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Oh, hey, Lee. Hi.

Eli, what the fuck?

Guess you figured out what I'm doing, huh?

Yeah.

Why are you putting my fucking pictures on a dating profile online?

I can explain.

Come on in.

Oh, my God.

It's good.

I'm actually really glad you're here because my operation

is going well, but it has hit a bit of a ceiling.

A lot of these guys want to meet up in person.

And I obviously can't do that, but we can team up, you know?

Okay, okay.

I'm like really confused.

What are you doing?

Are you scamming people?

Yeah. No, you got it.

I mean, you know how easy it is for you to go out and get free drinks from guys?

Imagine if you just did that online.

And then you also did it with like a bunch of

different women's pictures and personality stuff.

Okay.

But you like, like, why me?

Why are you using my pictures, Eli?

I've got a whole catalog of every girl my brother's ever dated.

Okay.

I've got their pictures.

I've got different personalities for each of them.

I find out what the guys like.

And then I just sort of cater to them so that they'll give me whatever I want.

You know, I give them attention.

They would give me an organ if I needed them to do.

With you, you are actually one of my top sellers.

And I've got a guy right now who really wants to meet you.

So I think if we team up, we might be able to do big things together.

I mean, you want to house like this, you could have it.

Wait.

Have you seen his pay is, like, for your, for your lifestyle?

This pays for your lifestyle?

You know I'm unhireable.

This is the only way I can survive.

And I'm actually thriving right now.

Okay.

Just show, show me the profiles, Eli.

Gladly.

There's a lot of good stuff in here.

Some pretty cool dudes actually.

I think you're going to like them.

They've definitely liked you.

You are probably my top profile.

People are obsessed with you.

That's very nice.

Yeah.

No, check this out.

I mean, I've got all these women, right?

I can give different personalities to each of them.

But you... For whatever reason, I mean, you are beautiful.

No offense.

But it's been shocking how much they've been wanting to spoil you specifically.

So you're making like a lot of money.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

And I could cut you in if you want to help me out.

Okay.

Well, I'm still mad, Eli.

But it's, it's interesting.

Yeah.

I don't think you'll be so pissed when you're living big and large like me.

Yeah.

Okay.

Um... I don't know.

This is crazy.

crazy for me.

I just still can't believe they're like, give me this much money.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I'm very good at manipulating, right?

I can be the nerdy girl.

I can be the shy girl.

I can be the fun fugitive.

I can be like a long lost stepsister.

I can do it all, right?

I cater to what the guys want because I'm a guy, right?

So I know what boys like.

And it's easy for me.

But with your looks and my brains, we could be living in

the tippy top of the castle at the end of easy street.

Okay.

So who's like your latest guy?

Yeah. So this guy Trent, right?

He is really feeling you.

But he's kind of smart.

And he's started to sense that maybe he's not talking to the real you.

But we get the real you in front of him in 3D.

We may never have to do this again.

Unless it's fun.

And we like want to do a Bonnie and Clyde

type scheme forever, which I'm open to.

But we could potentially retire off Trent and if all goes well.

Yeah.

Okay.

Wow.

Okay.

Show me his show me his profile.

So you have been talking to Trent for a couple months.

And he helped him through the dead of his canary, which was big.

And after that it's been going pretty well.

He's nice.

But he's he's prickly.

And so what are you proposing, Eli?

Like, do you want me to meet this guy?

Yeah.

You just have to go over and sort of prove that

you are the real person that he's been talking to.

So you'll have to kind of maintain the storyline that

I've established and the persona that I've established.

You're going to love her.

Don't worry.

She's great.

Won't be easy.

But I do think I have just the right idea of how we can pull this off.

So this wasn't really what I was expecting.

when I came over here.

But it sounds kind of cool.

And I think I'm in.

Yes. That's what I'm talking about.

All right.

So you've got a lot to learn here.

So his parrot died then his canary.

Well, they both.

It was a really bad accident.

Then you ate a case of you.

I don't think so.

Hey, Eli.

Can you hear me?

Eli?

Eli?

Oh, okay.

Oh, my God.

Eli, I'm so nervous.

I'm nervous too, but it's all right.

You got this.

All right.

I'm going to be in your ear the whole time holding your ears end.

You just got to listen to me, follow my instructions.

And we are going to be gold and Haley.

Okay.

Breathe.

Breathe.

Perfect.

Yes, we got this.

I got my catfish squad here.

And we are going to take over the world together.

I don't know if this is a good idea.

I don't know.

Don't you like feel kind of bad?

Like, it's kind of fucked up.

What we're doing, right?

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

So it's chill chill chill chill. Okay.

Regulate.

You got to regulate.

I've been playing you very demure. Okay.

Coy.

Shy almost virginal.

All right.

Not like you actually are.

No offense.

So just back off.

This guy's got a great bullshit detector.

He can probably tell what you're doing right now

because it does not line up to those messages.

Remember the messages that we studied.

All right.

Oh, my God.

He's here.

Oh, my God.

He saw me.

Okay.

-Hi. -Hi.

Haley, it's nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Welcome to my house.

Lovely place.

Thank you.

Do you want to sit down?

Sure.

Sure.

Okay.

It was beautiful.

I love you in that dress.

Oh, thank you.

You're so handsome yourself.

Oh, thanks.

Yeah.

You're even more beautiful than your pictures.

Thank you.

I didn't expect you to be this flirty though.

I'm nervous.

I'm just a little nervous.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's okay.

I want you to be comfortable.

Very comfortable.

Why don't you tell me a little bit more about yourself.

Yeah.

Perfect.

Yes.

Let him talk about himself.

He loves doing that.

Well, you know, I work in mergers and acquisitions.

And we actually acquired a really interesting company this week.

They're doing, it's a biotech firm and they're doing gene editing with CRISPR.

I don't understand a lot of the technical parts of it, but really cutting edge stuff.

And so it should be a huge acquisition for us.

Oh, that's really cool.

Yeah.

Thanks.

So, I mean, have you thought about college anymore?

I mean, not that your 21, are you making that transition?

Or,

I don't think college is really for me, you know?

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Hailey, you want to go to college.

I know that you don't want to go to college, but you want to go to college.

Remember, you were a dancer and now you want to go to college to become a scientist.

Yeah, really.

You're going to stick with dancing.

Um, no.

What I mean is I was thinking more of like university.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's great.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So... Which ones?

You know, just like all those Ivy league ones.

Because my family went to a couple, you know, real nice schools.

I was thinking I could like follow in their footsteps.

Well, I mean, you're a very smart girl, so that doesn't surprise me.

Thank you.

Yeah.

I'm really interested in science actually.

I think that would be a really fun, you know, topic for me to explore.

Yeah.

Very cool.

Well, maybe you can help me understand some more of this CRISPR gene editing stuff.

that I'm, you know, getting invested in.

So.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yeah.

You're so cute.

Oh, thanks.

So are you.

You know, you're looking better than your picture.

Oh, wow.

Thanks.

It's just like a hard to imagine because your picture is always so nice.

You're a really good flirt.

You know that.

Oh, no.

You're funny.

Yes.

That's what I'm talking about, Haley.

I'm so glad you made the trip over here.

It was nice to finally meet you.

Yeah.

You know, I mean, we hit it off so well online.

And I figured, you know, couldn't wait to meet you in person.

I feel like we just really had like a strong connection.

Just just even over the messages.

You know, I just felt like just something different than what I usually feel.

Yeah.

Absolutely.

You definitely stood out for sure.

And you know, I loved our whole conversation back and forth.

And I figured this would be a really good match that we could, you know,

help each other out.

Yeah.

I like that. -Yeah

You can pop the brakes a little bit if you want to.

We're doing good without you giving up the goodies.

Are we moving too fast?

I don't usually do this, but I just feel such a connection with you.

-Yeah,me too. -I hope you don't mind.

I hope you don't mind.

Think less of me.

No, no, no.

Oh.

How did you come up with that?

Oh, my God.

You know, I'm starting to think you lied to me and you've

done this before because you are crushing it, Haley.

You sure about this?

I know Exactly what I'm doing.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Really get me going.

You are killing it.

Haley, keep up the good work.

Let's take this off of you.

Okay.

Yeah.

You're going for it.

That's what's up.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

You can do whatever you want with it.

Oh.

I can taste your precum right now.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah take that off.

Leave those I don't want to take those off for myself.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

-Nasty girl. -You like it sloppy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh fuck yes,suck those balls

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, oh, my God.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You spoil that cock and spoil it right back.

Yeah, that's what you want.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, yeah.

-Do you like rimjobs? -Oh, yeah.

Get down on your knees.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,such a nasty girl.

Fuck....Yeah.

Yeah look at me through pretty eyes while you eat my ass.

Oh, fuck.

Let me spoil you daddy. -Oh,Yeah.

Yeah, such a good little slut.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God! Look at that beautiful ass.

You like it daddy? -Oh,it's so nice.

Oh, yeah.

Your cock in my pussy,yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah let's be more resourceful.

Oh yeah,push it in deeper.

-You want it? -Yes Daddy.

Fuck,it's so tight.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. -Spank me daddy.

Really getting treated like a bad girl. -Yeah.

Such a dirty little whore. -I love it daddy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, get it.

Is that good daddy? You like that?

Yeah, yeah.

Nice going up and down on my cock -Yeah..

Oh, yeah.

Yeah,Squeeze that pussy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Fuck.

Oh, my God, it's so fucking tight.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah,give me that pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, Fuck.

-Let me taste your dick. -Oh Yeah.

Oh yeah,taste your pussy on my cock. yeah.

Oh, yeah,yeah,yeah..

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

How fucking hard you make me.

Such a good little slut.

It's my turn.

Oh, yeah.lick my pussy.lick my pussy.

Oh yeah,just fucking taste it yeah.

Fucking suck on my whole pussy.

Oh,stuff your fucking fingers in me.

Oh,put your mouth back in me.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

-Want me to use that little hole? -Yeah.

-Yes please. -Treat you like the hot nun slut you are.

Whatever you want Donny.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh fuck,Your pussy little too tight.

My pussy in your cock.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Choke me.

Eat my pussy.Eat my fucking pussy.yeah.

Oh, my God.

My God,look at that beautiful ass.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Squeeze that pussy.

Oh, my God.

Fucking hold me,really fuck me, Yeah.

Daddy's gonna spoil you so much.

Yeah,spoil me with your cock daddy.

Is that what you want

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah,squeeze that pussy.

Oh, my God.

You are a damn pro Haley.

come here.

Oh,Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Let me get on top of you.

You wanna have your way with daddy's cock?

Suck your cum off.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

You gotta fuck that pretty little pussy.

Yeah,bounce me,bounce me,bounce me.

Fuck it's so deep.

Oh, my God.

Spread my fucking cunt for you, Yeah...

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah,rub that little cunt.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my fucking God.

-You want some more. -Yes please.

-Such a hard little slut. -You love it.

Oh my God,look at that beautiful little pussy.

Oh, fuck.

You fucking love it,don't you? -Yeah.

I loved that hard little pussy.

Oh,is that dick too good.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

I'm gonna use you like little fucking whore.

Oh, my God.

Feel that big daddy dick stretched you out.

Yeah stretched me out.

Oh, yeah.

Wanna cum over daddy's cock over and over again.

-Yes daddy.

Daddy fucks you till your leg shakes.

That's so fucking good daddy.Please,please...

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Good girl.Good girl.

Oh, my God.

Oh,It's so fucking tight.

Pussy is all for you daddy.

Oh, my God.

I'm trying to make that big daddy dick cum for you.

Oh,you wanna cum for me daddy,you gonna cum all over me.

Fucking cum all over my body.

come here,I wanna knock you up.

Oh, my God.

Just cum over me

Fucking cum for me

Oh is that what you want?

Daddy's cum all over that body.

-Yes,Yes I'm your cum rag.

Yeah.

Daddy's little cum slut.

Yeah.

I'm gonna eat all your cum out of your cock.

Oh my God.

Oh, you're setting around my balls.

Yeah.

I love your fucking balls.

And I feel like I'm fucking folding off of me.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, I want you to be me for it.

Hey, can you give me your cum right away.your fucking run?

Show me your little fucking fucking pet.

Fucking pet daddy.

Show me what good girls do.

Oh my god.

Oh you're so fucking hot daddy.

Oh, my God.

Fuck...you're such a good little whore.

Oh my god, it's a fucking tight.

Holy shit.

Oh my fucking god.

Oh yeah give me your cum,give me your cum daddy

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

Oh you gonna feed me.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

You want me to suck your dick daddy?.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I want you to stare up me with those big pretty eyes

while I cum.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

This is going to get to the bottom of my college tuition.

Oh, yeah.

Stroke my balls.

With my mouth

With your hand.

Oh, my God just like that.

Yeah,cum on my braces daddy.

Yeah,look at me.

Oh.

Oh, oh, my God!

Oh, fuck!

I'm gonna cum so hard.

Oh, look at me.

Sorry, baby, I shot it over your head.

-I'm gonna give you more next time. -Okay

look forward to.

That was incredible, Haley.

Bravo, you are a genius, truly.

I should probably clean up.

Where's your bathroom?

Oh, the bathroom is, you're around the corner and then

it's around the corner and then take the next corner.

So two corners, two corners.

Gotcha.

-I'll be right back. -I'll be right here... in my house.

That's work.

You know what, Haley, I think with what you just demonstrated.

You and I could have an extremely bright future together.

I know.I can't believe I fucking did that.

We're gonna be rich.

We're gonna be rich.

Oh Fuck.

Fuck.