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>> IT'S TIME TO CHECK IN ON THE
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BOYS IN THE BAND TO SEE WHO'S
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DATING WHO.
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THEY'RE LIVING THE CHARMED LIFE,
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WITH A NEW GIRL FOR EACH DAY OF
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THE WEEK.
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BUT WILL THESE BAD BOYS OF METAL
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EVER SETTLE DOWN?
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MAYBE NOT.
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REMEMBER "NateBecca"?
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IT WAS THE STORYBOOK ROMANCE
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THAT TOOK A TURN FOR THE TRAGIC
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WHEN ACTRESS/MODEL
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REBECCA NIGHTROD FELL DOWN
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SEVERAL FLIGHTS OF STAIRS AND
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LANDED HERSELF IN A COMA.
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BUT NATHAN EXPLOSION STAYED BY
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HER SIDE THROUGH IT ALL...
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UNTIL IT BECAME CLEAR TO THE
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PUBLIC THAT IT WAS OVER.
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REBECCA NIGHTROD, STILL IN A
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COMA, WAS SPOTTED IN PUBLIC
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CANOODLING WITH BILLIONAIRE
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HOTEL HEIR WALT PERKINS.
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EXPLOSION WAS OUT OF THE PICTURE
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AND LEFT BEHIND.
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>> Nathan: RAA!
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RAA!
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RAA!
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>> Pickles: YOU'RE BETTER OFF
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WITHOUT HER, BRO.
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>> Murderface: YEAH, DUDE, WE
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CAN HANG OUT LIKE WE USED TO,
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YOU KNOW?
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>> Nathan: YOU DON'T GET IT.
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SHE WAS THE ULTIMATE GIRLFRIEND.
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>> Pickles: DUDE, SHE WAS IN A
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COMA.
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>> Murderface: YOU WERE JUST
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INFATUATED WITH HER
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UNCONSCIOUSNESS.
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>> Skwisgaar: THAT CAN'T LAST
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FOREVERS.
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>> Pickles: COME ON, DON'T LEAVE
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US HANGING OUT HERE.
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IT'S FREEZING!
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>> Nathan: GUYS, I BEEN
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THINKING.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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IT'S TIME I START DATING AGAIN.
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>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
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DETHKLOK! ♪
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>> Toki: SLUT!
>> Murderface: TOKI!
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>> Toki: SHE'S SLUT.
LOOK AT HER.
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>> Murderface: TAKE IT EASY,
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MAN.
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YOU DON'T CALL WOMEN BAD WORDS,
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MAN.
THAT'S WOMEN.
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YOU GOT TO RESPECT THEM.
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>> Pickles: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
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ABOUT?
>> Murderface: WHAT?
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>> Pickles: NOTHING.
I JUST PINNED YOU AS A CLASSIC
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WOMAN HATER.
>> Murderface: WELL, THAT'S
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DISAPPOINTING, PICKLES, THAT YOU
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WOULD JUST BLINDLY LABEL A
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PERSON.
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THAT'S, UH, THAT'S JUST PRETTY
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DISAPPOINTING.
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>> Skwisgaar: WELL, YOU ARE THE
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ONE THAT WALKS AROUND TALKING
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ABOUT HOW THEY ARE -- I DON'T
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KNOW -- POISONOUS SERPENTS WITH
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TITS.
>> Murderface: YEAH? SO?
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>> Pickles: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
"YEAH? SO?"
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YOU SAID THAT ABOUT WOMEN.
NOW YOU'RE DEFENDING THEM A LOT.
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>> Murderface: OKAY, FINE, LOOK.
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OH, BOY, YOU GUYS.
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I MAY HAVE SAID A COUPLE KOOKY
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THINGS ABOUT THE LADIES, BUT
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THAT WAS BEFORE, MAN.
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YOU GOT TO DEFEND THEIR HONOR,
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YOU KNOW?
LIKE A HERO.
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>> Pickles: AND?
>> Murderface: AND WHAT?
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>> Skwisgaar: WELL, YOU WILL
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DEFEND THEIR HONOR IN THE EYES
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OF THE WOMEN, AND THEN WHAT
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HAPPENS?
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>> Murderface: WELL, YOU KNOW,
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JUST...
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WELL, THEN THEY SLEEP WITH YOU.
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>> Pickles: YEAH! I KNEW IT!
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>> Murderface: AW, COME ON.
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>> Skwisgaar: AW, THAT IS THE
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ANGLES RIGHT THERE!
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>> Toki: OH, BUSTED.
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>> Pickles: ANOTHER CHEAP PLOY
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TO TRICK THE GIRLS INTO SLEEPING
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WITH YOU BY PRETENDING TO BE
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VALIANT.
>> Murderface: SO?!
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>> Skwisgaar: CLASSIC
MURDERFACE.
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>> Nathan: HEY, GUYS.
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YOU KNOW I'VE DECIDED TO START
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DATING, AND I'LL PROBABLY BE
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BRINGING SOME GIRLS BACK HERE,
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SO, UH, I'D REALLY LIKE IT IF
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YOU GUYS MADE A POINT TO NOT
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[BLEEP] THAT UP FOR ME.
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THERE.
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I FEEL BETTER HAVING SAID THAT.
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>> Pickles: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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I MEAN, HOW DO WE [BLEEP]
ANYTHING UP?
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>> Murderface: IF ANYTHING, WE
MAKE IT BETTER.
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>> Toki: WE MAKES IT BETTER.
>> Pickles: MAYBE WE COME OFF,
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YOU KNOW, LIKE ROCK STARS AROUND
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PEOPLE, AND MAYBE WE COULD JUST
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BE A LITTLE BIT NICER.
>> Toki: WE CAN'T HELPS IT.
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WE ARE ROCK STARS.
>> Murderface: WHAT AM I GONNA
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DO, STAND THERE LIKE A
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CIGAR-STORE INDIAN?
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I GOT TO BE CHARMING!
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I CAN'T HELP IT!
>> Pickles: OKAY.
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I MEAN, LET'S SUPPORT HIM.
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I GUESS THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
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>> Stampingston: GENTLEMEN,
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NATHAN EXPLOSION IS NOW
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OFFICIALLY SINGLE.
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>> Crozier: THIS INFORMATION HAS
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ONLY RECENTLY REACHED THE FEMALE
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PUBLIC, AND ALREADY WOMEN AROUND
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THE WORLD ARE IN A STATE OF
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CHAOS.
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>> Orlaag: AND NOW THESE WOMEN
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ARE DOING EVERYTHING THAT THEY
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CAN TO GET NATHAN EXPLOSION'S
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ATTENTION.
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>> Crozier: YES, BUT THERE'S
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ANOTHER GROUP OF EVEN MORE
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DANGEROUS WOMEN -- A GROUP
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CALLED SUCCUBOSO EXPLOSION, LED
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BY A WOMAN NAMED
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LAVONA SUCCUBOSO, WHO HAS VOWED
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TO CAPTURE EXPLOSION AND BREED
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HIM WITH HER FEMALE FOLLOWERS.
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WE BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL SURFACE
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ON THE NIGHT OF THE NEXT
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DETHKLOK CONCERT.
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I BELIEVE THAT LAVONA HAS THE
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POWER TO RID THE WORLD OF
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NATHAN EXPLOSION.
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>> Pickles: GO, SKWISGAAR.
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IT'S YOUR TURN.
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GO. GO-GO-GO-GO-GO-GO.
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>> Skwisgaar: I AM GOING.
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HOLD ON. I AM THINKING.
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UH, OKAY. IS THIS A WORD?
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Q-U-H-Z-K?
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>> Toki: "QUHZK."
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THAT'S WHAT THE DUCK SAYS.
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>> Pickles: ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER.
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QUHZK.
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THAT'S 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,
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9, 10...
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52 POINTS.
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52 POINTS -- THAT'S GOOD.
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[ DOOR CLOSES ]
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OKAY, GUYS, NATHAN'S HERE WITH
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A GIRL, SO, REMEMBER, LET'S JUST
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HELP HIM OUT.
JUST HELP HIM GET THROUGH THIS,
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ALL RIGHT?
>> Murderface: DON'T WORRY.
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I WON'T DO THE HERO THING,
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'CAUSE WE DON'T WANT HER TO
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FOCUS ON ME.
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>> Nathan: UH, HEY, GUYS, THIS
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IS, UM, RACHEL.
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UH, WE'RE JUST GONNA HANG OUT.
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I WAS GONNA SHOW HER STUFF, UH,
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IN MY ROOM.
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>> Pickles: OH, WELL, THAT'S
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INTERESTING.
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RACHEL? I'M PICKLES.
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SORRY THAT NATHAN IS SO RUDE.
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HELLO.
>> HI.
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>> Pickles: OH, MY GOD.
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YOU HAVE GOT SOFT HANDS.
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>> Skwisgaar: AW, LOOKS AT YOU.
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YOU LIKES THE PRETTIEST LITTLE
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PORCELAINS DOLL.
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COULD YOU GETS ANY CUTER?
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I DON'T THINK SO.
>> Murderface: LET ME JUST PUT
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THIS OUT HERE.
IF ANYBODY SAYS ONE THING TO
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YOU, I WILL CRUSH THEIR SKULL!
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MY HANDS ARE LETHAL WEAPONS!
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>> Nathan: OKAY, GUYS.
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ENOUGH, ALL RIGHT?
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OKAY, WE'RE GONNA SPLIT, SO,
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UH...
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>> Toki: HOLDS ON, HOLDS ON.
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WE NEVER GETS TO MEET ANYBODY
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UP HERE.
ALWAYS WORKING.
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DON'T YOU WANTS TO MEET US,
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RACHEL?
>> I WOULD LIKE TO MEET YOU
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GUYS.
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I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT ALL OF
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YOU.
>> Skwisgaar: I AM AFRAID THAT
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IT'S ALL TRUE.
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TAKE US IN TO THE POLICE
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OFFICERS.
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>> Pickles: WE ARE GUILTY AS
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CHARGED.
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>> Murderface: [ CLEARS THROAT ]
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INTRODUCTION.
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>> Nathan: SORRY. I'M SORRY.
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THAT'S PICKLES AND MURDERFACE
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AND -- YOU GET THE IDEA.
THEY ALL HAVE NAMES AND
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EVERYTHING.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING OVER
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THERE?
>> Nathan: NOTHING.
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THEY'RE PLAYING A GAME.
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>> Toki: WOULD YOU LIKES TO PLAY
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A GAME WITH US?
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>> Nathan: SHE DOESN'T WANT TO
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PLAY WITH YOU GUYS!
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>> Pickles: NATHAN.
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>> Skwisgaar: NATHANS.
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YOU DON'T RAISE YOUR VOICE TO
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YOUR BEST FRIENDS.
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>> Nathan: GUYS, I JUST WANT TO
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GO UPSTAIRS AND, YOU KNOW, HANG
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OUT.
>> Murderface: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
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"HANG OUT"?
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>> Nathan: I MEAN, YOU KNOW...
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HANG OUT -- YOU KNOW, SITTING.
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>> Murderface: YOU CAN SIT DOWN
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HERE.
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING --
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>> Nathan: I'M JUST SAYING,
MAYBE IT WOULD BE A LITTLE BIT
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MORE INTIMATE AND QUIET OVER
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THERE, YOU KNOW?
>> Skwisgaar: WE ARE YOUR
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FRIENDS.
WE CAN'T BE INTIMATE AND QUIET
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HERE?
>> Pickles: YEAH, WE CAN BE
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REALLY QUIET.
>> Murderface: YEAH, WE CAN PLAY
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SCRABBLE SILENTLY.
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>> Pickles: NATHAN, YOU KNOW HOW
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QUIET WE CAN BE.
>> Murderface: YEAH, SO, IF YOU
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WANT US TO BE QUIET, WE'LL JUST
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BE QUIET.
>> Nathan: ALL RIGHT! ONE GAME!
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FINE!
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>> [ Foreign accent ] SOON, MY
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SISTERS, WE WILL HAVE WHAT WE
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NEED TO BEGIN OUR OWN COLONY OF
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EXPLOSIONITES.
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WE ARE THE VESSELS THAT HOLD THE
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FUTURE.
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>> All: WE ARE THE VESSELS THAT
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HOLD THE FUTURE.
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>> AND YOU, NATHAN.
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BEAUTIFUL NATHAN.
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YOU WILL PROVIDE THE SEED THAT
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WILL GO INSIDE OF EACH US.
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WE WILL BUILD POWERFUL WARRIORS
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WITH YOUR HELP.
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TEST THE LOIN EXTRACTOR.
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
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>> Murderface: WOW!
>> Skwisgaar: OH!
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>> Pickles: APPLAUSE.
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>> Murderface: "AQUARIUM"?
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WOW, RACHEL, THAT'S...
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>> Pickles: "AQUARIUM."
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>> Murderface: THAT'S LIKE 37
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POINTS.
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>> AW, YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.
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>> Nathan: [ GROANING ]
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I'M GOING TO BED.
>> Murderface: OKAY, SEE YA.
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ANYWAYS...
>> Toki: REAL SMART.
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>> Skwisgaar: HOW DID YOU THINKS
OF THAT?
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>> Nathan: UH, I'LL CALL YOU, OR
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CALL ME.
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UGH.
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>> Pickles: I LIKED RACHEL.
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SHE'S FUN.
>> Murderface: SWEET KID.
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>> Toki: I'M GONNA TEXT RACHEL
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JUST TO SAY HI.
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DO YOU WANTS ME TO SAY HI FROM
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YOU GUYS, TOO?
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>> Pickles: YEAH, SAY HI FOR ME.
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>> Murderface: SAY HI FOR ME.
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>> Toki: SEND.
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>> Murderface: OH.
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CHECK IT OUT OVER THERE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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GUYS, WATCH AND LEARN.
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>> OH, GOD. DON'T TALK TO US.
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PLEASE DON'T TALK TO US.
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[ GROANS ]
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>> Murderface: DON'T MIND ME,
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LADIES.
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JUST PATROLLING THESE PARTS
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HERE, MAKING SURE IT'S SAFE FOR
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YOUR KIND.
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YOU KNOW -- WOMEN.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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YEAH, WELL, IT SEEMS -- SEEMS
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PRETTY SAFE.
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BUT I'M SURE SOMEONE'S GONNA
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SHOOT THEIR MOUTH OFF, AND THEN
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YOU'LL SEE WHAT'S UP!
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>> Toki: HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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YOU NEED SOME HELP OR SOMETHING?
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>> Murderface: NOTHING!
GET OUT OF HERE!
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I'M DEFENDING THEM.
I'M KEEPING THEM SAFE.
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>> Toki: FROM WHO?
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NO ONE'S HERE TO BE MEAN TO
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THEM.
>> Skwisgaar: YEAH, WHAT BARS DO
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YOU HANGS OUT AT WHERE GIRLS
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NEEDS THEIR HONORS CONSTANTLY
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DEFENDED, YOU KNOW?
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THE DOUBLE DEUCE FROM
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"ROAD HOUSE"?
>> OH, MY GOD!
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YOU'RE SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF!
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>> Skwisgaar: OH, I KNOW YOU.
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YOU ARE THE TWO BEAUTIFULS
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LADIES AT THE BARS, RIGHT?
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>> OH, MY GOD!
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>> Murderface: THAT'S ENOUGH,
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SKWISGAAR.
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CAN'T YOU SEE I WAS HERE FIRST?
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>> Skwisgaar: SORRY, LADIES.
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MURDERFACE HAS LAID CLAIMS TO
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YOUS.
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>> NO! HE HATES WOMEN!
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>> Murderface: WHO SAID THAT?
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ANYONE THAT SAYS ANYTHING
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NEGATIVE TOWARDS A WOMAN, I WILL
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BEAT THE [BLEEP] OUT OF THEM.
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>> WE SAID THAT.
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
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>> Murderface: UH...
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
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AREN'T YOU THE BASS PLAYER?
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WHY ARE WE EVEN TALKING TO YOU?
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>> SHOULDN'T YOU BE, LIKE,
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UNLOADING EQUIPMENT OR
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SOMETHING?
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>> DON'T YOU NEED TO PUT SOME
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WATER BOTTLES ON THE STAGE?
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>> DON'T YOU HAVE TO, LIKE,
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STEAM THEIR COSTUMES?
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>> I LOVE HOW BASS PLAYERS JUST
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PRETEND THEY'RE WORKING AS HARD
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ONSTAGE AS THE OTHER BANDMATES.
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>> Murderface: BASS IS THE
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FOUNDATION OF THE BAND!
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>> WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A
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BASS GUITAR AND BE INAUDIBLE?
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>> Nathan: UH, HEY, GUYS.
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THIS IS AMANDA.
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THAT'S PICKLES, TOKI, AND
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SKWISGAAR, AND, UH, MURDERFACE.
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>> HEY!
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>> Nathan: WHAT THE HELL IS SHE
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DOING HERE?
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>> Skwisgaar: UH, I DON'T KNOW.
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WE GETS ALONG, SO WE INVITES HER
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OVER TO THE HOUSE.
>> Nathan: GREAT.
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THAT'S NOT WEIRD OR ANYTHING.
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I MEAN, HERE I AM ON ANOTHER
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DATE, AND THERE'S THE OLD ONE.
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>> Pickles: "THE OLD ONE"?
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[ Laughing ] WHAT?
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"THE OLD ONE"?
THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL HER?
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>> Toki: NATHAN, COME HERE.
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I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU FOR A
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SECOND.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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>> Nathan: NOTHING. WHAT?
I'M ON A DATE.
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>> Toki: JUST LIKE THAT?
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WHAT ABOUT RACHEL?
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>> Nathan: WHAT ABOUT HER?
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I WENT ON A DATE WITH HER.
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>> Toki: SO, THAT'S IT?
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JUST POOFS -- SHE'S GONES?
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>> Pickles: WAIT A MINUTE.
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LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT,
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NATHAN.
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ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH RACHEL?
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>> Nathan: I WAS NEVER IN A
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RELATIONSHIP WITH RACHEL.
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>> Pickles: AND NOW WHAT?
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WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH HER?
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>> Toki: WE'RE TAKING A
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CHINESE-COOKING CLASS TOGETHER.
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>> Nathan: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
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>> Toki: BECAUSE SHE'S
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WONDERFUL.
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>> Pickles: BECAUSE SHE'S A
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WONDERFUL LADY, DUDE, OKAY?
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WHY CAN WE SEE THAT AND YOU
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CAN'T?
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>> Nathan: GET OUT OF MY LIFE!
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>> Charles: HEY, UH, NATHAN, I
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UNDERSTAND YOU'RE EXPERIENCING A
401
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LITTLE BIT OF GIRL TROUBLE.
402
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JUST WANTED TO LEND YOU A
403
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SHOULDER TO, UH, YOU KNOW, TO...
404
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YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'RE OKAY.
405
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FOR THE RECORD, I TRIED.
406
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>> Pickles: OKAY, YOU ARE ALL
407
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BEAUTIFUL.
408
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YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL
409
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LADIES WITH PERSONALITIES,
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STYLE, SOPHISTICATION.
411
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AND WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A GUY
412
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WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE WANTS.
413
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YOU GUYS ARE TOO GOOD FOR HIM.
414
00:09:48,497 --> 00:09:49,665
>> Skwisgaar: HE DOESN'T KNOW
415
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WHAT HE WANTS.
416
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>> Pickles: DOES HE WANT THIS?
417
00:09:51,700 --> 00:09:52,401
HE DOESN'T KNOW.
DOES HE WANT THAT?
418
00:09:53,369 --> 00:09:54,269
>> Skwisgaar: HE GOTS PROBLEMS,
YEAH.
419
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>> Nathan: WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS
HAPPENING HERE?
420
00:09:56,538 --> 00:09:57,206
EVERYONE LEAVE NOW.
GET OUT OF HERE!
421
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>> Skwisgaar: SAMES TIMES
422
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TOMORROWS, LADIES.
423
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>> Nathan: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU
424
00:10:01,176 --> 00:10:01,910
ARE?
YOU'RE A BUNCH OF [BLEEP]
425
00:10:02,511 --> 00:10:03,278
BLOCKERS!
>> Murderface: YEAH, YOU'RE
426
00:10:04,013 --> 00:10:04,813
RIGHT!
THEY DON'T WANT US TO GET ANY
427
00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:07,082
OF THAT SWEET POONTANG!
428
00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:08,517
>> Nathan: [ GROWLS ]
429
00:10:08,584 --> 00:10:10,886
LOOK, YOU WANT TO MEET GIRLS?
430
00:10:10,953 --> 00:10:12,721
GO OUT AND MEET THEM.
431
00:10:12,788 --> 00:10:13,555
DON'T TAKE MINE!
432
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>> Murderface: TELL 'EM, BIG
433
00:10:14,757 --> 00:10:15,324
GUY.
>> Nathan: OKAY.
434
00:10:15,924 --> 00:10:16,759
ALL RIGHT.
435
00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,727
LOOK, TOMORROW NIGHT IS OUR
436
00:10:18,794 --> 00:10:21,063
FIRST CONCERT SINCE...
437
00:10:21,130 --> 00:10:23,932
SINCE I BROKE UP WITH...REBECCA.
438
00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:25,401
BUT THERE ARE GONNA BE A LOT OF
439
00:10:25,467 --> 00:10:26,735
NICE YOUNG LADIES THERE WHO WILL
440
00:10:26,802 --> 00:10:27,970
REALLY WANT TO YOU-KNOW-WHAT.
441
00:10:28,037 --> 00:10:30,339
IF YOU STOP THAT FROM HAPPENING,
442
00:10:30,406 --> 00:10:32,241
I WILL ACTUALLY KILL YOU.
443
00:10:32,307 --> 00:10:33,642
>> Murderface: YEAH -- DEAD.
444
00:10:33,709 --> 00:10:34,710
>> Nathan: UGH.
445
00:10:34,777 --> 00:10:36,345
[ ROCK GUITAR PLAYING ]
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[ AUDIENCE CHEERING ]
447
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♪ DRAGONESS, YOU BURNED OUR
448
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HOMES ♪
449
00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:49,625
♪ YOU TOOK OUR LIVES AND ATE OUR
450
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SOULS ♪
451
00:10:50,559 --> 00:10:52,361
♪ I WILL RIDE TO YOUR TWIN
452
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MOUNTAINS ♪
♪ YOUR CREVASSE AWAITS ♪
453
00:10:54,263 --> 00:10:56,765
♪ I COME FOR YOU TONIGHT ♪
454
00:11:03,305 --> 00:11:04,907
{\an8}>> Murderface: NATHAN, LOOK OUT!
455
00:11:04,973 --> 00:11:06,642
{\an8}N-O-O-O-O!
456
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,677
{\an8}[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
457
00:11:08,744 --> 00:11:10,813
{\an8}>> N-O-O-O-O!
458
00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:13,315
{\an8}AAAAAAAAAAAH!
459
00:11:13,382 --> 00:11:14,283
{\an8}>> Nathan: WOW.
460
00:11:14,349 --> 00:11:15,918
{\an8}I NEVER ACTUALLY KNEW THAT A
461
00:11:15,984 --> 00:11:17,586
{\an8}[BLEEP] BLOCK COULD SAVE YOUR
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00:11:17,653 --> 00:11:18,754
{\an8}LIFE.
463
00:11:18,821 --> 00:11:20,022
{\an8}THANK YOU, MURDERFACE.
464
00:11:20,089 --> 00:11:21,390
{\an8}>> Murderface: THAT'S OKAY, MAN.
465
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{\an8}I'M A HERO.
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{\an8}I'M A REAL HERO!
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