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>> THE YANEEMANGO INDIANS LIVE
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IN THE MOST REMOTE PARTS OF THE
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AMAZON JUNGLE.
>> Pickles: WHAT ARE WE WATCHING
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HERE?
>> Murderface: WHY ARE WE
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WATCHING THIS?
>> Nathan: I'M WATCHING IT!
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>> Murderface: CHANGE THE
CHANNEL!
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>> Nathan: PICKLES, PLAY IT!
>> Pickles: YEAH, I WILL.
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>> Toki: NO, NO, THAT'S REWIND!
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THAT'S TOO FARS!
>> Nathan: PLAY IT!
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>> Skwisgaar: LOOKS AT THEM.
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THEY CAN'T EVEN SKEAK SPENGLISH.
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>> Nathan: YOU GUYS, SHUT UP AND
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GET OUT OF HERE.
>> Skwisgaar: YOU KNOW?
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>> Nathan: GET OUT!
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THIS IS INTERESTING TO ME, SO
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LEAVE IT!
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I'M ONE-FOURTH YANEEMANGO.
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>> ...USE A HALLUCINOGENIC DRUG
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CALLED YOPO.
>> Pickles: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
WHAT DID THAT GUY SAY?
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REWIND.
>> [ SPEAKING BACKWARDS ]
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>> Pickles: PLAY.
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>> YANEEMANGO USE A
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HALLUCINOGENIC DRUG CALLED YOPO.
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>> Pickles: YOPO?
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AM I SAYING THAT RIGHT -- YOPO?
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>> ...THE NASAL CAVITIES BY
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MEANS OF A LONG PIPE.
>> Pickles: DUDE, THAT'S
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AWESOME!
I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT.
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>> THE YANEEMANGO ACHIEVE A
TRANCELIKE STATE...
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>> Pickles: I GOT TO TRY THAT
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STUFF.
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>> Skwisgaar: YOU REALLY DON'T.
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>> ...COMMUNICATE WITH THE
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SPIRIT WORLD WITH DRUMBEATS.
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WE WONDERED HOW THE YANEEMANGO
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WOULD REACT TO HEARING THE
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WORLD'S MOST POPULAR ART FORM,
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DETHKLOK.
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[ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Nathan: ♪ DO YOU FOLKS LIKE
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COFFEE? ♪
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>> Pickles: DUDE, THERE'S SO
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MUCH INFORMATION ABOUT THIS
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DRUG, YOPO.
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DUDE, IT SAYS IN HERE THAT THE
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PEOPLE WHO TAKE IT TURN INTO
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THEIR ANCIENT ANIMAL FORM.
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DUDE, THAT'S -- THAT'S PRETTY
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METAL.
>> Murderface: OH, THAT'S
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AWESOME.
LET ME S-- HEY, PICKLE, WHAT
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WOULD I TURN INTO?
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>> Pickles: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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>> Murderface: WHAT DO YOU THINK
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I WOULD TURN INTO?
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>> Pickles: YOUR BREATH SMELLS.
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>> Murderface: WHAT?
NO, WHAT WOULD I TURN INTO?
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>> Pickles: OKAY, JUST BACK OFF.
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STOP BREATHING OVER MY SHOULDER.
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>> Murderface: JUST TELL ME WHAT
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ANIMAL I WOULD TURN INTO, AND
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I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE, BUT MAKE
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IT REALLY COOL.
>> Pickles: GET OUT OF HERE!
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>> Murderface: SNOW BEAST.
>> Pickles: GET OUT OF HERE.
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I CAN'T STOP BREATHING OUT OF MY
NOSE.
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>> Murderface: LET'S LOOK AT
SOME OTHER BOOKS.
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>> Skwisgaar: OH!
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OH, THIS HERE SAYS THAT THE PAOS
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FERRO'S WOODS IN THE BRAZILIANS
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FOREST IS WHAT'S YOUS COULD
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TOTALLY MAKES GUITARS OUT OF.
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I'M TOTALLY GOINGS TO DO THAT.
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>> Toki: OH, I'M TOTALLY GOINGS
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TO DO THATS, TOO.
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>> Skwisgaar: TOKIS, WHY'S YOUS
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GOTS TO COPIES ME ALL THE TIMES?
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>> Toki: I DON'TS COPIES YOUS
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ALL THE TIMES.
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>> Skwisgaar: OH, YES, YOU DOES.
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WHY CAN'T NOT I HAVE ONE THING
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THAT AM MINE'S?
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>> Murderface: HEY, BUD, WHAT DO
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YOU GOT GOING ON THERE?
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>> Nathan: NOTHING, JUST -- HEY,
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WHY DON'T YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH,
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MAN, AND STOP BREATHING IN
PEOPLE'S FACES?
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>> Murderface: I AIN'T BRUSHING
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MY TEETH IN THE LIBRARY.
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
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>> Nathan: I'M JUST READING
ABOUT MY GRANDMOTHER.
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IT'S PRETTY BRUTAL.
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IT'S A DIARY OF HER TRIP TO THE
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AMAZON.
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>> WE WERE SHIPWRECKED LATE LAST
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NIGHT.
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MOST OF OUR CREW WAS CRUSHED BY
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THE ROCKS.
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THE REST WERE SPEARED AND EATEN
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BY THE YANEEMANGO.
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MY BELOVED WALTER STILL, AS FAR
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AS I KNOW, IS ALIVE.
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DAY 13 -- I HAVE FALLEN IN LUST
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WITH OTO.
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WE ARE POWERFUL TOGETHER.
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DAY 24 -- AFTER EATING WITH THE
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YANEEMANGO, I NOTICE WALTER'S
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POCKET WATCH IN MY SOUP.
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I REALIZED I HAD EATEN THE SOUP
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OF MY BELOVED HUSBAND.
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>> Murderface: ATE HER HUSBAND
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IN A SOUP?
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>> Pickles: BOY, THAT'S TOTALLY
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CANNIBAL CORPSE.
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>> Nathan: WE'RE GOING TO THE
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AMAZON.
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>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
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DETHKLOK! ♪
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>> Selatcia: [ INDISTINCT
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SPEAKING ]
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HE'S HERE.
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>> Orlaag: GENERAL CROZIER,
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THANK YOU FOR COMING.
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>> Crozier: WHAT'S THIS ALL
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ABOUT?
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>> Orlaag: LIKE YOU, WE ARE VERY
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CONCERNED ABOUT THIS AMAZON
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TRIP, AND WE FEEL WE NEED
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SOMEONE ON THE GROUND TO TAKE
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ACTION IN CASE SOMETHING OUT OF
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THE ORDINARY OCCURS.
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>> Crozier: I CAN HAVE MY MEN
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MOBILIZED IN 24 HOURS.
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>> Orlaag: WE ALREADY HAVE MY
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BEST SOLDIERS SET TO ACCOMPANY
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YOU.
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>> Crozier: WITH ALL DUE
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RESPECT, I WOULD PREFER TO USE
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MINE.
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>> Orlaag: SURELY YOU UNDERSTAND
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THE IMPORTANCE OF KEEPING AN EYE
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ON YOU, TOO, GENERAL CROZIER.
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>> Selatcia: PREPARE TO LEAVE AT
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ONCE.
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>> Skwisgaar: GIVES TO ME
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THIS WATERPROOFS GUITARS TRUNKS
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AND MAKES SURES IT CAN FLOATS.
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>> Toki: AND GIVES TO ME
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WATERPROOF GUITARS WHICH SHOOTS
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OUT BUGS REPELLANT.
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>> Skwisgaar: GIVES TO ME MAGIC
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GLOVES WHATS CAN MAKES MY HANDS
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FLY.
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>> Toki: OH, GIVES TO ME
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OPPOSITES WEREWOLVES THAT TURNS
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TO HUMANS WHEN THE MOONS COMES
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OUT.
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>> Skwisgaar: GIVES TO ME THE
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SWORDS THAT GLOWS THAT SHOWS ME
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WHICH WAY THAT IS NORTH.
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>> Toki: OH, GIVES TO ME A
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BATTLE-AXE WHICH SHOWS ME WHICH
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WAY SOUTH.
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>> Skwisgaar: STOPS COPIES ME.
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>> Toki: YOU STOPS COPY ME.
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>> Skwisgaar: STOPS COPIES ME.
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>> Toki: YOU STOPS COPIES ME.
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>> Skwisgaar: STOP COPIES ME.
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>> Pickles: OH, OH, WAIT, AND
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GET SOME BAIT.
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YOU GET PRETTY BIG FISH DOWN
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THERE.
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BETTER GET SOME BIG WORMS AND
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GET -- YOU KNOW WHAT?
GET SNAKES.
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SNAKES ARE THE BIGGEST WORMS OUT
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THERE.
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>> Charles: I'M SURE THERE'LL
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BE PLENTY OF SNAKES DOWN THERE.
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IT'S THE AMAZON.
>> Pickles: THERE YOU GO
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PENNY-PINCHING AGAIN.
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>> Both: STOPS COPIES ME.
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STOPS COPIES ME.
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STOPS COPIES ME.
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>> Murderface: OH, THIS IS --
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THIS IS JUST AWESOME -- A CHOICE
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ASSORTMENT OF JERKY --
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SWEET-BEAN SPICE...
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>> Nathan: WHAT THE -- CLOSE
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YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU TALK,
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PLEASE.
>> Murderface: FINE, I'LL
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STARVE!
THEN I'LL BE EATING MY
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CROCODILE...
>> Nathan: I CAN'T EVEN
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UNDERSTAND YOU, YOU LITTLE JERK.
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>> Murderface: [BLEEP] YOU!
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YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
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>> Both: STOPS COPIES ME.
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STOPS COPIES ME.
STOPS COPIES ME.
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>> Charles: MAYBE AN ENTIRE
EXPEDITION ISN'T WORTH IT.
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COULDN'T WE JUST SEND THEM SOME
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HOODIES.
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>> Nathan: IT'S ALWAYS HOODIES
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WITH YOU.
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WILL YOU -- WILL YOU JUST PAY
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THE BILL?
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>> Toki: STOPS COPIES ME.
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[ JET ENGINE ROARING ]
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>> Murderface: DID YOU KNOW
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THERE'S AN AMAZONIAN CATFISH
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THAT CAN SWIM UP YOUR PEE AND
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LAY EGGS IN YOUR DING DONG?
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>> Pickles: OKAY, THAT'S IT.
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I'M DONE EATING, ALL RIGHT?
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JUST -- UGH!
IT'S GROSS!
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>> Murderface: YOU CAN MOCK ME,
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BUT WATCH OUT WHEN YOU PEE!
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>> Pickles: JUST BACK OFF A
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LITTLE, ALL RIGHT?
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THIS A HORRIBLE COMBINATION OF
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BEEF-JERKY BREATH AND REPULSIVE
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INFORMATION, OKAY?
I'M NOT INTERESTED.
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>> Murderface: FINE, BUT YOU'VE
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BEEN WARNED.
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YOU'VE BEEN WARNED, PICKLES!
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>> DETH ONE TO HELL HAMMER.
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ALL CLEAR?
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>> HELL HAMMER TO DETH ONE.
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ALL CLEAR.
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[ PROPELLERS WHIRRING ]
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[ RADAR BEEPING ]
>> THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE
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THERE!
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>> AAH!
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>> CLEAR LANDING ZONE.
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>> CEASE FIRE! CEASE FIRE!
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CHECK IT OUT!
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CHECK OUT YOUR LEFT!
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RELOAD! RELOAD!
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COME ON! LET'S GO!
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>> FIRE!
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>> RELEASE DETH BOAT.
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>> Murderface: THAT'S IT, JUST
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GET SOME OF THE GOOD JUNGLE AIR.
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AHH, WIND JUST WHISTLING
THROUGH.
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>> Skwisgaar: HEY, I MAKES
EVERYONE SANDWICHES.
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PBHT! OHH, MURDERFACE!
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>> Pickles: WHAT'S GOING --
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OHH, MAN!
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MURDERFACE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH
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YOU?
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>> Murderface: YOU ARE SO
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REPRESSED!
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>> Pickles: IT'S GOT NOTHING TO
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DO WITH REPRESSED!
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>> Skwisgaar: HEY, HOW ABOUT
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THIS?
I SOLVE THE PROBLEMS.
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PUT YOUR SHIRTS BACKS ON!
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>> Pickles: LOOK AT YOUR WIENER.
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>> Murderface: WHAT?
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>> Pickles: YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL
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GNARLED.
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IT LOOKS LIKE YOU STUCK IT IN A
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HORNET'S NEST OR SOMETHING.
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>> Murderface: I HAPPEN TO PLAY
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BASS WITH IT!
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IT'S CALLOUS BUILDUP!
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WHAT IS THIS?
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IT'S LIKE AMAZON BOAT CHURCH OR
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SOMETHING!
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CAN I PLEASE JUST TAKE A LEAK
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BEFORE I PULL MY SHORTS UP?
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CAN I DO THAT?
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>> Pickles: FINE, GO AHEAD, BUT
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JUST PROMISE TO NEVER DO THAT
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AGAIN.
>> Murderface: AHH!
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>> Pickles: OH, NOW I CAN SEE
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YOUR ASS!
DISGUSTING!
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IT LOOKS LIKE COTTAGE CHEESE!
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>> Murderface: JUST LET ME DO
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THIS.
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>> Skwisgaar: QUICK QUESTIONS --
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DO YOU SHAVE YOURS ASS 'CAUSE
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THERE'S LOTS OF STUBBLES GOINGS
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ON THERE.
>> Murderface: QUICK ANSWER --
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[BLEEP] YOU!
>> Pickles: WORK OUT OR
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SOMETHING.
LOOK AT YOUR ASS.
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>> Murderface: AHH!
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>> Pickles: IT'S A PROBLEM AREA.
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>> [ INDISTINCT WHISPERING ]
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>> Murderface: AAH!
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[ METAL CRUNCHING ]
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[ GLASS BREAKING ]
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>> I'M SORRY, MASTER, BUT THIS
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RIVER IS TOO NARROW TO BOAT
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OVER.
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I'M AFRAID WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
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TO ABANDON THE GEAR AND --
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>> Nathan: NO, WE'RE NOT GONNA
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ABANDON THE GEAR.
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WE'LL PULL THE BOAT OVER THAT
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MOUNTAIN.
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>> YOU HEARD HIM! GET TO WORK!
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[ WOOD CRACKING ]
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>> All: AAH!
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>> Nathan: MY PEOPLE.
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>> Pickles: HEY, WHAT DO YOU
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THINK THEY PLAN ON DOING WITH
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US?
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>> Skwisgaar: HOPEFULLY THEY
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WILL RAPES US WITH THEMS WOMENS.
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>> Toki: WHAT IF THEY KILLS US?
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>> Murderface: DOESN'T ANYONE
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WANT TO KNOW HOW I'M DOING?
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DON'T KILL ME!
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I-I'M PREGNANT WITH PARASITES!
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I HAVE TO LIVE!
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THEY DEPEND ON ME.
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>> Skwisgaar: THEY CAN'T KILLS
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ME BECAUSE THERE ARE LITTLE
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GOOFBALL DILDOS DEPENDINGS ON ME
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TO PLAYS THE BILLIONS MORE NOTES
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ON THE GUITARS.
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>> Toki: AND THEY CAN'T KILLS
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ME, NEITHER, 'CAUSE I GOTS A
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MILLIONS LITTLE GOOFBALL
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DILDOS...
>> Skwisgaar: YOU KNOW WHAT?
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GO AHEAD AND KILLS ME.
>> Toki: GO AHEADS AND KILLS ME,
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TOO.
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>> Skwisgaar: I SAYS IT FIRST,
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AND YOUS REPEATS IT AFTER ME!
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STOPS COPIES ME!
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>> Toki: I SAYS IT FIRST, AND
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YOU REPEATS ME!
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>> Both: STOPS COPIES ME!
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STOPS COPIES ME!
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STOPS COPIES ME!
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>> [ SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
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>> [ SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
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>> GET READY.
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SOMETHING'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
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>> Pickles: OH!
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OH, DUDE!
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THEY'RE GETTING YOPO!
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DUDE, IF WE'RE GONNA DIE, WE'RE
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GONNA DIE HIGH!
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YOPO!
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YOPO!
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>> Nathan: ♪ I TRACK MY
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HISTORY ♪
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♪ BLOODY BURNED FAMILY TREE ♪
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♪ NATIVE BLOOD RUNS IN ME ♪
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♪ MURDEROUS TENDENCIES ♪
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♪ KEEP BLOODLUST AWAY ♪
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♪ KEEP VIOLENCE AT BAY ♪
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♪ CAN'T DENY GENETICS ♪
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♪ CANNIBAL DNA ♪
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♪ GO PERPETUATE ♪
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♪ GO PROCREATE ♪
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♪ ENSURE HOMICIDE ♪
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♪ KEEP BLOODLINES ALIVE ♪
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♪ OUR CHILDREN WILL REGRESS ♪
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♪ AND HUNGER FOR THE FLESH ♪
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♪ THEY CAN'T BE CONTROLLED ♪
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♪ THEY HUNGER FOR YOUR SOUL
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TONIGHT ♪
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>> Ravenwood: BEWARE.
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GENERAL.
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GENERAL CROZIER...
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YOU ARE DEAD.
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