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Oh, Benny Tetherstreet, why do I spend my nights and days with you?

There must be so much adventure in the world and magic.

I'm dead and tormented by my guardian and baron. Alice!

It is him I must endure even in silence.

Where is that wretched girl?

Ah, there you are, wretched girl. Why do you not answer? I have not told you to

happen to my every word.

Bye.

Silence!

Stand up.

Stand up, I say.

Yes, more obedience required, methinks.

Now, turn away so I do not have to suffer that pretty face.

That's what I need.

Now my day will be more obedient, won't you?

Yes, you can.

Yes.

One pinch here.

Oh yeah.

Bye.

I need to push.

Look down on the cup.

That's it.

To the other way.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's it.

Yeah. Yeah.

Good morning.

Ugh.

Just like that.

if you can give some satisfaction, young wretch.

And remember, next time I call, you answer.

Must be something so confident.

Drink me.

But why?

Because why? It's all the same to me.

A talking bottle?

Surely not.

If you stop at a stopper, you'll never get better.

Better at what, I pray?

If drinking is drinking, it's better than sinking.

But surely my circumstances cannot be worse.

So rose red lips shall kiss in wonderland.

Okay, bottoms up.

Anything different?

I think not.

You!

about anyway.

Stop fighting.

Let's start at the beginning.

What are you fighting over?

Let's do it with some manners.

Unauthorised Rattling! The Queen shall hear of this!

Fight your parents!

No, stop fighting!

Can't you make love on a day like this?

Good point!

Oh.

Thank you.

Bye.

Yeah.

Would you like to play a whistle?

Oh no!

I think that's definitely enough play for today.

Hello yourself.

And who are you?

I'm Alice of the Mirror.

But I'm Alice.

We'll see about that.

Can you do this?

Hmm. Well, can you do this?

Well, can you do this?

Let's settle this, shall we?

come into my world.

Oh, just a mirrored dream.

I wonder.

Maybe not.

It's a wonderful wonderland.

Good day, sis.

I have a message for the Duchess. It's from the White Rabbit.

The soup is ruined!

Ruined, I say!

Excuse me, my message.

Soup! Soup!

Where's that rabbit from my soup?

Mum, I've got a message for you. It's from the White Rabbit.

Message?

Dear Dee, sorry could not provide bunny boiler.

Please take bearer of this note instead.

Yours. Hmm.

So you will be my pudding pie.

Prepare the dish.

Oh, mostly not me.

The boys fuck you now.

Get your cock down.

Do you like that cock in your mouth?

Yeah?

Get nice and hard so you can fuck.

Don't leave the other one out.

Stay with them both.

One of them is liquid, so you can get all wet and then coughs the fuck out of

you.

Would you like to lick me?

Are you looking forward to being fucked by me?

Don't you dare to do it, Alice.

You're not very good at that.

I guess you've done it before.

Spit on that cock.

You feel nice?

You like fingering, do you?

You can feel that cup going in you.

Oh yeah.

This is my pussy.

You should have two cocks for yourself.

The cock tastes nice with all your juices on it. Oh yeah.

Yeah? Oh yeah.

You like bringing a cock inside, don't you?

Take all of that cock right deep inside that little pussy of yours.

Oh, yeah. Yeah?

Oh.

You want it nice and hard, do you?

Yeah, fucking hard.

Oh, yeah, that's good.

It feels good like that.

You like that, don't you?

Oh,

yeah.

It should get nice and wet for you.

One trip down is a trip.

Do you want it harder?

Do you want to be sucked harder?

Do you want that other cock in you?

Suck your tits while you ride that cock.

Thank you. Why don't you fuck that other cock?

You're like jumping down on this cock, are you?

That's why you're trapped with it.

Oh, yeah

It's always essential to start any meal with a good pudding.

Won't you come in my soup, dear?

Sadly, but it wouldn't decline until these two are there.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Come here. That's not how you play croquet at all.

This is how you play... No, you can't use the poor animal.

It's my croquet stick.

You'll hurt him. I won't.

Poor thing.

Here, you take hold of him.

Okay, have it your way.

Run along. Carry on.

Cheat. Bloody girls that cheat.

I'm seeing off as it is, thank you. Are you?

Yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

I can never get it in the hole, you know.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Bluebell, why did the chicken cross the road?

I don't know.

Maybe, just wonder.

Just have some sex.

You guys look like you're in a chiasi, don't you?

Are you sure?

I'm quite sure.

Throw the rope and bring her aboard.

Heave! Heave!

Heave!

Quick!

Man overboard!

Give it a kiss of life!

Bring her over here, Dolores.

Come on, look.

No, get off me. No.

Good afternoon, Mr. Sallis.

What's happening here? They're trying to kidnap me.

Kidnap you? Kidnap you?

Pirates? Pirates?

I'd love to help, you know. I'd love to help, but, you know, I'm late. I'm late

for a very important thing. I'm late. I'm late.

You're beautiful and you're just in time.

Oh, you've got a very full chest, haven't you?

Oh my,

you've got a very full chest.

Mr. Carrot, Mr. Carrot, do you think I could take my ears off?

Um, yes.

Just for a little while.

Just for a while.

Very good.

It's so much easier. I can't hear a thing, but it's so much easier.

Oh, you're a lovely pirate.

Oh, it's so cute.

Oh, you know how to do the bunny blow, don't

you?

Are

you making

my bunny legs, Joe?

Well, you know, as long as the Queen doesn't catch me.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Your life is going to cost me nothing.

Oh.

Has anyone seen my ears? Has anyone seen my ears?

We must find my ears.

Excuse

me

a moment.

That's better.

We've tried reason, haven't we? Yes. Now it's time for force.

Okay, sucker.

This is a Carl's 47, the most powerful handgun under seven thieves.

Now, I can't rightly remember how many shots you fired.

Well, the question is, do you feel lucky, punk?

Well, booyah.

Now, okay, one move and the bunny gets it.

All right, so just stay exactly where you are. Give us all your money. Alice,

Alice, quick, quick, the money, the money.

It's all okay, stay off. The money.

Have you got the money? Have you got the money? You've got the money.

You can have that.

Bye -bye, bye -bye, bye -bye.

Oh,

what's that, Mistress Alice? Oh, sea salt. Oh, sea salt, you naughty girl.

You know the Queen.

You know how scary the Queen is.

Yes. Oh, the Gremlin.

A hundred times scarier than the Queen.

And she'll eat you.

And then she'll eat me. And then she'll eat everyone.

We can try and get this one. But, Mistress Alice, we've got to get you out

here. The pirates must have disturbed everything. We've got to get you out of

here. We've got to get you out of here.

I know. I know. I know. I know.

It's all going to be all right. Look, what we're going to do... Why am I

to you?

What we need to do is, actually, concentrate, concentrate.

You know, you must cultivate a sense of concentration, you know? We can't just

be standing here in the garden chatting when we're going to be eaten by the

griffin.

No, no, no, I remember, I remember. It's very simple.

This is but a portal.

You can go through that way, and with one step, you can come back, so you can

always see us again in Wonderland.

Oh, I do hope so.

Well, I'd love for you to stay a bit longer, but the Gryffin's coming in,

and you know what, don't you?

You're late.

So, Mr. Sallis, quickly, go on. Oh, no, you can't take the money. No, because...

That's Wonderland money, and if you take it to the other side, then that will

all turn into fairy dust, and anything could happen. So, I'd better keep the

money. They don't believe anything these broads say.

I'd better keep the money, and, um, now, I'd better say goodbye.

Oh, I have to, I do have to.

Oh, yes, Mr. Salas. Now, hurry, Mr. Salas, hurry.

Hurry back.