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>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE TO
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PLAY THE NATIONAL ANTHEM, FRIEND
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OF NASCAR, WILLIAM MURDERFACE!
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>> Murderface: IT IS AN HONOR TO
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BE HERE!
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YOU ARE ALL MY CHILDREN.
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GET READY FOR OUR NATION'S
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NATIONAL ANTHEM...
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[ ZIPPER OPENS ]
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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...PLAYED WITH MY [BLEEP]
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[ "THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER"
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PLAYS ]
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>> Pickles: AW, THAT'S JUST
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GROSS.
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NOBODY NEEDS TO SEE THAT.
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AND HOW MANY MORE TIMES DO I
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HAVE TO HEAR THE NATIONAL
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ANTHEM, YOU KNOW?
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>> Nathan: OH, COME ON.
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WE TOLD MURDERFACE WE'D WATCH.
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>> Pickles: "I'LL DRIVE IN
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CIRCLES FOR A WHILE.
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THAT'S FUN.
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THAT'LL DO 'ER."
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>> Nathan: OH, MY GOD!
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THAT'S SKWISGAAR AND TOKI!
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>> Pickles: OH, LOOK!
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THEY'RE TOTALLY DRUNK!
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OH, THAT'S AWESOME!
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>> AUTHORITIES ARE CONFUSED AS
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TO WHY THE CHASE BEGAN.
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[ METAL CRUNCHING ]
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>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
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DETHKLOK! ♪
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>> WELL, IT SEEMS THAT
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TOKI WARTOOTH AND
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SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF HAVE GOTTEN
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THEMSELVES INTO SOME LEGAL HOT
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WATER.
LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT HAD THIS
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TO SAY.
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{\an8}>> YOU KNOW, WE WERE PREPARED TO
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{\an8}HUNT DOWN AND SHOOT AND KILL
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{\an8}THESE PEOPLE, BUT THEN WE FOUND
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{\an8}OUT IT WAS DETHKLOK, SO, UH...
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{\an8}YOU KNOW, THAT CHANGES THINGS.
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{\an8}>> WOW, THE COURTS HAVE AGREED
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{\an8}TO FIND THEM NOT GUILTY AS LONG
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{\an8}AS TOKI AND SKWISGAAR GO TO
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{\an8}DRIVING SCHOOL AND GET THEIR
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{\an8}LICENSES.
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AND THEY'VE GOT TO DO SOME
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COMMUNITY SERVICE.
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I WONDER WHAT THAT'S GONNA BE.
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IN OTHER NEWS, MURDERFACE'S
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NATIONAL ANTHEM BASS SOLO FOR
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NASCAR WAS PREEMPTED.
TOUGH LUCK, MURDERFACE.
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>> Murderface: WHY DO I GET
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PREEMPTED?!
YOU KNOW WHY?
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'CAUSE I'M JUST A STUPID BASS
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PLAYER.
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WHY DON'T I JUST PLAY BEHIND THE
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BASS AMPS?
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MAYBE THAT WOULD BE GOOD.
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THEN ALBUM SALES WOULD GO UP.
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WHO AM I FOOLING?
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I DON'T DESERVE THE SPOTLIGHT.
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I THOUGHT I COULD MAYBE, JUST
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ONCE -- JUST ONCE -- BE IN THE
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SPOTLIGHT.
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THAT'S ALL I WANT.
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JUST ONCE.
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>> Charles: EVERYTHING OKAY IN
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HERE?
>> Skwisgaar: YEAH, BUT WE'S
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GOTS TO PLANS THIS WHOLES
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CHARITY'S EVENTS THINGS NOW AND
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DO'S A LIVES TELEVISED CONCERTS?
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>> Toki: YEAH, COMMUNITY SERVICE
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SUCKS!
>> Skwisgaar: AND THENS WE GOTS
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TO GO TO DRIVING SCHOOLS ON TOP
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OF THIS!
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IT'S TOOS MUCH WORKS!
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>> Charles: ALL RIGHT, MAYBE I
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CAN HELP OUT.
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MURDERFACE HAS BEEN IN HIS ROOM
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FOR THE LAST THREE DAYS SULKING
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ABOUT THE PREEMPTION OF HIS
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NASCAR BASS SOLO.
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MAYBE YOU CAN LET HIM PRODUCE
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YOUR PUBLIC-SERVICE CHARITY
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EVENT.
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GIVE HIM A LITTLE SPOTLIGHT, AND
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MAYBE EVERYONE WILL BE HAPPY.
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>> Skwisgaar: AND THENS WE
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DON'TS GOTS TO DO IT?
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FINES!
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>> Charles: UH, NATHAN, PICKLES,
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WANT TO WEIGH IN ON THIS STUFF?
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LOT OF STUFF GOING ON OVER HERE.
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JUST KIND OF NOT PAYING
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ATTENTION OVER THERE?
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>> Pickles: NOPE.
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>> Nathan: NOPE.
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OKAY, GIVE ME A CALL WHEN YOU
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NEED ME TO PICK YOU UP.
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YOU GUYS GOT YOUR PHONES?
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>> Both: YEAH.
>> Nathan: EAT ALL YOUR LUNCH
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AND DON'T TALK TO ANYBODY.
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THERE'S WEIRDOS OUT THERE, OKAY?
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>> Both: YEAH.
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>> Nathan: ALL RIGHT, BYE!
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STUDY HARD!
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>> Skwisgaar: HEY, TOKI, I BET
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YOUS A MILLIONS BILLIONS DOLLARS
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THAT I WILLS BE A BETTERS
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DRIVERS THAN YOU.
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>> Toki: OH, I BET YOU KRILLIONS
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BILLIONS THAT I'S GONNA BE'S THE
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BEST ANDS THE FASTEST.
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>> Skwisgaar: NO WAYS!
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YOUS ARE ON!
>> Toki: LET'S GO!
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>> Skwisgaar: ALL RIGHT!
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[ TIRES SCREECHING, HORN HONKS ]
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OH, LOOKS OUTS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OH. THAT'S FUNNY.
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>> Murderface: OH, SEE, IT'S
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LIKE A NASCAR-TYPE THEATRICAL
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HYBRID EVENT WITH CARS!
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>> Charles: SO IT'S A CAR RACE.
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>> Murderface: YEAH, IT'LL BE
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AWESOME!
>> Charles: I'M CONFUSED.
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YOU WANT TO DO A CAR RACE?
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>> Murderface: YES!
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BUT, NO.
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NOT JUST A CAR RACE --
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A CAR EVENT.
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IT'S LIKE MEDIEVAL TIMES.
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>> Charles: OKAY, SO THERE'S
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LIKE JOUSTING AND HORSES --
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>> Murderface: NO! NO!
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WELL, MAYBE! MAYBE!
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GUYS, HELP ME OUT.
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>> Pickles: I'LL HELP YOU OUT.
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I'LL, UH, HELP YOU OUT, UH...
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UH...
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MURDERFACE IS, UH...
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TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING
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ABOUT, UH...SOMETHING.
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>> Murderface: THANK YOU,
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PICKLES.
>> Charles: WHAT DOES THIS HAVE
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TO DO WITH DETHKLOK?
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>> Pickles: WE ARE DETHKLOK!
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>> Murderface: I'M IN DETHKLOK!
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>> Nathan: I'M NATHAN EXPLOSION
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FROM DETHKLOK.
>> Pickles: I'M PICKLES THE
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DRUMMER FROM DETHKLOK!
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IT'S ME TELLING IT TO YOU.
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>> Charles: I KNOW THAT.
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WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH
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THE MUSIC, THOUGH?
>> Murderface: WHO CARES ABOUT
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WHAT IT HAS TO DO WITH THE BAND
AND THE MUSIC?!
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>> Charles: YOUR AUDIENCE CARES.
>> Murderface: [BLEEP] THE
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AUDIENCE!
>> Charles: ARE YOU GUYS ON
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BOARD WITH THIS IDEA, REALLY?
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>> Nathan: EH, I COULD TAKE IT
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OR LEAVE IT.
>> Pickles: YEAH, ME, TOO.
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>> Charles: GOOD DAY, THEN.
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>> Murderface: FINE.
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MOTHER [BLEEP] FINE!
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IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE, AND
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YOU'RE JEALOUS!
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NOTHING CAN KEEP ME BACK FROM
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PRODUCING THE BEST NASCAR
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THEATRICAL HYBRID EVENT THE
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WORLD'S EVER SEEN!
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OH [BLEEP]
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>> Stampingston: GENTLEMEN, IT
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APPEARS AS IF DETHKLOK IS
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SPONSORING THEIR OWN NASCAR-TYPE
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THEATRICAL HYBRID EVENT.
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IF YOU'D PLEASE TURN YOUR
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ATTENTION TO OUR MURDERFACE
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EXPERT, DR. GIBBETZ.
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>> GENTLEMEN, THE EGO OF THE
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BASS PLAYER IS FRAGILE.
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HIS EMOTIONAL INSECURITY IS
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TRIGGERED BY THE PERCEPTION THAT
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HE IS UNLOVED, INADEQUATE, AND
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WORTHLESS.
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JUST LOOK AT WILLIAM MURDERFACE.
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FRIGHTENED, SCARED,
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HATE-FILLED -- THE PERFECT
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SPECIMEN OF DEVOLUTION --
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CRO-MAGNON BROW, DISTENDED JAW,
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CLAMMY HANDS, BUCKLED STOMACH,
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BACK PIMPLAGE, HITCHHIKER
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THUMBS, HAMMER ASSED, FALLEN
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ARCHES, CHICKEN-PLUCKED LEGS,
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SANDPAPERY, ECZEMA-STYLED SKIN,
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DRY, UNKEPT TRIANGLE HAIR.
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THIS CREATURE...
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...WHIRLING IN THAT MESS...
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...SELF-HATRED BUBBLING
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INSIDE...
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THIS PATHETIC INSECURITY WILL
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CAUSE HIM TO WANT TO BE IN
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CONTROL.
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OF COURSE, THIS WILL BE
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OVERRIDDEN BY HIS DOMINANT
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LAZINESS, LACK OF CONCENTRATION,
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AND POSSIBLE BIPOLAR DISORDER,
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WHICH SHOULD MAKE FOR A MOST
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DISASTROUS NASCAR-TYPE
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THEATRICAL HYBRID EVENT.
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>> Toki: I DON'TS KNOWS ABOUT
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THIS PLACE.
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IT GIVES ME THE CREEPS.
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>> Skwisgaar: YEAH.
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SOMETHINGS ABOUT THIS JUST
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AIN'TS RIGHT.
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{\an8}>> [ SPEAKING JAPANESE ]
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{\an8}I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU A FILM.
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{\an8}THIS FILM IS CALLED "CRASH SITE
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{\an8}AT THE CORNER OF BLOOD STREET
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{\an8}AND GUTS CIRCLE."
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{\an8}IT IS VERY, VERY BRUTAL.
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>> DRIVING A CAR CAN BE FUN.
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BUT SOMETIMES IT'S DANGEROUS.
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DRINKING AND DRIVING IS A FUN
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WAY TO PASS THE TIME, BUT MAYBE
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SOMETIMES IT ISN'T SUCH A GOOD
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IDEA.
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IF THE GOOD LORD WANTED US TO
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DRINK AND DRIVE, WE WOULD HAVE
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BEEN BORN WITH SLASHED FACES.
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FIREMAN JOE'S GONNA HAVE TO
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SQUIRT YOUR GUTS TO THE SIDE OF
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THE ROAD.
THAT'S OKAY.
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BLOOD MAKES THE GRASS GROW.
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SAY, YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE
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AN EXTRA-BIG SPATULA, WOULD YOU?
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BILLY'S GOT SOME EGGS -- EGGS
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THAT ARE HIS INTESTINES.
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WHERE'S GLENDA?
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LATE AGAIN?
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SHE BETTER DRIVE EXTRA FAST.
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OH, NO.
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HER TITS ARE ON OATMEAL STREET
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AND HER BRAINS ARE ON
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WILLOW DRIVE.
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THAT'S TWO BLOCKS AWAY.
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LONG WAY FOR TITS TO BE AWAY
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FROM BRAINS.
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HE'S STILL CLUTCHING THE
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STEERING WHEEL --
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WITH HIS FACE.
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EYEBALLS, ANYONE?
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WONDER WHAT HE WAS THINKING?
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WELL, LOOK AT HIS BRAINS.
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MAYBE THAT'LL TELL YOU.
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>> OKAY, LET'S DRIVE AND HAVE
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SOME FUN.
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[ SLICE! ]
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>> Charles: MURDERFACE.
>> Murderface: OH, HI!
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>> Charles: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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IN HERE?
>> Murderface: JUST GETTING MY
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WORK DONE.
>> Charles: WHAT WORK ARE YOU
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DOING RIGHT NOW?
>> Murderface: UH, YEAH, FOR THE
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SHOW, EVERYTHING.
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>> Charles: WELL, THE IMPRESSION
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I'M GETTING FROM YOU IS THAT YOU
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DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
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>> Murderface: OH, NO. NOT TRUE.
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>> Charles: YOU'RE VERY LATE
APPROVING ALL THE PRODUCTION
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DESIGN.
>> Murderface: YEAH.
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>> Charles: YOU HAVE TO DO THAT.
>> Murderface: YEAH.
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>> Charles: AND YOU'VE LOOKED AT
THE SCHEDULE?
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>> Murderface: YEAH.
>> Charles: OKAY, AND WHAT --
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>> Murderface: FINE.
>> Charles: YOU APPROVED THE --
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>> Murderface: APPROVED.
>> Charles: YOU HAVE A PRESS
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CONFERENCE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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OKAY, THIS IS THE ASSOCIATED
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PRESS, ALL RIGHT?
YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?
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>> Murderface: YEAH.
>> Charles: THERE'S A LOT OF
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PEOPLE HERE, ALL RIGHT?
THEY'RE CONFUSED BY YOUR IDEA,
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SO YOU HAVE TO SET THEM
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STRAIGHT, OKAY?
>> Murderface: YEAH.
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>> Charles: AND YOU'LL REMEMBER
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TO DO THE INSURANCE?
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>> Murderface: GOT IT.
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>> Charles: SHOULD DO THAT NOW.
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>> Murderface: I'LL DO IT NOW.
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>> Charles: WE'LL DO IT RIGHT
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AFTER THE PRESS CONFERENCE.
>> Murderface: RIGHT AFTER.
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>> Charles: OKAY.
>> Murderface: OKAY.
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>> Charles: I DID MY JOB.
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>> Murderface: OKAY.
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>> PLEASE PULL FORWARD NOW.
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>> Toki: NO, I LETS THAT GUY GO
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FIRST.
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>> BUT NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.
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>> Toki: AFTER THIS GUY.
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>> YOU HAVE RIGHT OF WAY.
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>> Toki: AFTER THAT GUY.
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YOU GO'S AHEAD!
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>> LET'S GO, DOUCHE BAG!
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>> Skwisgaar: LEAVES HIMS ALONE!
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>> Toki: [ CRYING ]
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I CAN'TS DO IT.
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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>> Murderface: OH, I-I CAN'T GO
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OUT THERE!
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I'VE NEVER BEEN IN CHARGE
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BEFORE!
LOOK, I'M NERVOUS.
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OH, I'M SO NERVOUS!
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OH, GOD.
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>> Pickles: RELAX. I SEE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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HEY, TAKE ONE OF THESE.
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IT'S A SPECIAL PILL -- SLOWS
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DOWN YOUR HEART.
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>> Murderface: MY HEART'S TOO
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FAST, HUH?
>> Nathan: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
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DONE THAT.
HE'S GONNA GET ALL WEIRD AND
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SLURRY AND SLOW.
>> Pickles: NO, HE'S NOT.
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IT'S GOT A LITTLE BIT OF SPEED
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WITH ANGEL DUST TO COUNTERACT
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THE LOW WITH A HINT OF COKE AND
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A SPLASH OF [BLEEP] AND GIGGLES,
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YOU KNOW, WHATEVER.
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YOU FEEL BETTER?
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>> Murderface: YOW, YOW.
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[ MUMBLING ]
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>> WAIT, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE, WHAT --
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A NASCAR-TYPE THEATRICAL HYBRID
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EVENT?
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>> Murderface: [ MUMBLING ]
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>> Nathan: YOU THINK YOU MAYBE
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GAVE HIM TOO MUCH PILLS?
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>> Pickles: YEAH, NO, IT'S WHAT
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I TAKE IF I HAVE TO DO A THING.
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>> Nathan: HUH, GUESS HE JUST
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CAN'T HANDLE THE PRESSURE.
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KIND OF FEEL BAD FOR HIM.
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HE'S KIND OF BIT OFF MORE THAN
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HE CAN CHEW, BUT, UH...
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LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GO MAKE HIM
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[BLEEP] HIS PANTS.
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>> Pickles: YEAH, OKAY.
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>> AND DETHKLOK -- WHAT'S THEIR
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INVOLVEMENT?
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>> Murderface: [ STAMMERING ]
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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
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>> YOU BOTH FAILED YOUR DRIVING
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TESTS.
>> Skwisgaar: BUT THAT'S
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UNS-POSSIBLES.
>> NO, IT ISN'T.
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YOU DIDN'T DRIVE ANYWHERE.
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>> Toki: IT'S SCARY!
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>> I KNOW. YOU KEEP TELLING ME.
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>> Skwisgaar: WHYS DID I'S FAIL?
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>> YOU WOULDN'T EVEN SIT IN THE
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FRONT SEAT.
>> Skwisgaar: IT'S SO SCARIES UP
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THERES!
>> HOW YOU GONNA DRIVE BACK
371
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SEAT?!
>> Skwisgaar: RACIST!
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>> WELL, [BLEEP] YOU, TOO.
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I'M LEAVING.
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>> Skwisgaar: GREAT, WE SUPPOSED
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TO DRIVES THE DOUBLE-NECKS
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GUIT-CARS AT MURDERFACE'S SHOWS
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TOMORROWS NIGHTS, BUT WE'S TOO
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DAMNED SCAREDS.
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>> Toki: SCAREDS LIKES LITTLE
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CHICKEN.
>> WELCOME TO THE FIRST EVER
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HYBRID THEATRICAL TOURNAMENT,
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PRODUCED UNDER THE SUPERVISION
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AND GUIDANCE OF
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WILLIAM MURDERFACE!
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>> Nathan: ♪ DIE, TONIGHT ♪
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♪ YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT ♪
387
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♪ YOU'RE IN A STEEL
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SARCOPHOGUS ♪
♪ YOU'RE TRAPPED IN TRAFFIC,
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LOSING LIFE ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T MOVE ♪
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♪ THE HORNS RING LOUDER IN YOUR
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EAR ♪
♪ YOU'LL DIE HERE WAITING,
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THAT'S YOUR FATE ♪
♪ YOU'RE MURDERED BY THE
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INTERSTATE ♪
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>> 1 KRILLION HEX-CADES AGO, IN
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AN ANCIENT, FARAWAY NETHERVERSE
396
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DWELLED AN ANCIENT ALIEN
397
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CIVILIZATION DEVOTED TO MAKING
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STEEL BEASTS WITH WHEELS OF FIRE
399
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AND ENGINES LIKE PULSING DEVIL
400
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HEARTS!
401
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WHAT WERE THESE HELL
402
00:09:59,575 --> 00:10:00,809
CONTRAPTIONS?
403
00:10:00,876 --> 00:10:03,646
THEY WERE GODS!
404
00:10:03,712 --> 00:10:05,881
TOMNATHAN FALCONCRAMMER FROM THE
405
00:10:05,948 --> 00:10:06,982
BLACK TEAM.
406
00:10:07,049 --> 00:10:09,451
UNO VON GALAXOR FROM THE PURPLE
407
00:10:09,518 --> 00:10:10,352
TEAM!
408
00:10:10,419 --> 00:10:12,621
HANS ENGINEHEART FROM THE YELLOW
409
00:10:12,688 --> 00:10:13,522
TEAM!
410
00:10:13,589 --> 00:10:16,058
AND MAXAZILLION WHEELBLAZER FROM
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THE GREEN TEAM!
412
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GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES!
413
00:10:21,296 --> 00:10:43,919
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
414
00:10:43,986 --> 00:10:46,255
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
415
00:10:46,321 --> 00:10:48,757
[ CHEERING ]
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00:10:48,824 --> 00:10:54,096
>> Both: WHO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-A!
417
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>> Murderface: [ STAMMERING ]
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00:11:15,084 --> 00:11:16,552
>> Nathan: THIS EVENT'S A TOTAL
419
00:11:16,618 --> 00:11:17,453
CATASTROPHE.
420
00:11:17,519 --> 00:11:18,887
WE SHOULD GET HIM TO [BLEEP] HIS
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PANTS.
>> Pickles: [BLEEP] YOUR PANTS!
422
00:11:20,756 --> 00:11:22,024
>> Murderface: [ MUTTERING ]
423
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[BLEEP] MY PANTS!
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