Original subtitles

[ CROWD CHEERING ] [ BELL DINGS ]

I DO COCAINE!

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪ OHHHH ♪ YEAH

♪ RUNNING DOWN A DIRTY STREET ♪ BOYS IN BLUE ARE AFTER ME

♪ THE MOON IS FULL, AND THEY WON'T SLEEP ♪

♪ TILL THEY GET A PIECE OF ME ♪ YOU CAN NEVER CHASE ME DOWN

♪ I'M THE ONE ♪ THE ATOMIC CLOWN

♪ CAN'T CATCH ME

♪ CAN'T SNIFF ME OUT

♪ I'M THE ONE ♪ THE ATOMIC CLO-O-O-O-O-O-WN

♪ BOP BOP A BE BOP [ METAL CLANKING ]

ROCKSTEIN! LEONARD ROCKSTEIN!

AH-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA-...

AHK-KA-KA-KA...

[ CHAIN CLINKING ] HEY, ROCKSO! FUCK YOU!

UGH!

TOKI! OH, THANK GOD!

YOU GOT TO GET DR. ROCKSO OUT OF HERE.

I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT THEY'RE DOING TO ME IN THE JOINT.

[ CRIES ] Toki: SHUTS UP, ROCKSO.

YOU HAVE BEENS A CONSTANT SOURCE OF DISAPPOINKSAMENTS.

[ CRYING ] Toki: ENOUGHS!

EVERS SINCE I KNOWS YOU, YOU ACTS LIKES A DILDOS, AND YOU

USED TO BE A GREATS ROCK 'N 'ROLL CLOWN.

YOU USED TO BES A STAR!

BUT LOOKS AT YOU NOW.

YOU'RE LIKE A DOGS WHAT'S BLOATEDS AND ROTTINGS ON THE

SIDES OF THE ROADS, LIKES A TURDS IN A TOILET INS AN

ABANDONED BUILDINGS WHAT'S NO ONES EVEN FLUSHED, LIKES A DEAD

WHORE WHAT'S THE POLICE WON'T EVEN INVESTIGATE 'CAUSE NO ONES

CARES.

OKAY, BABY, I GET THE IDEA.

Toki: BUTS THENS I REALIZED -- THAT'S IT.

YOU AMS ONS TOPS, AND THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE SLUMPS TO THE BOTTOMS

OF GARBAGE.

YOU NEEDS TO BE BACKS ON TOPS, ROCKSO.

I'MS GONNA BAILS YOU OUT AND HELPS YOU REFORMS YOUR OLD BAND

ZAZZ BLAMMYMATAZZ!

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!

DETHKLOK! ♪ ♪ I'M...TICKING...

FOR...THE... ♪ ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK

♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF, TALLER THAN A TREE ♪

♪ TOKI WARTOOTH, NOT A BUMBLEBEE ♪

♪ WILLIAM MURDERFACE MURDERFACE MURDERFACE ♪

♪ PICKLES THE DRUMMER DOODILY DOO DING DONG DOODILY ♪

♪ NATHAN EXPLOSION Toki: I AM PROUDS TO ANNOUNCE

THE OFFICIALS REUNIONS OF ZAZZ BLAMMYMATAZZ, THE FIRSTS IN

OVERS 20 YEARS.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HOW DO YOU PLAN ON PAYING FOR

THE CONCERT?

[ FEEDBACK ] Toki: OH, UH, UM...

I DON'T KNOWS, ACTUALLY.

HOWS DID I PAYS FOR DIS?

YOU, UH, USED THE DETHKLOK VACATION FUND.

THAT'S HOW YOU FUNDED ROCKSO'S REUNION.

Toki: I DIDS?

OH, I MEANS, I DIDS. YEAH.

Nathan: WAIT. WAIT.

TOKI USED HIS PORTION OF THE VACATION FUND, RIGHT?

UH, ALL OF IT. YOUR VACATION IS GONE.

Pickles: RIGHT, RIGHT. I HEAR YOU.

SO, UH, WHAT ABOUT OUR VACATION?

Murderface: YEAH, WHAT ABOUT OUR VACATION?

UH, TALK TO TOKI.

Pickles: HEY, TOKI, WHAT ABOUT OUR VACATION?

PICKLES, IT'S GONE.

THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU.

Nathan: WHAT ABOUT THE TRIP, THOUGH?

I MEAN, DISNEYLAND, THEN EURO DISNEY, AND THEN

ASIA DISNEY?

Murderface: IT'S A COMPLICATED, MULTIFACETED TRIP

WITH OUR BIG-EARED PAL, MICKEY!

WELL, IT'S NOT HAPPENING.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO STAY HERE. Nathan: TOKI!

WHY'D YOU SPEND OUR VACATION MONEY?

Toki: GUYS, LOOKS -- DON'T WORRIES!

ALLS WE GOTS TO DO IS SELLS A BUNCH OF TICKETS, MAKE SURE

DR. ROCKSO PERFORMS AND THENS WE MAKES OUR MONEY BACKS AND

THENS WE GOES ON VACATIONS -- EASY!

Nathan: YOU THINK THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT GROUP OF FUCKING

CLOWNS HAS TRIED TO REUNITE?

Skwisgaar: WHATS DO YOU MEANS?

Nathan: THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME THEY ALMOST REUNITED, BUT

ROCKSO DRANK A WHOLE BUNCH OF ACID RIGHT BEFORE HE WENT

ONSTAGE AND JUST SPENT THE WHOLE NIGHT SPRAYING SOME LADY WITH

HUGE TITS IN THE FRONT ROW WITH A BIG SPRAYING THING AND THEY

DIDN'T EVEN PLAY ONE SONG.

CANCELLED.

THEN THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO REUNITE,

BUT ROCKSO, THE NIGHT BEFORE, SMUGGLED LIKE TWENTY CONDOMS

WORTH OF COCAINE INTO HIS INTESTINES.

THEN HE ATE SOME SUPER-SPICY MEXICAN FOOD AND THE CONDOMS

MELTED AND HE O.D.'d AND HE COULDN'T PERFORM.

CANCELLED.

THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME THEY WERE ABOUT TO REUNITE AND LIKE

ROCKSO BORROWED $20 MILLION FROM THE ECUADORIAN DRUG CARTEL

AND THEY WERE LIKE, "GIVE US OUR MONEY BACK," AND HE'S LIKE,

"NO, I'M NOT GONNA GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY BACK," AND THEY'RE

LIKE, "WELL, WE'RE GONNA SHOOT YOU," AND HE'S LIKE, "WELL,

FINE, SHOOT ME."

AND THEY SHOT HIM.

AND NOW HE PEES OUT THE SIDE OF HIS DICK.

AND, UH...THEY CANCELLED THE SHOW.

SO, THAT'S WHAT I HEARD.

Pickles: YEAH, HEARD THAT.

Toki: GUYS, DON'TS WORRIES.

I KNOWS ROCKSO.

THIS TIMES, ITS GONNA BE DIFFERENT.

Murderface: TOKI, THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.

Pickles: YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU'RE FUCKED IN THE HEAD TO CONTINUE HELPING THAT FUCKING

CLOWN.

Nathan: MY GOD IN HEAVEN, I HATE THAT CLOWN.

Pickles: HE IS SHIT PERSONIFIED.

TOKI, WE SHOULD HAVE A PROFESSIONAL LOOK AT YOU.

Toki: FINES WITH ME, BUT MENTALLYS, I'M AS HEALTHY AS A

HORSE.

AAH!

OHH, GODS!

OHH! OHH, GOD!

Nathan: WHY IS TOKI SCREAMING?

Skwisgaar: OH, WELL, THAT AMS A BICENTENNIALS QUARTERS ON THE

GROUND RIGHT THERE, ISN'T IT?

TOKI HAS AN UNNATURAL FEAR OF BICENTENNIAL QUARTERS -- NO

OTHER CURRENCY.

HE JUST FUCKING FREAKS OUT.

I MEAN -- SO I'VE PRESCRIBED HIM SOME MEDICAL CALM-DOWN JUICE

TO HELP HIM REST, CATCH SOME FUCKING Z's, JUST FUCKING

HANGING OUT NOW.

Nathan: ANYWAY, UH, WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH

HIM.

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH HIM AND THAT CLOWN?

FOR THAT, I WILL NEED TOTAL CONCENTRATION.

I'M GOING TO ATTEMPT TO ROCK TALK INTO TOKI'S MIND.

NOW, TOKI, I KNOW THAT YOU CAN HEAR ME.

IT'S DR. TWINKLETITS.

Toki: [ WHIMPERING ] THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.

HEAR ME, TOKI.

Toki: I HEARS YOU.

TAKE ME BACK.

TAKE ME AWAY FROM ALL THIS, INTO YOUR CHILDHOOD.

Toki: I WAS JUST A BOY, HELPINGS HIS FAMILYS WITH THE

DAILY CHORES, LIFTING THE ROCKS AND ARRANGINGS THEMS, MAKINGS

SURES THE FIREWOODS AM STACKED SYMMETRICALS, SWEEPINGS THE

SNOW.

LOTS WENT INTO A DAY'S WORKS.

I WAS HAPPY.

I LOVED MY LIFES.

BUT OCCASIONALLYS, I WOULDS MAKES MISTAKES AND HAS TO BE

PUNISHEDS.

I SPENT SO MANYS DAYS IN MY CHILDHOODS YEARS IN THE

PUNISHMENTS HOLE.

BUT WHATS MY PARENTS DIDN'T KNOWS -- THATS I HADS A FRIENDS

WITH ME, A FRIENDS THAT LISTENS TO ME AND KEPTS ME SAFE.

AS LONG AS MY FRIENDS WAS THERE, NOBODYS COULD HURTS ME.

KA-KA, I LOVE YOU!

Toki: I LOVES YOU, TOO, CLOWNS.

Nathan: YICK.

TICKET SALES ARE SLUMPING FOR THE ZAZZ BLAMMYMATAZZ REUNION

SHOW, AND PAYING THE PRICE IS FINANCIAL BACKER DETHKLOK.

HOW DO YOU SELL TICKETS TO A SHOW THAT NO ONE BELIEVES WILL

EVER HAPPEN?

I DON'T KNOW.

GOOD LUCK, FELLAS.

Nathan: HERE'S WHAT I KNOW -- TOKI'S NOT USING HIS BRAIN.

HE'S MAKING DECISIONS WITH HIS DUMB GAY HEART, SO WE GOT TO

STEP UP AND TAKE OVER THIS STUPID FUCKING ZAZZ BLAMMYMATAZZ

PROJECT.

Pickles: BUT NOBODY'S GONNA BUY ANY TICKETS 'CAUSE THE WORLD

DOESN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE ACTUALLY GONNA REUNITE.

MAYBE I CAN HELP.

IF YOU LIKE, I CAN BOOK A PRESS JUNKET THAT WILL GENERATE SO

MUCH HEAT, IT'LL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN.

BUT IT'S UP TO ALL OF YOU.

Nathan: LOOK -- THERE'S NOTHING I HATE MORE THAN THAT

FUCKING CLOWN, BUT THERE ISN'T ANYTHING I WON'T DO TO HANG OUT

WITH MICKEY MOUSE!

Toki: NOW, LISTENS, ROCKSO -- WE NEEDS TO TAKES THIS SERIOUSLY

AND SELLS THESE PEOPLE ON THE IDEAS THAT THIS CONCERTS REALLYS

GONNA HAPPENS.

NOW, GETS IN THERE AND DO A GREATS JOB.

I THINK DR. ROCKSO KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING WHEN IT COMES TO

PROMOTING ROCK-KA-KA ROLL, BABY!

LATER.

I'M SITTING HERE WITH LEONARD ROCKSTEIN, A.K.A.

DR. ROCKSO, THE ROCK 'N' ROLL CLOWN.

THANK YOU, DR. ROCKSO, FOR BEING WITH US.

COCAINE!

THANKS FOR YOUR BRAVERY, CONSIDERING WHAT WE'RE ABOUT TO

DISCUSS.

DR. ROCKSO, WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS THAT WE'VE UNCOVERED THE

NEVER-BEFORE-TOLD STORY OF YOUR HORRIBLE DEMISE, A STORY OF

LOSS, A STORY OF A BROKEN HEART.

LET'S GO BACK TO 1981.

ZAZZ BLAMMYMATAZZ IS ON TOP OF THE WORLD, ON A HUGE U.S. TOUR.

BUT YOU MADE A LITTLE PIT STOP IN TEXAS.

GUYS, TEXAS DOESN'T TAKE ANY FUCKING SHIT ALL RIGHT?

THEY DO NOT LIKE ROCK 'N' ROLL CLOWNS.

OH, MAN, ROCKSO'S GONNA BE ON HIS BEST B-B-BEHAVIOR!

YOU MET A GIRL THERE, A GIRL NAMED DORY McLEAN.

[ Thinking, echoing ] DORY McLEAN.

THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.

IN FACT, YOU WROTE THIS SONG ABOUT HER -- "DORY McLEAN, AND

SHE ONLY 14.

SHE GONNA SUCK IT ALL NIGHT.

SHE A SWEET SUCKING QUEEN."

AND THAT WAS NO JOKE.

DORY McLEAN WAS INDEED 14 YEARS OLD.

YOU HAD SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS WITH A 14-YEAR-OLD MINOR.

WORD GOT OUT.

YOU BECAME THE CHIEF TARGET FOR LOCAL POLICE, AND THEY WANTED

YOUR BLOOD.

YOUR ONLY WAY OUT WAS TO DISAPPEAR.

YOU GAVE UP EVERYTHING YOU HAD.

YOU GAVE UP YOUR MUSIC, THE BAND.

YOU GAVE UP THE GIRL THAT YOU LOVED.

[ Echoing ] YOU GAVE UP YOUR SOUL.

YOU GAVE UP YOUR SOUL.

AND NOW YOU SIT BEFORE US, A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT

FOLKS, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE DR. ROCKSO, THE

ROCK 'N' ROLL CLOWN.

AND WE'RE OUT. GREAT JOB, EVERYBODY.

THANKS SO MUCH.

GREAT WORK.

CAN I GET A WATER?

[ Echoing ] DORY McLEAN.

ROCKSO CAN'T DO THIS!

IT'S TOO MUCH!

I KA-KA-KA-KA-QUIT!

Toki: NOOOOOOOO!

THE COMEBACK CONCERT OF THE DECADE IS HAPPENING.

THE TICKETS HAVE BEEN SOLD.

DETHKLOK PUT THEIR NECKS OUT ON THE LINE FOR AN OLD HAS-BEEN

ROCK 'N' ROLL CLOWN, BUT WILL HE SHOW?

WHERE IS DR. ROCKSO?

WILL HE PULL IT TOGETHER AFTER HIS BREAKDOWN DURING HIS

EMOTIONAL IN-DEPTH INTERVIEW?

Nathan: WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT STUPID CLOWN?

I MEAN, HE JUST FUCKING DISAPPEARED!

Skwisgaar: HE AMS GONES, DISSAPPEAREDS, LIKES A WHITE

FALCONS IN A SNOWSTORMS.

Pickles: BUT, GUYS, HE'S GOT TO DO THE SHOW, OR WE WON'T GET

TO GO ON VACATION.

Murderface: OH, WE'RE FUCKED I KNEW IT!

Nathan: WE JUST WANT TO RELAX!

Skwisgaar: YEAH, TOKIS!

HAS YOU GOTS ANYTHINGS TO SAYS ABOUTS THIS?

THIS AMS YOURS FAULT.

HELLOS?

[ Echoing ] AMS THERE ANYBODYS IN THERES?

Toki: AAH!

AAH!

Murderface: AW, LOOKS LIKE WE GOT TO SCALP TICKETS.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY WE'RE GONNA MAKE OUR VACATION MONEY BACK.

OH, UH, I MEAN -- UH, WHAT I MEAN IS -- NOTHING.

SCALPING TICKETS?

Murderface: [ SCOFFS ] NOPE.

ARE YOU PLANNING ON SCALPING TICKETS?

Murderface: NO FUCK OFF.

I MEAN, UH, HOW'S IT GOING?

WHAT'S UP?

I MEAN, IS THAT A NEW SUIT?

GUYS, SCALPING TICKETS IS ILLEGAL, AND IT'S STEALING FROM

YOURSELF.

IT MIGHT BE IN YOUR BEST INTEREST TO WATCH THIS SHORT,

UH, SUBJECT ON, UH, THE RAMIFICATIONS OF TICKET

SCALPING.

PLEASE, UH -- PLEASE WATCH.

HI, FOLKS!

IT'S ME -- FACEBONES!

AND I'M HERE TODAY TO TALK ABOUT TICKET SCALPING!

WHAT'S TICKET SCALPING, ANYHOW?

IT'S WHEN YOU TAKE TICKETS AND BUY 'EM OR STEAL 'EM AND HORDE

'EM AND SELL 'EM AT THE LAST SECOND AND HIKE UP THE PRICE FOR

YOUR OWN PERSONAL PROFIT.

WHO IS A SCALPER?

A SCALPER COULD BE A BIG GUY, A LADY, MOM OR DAD, OR A

HOMELESS GUY JUST TRYING TO MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO GET A SANDWICH.

BUT HERE'S WHAT WE SAY TO SCALPERS AT DETHKLOK SHOWS.

AAH!

THAT'S SCALPING!

I'M FACEBONES!

Murderface: FUCK THAT SHIT

I'M SCALPING MY ASS OFF. SCALPING'S AWESOME!

SO, UH, THERE YOU GO.

BUT I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE WORRIED ABOUT ROCKSO, SO --

Nathan: WE'RE NOT "WORRIED" ABOUT HIM.

WORRYING IS FUCKING GAY, AND IT'S GROSS.

WE'RE CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT HE REPRESENTS TO US, FINANCIALLY.

WELL, UH, EITHER WAY, IT'S IN YOUR BEST INTEREST TO FIND THE

CLOWN.

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] Nathan: GUYS, DO YOU THINK

IT'S OKAY THAT WE LEFT TOKI AT HOME WHILE WE GO OUT LOOKING FOR

ROCKSO?

Pickles: YEAH, HE'LL BE FINE.

Nathan: GUYS, WHAT IF TOKI NEVER COMES OUT OF HIS

PUNISHMENT HOLE?

Skwisgaar: WHAT, YOU MEANS MUSICALLY?

WE'LL BE FINES.

Nathan: LOOK -- HE'S IN OUR BAND, AND WE'VE GOT TO HELP HIM.

Pickles: WELL, IF WE GET ROCKSO BACK, THEN WE'LL GET TOKI

BACK.

IF YOU WANT TO GET THE CLOWN BACK, THEN YOU'VE GOT TO GET THE

GIRL BACK -- DORY McLEAN.

Pickles: WE CAN'T GO AROUND CHASING AFTER A 14-YEAR-OLD

GIRL.

IT WILL NOT LOOK GOOD.

WE COULD GET ARRESTED.

PICKLES, IT'S BEEN OVER 20 YEARS.

SHE'S A GROWN-UP NOW.

LISTEN -- IF YOU GET THE GIRL BACK, YOU GET THE CLOWN BACK.

IF YOU GET THE CLOWN BACK, YOU GET TO PUT ON A SHOW.

YOU PUT ON A SHOW, YOU GET YOUR MONEY BACK, AND THEN YOU GET TO

GO ON VACATION!

Pickles: WAIT A MINUTE.

HOW IS SHE NOT 14 YEARS OLD, AGAIN?

AH-KA-KA, HELLO?

HMM.

KA-KA, ANYBODY HOME?

KA-KA?

GOT A TANK OF JET FUEL, READY TO TRADE FOR SOME -- KAAH!

WA-AAH!

YA-KMM!

YEE-OHH!

YA-WAAH!

THEY MUST HAVE ALL DIED FROM SNORTING THIS C-C-CRAP.

DR. ROCKSO CAN'T HAVE YOUR LOVING.

NO MORE THROBBING CLOWN BONE IN YOUR WET OVEN.

NO MORE.

[ SNIFFS ] NO MORE.

G-G-GOODBYE, DORY McLEAN.

[ SNIFFING ] OH, BA-GA-BA, BA-BA-BA.

COME AND GET A LITTLE BIT OF THIS.

CHECK IT OUT, NOW -- I'M AN ELEPHANT FACE, SUCKING ON A BIG

OLD ONE OF THESE NOW.

[ SMOOCHING ] OH, LOOK OUT!

GA-BA-DA, GA-BA-DA, GA-BA-DA, GA-BA-DA, GA-BA-DA!

OHH, I JUST MADE A MESS ALL OVER.

I'M GONNA KILL YOU.

I'M GONNA KILL YOU.

HE GONNA KILL YOU.

[ LAUGHS ] HE GONNA KILL YOU.

I'M GONNA KILL YOU.

HE GONNA KILL YOU.

I'M GONNA KILL YOU.

I'M GONNA KILL YOU. AAH!

HE GONNA KILL YOU.

HE GONNA KILL YOU.

HE GONNA -- I'M GONNA KILL YOU.

I'M GONNA KILL YOU.

I'M GONNA KILL YOU.

I'M GONNA KILL YOU.

[ STUTTERING ] COCAINE!

I'M ALIVE!

Nathan: BOOYAH!

Pickles: YEAH!

ROCKSO, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

YOU'RE COMING WITH US, AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY -- WE FOUND HER.

DORY McLEAN IS COMING TO YOUR SHOW, AND SHE WANT'S TO SEE YOU.

SHE WANT TO SEE DR. ROCKSO?

Pickles: AFTER YOU PERFORM.

Nathan: HEY, YOU GUYS, PACK UP THIS FUCKING CLOWN.

WE GOT A SHOW TO GO TO.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] Pickles: OKAY, ROCKSO, WE GOT

YOU TO THE SHOW, WE TRACKED DOWN THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS, BUT NOW

YOU GOT TO HELP US OUT BY HELPING OUT OUR FRIEND -- TOKI.

HE NEEDS THE CLOWN.

Skwisgaar: NEEDS THAT CLOWNS.

Nathan: YEAH. DO IT FUCKFACE. Murderface: NOW LET'S GET TO

THAT SCALPING.

WHO NEEDS A TICKET?

GOT TWO. GOT TWO.

HEY, YOU, YOU NEED TICKETS TO THE SHOW?

WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF, DICKFACE?

Murderface: DICKFACE?

DO I LOOK LIKE A DICKFACE?

Nathan: NO COMMENT.

Murderface: I CAN'T SELL ANY OF THESE FUCKING TICKETS.

HMM.

FRANKLIN MINT?

THE MONSTER IS COMING.

THE MONSTER IS COMING.

THE MONSTER IS COMING.

THE MONSTER IS COMING.

THE MONSTER IS COMING.

IT'S ME, YOUR OLD PAL -- DR. ROCKSO!

I COULD NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE.

WE'RE BEST FRIENDS.

WE'RE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!

Toki: OH, ROCKSO, YOU BACK!

THAT'S RIGHT, KA-KA-KA BABY.

Toki: WHAT'S ABOUT THE SHOW?

OH, YOU DON'T THINK I'D DO THAT SHOW WITHOUT TOKI?

Toki: OH, DR ROCKSO!

LADIES AND GENTLESMENS, TONIGHTS IT AMS MY HONORS TO GIVES TO

YOUS THE ULTIMATES IN ROCKS 'N' ROLLS SURVIVORS.

FOR THE FIRST TIMES IN OVER 20 YEARS, ZAZZ BLAMMYMATAZZ!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ TAKE A SNOWY FLIGHT UP TO

CHINA ♪ ♪ UP TWO TUNNELS TO WONDERLAND

♪ TWO EYES STARING RIGHT AT YOU ♪

♪ SHOOTING WHITE LIGHTNING FROM HER MAMMARY GLANDS ♪

♪ OH, BABY CAUGHT MY EYE ♪ I WANT TO SNORT THOSE THIGHS

♪ OW, OHH ♪ WANT TO SNIFF YOUR SOUL

♪ OOH ♪ DORY McLEAN

♪ AND SHE'S ONLY FOURTEEN ♪ GONNA SUCK IT ALL NIGHT

♪ SHE'S A SWEET SUCKING QUEEN ♪ YOU GOT TO SUCK IT THROUGH THE

TOP AND STAY WITH ME ♪ ♪ DORY

Toki: OH, WE DIDS IT!

Murderface: GREAT WORK, PAL!

Nathan: TOKI, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS, BUT DR. ROCKSO IS

FUCKING AMAZING!

Toki: THANKS!

HEY, MURDERFACE, DID YOU ENDS UP SCALPINGS THEM TICKETS?

AW FUCK YEAH!

I SOLD EVERY ONE! Toki: AWESOME!

HOW MUCH DID YOU MAKES?

Murderface: FUCK DUDE, I'LL SHOW YOU!

LOOK AT ALL THESE QUARTERS!

Toki: OHH, NOOOOOOO!

OHH, NO, NO!

AAH!

FIRE!

THERE'S A FIRE!

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

Toki: OH, SORRY.

I GUESS I FUCKED UP YOUR WHOLE STUPIDS COMESBACKS.

OH, WELL.

HE'S ON DRUGS RIGHT NOW, SO JUST TAKE EVERYTHING HE SAYS

WITH A GRAIN OF -- Toki: FUCK YOU.

GUYS, UH, YOU KNOW, AN ACT OF GOD CLAUSE -- FIRE PROTECTION,

UH, SAVED OUR ASSES AGAIN.

Nathan: ROCKSO, I'M SO SORRY THAT THIS WENT DOWN LIKE THIS

BUT, UH, WE'RE GOING ON VACATION NOW.

Pickles: GUYS, MAYBE WE SHOULD DO IT NOW.

ROCKSO?

KA, WHAT?

Pickles: YOU MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN, BUT WE HAVEN'T.

SAY HELLO TO DORY McLEAN.

LEONARD, IT'S ME -- DORY, DORY McLEAN.

DAMN! YOU GOT KA-KA-KA OLD!

WELL, IT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US.

EEE.

YEAH, I-I GREW UP.

KA-KA-KA EW.

I'M MARRIED TO A LAWYER.

YOU'RE FAT.

WELL, LEONARD, IT'S REALLY, REALLY NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

YEAH. UH, YOU OLD.

WELL, I'M -- I'M GLAD I GOT TO SAY HI.

SO, I'M GOING TO GET GOING.

COME ON, CHASTITY!

HUH? CHASTITY?!

OH.

[ CHUCKLES ] SHE'S MY DAUGHTER.

KA-KA-KA! HELLOOOOO!