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>> HAVING A HARD TIME WAKING UP
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IN THE MORNING?
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TRY OUR NEW DETHKLOK NORWEGIAN
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BLACKENED BLOOD COFFEE.
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SERVED IN SPECIAL COLLECTOR'S
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SKULL.
ONLY $14.
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>> DUDE, LET ME BORROW 14
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[BLEEP] BUCKS SO I CAN GET A
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COFFEE.
>> NO WAY, WANKER.
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MY MOM ONLY GAVE ME 60 BUCKS.
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>> DUDE, YOU CAN USE MY PARENT''
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DUNCAN HILLS CARD.
>> DUDE. COOL, BRO.
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I'LL LET YOU USE MY PARENTS'
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HOT TOPIC CARD.
>> YEAH!
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>> ALL RIGHT! RIGHT ON!
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>> YEAH, I WAS AT THE ORIGINAL
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BATSFJORD MASSACRE FEST.
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I WAS INSANELY BRUTAL.
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>> NO WAY. BRUTAL, MAN.
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>> I STOLE MY KID'S TRUST FUND
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TO GET THERE.
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I GOT FROSTBITE. CHECK IT OUT.
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>> THAT'S SO BRUTAL.
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MY LITTLE SISTER DIDN'T REALLY
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LIKE DETHKLOK, SO I MADE HER
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DRINK MOTOR OIL, AND SHE GOT
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REAL SICK.
>> WHATEVER.
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CALL ME WHEN YOU GOT A REAL
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STORY, YOU [BLEEP] DILDO.
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>> ♪ AND SCREAM FOR YOUR CREAM
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[ CAR ALARM BLARING ]
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>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
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♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
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DETHKLOK! ♪
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♪ I'M...TICKING...FOR...THE...
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DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! ♪
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♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF, TALLER
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THAN A TREE ♪
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♪ TOKI WARTOOTH, NOT A
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BUMBLEBEE ♪
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♪ WILLIAM MURDERFACE MURDERFACE
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MURDERFACE ♪
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♪ PICKLES THE DRUMMER
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♪ DOODILY DOO, DOODILY DOO
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♪ NATHAN EXPLOSION
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{\an8}>> THE ODDS OF ANOTHER
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{\an8}NATURAL-GAS EXPLOSION ARE SO
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{\an8}REMOTE THAT YOU HAVE A BETTER
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{\an8}CHANCE OF BEING KILLED BY A
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{\an8}BEESTING INSIDE THE BELLY OF A
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{\an8}WHALE.
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{\an8}SO COME ON DOWN TO DUNCAN HILLS
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{\an8}AND TRY A NEW DETHKLOK NORWEGIAN
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{\an8}BLACKENED BLOOD COFFEE.
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{\an8}IT'S TOTALLY SAFE, TOTALLY SAFE.
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>> Stampingston: GENTLEMEN, AS
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YOU KNOW, THESE BOMBINGS ARE
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DELIBERATE AND NOT ACCIDENTAL.
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WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUT WHO IT IS.
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GENERAL CROZIER.
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>> Crozier: THIS MYSTERIOUS CAR
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WAS SEEN LEAVING THE LAST
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BOMBING.
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WE DID A FACE-RECOGNITION SCAN.
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IT CAME UP WITH FORMER DETHKLOK
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SUPERFAN AND WEBMASTER
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EDGAR JOMFRU.
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>> Stampingston: AND THE SUSPECT
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WHO PLANTED THE BOMBS?
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>> Crozier: HE APPEARS TO BE A
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YOUNG BOY WEARING A DEAD-SKIN
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MASK OF ERIC JOMFRU.
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>> Orlaag: THE JOMFRU BROTHERS
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HAVE BEEN MISSING SINCE
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INTERNATIONAL FAN DAY.
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IT'S BEEN RUMORED THAT THEY WERE
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BEING HELD PRISONER IN MORDHAUS.
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>> Crozier: WE BELIEVE THAT
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EDGAR JOMFRU IS THE BRAINS
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BEHIND THE ANTI-DETHKLOK
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TERRORIST ORGANIZATION KNOWN AS
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THE REVENGENCERS.
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>> Orlaag: AND THE GENTLEMAN
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WITH THE SILVER FACE?
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>> Crozier: HE'S THE BROTHER OF
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A MAN WE SENT INTO INFILTRATE
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MORDHAUS SOME TIME AGO.
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IF HE WANTS DETHKLOK DEAD, I'M
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SURE HE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN.
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>> THE VICTIMS OF THESE
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DUNCAN HILLS COFFEE
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NATURAL-GAS-COINCIDENCE
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EXPLOSIONS NEED YOUR HELP.
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EVEN I HAD MY LEGS BLOWN OFF
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WHEN SEVERAL PIECES OF
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SHRAPNEL --
>> Charles: ALL RIGHT.
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SO, YOU ALL KNOW THAT WE ARE IN
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THE MIDDLE OF BUILDING A
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HOSPITAL FOR THE VICTIMS OF
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THIS PUBLIC-RELATIONS DISASTER.
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>> Nathan: OH, GOD.
THAT'S PANDERING.
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>> Murderface: PANDERING!
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>> Charles: WELL, I DON'T SEE IT
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AS PANDERING.
IT'S A HOSPITAL FOR HORRIBLY
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INJURED VICTIMS OF, UH, THESE
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EXPLOSIONS.
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>> Skwisgaar: HELL, THAT'S NOT
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OUR FAULT.
WE DIDN'TS DO THAT.
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>> Charles: WELL, THEY ARE YOUR
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FANS, AND THEY, UH, HAVE BEEN
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BADLY INJURED AND SOME OF
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THEM KILLED, UH, TRYING TO BUY
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YOUR COLLECTIBLE COFFEE CUPS.
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MAYBE YOU COULD SHOW A LITTLE
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COMPASSION.
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>> Murderface: COMPASSION?!
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>> Nathan: OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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I GOT NO SYMPATHY FOR ANYONE.
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I GOT ONE OF THESE DARN SUMMER
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COLDS.
I MEAN, WHERE'S MY BENEFIT
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CONCERT?
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I MEAN, IS THERE ANYTHING WORSE?
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>> Murderface: SEE, THAT'S
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SOMETHING WE HAVE COMPASSION FOR
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IS SUMMER COLDS.
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YOU CAN -- YOU CAN RELATE TO --
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SEE, YOU CAN'T RELATE TO YOUR
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ARMS BEING BLOWN OFF.
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YOU CAN'T.
>> Charles: WELL, UH, MAYBE
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BEING BLOWN TO BITS IS WORSE
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THAN A SUMMER COLD.
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>> Nathan: OH, COME ON.
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>> Skwisgaar: WHEN DID YOUS
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COMES SO CARINGS ABOUT STUFFS?
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DOES YOUR DRUNKS OR SOMETHING?
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>> Charles: NO, I'M NOT DRUNK.
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I'M JUST, UH, TRYING TO, YOU
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KNOW, REPAIR YOUR IMAGE.
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>> Murderface: REPAIR OUR IMAGE
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WITH HEALTHCARE.
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>> Toki: WHY WE GOTS TO SPENDS
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OUR HARDENED-EARNEDS MONEY ON
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MEDICAL STUFFS FOR PEOPLE'S --
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>> Nathan: OH, GOD, THIS MOTHER
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[BLEEP] EYE-GOUGING [BLEEP]
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SUCKING, MOTHER [BLEEP] SUMMER
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COLD.
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IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY OVER HERE.
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>> Murderface: STAY AWAY FROM
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ME, 'CAUSE I CAN FEEL MY THROAT
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GETTING SCRATCHY.
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I DON'T WANT TO GET SICK.
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>> Pickles: THEY'RE HARD TO GET
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RID OF.
THEY DON'T GO AWAY.
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>> Toki: I WAS GONNA SAY THAT'S
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PSYCHOSOMATICALS, BUT I THINKS
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MY THROATS GETS SCRATCHY, TOO.
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>> Murderface: AHH...
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AHHHH...
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AH-CHOO!
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OH [BLEEP]
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I'M SNEEZING.
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[BLEEP]
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>> THESE ARE THE MOMENTS THAT
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DEFINE US.
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YOU SEEM PREOCCUPIED.
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WHAT BOTHERS YOU?
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>> THIS MAN.
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HE MUST BE KILLED AND MADE AN
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EXAMPLE OF IN FRONT OF THE
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WORLD.
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I WILL CRUCIFY HIM.
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>> BE PATIENT.
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WE MUST STRIKE AT THE RIGHT
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TIME OR WE CAN RISK LOSING
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EVERYTHING.
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EXCUSE ME. I NEED TO GET BY YOU.
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DO YOU WANT A BURRITO, ALSO?
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NO?
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TWO BURRITOS FOR ME.
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>> IF WE KILL HIM, THEY WILL
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HAVE NO ONE TO HIDE BEHIND.
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>> AND WHEN DETHKLOK PLAYS AT
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THE HOSPITAL, WE WILL BE THERE
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AND WE WILL TAKE THEM DOWN!
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>> YOU'RE NOT DYING.
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IT'S JUST A COLD.
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>> Nathan: INDEED, WE ARE DYING.
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I REALLY DON'T FEEL GREAT.
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>> DID YOU EVER HAVE COLDS
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BEFORE?
>> Toki: CAN'T YOU GIVES US
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INJECTIONS?
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>> Murderface: COME ON, USE YOUR
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FANCY DEGREES, ASSHOLE!
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>> TAKE IT EASY, ALL RIGHT?
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NO DRINKING, NO PARTYING.
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GIVE ME THAT CIGAR.
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JUST TAKE IT EASY.
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GO TO THE SAUNA, SWEAT IT OUT,
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AND RELAX, OKAY?
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TAKE IT EASY.
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IDIOTS.
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>> Nathan: SURE IS HOT IN HERE.
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YOU KNOW, HE'S RIGHT ABOUT THAT.
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IT IS A SAUNA, YOU KNOW?
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>> Toki: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
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HOTS.
>> Pickles: I DID A LITTLE
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SNEAKING AROUND, AND I FOUND
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SOME BOOZE, AND I GOT SOME
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SHOTS.
WHO WANTS TO DO SOME SHOTS?
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>> Murderface: I'M IN.
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>> Nathan: YEAH, I'LL DO A
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COUPLE SHOTS.
>> Toki: YEAH, BUTS ISN'T WE NOT
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SUPPOSED TO DO THIS?
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.
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>> Murderface: AH, BULL[BLEEP]
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TOKI.
YOU DON'T LISTEN TO DOCTORS.
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>> Pickles: YEAH, YOU DON'T NEED
DOCTORS.
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I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR [BLEEP]
MONEY, ANYWAY.
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>> Murderface: HEY, I GOT A
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MEDIEVAL MEDICAL REMEDIES.
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CHECK IT OUT.
>> Nathan: THAT'S PRETTY
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AWESOME.
>> Murderface: HERE.
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ALL'S WE GOT TO DO IS PASS A
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BABY UNDER A HORSE THREE TIMES,
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AND WE'RE CURED OF A COLD.
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THAT DOCTOR DIDN'T SAY THAT.
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HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING.
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>> Pickles: DUDE, I SEE A
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DOCUMENTARY, WHERE THEY MAKE YOU
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PUT LEECHES ON YOURSELF.
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DUDE, WE SHOULD HAVE LEECHES.
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>> Murderface: YEAH.
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YOU, GO GET US SOME LEECHES.
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>> Pickles: YEAH, GO GET THEM
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[BLEEP]HEAD.
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HEY, GUYS, HOW ARE YOUR GUYS
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DOING?
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YOU KNOW, YOUR LEECHES.
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>> Skwisgaar: LOOKS AT ME.
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I'M ELVIS PRESLEY.
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>> Murderface: [ LAUGHS ]
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>> Nathan: HEY, LOOK AT ME.
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I'M THAT GUY FROM, UH, THAT
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MOVIE WHERE THE GUY WORE THAT
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MASK, AND, UH, NATALIE PORTMAN
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WAS IN IT.
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>> Toki: YEAH, IT'S JUST LIKES
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HIM.
>> Nathan: CHECK IT OUT.
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>> Pickles: HEY, GUYS, LOOK AT
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ME.
I'M A PROFESSIONAL NFL FOOTBALL
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PLAYER.
>> Skwisgaar: LOOKS AT ME.
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I'M LEECH CHARLIE CHAPLIN.
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>> Murderface: YOU'RE LEECH
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HITLER.
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>> Nathan: HEY, MURDERFACE, DO,
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LIKE, A LEECH AL JOLSON.
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>> Murderface: OKAY, LEECH
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AL JOLSON COMING UP.
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GIVE ME MORE.
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MAMMY, I'M FROM ALABAMY.
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LEECH AL JOLSON.
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>> Nathan: NOW, THAT GUY WAS AN
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ENTERTAINER.
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>> Toki: YEAHS, HE'S THE FIRST
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GREATS BLACKS ENTERTAINER.
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>> Skwisgaar: I DON'T FEELS NO
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BETTER.
DOES ANYBODY ELSE?
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>> Pickles: HEY, SORRY ABOUT THE
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LEECH IDEA.
>> Murderface: HEY, MAYBE WE
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OUGHT TO UP THE ANTE, AS THEY
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SAY IN THE MEDICAL BUSINESS.
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BLOODLETTING IS THE ANCIENT
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MEDIEVAL ART OF DRAINING ALL THE
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BAD BLOOD FROM YOU AND LETTING
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YOUR BODY REGENERATE NEW BLOOD.
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YOU, GO -- GO GET A BUCKET AND
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SOME BLOODLETTING KNIVES.
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>> Nathan: GUYS, I GOT TO BE
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HONEST.
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I FEEL LIKE [BLEEP] RIGHT NOW.
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>> Pickles: HEY, YO, I GOT TO BE
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HONEST.
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I REALLY DOUBT THIS IS WORKING.
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>> Skwisgaar: IT IS WORKING.
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LOOK, YOU'RE BLEEDINGS INTO A
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BUCKET, AND THAT'S WORKING.
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[ Slowing down ] IT'S JUST, YOU
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KNOW, GIVES IT CHANCE.
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>> Murderface: [ Distorted ]
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YEAH, I FEEL LIKE I'M...
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>> Nathan: [ Distorted ] IT'S
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PRETTY BRUTAL.
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I MEAN, CHECK IT OUT.
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[ GROANS ]
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>> Toki: WOULD SOMEONE STOPS THE
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BLOODS DRAINS ALL OUT OF ME?
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WOULD SOMEONE STOPS THE BLOODS
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BEFORE IT DRAINS OUT OF ME?
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WOULD SOMEONE STOPS THE BLOODS
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DRAINS ALL OUT OF ME?
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[ MONITOR BEEPING ]
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>> Charles: UH, YOU GUYS READY
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TO DO THE CONCERT?
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[ BEEPING CONTINUES ]
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[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
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[ BEEP ]
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>> Nathan: HEY.
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>> DR. BENDER TO THE MENTAL
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WARD.
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>> Nathan: HEY.
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HEY, WAKE UP.
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SOMEBODY'S TALKING TO YOU, AND
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IT'S ME.
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IT'S NATHAN EXPLOSION AT A
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HOSPITAL.
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I'M MAKING A PUBLIC APPEARANCE.
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HEY, WAKE UP!
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OH, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.
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HEY, HEY, I DON'T THINK THIS
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SHOW'S GONNA BE VERY GOOD THAT
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WE'RE GONNA DO, 'CAUSE I DON'T
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FEEL GOOD.
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I GOT A SUMMER COLD.
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OKAY, YOU GO BACK TO SLEEP NOW.
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>> Toki: WAS YOU A LITTLE GIRLS
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OR LITTLE BOY?
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>> Nathan: HI.
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I'M NATHAN EXPLOSION FROM
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DETHKLOK.
IT'S REALLY GOOD.
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THANKS FOR BUYING OUR RECORDS.
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HEY, I DON'T THINK THIS SHOW'S
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GONNA BE VERY GOOD.
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>> Pickles: DUDE, IT'S A FREE
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SHOW.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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US TO FEEL GREAT ABOUT IT?
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>> Charles: WELL, UH,
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REGARDLESS, YOU GUYS DO HAVE TO
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GO ONSTAGE.
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>> Nathan: HEY. HEY, YOU.
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HEY, LISTEN, IT'S GONNA BE A BAD
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SHOW.
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I GOT A COLD, SO DOES PICKLES,
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SO DOES SKWISGAAR, SO DOES
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MURDERFACE, AND, UH -- AND,
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UH...
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WE DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE HERE.
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>> Pickles: TELL THEM JUST TO
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LOWER THEIR EXPECTATIONS.
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>> Murderface: LET'S CUT THE SET
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LIST IN HALF.
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>> Nathan: I SHOULD JUST DO ONE
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SONG.
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READY?
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♪ PULL THE PLUG
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♪ PULL THE PLUG
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♪ PULL THE PLUG
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♪ PULL THE PLUG
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♪ PULL THE PLUG
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♪ PULL THE PLUG
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♪ PULL THE PLUG
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♪ PULL THE PLUG
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♪ I DROVE MY TRUCK INTO A MOVING
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VAN ♪
♪ IT WAS ALL FILLED UP WITH JET
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FUEL, AND I CRASHED RIGHT IN AND
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EXPLOSION ♪
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♪ SMASH THROUGH THE WINDOW AND
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RIPPED OFF MY HANDS ♪
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♪ MEDICAL TEAM DROVE UP AND
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FOUND ME ♪
♪ BLEEDING IN PIECES PICKED UP
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OFF THE STREET ♪
♪ DROVE ME INTO A FILTHY
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HOSPITAL ♪
♪ HORROR EXPERIENCED
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FINANCIALLY ♪
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♪ WOKE UP IN PAIN IN A GOWN IN
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BED ♪
♪ INTERNAL HEMORRHAGING INSIDE
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MY HEAD ♪
♪ I REALLY THINK THAT I SHOULD
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BE DEAD ♪
♪ I SAW THE BILL, AND THEN I
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CRY, BLED ♪
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♪ TO KEEP ME ALIVE, IT IS
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COSTING ME ♪
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♪ NATIONAL DEFICIT TIMES THREE
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♪ THERE IS NO WAY TO AVOID THIS
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FEE ♪
♪ PLEASE PULL THE PLUG AND KILL
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ME ♪
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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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>> REVENGEANCE.
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>> NO WAY.
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THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL DETHKLOK.
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>> ♪ PULL THE PLUG
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>> GET AWAY.
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>> ♪ IT'S COSTING TOO MUCH
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>> WHY SHOULD YOU CARE ABOUT
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THIS?
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THEY MADE YOU THIS WAY.
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THEY TURNED YOU INTO MONSTERS.
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>> [BLEEP] YOU, FAT ASS.
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>> NO!
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[ GROANING ]
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{\an8}>> [ GROANS ]
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{\an8}[ GROANS ]
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