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>> WELL, CLASS, YOUR VOTES ARE

IN, AND HERE'S YOUR NEW

SECOND-GRADE CLASS PRESIDENT,

NATHAN EXPLOSION.

[ APPLAUSE ]

NATHAN?

NATHAN, AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY

ANYTHING?

[ SIREN WAILING ]

>> YEE-HA! WHOO!

I'M THE LUNATIC OF GOD'S

CREATION!

AAH!

>> NATHAN.

NATHAN, AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY

ANYTHING?

>> AAH!

[ SCREAMING ]

>> [ COUGHS, WHIMPERS ]

>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!

DETHKLOK! ♪

>> A POLITICAL CRISIS LOOMS IN

FLORIDA AS GOVERNOR

KIP SLAUGHTER IS ON THE ROPES

AFTER MAKING DISPARAGING REMARKS

AGAINST NATHAN EXPLOSION.

>> STATE HOLIDAYS ARE NOT GIVEN

OUT FOR NOTHING.

THIS NATHAN EXPLOSION IS A ROCK

MUSICIAN, NOT A POLITICIAN OR

WAR HERO.

ANY PROPOSAL FOR ANY STATE

HOLIDAY CONCERNING THIS MAN WILL

BE VETOED BY ME, I ASSURE YOU.

I BELIEVE NATHAN EXPLOSION IS A

DISGRACE TO THE GREAT STATE OF

FLORIDA.

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THIS

IS -- THIS IS THE STRANGEST

SIGHT I'VE EVER SEEN.

THE GOVERNOR IS BEING HOISTED

INTO THE AIR UPSIDE DOWN.

>> Pickles: HEY, NATE, THEY'RE

GONNA KILL THAT GOVERNOR ON

ACCOUNT OF WHAT HE SAID ABOUT

YOU. >> Skwisgaar: GOODS.

>> HIS DAUGHTER HAS JUST SPIT ON

HIM.

>> Nathan: MAN, I LOVE CHIPS.

>> Charles: THE PRESIDENT WOULD

APPRECIATE IT IF YOU COULD SAY

SOMETHING ON NATIONAL TV TO SAVE

THE GOVERNOR FROM HAVING HIS

HEAD CHOPPED OFF BY YOUR RABID

FANS.

>> IT LOOKS LIKE TWO MEN WITH

MACHETES ARE...

>> Charles: IT WOULD ONLY TAKE

A SECOND, AND IT WOULD BE A

GREAT POLITICAL MOVE.

>> Nathan: I'M EATING CHIPS!

>> Charles: IT WILL ONLY TAKE A

SECOND.

>> Nathan: [ GROANS ]

GOD. ALL RIGHT.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE SAYING?

HEY, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE

SAYING?

HEY. HEY.

WHAT AM I -- [ GRUNTS ]

OH, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT -- THE

GOVERNOR.

THE GOVERNOR -- HE SAID THAT I

SHOULDN'T HAVE A HOLIDAY OR

SOMETHING.

[BLEEP] HIM, RIGHT?

[BLEEP] THAT GUY.

>> OH, MY GOD.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN A SIGHT LIKE

THIS.

[ GUNSHOTS, SIRENS WAILING ]

AS THE GOVERNOR -- TEARING

PIECES OFF HIM.

AND THERE IS THE NAME "DILDO"

WRITTEN ON THE POOR GOVERNOR'S

FOREHEAD.

A HEADLESS CORPSE.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE

GOVERNOR IS DEAD.

>> RIOTS AND VIOLENCE HAVE

HAMPERED THE SPECIAL ELECTION

DUE TO THE MURDER OF GOVERNOR

KIP SLAUGHTER.

GANGS OF RABID FANS ARE

INSISTING ON NATHAN EXPLOSION

FOR GOVERNOR.

>> Charles: THE, UH, GOVERNOR

WAS MURDERED BECAUSE OF YOUR

REMARKS.

>> Nathan: I DIDN'T TELL THOSE

GUYS TO KILL HIM.

OUR FANS, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE --

THEY ARE CRAZY.

>> Pickles: AND LOYAL.

>> Murderface: YEAH.

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE OUR SIDE

EVER? >> Toki: YEAH, WHAT ABOUT OUR

FEELINGS? >> Charles: SO YOU FEEL BAD

ABOUT THE GOVERNOR BEING RIPPED APART?

>> Skwisgaar: NO, WE DON'T, BUT

WE FEELS BAD ABOUT HAVING TO

PLAYS IN HUMIDITY, 'CAUSE YOU

KNOW IT GETS REAL BALMY DOWN

THERE.

>> Toki: YEAH, IT'S HARD TO

PLAYS WHEN YOUR HANDS SWEAT.

[ CHIPS CRUNCHING ]

>> Charles: ALL RIGHT.

WELL, YOU GUYS KNOW THAT FLORIDA

IS IN A VIOLENT STATE OF

ANARCHY.

ANY CONCERNS?

NO?

NONE?

YOU, UH, STILL ON THAT, UH,

POTATO-CHIP KICK, HUH?

STILL JUST EATING THEM POTATO

CHIPS. [ CHIPS CRUNCHING ]

ALL RIGHT.

WELL, UH, FOR THE RECORD, I

TRIED.

>> ...LANDSLIDE WRITE-IN

VICTORY.

NATHAN EXPLOSION IS THE GOVERNOR

OF FLORIDA.

NATHAN EXPLOSION -- THE NEXT

GOVERNOR OF FLORIDA!

NATHAN EXPLOSION -- GOVERNOR OF

FLORIDA!

>> Stampingston: GENTLEMEN, IT

APPEARS THAT NATHAN EXPLOSION

WILL BE THE GOVERNOR OF FLORIDA.

>> Crozier: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.

HOW CAN WE STOP THIS?

>> CONSIDER WHAT THE PEOPLE

WOULD DO, GENERAL CROZIER.

>> Stampingston: I FEEL WE

SHOULD GO TO PURPLE ALERT.

[ ALARM BLARING ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Nathan: CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING

GOVERNOR OF THAT?

I'D HAVE TO LIVE IN FLORIDA.

>> Charles: I WOULDN'T TELL THAT

ANGRY MOB THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO

BE GOVERNOR.

YOU KNOW, UH, WHAT THEY DID TO

THE LAST GOVERNOR.

>> Nathan: [BLEEP]

>> Toki: CONGRATULATIONS.

YOU'S GONNA BE THE REAL COOL

GOVERNOR.

>> Nathan: [BLEEP] THAT, TOKI.

>> Pickles: YEAH, TOKI.

DON'T BE STUPID.

BEING GOVERNOR'S TOTALLY LAME.

>> Murderface: WE DON'T FILL OUT

PAPERWORK AND FILL OUT GOVERNOR

FORMS AND WEAR SUITS AND TIES

LIKE DILDOS.

NO OFFENSE.

>> Charles: NONE TAKEN.

>> Skwisgaar: YEAH, TOKI.

YOU SEES, YOU'S A STUPID.

>> Toki: I'M NOTS TAKES ALL

THAT! YOU COULD BE A REAL COOL

GOVERNOR WHAT CARES ABOUT

PEOPLES AND DOES THINGS TO MAKE

STUFFS BETTER INSTEAD OF

COMPLAINS ABOUT EVERYTHING.

>> Murderface: COMPLAINING'S

COOL! >> Pickles: COMPLAINING'S

TOTALLY AWESOME! >> Charles: BEING GOVERNOR HAS

ITS ADVANTAGES. YOU'D BE QUITE POWERFUL.

>> Nathan: OH, REALLY?

AND I COULD JUST PUT ALL MY

FRIENDS IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING

AND JUST RAPE AND PILLAGE THE

ECONOMY AND LINE MY POCKETS WITH

MONEY AND GO MAD WITH POWER?

>> Charles: YOU ACTUALLY COULD

DO THAT, YOU KNOW --

TECHNICALLY. >> Murderface: I WANT TO BE IN

CHARGE OF THE NATIONAL GUARD.

>> Nathan: YOU GOT IT.

>> Toki: I WANTS TO HELP PEOPLE!

>> Nathan: YOU GOT IT!

>> Murderface: I NEED A

SECRETARY! >> Nathan: YOU GOT IT!

>> Pickles: I WANT TO BE

AMBASSADOR TO CHINA. >> Nathan: YOU GOT IT.

>> Skwisgaar: I WANTS NO PART OF

THIS DECOMCRATS GOVERNMENTS!

>> Pickles: DUDE, SKWISGAAR, DO

YOU KNOW THAT FLORIDA HAS THE

HIGHEST POPULATION OF OLD LADIES

AND OLD-LADY HOMES?

>> Murderface: YOU COULD BE IN

CHARGE OF OLD -- YOU KNOW WHAT.

>> Skwisgaar: THEN I WILLS BE IN

CHARGE OF THAT -- THEMS OLD

LADIES!

>> Nathan: YOU GOT IT!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

I SWEAR TO GOVERN THE [BLEEP]

OUT OF THIS PIECE-OF [BLEEP]

STATE. NOW LET ME HEAR YOUR GUNS!

[ GUNSHOTS ]

>> Toki: NOW I REALLYS GONNA

MAKES EVERYTHING RIGHT AND DO

SOMETHING GOOD FOR PEOPLE.

BUT FIRST I GOTS TO GET THIS

OFFICE IN ORDER.

MOVES THAT OVER THERE.

NOT -- NOT THERE.

NO, MOVES IT THERE.

NO -- THERE.

>> Pickles: AS AMBASSADOR TO

CHINA, WELCOME TO MY COUNTRY.

AND THIS IS HOW WE DO IT.

[ MUFFLED SPEECH ]

>> Skwisgaar: HELLOS, ETHEL.

HELLOS, ROSE.

CAN I BUY US A CUP OF METAMUCIL?

>> Nathan: AND I PROMISED EVERY

FLORIDIAN THAT YOU WILL ALL BE

RICH, BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA PRINT

SOME MORE MONEY!

WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY EVER THINK OF

THIS BEFORE?

>> Toki: NOT -- NOT THERE.

NO, MOVES IT THERE.

NO -- THERE.

NOT THERE -- THERE.

NO -- THERE.

[ SLURPING ]

JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW!

FIND ME A PAPER CLIP!

YOU DO WHAT I SAY, OR I HAVES

YOU ALL KILLED!

NOW [BLEEP] YOUR PANTS!

>> Nathan: TOKI, YOUR BONER IS

SHOWING.

>> Pickles: DUDE, CHEN LU --

DUDE, DON'T WORRY.

DON'T WORRY. DON'T WORRY.

SHE JUST O.D.'d, OKAY?

SHE JUST O.D.'d.

SHE'LL BE FINE.

JUST LEAVE HER HERE.

CHEN LU!

HELP ME OUT!

OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.

OH, MY GOD. SHE'S DEAD.

[ ALARM BLARING ]

>> THERE'S NO COPS!

THERE'S NOTHING TO -- FREAKS ARE

RUNNING AROUND.

THEY'RE SHOOTING PEOPLE!

>> Pickles: NATHAN.

NATHAN, WE, UH -- WE, UH, GOT

OURSELVES INTO A LITTLE

SITUATION WITH A...LADY.

[ GUNSHOTS ]

>> [ SPEAKING CHINESE ]

>> Toki: IT'S CRAZY OUT THERE.

EVERYONE GOES NUTS. IT'S ANARCHY.

>> Skwisgaar: THERE'S NO POLICE.

>> Toki: THERE ARE NO POLICE.

>> Nathan: GUYS, GUYS, THIS,

UH -- THIS DOES NOT LOOK GOOD.

THIS DOES NOT LOOK GOOD FOR, UH,

MY, UH, ADMINISTRATION.

I, UH -- WHERE'D I PUT THOSE

CHIPS?

[ CHIPS CRUNCHING ]

[ UP-TEMPO INTRODUCTION PLAYS ]

♪ I'M HAVING MY CABINET

SCHEDULE A DEBATE ♪

♪ THE WORLD WILL BE OUR WITNESS

JUDGED IN EYES OF HATE ♪

♪ I CHALLENGE THE GODS

TO STAND THEIR GROUND ♪

♪ TASTE MY WORD SWORD

IN YOUR FILTHY MOUTH ♪

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

♪ IMPEACH GOD ♪

♪ NOW ♪

♪ IF WE UNITE

WE'LL TAKE THEM DOWN ♪

♪ WE'LL USE OUR STRENGTH ♪

♪ WE'LL USE OUR SKILL ♪

♪ WE WILL REVOLT ♪

♪ AND WE WILL KILL ♪

♪ IMPEACH GOD ♪

♪ WE'LL CAUSE A STORM ♪

♪ WE WILL UNITE

AND CRUSH THE HOUSES ♪

>> IT'S A HURRICANE!

>> Nathan: GIVE ME THE WEATHER

BUR-- BUREAU -- BUR-EAU.

>> BUT THAT'S WHERE WE ARE, SIR.

>> Nathan: EXCELLENT.

OUTSTANDING. GOOD.

I COMMAND YOU TO DESTROY THE

HURRICANE.

>> Toki: YEAH, USE YOUR

WEATHER-CONTROLLING MACHINES.

>> PEOPLE CAN'T DESTROY

HURRICANES, SIR.

>> Nathan: ALL RIGHT, UH...

KNOCK IT OFF COURSE. DO THAT.

>> I'M AFRAID THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, SIR.

>> Nathan: DAMN IT! WE'VE TRIED EVERYTHING.

>> Murderface: NOT EVERYTHING.

[ BEEPING ]

WELL, NOT EVERYTHING, I MEAN --

I MEAN, NOT LITERALLY

EVERYTHING.

>> Nathan: OKAY, WELL, I DIDN'T

MEAN LITERALLY EVERYTHING.

>> Murderface: WELL, YOU SAID

LITERALLY EVERYTHING.

>> Charles: HAVE YOU USED THE

EMERGENCY BROADCASTING SYSTEM?

>> Toki: I HATES THAT THING --

THE "BE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-EP."

>> Nathan: OH, YEAH.

"BE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-EP."

NO. NO WAY.

>> Pickles: THIS HAS BEEN A

MESSAGE FROM EMERGENCY BROADCAST

SYSTEM. >> ALL EMERGENCY SYSTEMS HAVE

BEEN LOOTED AND DESTROYED, SIR.

>> Nathan: THEY STOLE THE BEEP?

>> Toki: HOW'D THEY STEAL THE

BEEP? >> Murderface: PEOPLE ARE SO

LOW. >> Nathan: WHAT THE [BLEEP] DO

YOU GUYS EVEN DO HERE? >> WE NAME THE HURRICANE, SIR.

>> Pickles: YOU NAME THE

HURRICANE? THAT'S YOUR JOB?

>> WHAT SHOULD WE NAME THIS ONE?

>> Nathan: NAME THE HURRICANE.

UM...UH...

HOW ABOUT, UH, SCRAMBLES?

SCRAMBLES THE, UH, THE

DEATH DEALER.

[ UP-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ WIND GUSTING, CROWD

SCREAMING ]

>> Nathan: THE LIPS ARE CHAPPED.

I DON'T EVEN CARE.

I JUST LOVE EATING CHIPS.

OH, UH, I AM CONFIDENT THAT I

HAVE LEFT FLORIDA IN A MUCH

BETTER PLACE THAN, UH, WHERE I

FOUND IT.

OH [BLEEP] YOU KNOW WHAT?

[BLEEP] IT. I'M GONNA GET OUT OF HERE.

MY BACK'S KILLING ME.

>> WHOO-EE!

[ GUNSHOTS ]

[ GROANS ]

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

[ COUGHS ]

[ SEA GULL SQUAWKS ]

>> BEST [BLEEP] GOVERNOR FLORIDA

EVER HAD.

[ GUNSHOT ]