Original subtitles

Oh.

be sexually satisfied.

Where are we now?

Uh, over Earth.

Oh, Los Angeles to be exact.

Well, then show me the moon.

Right up there on that screen.

Furry little creatures, aren't they?

Oh, I can't believe you're allowing me to touch the royal combs!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

The royal pussy.

Oh, it's so sexy. May I touch it?

Yes, you may.

Oh, yeah.

That's nice.

Very sexy.

Wow.

It's not too forward of me.

Not at all.

How would you like to be friends?

Ah!

You're such a fucking naughty slut.

Oh, go on, you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, bit my sweet ass open. Oh, yeah, I want more.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Uh -huh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah, you naughty fucking bitch.

Oh, oh, yeah, take that.

Give it to me.

Give it to me, yeah? Oh yeah, ride that fucking cock like that. Oh yeah, you

want that fucking cock?

Fucking naughty little bitch.

going on there?

How dare you touch the royal cones?

But, Queenie, I'm your poofy pie.

Ah, for his head!

Oh, shit!

Now? Are you sure?

Hurry up or I'll do it myself!

This is gonna hurt you.

A lot more than it's going to hurt me.

My name is Professor Pittenheimer.

I am Director of Extraterrestrial Pitties, I mean, Studies.

And I am Lieutenant Lefty, as in Busty.

That's the damn sure.

As I was saying, I've been monitoring the spacecraft ever since it entered our

atmosphere.

I couldn't believe that you crashed into Hollywood Hill.

Two, three, four, five, six blocks away from our headquarters.

Unbelievable.

Ew.

Hmm.

You're pretty cute for a... A

male. Excuse me.

Oh.

We'll get many...

Aliens around here.

Especially the big, fussy, juicy aliens.

Welcome to Earth.

We'll be right back.

What's that?

Um, that's a man from Tittenheimer.

Professor Tittenheimer.

Take him to the specimen holding lab now.

Yes, ma 'am. Come with me. Come with me, sir.

I don't get paid enough for this. Shouldn't get my new show.

We're live.

Oh. This is Betty Bangit with KTVFU with a special report.

Women of Earth Martians are abducting our husbands.

There's havoc in the Hollywood Hills. We go now to live footage.

Excuse me, ma 'am, this is Officer Booby Lover.

The perimeter is unsecured. You and the crew must leave immediately, right now.

Fuck off.

No, you fuck off.

No, you fuck off. No, you fuck off. You gotta go.

You gotta go.

Oh, yeah?

Go.

Anything to say now, Officer Booby Noober?

Women of Earth, let the Martians take your husbands, please.

And until next time, this is Betty Bang with KTVF Youth.

God damn it!

Didn't have to let the shit hit the fan this time.

He couldn't stop a simple thing like an invasion if his balls depended on it.

This is going to send my re -elected campaign fund right into the crapper.

In fact, the Republicans are going to want that money back if they escape the

aliens.

Buddy?

Yes, Mr.

President? Please have private pussy liquor.

Tuck up my campaign cash and meet me in the Oval Office, okay, please?

But, sir, you sent private liquor to Hollywood to secure the alien crash

You're right.

You're right.

Well, I'll see you in five to ten.

Looks like it's just you and me.

You better scram before the...

angry Republican wives get here.

Lieutenant Lusty, come back.

Don't leave me here.

Wow.

Unbelievable.

I have never seen so many humongous suitors in the same place.

Silence.

Hey, boss.

It's kind of cute.

What is it?

How many times have I told you? It's not boss.

It's General Pease.

Yes, boss. General Pease, ma 'am.

Excuse me. I hate to break up this special large moment, but is Lieutenant

Leslie coming back?

I felt such a connection with her.

No. I've been instructed by the Queen to prepare the equipment. The Queen? The

Queen who?

I want Lieutenant Leslie.

Leslie!

You know, if it doesn't work out between you and the Queen, give me a call.

Get over here now.

Gotta go.

Yes, Pop. What can I do?

Come here.

Hey.

What about me?

Lieutenant Lusty wouldn't leave me hanging.

What is with you, Martians?

Hello?

What about me?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

I feel like I'm going to die.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

God. Oh,

my God.

What about me

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I love it

Oh, it's so warm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

that's beautiful.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's great.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

corp.

Oh, I love your tongue.

Oh, yes, so beautiful.

Oh, you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're beautiful.

Oh, yes. Oh,

yes.

Oh,

my clit. Oh,

yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Nice wet towel.

Give me that nice wet towel.

So delectable.

So smooth.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I love your pussy. Oh, I love your pussy. Oh,

I love your pussy. Look at me.

Look at me. Oh,

beautiful. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

it's a beautiful mouth.

Oh, you're kidding me.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Beautiful.

Oh, I love your present.

Oh, yes. Yes.

Yeah, very.

Oh

I would do this every day.

Oh, get right in there.

So nice.

So nice.

So nice.

Good.

Thank you.

Is the specimen ready yet?

Yes, Queen.

Where are you taking it?

Enter

the

Queen's chamber.

Slippery floor.

Drop your pen.

Queen, no foreplay?

What's foreplay?

You do this.

Do me a favor. Just bend over that sweet Martian ass.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

I look like that sweet Marcia pussy baby.

Oh, that cunt's so wet.

The barrier stays deep inside me.

You gotta lick me.

Oh, my boy.

Oh, look at me.

oh my

god

yeah

Oh, yeah.

I know you did.

I'm fucking ready to cum.

Oh, I just want you to fucking shit.

I need to see your big dick.

I can't show you my big dick.

I'll save it for the Queen.

No,

you idiot.

Earth, big dick.

Take me to your leader.

I am not going anywhere.

Lord, lord, lord, lord, lord.

I feel...

Damn, they're rushing. Damn,

I need to collect data for my collection.

Now. Come with me now.

Up, Dustin Pittenheimer. I have strict orders from the Queen. You will take me

to your leader.

Now.

I'm trying to snatch.

Triple it needs to be snatched.

I'm here in charge of the queen's quality control unit, and I'm here to

you, or to find the queen.

So take your pants off.

You don't have to speak to me. I have feelings, too.

All right, all right.

I'm so rough.

Drop your pants.

Now. Drop them.

All right.

Hurry up.

you cotton.

Thank you.

Mmm.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

um

Thank you.

um um

Ah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh yeah.

You're packed. Now get dressed and get back in your cell.

Holy hooters!

Wrong. I'm Major Mellon.

Yeah, I could see that.

I am here on a mission for Queen Cones.

She is looking for the perfect big dick. Are you the perfect big dick?

Well, I've been told I have one. On more than one occasion, of course.

I am President Bushwacker, and it is my honor to meet you guys.

I'm sorry, sir.

They stuck the location right out of me. I had no choice. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're a rat. Get out of my way.

Now, where is Private Pussy Lake? He had no chance.

He really didn't.

I mean, they're all over him, like bees on honey. They killed him?

Are you kidding me? It was an orgy. It's the greatest thing I've ever seen in my

life. Cones everywhere.

Dip ones, big ones, melons, hooters. It was gigantic.

It was unbelievable.

It's the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life. Oh, man, I've got to take

there. It was beautiful.

This is great.

I've always wanted to do that to that guy.

You know?

Now that I think about it, the Republicans are not going to want their

back. I can probably charge admission.

This is great.

I think.

I'm here to get a sample for Queen Combs.

The perfect dick.

A sample to take back with me to my ship.

Well, what's all the rush? Can't we kiss first?

No. No.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, hey.

Oh, my.

Oh.

I think Herman liked you.

You know,

once you go green,

you're slightly green.

Look at that.

No, I don't think so.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yes, oh

Oh.

Look at that beautiful gaping hole.

Excuse me, President Bushwhacker, Secretary Ashcrack is waiting on line

You tell that Mr.

Ashcrack to go bust some porn stars, whatever, okay?

Right now, I'm deeply probing an alien, okay?

who takes right from Earthlings called Missionary Physicians.

Earthlings called Commonwealth of the Earthly Physicians. Thanks for

Last one.

It's the last drop.

But now.

What happened?

Your leader was adequate.

Thank you. But I must take you both back. Adequate? To the specimen lab.

The queen comes.

Back to the cell. You see the queen? Both of you.

Let's go. The queen.

The queen.

It's the last time I work for you. Most of it.

Help. Can't take it anymore.

Cans, cones, booths, jugs. Lots of money.

Ugh.

Look at Bob.

Sell them.

Buy the timer.

It's a blue ball special.

What are you looking at?

Turn around.

Turn around. Yes.

Hey, Bushy.

Bushy, this asshole is President Bushwhacker to you.

Okay, now why don't you make like a good soldier and get me the fuck out of

here?

Yes, sir.

Tie it up, sir.

Yeah, I can see that.

Well, you wouldn't very much use your country anyway.

I send you on one little itty -bitty mission, and what do you do?

You fuck half the big -titted ladies in the galaxy.

You suck.

Good servant to your president.

Get out of here!

Before Mrs.

Bushwacker finds out that I've been munching on Martian mud.

Hey, hey.

How much fiber?

Oh, nice. Good, good. Keep digging. Come on, come on, come on. Move. We're

losing daylight.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Bushwacker. I feel like that.

Thank you. I feel like that.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Found it, boss. What's that?

The 36, 24, 36.

Equipment.

Let's go get it out of here. All right.

Be right back.

All right, boss.

I think so.

Okay.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come

on

How do you know?

I've done it.

You bitch!

You stole my queen!

That's it.

Camera work to stop.

Off with their heads!

Terrible idea, terrible idea.

Now what do we do?

All of the baby addicted dead.

I guess we'll have to search the galaxy for a more obedient species.

We'll be right back.