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Jennifer Walters?

Detective Conway.

I feel like I've been hit by a truck.

Bullet, actually.

What? Yeah, that's what we want to know.

Why a pretty defense attorney like you got shot in the back.

It must have been trust men.

I don't understand.

We don't either.

Doctors say you were given a blood transfusion before you dropped off.

Bruce?

Bruce? Who's that?

My cousin.

I was with him earlier.

Why don't you tell me what you remember, Miss Walters?

Right. Sorry.

It's coming back to me.

I had a meeting with D .A. Tower earlier today.

Come on, Jen.

You need to be reasonable.

I am.

You want Moncton to testify against Trask.

I want full immunity for my client.

We don't even know what he has on Trask.

You're going to have to trust me. Lou is sitting on dynamite.

I don't know, Jen.

This is a tough sell.

Well, I bet I can close this deal.

Ugly little tie.

Can you give me some more?

Just look at it through your pan.

Mm -hmm.

It's so good.

That was so good.

Do you have a spare minute for your cousin?

Ah, Ruth.

Been forever.

Hi, Jen.

Hi.

Is everything okay?

I need your help, Jen.

What's wrong?

Are you in trouble?

You have no idea.

Have you heard of the Hulk?

Of course.

Every time he destroys a town or city, it's all over the news.

Have you ever wondered why they can never find him?

I never really thought about it, I guess.

It's because he transforms.

He changes.

Into what?

Into a regular guy.

Someone just like everyone else. Someone who blends in.

A scientist.

Bruce, what happened?

Gamma rays and anger. It's a bad combination.

I can't control it, Jen.

Look, I don't want to get you in any danger by helping me. But right now,

government organization there is is after me.

And I've got to stop running.

Well, Bruce, I'm always in danger.

There's a crime mob out there right now that would love to kill me.

A little added stress is... Not my concern.

What?

Do you have protection?

Relax. I'm being a little melodramatic.

But I'm going to help you.

I would hate to live my life turning into a raging grain monster every time I

got angry.

Dr. Stateman, Dr.

Stateman, please.

I've always wanted to be with a cop.

I don't know how hard it is.

So big.

I don't think I can hold it down.

You got any nerves?

watching you.

Hmm.

I'm going to train every lap.

Fucking drop out of your ball.

Okay, come on.

Where am I supposed to go like this?

Whoa.

Whoa, Doofy.

What the fuck am I gonna do now?

Okay.

Of course this is vacation soon.

Does it seem like work? Yes, it does.

You're in your uniform, and I'm in mine.

We're making public appearances.

Just because no one has tried to kill us, that doesn't make it a vacation.

Here.

Why don't you try and find a movie or musical or something?

You like that sort of thing, don't you?

Are we expecting someone?

No. Hopefully it's Dr.

Doom.

I need your help.

So?

You can help me?

I'm not sure.

I tried to cure your cousin several times, but every time he transforms, the

condition mutates.

That's the last of him I'll see for the next few days.

Sorry to spoil your evening.

You haven't, unless you say no.

No to what?

I can't breathe.

I'm gonna take this off.

Thank you.

So good So wet

You

like that?

Yeah

I'm so wet

I don't know if I want to be cured of this life.

I'm going to start with a dermal punch.

Good idea.

Probe the brain stem right at the moment of transformation.

Hey, assholes!

I'm right here.

Those restraints are going to hold, right?

Of course.

A She -Hulk, huh?

Once we isolate the unique reaction that causes the transformation, we will use

it to create our own super soldier.

A replacement for the lost serum that created Captain America?

and the Red Skull.

This is an exciting moment.

Come here!

Kneel!

My disappointment will mean your death.

Yes, Madam Hydra.

Amen.

Hmm.

Amen.

Oh my god.

Oh, my God.

Oh, man.

Oh my god.

Oh

Give it to me.

This should initiate the transformation.

You're really gonna regret that.

Who's got trouble?

Get down to all units!

Nighthawk.

Close. Hawkeye.

You look familiar, too.

My cousin.

I'm the sexier version.

These idiots here tried to make a Seahawk army.

She okay.

I'm out here setting up a west coast branch of the Avengers.

I could use a little extra muscle.

Are you propositioning me?

Hey, look, I didn't mean anything by it.

I do.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Yeah.

not tell Mockingbird about this?