Original subtitles

>> PARANOIA RUNS RAMPANT

IN THE MIDWEST AS GANGS

DESTROY A TRUCK TERMINAL

BECAUSE OF RUMORS OF DETHKLOK'S

NEW ALBUM BEING STORED

IN THE WAREHOUSE.

>> THERE'S A BRAND NEW

HEAD OF THE MILITARY WHO HAS

VOWED TO FIGHT TERRORISM

ON THE HOME FRONT.

>> WOW!

DETHKLOK IS CERTAINLY THROWING

A MAJOR RECORD RELEASE PARTY

FOR THE NEW CD!

AND 40,000 LUCKY FANS

ARE GOING TO SEE

A SPECIAL DETHKLOK PERFORMANCE

IN A UNDISCLOSED LOCATION.

>> Skwisgaar: WHOA, WHAT THE --

WHATS DE HELLS AMS-- OH, MY!

I THOUGHT DATS WAS UNPOSSIBLES

BUT THERES YOU GO!

>> DATS TOO FLEXIBLES.

HOW COULD YOU DOS THAT?

>> I DON'TS KNOW, I MEAN --

ARE YOU DRINKING

STRAIGHTS VODKAS RIGHT NOW?

>> DON'T WORRYS ABOUTS IT.

>> TOKI, IT'S LIKES NOONS.

>> THANKS BIGS BENS.

NOW I KNOW WHAT TIMES IT IS.

I KNOWS WHATS I'M DOIN'S.

>> TOKI, DRINKINS AINTS

A CONTEST, YOU KNOW THAT.

>> GETS OFF MY BACK!

>> HEY! YOU GUYS WATCHING THAT VIDEO OF THAT GUYS SUCK

HIS OWN YOU KNOW WHAT?

>> YUPS.

>> I THOUGHT THAT WAS CGI

OR SOMETHING.

IT'S REAL GUYS,

THAT [expletive] REAL.

>> IF I COULD DOES DAT.

>> RIGHT.

>> WHY WOULD I BE IN [expletive] BAND?

>> GOOD POINT. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT

OF ALL THIS, RIGHT? >> WHY EVENS PICKS UP

A GUITARS AGAIN?

>> THINK ABOUT THAT, GUYS.

EVERYTHING WE DO IN LIFE

IS TO TRY TO GET SOMEONE ELSE

TO DO THAT FOR YOU.

>> RIGHTS BECAUSE

WE CAN'TS REACH.

>> OHHHH, BUT IF YOU COULD.

>> DATS WHY I DON'TS BELEIVES

IN EVOLUTION,

OR ELSE THE LIPS WOULD BE

LONGERS OR SOMETHING.

>> YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT

YOU KNOW WHATING YOUR OWN

YOU KNOW WHATS?

>> OH, GOD YEAH.

>> I WOULDN'T EVEN PLAY THE DRUMS.

I'D MOVE BACK IN

WITH MY [expletive] PARENTS!

BECAUSE WHY? YOU KNOW, WHY?

>> IF WE COULD JUST REACH!

>> DATS WHAT I'M SAYINS.

>> GUYS!

STOPS DIS CONVERSATIONS!

WE AMS TREADIN'S DOWNS A PATHS

OF ULTIMATE DISAPPOINTMENT.

IT'S SELF DESTRUCTIVES.

I'M TELLIN' YOUS!

>> I KNOW DAT, TOKI, OKAY?

I KNOW!

I MEAN HEY- WHAT DO YOU THINK

I WAS TRYING TO DO

RIGHT BEFORE I CAME DOWN HERE.

ARE YOU DRINKING STRAIGHT VODKA?

>> THIS FLOOR SURES IS DIRT --

HOWS THESE FLOORS GETS SO DIRTY?

>> IT'S LIKE NOON --

>> FIRE DRILL!

DROP WHAT YOUR DOING

AND FIND A WAY OUT!

THAT'S RIGHT, SAVE YOUR LIVES!

NO TIME TO GRAB YOUR BELONGINGS

YOUR LIFE IS ON THE LINE HERE!

COME ON, FIRE DRILL!

LET'S GO! KEEP MOVING!

WHAT?

AH, YOU'RE JUST LOOKING AT ME!

FIRE DRILL!

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> [ BIG SIGH ]

I'M DOING A FIRE DRILL.

>> WHY ARE YOU SIGHING

AND SHAKING YOUR HEAD?

>> HM. YOU ASK WHY.

IT'S BECAUSE ALL OF YOU ARE

DEAD RIGHT NOW, OKAY?

YOU'RE ALL BEING BURNED BY FIRE.

AND I'M SAD, THAT YOU'RE DEAD.

AND I'M DISSAPPOINTED

IN ALL OF YOU FOR NOT LISTENING

TO ME -- YOUR FIRE CHIEF.

BECAUSE I COULD'VE-- >> FIRE CHIEF?

>> BAND FIRE CHIEF.

AND YES YOU.

WE HAD A [expletive] ELECTION!

GAH!!

>> YOU WAS SERIOUS ABOUTS DAT?

>> SERIOUS ABOUT FIRE SAFETY?!

OF COURSE I'M SERIOUS!

AND I [expletive] BEAT YOU ALL.

YOU ALL VOTED FOR ME,

IT WAS A CLEAN SWEEP!

>> YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE

THAT RAN IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN.

>> SO? STILL A CLEAN SWEEP.

ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.

ANY POLITICAL CORRESPONDENT GUY

WILL TELL YOU THAT.

I WON. CLEAN SWEEP.

>> NOT AN IMPRESSIVE ONE.

>> YES IT IS! LISTEN.

LET'S JUST STAY ON COURSE HERE.

I'M TALKING ABOUT

SAVING YOUR LIVES!

YEAH, YEAH.

NOW I GOT YOUR ATTENTION.

I HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT SUCKING

YOUR OWN [expletive]?

>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!

DETHKLOK! ♪

>> Orlag: CROZIER IS NOW CHIEF

OF ALL MILITARY OPERATIONS.

>> AND OUR INFLUENCE WILL

SOON BE HIS.

>> WE ARE ENTERING

A DANGEROUS TIME, MASTER.

>> THE BALANCE IS SHIFTING,

VADER ORLAG.

IT IS TO BE EXPECTED.

>> HOW SHALL WE PROCEED

WITH GENERAL CROZIER?

>> SOON ENOUGH I WILL

"ENLIGHTEN" HIM.

>> AND DETHKLOK?

>> THE TIME WILL COME.

THE TIME WILL COME.

WE WILL SHIP OUT SOON.

>> ALRIGHT, WE GOT A LOT

OF STUFF TO COVER TODAY.

NUMBER ONE -- THE EXCLUSIVE

CONCERT.

NUMBER TWO -- CD RELEASE PARTY

HERE AT MORDHAUS, BUT MOSTLY I WANT TO TALK TO YOU GUYS

ABOUT SECURITY, ALRIGHT?

FIRST OF ALL, YOU GUYS--

>> HEY CHECK THIS OUT.

CHECK WHAT I FIGURED OUT

HOW TO DO TODAY IN THE SHOWER.

[high voice] HEY GUYS,

WHAT'S GOING ON?

>> HOLY [expletive]!

HOWS DID YOU DO DATS!?

>> THAT'S GREAT! >> THAT'S AMAZING!

>> ALL RIGHT, GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.

>> HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT?

>> AH!

>> OKAY...

>> I DID IT WITH MY VOICE! I INVENTED IT.

>> CALLED MIMICKRY. >> MIMICKSKRIES.

>> IMICKSKRELS!

LUNCHABLES.

>> NOT TO BRAG OR NOTHING,

BUT I CAN MAKE TOTALLY MAKE

MY VOICE SOUND LIKE A TRUMPET.

>> BULL [expletive]!

>> CHECK THIS OUT.

[warbling]

>> HOLY [expletive].

>> [high voice] HEY, THAT'S

PRETTY GOOD TRUMPET PLAYIN'.

>> [wails]

IMS A TRUMPETS!!

I AMS A TRUMPETS!!

>> UH YEAH, TOKI.

THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

>> EVERYONE'S GOOD

TO CONTINUE THEN?

>> YEAH, GO ON.

>> ALRIGHT--

>> DOWNER.

>> I'M VERY CONCERNED

WITH SECURITY, ALRIGHT?

I'M DOING EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO MAKE THIS --

>> WHICH REMINDS ME.

I SHOULD TAKE THIS TIME TO LET

ALL OF YOU KNOW THAT

I'M STEPPING DOWN

AS BAND FIRE CHIEF.

>> OH BOY. >> I WILL TAKE THIS TIME

RIGHT NOW TO LISTEN TO REASON

SHOULD ANY OF YOU RECONSIDER

THIS POSITION THAT YOU'VE

FORCED ME INTO.

>> [high voice] NO, THANKS.

>> OH, HAHA!

THAT'S HIGH VOICE!

>> MOVING RIGHT ALONG--

>> HEY. HEY, LISTEN.

ACTUALLY I WOULD LIKE TO GET

SERIOUS FOR A MOMENT, OKAY?

IF I COULD? >> VERY WELL.

>> I, UH,

I THINK IT WOULD BE

IN THE BAND'S BEST INTEREST

TO HIRE A BUDDHIST

YOGA INSTRUCTOR GUY.

DUDE.

>> OH YEAH! YES,

I SECOND THAT.

>> OH REALLY.

WHAT? BECAUSE...

YOU GUYS ARE INTERESTED IN YOGA

OR SPIRITUAL GUIDANCE?

>> NO BECAUSE --

>> YES! YES!

WE WANT SPIRITUAL THING.

>> IS THAT REALLY THE REASON?

>> YUP, RIGHT GUYS?

>> I THOUGHT WE --

>> OHHHHHH!

RIGHT.

>> I'M SORRY. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WHY DO YOU NEED THIS?

>> WE'D LIKE TO BE ABLE

TO REACH THINGS A LITTLE BIT

BETTER.

>> TO REACH THINGS?

>> YEAH, REACH THINGS.

>> TO REACH THINGS.

>> YUP.

CONVERSATION, OVER.

>> Narrator, on TV: DETHKLOK IS

STILL THE MOST POPULAR FORCE

ON EARTH. THEY ARE NOW THE 7th

LARGEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD.

WE BELIEVE THAT THE WORLD IS

NOW COMPLETELY DEPENDENT

UPON DETHKLOK.

THE NEW ALBUM WILL BE A GREAT

RELIEF TO THE DEPRESSED NATIONS

OF THE WORLD.

SAFE DISTRIBUTION OF THIS ALBUM

IS CRITICAL TO THESE NATIONS.

DETHKLOK THREAT ASSESSMENT.

DETHKLOK HAS ENORMOUS REVERENCE

FROM BILLIONS OF FANS.

BUT THERE IS A MAJOR CONCERN --

THE REVENGENCERS.

THE REVENGENCERS' NUMBERS

ARE GROWING.

THE RUMORS OF KIDNAPPING RECRUITS OFF THE STREETS

AND CONTROLLING THEIR MINDS ARE TRUE.

THEY HAVE DEVELOPED A WAY OF

CONTROLLING PEOPLE'S MINDS

USING DETHKLOK'S OWN MUSIC.

WE BELIEVE THAT THEY CONTROL

HUNDREDS, POSSIBLY THOUSANDS

OF MINDLESS SLAVE-SOLDIERS.

WE BELIEVE THEY HAVE DEVELOPED

A POWERFUL NEW WEAPON

THAT USES SOUND WAVES.

WE BELIEVE THEY ARE PLANNING

A SIGNIFICANT ATTACK

SOMETIME AROUND THE RELEASE

OF THE NEW ALBUM.

>> OUR COUNTRY IS VERY CONCERNED

ABOUT THE SECURITY ON

>> THIS IS A DEFINITE RESPONSE--

>> THE REVENGENCERS ARE

ACTIVE IN RUSSIA ALSO--

>> GENTLEMEN PLEASE.

ORDER! ORDER!

>> I UNDERSTAND YOUR

CONCERN OVER THIS HEINOUS

TERRORIST ORGANIZATION.

I GIVE YOU MY PERSONAL OATH

THAT I WILL STOP

THE REVENGENCERS OR DIE TRYING.

>> Man: THERE WAS A TIME,

A TIME WHEN I WAS

A DIFFERENT PERSON.

A TIME WHEN MYSELF

AND MY BROTHER'S CREDO

WAS TO DIE FOR DETHKLOK.

THINGS HAVE CHANGED.

I AM REBORN.

WE ARE ALL REBORN.

WE WERE THE FANS

WE STILL HAVE THE POWER!

DIE FOR DETHKLOK.

IT'S TIME FOR DETHKLOK

TO DIE FOR US!

>> Murderface: I DON'T KNOW

ABOUT THIS GUYS.

I MEAN, DO WE HAVE TO, LIKE,

MM HMM,

MM HMM HMM,

TOGETHER ALL IN THE SAME ROOM?

>> YUH, I MEANS,

IT'S STARTINS TO FEELS A LITTLE

ON THE HOMOS-EROTICS SIDE.

>> OKAY, WAIT A MINUTE,

MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST TRY

AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

>> ALRIGHT, YOU FIRST

MURDERFACE. >> WHAT THE [expletive]? WHY ME?

>> NOW'S NOT THE TIME

TO CHICKEN OUT, MURDERFACE.

NOW'S THE TIME TO SHINE.

>> [ SIGHS ]

[expletive],

YOU'RE RIGHT.

>> RIGHT, OK.

NOW SUCK YOUR OWN [expletive].

>> ARGHHHHHHH!

>> SUCK IN YOUR STOMACH!

>> PICKLES!

PUSH MY MY BODY WITH YOUR HANDS!

GET IT CLOSER TO MY FACE.

>> I'M TRYING TO!

>> GUYS. STOP.

STOP. STOP.

THIS IS REALLY GAY.

>> HEY'S GUYS, YOU SUCKS

THEIRS OWNS [expletive]!

WAITS FOR TOKI!

WHOA!

CAH!

BOO.

>> HE'S BREATHING.

HE'S FINE.

>> I DON'T KNOWS,

DOES HES SEEMS A LITTLE

DIFFERENT LATELYS?

>> I KNOW, I KNOW.

TOKI'S BEEN--

>> GUYS, GUYS, WHAT DID WE SAY

WHEN WE FORMED THE BAND?

>> I KNOW.

>> THAT WE WOULD NEVER

SHOW INTEREST, CARE,

OR INTERVENE IN BAND MATE'S

PERSONAL LIVES.

NEVER! >> I KNOW.

>> YEAHHHHH. >> SO WE'RE STILL STICKING

TO THAT, THEN?

>> THAT'S BEEN WORKING SO FAR.

>> YEAH, IT HAS. I MEAN, IT HAS.

>> I WOULDN'T HAVE A PLACE

TO TALK IF WE WERE TO, YOU KNOW,

INTERVENE 'CAUSE OF HOW MUCH

I DRINK, BUT.

>> WE CAN TALK [expletive] ABOUT HIM RIGHT?

>> WE CAN TALK [expletive] ABOUT HIM RIGHT?

>> YEAH DAT'S NOT INTERSVENIN'S.

>> AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T "HELP"

HIM, I THINK WE'RE GOOD.

>> NO, IN FACT, IT

HURTS HIM MAYBE SO, GREAT.

>> THAT'S EVEN BETTER.

>> OK, THEN.

WHAT THE [expletive] IS WRONG WITH HIM?

>> YEAH, WHAT AN ASSHOLE?

IDIOT!

>> THAT GUYS BEEN'S DOIN'S A LOT OF DAYSTIME DRINKIN'S.

>> YEAH,

HE'S A [expletive] MESS!

>> YEAH, DID YOU SMELL

HIS BREATH LATELY? YIKES.

>> MAYBE IT'S ALL THAT WEIRD [expletive] THAT HE'S BEEN GOING

THROUGH KINDA COMING BACK TO HIM, YOU KNOW?

>> THAT SOUNDED DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO "SHOWING INTEREST,"

NATHAN. >> YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M DONE. I'M DONE.

HE'S FINE. HE'S FINE.

>> IT'S FUNNY.

AND NO ONE'S GETTING HURT.

>> EXCEPT FOR JUST NOW WHEN

HE JUST FELL DOWN THE STAIRS.

HE GOT HURT.

>> IT'S STILL FUNNY.

>> IT'S STILL FUNNY.

>> IT'S FUNNY.

IT'S SLAPSTICK.

>> CLASSICS COMEDY.

>> HEY GUYS?

ONE OTHER THING BEFORE WE, UH,

DISPERSE.

UH, THIS WHOLE THING ABOUT US

SUCKING OUR OWN YOU KNOW WHAT...

>> YEAH.

>> I THINK WE SHOULD JUST PUT THAT CHAPTER BEHIND US.

I MEAN, IT'S JUST --

IT'S JUST TOO GAY FOR WORDS.

>> YOU KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.

>> MY HEART HURTS,

BUT I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.

>> LOOK, AND I ALSO THOUGHT

ABOUT THIS.

I MEAN,

I MEAN, SUCKING YOUR OWN HMPH

IT'S NOT VERY METAL.

I MEAN WE DON'T NEED ANY EXTRA

REASONS, BUT I'M JUST YOU KNOW--

>> FAILURES. WE'RE FAILURES.

>> DON'TS DOES DAT.

>> WE'RE FAILURES.

>> NO, IT JUST WASN'TS

MEANTS TO BE, OKAY?

>> ALRIGHT.

SO WE'RE ALL IN AGREEMENT THEN?

NO MORE TRYING TO SUCK

OUR OWN [expletive].

>> AGREED.

>> WHOA--

>> Nathan: WHOOPSIE DAISY!

[ LAUGHING ]

>> YOU'VE CONSIDERED

MY PROPOSITION?

>> YES I HAVE.

>> YOUR ALLIANCE WOULD MEAN

MUCH TO US.

YOU BRING FORTH GREAT CUNNING

AND STRENGTH. >> AND YOU COULD GET ME

CLOSE TO EXPLOSION.

>> AND AFTER YOU'VE HAD

YOUR WAY WITH HIM.

>> YOU MAY DO AS YOU WISH.

>> TEST MORDHAUS

DEFENSE SYSTEMS.

>> SYSTEMS ENGAGE.

SYSTEM FUNCTIONING

AT 100% SIR.

>> VERY GOOD.

FLIGHTKLOK CAPTAIN 408?

DO YOU HAVE YOUR FLIGHT

TRAJECTORY POST CONCERT?

>> YES, SIR.

>> VERY GOOD THEN.

YOU ALL HAVE THE DOSSIERS

ON THE PEOPLE OF INTEREST?

>> SIR, YES WE DO.

>> ANY LUCK FINDING HIM?

>> REGRETFULLY NO, SIR.

>> WHERE ARE YOU, YOU CRAFTY

SON OF A BITCH?

WHERE ARE YOU?

SHOULD ANYTHING

GO WRONG WHATSOEVER

I'M LOOKING TO YOU.

YOU ARE THE BEST SOLDIERS

WE HAVE.

THIS WILL NO DOUBT BE THE MOST

DANGEROUS NIGHT IN YOUR LIFE

AND DETHKLOK'S LIFE.

PROTECT YOURSELVES,

PROTECT MORDHAUS,

AND MOST OF ALL,

PROTECT DETHKLOK.

>> YES, SIR!

>> SIR, THE SHUTTLES ARE READY

TO TAKE YOU AND THE BAND

TO THE PERFORMANCE RENDEZVOUS.

>> LET'S MAKE SURE THIS RECORD

DROPS THE WAY THAT IT SHOULD.

WITHOUT A [expletive] HITCH.

FALL OUT.

>> ALRIGHT, IT'S TIME TO GO.

WAIT, WHERE ARE THEY?

I CALLED THEM AN HOUR AGO.

>> OOOHHH!

>> OW, MY BACK!

>> GET US A CHIROPRACTOR

ON THE DETHCOPTER, A.S.A.P.

WHERE IS EVERYBODY ELSE?

>> OW! OW! MY BACK!

>> ANOTHER CHIROPRACTOR.

>> AW MY BACK!

>> AWWWWW.

>> I DONTS FEELS GOOD.

>> WAY TO GO BEING ALL

HUNG-OVER.

>> LET'S GET ANOTHER STRETCHER, GET SOME B12 SHOTS,

AND MAKE SOME BLACK COFFEE.

GUYS? >> YEAH?

>> LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN.

>> ASSHOLE. SORRY.

>> IT'S THE NIGHT BEFORE

THE OFFICIAL RELEASE OF

DETHKLOK'S HIGHLY ANTICIPATED

NEW ALBUM. MAJOR CITIES AROUND THE WORLD

ARE THROWING THEIR OWN

DETHKLOK PARTIES.

THIS DAY HAS OFFICIALLY PASSED

NEW YEAR'S IN POPULARITY.

>> AND EVEN MORE EXCITING

AND DECADENT WILL BE

THE DETHKLOK CD RELEASE PARTY

HELD AT DETHKLOK'S MULTI

COMPOUND FORTRESS HOME

MORDHAUS.

>> 40,000 LUCKY FANS ARE BEING

BROUGHT TO AN UNDISCLOSED

LOCATION FOR AN INTIMATE

EXCLUSIVE 'PRIVATE' PERFORMANCE.

>> FANS AND JOURNALISTS HAVE

SCOURED THE EARTH TO FIND THESE

DETHKLOK CONCERT GROUNDS.

THE WORLD IS LEFT WONDERING

"WHERE WILL THIS CONCERT BE?"

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ TONIGHT WE RIDE ♪

♪ ON CLOUDS OF FIRE ♪

♪ ♪

♪ WE SIT WITH GODS ♪

♪ OUR DEATH'S DESIRE ♪

♪ ♪

♪ WE FEAR NO MORTALS ♪

♪ IN THESE WORLDS ♪

♪ ♪

♪ THE GIFT WE GIVE YOU ♪

♪ IS YOUR SOUL ♪

♪ ♪

♪ FLY WITH US TONIGHT ♪

♪ ♪

[ APPLAUSE ]

>> OH GREAT, ANOTHER DOUCHE BAG

INDUSTRY PARTY.

>> GUYS, STICK AROUND THERE'S

A BUNCH OF PEOPLE I WANNA

INTRODUCE YOU TOO.

TRY NOT TO GET TOO WASTED.

>> C'MON DATS NOT FAIR.

IT'S A PARTY!

>> HOW ABOUT JUST PACE

YOURSELVES.

NOT LIKE YOUR BUDDY OVER THERE.

>> [ RETCHES ]

>> WHY ARE YOU HUNCHED OVER?

>> WELL, YOU SEE, I TRIED TO SUCK MY OWN D--

UHHH,

I TRIED --

I HAD TO SAVE SOME BABIES!

>> SKWISGAAR, THIS IS

THE LABEL HEAD'S SON,

HE WANTED TO ASK YOU A COUPLE

QUICK QUESTIONS ABOUT GUITAR.

UH, YOU GUYS HAVE FUN.

>> I'M GONNA BE THE FASTEST

GUITAR PLAYER EVER.

>> SURES, YEAH.

>> ONE DAY, I'M GONNA BE

THE GREATEST GUITAR PLAYER

THAT THE WORLD'S EVER SEEN.

>> GOOD. GOODS FOR YOU.

GOODS FOR YOU.

>> SO, WHAT KINDA AMPS ARE

YOU GONNA BE USING?

>> ONES DAT MAKES MY GUITARS

LOUDERS, OKAY?

>> HOW MANY GUITARS DO YOU

TAKE ON THE ROAD?

>> A MILLIONS BILLIONS.

>> HOW MANY EXTRA STRINGS

DO YOU TAKE? >> EXACTLY HOW MANY PACKS,

OR HOW MANY STRINGS

BY THEMSELVES?

>> HOW MANY STRINGS BY THEMSELVES.

>> ONES MILLIONS.

>> WHAT KIND OF CABLES DO YOU

USE? DO YOU USE WIRELESS?

>> WELL THAT'S ACTUALLYS

INTERESTINGS,

I HAS BEEN EXPERI--

>> I GOTTA GO.

>> DIS PARTIES AMS DILDOS.

>> DANCING FOR THE CRACKER.

THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING.

IT'S HUMILIATING. >> CONGRATS! HOW ABOUT HOGS

ALL AROUND? CONGRATS!

>> WHAT ARE THOSE GUYS DOING WITH THAT?

>> THAT'S THE MASTER.

THOSE BOYS ARE JUST TAKING IT

DOWNSTAIRS TO PUT IT

IN THE SECRET VAULT.

BE CAREFUL BOYS, THAT'S OUR

LIVELIHOOD RIGHT THERE!

>> SHOULD WE SAY "SECRET VAULT"

LIKE AT THE TOP OF OUR LUNGS?

>> HEY I DON'T GIVE

A [expletive] WOOOOOO!

>> HEY WE'RE PUTTINGS OUR

VALUABLES IN THE SECRETS VAULT,

EVERYBODYS CHECKS IT OUT!

>> ALRIGHT, SKWISGAAR, THAT'S --

OKAY.

[ RUMBLING ]

>> GET A TEAM AROUND THE BOYS.

[ SIZZLING ]

>> WHAT'S GOING ON?

>> WE JUST GOT HIT BY SOME HUGE

FORCE, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

>> AND THE SHIELDS?

>> THEY'RE DOWN.

>> THE MISSILES ARE COMING

FROM THERE.

RELEASE THE DETHSPIDERS.

[ SIZZLING ]

>> WE NEED TO TAKE

THAT THING OUT.

YOU GET ON DETHKLOK NOW.

GET THE GUESTS TO SAFETY

AND YOU HAVE THE DETHSOLDIERS

MEET ME IN FRONT OF THE ALPHA

HATCH IN FIVE.

>> FIRE DRILL!

FIRE DRILL!

FIRE DRILL!

BAND FIRE CHIEF!

I'M TALKING ABOUT SAVING

YOUR LIVES!

FIRE DRILL!

FIRE DRILL!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

KEEP CALM AND STAY LOW!

I WILL USHER YOU TO SAFETY!

HEY MAMA, FOLLOW ME.

IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.

>> PICKLES!

SKWISGAAR!

THE MASTER!

SAVE THE MASTER!

>> THE MASTER?

>> THE MASTER RECORD!

>> OOOH, RIGHT! RIGHT!

>> [ WOMAN GROANS ]

[ GUNSHOT ]

>> [ WOMAN GROANS ]

>> TOKI!

TOKI!!!

>> SOMETHINGS SMOKINS?

DIDS I LEAVES THE LUNCHABLES

IN THE MICROWAVES?

>> GET UP, GET ON MY BACK.

>> YOU MINDS IF IS PASS OUTS

FOR THE REST OF THIS?

[ BEEP BEEP ]

>> WE'RE SAFE HERE FOR NOW.

>> ARHHHHHHH!!

YOU DON'T KNOW ME

BUT I KNOW YOU.

[ GUNFIRE ]

>> STANDS BEHINDS ME.

[ GRUNTING ]

WOW, AND THE NECKS IS

STILL STRAIGHTS.

>> YOU.

YOU TRIED TO KILL ME.

>> KILL?

NO.

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT,

YOU CRAZY BITCH?

>> I SHOW YOU WHAT I WANT.

>> GET AWAY FROM THERE!

THAT WAS A BACKDRAFT.

EVERYONE JUST STAY CALM!

>> YOU'RE SAVING ALL

THESE PEOPLE'S LIVES!

>> JUST DOING MY JOB.

>> [ GRUNTS ]

[ GLASS BREAKS ]

>> TAKES DAT, YOU GERMAN WHORE.

>> TOKI!

>> TAKES THAT.

[ GUNFIRE CONTINUES ]

>> SUCH A SHAME, SHE'S SO HOT,

SO [expletive] CRAZY.

>> JUST FIGUREDS THAT OUT?

ALL THE HOTS ONES IS CRAZY.

>> I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

>> THE UGLY ONES TOO.

>> THERE'S A FIRE.

>> Nathan: I'M ONLY SAYING THIS

BECAUSE YOU'RE SO DRUNK THAT

YOU AREN'T GOING TO REMEMBER

AND YOU WON'T TELL ON ME FOR

GIVING A [expletive]

ABOUT YOUR LIFE,

BUT, MAN YOU'VE BEEN [expletive]

WAY TOO DRUNK LATELY.

>> HEY NATHANS?

IS DE REAL REASONS YOU TELLS ME

DIS IS BECAUSE YOU CARES

ABOUT ME?

>> OH GOD.

>> YOU CARES ABOUT ME!

>> OH, TOKI, DON'T DO THIS

TO ME RIGHT NOW.

DON'T THROW UP.

>> [ RETCHES ]

>> I AM GOING TO SHOW YOU

SOMETHING

THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW.

>> Salacia: [ EVIL LAUGHTER ]

YOU ARE MINE NOW.

[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]

[ PANTING ]

>> THIS IS WHERE IT ALL ENDS.

>> WE ARE DEADS.

>> SKWISGAAR,

BEFORE WE DIE...

>> YES, MY FRIENDS?

>> I,

I DID IT.

>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKINGS

ABOUT?

>> LAST NIGHT, I --

I DID IT.

I SUCKED MY OWN [expletive]

LAST NIGHT.

[ SNIFFLES ]

I CAN DIE NOW.

>> I WANT YOU TO STAY ALIVE.

I WANT YOU TO STAY ALIVE

WHILE I TORTURE YOU.

I WANT YOU TO FEEL THE PAIN.

[ GRUNTS ]

>> THAT'S MY BREAD AND BUTTER

YOU'RE [expletive] WITH.

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