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>> IT'S TIME TO CHECK IN ON THE

BOYS IN THE BAND TO SEE WHO'S

DATING WHO.

THEY'RE LIVING THE CHARMED LIFE,

WITH A NEW GIRL FOR EACH DAY OF

THE WEEK.

BUT WILL THESE BAD BOYS OF METAL

EVER SETTLE DOWN?

MAYBE NOT.

REMEMBER "NateBecca"?

IT WAS THE STORYBOOK ROMANCE

THAT TOOK A TURN FOR THE TRAGIC

WHEN ACTRESS/MODEL

REBECCA NIGHTROD FELL DOWN

SEVERAL FLIGHTS OF STAIRS AND

LANDED HERSELF IN A COMA.

BUT NATHAN EXPLOSION STAYED BY

HER SIDE THROUGH IT ALL...

UNTIL IT BECAME CLEAR TO THE

PUBLIC THAT IT WAS OVER.

REBECCA NIGHTROD, STILL IN A

COMA, WAS SPOTTED IN PUBLIC

CANOODLING WITH BILLIONAIRE

HOTEL HEIR WALT PERKINS.

EXPLOSION WAS OUT OF THE PICTURE

AND LEFT BEHIND.

>> Nathan: RAA!

RAA!

RAA!

>> Pickles: YOU'RE BETTER OFF

WITHOUT HER, BRO.

>> Murderface: YEAH, DUDE, WE

CAN HANG OUT LIKE WE USED TO,

YOU KNOW?

>> Nathan: YOU DON'T GET IT.

SHE WAS THE ULTIMATE GIRLFRIEND.

>> Pickles: DUDE, SHE WAS IN A

COMA.

>> Murderface: YOU WERE JUST

INFATUATED WITH HER

UNCONSCIOUSNESS.

>> Skwisgaar: THAT CAN'T LAST

FOREVERS.

>> Pickles: COME ON, DON'T LEAVE

US HANGING OUT HERE.

IT'S FREEZING!

>> Nathan: GUYS, I BEEN

THINKING.

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

IT'S TIME I START DATING AGAIN.

>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!

DETHKLOK! ♪

>> Toki: SLUT! >> Murderface: TOKI!

>> Toki: SHE'S SLUT. LOOK AT HER.

>> Murderface: TAKE IT EASY,

MAN.

YOU DON'T CALL WOMEN BAD WORDS,

MAN. THAT'S WOMEN.

YOU GOT TO RESPECT THEM.

>> Pickles: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING

ABOUT? >> Murderface: WHAT?

>> Pickles: NOTHING. I JUST PINNED YOU AS A CLASSIC

WOMAN HATER. >> Murderface: WELL, THAT'S

DISAPPOINTING, PICKLES, THAT YOU

WOULD JUST BLINDLY LABEL A

PERSON.

THAT'S, UH, THAT'S JUST PRETTY

DISAPPOINTING.

>> Skwisgaar: WELL, YOU ARE THE

ONE THAT WALKS AROUND TALKING

ABOUT HOW THEY ARE -- I DON'T

KNOW -- POISONOUS SERPENTS WITH

TITS. >> Murderface: YEAH? SO?

>> Pickles: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YEAH? SO?"

YOU SAID THAT ABOUT WOMEN. NOW YOU'RE DEFENDING THEM A LOT.

>> Murderface: OKAY, FINE, LOOK.

OH, BOY, YOU GUYS.

I MAY HAVE SAID A COUPLE KOOKY

THINGS ABOUT THE LADIES, BUT

THAT WAS BEFORE, MAN.

YOU GOT TO DEFEND THEIR HONOR,

YOU KNOW? LIKE A HERO.

>> Pickles: AND? >> Murderface: AND WHAT?

>> Skwisgaar: WELL, YOU WILL

DEFEND THEIR HONOR IN THE EYES

OF THE WOMEN, AND THEN WHAT

HAPPENS?

>> Murderface: WELL, YOU KNOW,

JUST...

WELL, THEN THEY SLEEP WITH YOU.

>> Pickles: YEAH! I KNEW IT!

>> Murderface: AW, COME ON.

>> Skwisgaar: AW, THAT IS THE

ANGLES RIGHT THERE!

>> Toki: OH, BUSTED.

>> Pickles: ANOTHER CHEAP PLOY

TO TRICK THE GIRLS INTO SLEEPING

WITH YOU BY PRETENDING TO BE

VALIANT. >> Murderface: SO?!

>> Skwisgaar: CLASSIC MURDERFACE.

>> Nathan: HEY, GUYS.

YOU KNOW I'VE DECIDED TO START

DATING, AND I'LL PROBABLY BE

BRINGING SOME GIRLS BACK HERE,

SO, UH, I'D REALLY LIKE IT IF

YOU GUYS MADE A POINT TO NOT

[BLEEP] THAT UP FOR ME.

THERE.

I FEEL BETTER HAVING SAID THAT.

>> Pickles: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

I MEAN, HOW DO WE [BLEEP] ANYTHING UP?

>> Murderface: IF ANYTHING, WE MAKE IT BETTER.

>> Toki: WE MAKES IT BETTER. >> Pickles: MAYBE WE COME OFF,

YOU KNOW, LIKE ROCK STARS AROUND

PEOPLE, AND MAYBE WE COULD JUST

BE A LITTLE BIT NICER. >> Toki: WE CAN'T HELPS IT.

WE ARE ROCK STARS. >> Murderface: WHAT AM I GONNA

DO, STAND THERE LIKE A

CIGAR-STORE INDIAN?

I GOT TO BE CHARMING!

I CAN'T HELP IT! >> Pickles: OKAY.

I MEAN, LET'S SUPPORT HIM.

I GUESS THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

>> Stampingston: GENTLEMEN,

NATHAN EXPLOSION IS NOW

OFFICIALLY SINGLE.

>> Crozier: THIS INFORMATION HAS

ONLY RECENTLY REACHED THE FEMALE

PUBLIC, AND ALREADY WOMEN AROUND

THE WORLD ARE IN A STATE OF

CHAOS.

>> Orlaag: AND NOW THESE WOMEN

ARE DOING EVERYTHING THAT THEY

CAN TO GET NATHAN EXPLOSION'S

ATTENTION.

>> Crozier: YES, BUT THERE'S

ANOTHER GROUP OF EVEN MORE

DANGEROUS WOMEN -- A GROUP

CALLED SUCCUBOSO EXPLOSION, LED

BY A WOMAN NAMED

LAVONA SUCCUBOSO, WHO HAS VOWED

TO CAPTURE EXPLOSION AND BREED

HIM WITH HER FEMALE FOLLOWERS.

WE BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL SURFACE

ON THE NIGHT OF THE NEXT

DETHKLOK CONCERT.

I BELIEVE THAT LAVONA HAS THE

POWER TO RID THE WORLD OF

NATHAN EXPLOSION.

>> Pickles: GO, SKWISGAAR.

IT'S YOUR TURN.

GO. GO-GO-GO-GO-GO-GO.

>> Skwisgaar: I AM GOING.

HOLD ON. I AM THINKING.

UH, OKAY. IS THIS A WORD?

Q-U-H-Z-K?

>> Toki: "QUHZK."

THAT'S WHAT THE DUCK SAYS.

>> Pickles: ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER.

QUHZK.

THAT'S 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,

9, 10...

52 POINTS.

52 POINTS -- THAT'S GOOD.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

OKAY, GUYS, NATHAN'S HERE WITH

A GIRL, SO, REMEMBER, LET'S JUST

HELP HIM OUT. JUST HELP HIM GET THROUGH THIS,

ALL RIGHT? >> Murderface: DON'T WORRY.

I WON'T DO THE HERO THING,

'CAUSE WE DON'T WANT HER TO

FOCUS ON ME.

>> Nathan: UH, HEY, GUYS, THIS

IS, UM, RACHEL.

UH, WE'RE JUST GONNA HANG OUT.

I WAS GONNA SHOW HER STUFF, UH,

IN MY ROOM.

>> Pickles: OH, WELL, THAT'S

INTERESTING.

RACHEL? I'M PICKLES.

SORRY THAT NATHAN IS SO RUDE.

HELLO. >> HI.

>> Pickles: OH, MY GOD.

YOU HAVE GOT SOFT HANDS.

>> Skwisgaar: AW, LOOKS AT YOU.

YOU LIKES THE PRETTIEST LITTLE

PORCELAINS DOLL.

COULD YOU GETS ANY CUTER?

I DON'T THINK SO. >> Murderface: LET ME JUST PUT

THIS OUT HERE. IF ANYBODY SAYS ONE THING TO

YOU, I WILL CRUSH THEIR SKULL!

MY HANDS ARE LETHAL WEAPONS!

>> Nathan: OKAY, GUYS.

ENOUGH, ALL RIGHT?

OKAY, WE'RE GONNA SPLIT, SO,

UH...

>> Toki: HOLDS ON, HOLDS ON.

WE NEVER GETS TO MEET ANYBODY

UP HERE. ALWAYS WORKING.

DON'T YOU WANTS TO MEET US,

RACHEL? >> I WOULD LIKE TO MEET YOU

GUYS.

I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT ALL OF

YOU. >> Skwisgaar: I AM AFRAID THAT

IT'S ALL TRUE.

TAKE US IN TO THE POLICE

OFFICERS.

>> Pickles: WE ARE GUILTY AS

CHARGED.

>> Murderface: [ CLEARS THROAT ]

INTRODUCTION.

>> Nathan: SORRY. I'M SORRY.

THAT'S PICKLES AND MURDERFACE

AND -- YOU GET THE IDEA. THEY ALL HAVE NAMES AND

EVERYTHING. >> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING OVER

THERE? >> Nathan: NOTHING.

THEY'RE PLAYING A GAME.

>> Toki: WOULD YOU LIKES TO PLAY

A GAME WITH US?

>> Nathan: SHE DOESN'T WANT TO

PLAY WITH YOU GUYS!

>> Pickles: NATHAN.

>> Skwisgaar: NATHANS.

YOU DON'T RAISE YOUR VOICE TO

YOUR BEST FRIENDS.

>> Nathan: GUYS, I JUST WANT TO

GO UPSTAIRS AND, YOU KNOW, HANG

OUT. >> Murderface: WHAT DO YOU MEAN

"HANG OUT"?

>> Nathan: I MEAN, YOU KNOW...

HANG OUT -- YOU KNOW, SITTING.

>> Murderface: YOU CAN SIT DOWN

HERE. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING --

>> Nathan: I'M JUST SAYING, MAYBE IT WOULD BE A LITTLE BIT

MORE INTIMATE AND QUIET OVER

THERE, YOU KNOW? >> Skwisgaar: WE ARE YOUR

FRIENDS. WE CAN'T BE INTIMATE AND QUIET

HERE? >> Pickles: YEAH, WE CAN BE

REALLY QUIET. >> Murderface: YEAH, WE CAN PLAY

SCRABBLE SILENTLY.

>> Pickles: NATHAN, YOU KNOW HOW

QUIET WE CAN BE. >> Murderface: YEAH, SO, IF YOU

WANT US TO BE QUIET, WE'LL JUST

BE QUIET. >> Nathan: ALL RIGHT! ONE GAME!

FINE!

>> [ Foreign accent ] SOON, MY

SISTERS, WE WILL HAVE WHAT WE

NEED TO BEGIN OUR OWN COLONY OF

EXPLOSIONITES.

WE ARE THE VESSELS THAT HOLD THE

FUTURE.

>> All: WE ARE THE VESSELS THAT

HOLD THE FUTURE.

>> AND YOU, NATHAN.

BEAUTIFUL NATHAN.

YOU WILL PROVIDE THE SEED THAT

WILL GO INSIDE OF EACH US.

WE WILL BUILD POWERFUL WARRIORS

WITH YOUR HELP.

TEST THE LOIN EXTRACTOR.

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

>> Murderface: WOW! >> Skwisgaar: OH!

>> Pickles: APPLAUSE.

>> Murderface: "AQUARIUM"?

WOW, RACHEL, THAT'S...

>> Pickles: "AQUARIUM."

>> Murderface: THAT'S LIKE 37

POINTS.

>> AW, YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.

>> Nathan: [ GROANING ]

I'M GOING TO BED. >> Murderface: OKAY, SEE YA.

ANYWAYS... >> Toki: REAL SMART.

>> Skwisgaar: HOW DID YOU THINKS OF THAT?

>> Nathan: UH, I'LL CALL YOU, OR

CALL ME.

UGH.

>> Pickles: I LIKED RACHEL.

SHE'S FUN. >> Murderface: SWEET KID.

>> Toki: I'M GONNA TEXT RACHEL

JUST TO SAY HI.

DO YOU WANTS ME TO SAY HI FROM

YOU GUYS, TOO?

>> Pickles: YEAH, SAY HI FOR ME.

>> Murderface: SAY HI FOR ME.

>> Toki: SEND.

>> Murderface: OH.

CHECK IT OUT OVER THERE.

[ LAUGHS ]

GUYS, WATCH AND LEARN.

>> OH, GOD. DON'T TALK TO US.

PLEASE DON'T TALK TO US.

[ GROANS ]

>> Murderface: DON'T MIND ME,

LADIES.

JUST PATROLLING THESE PARTS

HERE, MAKING SURE IT'S SAFE FOR

YOUR KIND.

YOU KNOW -- WOMEN.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YEAH, WELL, IT SEEMS -- SEEMS

PRETTY SAFE.

BUT I'M SURE SOMEONE'S GONNA

SHOOT THEIR MOUTH OFF, AND THEN

YOU'LL SEE WHAT'S UP!

>> Toki: HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

YOU NEED SOME HELP OR SOMETHING?

>> Murderface: NOTHING! GET OUT OF HERE!

I'M DEFENDING THEM. I'M KEEPING THEM SAFE.

>> Toki: FROM WHO?

NO ONE'S HERE TO BE MEAN TO

THEM. >> Skwisgaar: YEAH, WHAT BARS DO

YOU HANGS OUT AT WHERE GIRLS

NEEDS THEIR HONORS CONSTANTLY

DEFENDED, YOU KNOW?

THE DOUBLE DEUCE FROM

"ROAD HOUSE"? >> OH, MY GOD!

YOU'RE SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF!

>> Skwisgaar: OH, I KNOW YOU.

YOU ARE THE TWO BEAUTIFULS

LADIES AT THE BARS, RIGHT?

>> OH, MY GOD!

>> Murderface: THAT'S ENOUGH,

SKWISGAAR.

CAN'T YOU SEE I WAS HERE FIRST?

>> Skwisgaar: SORRY, LADIES.

MURDERFACE HAS LAID CLAIMS TO

YOUS.

>> NO! HE HATES WOMEN!

>> Murderface: WHO SAID THAT?

ANYONE THAT SAYS ANYTHING

NEGATIVE TOWARDS A WOMAN, I WILL

BEAT THE [BLEEP] OUT OF THEM.

>> WE SAID THAT.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

>> Murderface: UH... >> WAIT A MINUTE.

AREN'T YOU THE BASS PLAYER?

WHY ARE WE EVEN TALKING TO YOU?

>> SHOULDN'T YOU BE, LIKE,

UNLOADING EQUIPMENT OR

SOMETHING?

>> DON'T YOU NEED TO PUT SOME

WATER BOTTLES ON THE STAGE?

>> DON'T YOU HAVE TO, LIKE,

STEAM THEIR COSTUMES?

>> I LOVE HOW BASS PLAYERS JUST

PRETEND THEY'RE WORKING AS HARD

ONSTAGE AS THE OTHER BANDMATES.

>> Murderface: BASS IS THE

FOUNDATION OF THE BAND!

>> WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A

BASS GUITAR AND BE INAUDIBLE?

>> Nathan: UH, HEY, GUYS.

THIS IS AMANDA.

THAT'S PICKLES, TOKI, AND

SKWISGAAR, AND, UH, MURDERFACE.

>> HEY!

>> Nathan: WHAT THE HELL IS SHE

DOING HERE?

>> Skwisgaar: UH, I DON'T KNOW.

WE GETS ALONG, SO WE INVITES HER

OVER TO THE HOUSE. >> Nathan: GREAT.

THAT'S NOT WEIRD OR ANYTHING.

I MEAN, HERE I AM ON ANOTHER

DATE, AND THERE'S THE OLD ONE.

>> Pickles: "THE OLD ONE"?

[ Laughing ] WHAT?

"THE OLD ONE"? THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL HER?

>> Toki: NATHAN, COME HERE.

I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU FOR A

SECOND. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> Nathan: NOTHING. WHAT? I'M ON A DATE.

>> Toki: JUST LIKE THAT?

WHAT ABOUT RACHEL?

>> Nathan: WHAT ABOUT HER?

I WENT ON A DATE WITH HER.

>> Toki: SO, THAT'S IT?

JUST POOFS -- SHE'S GONES?

>> Pickles: WAIT A MINUTE.

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT,

NATHAN.

ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH RACHEL?

>> Nathan: I WAS NEVER IN A

RELATIONSHIP WITH RACHEL.

>> Pickles: AND NOW WHAT?

WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH HER?

>> Toki: WE'RE TAKING A

CHINESE-COOKING CLASS TOGETHER.

>> Nathan: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

>> Toki: BECAUSE SHE'S

WONDERFUL.

>> Pickles: BECAUSE SHE'S A

WONDERFUL LADY, DUDE, OKAY?

WHY CAN WE SEE THAT AND YOU

CAN'T?

>> Nathan: GET OUT OF MY LIFE!

>> Charles: HEY, UH, NATHAN, I

UNDERSTAND YOU'RE EXPERIENCING A

LITTLE BIT OF GIRL TROUBLE.

JUST WANTED TO LEND YOU A

SHOULDER TO, UH, YOU KNOW, TO...

YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'RE OKAY.

FOR THE RECORD, I TRIED.

>> Pickles: OKAY, YOU ARE ALL

BEAUTIFUL.

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL

LADIES WITH PERSONALITIES,

STYLE, SOPHISTICATION.

AND WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A GUY

WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE WANTS.

YOU GUYS ARE TOO GOOD FOR HIM.

>> Skwisgaar: HE DOESN'T KNOW

WHAT HE WANTS.

>> Pickles: DOES HE WANT THIS?

HE DOESN'T KNOW. DOES HE WANT THAT?

>> Skwisgaar: HE GOTS PROBLEMS, YEAH.

>> Nathan: WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS HAPPENING HERE?

EVERYONE LEAVE NOW. GET OUT OF HERE!

>> Skwisgaar: SAMES TIMES

TOMORROWS, LADIES.

>> Nathan: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU

ARE? YOU'RE A BUNCH OF [BLEEP]

BLOCKERS! >> Murderface: YEAH, YOU'RE

RIGHT! THEY DON'T WANT US TO GET ANY

OF THAT SWEET POONTANG!

>> Nathan: [ GROWLS ]

LOOK, YOU WANT TO MEET GIRLS?

GO OUT AND MEET THEM.

DON'T TAKE MINE!

>> Murderface: TELL 'EM, BIG

GUY. >> Nathan: OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

LOOK, TOMORROW NIGHT IS OUR

FIRST CONCERT SINCE...

SINCE I BROKE UP WITH...REBECCA.

BUT THERE ARE GONNA BE A LOT OF

NICE YOUNG LADIES THERE WHO WILL

REALLY WANT TO YOU-KNOW-WHAT.

IF YOU STOP THAT FROM HAPPENING,

I WILL ACTUALLY KILL YOU.

>> Murderface: YEAH -- DEAD.

>> Nathan: UGH.

[ ROCK GUITAR PLAYING ]

[ AUDIENCE CHEERING ]

♪ DRAGONESS, YOU BURNED OUR

HOMES ♪

♪ YOU TOOK OUR LIVES AND ATE OUR

SOULS ♪

♪ I WILL RIDE TO YOUR TWIN

MOUNTAINS ♪ ♪ YOUR CREVASSE AWAITS ♪

♪ I COME FOR YOU TONIGHT ♪

>> Murderface: NATHAN, LOOK OUT!

N-O-O-O-O!

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

>> N-O-O-O-O!

AAAAAAAAAAAH!

>> Nathan: WOW.

I NEVER ACTUALLY KNEW THAT A

[BLEEP] BLOCK COULD SAVE YOUR

LIFE.

THANK YOU, MURDERFACE.

>> Murderface: THAT'S OKAY, MAN.

I'M A HERO.

I'M A REAL HERO!