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>> THEY WERE THE KINGS OF AN
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ERA.
WE'VE ALREADY SEEN WHERE THEY
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WERE AFTER WE DIDN'T KNOW WHERE
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THEY WERE, BUT WHERE ARE THEY
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NOW NOW?
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JUST WHEN EVERYONE THOUGHT
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SNAKES N' BARRELS WERE DONE FOR
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GOOD, THEY REUNITED.
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BUT TRAGEDY WOULD INTERVENE.
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UNTIL NOW NOW.
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SNAKES N' BARRELS IS BACK AGAIN!
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{\an8}...AND DYNAMIC NEW FRONT MAN
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{\an8}RIKKI KIXX ARE BACK TO KICK YOUR
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{\an8}ASS INTO SOBRIETY!
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>> I MET THESE GUYS AT THEIR
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ABSOLUTE WORST AND PULLED THEM
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OUT OF THE DARK AND GOT THEM
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CLEAN AT MY RIKKI KIXX
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"KIKKIN' IT" REHAB CENTER.
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AND WE JUST HIT IT OFF, AND THE
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NEXT THING I KNEW, I WAS THEIR
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NEW SINGER.
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IT WAS MAGICAL.
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>> RIKKI KIXX HAS TAKEN IN MANY
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EX-ROCKERS AND HELPED THEM GET
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OFF DRUGS AND ALCOHOL.
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>> THE KEY TO GETTING SOBER AND
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LIVING CLEAN IS IDENTIFYING THE
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PROBLEM.
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AND THAT PROBLEM WAS PICKLES.
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{\an8}>> AND THIS MONTH, FOR THE FIRST
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{\an8}TIME EVER, THE NEW ENERGIZED AND
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{\an8}SOBER SNAKES N' BARRELS WILL
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{\an8}HEADLINE THE RIKKI KIXX
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{\an8}"SOBERTOWN U.S.A. NO DRUGS
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{\an8}ALLOWED SOBER ROCK 'N' ROLL
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{\an8}SHOW," HOSTED BY
LEONARD ROCKSTEIN, FORMERLY
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{\an8}KNOWN AS DR. ROCKZO,
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{\an8}THE ROCK 'N' ROLL CLOWN.
ALL PROCEEDS TO GO TO THE
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{\an8}RIKKI KIXX "KIKKIN' IT"
REHAB CENTER.
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{\an8}>> WE'RE BRINGING SOBER BACK,
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{\an8}AND WE'RE TAKING NAMES!
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{\an8}SOBER IS THE FUTURE OF
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{\an8}ROCK 'N' ROLL!
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>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
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DETHKLOK! ♪
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♪ I'M...TICKING...
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FOR...THE... ♪
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♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK ♪
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♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF,
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TALLER THAN A TREE ♪
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♪ TOKI WARTOOTH,
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NOT A BUMBLEBEE ♪
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♪ WILLIAM MURDERFACE
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MURDERFACE MURDERFACE ♪
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♪ PICKLES THE DRUMMER
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DOODILY DOO DING DONG DOODILY ♪
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>> Pickles: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
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THAT'S MY [BLEEP] BAND OUT
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THERE, AND THEY'RE SOBER?!
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>> Charles: WELL, PICKLES, I
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HATE TO TELL YOU, BUT YOU DON'T
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ACTUALLY OWN THE NAME
SNAKES N' BARRELS.
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>> Pickles: WHY NOT?!
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HOW DID YOU LET THAT HAPPEN?!
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>> Charles: WELL, THE BAND
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EXISTED BEFORE YOU GOT THERE,
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AND I DIDN'T REPRESENT YOU THEN.
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I CAN ASSURE YOU IT WOULDN'T
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HAVE HAPPENED HAD I --
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>> Pickles: THEY'RE SOBER!
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>> Charles: COULD YOU PLEASE
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STOP BREAKING MY GOOD LAMPS?
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BREAK THOSE.
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THEY'RE FROM IKEA.
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>> Pickles: WHAT, THESE ONES?
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>> Charles: UH, YEAH.
>> Pickles: YOU REALLY GOT A LOT
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OF LAMPS IN HERE.
>> Charles: WELL, LIGHTING IS
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IMPORTANT.
IT CREATES A NICE ATMOS--
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>> Pickles: AAH!
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THE WHOLE THING THAT GETS ME IS
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THAT THEY GOT A NEW SINGER.
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WHO THE [BLEEP] IS THAT DILDO?
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HE'S LIKE A CHEAP CRAPPY
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KNOCKOFF, YOU KNOW?
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AND HE CHANGED THEM.
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IT'S LIKE THOSE GUYS ARE
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BRAINWASHED!
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IF I COULD JUST TALK TO THEM...
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>> Charles: WELL, YOU CAN'T,
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PICKLES.
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THEY HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER
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AGAINST YOU.
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>> Pickles: A RESTRAINING ORDER?
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[BLEEP] SNEAKY SOBER [BLEEP]
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SUCKER!
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>> Charles: CAN WE GET SOME MORE
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LAMPS IN HERE, PLEASE?
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THE CHEAP ONES. THANK YOU.
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>> Toki: HEY, WHO AMS BREAKINGS
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ALL THIS LAMPS?
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I WANT TO BREAK SOME!
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>> Charles: THEY'RE BRINGING IN
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MORE.
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>> Toki: WOWEE!
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>> Murderface: HEY!
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HEY, ALL THIS SNAKES N' BARRELS
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GOT ME THINKING THAT I GOT SOME
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LEGAL QUESTIONS ABOUT MY SIDE
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BAND -- YOU KNOW, PLANET PISS.
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>> Charles: DO YOU THINK IT CAN
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WAIT?
WE'RE IN A MEETING HERE.
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>> Murderface: WHAT ARE YOU
MEETING ABOUT, LAMPS?
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[ GLASS SHATTERING ]
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I GET IT, I GET IT.
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT MURDERFACE.
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IT DOESN'T MATTER.
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I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM.
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JUST LOOK RIGHT PAST ME.
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>> Charles: ALL RIGHT, ALL
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RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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>> Murderface: I JUST WANT TO
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TALK ABOUT THE FUTURE OF
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PLANET PISS, YOU KNOW?
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SO I DON'T WAKE UP SOMEDAY WITH
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PLANET PISS BEING FRONTED BY
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SOME OTHER ASSHOLE.
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>> Charles: OKAY, OKAY.
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>> Murderface: THAT'S MY BAND!
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>> Charles: REGISTER THE NAME,
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OKAY?
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>> Murderface: YEAH, YEAH.
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I KNOW THAT STUFF.
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>> Charles: NO. HAVE YOU
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REGISTERED THE NAME PLANET PISS?
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>> Murderface: YEAH.
>> Charles: YOU HAVE?
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>> Murderface: YEAH. I WILL.
>> Charles: OKAY, THEN?
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>> Murderface: OKAY.
>> Charles: NOW IF YOU DON'T
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MIND, I'M TALKING WITH --
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>> Murderface: HEY, DON'T BLOW
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ME OFF!
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I GOT STUFF TO SAY!
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>> Charles: WHAT DO YOU GOT?
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[ GLASS SHATTERING ]
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>> Murderface: UHHHHHHHHHHH...
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I WANT T-SHIRTS.
I WANT TO MAKE SOME T-SHIRTS.
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>> Charles: YOU WANT TO MAKE
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PLANET PISS T-SHIRTS?
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>> Murderface: YEAH, PLANET PISS
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T-SHIRTS.
T-SHIRTS ARE A BIG SELLER.
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IT'S MERCH!
>> Charles: I HEAR YOU.
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I'M GOING TO GET BACK TO THIS
NOW.
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WE'LL GET THAT DONE. LATER.
OKAY?
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>> Murderface: OKAY.
BETTER GET IT DONE.
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>> Charles: YES, I AGREE.
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GET IT DONE.
>> Murderface: OKAY, WHY DON'T
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YOU GET BACK TO THIS THEN?
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WE'LL GET THAT DONE LATER.
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>> Charles: THANKS.
YES, ALL RIGHT. WE'LL DO THAT.
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>> Murderface: YOU'RE WELCOME.
HELP OUT PICKLES.
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>> Charles: YES.
>> Murderface: YOU'RE WELCOME.
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GET THIS STUFF DONE LATER.
>> Charles: OKAY.
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>> Murderface: YOU CONCENTRATE
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ON THE FIRST THING --
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DO THAT NOW, GET MY STUFF LATER.
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I'LL TAKE A BACK SEAT.
>> Charles: THANK YOU.
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THAT'S VERY EXPANSIVE OF YOU.
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>> Murderface: WELL, YOU KNOW,
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TEAM PLAYER, TEAM PLAYER.
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>> Charles: ALL RIGHT, I'LL GET
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BACK TO THIS NOW.
>> Murderface: BUT WE WILL MEET
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LATER ABOUT THOSE T-SHIRTS.
>> Charles: YES, WE WILL.
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>> Murderface: YEAH, A LOT OF
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OTHER ISSUES, TOO, BUT YOU JUST,
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YEAH. GET IN THERE.
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>> Charles: OKAY. WE DONE?
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>> Murderface: YEAH. TILL LATER.
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>> Charles: YES, TILL LATER.
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>> Murderface: RIGHT.
>> YOUR LAMPS, SIR.
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>> Pickles: OVER HERE. SORRY.
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GIVE ME ONE.
>> Toki: OH, ME TOO!
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NOW TAKES THAT, YOU STUPID
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LAMPS!
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>> Skwisgaar: UH, EXCUSE MEs.
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WE'S HAS BEEN TALKINGS, AND --
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>> Nathan: WE WANT TO KNOW WHO
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OWNS THE NAME "DETHKLOK."
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>> Charles: GUYS, I'M IN A
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MEETING RIGHT NOW, IF YOU DON'T
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MIND.
>> Nathan: WHAT ARE YOU MEETING
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ABOUT, LAMPS?
>> Charles: WELL, PARTIALLY, BUT
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CAN YOU JUST HANG ON?
>> Skwisgaar: HOW COMES WE
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AIN'TS INVITEDS TO THE LAMPS
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MEETINGS, HUH?! SEE!
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THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS.
WE GETS EXCLUDEDS.
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>> Charles: IT'S NOT REALLY A
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LAMP MEETING, SKWISGAAR, AND IF
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IT WERE, I'D INVITE YOU.
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>> Skwisgaar: THAT'S ALL I WANTS
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TO KNOWS.
>> Nathan: HEY, WHO OWNS THE
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NAME "DETHKLOK"?
>> Charles: GUYS, YOU SHOULD
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KNOW THIS ONE.
IT'S VERY EASY.
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>> Toki: UM...YOUS?
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YOUS OWNS IT?
>> Charles: YOU GUYS DO.
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THE FIVE OF YOU OWN THE NAME OF
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YOUR BAND.
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>> Toki: OH, THAT'S GOODS.
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>> Nathan: OH, THANK GOD!
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WHEN WERE YOU GONNA TELL US
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THAT?
>> Pickles: YOU KNOW WHAT?
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[BLEEP] THIS [BLEEP] ALL RIGHT?!
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I'M [BLEEP] PISSED OFF!
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[BLEEP] SOBER [BLEEP] AND
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[BLEEP] THE RESTRAINING ORDER!
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I GOT TO TALK TO THOSE GUYS!
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>> Charles: PICKLES, I'D ADVISE
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AGAINST IT.
DON'T GO OVER THERE.
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>> Pickles: [BLEEP] THAT [BLEEP]
I'M GOING!
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WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
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>> Skwisgaar: YOU MEANS THE TV
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SHOWS?
>> Pickles: NO, NO, NO.
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SNAKES N' BARRELS.
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WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
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WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
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>> Nathan: OH, "WHERE ARE THEY
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NOW NOW"? RIGHT?
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>> Pickles: YEAH.
>> Nathan: THAT'S IN THE OTHER
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ROOM. THAT'S A TV SHOW.
>> Toki: YEAH, "WHERE ARE THEY
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NOWS NOW."
THEYS ONS THE TV.
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>> Pickles: NO, WHERE ARE THE
BAND SNAKES N' BARRELS NOW?
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>> Murderface: WHERE DO THEY
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FILM "WHERE ARE THEY NOW NOW"?
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>> Nathan: PICKLES, I TRY NOT TO
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WATCH A LOT OF TV, SO I DON'T
REALLY KNOW HOW TO HELP YOU.
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>> Pickles: NO, I WANT TO KNOW
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WHERE THEY ACTUALLY ARE RIGHT
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NOW.
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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>> Charles: STOP! STOP! STOP.
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THEY'RE IN L.A.
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[ GLASS SHATTERING ]
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>> Stampingston: GENTLEMEN,
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SNAKES N' BARRELS IS REUNITING
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AGAIN, AGAIN, WITHOUT PICKLES.
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SOME TIME AGO, WE ATTEMPTED TO
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CONTROL PICKLES AND
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SNAKES N' BARRELS WITH A
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TOP-SECRET EXPERIMENTAL DRUG
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CALLED TOTALLY AWESOME SWEET
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ALABAMA LIQUID SNAKE.
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PICKLES' TOLERANCE TO THE DRUG
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RENDERED OUR PLAN USELESS.
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>> Orlaag: IT WAS A TOTAL
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FIASCO.
>> Stampingston: HERE TO EXPLAIN
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MORE IS
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DR. AMOMOLITH CHESTERFIELD.
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>> MY DRUG, TOTALLY AWESOME
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SWEET ALABAMA LIQUID SNAKE,
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WORKED ON THE REST OF
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SNAKES N' BARRELS AND LEFT THEM
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BLANK SLATES READY TO BE
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REPROGRAMMED.
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UNFORTUNATELY, THE FIRST PERSON
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THEY ENCOUNTERED WAS RIKKI KIXX.
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>> Stampingston: AND HE USED HIS
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SOBER INFLUENCE TO CUT HIMSELF
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IN ON THE RIGHTS TO
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SNAKES N' BARRELS.
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>> MY DRUG IS STILL ALIVE IN THE
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SYSTEMS OF THE NOW-SOBER MEMBERS
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OF SNAKES N' BARRELS.
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I, HOWEVER, HAVE A GRAVE
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WARNING.
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THERE IS A LONG-TERM SIDE
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EFFECT -- A TERRIBLE AND
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DESTRUCTIVE SIDE EFFECT.
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WITH ENOUGH STIMULUS, THE DRUG
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LIVING IN THEIR FAT CELLS WILL
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IGNITE.
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>> Stampingston: SPONTANEOUS
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HUMAN COMBUSTION.
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>> NOT QUITE.
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BLUE PHOSPHOROUS SNAKES WILL
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SHOOT FORTH FROM THE ORIFICES OF
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THE USERS, AND THEY WILL GO MAD
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WITH RAGE.
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>> Orlaag: ALL OF THEIR
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ORIFICES?
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>> I'M AFRAID SO.
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>> Crozier: WHAT KIND OF
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STIMULUS CAN CAUSE THIS?
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>> BRIGHT LIGHTS, LOUD SOUNDS,
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PYROTECHNICS.
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>> Stampingston: THIS RIKKI KIXX
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"SOBERTOWN U.S.A. NO DRUGS
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ALLOWED SOBER ROCK 'N' ROLL
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SHOW," HOSTED BY
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LEONARD ROCKSTEIN, COULD BE A
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DISASTER.
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>> LET'S HOPE THAT I'M WRONG,
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GENTLEMEN.
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LET'S HOPE THAT I AM WRONG.
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[ CAR ALARM ACTIVATES ]
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[ HORN HONKS ]
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>> I HAVE CLARITY NOW, AND
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THAT'S AN AMAZING THING, I TELL
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YOU.
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AND THE KEY TO GETTING CLEAN IS
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KILLING THAT PART OF YOU THAT
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WAS HURTING YOU.
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YOU GOT TO KILL THAT PART OF
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YOURSELF.
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AND FOR ME, IT WAS THAT CLOWN.
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THAT [BLEEP] [BLEEP] CLOWN.
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THE CLOWN HAD TO GO DOWN.
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LEONARD ROCKSTEIN DIDN'T LIKE
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TO DO DRUGS.
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LEONARD ROCKSTEIN'S A NICE GUY
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WITH ASPIRATIONS.
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LEONARD ROCKSTEIN'S GOING TO
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DeVRY, LEARNING HOW TO BE AN
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I.T. TECH, GETTING HIS [BLEEP]
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TOGETHER.
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NOT THE CLOWN.
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T-T-THE CLOWN LOVED COCAINE.
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T-T-THE CLOWN LOVED STEALING AND
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HURTIN' HIS FRIENDS.
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THE CLOWN DID IT ALL.
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BUT I WRESTLED THAT CLOWN.
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I WRESTLED THAT CLOWN AND BROKE
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HIS [BLEEP] FACE!
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AND I SAID, "CLOWN, GET OUT!
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GET OUT, CLOWN!
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GET OUT!"
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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ANYWAY, I'VE BEEN SOBER FOR
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ABOUT TWO MONTHS, GIVE OR TAKE.
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THANK YOU!
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>> YES! CLAP FOR HIM!
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CLAP FOR HIM, MY CHILDREN OF
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SOBRIETY!
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SHOW HIM YOUR LOVE!
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NOW, AS YOU KNOW, THE CONCERT IS
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COMING UP TOMORROW, AND YOU WILL
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BE TEMPTED BY DRUGS AND ALCOHOL!
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BUT WE MUST BE STRONG, CHILDREN.
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WE ARE POWERFUL, AND WE HAVE THE
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POWER TO MAKE ROCK 'N' ROLL
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SOBER FOREVER!
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NOW LET'S PASS THAT [BLEEP]
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BASKET AROUND.
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>> Toki: OH, THERES.
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NOWS I'Ms THE OWNERS OF THE
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PLANETS PISS DOMAIN.
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>> Skwisgaar: YEAH, THAT'S
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PRETTYS GOODS.
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YOU AMs THE OWNERS OF ALL THE
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PLANETS PISS OUT THERE.
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>> Nathan: AND DOT ENT AND
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DOT U.K.
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>> Toki: DOTS EVERYTHINGS!
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I OWNS IT ALL!
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I LOVES IT!
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>> Skwisgaar: HEYS, I GOTS A
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REALLY GOODS IDEAS!
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DOES ANYBODIES OF YOUS KNOWS
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ANYTHINGS ABOUT WEBS DESIGNS?
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>> Toki: I JUST INSTALLEDS A
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RIPPED VERSIONS OF THE
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DREAMWEAVERS.
>> Nathan: THIS IS GONNA BE
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GOOD.
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>> MASTER, I HAVE THE NUMBERS
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FOR THE SOBRIETY CONCERT TICKET
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PRESALES.
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>> OH, YES?
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WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE!
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TELL ME, YOU [BLEEP] TWIT!
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>> THE CONCERT HAS SOLD OUT.
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>> THIS DESERVES A TOAST!
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GET ME A BOTTLE OF THE, UH...
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NO!
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>> M-MASTER?
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>> OH, DAMN IT!
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DAMN YOU, SOBRIETY, YOU HORRID
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[BLEEP] MONSTER!
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>> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
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>> WHAT AM I SAYING?
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DON'T YOU [BLEEP] GET IT?!
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SOBRIETY IS A CONSTANT HELL.
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DON'T YOU THINK I'D BE DRINKING
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IF I COULD?
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BUT I CAN'T!
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YOU KNOW WHY I CAN'T?
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BECAUSE MY [BLEEP] LIVER IS
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SHOT.
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I CAN'T BECAUSE THE [BLEEP] COPS
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MAKE ME DO PERIODICAL DRUG
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TESTS!
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I CAN'T BECAUSE I'M THE [BLEEP]
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SPOKESPERSON FOR A [BLEEP] REHAB
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CENTER!
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I'M [BLEEP] [BLEEP]
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>> BUT THEN WHY ARE YOU HELPING
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PEOPLE KICK DRUGS AND ALCOHOL?
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>> WHY?
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YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?
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BECAUSE IF I HAVE TO BE SOBER,
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THEN I'LL MAKE EVERYBODY SOBER,
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AND THEY'LL HAVE TO LIVE IN THE
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HELL ON EARTH THAT I DO.
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>> NO! IT'S NOT TRUE.
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>> YES! SO NOW YOU KNOW.
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NOW YOU [BLEEP] KNOW!
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AND YOU'LL DO WELL TO KEEP YOUR
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FILTHY MOUTH SHUT ABOUT IT.
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KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, OR WE'LL
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LOSE EVERYTHING.
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>> OF COURSE, MASTER. OF COURSE.
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YOU CAN TRUST ME.
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I-I WON'T TELL ANYONE.
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>> THAT'S RIGHT.
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YOU WON'T.
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>> [ GAGGING ]
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>> DIE, YOU PIECE OF [BLEEP]
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[ BONES CRACKING ]
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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YOU WON'T.
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[ AIR BRAKES HISS ]
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>> MY LORDS, WE ARE IN L.A.
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>> Toki: WOWEE!
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WHATS IS L.A.?
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>> Pickles: IT'S THE HOME OF
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ROCK.
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COME ON, I'LL SHOW YOU!
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THIS PLACE USED TO BE
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DR. THONG'S HONEY PIT RIGHT
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HERE.
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THIS PLACE WAS PACKED WITH
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CREAM-OF-THE-CROP, SCUMBAG ROCK
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ROYALTY, SHOOTING [BLEEP] DOPE
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AND GETTING LAP DANCES.
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>> Murderface: BUT, PICKLES, THE
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GUYS IN GLAM ROCK SEEM LIKE
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LONG-HAIRED PUSSIES WITH MAKEUP
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ON AND TIGHT PANTS, YOU KNOW?
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>> Pickles: AND I'M NOT SAYING
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THEY WEREN'T, MURDERFACE, BUT
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EVEN THE SUPER-POSER GLAM ROCK
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PUSSIES UNDERSTOOD THE
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ROCK 'N' ROLL FUNDAMENTALS OF
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DRUGS AND ALCOHOL.
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>> Skwisgaar: OH, YEAH, THEMS
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AM SOME PRETTY HOT SKANKS I'D
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LIKES TO TAKES A CRACK AT.
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>> Nathan: YOU KNOW IT!
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>> Toki: OH, WHO'S THATS GUY?
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>> Pickles: THAT'S TIMMY RAZZLE
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OF THE BAND RAZZLE STICKS.
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>> Murderface: WHAT, SO HE'S
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GONNA HAVE A GANG BANG AND
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STUFF, AND HE CAN'T GET IT UP?
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>> Pickles: WELL, KIND OF.
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HE'S DEAD. [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> Murderface: THAT'S PRETTY
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GOOD.
>> Pickles: YEAH, HE O.D.'ed.
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I DON'T KNOW. WHATEVER.
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LOOK, THERE'S ANDY SMACKS.
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OKAY, THIS IS A CLASSIC DRUG
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STORY.
YOU KNOW, YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING
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COKE? YOU'RE NOT.
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YOU'RE DOING ANGEL DUST.
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[BLEEP] ANGEL DUST.
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ANYWAY, HE SHOT SOME COPS,
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CHALLENGED A PROFESSIONAL PRIZE
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FIGHTER TO A BAREKNUCKLE
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MATCH -- AND WON! -- AND STILL
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HAD THE ENERGY TO BURN.
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I DON'T KNOW.
AND THEN -- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
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WAIT, WAIT -- CHECK THIS OUT.
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LOOK. AND THERE HE GOES OFF THE
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CAPITOL RECORDS BUILDING.
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WHOO!
>> Toki: WOWEE!
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WHATS A WAYS TO GO!
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SPLATS!
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>> Pickles: OH, NO, TOKI.
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HE LIVED.
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>> Toki: OH, THAT'S BRUTAL!
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>> Murderface: THAT'S AWESOME!
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>> Pickles: OKAY, HERE'S THE
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DUMPSTER WHERE SUZZIE FAT TITS
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AND THE RAZOR CLAN USED TO LIVE
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AND PRACTICE.
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THEY THREW SOME GOOD PARTIES.
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>> Murderface: WOW! FOUR HOT
501
00:13:00,122 --> 00:13:01,356
SLUTS LIVING IN GARBAGE?!
502
00:13:01,423 --> 00:13:02,357
>> Skwisgaar: SOUNDS GOODS.
503
00:13:02,424 --> 00:13:03,392
>> Murderface: CALLED
504
00:13:03,458 --> 00:13:04,426
"BEING PROFESSIONAL."
505
00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:05,828
>> Pickles: THIS IS WHERE I SAW
506
00:13:05,894 --> 00:13:07,462
FRANKIE SWITCHBLADE, OF THE BAND
507
00:13:07,529 --> 00:13:09,097
SUPER DESTROYER [BLEEP] MACHINE,
508
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,899
BLOWING A GUY. RIGHT THERE.
509
00:13:10,966 --> 00:13:12,634
>> Murderface: OH! NO WAY!
510
00:13:12,701 --> 00:13:14,136
>> Nathan: OH, MY GOD.
511
00:13:14,203 --> 00:13:16,872
>> Pickles: THAT GUY WAS ME.
512
00:13:16,939 --> 00:13:19,474
>> Nathan: OH, PICKLES.
513
00:13:19,541 --> 00:13:20,576
>> Pickles: I'M JUST KIDDING!
514
00:13:20,642 --> 00:13:21,743
BUT YOU GUYS GET MY POINT ABOUT
515
00:13:21,810 --> 00:13:22,878
THE WHOLE ROCK 'N' ROLL THING,
516
00:13:22,945 --> 00:13:24,046
RIGHT?
517
00:13:24,112 --> 00:13:25,214
>> Nathan: HOLLYWOOD.
518
00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:26,281
[BLEEP] BULL [BLEEP]
519
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:27,282
[BLEEP] L.A.
520
00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:28,417
>> Toki: THIS IS ONE [BLEEP] UP
521
00:13:28,483 --> 00:13:29,284
TOWN.
>> Nathan: I WOULD KILL MYSELF
522
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:30,853
IF I LIVED HERE.
523
00:13:30,919 --> 00:13:31,954
>> Toki: I WONDER IF ABSOLUTELY
524
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,355
EVERYONES HERES IS STUPIDS.
525
00:13:33,422 --> 00:13:34,423
>> Murderface: EVERY SINGLE
526
00:13:34,489 --> 00:13:35,290
RESIDENT!
527
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:36,925
>> Nathan: YEAH, AND EVERY TV
528
00:13:36,992 --> 00:13:38,861
NETWORK OUT HERE IS A PIECE OF
529
00:13:38,927 --> 00:13:39,928
[BLEEP] RIGHT, GUYS?
530
00:13:39,995 --> 00:13:41,396
>> Murderface: GOT THAT RIGHT.
531
00:13:41,463 --> 00:13:42,464
>> Pickles: AND MORE
532
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:43,765
IMPORTANTLY, IF YOU DIDN'T
533
00:13:43,832 --> 00:13:45,267
CONTRACT AN STD OR O.D. IN THE
534
00:13:45,334 --> 00:13:46,635
CITY, THEN YOU DIDN'T EXIST!
535
00:13:46,702 --> 00:13:47,936
THINK ABOUT IT, ALL OF YOU.
536
00:13:48,003 --> 00:13:49,271
>> Murderface: I'M THINKING
537
00:13:49,338 --> 00:13:50,138
ABOUT IT.
538
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,173
>> Pickles: DRUGS AND ALCOHOL
539
00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:52,507
ARE SLOWLY BEING PHASED OUT OF
540
00:13:52,574 --> 00:13:53,909
THE MUSIC WE LOVE, AND WE'RE IN
541
00:13:53,976 --> 00:13:55,310
A [BLEEP] UP STATE OF THE WORLD
542
00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:56,712
IF OUR BIGGEST LUNATIC DRUG IDOL
543
00:13:56,778 --> 00:13:57,713
IS [BLEEP] PETER O'TOOLE!
544
00:13:57,779 --> 00:13:58,881
>> Murderface: [BLEEP] ME UNDER
545
00:13:58,947 --> 00:13:59,781
THE TABLE.
>> Nathan: THAT GUY COULD PARTY.
546
00:14:00,749 --> 00:14:01,683
>> Pickles: I NEED ALL YOUR GUYS
547
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:02,851
HELP TO GET IN THE SHOW TONIGHT.
548
00:14:02,918 --> 00:14:04,853
WE HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY -- A
549
00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,989
[BLEEP] RESPONSIBILITY TO CHANGE
550
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:07,823
THIS.
551
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:08,891
>> Toki: WHAT'S WRONGS WITH
552
00:14:08,957 --> 00:14:09,992
BEINGS SOBERS?
553
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,994
SOBERS PEOPLES ARE PEOPLES, TOO!
554
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,795
I WILL GOs WITH YOU TO THE SHOWS
555
00:14:13,862 --> 00:14:15,597
AND ENJOYS MYSELFS, BUT I WON'Ts
556
00:14:15,664 --> 00:14:16,431
HELP!
557
00:14:16,498 --> 00:14:17,499
>> Murderface: [BLEEP] TOKI!
558
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:18,533
YOU KLUTZ!
559
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:19,935
I GOT SODA ON MY SHORTS!
560
00:14:20,002 --> 00:14:21,069
>> Nathan: WHAT? YOU GET SODA ON
561
00:14:21,136 --> 00:14:21,904
YOUR SHORTS?
>> Murderface: [BLEEP] YEAH!
562
00:14:22,638 --> 00:14:23,405
LOOK AT IT!
>> Skwisgaar: LOOKS LIKE YOU
563
00:14:24,306 --> 00:14:25,140
TAKES A LEAKS ON YOURSELVES.
564
00:14:25,207 --> 00:14:26,441
>> Murderface: I [BLEEP] WISH IT
565
00:14:26,508 --> 00:14:27,776
WAS PISS, BUT IT'S [BLEEP] SODA.
566
00:14:27,843 --> 00:14:28,677
THAT'S STICKY!
>> Pickles: GUYS, WE GOT TO GO.
567
00:14:29,611 --> 00:14:30,579
THE CONCERT'S THE ONLY PLACE I
568
00:14:30,646 --> 00:14:31,613
CAN TALK TO SNAKES N' BARRELS.
569
00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:32,514
LET'S GO!
>> Murderface: I GOT TO GO BACK
570
00:14:33,548 --> 00:14:34,716
TO THE BUS AND CHANGE MY SHORTS!
571
00:14:34,783 --> 00:14:35,751
THANKS A LOT, TOKI!
572
00:14:35,817 --> 00:14:36,785
>> Pickles: WELL, FINE.
573
00:14:36,852 --> 00:14:38,787
WE'LL SEE YOU THERE!
574
00:14:41,857 --> 00:14:43,025
>> HEY, GET THIS GUY OUTTA HERE!
575
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,493
LOOK, HE TRIED TO BRING IN A BAG
576
00:14:44,559 --> 00:14:46,328
OF DRUGS -- COKE, HEROIN, A
577
00:14:46,395 --> 00:14:47,863
CHERRY PIE WITH POT IN IT.
578
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,131
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, YOU
579
00:14:49,197 --> 00:14:50,232
PIECE OF [BLEEP]
580
00:14:50,299 --> 00:14:51,733
I'LL TAKE THIS AND DESTROY IT
581
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,068
LATER ON.
582
00:14:53,135 --> 00:14:54,903
>> PLEASE WELCOME YOUR HOST!
583
00:14:54,970 --> 00:14:56,672
YOU KNOW HIM AS DR. ROCKZO,
584
00:14:56,738 --> 00:14:58,740
THE ROCK 'N' ROLL CLOWN, BUT NOW
585
00:14:58,807 --> 00:15:00,876
HE'S CLEAN AND SOBER!
586
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,311
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
587
00:15:02,377 --> 00:15:03,879
LEONARD ROCKSTEIN!
588
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:05,080
>> AND THANK YOU!
589
00:15:05,147 --> 00:15:05,981
OH, WOW.
590
00:15:06,048 --> 00:15:08,083
IT IS GREAT TO BE HERE, AND IT'S
591
00:15:08,150 --> 00:15:09,851
GREAT TO BE SOBER!
592
00:15:09,918 --> 00:15:11,954
WITH SOBRIETY, WE ARE STRONG!
593
00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:12,988
YOU KNOW WHAT?
594
00:15:13,055 --> 00:15:14,156
LET'S JUST TAKE OVER
595
00:15:14,222 --> 00:15:15,557
ROCK 'N' ROLL WITH SOBRIETY!
596
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:16,892
LET'S DO THAT.
597
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,160
LET'S JUST DO THAT.
598
00:15:18,226 --> 00:15:19,962
>> Toki: OH, GOOD JOBS, ROCKZOS!
599
00:15:20,028 --> 00:15:22,397
SEES? SOBERS IS COOLS!
600
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,166
>> WOW! WOW!
601
00:15:24,232 --> 00:15:26,101
YOU GUYS REALLY KNOW HOW TO
602
00:15:26,168 --> 00:15:27,536
ROCK SOBER STYLE!
603
00:15:27,602 --> 00:15:28,704
WOW!
604
00:15:28,770 --> 00:15:30,672
HUH, THIS IS ACTUALLY MY FIRST
605
00:15:30,739 --> 00:15:34,676
TIME BEING ON STAGE SOBER.
606
00:15:34,743 --> 00:15:36,445
>> YOO-HOO!
607
00:15:36,511 --> 00:15:41,116
I KA KA KA KA SEE YOU, B-BABY!
608
00:15:41,183 --> 00:15:42,617
I DO COCAINE.
609
00:15:42,684 --> 00:15:43,852
I REALLY DO COCAINE.
610
00:15:43,919 --> 00:15:46,989
>> IT'S, UH...REALLY GOOD TO BE
611
00:15:47,055 --> 00:15:49,558
BACK ON THE...ON..
612
00:15:49,624 --> 00:15:50,692
>> YOU WANT TO DO THIS SWEET
613
00:15:50,759 --> 00:15:51,360
COCAINE, BABY?
614
00:15:51,426 --> 00:15:53,595
>> UH...UH...
615
00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:54,830
>> YOU WANT IT, BABY.
616
00:15:54,896 --> 00:15:55,731
COME ON.
617
00:15:55,797 --> 00:15:57,299
YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, DON'T YOU?
618
00:15:57,366 --> 00:15:58,333
>> GET OUT OF HERE!
619
00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,434
GET OUT OF HERE, MAN!
620
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:00,702
I'M FINE. I'M FINE.
621
00:16:00,769 --> 00:16:01,870
OHHHHH!
622
00:16:01,937 --> 00:16:03,238
OKAY, I'M FINE. I'M FINE.
623
00:16:03,305 --> 00:16:04,172
JUST GET OUT.
624
00:16:04,239 --> 00:16:06,274
I MEAN, I'M HERE. I'M SOBER.
625
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:07,075
OH.
626
00:16:07,142 --> 00:16:08,677
GET OUT OF HERE, MAN!
627
00:16:08,744 --> 00:16:11,480
OHH! OUT!
628
00:16:11,546 --> 00:16:12,314
OH, NO!
629
00:16:12,381 --> 00:16:13,615
OHH!
630
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:15,017
>> HEY, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING
631
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:15,851
ON?!
632
00:16:15,917 --> 00:16:17,319
INTRODUCE THE OPENING BAND!
633
00:16:17,386 --> 00:16:19,321
>> OH, RIGHT, RIGHT.
634
00:16:19,388 --> 00:16:21,356
WELCOME -- WELCOME YOUR OPENING
635
00:16:21,423 --> 00:16:24,292
BAND -- MANHATTAN SIDEWINDER.
636
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:26,695
I-I'M OKAY. I'M OKAY.
637
00:16:26,762 --> 00:16:33,368
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
638
00:16:33,435 --> 00:16:34,436
>> Nathan: THIS [BLEEP] BLOWS.
639
00:16:34,503 --> 00:16:35,337
>> Skwisgaar: YEAH.
>> Nathan: YOU THINKING WHAT I'M
640
00:16:36,171 --> 00:16:36,905
THINKING?
>> Skwisgaar: GETS WASTEDS
641
00:16:37,672 --> 00:16:38,473
BEYONDS BELIEF?
>> Nathan: [BLEEP] YEAH, MAMA.
642
00:16:39,341 --> 00:16:40,142
TOKI, YOU WANT ANYTHING?
643
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,511
NOS, I'Ms OBSERVING SOBRIETYS
644
00:16:42,577 --> 00:16:43,412
TODAYS.
645
00:16:43,478 --> 00:16:44,413
>> Nathan: YOUR LOSS.
646
00:16:44,479 --> 00:16:45,580
>> Skwisgaar: THERE AMS THE BARS
647
00:16:45,647 --> 00:16:46,281
RIGHT OVER THERES.
648
00:16:46,348 --> 00:16:47,282
COME ONS.
649
00:16:47,349 --> 00:16:50,952
>> MANHATTAN SIDEWINDER!
650
00:16:51,019 --> 00:16:52,220
>> HEY, BUDDY, NOBODY GETS BY
651
00:16:52,287 --> 00:16:53,288
WITHOUT A BACKSTAGE PASS.
652
00:16:53,355 --> 00:16:54,489
>> Pickles: OH, YOU WANT
653
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:55,157
$10,000?
654
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,391
>> GO ON THROUGH.
655
00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:57,426
>> Pickles: GUYS, WAIT!
656
00:16:57,492 --> 00:16:58,427
>> HEY, IT'S PICKLES!
657
00:16:58,493 --> 00:16:59,461
>> HEY, MAN, WHAT'S UP?
658
00:16:59,528 --> 00:17:00,462
>> Pickles: WHAT'S UP?
659
00:17:00,529 --> 00:17:01,730
YOU GUYS RESTARTED THE [BLEEP]
660
00:17:01,797 --> 00:17:02,564
BAND WITHOUT ME!
WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS THAT ALL
661
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:04,266
ABOUT?!
662
00:17:04,332 --> 00:17:05,400
[BLEEP] RIKKI KIXX?!
663
00:17:05,467 --> 00:17:07,069
>> WE GOT SOBER, AND RIKKI KIND
664
00:17:07,135 --> 00:17:08,670
OF APPROACHED US, AND, WELL...
665
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:09,838
I MEAN, IT JUST KIND OF
666
00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:10,672
HAPPENED.
667
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:17,479
>> WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
668
00:17:17,546 --> 00:17:18,580
>> IT'S GREAT MAN.
669
00:17:18,647 --> 00:17:19,448
IT'S AWESOME.
670
00:17:19,514 --> 00:17:20,982
YOU KNOW, NOT DOING ANY DRUGS,
671
00:17:21,049 --> 00:17:21,950
BEING SOBER.
672
00:17:22,017 --> 00:17:23,285
>> SAVING MONEY.
673
00:17:23,351 --> 00:17:24,453
SO AMAZING.
674
00:17:24,519 --> 00:17:26,388
IT'S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.
675
00:17:26,455 --> 00:17:28,623
MY HAT FITS A LOT BETTER NOW.
676
00:17:28,690 --> 00:17:31,493
>> NOT DRINKING, HAVING FUN.
677
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:32,527
JUST...IT'S GREAT.
678
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:33,829
>> Pickles: DUDE, TONY, WE'VE
679
00:17:33,895 --> 00:17:35,197
BEEN [BLEEP] FRIENDS FOREVER.
680
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,665
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
681
00:17:36,731 --> 00:17:38,033
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?
682
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,034
>> Toki: JUST TRIES TO RELAX,
683
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:39,868
SIR.
>> DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS?!
684
00:17:40,669 --> 00:17:41,670
>> Toki: YEAH, I KNOWS.
685
00:17:41,736 --> 00:17:42,537
>> YOU DON'T KNOW!
686
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:43,839
THIS IS MANHATTAN SIDEWINDER!
687
00:17:43,905 --> 00:17:45,273
>> Toki: YES, I GATHEREDS THATS.
688
00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:46,641
JUST TRIES TO KEEPS IN YOUR OWN
689
00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:47,676
SPACE, PLEASE. THANKS.
690
00:17:47,742 --> 00:17:48,977
>> Pickles: YOU CAN'T GO OUT
691
00:17:49,044 --> 00:17:50,278
THERE WITH THAT DUMB [BLEEP]
692
00:17:50,345 --> 00:17:50,979
JACKOFF.
693
00:17:51,046 --> 00:17:52,080
HE JUST WANTS MONEY.
694
00:17:52,147 --> 00:17:53,115
HE DOESN'T CARE.
695
00:17:53,181 --> 00:17:54,683
HE DOESN'T CARE -- NOT LIKE HOW
696
00:17:54,749 --> 00:17:55,817
I DO ABOUT YOU!
697
00:17:55,884 --> 00:17:57,986
>> I BELIEVE THAT I DO.
698
00:17:58,053 --> 00:17:58,920
I DO CARE.
699
00:17:58,987 --> 00:18:01,223
GET THAT PIECE OF [BLEEP] OUT OF
700
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:01,857
HERE.
>> Pickles: NO!
701
00:18:02,757 --> 00:18:04,159
YOU MAY BE SOBER, BUT YOU'RE
702
00:18:04,226 --> 00:18:05,627
STILL A STUPID, UGLY, DILDO
703
00:18:05,694 --> 00:18:06,995
IDIOT SCUMBAG!
704
00:18:07,062 --> 00:18:08,096
GET OFF ME!
705
00:18:08,163 --> 00:18:10,565
DIDN'T I JUST GIVE YOU $10,000?
706
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,767
NO!
707
00:18:22,377 --> 00:18:23,311
>> Nathan: WHAT DO YOU WANT,
708
00:18:23,378 --> 00:18:24,146
LIKE A SHOT OR WHATEVER?
709
00:18:24,212 --> 00:18:25,180
>> Skwisgaar: YEAH, WHATEVERS
710
00:18:25,247 --> 00:18:26,014
WILL GETS US DRUNKS THE
FASTEST.
711
00:18:26,715 --> 00:18:27,415
>> Nathan: YOU!
HEY, YOU, RIGHT THERE --
712
00:18:28,283 --> 00:18:29,151
VODKA, TWO DOUBLES...
>> Skwisgaar: GIVES TO US THE
713
00:18:30,118 --> 00:18:30,952
BOTTLES.
>> Nathan: ...'CAUSE WE GOT LOTS
714
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,320
OF CASH.
>> FELLAS, IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY
715
00:18:33,088 --> 00:18:33,955
WORK THAT WAY, MAN.
716
00:18:34,022 --> 00:18:35,390
BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
717
00:18:35,457 --> 00:18:36,258
YOU GUYS LIKE SHOTS?
718
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:37,559
>> Nathan: UH, YEAH, SURE, FINE.
719
00:18:37,626 --> 00:18:38,593
>> HOW ABOUT THIS, GUYS?
720
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:39,895
HOW ABOUT A TOTALLY COOL SHOT OF
721
00:18:39,961 --> 00:18:42,364
ICE-COLD MOUNTAIN WATER CHILLED
722
00:18:42,430 --> 00:18:44,132
WITH CUCUMBER SLICES?
723
00:18:44,199 --> 00:18:45,667
>> OR MAYBE YOU'RE FEELING
724
00:18:45,734 --> 00:18:46,568
SASSY.
725
00:18:46,635 --> 00:18:48,036
HOW ABOUT SOME OF THIS SPARKLING
726
00:18:48,103 --> 00:18:48,870
CHERRY-APPLESAUCE DRINK?
>> HOW ABOUT YOU, TONTO?
727
00:18:49,804 --> 00:18:50,739
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE A TASTE
728
00:18:50,805 --> 00:18:51,806
FOR THINGS SOUTH OF THE BORDER.
729
00:18:51,873 --> 00:18:52,741
YOU LIKE MARGARITAS?
>> Nathan: UH-HUH.
730
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:54,743
>> I THINK THAT'S A YES!
731
00:18:54,809 --> 00:18:56,077
>> IF YOU LOVE MARGARITAS, WHY
732
00:18:56,144 --> 00:18:57,312
NOT TRY SOME LEMONADE?
733
00:18:57,379 --> 00:18:58,880
>> Nathan: THIS IS BULL[BLEEP]
734
00:18:58,947 --> 00:19:00,115
DON'T [BLEEP] WITH US.
735
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,049
YOU GOT ALCOHOL?
736
00:19:01,116 --> 00:19:02,317
>> WE HAVE SOMETHING BETTER.
737
00:19:02,384 --> 00:19:03,685
>> Nathan: WHAT WOULD THAT BE?
738
00:19:03,752 --> 00:19:05,020
>> AN APPLE -- GOD'S ALCOHOL.
739
00:19:05,086 --> 00:19:05,954
>> Nathan: HEY, CAN YOU COME
HERE REALLY QUICKLY?
740
00:19:06,788 --> 00:19:07,489
BOTH OF YOU, COME HERE.
I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU
741
00:19:08,256 --> 00:19:08,857
SOMETHING.
>> I'M RIGHT HERE.
742
00:19:09,624 --> 00:19:10,425
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> Nathan: I JUST WANT TO TELL
743
00:19:11,092 --> 00:19:11,560
YOU SOMETHING.
>> CLOSER?
744
00:19:12,494 --> 00:19:13,094
>> Nathan: YEAH, A LITTLE BIT,
LITTLE BIT CLOSER.
745
00:19:13,628 --> 00:19:14,162
>> HI.
>> Nathan: HI.
746
00:19:14,896 --> 00:19:16,164
>> OW! OW! OW!
747
00:19:16,231 --> 00:19:17,465
OW!
748
00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:18,633
>> AAH!
749
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:19,801
>> Nathan: DON'T YOU EVER
750
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,069
[BLEEP] WITH ME AND ALCOHOL.
751
00:19:21,136 --> 00:19:23,738
GOT IT?
752
00:19:23,805 --> 00:19:25,407
>> Murderface: [BLEEP] TOKI.
753
00:19:25,473 --> 00:19:27,209
NOW MY SHORTS SMELL LIKE SODA.
754
00:19:27,275 --> 00:19:28,610
I SHOULD BILL HIM.
755
00:19:28,677 --> 00:19:30,145
WHAT A STUPID KLUTZ.
756
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,913
GUESS I'LL GET OUT OF HERE.
757
00:19:31,980 --> 00:19:32,781
OH.
758
00:19:32,847 --> 00:19:34,216
OH, WELL, MAYBE I'LL CHECK MY
759
00:19:34,282 --> 00:19:35,150
MySpace.
760
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,151
>> Charles: YOU SHOULD REALLY
761
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:36,985
REGISTER PLANET PISS.
>> Murderface: YEAH, RIGHT.
762
00:19:37,953 --> 00:19:39,788
IT WON'T TAKE LONG.
763
00:19:39,854 --> 00:19:42,857
I SHOULD.
764
00:19:42,924 --> 00:19:43,758
WHAT?
765
00:19:43,825 --> 00:19:45,427
ALL THE PLANET PISS DOMAIN NAMES
766
00:19:45,493 --> 00:19:47,262
ARE TAKEN?
767
00:19:47,329 --> 00:19:49,631
GOD, NO!
768
00:19:49,698 --> 00:19:53,134
WHO DID THIS?
769
00:19:53,201 --> 00:19:55,804
TOKI, I'LL KILL YOU!
770
00:19:55,870 --> 00:19:57,105
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
771
00:19:57,172 --> 00:19:59,741
>> HEY, HEY, HEY!
772
00:19:59,808 --> 00:20:03,011
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
773
00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:04,746
WHOO-HOO!
774
00:20:04,813 --> 00:20:07,716
HEY! WHOO!
775
00:20:07,782 --> 00:20:09,217
WHOO!
776
00:20:20,061 --> 00:20:21,930
>> Murderface: TOKI, I'LL KILL
777
00:20:21,997 --> 00:20:24,032
YOU, MOTHER[BLEEP]
778
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:26,401
>> I SMELL THAT SWEET STUFF.
779
00:20:26,468 --> 00:20:29,004
I SMELL THAT SWEET STUFF, BABY.
780
00:20:29,070 --> 00:20:31,139
YEAH, BABY, I TOOK IT ALL.
781
00:20:31,206 --> 00:20:32,107
OH, BABY.
782
00:20:32,173 --> 00:20:34,876
>> [ SCREAMING ]
783
00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:53,561
>> Toki: OH, THAT'S IT!
784
00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:55,196
THAT'S IT, YOU MOTHER[BLEEP]
785
00:20:55,263 --> 00:20:56,965
I'M KICKING YOUR ASS, YOU LOUD,
786
00:20:57,032 --> 00:20:58,366
STUPID ASSHOLE.
787
00:20:58,433 --> 00:20:59,434
THAT'S RIGHT!
788
00:20:59,501 --> 00:21:00,568
I'LL KILL YOU!
789
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:02,871
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
790
00:21:02,937 --> 00:21:03,638
>> OH, GOD.
GET SOME.
791
00:21:04,406 --> 00:21:05,240
GO GET SOME.
792
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:07,876
OH, BABY, YOU GONNA GET ME BACK.
793
00:21:07,942 --> 00:21:09,644
YEAH!
794
00:21:09,711 --> 00:21:10,645
>> AAH!
795
00:21:10,712 --> 00:21:12,814
>> STAY HERE.
796
00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:16,551
>> Pickles: WHAT THE HELL IS
797
00:21:16,618 --> 00:21:17,752
GOING ON?
798
00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:18,887
YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR [BLEEP]
799
00:21:18,953 --> 00:21:21,189
ASS KICKED, YOU SOBER DOUCHE!
800
00:21:25,226 --> 00:21:27,595
>> [ ROARS ]
801
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:29,464
>> Murderface: MOTHER[BLEEP]
802
00:21:29,531 --> 00:21:30,398
>> OH, GOD!
803
00:21:30,465 --> 00:21:32,901
AAH!
804
00:21:41,876 --> 00:21:43,178
>> AAH! AAH!
805
00:21:49,150 --> 00:21:52,721
>> [ ROARS ]
806
00:21:54,055 --> 00:21:55,557
>> Murderface: THERE YOU ARE,
807
00:21:55,623 --> 00:21:56,358
YOU SCUMBAG!
>> Toki: I'LL KILL YOU!
808
00:21:57,325 --> 00:21:58,026
I'LL KILL YOU!
809
00:21:58,093 --> 00:22:00,595
>> Nathan: TOKI, DON'T!
810
00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:03,698
>> Toki: WHATS THE [BLEEP] DO
811
00:22:03,765 --> 00:22:06,735
YOU WANT, MOTHER[BLEEP]
812
00:22:06,801 --> 00:22:07,836
>> Murderface: WHAT'S UP, BRO?
813
00:22:07,902 --> 00:22:09,604
WHAT'S HAPPENING, HUH?
814
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:16,778
{\an8}>> I'M B-B-B-B-BACK, BABY!
815
00:22:16,845 --> 00:22:19,247
{\an8}THE NAME'S DR. ROCKZO, THE
816
00:22:19,314 --> 00:22:21,216
{\an8}ROCK-'N'-ROLL CLOWN.
817
00:22:21,282 --> 00:22:24,119
{\an8}AND I DO COCAINE!
818
00:22:24,185 --> 00:22:25,653
{\an8}[ Echoing ] COCAINE...COCAINE.
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