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[ FEEDBACK ]

>> Nathan: OH, LOOK AT THAT!

LOOK AT THAT!

>> Pickles: OH, YEAH!

CHERRY BOMB.

>> Toki: AAH! >> Murderface: HA HA!

THE BEER'S COMING OUT OF MY

NOSE. >> Nathan: DON'T GIVE MURDERFACE

ANY FIRECRACKERS.

WE JUST HAVE TO HOLD THEM.

>> Murderface: HEY, CAN I HAVE A

FIRECRACKER? >> Pickles: YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THINK THERE'S SOME OVER THERE. >> Murderface: WHERE?

I DON'T SEE ANY.

THERE'S NO FIRECRACKERS.

AAAH!

THAT [BLEEP] HURTS.

>> Nathan: THEY'RE DOWN THERE

SOMEWHERE. JUST KEEP LOOKING.

>> Murderface: ALL RIGHT.

AAAH!

YOU [BLEEP] DID IT AGAIN!

>> Nathan: MURDERFACE.

>> Murderface: WHAT?

>> Nathan: YOU'VE GOT TO FIND

THESE FIRECRACKERS.

THEY'RE DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE.

>> Pickles: YEAH, THEY'RE IN THE

GRASS -- LOOK. >> Murderface: I CAN'T SEE 'EM.

>> Pickles: SMASH YOUR FACE INTO

THE GRASS AND LOOK HARD.

THERE YOU GO. NOW YOU GOT IT.

>> Murderface: OH, YOU [BLEEP]

OW, THAT HURT!

[ PHONE RINGS ]

>> Toki: HELLOS?

[ SPEAKING SWEDISH ]

OKAY.

[ SPEAKS SWEDISH ]

WELL, MY DAD'S GOTS CANCER!

HE'S ALMOST DEAD.

>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!

DETHKLOK! ♪

>> Skwisgaar: SO YOUR DAD'S GOTS

THE BIGS "K" -- CANCERS.

JUST GONNA STARES AT ME FOR A

WHILE, OR, UH...

LOOKS, I DON'T KNOW WHATS TO

SAY. YOU'RE STARING AT ME.

I'M JUST LOOKING AT YOU, AND YOU

JUST STANDS THERE LIKES A FISH.

HEY, TOKI, LET'S HEARS YOU SAY

SOMETHINGS POSITIVES.

YEAH, IT'S NOTS SO BAD AFTER

ALLS.

THERE YOU GO!

WHO NEEDS A FATHERS ANYWAYS?

THAT'S RIGHT.

I DON'T REALLY GOTS A DADS, DO

I?

YEAH, YOU NEVER KNOWS YOUR

FATHERS.

THAT'S RIGHT, TOKI.

I NEVER -- NEVER REALLY, UH...

OH.

I DON'T -- I DON'T HAVE A

FATHER.

OH, COME ON, SKWISGAAR.

YOU CAN CHEERS UP.

I DON'T WANTS TO!

I WANTS TO BE IN A BADS MOODS.

GETS OUT OF HERE!

YEAH, HE WAS JUST, LIKE,

STARING AT HIS SHOES AND ALL

MUMBLINGS.

I TRIES TO CHEERS HIM UP.

[BLEEP] HIM. >> Nathan: OH, THAT POOR LITTLE

[BLEEP] THIS IS DELICIOUS.

WHAT IS THIS, CRAB DIP? >> Charles: YOU KNOW, TOKI'S

KIND OF IN A FRAGILE STATE OF

MIND RIGHT NOW. HE COULD REALLY USE YOUR

SUPPORT. >> Murderface: AH, DON'T LET

HIM FOOL YOU. HE'S TOUGH AS NAILS.

>> Pickles: COME ON, YOU DON'T

THINK TOKI IS GONNA FREAK OUT OR

ANYTHING, YOU KNOW, LIKE DO

SOMETHING -- SHOULD WE HIDE THE

GUNS? >> Charles: I WOULDN'T GO THAT

FAR. I THINK HE'S JUST A LITTLE SAD.

>> Murderface: HE'S GONNA KILL HIMSELF?

>> Pickles: NO, I MEAN HE MIGHT KILL US.

>> Murderface: HE'S THE ONE TO DO THAT.

HE'S A STRANGE -- I DON'T TRUST HIM.

>> Nathan: HE'S [BLEEP] IN THE HEAD.

>> Murderface: HE'S [BLEEP] IN THE HEAD.

I DON'T TRUST HIM, AND -- >> Toki: HELLO.

>> Nathan: AAH!

DON'T [BLEEP] DO THAT TO ME.

>> Toki: GOTS TO GO TO NORWAY

NOW, SEES MY DAD DIE.

SEES YA.

>> Skwisgaar: SEE YA LATERS,

TOKI. HAVES A GREAT TIMES.

>> Pickles: OH, YEAH, AND SAY HI

TO YOUR DAD FROM US -- I MEAN,

IF HE DOESN'T DIE BEFORE YOU GET

THERE. WELL, YOU KNOW, SAY HI TO HIS

CORPSE, I GUESS. YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.

>> Nathan: YEAH, NO MATTER WHAT

HAPPENS, SAY HI.

>> Toki: YOU ALLS INVITED TO

COMES TO NORWAYS WITH ME AND,

YOU KNOW, JUST BE PALS.

>> Pickles: OH, THAT WOULD BE

GREAT, BUT, YOU KNOW, WE GOT TO

DO THE RECORD.

>> Murderface: AW, THE ALBUM.

GOT TO WORK.

GOT TO GET TO WORK.

>> Skwisgaar: IT'S GONNA BE

TWICE AS HARD WITHOUT YOU, SO...

>> Toki: I UNDERSTANDS.

[ SIGHS ]

>> Charles: WELL, SINCE YOU

CAN'T GO TO NORWAY BECAUSE YOU

GOT TO WORK ON THE ALBUM, LET'S

JUST WORK ON THAT ALBUM.

COME ON, GUYS. IN THE RECORDING ROOM,

CHOP-CHOP. RECORDING ROOM.

COME ON, COME ON.

EVERY ONE OF YOU, COME ON.

CHOP-CHOP, LET'S GO.

RECORDING ROOM, LET'S GO.

RECORDING ROOM, LET'S GO.

LET'S GO.

COME ON, LET'S GET IT MOVING.

>> Skwisgaar: YOU KNOW SOMETHINGS?

YOU GOT A HEARTS OF ICE.

>> Murderface: YOU HAVE A HEART

OF ICE. >> Skwisgaar: HOW ARE WE

SUPPOSED TO RECORDS WHEN OUR

BROTHER SUFFERS SO BADLY?

>> Murderface: HE DOESN'T GET

IT. >> Charles: ONCE AGAIN, IF

YOU'RE HERE, YOU'RE WORKING ON

THE RECORD.

>> Murderface: HEY, I'M GONNA GO

SUPPORT TOKI.

I CAN'T WORK ON THE ALBUM.

I'M NOT CRUEL.

>> Nathan: NO. DAMN IT, WE SHOULD ALL GO.

>> Murderface: OW! [BLEEP] FIRECRACKER!

>> Nathan: MURDERFACE, WATCH

YOUR LANGUAGE!

>> Pickles: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT

TOKI HERE! >> Charles: FINE. YOU KNOW, JUST

DON'T GO CRAZY, OKAY?

DON'T --

WHATEVER.

SAVE YOUR RECEIPTS.

>> Stampingston: GENTLEMEN,

TOKI WARTOOTH'S FATHER IS ON HIS

DEATHBED.

OUR PSYCHOLOGICAL DEATH EXPERT,

DR. RALPHUS GALKINSMELTER.

>> TOKI WARTOOTH HAS BECOME A

MESSENGER OF DEATH.

EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES WITH HIS

LOVE WILL DIE, FOR HE BRINGS

DEATH WITH HIM LIKE A BLACKENED

CLOUD HOVERING IN THE COLD NIGHT

SKY.

LIKE THE GRIM REAPER HIMSELF,

HIS GUITAR IS HIS SCYTHE.

HE CASCADES THROUGH THE OPEN

WINDOW OF YOUR CHILD'S CRADLE TO

SUCK THE VERY LIFE FROM YOUR

BABY'S BREATH.

>> Crozier: WHAT A LOAD OF HORSE

[BLEEP]

>> HOW DARE YOU, GENERAL.

YOU'RE LIKE A WITHERING TOAD,

EATING FLIES ON YOUR LILY PAD.

>> Stampingston: DR.

GALKINSMELTER, PLEASE BEHAVE

YOURSELF!

WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN?

>> TOKI HAS SUPPRESSED HIS

FEELINGS FOR HIS FATHER.

HIS DEATH MAY IGNITE

LONG-DORMANT EMOTIONS.

HE WILL SPIN OUT OF CONTROL INTO

A VORTEX OF MADNESS.

HE WILL BRING DEATH TO US ALL.

HE WILL BRING DEATH TO US ALL.

THANK YOU.

>> Nathan: YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY

AM LOOKING FORWARD TO GOING TO

NORWAY.

IT IS THE BIRTHPLACE OF BLACK

METAL.

IT'S GONNA BE FUN.

I MEAN, BESIDES YOUR DAD'S DYING

SLOWLY FROM CANCER.

HOW YOU DOING WITH THAT, BY THE

WAY?

>> Murderface: MY DAD'S DEAD.

HE KILLED MY MOM, AND THEN HE

KILLED HIMSELF.

DIDN'T AFFECT ME AT ALL.

IT'S PART OF LIFE.

>> Pickles: HOW'S IT GONNA

AFFECT YOU? YOU WERE JUST A BABY, LITTLE

BABY. >> Murderface: I WAS NEVER A

BABY. I HAD TO BECOME A MAN RIGHT

THERE. >> Nathan: YOU'RE STILL A BABY

RIGHT NOW.

>> Murderface: A BABY WITH A

MAN'S HEART.

I'M A WARRIOR.

>> Pickles: MY DAD IS JUST LIKE

A "STARE AND SAY NOTHING"

WEIRDO, AND IF HE DIED, WELL,

YOU KNOW, WHAT DO YOU DO?

>> Nathan: I ACTUALLY GET ALONG

WITH MY DAD. YOU KNOW, WE DRINK A LOT OF

BEER, AND WE GO HUNTING.

IF HE DIED, WHOA, THAT WOULD BE

[BLEEP] UP.

BUT, HEY, IT'S YOUR DAD THAT'S

GONNA DIE.

MY DAD'S SAFE.

ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE SHUT UP,

ALL RIGHT. THIS IS ABOUT TOKI RIGHT NOW,

OKAY? MURDERFACE, HOLD ON TO THIS FOR

A SECOND. NOW, WHAT I'M SAYING IS --

>> Murderface: AAH! >> Nathan: I'M SORRY.

I COULD NOT RESIST.

>> Pickles: THAT WAS GOOD.

WE TALKED ABOUT DOING THAT FOR A

WHILE. >> Murderface: THAT'S MY

BASS-PLAYING HAND! >> Pickles: UH OH, THERE GOES

THE BAND.

>> Nathan: TOKI, I DON'T KNOW

WHERE TO GO. WHERE'S YOUR DAD'S HOUSE?

>> Toki: WELL, IT'S OUTSIDE THE

TOWN. IT'S COMPLICATED.

>> Murderface: I WANT TO GET THIS CRAP OVER WITH.

COME ON. >> Pickles: YEAH, LET'S GET IT

OVER SO WE CAN HAVE FUN AND GOOF

OFF. >> Toki: LET'S JUST GO INTO

TOWN AND GO SHOPPINGS FIRST. >> Nathan: ALL RIGHT, WE'RE

GOING SHOPPING.

HEY, WHERE ARE ALL THE

BLACK-METAL GUYS AROUND HERE?

I DON'T SEE ANY.

>> Toki: OH, THERE'S ONES.

>> Pickles: HE LOOKS LIKE

BOO BERRY FROM THE CEREAL.

>> Murderface: AW, YEAH, HE'S

A NORWEGIAN BOO BERRY.

>> Pickles: HEY, SHOULDN'T WE GO

TO YOUR FAMILY'S HOUSE AND, YOU

KNOW, WELL, CHECK IN?

>> Toki: WE DON'T NEEDS TO DO

THAT NOW. WE GOT STILL SO MUCH MORES TO

SEE.

BEHOLD, THERE'S THE FIRST

BLACKS-METAL RECORD SHOPS, WHAT

STARTS IT ALL.

>> Nathan: IS THAT A SMOKED-FISH

PLACE?

>> Toki: NO, NEXT TO IT, RIGHTS

THERE. >> Pickles: OH, THE SKI SHOP?

>> Toki: NO, THERE.

THIS IS MY OLD FRIEND

RONK SNOGGE.

>> WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE

COMMERCIALLY SUCCESSFUL

TOKI WARTOOTH.

>> Nathan: THIS GUY SEEMS LIKE

AN ASSHOLE.

>> I AM A PAGAN TRAPPED IN THE

CONSERVATIVE HELL THAT IS

NORWAY. >> Pickles: YEAH, WHAT THE

[BLEEP] ARE YOU LISTENING TO?

>> THIS IS A DEMO TAPE FROM MY

BAND, HESTKUK, WHICH MEANS A

HORSE'S DICK.

DO YOU LIKE IT?

>> Pickles: I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S OKAY. >> THEN I HATE IT.

>> Nathan: HEY, WHERE'S THE

DETHKLOK ALBUMS?

>> I DON'T SELL THEM.

TOO DIGITAL.

>> Pickles: WELL, IT'S NICE TO

SEE YOU, BUT WE GOT TO --

>> Toki: NO, LET'S LISTENS TO

MORE DEMO TAPES, RIGHT?

[ METAL MUSIC PLAYING ]

>> Nathan: SO, WHAT ARE WE DOING

IN HERE, TOKI?

>> Toki: OH, 'CAUSE YOU GOTS TO

TRY THESE KRUMKAKES WITH

LINGONBERRIES.

>> Nathan: THEY'RE REAL BRUTAL.

THIS IS A REAL BRUTAL PLACE.

>> Murderface: HEY, DID YOU KNOW

THAT NORWAY HAS THE LOWEST

MURDER RATE IN THE WHOLE WORLD?

THE LOWEST IN THE WORLD!

>> Nathan: WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU MEAN THE MURDER RATE IN

CANADA IS HIGHER THAN NORWAY?

>> Murderface: YEAH.

>> Nathan: OH, MY GOD, THAT'S

LAME. THIS PLACE IS LAME.

>> Murderface: ADMIT IT, TOKI. NORWAY'S NOT BRUTAL.

>> Nathan: DANBURY, CONNECTICUT,

IS MORE BRUTAL. >> Pickles: YEAH, DUDE,

TOMAHAWK, WISCONSIN, IT'S WAY

MORE BRUTAL. AT LEAST WE GOT CRYSTAL METH.

>> Nathan: COME ON, LET'S GET

OUT OF HERE. LET'S GO TO YOUR DAD'S HOUSE AND

SEE A GUY DIE!

TOKI, WE'VE BEEN STANDING OUT

HERE FOR THREE HOURS.

IT'S REALLY, REALLY COLD.

JUST GO INSIDE.

>> Toki: I WON'T GO IN THERE.

I WON'T GO IN THERE!

I WON'T GO! I WON'T GO!

>> Nathan: GREAT.

WAY TO GO, MURDERFACE!

>> Murderface: OW!

>> Toki: ♪ I HATES EVERYTHINGS,

INCLUDINGS MY DADS ♪

♪ AND ALSO MYSELF ♪

♪ WHY IS EVERYTHING

SO HARDS FOR TOKI? ♪

♪ AM I A BOY? ♪

♪ AM I A MAN? ♪

♪ IF I HATES YOU SO MUCH,

WHY DOES IT MAKE ME SO SAD? ♪

♪ AND IF I LETS YOU TOO CLOSE,

WILL YOU DIES IN MY HANDS? ♪

♪ IT'S TIMES FOR ME

TO GROWS UP

♪ BE A MAN ♪

♪ GONNA DO WHAT I CANS,

GONNA SAYS GOODBYES TO MY DAD ♪

>> Murderface: TOKI!

>> Pickles: TOKI, COME HOME.

>> Nathan: SEEM LIKE YOU'VE

REALLY GROWN UP OUT THERE IN THE

SNOW. >> Toki: NOW LET'S GO INSIDES

TO SEES MY FATHER DIE!

>> Murderface: I THINK I'M JUST

GONNA WAIT HERE.

>> Nathan: WHY AREN'T YOU GOING

IN? >> Murderface: IXNAY ON THE

CANCER-AY CONTAGIOUS-AY.

>> Nathan: ARE YOU TRYING TO

SPEAK PIG LATIN? >> Murderface: I DON'T WANT TO

CATCH CANCER! >> Pickles: YOU KNOW WHAT?

CANCER MAY BE CONTAGIOUS.

YOU KNOW, I'M JUST PUTTING THAT

OUT THERE. SO I'LL WAIT HERE RIGHT BEFORE

I FREEZE TO DEATH, THEN I'LL GO INSIDE, OKAY?

>> Murderface: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S GOOD.

>> Nathan: THAT'S A GOOD PLAN. TOKI, YOU TAKE CARE OF IT.

I MEAN, IT'S YOUR DEAL ANYWAY.

>> [ WHISPERS ]

>> Toki: MY FATHER'S LAST

REQUEST IS TO SEE THE HOUSE

WHATS HE WAS BORN IN.

WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

LET'S GO!

HURRY!

HE'S COUGHING UPS BLOOD!

WE'LL HAVE TO CONTINUES ON

FOOTS.

>> Nathan: WE'RE GOOD RIGHT

HERE.

>> Toki: FATHER, I FORGIVES

EVERYTHINGS YOU EVER DONES TO

ME.

NOW REST IN PE--

OH! OH!

OH, NO!

OH, NO! OH, NO! OH, NO!

OH! AAH!

OH, FATHER.

THIS IS HORRIBLE.

AAH! AAH!

OH, HE SINKS INTO THE DARKNESS!

AAH! FATHER!

AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH!

FATHER!

>> Murderface: INCOMING!