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>> THE YANEEMANGO INDIANS LIVE

IN THE MOST REMOTE PARTS OF THE

AMAZON JUNGLE. >> Pickles: WHAT ARE WE WATCHING

HERE? >> Murderface: WHY ARE WE

WATCHING THIS? >> Nathan: I'M WATCHING IT!

>> Murderface: CHANGE THE CHANNEL!

>> Nathan: PICKLES, PLAY IT! >> Pickles: YEAH, I WILL.

>> Toki: NO, NO, THAT'S REWIND!

THAT'S TOO FARS! >> Nathan: PLAY IT!

>> Skwisgaar: LOOKS AT THEM.

THEY CAN'T EVEN SKEAK SPENGLISH.

>> Nathan: YOU GUYS, SHUT UP AND

GET OUT OF HERE. >> Skwisgaar: YOU KNOW?

>> Nathan: GET OUT!

THIS IS INTERESTING TO ME, SO

LEAVE IT!

I'M ONE-FOURTH YANEEMANGO.

>> ...USE A HALLUCINOGENIC DRUG

CALLED YOPO. >> Pickles: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! WHAT DID THAT GUY SAY?

REWIND. >> [ SPEAKING BACKWARDS ]

>> Pickles: PLAY.

>> YANEEMANGO USE A

HALLUCINOGENIC DRUG CALLED YOPO.

>> Pickles: YOPO?

AM I SAYING THAT RIGHT -- YOPO?

>> ...THE NASAL CAVITIES BY

MEANS OF A LONG PIPE. >> Pickles: DUDE, THAT'S

AWESOME! I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT.

>> THE YANEEMANGO ACHIEVE A TRANCELIKE STATE...

>> Pickles: I GOT TO TRY THAT

STUFF.

>> Skwisgaar: YOU REALLY DON'T.

>> ...COMMUNICATE WITH THE

SPIRIT WORLD WITH DRUMBEATS.

WE WONDERED HOW THE YANEEMANGO

WOULD REACT TO HEARING THE

WORLD'S MOST POPULAR ART FORM,

DETHKLOK.

[ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Nathan: ♪ DO YOU FOLKS LIKE

COFFEE? ♪

>> Pickles: DUDE, THERE'S SO

MUCH INFORMATION ABOUT THIS

DRUG, YOPO.

DUDE, IT SAYS IN HERE THAT THE

PEOPLE WHO TAKE IT TURN INTO

THEIR ANCIENT ANIMAL FORM.

DUDE, THAT'S -- THAT'S PRETTY

METAL. >> Murderface: OH, THAT'S

AWESOME. LET ME S-- HEY, PICKLE, WHAT

WOULD I TURN INTO?

>> Pickles: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

>> Murderface: WHAT DO YOU THINK

I WOULD TURN INTO?

>> Pickles: YOUR BREATH SMELLS.

>> Murderface: WHAT? NO, WHAT WOULD I TURN INTO?

>> Pickles: OKAY, JUST BACK OFF.

STOP BREATHING OVER MY SHOULDER.

>> Murderface: JUST TELL ME WHAT

ANIMAL I WOULD TURN INTO, AND

I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE, BUT MAKE

IT REALLY COOL. >> Pickles: GET OUT OF HERE!

>> Murderface: SNOW BEAST. >> Pickles: GET OUT OF HERE.

I CAN'T STOP BREATHING OUT OF MY NOSE.

>> Murderface: LET'S LOOK AT SOME OTHER BOOKS.

>> Skwisgaar: OH!

OH, THIS HERE SAYS THAT THE PAOS

FERRO'S WOODS IN THE BRAZILIANS

FOREST IS WHAT'S YOUS COULD

TOTALLY MAKES GUITARS OUT OF.

I'M TOTALLY GOINGS TO DO THAT.

>> Toki: OH, I'M TOTALLY GOINGS

TO DO THATS, TOO.

>> Skwisgaar: TOKIS, WHY'S YOUS

GOTS TO COPIES ME ALL THE TIMES?

>> Toki: I DON'TS COPIES YOUS

ALL THE TIMES.

>> Skwisgaar: OH, YES, YOU DOES.

WHY CAN'T NOT I HAVE ONE THING

THAT AM MINE'S?

>> Murderface: HEY, BUD, WHAT DO

YOU GOT GOING ON THERE?

>> Nathan: NOTHING, JUST -- HEY,

WHY DON'T YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH,

MAN, AND STOP BREATHING IN PEOPLE'S FACES?

>> Murderface: I AIN'T BRUSHING

MY TEETH IN THE LIBRARY. THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

>> Nathan: I'M JUST READING ABOUT MY GRANDMOTHER.

IT'S PRETTY BRUTAL.

IT'S A DIARY OF HER TRIP TO THE

AMAZON.

>> WE WERE SHIPWRECKED LATE LAST

NIGHT.

MOST OF OUR CREW WAS CRUSHED BY

THE ROCKS.

THE REST WERE SPEARED AND EATEN

BY THE YANEEMANGO.

MY BELOVED WALTER STILL, AS FAR

AS I KNOW, IS ALIVE.

DAY 13 -- I HAVE FALLEN IN LUST

WITH OTO.

WE ARE POWERFUL TOGETHER.

DAY 24 -- AFTER EATING WITH THE

YANEEMANGO, I NOTICE WALTER'S

POCKET WATCH IN MY SOUP.

I REALIZED I HAD EATEN THE SOUP

OF MY BELOVED HUSBAND.

>> Murderface: ATE HER HUSBAND

IN A SOUP?

>> Pickles: BOY, THAT'S TOTALLY

CANNIBAL CORPSE.

>> Nathan: WE'RE GOING TO THE

AMAZON.

>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!

DETHKLOK! ♪

>> Selatcia: [ INDISTINCT

SPEAKING ]

HE'S HERE.

>> Orlaag: GENERAL CROZIER,

THANK YOU FOR COMING.

>> Crozier: WHAT'S THIS ALL

ABOUT?

>> Orlaag: LIKE YOU, WE ARE VERY

CONCERNED ABOUT THIS AMAZON

TRIP, AND WE FEEL WE NEED

SOMEONE ON THE GROUND TO TAKE

ACTION IN CASE SOMETHING OUT OF

THE ORDINARY OCCURS.

>> Crozier: I CAN HAVE MY MEN

MOBILIZED IN 24 HOURS.

>> Orlaag: WE ALREADY HAVE MY

BEST SOLDIERS SET TO ACCOMPANY

YOU.

>> Crozier: WITH ALL DUE

RESPECT, I WOULD PREFER TO USE

MINE.

>> Orlaag: SURELY YOU UNDERSTAND

THE IMPORTANCE OF KEEPING AN EYE

ON YOU, TOO, GENERAL CROZIER.

>> Selatcia: PREPARE TO LEAVE AT

ONCE.

>> Skwisgaar: GIVES TO ME

THIS WATERPROOFS GUITARS TRUNKS

AND MAKES SURES IT CAN FLOATS.

>> Toki: AND GIVES TO ME

WATERPROOF GUITARS WHICH SHOOTS

OUT BUGS REPELLANT.

>> Skwisgaar: GIVES TO ME MAGIC

GLOVES WHATS CAN MAKES MY HANDS

FLY.

>> Toki: OH, GIVES TO ME

OPPOSITES WEREWOLVES THAT TURNS

TO HUMANS WHEN THE MOONS COMES

OUT.

>> Skwisgaar: GIVES TO ME THE

SWORDS THAT GLOWS THAT SHOWS ME

WHICH WAY THAT IS NORTH.

>> Toki: OH, GIVES TO ME A

BATTLE-AXE WHICH SHOWS ME WHICH

WAY SOUTH.

>> Skwisgaar: STOPS COPIES ME.

>> Toki: YOU STOPS COPY ME.

>> Skwisgaar: STOPS COPIES ME.

>> Toki: YOU STOPS COPIES ME.

>> Skwisgaar: STOP COPIES ME.

>> Pickles: OH, OH, WAIT, AND

GET SOME BAIT.

YOU GET PRETTY BIG FISH DOWN

THERE.

BETTER GET SOME BIG WORMS AND

GET -- YOU KNOW WHAT? GET SNAKES.

SNAKES ARE THE BIGGEST WORMS OUT

THERE.

>> Charles: I'M SURE THERE'LL

BE PLENTY OF SNAKES DOWN THERE.

IT'S THE AMAZON. >> Pickles: THERE YOU GO

PENNY-PINCHING AGAIN.

>> Both: STOPS COPIES ME.

STOPS COPIES ME.

STOPS COPIES ME.

>> Murderface: OH, THIS IS --

THIS IS JUST AWESOME -- A CHOICE

ASSORTMENT OF JERKY --

SWEET-BEAN SPICE...

>> Nathan: WHAT THE -- CLOSE

YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU TALK,

PLEASE. >> Murderface: FINE, I'LL

STARVE! THEN I'LL BE EATING MY

CROCODILE... >> Nathan: I CAN'T EVEN

UNDERSTAND YOU, YOU LITTLE JERK.

>> Murderface: [BLEEP] YOU!

YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

>> Both: STOPS COPIES ME.

STOPS COPIES ME. STOPS COPIES ME.

>> Charles: MAYBE AN ENTIRE EXPEDITION ISN'T WORTH IT.

COULDN'T WE JUST SEND THEM SOME

HOODIES.

>> Nathan: IT'S ALWAYS HOODIES

WITH YOU.

WILL YOU -- WILL YOU JUST PAY

THE BILL?

>> Toki: STOPS COPIES ME.

[ JET ENGINE ROARING ]

>> Murderface: DID YOU KNOW

THERE'S AN AMAZONIAN CATFISH

THAT CAN SWIM UP YOUR PEE AND

LAY EGGS IN YOUR DING DONG?

>> Pickles: OKAY, THAT'S IT.

I'M DONE EATING, ALL RIGHT?

JUST -- UGH! IT'S GROSS!

>> Murderface: YOU CAN MOCK ME,

BUT WATCH OUT WHEN YOU PEE!

>> Pickles: JUST BACK OFF A

LITTLE, ALL RIGHT?

THIS A HORRIBLE COMBINATION OF

BEEF-JERKY BREATH AND REPULSIVE

INFORMATION, OKAY? I'M NOT INTERESTED.

>> Murderface: FINE, BUT YOU'VE

BEEN WARNED.

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED, PICKLES!

>> DETH ONE TO HELL HAMMER.

ALL CLEAR?

>> HELL HAMMER TO DETH ONE.

ALL CLEAR.

[ PROPELLERS WHIRRING ]

[ RADAR BEEPING ] >> THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE

THERE!

>> AAH!

>> CLEAR LANDING ZONE.

>> CEASE FIRE! CEASE FIRE!

CHECK IT OUT!

CHECK OUT YOUR LEFT!

RELOAD! RELOAD!

COME ON! LET'S GO!

>> FIRE!

>> RELEASE DETH BOAT.

>> Murderface: THAT'S IT, JUST

GET SOME OF THE GOOD JUNGLE AIR.

AHH, WIND JUST WHISTLING THROUGH.

>> Skwisgaar: HEY, I MAKES EVERYONE SANDWICHES.

PBHT! OHH, MURDERFACE!

>> Pickles: WHAT'S GOING --

OHH, MAN!

MURDERFACE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH

YOU?

>> Murderface: YOU ARE SO

REPRESSED!

>> Pickles: IT'S GOT NOTHING TO

DO WITH REPRESSED!

>> Skwisgaar: HEY, HOW ABOUT

THIS? I SOLVE THE PROBLEMS.

PUT YOUR SHIRTS BACKS ON!

>> Pickles: LOOK AT YOUR WIENER.

>> Murderface: WHAT?

>> Pickles: YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL

GNARLED.

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU STUCK IT IN A

HORNET'S NEST OR SOMETHING.

>> Murderface: I HAPPEN TO PLAY

BASS WITH IT!

IT'S CALLOUS BUILDUP!

WHAT IS THIS?

IT'S LIKE AMAZON BOAT CHURCH OR

SOMETHING!

CAN I PLEASE JUST TAKE A LEAK

BEFORE I PULL MY SHORTS UP?

CAN I DO THAT?

>> Pickles: FINE, GO AHEAD, BUT

JUST PROMISE TO NEVER DO THAT

AGAIN. >> Murderface: AHH!

>> Pickles: OH, NOW I CAN SEE

YOUR ASS! DISGUSTING!

IT LOOKS LIKE COTTAGE CHEESE!

>> Murderface: JUST LET ME DO

THIS.

>> Skwisgaar: QUICK QUESTIONS --

DO YOU SHAVE YOURS ASS 'CAUSE

THERE'S LOTS OF STUBBLES GOINGS

ON THERE. >> Murderface: QUICK ANSWER --

[BLEEP] YOU! >> Pickles: WORK OUT OR

SOMETHING. LOOK AT YOUR ASS.

>> Murderface: AHH!

>> Pickles: IT'S A PROBLEM AREA.

>> [ INDISTINCT WHISPERING ]

>> Murderface: AAH!

[ METAL CRUNCHING ]

[ GLASS BREAKING ]

>> I'M SORRY, MASTER, BUT THIS

RIVER IS TOO NARROW TO BOAT

OVER.

I'M AFRAID WE'RE GOING TO HAVE

TO ABANDON THE GEAR AND --

>> Nathan: NO, WE'RE NOT GONNA

ABANDON THE GEAR.

WE'LL PULL THE BOAT OVER THAT

MOUNTAIN.

>> YOU HEARD HIM! GET TO WORK!

[ WOOD CRACKING ]

>> All: AAH!

>> Nathan: MY PEOPLE.

>> Pickles: HEY, WHAT DO YOU

THINK THEY PLAN ON DOING WITH

US?

>> Skwisgaar: HOPEFULLY THEY

WILL RAPES US WITH THEMS WOMENS.

>> Toki: WHAT IF THEY KILLS US?

>> Murderface: DOESN'T ANYONE

WANT TO KNOW HOW I'M DOING?

DON'T KILL ME!

I-I'M PREGNANT WITH PARASITES!

I HAVE TO LIVE!

THEY DEPEND ON ME.

>> Skwisgaar: THEY CAN'T KILLS

ME BECAUSE THERE ARE LITTLE

GOOFBALL DILDOS DEPENDINGS ON ME

TO PLAYS THE BILLIONS MORE NOTES

ON THE GUITARS.

>> Toki: AND THEY CAN'T KILLS

ME, NEITHER, 'CAUSE I GOTS A

MILLIONS LITTLE GOOFBALL

DILDOS... >> Skwisgaar: YOU KNOW WHAT?

GO AHEAD AND KILLS ME. >> Toki: GO AHEADS AND KILLS ME,

TOO.

>> Skwisgaar: I SAYS IT FIRST,

AND YOUS REPEATS IT AFTER ME!

STOPS COPIES ME!

>> Toki: I SAYS IT FIRST, AND

YOU REPEATS ME!

>> Both: STOPS COPIES ME!

STOPS COPIES ME!

STOPS COPIES ME!

>> [ SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE ]

>> [ SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE ]

>> GET READY.

SOMETHING'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN.

>> Pickles: OH!

OH, DUDE!

THEY'RE GETTING YOPO!

DUDE, IF WE'RE GONNA DIE, WE'RE

GONNA DIE HIGH!

YOPO!

YOPO!

>> Nathan: ♪ I TRACK MY

HISTORY ♪

♪ BLOODY BURNED FAMILY TREE ♪

♪ NATIVE BLOOD RUNS IN ME ♪

♪ MURDEROUS TENDENCIES ♪

♪ KEEP BLOODLUST AWAY ♪

♪ KEEP VIOLENCE AT BAY ♪

♪ CAN'T DENY GENETICS ♪

♪ CANNIBAL DNA ♪

♪ GO PERPETUATE ♪

♪ GO PROCREATE ♪

♪ ENSURE HOMICIDE ♪

♪ KEEP BLOODLINES ALIVE ♪

♪ OUR CHILDREN WILL REGRESS ♪

♪ AND HUNGER FOR THE FLESH ♪

♪ THEY CAN'T BE CONTROLLED ♪

♪ THEY HUNGER FOR YOUR SOUL

TONIGHT ♪

>> Ravenwood: BEWARE.

GENERAL.

GENERAL CROZIER...

YOU ARE DEAD.