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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,712 --> 00:00:04,580 >> WELL, CLASS, YOUR VOTES ARE 2 00:00:04,647 --> 00:00:06,149 IN, AND HERE'S YOUR NEW 3 00:00:06,215 --> 00:00:08,017 SECOND-GRADE CLASS PRESIDENT, 4 00:00:08,084 --> 00:00:09,252 NATHAN EXPLOSION. 5 00:00:09,318 --> 00:00:11,320 [ APPLAUSE ] 6 00:00:11,387 --> 00:00:14,357 NATHAN? 7 00:00:14,424 --> 00:00:16,159 NATHAN, AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY 8 00:00:16,225 --> 00:00:17,527 ANYTHING? 9 00:00:17,593 --> 00:00:19,328 [ SIREN WAILING ] 10 00:00:19,395 --> 00:00:20,997 >> YEE-HA! WHOO! 11 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:22,932 I'M THE LUNATIC OF GOD'S 12 00:00:22,999 --> 00:00:23,866 CREATION! 13 00:00:23,933 --> 00:00:26,002 AAH! 14 00:00:26,069 --> 00:00:28,337 >> NATHAN. 15 00:00:28,404 --> 00:00:29,639 NATHAN, AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY 16 00:00:29,705 --> 00:00:30,606 ANYTHING? 17 00:00:30,673 --> 00:00:32,408 >> AAH! 18 00:00:32,475 --> 00:00:35,011 [ SCREAMING ] 19 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:39,148 >> [ COUGHS, WHIMPERS ] 20 00:00:39,215 --> 00:00:40,383 >> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ 21 00:00:40,450 --> 00:00:41,717 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ 22 00:00:41,784 --> 00:00:42,652 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ 23 00:00:42,718 --> 00:00:44,554 ♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! 24 00:00:44,620 --> 00:00:47,023 DETHKLOK! ♪ 25 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:48,558 >> A POLITICAL CRISIS LOOMS IN 26 00:00:48,624 --> 00:00:49,625 FLORIDA AS GOVERNOR 27 00:00:49,692 --> 00:00:51,127 KIP SLAUGHTER IS ON THE ROPES 28 00:00:51,194 --> 00:00:52,762 AFTER MAKING DISPARAGING REMARKS 29 00:00:52,829 --> 00:00:54,530 AGAINST NATHAN EXPLOSION. 30 00:00:54,597 --> 00:00:55,832 {\an8}>> STATE HOLIDAYS ARE NOT GIVEN 31 00:00:55,898 --> 00:00:56,732 {\an8}OUT FOR NOTHING. 32 00:00:56,799 --> 00:00:58,901 {\an8}THIS NATHAN EXPLOSION IS A ROCK 33 00:00:58,968 --> 00:01:01,037 {\an8}MUSICIAN, NOT A POLITICIAN OR 34 00:01:01,104 --> 00:01:01,938 {\an8}WAR HERO. 35 00:01:02,004 --> 00:01:03,773 {\an8}ANY PROPOSAL FOR ANY STATE 36 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:05,942 {\an8}HOLIDAY CONCERNING THIS MAN WILL 37 00:01:06,008 --> 00:01:07,977 {\an8}BE VETOED BY ME, I ASSURE YOU. 38 00:01:08,044 --> 00:01:10,079 {\an8}I BELIEVE NATHAN EXPLOSION IS A 39 00:01:10,146 --> 00:01:12,148 {\an8}DISGRACE TO THE GREAT STATE OF 40 00:01:12,215 --> 00:01:13,216 {\an8}FLORIDA. 41 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:14,584 >> LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THIS 42 00:01:14,650 --> 00:01:15,852 IS -- THIS IS THE STRANGEST 43 00:01:15,918 --> 00:01:16,886 SIGHT I'VE EVER SEEN. 44 00:01:16,953 --> 00:01:18,221 THE GOVERNOR IS BEING HOISTED 45 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:19,388 INTO THE AIR UPSIDE DOWN. 46 00:01:19,455 --> 00:01:20,723 >> Pickles: HEY, NATE, THEY'RE 47 00:01:20,790 --> 00:01:21,991 GONNA KILL THAT GOVERNOR ON 48 00:01:22,058 --> 00:01:23,292 ACCOUNT OF WHAT HE SAID ABOUT 49 00:01:23,359 --> 00:01:23,993 YOU. >> Skwisgaar: GOODS. 50 00:01:24,961 --> 00:01:26,429 >> HIS DAUGHTER HAS JUST SPIT ON 51 00:01:26,496 --> 00:01:27,296 HIM. 52 00:01:27,363 --> 00:01:28,297 >> Nathan: MAN, I LOVE CHIPS. 53 00:01:28,364 --> 00:01:29,866 >> Charles: THE PRESIDENT WOULD 54 00:01:29,932 --> 00:01:31,367 APPRECIATE IT IF YOU COULD SAY 55 00:01:31,434 --> 00:01:32,969 SOMETHING ON NATIONAL TV TO SAVE 56 00:01:33,035 --> 00:01:34,403 THE GOVERNOR FROM HAVING HIS 57 00:01:34,470 --> 00:01:35,905 HEAD CHOPPED OFF BY YOUR RABID 58 00:01:35,972 --> 00:01:36,906 FANS. 59 00:01:36,973 --> 00:01:38,074 >> IT LOOKS LIKE TWO MEN WITH 60 00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:38,941 MACHETES ARE... 61 00:01:39,008 --> 00:01:40,009 >> Charles: IT WOULD ONLY TAKE 62 00:01:40,076 --> 00:01:41,110 A SECOND, AND IT WOULD BE A 63 00:01:41,177 --> 00:01:42,011 GREAT POLITICAL MOVE. 64 00:01:42,078 --> 00:01:43,346 >> Nathan: I'M EATING CHIPS! 65 00:01:43,412 --> 00:01:44,780 >> Charles: IT WILL ONLY TAKE A 66 00:01:44,847 --> 00:01:45,515 SECOND. 67 00:01:45,581 --> 00:01:47,150 >> Nathan: [ GROANS ] 68 00:01:47,216 --> 00:01:48,718 GOD. ALL RIGHT. 69 00:01:48,784 --> 00:01:50,219 {\an8}WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE SAYING? 70 00:01:50,286 --> 00:01:51,621 {\an8}HEY, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE 71 00:01:51,687 --> 00:01:52,121 {\an8}SAYING? 72 00:01:52,188 --> 00:01:53,389 {\an8}HEY. HEY. 73 00:01:53,456 --> 00:01:55,424 {\an8}WHAT AM I -- [ GRUNTS ] 74 00:01:55,491 --> 00:01:56,826 {\an8}OH, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT -- THE 75 00:01:56,893 --> 00:01:57,693 {\an8}GOVERNOR. 76 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:59,428 {\an8}THE GOVERNOR -- HE SAID THAT I 77 00:01:59,495 --> 00:02:01,297 {\an8}SHOULDN'T HAVE A HOLIDAY OR 78 00:02:01,364 --> 00:02:02,165 {\an8}SOMETHING. 79 00:02:02,231 --> 00:02:03,833 {\an8}[BLEEP] HIM, RIGHT? 80 00:02:03,900 --> 00:02:05,368 {\an8}[BLEEP] THAT GUY. 81 00:02:05,434 --> 00:02:06,269 {\an8}>> OH, MY GOD. 82 00:02:06,335 --> 00:02:07,370 {\an8}I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 83 00:02:07,436 --> 00:02:09,005 {\an8}I HAVE NEVER SEEN A SIGHT LIKE 84 00:02:09,071 --> 00:02:09,839 {\an8}THIS. 85 00:02:09,906 --> 00:02:11,140 {\an8}[ GUNSHOTS, SIRENS WAILING ] 86 00:02:11,207 --> 00:02:13,109 {\an8}AS THE GOVERNOR -- TEARING 87 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:14,377 {\an8}PIECES OFF HIM. 88 00:02:14,443 --> 00:02:16,512 {\an8}AND THERE IS THE NAME "DILDO" 89 00:02:16,579 --> 00:02:18,748 {\an8}WRITTEN ON THE POOR GOVERNOR'S 90 00:02:18,814 --> 00:02:19,415 {\an8}FOREHEAD. 91 00:02:19,482 --> 00:02:21,083 {\an8}A HEADLESS CORPSE. 92 00:02:21,150 --> 00:02:22,652 {\an8}LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE 93 00:02:22,718 --> 00:02:24,921 {\an8}GOVERNOR IS DEAD. 94 00:02:24,987 --> 00:02:26,189 >> RIOTS AND VIOLENCE HAVE 95 00:02:26,255 --> 00:02:27,590 HAMPERED THE SPECIAL ELECTION 96 00:02:27,657 --> 00:02:28,991 DUE TO THE MURDER OF GOVERNOR 97 00:02:29,058 --> 00:02:29,792 KIP SLAUGHTER. 98 00:02:29,859 --> 00:02:31,460 GANGS OF RABID FANS ARE 99 00:02:31,527 --> 00:02:33,462 INSISTING ON NATHAN EXPLOSION 100 00:02:33,529 --> 00:02:34,430 FOR GOVERNOR. 101 00:02:34,497 --> 00:02:35,865 >> Charles: THE, UH, GOVERNOR 102 00:02:35,932 --> 00:02:37,233 WAS MURDERED BECAUSE OF YOUR 103 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:38,100 REMARKS. 104 00:02:38,167 --> 00:02:39,268 >> Nathan: I DIDN'T TELL THOSE 105 00:02:39,335 --> 00:02:40,203 GUYS TO KILL HIM. 106 00:02:40,269 --> 00:02:41,671 OUR FANS, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE -- 107 00:02:41,737 --> 00:02:42,505 THEY ARE CRAZY. 108 00:02:42,572 --> 00:02:43,639 >> Pickles: AND LOYAL. 109 00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:44,440 >> Murderface: YEAH. 110 00:02:44,507 --> 00:02:45,508 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE OUR SIDE 111 00:02:45,575 --> 00:02:46,442 EVER? >> Toki: YEAH, WHAT ABOUT OUR 112 00:02:47,009 --> 00:02:47,777 FEELINGS? >> Charles: SO YOU FEEL BAD 113 00:02:48,744 --> 00:02:49,645 ABOUT THE GOVERNOR BEING RIPPED APART? 114 00:02:50,613 --> 00:02:51,547 >> Skwisgaar: NO, WE DON'T, BUT 115 00:02:51,614 --> 00:02:52,982 WE FEELS BAD ABOUT HAVING TO 116 00:02:53,049 --> 00:02:54,417 PLAYS IN HUMIDITY, 'CAUSE YOU 117 00:02:54,483 --> 00:02:55,818 KNOW IT GETS REAL BALMY DOWN 118 00:02:55,885 --> 00:02:56,652 THERE. 119 00:02:56,719 --> 00:02:57,687 >> Toki: YEAH, IT'S HARD TO 120 00:02:57,753 --> 00:02:59,088 PLAYS WHEN YOUR HANDS SWEAT. 121 00:02:59,155 --> 00:03:00,022 [ CHIPS CRUNCHING ] 122 00:03:00,089 --> 00:03:01,057 >> Charles: ALL RIGHT. 123 00:03:01,123 --> 00:03:02,491 WELL, YOU GUYS KNOW THAT FLORIDA 124 00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:03,593 IS IN A VIOLENT STATE OF 125 00:03:03,659 --> 00:03:05,127 ANARCHY. 126 00:03:05,194 --> 00:03:07,296 ANY CONCERNS? 127 00:03:07,363 --> 00:03:08,497 NO? 128 00:03:08,564 --> 00:03:10,066 NONE? 129 00:03:10,132 --> 00:03:12,101 YOU, UH, STILL ON THAT, UH, 130 00:03:12,168 --> 00:03:14,303 POTATO-CHIP KICK, HUH? 131 00:03:14,370 --> 00:03:15,805 STILL JUST EATING THEM POTATO 132 00:03:15,871 --> 00:03:16,505 CHIPS. [ CHIPS CRUNCHING ] 133 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:18,207 ALL RIGHT. 134 00:03:18,274 --> 00:03:19,208 WELL, UH, FOR THE RECORD, I 135 00:03:19,275 --> 00:03:20,276 TRIED. 136 00:03:20,343 --> 00:03:21,944 {\an8}>> ...LANDSLIDE WRITE-IN 137 00:03:22,011 --> 00:03:22,845 {\an8}VICTORY. 138 00:03:22,912 --> 00:03:24,847 {\an8}NATHAN EXPLOSION IS THE GOVERNOR 139 00:03:24,914 --> 00:03:25,781 {\an8}OF FLORIDA. 140 00:03:25,848 --> 00:03:27,917 {\an8}NATHAN EXPLOSION -- THE NEXT 141 00:03:27,984 --> 00:03:29,986 {\an8}GOVERNOR OF FLORIDA! 142 00:03:30,052 --> 00:03:32,021 NATHAN EXPLOSION -- GOVERNOR OF 143 00:03:32,088 --> 00:03:33,723 FLORIDA! 144 00:03:33,789 --> 00:03:35,591 >> Stampingston: GENTLEMEN, IT 145 00:03:35,658 --> 00:03:37,426 APPEARS THAT NATHAN EXPLOSION 146 00:03:37,493 --> 00:03:39,395 WILL BE THE GOVERNOR OF FLORIDA. 147 00:03:39,462 --> 00:03:40,796 >> Crozier: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. 148 00:03:40,863 --> 00:03:41,797 HOW CAN WE STOP THIS? 149 00:03:41,864 --> 00:03:43,065 >> CONSIDER WHAT THE PEOPLE 150 00:03:43,132 --> 00:03:44,333 WOULD DO, GENERAL CROZIER. 151 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:45,568 >> Stampingston: I FEEL WE 152 00:03:45,635 --> 00:03:47,703 SHOULD GO TO PURPLE ALERT. 153 00:03:47,770 --> 00:03:51,507 [ ALARM BLARING ] 154 00:04:03,252 --> 00:04:04,387 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 155 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:05,955 >> Nathan: CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING 156 00:04:06,022 --> 00:04:06,922 GOVERNOR OF THAT? 157 00:04:06,989 --> 00:04:08,324 I'D HAVE TO LIVE IN FLORIDA. 158 00:04:08,391 --> 00:04:09,925 >> Charles: I WOULDN'T TELL THAT 159 00:04:09,992 --> 00:04:11,494 ANGRY MOB THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO 160 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:12,361 BE GOVERNOR. 161 00:04:12,428 --> 00:04:13,596 YOU KNOW, UH, WHAT THEY DID TO 162 00:04:13,663 --> 00:04:14,530 THE LAST GOVERNOR. 163 00:04:14,597 --> 00:04:15,798 >> Nathan: [BLEEP] 164 00:04:15,865 --> 00:04:17,433 >> Toki: CONGRATULATIONS. 165 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:19,235 YOU'S GONNA BE THE REAL COOL 166 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:20,102 GOVERNOR. 167 00:04:20,169 --> 00:04:21,237 >> Nathan: [BLEEP] THAT, TOKI. 168 00:04:21,304 --> 00:04:22,238 >> Pickles: YEAH, TOKI. 169 00:04:22,305 --> 00:04:23,105 DON'T BE STUPID. 170 00:04:23,172 --> 00:04:24,206 BEING GOVERNOR'S TOTALLY LAME. 171 00:04:24,273 --> 00:04:25,775 >> Murderface: WE DON'T FILL OUT 172 00:04:25,841 --> 00:04:27,310 PAPERWORK AND FILL OUT GOVERNOR 173 00:04:27,376 --> 00:04:28,778 FORMS AND WEAR SUITS AND TIES 174 00:04:28,844 --> 00:04:30,212 LIKE DILDOS. 175 00:04:30,279 --> 00:04:30,980 NO OFFENSE. 176 00:04:31,047 --> 00:04:32,114 >> Charles: NONE TAKEN. 177 00:04:32,181 --> 00:04:33,382 >> Skwisgaar: YEAH, TOKI. 178 00:04:33,449 --> 00:04:34,684 YOU SEES, YOU'S A STUPID. 179 00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:36,052 >> Toki: I'M NOTS TAKES ALL 180 00:04:36,118 --> 00:04:36,819 THAT! YOU COULD BE A REAL COOL 181 00:04:37,787 --> 00:04:38,988 GOVERNOR WHAT CARES ABOUT 182 00:04:39,055 --> 00:04:40,556 PEOPLES AND DOES THINGS TO MAKE 183 00:04:40,623 --> 00:04:41,791 STUFFS BETTER INSTEAD OF 184 00:04:41,857 --> 00:04:43,159 COMPLAINS ABOUT EVERYTHING. 185 00:04:43,225 --> 00:04:44,293 >> Murderface: COMPLAINING'S 186 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:45,094 COOL! >> Pickles: COMPLAINING'S 187 00:04:45,795 --> 00:04:46,595 TOTALLY AWESOME! >> Charles: BEING GOVERNOR HAS 188 00:04:47,630 --> 00:04:48,331 ITS ADVANTAGES. YOU'D BE QUITE POWERFUL. 189 00:04:49,332 --> 00:04:50,199 >> Nathan: OH, REALLY? 190 00:04:50,266 --> 00:04:51,334 AND I COULD JUST PUT ALL MY 191 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:52,635 FRIENDS IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING 192 00:04:52,702 --> 00:04:53,836 AND JUST RAPE AND PILLAGE THE 193 00:04:53,903 --> 00:04:55,137 ECONOMY AND LINE MY POCKETS WITH 194 00:04:55,204 --> 00:04:56,505 MONEY AND GO MAD WITH POWER? 195 00:04:56,572 --> 00:04:57,973 >> Charles: YOU ACTUALLY COULD 196 00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,008 DO THAT, YOU KNOW -- 197 00:04:59,075 --> 00:04:59,875 TECHNICALLY. >> Murderface: I WANT TO BE IN 198 00:05:00,910 --> 00:05:02,044 CHARGE OF THE NATIONAL GUARD. 199 00:05:02,111 --> 00:05:03,012 >> Nathan: YOU GOT IT. 200 00:05:03,079 --> 00:05:04,313 >> Toki: I WANTS TO HELP PEOPLE! 201 00:05:04,380 --> 00:05:05,247 >> Nathan: YOU GOT IT! 202 00:05:05,314 --> 00:05:06,248 >> Murderface: I NEED A 203 00:05:06,315 --> 00:05:06,982 SECRETARY! >> Nathan: YOU GOT IT! 204 00:05:07,783 --> 00:05:08,751 >> Pickles: I WANT TO BE 205 00:05:08,818 --> 00:05:09,618 AMBASSADOR TO CHINA. >> Nathan: YOU GOT IT. 206 00:05:10,619 --> 00:05:12,355 >> Skwisgaar: I WANTS NO PART OF 207 00:05:12,421 --> 00:05:13,956 THIS DECOMCRATS GOVERNMENTS! 208 00:05:14,023 --> 00:05:15,725 >> Pickles: DUDE, SKWISGAAR, DO 209 00:05:15,791 --> 00:05:17,393 YOU KNOW THAT FLORIDA HAS THE 210 00:05:17,460 --> 00:05:19,195 HIGHEST POPULATION OF OLD LADIES 211 00:05:19,261 --> 00:05:20,363 AND OLD-LADY HOMES? 212 00:05:20,429 --> 00:05:21,931 >> Murderface: YOU COULD BE IN 213 00:05:21,997 --> 00:05:23,566 CHARGE OF OLD -- YOU KNOW WHAT. 214 00:05:23,632 --> 00:05:25,234 >> Skwisgaar: THEN I WILLS BE IN 215 00:05:25,301 --> 00:05:26,669 CHARGE OF THAT -- THEMS OLD 216 00:05:26,736 --> 00:05:27,370 LADIES! 217 00:05:27,436 --> 00:05:28,471 >> Nathan: YOU GOT IT! 218 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:29,572 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 219 00:05:29,638 --> 00:05:30,940 I SWEAR TO GOVERN THE [BLEEP] 220 00:05:31,006 --> 00:05:32,274 OUT OF THIS PIECE-OF [BLEEP] 221 00:05:32,341 --> 00:05:33,075 STATE. NOW LET ME HEAR YOUR GUNS! 222 00:05:34,043 --> 00:05:36,011 [ GUNSHOTS ] 223 00:05:43,486 --> 00:05:44,954 >> Toki: NOW I REALLYS GONNA 224 00:05:45,020 --> 00:05:46,522 MAKES EVERYTHING RIGHT AND DO 225 00:05:46,589 --> 00:05:47,923 SOMETHING GOOD FOR PEOPLE. 226 00:05:47,990 --> 00:05:49,425 BUT FIRST I GOTS TO GET THIS 227 00:05:49,492 --> 00:05:50,393 OFFICE IN ORDER. 228 00:05:50,459 --> 00:05:51,861 MOVES THAT OVER THERE. 229 00:05:51,927 --> 00:05:53,095 NOT -- NOT THERE. 230 00:05:53,162 --> 00:05:54,397 NO, MOVES IT THERE. 231 00:05:54,463 --> 00:05:56,499 NO -- THERE. 232 00:05:59,235 --> 00:06:01,337 >> Pickles: AS AMBASSADOR TO 233 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:03,539 CHINA, WELCOME TO MY COUNTRY. 234 00:06:03,606 --> 00:06:05,508 AND THIS IS HOW WE DO IT. 235 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:10,179 [ MUFFLED SPEECH ] 236 00:06:10,246 --> 00:06:11,747 >> Skwisgaar: HELLOS, ETHEL. 237 00:06:11,814 --> 00:06:15,251 HELLOS, ROSE. 238 00:06:15,317 --> 00:06:17,486 CAN I BUY US A CUP OF METAMUCIL? 239 00:06:17,553 --> 00:06:19,054 >> Nathan: AND I PROMISED EVERY 240 00:06:19,121 --> 00:06:20,589 FLORIDIAN THAT YOU WILL ALL BE 241 00:06:20,656 --> 00:06:22,158 RICH, BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA PRINT 242 00:06:22,224 --> 00:06:23,092 SOME MORE MONEY! 243 00:06:23,159 --> 00:06:24,693 WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY EVER THINK OF 244 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,729 THIS BEFORE? 245 00:06:32,568 --> 00:06:33,903 >> Toki: NOT -- NOT THERE. 246 00:06:33,969 --> 00:06:34,970 NO, MOVES IT THERE. 247 00:06:35,037 --> 00:06:35,738 NO -- THERE. 248 00:06:35,805 --> 00:06:37,206 NOT THERE -- THERE. 249 00:06:37,273 --> 00:06:38,274 NO -- THERE. 250 00:06:38,340 --> 00:06:40,976 [ SLURPING ] 251 00:06:44,547 --> 00:06:45,981 JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW! 252 00:06:46,048 --> 00:06:47,483 FIND ME A PAPER CLIP! 253 00:06:47,550 --> 00:06:49,418 YOU DO WHAT I SAY, OR I HAVES 254 00:06:49,485 --> 00:06:50,586 YOU ALL KILLED! 255 00:06:50,653 --> 00:06:52,087 NOW [BLEEP] YOUR PANTS! 256 00:06:52,154 --> 00:06:53,989 >> Nathan: TOKI, YOUR BONER IS 257 00:06:54,056 --> 00:06:56,192 SHOWING. 258 00:07:01,764 --> 00:07:03,032 >> Pickles: DUDE, CHEN LU -- 259 00:07:03,098 --> 00:07:03,966 DUDE, DON'T WORRY. 260 00:07:04,033 --> 00:07:05,201 DON'T WORRY. DON'T WORRY. 261 00:07:05,267 --> 00:07:06,869 SHE JUST O.D.'d, OKAY? 262 00:07:06,936 --> 00:07:08,137 SHE JUST O.D.'d. 263 00:07:08,204 --> 00:07:09,371 SHE'LL BE FINE. 264 00:07:09,438 --> 00:07:11,340 JUST LEAVE HER HERE. 265 00:07:11,407 --> 00:07:13,409 CHEN LU! 266 00:07:13,476 --> 00:07:14,443 HELP ME OUT! 267 00:07:14,510 --> 00:07:15,411 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 268 00:07:16,412 --> 00:07:18,047 OH, MY GOD. SHE'S DEAD. 269 00:07:18,113 --> 00:07:20,115 [ ALARM BLARING ] 270 00:07:20,182 --> 00:07:22,084 {\an8}>> THERE'S NO COPS! 271 00:07:22,151 --> 00:07:23,953 THERE'S NOTHING TO -- FREAKS ARE 272 00:07:24,019 --> 00:07:24,987 RUNNING AROUND. 273 00:07:25,054 --> 00:07:26,455 THEY'RE SHOOTING PEOPLE! 274 00:07:26,522 --> 00:07:27,923 >> Pickles: NATHAN. 275 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:30,025 NATHAN, WE, UH -- WE, UH, GOT 276 00:07:30,092 --> 00:07:31,727 OURSELVES INTO A LITTLE 277 00:07:31,794 --> 00:07:34,797 SITUATION WITH A...LADY. 278 00:07:34,864 --> 00:07:36,599 [ GUNSHOTS ] 279 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:38,467 >> [ SPEAKING CHINESE ] 280 00:07:38,534 --> 00:07:39,935 >> Toki: IT'S CRAZY OUT THERE. 281 00:07:40,002 --> 00:07:40,903 EVERYONE GOES NUTS. IT'S ANARCHY. 282 00:07:41,871 --> 00:07:43,205 >> Skwisgaar: THERE'S NO POLICE. 283 00:07:43,272 --> 00:07:44,607 >> Toki: THERE ARE NO POLICE. 284 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:46,609 >> Nathan: GUYS, GUYS, THIS, 285 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:49,745 UH -- THIS DOES NOT LOOK GOOD. 286 00:07:49,812 --> 00:07:53,549 THIS DOES NOT LOOK GOOD FOR, UH, 287 00:07:53,616 --> 00:07:57,186 MY, UH, ADMINISTRATION. 288 00:07:57,253 --> 00:08:00,389 I, UH -- WHERE'D I PUT THOSE 289 00:08:00,456 --> 00:08:02,124 CHIPS? 290 00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:06,028 [ CHIPS CRUNCHING ] 291 00:08:06,095 --> 00:08:09,465 [ UP-TEMPO INTRODUCTION PLAYS ] 292 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:19,241 ♪ I'M HAVING MY CABINET 293 00:08:19,308 --> 00:08:20,543 SCHEDULE A DEBATE ♪ 294 00:08:20,609 --> 00:08:22,144 ♪ THE WORLD WILL BE OUR WITNESS 295 00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:23,712 JUDGED IN EYES OF HATE ♪ 296 00:08:23,779 --> 00:08:25,080 ♪ I CHALLENGE THE GODS 297 00:08:25,147 --> 00:08:26,582 TO STAND THEIR GROUND ♪ 298 00:08:26,649 --> 00:08:28,150 ♪ TASTE MY WORD SWORD 299 00:08:28,217 --> 00:08:29,685 IN YOUR FILTHY MOUTH ♪ 300 00:08:29,752 --> 00:08:33,389 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 301 00:08:33,455 --> 00:08:34,790 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] 302 00:08:34,857 --> 00:08:38,260 ♪ IMPEACH GOD ♪ 303 00:08:38,327 --> 00:08:40,462 ♪ NOW ♪ 304 00:08:40,529 --> 00:08:43,599 ♪ IF WE UNITE 305 00:08:43,666 --> 00:08:46,635 WE'LL TAKE THEM DOWN ♪ 306 00:08:46,702 --> 00:08:49,438 ♪ WE'LL USE OUR STRENGTH ♪ 307 00:08:49,505 --> 00:08:52,241 ♪ WE'LL USE OUR SKILL ♪ 308 00:08:52,308 --> 00:08:55,077 ♪ WE WILL REVOLT ♪ 309 00:08:55,144 --> 00:08:58,180 ♪ AND WE WILL KILL ♪ 310 00:08:58,247 --> 00:09:01,250 ♪ IMPEACH GOD ♪ 311 00:09:01,317 --> 00:09:03,953 ♪ WE'LL CAUSE A STORM ♪ 312 00:09:04,019 --> 00:09:06,455 ♪ WE WILL UNITE 313 00:09:06,522 --> 00:09:08,424 AND CRUSH THE HOUSES ♪ 314 00:09:08,490 --> 00:09:11,594 >> IT'S A HURRICANE! 315 00:09:11,660 --> 00:09:12,962 >> Nathan: GIVE ME THE WEATHER 316 00:09:13,028 --> 00:09:14,096 BUR-- BUREAU -- BUR-EAU. 317 00:09:14,163 --> 00:09:15,564 >> BUT THAT'S WHERE WE ARE, SIR. 318 00:09:15,631 --> 00:09:16,565 >> Nathan: EXCELLENT. 319 00:09:16,632 --> 00:09:17,466 OUTSTANDING. GOOD. 320 00:09:17,533 --> 00:09:18,834 I COMMAND YOU TO DESTROY THE 321 00:09:18,901 --> 00:09:19,602 HURRICANE. 322 00:09:19,668 --> 00:09:20,636 >> Toki: YEAH, USE YOUR 323 00:09:20,703 --> 00:09:22,071 WEATHER-CONTROLLING MACHINES. 324 00:09:22,137 --> 00:09:23,105 >> PEOPLE CAN'T DESTROY 325 00:09:23,172 --> 00:09:23,939 HURRICANES, SIR. 326 00:09:24,006 --> 00:09:25,074 >> Nathan: ALL RIGHT, UH... 327 00:09:25,140 --> 00:09:25,975 KNOCK IT OFF COURSE. DO THAT. 328 00:09:26,942 --> 00:09:27,843 >> I'M AFRAID THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, SIR. 329 00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:29,311 >> Nathan: DAMN IT! WE'VE TRIED EVERYTHING. 330 00:09:30,245 --> 00:09:32,514 >> Murderface: NOT EVERYTHING. 331 00:09:32,581 --> 00:09:34,283 [ BEEPING ] 332 00:09:34,350 --> 00:09:35,751 WELL, NOT EVERYTHING, I MEAN -- 333 00:09:35,818 --> 00:09:36,785 I MEAN, NOT LITERALLY 334 00:09:36,852 --> 00:09:37,686 EVERYTHING. 335 00:09:37,753 --> 00:09:38,887 >> Nathan: OKAY, WELL, I DIDN'T 336 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:40,122 MEAN LITERALLY EVERYTHING. 337 00:09:40,189 --> 00:09:41,523 >> Murderface: WELL, YOU SAID 338 00:09:41,590 --> 00:09:42,558 LITERALLY EVERYTHING. 339 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:43,759 >> Charles: HAVE YOU USED THE 340 00:09:43,826 --> 00:09:44,994 EMERGENCY BROADCASTING SYSTEM? 341 00:09:45,060 --> 00:09:46,195 >> Toki: I HATES THAT THING -- 342 00:09:46,261 --> 00:09:47,363 THE "BE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-EP." 343 00:09:47,429 --> 00:09:48,330 >> Nathan: OH, YEAH. 344 00:09:48,397 --> 00:09:49,365 "BE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-EP." 345 00:09:49,431 --> 00:09:50,199 NO. NO WAY. 346 00:09:50,265 --> 00:09:51,500 >> Pickles: THIS HAS BEEN A 347 00:09:51,567 --> 00:09:53,135 MESSAGE FROM EMERGENCY BROADCAST 348 00:09:53,202 --> 00:09:54,003 SYSTEM. >> ALL EMERGENCY SYSTEMS HAVE 349 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:55,871 BEEN LOOTED AND DESTROYED, SIR. 350 00:09:55,938 --> 00:09:56,972 >> Nathan: THEY STOLE THE BEEP? 351 00:09:57,039 --> 00:09:58,040 >> Toki: HOW'D THEY STEAL THE 352 00:09:58,107 --> 00:09:58,874 BEEP? >> Murderface: PEOPLE ARE SO 353 00:09:59,441 --> 00:10:00,242 LOW. >> Nathan: WHAT THE [BLEEP] DO 354 00:10:01,043 --> 00:10:01,844 YOU GUYS EVEN DO HERE? >> WE NAME THE HURRICANE, SIR. 355 00:10:02,878 --> 00:10:03,812 >> Pickles: YOU NAME THE 356 00:10:03,879 --> 00:10:04,446 HURRICANE? THAT'S YOUR JOB? 357 00:10:05,414 --> 00:10:06,315 >> WHAT SHOULD WE NAME THIS ONE? 358 00:10:06,382 --> 00:10:07,516 >> Nathan: NAME THE HURRICANE. 359 00:10:07,583 --> 00:10:10,886 UM...UH... 360 00:10:10,953 --> 00:10:14,223 HOW ABOUT, UH, SCRAMBLES? 361 00:10:14,289 --> 00:10:16,325 SCRAMBLES THE, UH, THE 362 00:10:16,392 --> 00:10:17,660 DEATH DEALER. 363 00:10:17,726 --> 00:10:19,662 [ UP-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] 364 00:10:19,728 --> 00:10:20,663 [ WIND GUSTING, CROWD 365 00:10:20,729 --> 00:10:23,966 SCREAMING ] 366 00:10:49,458 --> 00:10:51,193 >> Nathan: THE LIPS ARE CHAPPED. 367 00:10:51,260 --> 00:10:52,327 I DON'T EVEN CARE. 368 00:10:52,394 --> 00:10:53,796 I JUST LOVE EATING CHIPS. 369 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,965 OH, UH, I AM CONFIDENT THAT I 370 00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:58,434 HAVE LEFT FLORIDA IN A MUCH 371 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:00,035 BETTER PLACE THAN, UH, WHERE I 372 00:11:00,102 --> 00:11:01,003 FOUND IT. 373 00:11:01,070 --> 00:11:02,071 OH [BLEEP] YOU KNOW WHAT? 374 00:11:02,137 --> 00:11:02,871 [BLEEP] IT. I'M GONNA GET OUT OF HERE. 375 00:11:03,839 --> 00:11:04,707 MY BACK'S KILLING ME. 376 00:11:04,773 --> 00:11:06,742 >> WHOO-EE! 377 00:11:06,809 --> 00:11:08,744 [ GUNSHOTS ] 378 00:11:08,811 --> 00:11:10,079 [ GROANS ] 379 00:11:10,145 --> 00:11:11,547 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 380 00:11:11,613 --> 00:11:13,549 [ COUGHS ] 381 00:11:13,615 --> 00:11:19,521 {\an8}[ SEA GULL SQUAWKS ] 382 00:11:19,588 --> 00:11:21,757 {\an8}>> BEST [BLEEP] GOVERNOR FLORIDA 383 00:11:21,824 --> 00:11:22,925 {\an8}EVER HAD. 384 00:11:22,991 --> 00:11:23,926 {\an8}[ GUNSHOT ] 41911

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