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>> THE WORLD IS STILL WAITING.

WHERE IS THE NEW DETHKLOK

ALBUM? THERE HAVE BEEN MANY DELAYS, AND

THE FANS ARE RESTLESS.

SOME FANS HAVE THREATENED TO

DETONATE A STOLEN NUCLEAR DEVICE

IF THEY DON'T HEAR WORD OF A NEW

ALBUM SOON.

THE TENSION IS THICK, AND THE

WORLD COULD ERUPT INTO VIOLENCE

AT ANY TIME. DETHKLOK HAS PROMISED A

DEADLINE.

GOD HELP US ALL IF THEY FAIL TO

MEET IT.

[ RAPID DRUMMING ]

>> Pickles: O-O-O-O-O-H!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

[ PANTING ]

>> Dick: OKAY. READY?

WE'RE GONNA ROLL ON THIS ONE,

OKAY?

>> Pickles: YOU WEREN'T

RECORDING ON THAT ONE?!

>> Dick: NO, WE HAD A LITTLE

BUZZ, SO JUST HOLD ON.

OKAY, WE'RE READY NOW, GO!

>> Pickles: WHAT THE [BLEEP]

HOLD ON, I GOT TO CATCH MY

BREATH.

JUST GET IT RIGHT, OKAY?

[ RAPID DRUMMING ]

>> Nathan: HEY, CAN I STOP YOU

RIGHT THERE? DO YOU THINK YOU COULD JUST DO

IT A LITTLE BETTER, YOU KNOW?

JUST -- I DON'T KNOW --

SOMETHING SOUNDS A LITTLE WEIRD

TO ME. I CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT.

>> Pickles: HOW ABOUT I DO

THIS -- I'LL SMASH YOUR FACE?!

>> Nathan: MAYBE THAT'S WHAT IT

IS -- YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT

SMASHING FACES. IT'LL SOUND BETTER.

DO IT AGAIN. GO.

>> Pickles: ARE YOU GUYS EATING

OUT THERE?

AM I SMELLING FRENCH TOAST?

>> Nathan: NO. NO.

JUST GET THE DRUMS RIGHT, AND

WE'LL BRING YOU OUT IN A WHILE.

BUT, YEAH, IT IS FRENCH TOAST.

IT'S REALLY GOOD.

>> Dick: GO. ROLLING.

>> Nathan: GO. >> Dick: GO.

[ RAPID DRUMMING ]

WAIT, HOLD ON. STOP, STOP, STOP.

>> Pickles: WHAT?! WHAT THE [BLEEP]

>> Dick: I'M GONNA CHECK THE MIC

PLACEMENT, OKAY?

>> Pickles: HEY, SERIOUSLY, IF

YOU DON'T GET THIS ONE RIGHT, I

SWEAR TO GOD I'LL KILL YOU.

NOW YOUR LIFE IS AT STAKE.

>> Dick: HEY, PICKLES.

NOBODY ELSE IS COMPLAINING LIKE

THIS, JUST YOU.

>> Pickles: GET THE [BLEEP] OUT

OF HERE.

>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!

DETHKLOK! ♪

[ GUITAR PLAYING, BUZZING ]

>> Dick: YEAH.

I'M STILL HEARING THAT BUZZ.

>> Skwisgaar: YEAH.

IT'S AIN'T MY PEDALS OR MY AMPS

OR MY GUITARS OR NOTHINGS.

>> Dick: DO A LITTLE EXPERIMENT

FOR ME, WILL YOU?

GIVE THAT GUITAR TO YOUR GUITAR

TECH RIGHT THERE.

>> Skwisgaar: OKAYS, BUT I

DON'T SEE THE POI--

[ BUZZING STOPS ]

IT STOPS BUZZINGS ONCE I

GIVES IT TO THIS GUY.

>> Dick: NO MORE BUZZ, HUH?

DO ME A FAVOR -- JUST TOUCH IT,

OKAY? >> Skwisgaar: WITH WHATS DO YOU

WANT ME TO TOUCH THE GUITARS?

>> Dick: HEY, HOW ABOUT ONE OF

YOUR FINGERS?

>> Skwisgaar: YEAH, OKAY.

[ BUZZ ] HEY!

IT AMS BUZZES WHEN I POINTS ON

IT WITH MY FINGERS.

>> Dick: YEAH, OKAY.

NOW PUT THE GUITAR BACK ON.

DO A LITTLE JUMP IN THE AIR FOR

ME, OKAY? [ BUZZING STOPS ]

[ BUZZING RESUMES ]

[ BUZZING STOPS, RESUMES ]

>> Skwisgaar: IT AMS NOT BUZZ AS

LONGS AS I AMS IN THE AIRS, I

THINK SO.

>> Dick: YEAH, OKAY.

PUT THE GUITAR DOWN.

COME ON OUT.

>> Dick: YOU KNOW, I'VE READ

ABOUT THIS KIND OF THING HAPPENING.

>> Skwisgaar: HOW THE [BLEEP] AM

I SUPPOSED TO RECORDS THIS NOW?

I'M [BLEEP] RIGHT? >> Dick: NOT NECESSARILY.

I HAVE AN IDEA.

>> Nathan: LET'S SEE...MURDER.

WHAT RHYMES WITH "MURDER"?

"SHEEP HERDER"?

NO.

"SPERDER"? "SQUIRTER"?

SQUIR-TER, MURD-TER...MAYBE.

>> MY LORD, A VERY LARGE PACKAGE

HAS ARRIVED FOR YOU FROM

ENGLAND. >> Nathan: OKAY.

WAIT. WHERE IN ENGLAND?

>> I BELIEVE THE RETURN ADDRESS

SAID "CAMELOT," MY LORD.

>> Nathan: OH, GOOD!

GOOD, GOOD, GOOD!

NOW I CAN START [BLEEP]

RECORDING.

>> Murderface: HERE WE ARE --

SHUT OUT OF THE WRITING PROCESS

AGAIN.

SAME OLD SONG AND DANCE.

♪ IT'S THE SAME OLD SONG AND

DANCE, MY FRIEND ♪

THEY'RE IN THERE WITH WRITER'S

BLOCK, AND WE'RE OUT HERE

BRIMMING WITH IDEAS.

IT'S JUST NOT FAIR.

WE CAN SAVE THIS BAND WITH OUR

MUSIC -- OUR MUSIC.

>> Toki: WHAT'S WE GONNA WRITES

ABOUT?

>> Murderface: THERE'S A LOT OF

STUFF. THINK ABOUT IT.

LIKE...FOOD.

UH, SLEEPING, TAKING A [BLEEP]

JUST REGULAR STUFF.

>> Toki: YEAH, THERE AIN'TS NO

SONGS ABOUTS JUST TAKING IT

EASY.

>> Murderface: BACK UP.

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

>> Toki: I SAYS THERE AIN'TS NO

SONGS ABOUT TAKING IT EASY.

>> Murderface: TAKING IT EASY.

TAKING IT EASY.

TAKING IT EASY!

MAN, YOU'RE A GENIUS, TOKI!

GET A PAD OF PAPER!

WE'RE GONNA WRITE A HIT

[BLEEP] SONG!

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING, CLANKING ]

>> Dick: STOP, STOP, STOP.

>> Nathan: WHAT'S THE PROBLEM

NOW? WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE?

>> Dick: IT'S JUST A LITTLE...ON

THE CLANKY SIDE, OKAY?

>> Nathan: SO?

CAN'T YOU DIAL THE CLANKINESS

OUT? >> Dick: I'M TRYING.

I'M DOING EVERYTHING I CAN.

HEY, HOW ABOUT WE JUST TAKE FIVE

ON THE WHOLE SUIT-OF-ARMOR THING

ENTIRELY? >> Nathan: I THINK WE SHOULD TRY

A COUPLE MORE THINGS, YOU KNOW?

>> Dick: IF YOU JUST, MAYBE,

DIDN'T SHAKE AROUND THE MACE AS

MUCH, YOU KNOW?

>> Nathan: IT'S A MORNING STAR,

AND YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW I FEEL

ABOUT THAT. >> Dick: NATHAN.

>> Nathan: JUST CONSIDER MY EARLIER IDEA.

THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. >> Dick: PUT THE WHOLE BAND IN

ARMOR? >> Nathan: PUT THE WHOLE BAND IN

ARMOR. >> Skwisgaar: HEY, KNUBBLERS,

AMS WE GONNA DOINGS THIS OR

WHAT? >> Dick: OH, YEAH.

HEY, SORRY GUYS, WRAP FOR THE

DAY. CUTTING YOU LOOSE.

WE'LL BE BACK.

>> Nathan: WHERE YOU GUYS GOING?

PICKING UP FOOD? GET INDIAN.

>> Toki: GETS SUSHI! CURRY!

>> Pickles: GET [BLEEP] FRENCH

TOAST THIS TIME, YOU [BLEEP]

>> Murderface: I'M SICK OF

FRENCH TOAST.

>> Dick: UH, GUYS, WE'RE NOT

GOING OUT TO GET FOOD.

>> Murderface: WHY NOT?!

>> Skwisgaar: WE AMS GOINGS TO

RECORD MY GUITAR PARTS.

IT MAY BE THE MOST DANGEROUS

THINGS I AMS EVERS DONE.

>> Toki: THENS WHYS YOU DOS

IT?

>> Skwisgaar: BECAUSE I AMS A

TONES CHASER.

>> Nathan: THAT'D BE FUNNY IF HE

SAID HE WAS A SQUIRREL CHASER.

THAT'D BE BETTER, YOU KNOW?

PICKLES.

PICKLES.

SQUIRREL CHASER.

>> Pickles: YEAH, I KNOW.

>> Dick: NOW, YOU JUMP OUT, AND

I'M GONNA PLAY THE TRACK, AND

WE'LL BE ROLLING, OKAY?!

SO STAY FOCUSED AND DON'T FORGET

TO PULL THE RIP CHORD WHEN YOU

LEVEL OFF. YOU GOT IT?

>> Skwisgaar: UH-HUH!

>> Dick: YOU READY?!

>> Skwisgaar: LET'S DO THIS!

AAH!

[ GUITAR SOLO PLAYS ]

>> Toki: SO THIS AMS THE BUTTON

WHAT MAKES IT RECORD, AND THIS

AMS THE BUTTON THAT MAKES IT

STOPS RECORDS, AND THIS AMS THE

BUTTONS THATS MAKES IT ERASE

SKWISGAAR'S GUITAR TRACKS.

OH, NO! WHAT HAS I DONE?!

I CAN'T PLAYS IT.

IT'S TOO DAMNS HARD.

SKWISGAAR'S ALWAYS MAKES IT SO

HARD.

DAMNS YOU, STUPID, SLOW, STUBBY

FINGERS.

DON'T LOOKS AT ME.

OH, SHUCKS!

WHATS AM I GONNA DO?!

>> Skwisgaar: HEY, KNUBBLERS.

STILL JAZZED ABOUT HOWS GREAT

THAT RECORDINGS WENT, HUH?

HEY, YOU MINDS PLAYING ME SOME

OF THOSE TRACKS.

>> Toki: WHY DOS THAT?

HEY, LET'S ALL GETS LUNCH -- MY

TREATS!

LET'S GETS OUT OF THIS STUFFY

PLACE!

LET'S JUST GETS OUT OF THIS

ROOM! COME ON!

GOS! GO!

>> Dick: HERE YOU GO, SKWISGAAR.

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Skwisgaar: WHATS THE [BLEEP]

IS THATS SOUNDS?

SOMETHING IS WRONGS HERE!

ISOLATES MY GUITAR TRACK.

[ GUITAR SOLO PLAYING ]

>> Toki: I'M SORRYS!

IT'S MY FAULTS!

I [BLEEP] ITS ALL UP.

DON'T KICKS ME OUT OF THE BAND!

I DO ANYTHINGS!

I SUCKS YOUR [BLEEP]

>> Skwisgaar: TOKI, PULLS

YOURSELF TOGETHER!

>> Dick: [BLEEP] SKWISGAAR, I

SHOULD HAVE BACKED THOSE SESSIONS UP.

I REALLY SHOULD HAVE. >> Toki: YEAH, YOU SHOULD HAVE

BACKED THOSE SESSIONS UP!

>> Dick: YOU'D DO WELL TO KEEP

QUIET, ALL RIGHT?

[BLEEP] SKWISGAAR, YOU KNOW WHAT

THIS MEANS, RIGHT?

>> Charles: UH, GUYS, MURDERFACE

AND TOKI ARE WAITING FOR YOU

TO MEET THEM, THEY WANT TO PITCH

THEIR SONG TO YOU.

EVEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, SAY

SOMETHING NICE, OKAY?

>> Nathan: WHATEVER.

>> Murderface: SO, YOU GUYS ARE

GOOD? >> Nathan: YEAH.

>> Murderface: YOU GOT YOUR

COFFEE? >> Pickles: YEAH.

>> Skwisgaar: OH, THANKS FOR THE

CUPS OF COFFEE.

>> Murderface: OH, MY PLEASURE.

MY PLEASURE.

Toki, offer them the hot towels.

>> Toki: BUT THEY DIDN'T--

>> Murderface: [ MUMBLES ]

>> Toki: AMS YOU GUYS WANTS THE

HOTS TOWEL? >> Nathan: NO, WE'RE GOOD.

LET'S DO THIS. >> Pickles: WE'RE JUST ABOUT

DONE WITH THE RECORD.

WE JUST WANT TO GET BACK TO IT,

SO, COME ON, JUST PLAY IT.

>> Murderface: I JUST WANT TO

MAKE EVERYTHING PERFECT.

I WANT YOU TO BE COMFORTABLE.

>> Nathan: IT'S FINE. PRESS PLAY.

>> Murderface: YOU DON'T HAVE

TO BE RUDE. I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT RUDE.

LOOK, NOW I'M GONNA PLAY YOU

THIS SONG THAT I WROTE -- TOKI

HELPED.

AND IT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU

GUYS COULD KEEP YOUR COMMENTS TO

YOURSELF, JUST KEEP QUIET WHILE

WE PLAY IT AND THEN NOT

INTERJECT.

>> Skwisgaar: WHATS WOULD WE

INTERJECTS ABOUT?

>> Murderface: MAN, JUST CAN IT!

SO I CAN PLAY YOU SOMETHING

THAT'LL BLOW YOUR MIND, ALL

RIGHT. SOMETHING THAT I'M REAL--

>> Nathan: WHAT'S IT CALLED?

>> Murderface: IT'S CALLED

"TAKIN' IT EASY."

>> Pickles: "TAKIN'," LIKE WITH

AN APOSTROPHE? >> Murderface: YEAH.

>> Nathan: INSTEAD OF "TAKING."

>> Murderface: I SAID, CAN

THE INTERJECTIONS TILL AFTER!

READY? HERE GOES.

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Nathan: WHO ENGINEERED THIS?

>> Murderface: I JUST TOLD YOU

NO INTERRUPTIONS!

IT JUST KILLS THE MOMENTUM!

>> Nathan: OH, RIGHT, RIGHT,

RIGHT, SORRY.

>> Murderface: TOKI ENGINEERED

IT, WHY? >> Nathan: NOTHING.

IT SOUNDS GOOD SO FAR.

JUST PLAY IT.

>> Toki: WHAT'S DO LIKES ABOUT

IT THE MOST?

>> Murderface: TOKI, SHUT UP!

GOD! JUST LISTEN!

MOUTH [BLEEP] SHUT! OPEN MIND!

READY TO DIG SOME REALLY COOL --

SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP AND LISTEN!

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> ♪ WHAT YOU ALL DOIN' ON A

SATURDAY NIGHT? ♪

♪ I'D RATHER BE SLEEPIN' THAN

GETTIN' IN A FIGHT ♪

♪ YOU ROCK IT TO THE NORTH ♪

♪ YOU ROCK IT TO THE EAST ♪

♪ YOU ROCK IT ALL AROUND LIKE

A HEAVY METAL BEAST ♪

>> ♪ YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA ♪

>> ♪ YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA ♪

>> ♪ YOU KNOWS YOU GOTS TO TAKES

IT ♪

>> ♪ YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA ♪

>> ♪ TAKIN' IT, TAKIN' IT ♪

♪ EASY ♪

♪ TAKIN' IT, TAKIN' IT ♪

♪ EASY ♪

♪ TAKIN' IT EASY ♪

♪ TAKIN' IT, TAKIN' IT ♪

[ SILENCE ]

>> Nathan: GREAT, GUYS.

>> Pickles: YEAH, YOU GUYS

REALLY NAILED IT.

>> Murderface: WANT TO HEAR IT

AGAIN? >> Nathan: NO, I MEAN, UH...

>> Murderface: OKAY, GUYS. YOU OBVIOUSLY LIKE IT.

SO LET'S JUST CUT THE [BLEEP]

MAN. IS THIS THING GOING ON THE

RECORD OR WHAT?!

>> Nathan: NO.

>> Murderface: WHAT?

WHAT THE [BLEEP] DO YOU MEAN,

"NO"?!

>> Skwisgaar: IT DON'TS SOUNDS

LIKE A DETHKLOK SONG.

I MEAN, IT'S GREAT STUFFS BUT...

>> Murderface: AHA!

THEY SAID IT'S GREAT!

ARE YOU HEARING THIS, TOKI?

THIS IS YOU OPENING [BLEEP]

TRACK, YOU DEAF MONKEY PIECES OF

[BLEEP]

>> Toki: LET'S JUST QUIT WHILE

WE'RE AHEAD.

>> Murderface: OH, YOU'RE

[BLEEP] BAILING ON ME, TOO?!

FINE! >> Toki: NO, BUT IF YOU SCREAMS

AT THEMS, THENS YOU BLOWS IT!

WE CAN STILL TALKS THEM INTO IT!

>> Nathan: UH, NO, YOU CAN'T.

>> Murderface: [BLEEP] ALL OF

YOU! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME!

[BLEEP] YOU, [BLEEP] YOU, AND

[BLEEP] YOU!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PICKLES?

ARE YOU FILMING ME WITH YOUR

[BLEEP] CAMERA PHONE, YOU

[BLEEP]

>> Pickles: YEAH, I'M SORRY.

I'LL PUT THAT AWAY.

IT'S NOT APPROPRIATE.

>> Murderface: SO, WAIT.

JUST SO I UNDERSTAND.

YOU'RE ALL PASSING ON

"TAKIN' IT EASY"?

>> Nathan: YEAH, WE PASS.

>> Murderface: I CAN'T EVEN

BEGIN TO BELIEVE THAT.

WELL [BLEEP] ALL OF YOU I'M

KEEPING THAT SONG FOR

PLANET PISS.

>> Toki: SO I'MS IN PLANET PISS

NOW? >> Murderface: NO [BLEEP] YOU!

YOU'RE NOT IN PLANET PISS, YOU

[BLEEP] GREEDY ASSHOLE! NO!

>> Toki: I'LL [BLEEP] SUES

YOU, MURDERFACE, THAT'S MINE!

>> Murderface: WHAT ARE YOU

[BLEEP] DOING?!

ARE YOU GONNA THROW A BASKET OF

HOT TOWELS AT ME?

>> Toki: YES, I'M GONNA THROWS A

BASKET OF HOT TOWELS AT YOU!

>> Murderface: WELL, I DON'T

THINK YOU SHOULD! >> Toki: WHY NOT?

>> Murderface: BECAUSE THOSE

TOWELS ARE REALLY HOT!

DON'T [BLEEP] THROW HOT TOWELS,

YOU LUNATIC!

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]

>> MILLIONS OF DETHKLOK FANS

HAVE GATHERED AROUND MORDHAUS.

THEY ARE WAITING FOR THE

CHIMNEY SMOKE TO TURN FROM WHITE

TO BLACK.

THIS WILL MEAN THE NEW ALBUM

IS COMPLETE.