ultimate warrior, Randy Macho Man
Savage.
314
01:05:41,550 --> 01:05:45,970
But he has remained, and will always be,
one of the greatest wrestlers of our
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01:05:45,970 --> 01:05:49,430
generation, and generation to follow,
Hulk Hogan!
316
01:05:50,810 --> 01:05:54,670
I'm not wrestling, but I love fucking,
and this man is going to do a little bit
317
01:05:54,670 --> 01:05:55,670
of both tonight.
318
01:05:55,950 --> 01:05:57,370
You get him, Hulkster!
319
01:05:58,480 --> 01:05:59,480
The crowd goes crazy.
320
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:04,080
This is going to be the greatest event
you have ever witnessed between any
321
01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:06,000
wrestler and one giant pussy.
322
01:06:07,180 --> 01:06:11,420
Good Lord, he's still at it. Look at him
go. He just threw his shirt to a caring
323
01:06:11,420 --> 01:06:12,420
audience member.
324
01:06:13,140 --> 01:06:17,300
There's going to be some fucking and
some pinning and some stretching and
325
01:06:17,300 --> 01:06:18,300
more fucking.
326
01:06:19,260 --> 01:06:20,420
He's looking good.
327
01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:22,180
This is fantastic.
328
01:06:42,410 --> 01:06:44,410
not tell me who is going to be here
tonight.
329
01:06:44,950 --> 01:06:51,890
Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only,
he's classic like an old car,
330
01:06:52,170 --> 01:06:58,990
like an old airplane, like an old movie,
but like a brand new Ric Flair.
331
01:07:00,730 --> 01:07:02,770
You heard it. Look at that robe.
332
01:07:03,330 --> 01:07:05,250
Classy. Look at that hair.
333
01:07:06,170 --> 01:07:08,250
Whatever. Look good.
334
01:07:08,650 --> 01:07:09,970
She's a palooza.
335
01:07:10,410 --> 01:07:12,950
This is going to be the ultimate match.
336
01:07:14,750 --> 01:07:17,570
And we are off to a great start here.
337
01:07:17,830 --> 01:07:19,890
It is on. We are underway.
338
01:07:20,990 --> 01:07:25,710
Oh, San Fernando Valley, what is going
on?
339
01:07:26,210 --> 01:07:28,230
What's taking so long? Where's China?
340
01:07:28,590 --> 01:07:30,050
It's time for the main event.
341
01:07:41,100 --> 01:07:42,100
Hello there.
342
01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:59,440
I love you I love you
343
01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:13,840
Okay.
344
01:13:29,100 --> 01:13:32,660
20. Say 20. 20. 19.
345
01:13:34,020 --> 01:13:35,060
18.
346
01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:39,280
19. 12.
347
01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:41,420
17. 17.
348
01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:43,160
16.
349
01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:46,420
17. 14.
350
01:13:46,820 --> 01:13:47,820
13.
351
01:14:49,160 --> 01:14:50,360
What's the deal?
352
01:14:50,580 --> 01:14:52,980
It is time for the main event.
353
01:14:53,380 --> 01:14:54,420
Oh, what?
354
01:14:54,920 --> 01:14:56,400
Get an old boat?
355
01:14:57,320 --> 01:14:59,660
Here she is, ladies and gentlemen.
356
01:15:00,060 --> 01:15:01,060
Shida!
357
01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:08,200
Time to get bogged.
358
01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:11,900
What is this move?
359
01:15:12,740 --> 01:15:14,040
Very curious.
360
01:15:14,980 --> 01:15:17,060
Ta -ta, two dicks in her mouth.
361
01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:18,720
Perfect.
362
01:15:20,140 --> 01:15:22,240
Time for the main event, ladies and
gentlemen. I'm going to take it down to
363
01:15:22,240 --> 01:15:23,240
golf voice now.
364
01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:25,360
Hulk Hogan has his penis out.
365
01:15:25,980 --> 01:15:29,100
As does Ric Flair. They both whispering,
suck that cock, suck that cock.
366
01:15:30,220 --> 01:15:31,520
Yes, keep jerking it, Ric.
367
01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:37,840
Oh, yeah. Oh, and Hulk Hogan is wasting
no time just slamming it home.
368
01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:43,200
It's a real hole in one. You know what I
mean. Oh, what's up? Oh, Ric is working
369
01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:44,200
the trap.
370
01:15:44,940 --> 01:15:49,000
He's working the trap. Yep, Ric is
indeed keeping up.
371
01:15:49,430 --> 01:15:50,430
His erection.
372
01:15:51,030 --> 01:15:52,030
Manual.
373
01:15:52,510 --> 01:15:54,830
Hulk Hogan does this automatically.
374
01:15:55,750 --> 01:16:00,610
Oh, they've changed positions now. Oh,
and Hulk is just grabbing that big old
375
01:16:00,610 --> 01:16:01,610
kit.
376
01:16:06,710 --> 01:16:13,450
Removing the corset that was... Oh,
banking actually literally just...
377
01:16:13,450 --> 01:16:15,850
Hulk Hogan banks the corset.
378
01:16:16,170 --> 01:16:18,390
And then Ric Flair got angry and said,
don't stop.
379
01:16:20,049 --> 01:16:23,210
I will slap my cock under a tit.
380
01:16:24,470 --> 01:16:31,370
And you will continue to suck on this
little cock as I keep
381
01:16:31,370 --> 01:16:33,790
just fucking your one tit.
382
01:16:37,110 --> 01:16:41,690
These are things that if a regular
person did to a woman, it would be time
383
01:16:41,690 --> 01:16:42,690
close doors.
384
01:16:42,870 --> 01:16:44,570
The woman would be very angry.
385
01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:25,520
Oh, yeah.
386
01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:38,500
Let me tell you something, China. We
have to have a conversation.
387
01:20:38,740 --> 01:20:39,740
Yes. You and I.
388
01:20:40,220 --> 01:20:41,220
Let's do that.
389
01:20:42,560 --> 01:20:43,600
You never loved me.
390
01:21:38,220 --> 01:21:39,220
That's what I'm talking about, brother.
391
01:24:44,680 --> 01:24:45,680
I don't fucking feel my cut.
392
01:25:59,370 --> 01:26:00,370
Ugh.
393
01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:38,000
Good.
394
01:30:43,980 --> 01:30:44,980
Fuck, they're hot.
395
01:31:30,480 --> 01:31:31,480
Fuck yeah.
396
01:31:31,520 --> 01:31:33,940
Oh, you fucking ass. This is fucking
good. Fuck.
397
01:32:58,280 --> 01:32:59,280
What are you talking about?
398
01:37:09,190 --> 01:37:10,370
We're gonna keep her down.
399
01:37:12,530 --> 01:37:13,610
She's struggling hard.
400
01:40:03,020 --> 01:40:04,280
Ah! Ah!
401
01:40:04,780 --> 01:40:05,780
Ah!
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