Original subtitles

>> HAVING A HARD TIME WAKING UP

IN THE MORNING?

TRY OUR NEW DETHKLOK NORWEGIAN

BLACKENED BLOOD COFFEE.

SERVED IN SPECIAL COLLECTOR'S

SKULL. ONLY $14.

>> DUDE, LET ME BORROW 14

[BLEEP] BUCKS SO I CAN GET A

COFFEE. >> NO WAY, WANKER.

MY MOM ONLY GAVE ME 60 BUCKS.

>> DUDE, YOU CAN USE MY PARENT''

DUNCAN HILLS CARD. >> DUDE. COOL, BRO.

I'LL LET YOU USE MY PARENTS'

HOT TOPIC CARD. >> YEAH!

>> ALL RIGHT! RIGHT ON!

>> YEAH, I WAS AT THE ORIGINAL

BATSFJORD MASSACRE FEST.

I WAS INSANELY BRUTAL.

>> NO WAY. BRUTAL, MAN.

>> I STOLE MY KID'S TRUST FUND

TO GET THERE.

I GOT FROSTBITE. CHECK IT OUT.

>> THAT'S SO BRUTAL.

MY LITTLE SISTER DIDN'T REALLY

LIKE DETHKLOK, SO I MADE HER

DRINK MOTOR OIL, AND SHE GOT

REAL SICK. >> WHATEVER.

CALL ME WHEN YOU GOT A REAL

STORY, YOU [BLEEP] DILDO.

>> ♪ AND SCREAM FOR YOUR CREAM

[ CAR ALARM BLARING ]

>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK

♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!

DETHKLOK! ♪

♪ I'M...TICKING...FOR...THE...

DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! ♪

♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF, TALLER

THAN A TREE ♪

♪ TOKI WARTOOTH, NOT A

BUMBLEBEE ♪

♪ WILLIAM MURDERFACE MURDERFACE

MURDERFACE ♪

♪ PICKLES THE DRUMMER

♪ DOODILY DOO, DOODILY DOO

♪ NATHAN EXPLOSION

>> THE ODDS OF ANOTHER

NATURAL-GAS EXPLOSION ARE SO

REMOTE THAT YOU HAVE A BETTER

CHANCE OF BEING KILLED BY A

BEESTING INSIDE THE BELLY OF A

WHALE.

SO COME ON DOWN TO DUNCAN HILLS

AND TRY A NEW DETHKLOK NORWEGIAN

BLACKENED BLOOD COFFEE.

IT'S TOTALLY SAFE, TOTALLY SAFE.

>> Stampingston: GENTLEMEN, AS

YOU KNOW, THESE BOMBINGS ARE

DELIBERATE AND NOT ACCIDENTAL.

WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUT WHO IT IS.

GENERAL CROZIER.

>> Crozier: THIS MYSTERIOUS CAR

WAS SEEN LEAVING THE LAST

BOMBING.

WE DID A FACE-RECOGNITION SCAN.

IT CAME UP WITH FORMER DETHKLOK

SUPERFAN AND WEBMASTER

EDGAR JOMFRU.

>> Stampingston: AND THE SUSPECT

WHO PLANTED THE BOMBS?

>> Crozier: HE APPEARS TO BE A

YOUNG BOY WEARING A DEAD-SKIN

MASK OF ERIC JOMFRU.

>> Orlaag: THE JOMFRU BROTHERS

HAVE BEEN MISSING SINCE

INTERNATIONAL FAN DAY.

IT'S BEEN RUMORED THAT THEY WERE

BEING HELD PRISONER IN MORDHAUS.

>> Crozier: WE BELIEVE THAT

EDGAR JOMFRU IS THE BRAINS

BEHIND THE ANTI-DETHKLOK

TERRORIST ORGANIZATION KNOWN AS

THE REVENGENCERS.

>> Orlaag: AND THE GENTLEMAN

WITH THE SILVER FACE?

>> Crozier: HE'S THE BROTHER OF

A MAN WE SENT INTO INFILTRATE

MORDHAUS SOME TIME AGO.

IF HE WANTS DETHKLOK DEAD, I'M

SURE HE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN.

>> THE VICTIMS OF THESE

DUNCAN HILLS COFFEE

NATURAL-GAS-COINCIDENCE

EXPLOSIONS NEED YOUR HELP.

EVEN I HAD MY LEGS BLOWN OFF

WHEN SEVERAL PIECES OF

SHRAPNEL -- >> Charles: ALL RIGHT.

SO, YOU ALL KNOW THAT WE ARE IN

THE MIDDLE OF BUILDING A

HOSPITAL FOR THE VICTIMS OF

THIS PUBLIC-RELATIONS DISASTER.

>> Nathan: OH, GOD. THAT'S PANDERING.

>> Murderface: PANDERING!

>> Charles: WELL, I DON'T SEE IT

AS PANDERING. IT'S A HOSPITAL FOR HORRIBLY

INJURED VICTIMS OF, UH, THESE

EXPLOSIONS.

>> Skwisgaar: HELL, THAT'S NOT

OUR FAULT. WE DIDN'TS DO THAT.

>> Charles: WELL, THEY ARE YOUR

FANS, AND THEY, UH, HAVE BEEN

BADLY INJURED AND SOME OF

THEM KILLED, UH, TRYING TO BUY

YOUR COLLECTIBLE COFFEE CUPS.

MAYBE YOU COULD SHOW A LITTLE

COMPASSION.

>> Murderface: COMPASSION?!

>> Nathan: OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.

I GOT NO SYMPATHY FOR ANYONE.

I GOT ONE OF THESE DARN SUMMER

COLDS. I MEAN, WHERE'S MY BENEFIT

CONCERT?

I MEAN, IS THERE ANYTHING WORSE?

>> Murderface: SEE, THAT'S

SOMETHING WE HAVE COMPASSION FOR

IS SUMMER COLDS.

YOU CAN -- YOU CAN RELATE TO --

SEE, YOU CAN'T RELATE TO YOUR

ARMS BEING BLOWN OFF.

YOU CAN'T. >> Charles: WELL, UH, MAYBE

BEING BLOWN TO BITS IS WORSE

THAN A SUMMER COLD.

>> Nathan: OH, COME ON.

>> Skwisgaar: WHEN DID YOUS

COMES SO CARINGS ABOUT STUFFS?

DOES YOUR DRUNKS OR SOMETHING?

>> Charles: NO, I'M NOT DRUNK.

I'M JUST, UH, TRYING TO, YOU

KNOW, REPAIR YOUR IMAGE.

>> Murderface: REPAIR OUR IMAGE

WITH HEALTHCARE.

>> Toki: WHY WE GOTS TO SPENDS

OUR HARDENED-EARNEDS MONEY ON

MEDICAL STUFFS FOR PEOPLE'S --

>> Nathan: OH, GOD, THIS MOTHER

[BLEEP] EYE-GOUGING [BLEEP]

SUCKING, MOTHER [BLEEP] SUMMER

COLD.

IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY OVER HERE.

>> Murderface: STAY AWAY FROM

ME, 'CAUSE I CAN FEEL MY THROAT

GETTING SCRATCHY.

I DON'T WANT TO GET SICK.

>> Pickles: THEY'RE HARD TO GET

RID OF. THEY DON'T GO AWAY.

>> Toki: I WAS GONNA SAY THAT'S

PSYCHOSOMATICALS, BUT I THINKS

MY THROATS GETS SCRATCHY, TOO.

>> Murderface: AHH...

AHHHH...

AH-CHOO!

OH [BLEEP]

I'M SNEEZING.

[BLEEP]

>> THESE ARE THE MOMENTS THAT

DEFINE US.

YOU SEEM PREOCCUPIED.

WHAT BOTHERS YOU?

>> THIS MAN.

HE MUST BE KILLED AND MADE AN

EXAMPLE OF IN FRONT OF THE

WORLD.

I WILL CRUCIFY HIM.

>> BE PATIENT.

WE MUST STRIKE AT THE RIGHT

TIME OR WE CAN RISK LOSING

EVERYTHING.

EXCUSE ME. I NEED TO GET BY YOU.

DO YOU WANT A BURRITO, ALSO?

NO?

TWO BURRITOS FOR ME.

>> IF WE KILL HIM, THEY WILL

HAVE NO ONE TO HIDE BEHIND.

>> AND WHEN DETHKLOK PLAYS AT

THE HOSPITAL, WE WILL BE THERE

AND WE WILL TAKE THEM DOWN!

>> YOU'RE NOT DYING.

IT'S JUST A COLD.

>> Nathan: INDEED, WE ARE DYING.

I REALLY DON'T FEEL GREAT.

>> DID YOU EVER HAVE COLDS

BEFORE? >> Toki: CAN'T YOU GIVES US

INJECTIONS?

>> Murderface: COME ON, USE YOUR

FANCY DEGREES, ASSHOLE!

>> TAKE IT EASY, ALL RIGHT?

NO DRINKING, NO PARTYING.

GIVE ME THAT CIGAR.

JUST TAKE IT EASY.

GO TO THE SAUNA, SWEAT IT OUT,

AND RELAX, OKAY?

TAKE IT EASY.

IDIOTS.

>> Nathan: SURE IS HOT IN HERE.

YOU KNOW, HE'S RIGHT ABOUT THAT.

IT IS A SAUNA, YOU KNOW?

>> Toki: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE

HOTS. >> Pickles: I DID A LITTLE

SNEAKING AROUND, AND I FOUND

SOME BOOZE, AND I GOT SOME

SHOTS. WHO WANTS TO DO SOME SHOTS?

>> Murderface: I'M IN.

>> Nathan: YEAH, I'LL DO A

COUPLE SHOTS. >> Toki: YEAH, BUTS ISN'T WE NOT

SUPPOSED TO DO THIS? THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.

>> Murderface: AH, BULL[BLEEP]

TOKI. YOU DON'T LISTEN TO DOCTORS.

>> Pickles: YEAH, YOU DON'T NEED DOCTORS.

I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR [BLEEP] MONEY, ANYWAY.

>> Murderface: HEY, I GOT A

MEDIEVAL MEDICAL REMEDIES.

CHECK IT OUT. >> Nathan: THAT'S PRETTY

AWESOME. >> Murderface: HERE.

ALL'S WE GOT TO DO IS PASS A

BABY UNDER A HORSE THREE TIMES,

AND WE'RE CURED OF A COLD.

THAT DOCTOR DIDN'T SAY THAT.

HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING.

>> Pickles: DUDE, I SEE A

DOCUMENTARY, WHERE THEY MAKE YOU

PUT LEECHES ON YOURSELF.

DUDE, WE SHOULD HAVE LEECHES.

>> Murderface: YEAH.

YOU, GO GET US SOME LEECHES.

>> Pickles: YEAH, GO GET THEM

[BLEEP]HEAD.

HEY, GUYS, HOW ARE YOUR GUYS

DOING?

YOU KNOW, YOUR LEECHES.

>> Skwisgaar: LOOKS AT ME.

I'M ELVIS PRESLEY.

>> Murderface: [ LAUGHS ]

>> Nathan: HEY, LOOK AT ME.

I'M THAT GUY FROM, UH, THAT

MOVIE WHERE THE GUY WORE THAT

MASK, AND, UH, NATALIE PORTMAN

WAS IN IT.

>> Toki: YEAH, IT'S JUST LIKES

HIM. >> Nathan: CHECK IT OUT.

>> Pickles: HEY, GUYS, LOOK AT

ME. I'M A PROFESSIONAL NFL FOOTBALL

PLAYER. >> Skwisgaar: LOOKS AT ME.

I'M LEECH CHARLIE CHAPLIN.

>> Murderface: YOU'RE LEECH

HITLER.

>> Nathan: HEY, MURDERFACE, DO,

LIKE, A LEECH AL JOLSON.

>> Murderface: OKAY, LEECH

AL JOLSON COMING UP.

GIVE ME MORE.

MAMMY, I'M FROM ALABAMY.

LEECH AL JOLSON.

>> Nathan: NOW, THAT GUY WAS AN

ENTERTAINER.

>> Toki: YEAHS, HE'S THE FIRST

GREATS BLACKS ENTERTAINER.

>> Skwisgaar: I DON'T FEELS NO

BETTER. DOES ANYBODY ELSE?

>> Pickles: HEY, SORRY ABOUT THE

LEECH IDEA. >> Murderface: HEY, MAYBE WE

OUGHT TO UP THE ANTE, AS THEY

SAY IN THE MEDICAL BUSINESS.

BLOODLETTING IS THE ANCIENT

MEDIEVAL ART OF DRAINING ALL THE

BAD BLOOD FROM YOU AND LETTING

YOUR BODY REGENERATE NEW BLOOD.

YOU, GO -- GO GET A BUCKET AND

SOME BLOODLETTING KNIVES.

>> Nathan: GUYS, I GOT TO BE

HONEST.

I FEEL LIKE [BLEEP] RIGHT NOW.

>> Pickles: HEY, YO, I GOT TO BE

HONEST.

I REALLY DOUBT THIS IS WORKING.

>> Skwisgaar: IT IS WORKING.

LOOK, YOU'RE BLEEDINGS INTO A

BUCKET, AND THAT'S WORKING.

[ Slowing down ] IT'S JUST, YOU

KNOW, GIVES IT CHANCE.

>> Murderface: [ Distorted ]

YEAH, I FEEL LIKE I'M...

>> Nathan: [ Distorted ] IT'S

PRETTY BRUTAL.

I MEAN, CHECK IT OUT.

[ GROANS ]

>> Toki: WOULD SOMEONE STOPS THE

BLOODS DRAINS ALL OUT OF ME?

WOULD SOMEONE STOPS THE BLOODS

BEFORE IT DRAINS OUT OF ME?

WOULD SOMEONE STOPS THE BLOODS

DRAINS ALL OUT OF ME?

[ MONITOR BEEPING ]

>> Charles: UH, YOU GUYS READY

TO DO THE CONCERT?

[ BEEPING CONTINUES ]

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

[ BEEP ]

>> Nathan: HEY.

>> DR. BENDER TO THE MENTAL

WARD.

>> Nathan: HEY.

HEY, WAKE UP.

SOMEBODY'S TALKING TO YOU, AND

IT'S ME.

IT'S NATHAN EXPLOSION AT A

HOSPITAL.

I'M MAKING A PUBLIC APPEARANCE.

HEY, WAKE UP!

OH, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.

HEY, HEY, I DON'T THINK THIS

SHOW'S GONNA BE VERY GOOD THAT

WE'RE GONNA DO, 'CAUSE I DON'T

FEEL GOOD.

I GOT A SUMMER COLD.

OKAY, YOU GO BACK TO SLEEP NOW.

>> Toki: WAS YOU A LITTLE GIRLS

OR LITTLE BOY?

>> Nathan: HI.

I'M NATHAN EXPLOSION FROM

DETHKLOK. IT'S REALLY GOOD.

THANKS FOR BUYING OUR RECORDS.

HEY, I DON'T THINK THIS SHOW'S

GONNA BE VERY GOOD.

>> Pickles: DUDE, IT'S A FREE

SHOW. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

US TO FEEL GREAT ABOUT IT?

>> Charles: WELL, UH,

REGARDLESS, YOU GUYS DO HAVE TO

GO ONSTAGE.

>> Nathan: HEY. HEY, YOU.

HEY, LISTEN, IT'S GONNA BE A BAD

SHOW.

I GOT A COLD, SO DOES PICKLES,

SO DOES SKWISGAAR, SO DOES

MURDERFACE, AND, UH -- AND,

UH...

WE DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE HERE.

>> Pickles: TELL THEM JUST TO

LOWER THEIR EXPECTATIONS.

>> Murderface: LET'S CUT THE SET

LIST IN HALF.

>> Nathan: I SHOULD JUST DO ONE

SONG.

READY?

♪ PULL THE PLUG

♪ PULL THE PLUG

♪ PULL THE PLUG

♪ PULL THE PLUG

♪ PULL THE PLUG

♪ PULL THE PLUG

♪ PULL THE PLUG

♪ PULL THE PLUG

♪ I DROVE MY TRUCK INTO A MOVING

VAN ♪ ♪ IT WAS ALL FILLED UP WITH JET

FUEL, AND I CRASHED RIGHT IN AND

EXPLOSION ♪

♪ SMASH THROUGH THE WINDOW AND

RIPPED OFF MY HANDS ♪

♪ MEDICAL TEAM DROVE UP AND

FOUND ME ♪ ♪ BLEEDING IN PIECES PICKED UP

OFF THE STREET ♪ ♪ DROVE ME INTO A FILTHY

HOSPITAL ♪ ♪ HORROR EXPERIENCED

FINANCIALLY ♪

♪ WOKE UP IN PAIN IN A GOWN IN

BED ♪ ♪ INTERNAL HEMORRHAGING INSIDE

MY HEAD ♪ ♪ I REALLY THINK THAT I SHOULD

BE DEAD ♪ ♪ I SAW THE BILL, AND THEN I

CRY, BLED ♪

♪ TO KEEP ME ALIVE, IT IS

COSTING ME ♪

♪ NATIONAL DEFICIT TIMES THREE

♪ THERE IS NO WAY TO AVOID THIS

FEE ♪ ♪ PLEASE PULL THE PLUG AND KILL

ME ♪

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> REVENGEANCE.

>> NO WAY.

THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL DETHKLOK.

>> ♪ PULL THE PLUG

>> GET AWAY.

>> ♪ IT'S COSTING TOO MUCH

>> WHY SHOULD YOU CARE ABOUT

THIS?

THEY MADE YOU THIS WAY.

THEY TURNED YOU INTO MONSTERS.

>> [BLEEP] YOU, FAT ASS.

>> NO!

[ GROANING ]

>> [ GROANS ]

[ GROANS ]