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>> Announcer: WELCOME BACK TO
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"CASH-TASTROPHE," THE GAME WHERE
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YOU WIN MONEY OR GET KILLED WITH
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CASH.
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>> IF YOUR CELEBRITY-HELPER PAL,
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PICKLES, CAN ANSWER THIS FINAL
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QUESTION CORRECTLY, YOU WILL SEE
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$1 MILLION DROPPED FROM OUR
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RAFTERS, AND IT WILL ALL BE
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YOURS.
HOWEVER, IF YOU ANSWER WRONG,
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YOU KNOW -- KILLED WITH CASH.
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>> Pickles: I'M REALLY A LITTLE
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NERVOUS.
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BUT, YOU KNOW, MY P.R. LADY SAYS
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I SHOULD BE DOING THIS KIND OF
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STUFF.
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BUT, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER.
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>> SO, FOR $1 MILLION --
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>> Pickles: WHAT IS THIS SHOW?
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>> S-SO, FOR $1 MILLION OR
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DEATH, HERE'S YOUR QUESTION.
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>> Pickles: OOH, THAT'S A TOUGH
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QUESTION.
>> Skwisgaar: AH, I THINKS IT'S
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THE SUNS!
>> Murderface: IT'S A STUPID
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QUESTION!
IT COULD BE ANYTHING!
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>> Toki: PICKLE DON'T LOOK GOOD.
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PICKLE LOOKS SCARED.
>> HE'S FINE.
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THIS IS OUTSTANDING EXPOSURE.
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>> Nathan: WHO THE HELL IS THIS
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LADY?
>> Toki: OH, THAT'S PICKLE NEW
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P.R. LADY.
>> Nathan: SHE'S NOT A GROUPIE?
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>> Toki: NO.
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>> Nathan: NEVER MIND, THEN.
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>> OKAY, PICKLES, TIME'S UP.
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WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER?
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>> Pickles: MAN, I GOT TO SAY
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THAT'S A HARD QUESTION, BUT
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HERE'S THE ANSWER -- THE EARTH.
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THE EARTH IS NO LONGER
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CONSIDERED A PLANET.
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AM I -- AM I RIGHT?
>> NO, I'M SORRY.
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YOUR CELEBRITY-HELPER PAL DIDN'T
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HELP YOU.
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS PLUTO.
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>> Pickles: PLUTO? REALLY?
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>> PREPARED TO BE KILLED WITH
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CASH.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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>> NO, NO!
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AAAAAH!
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[ WHIRRING ]
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>> THIS IS GREAT EXPOSURE.
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>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
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DETHKLOK! ♪
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>> Stampingston: THIS IS
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LIZ BANE...
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>> Crozier: ALIAS LIZ BLACKFIN.
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>> Orlaag: ALIAS LIZ DEATHEYES.
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>> Stampingston: ...RELIGIOUS
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RADICAL FROM THE '70s.
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SHE'S CREDITED WITH STARTING
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DOZENS OF CULTS.
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>> Crozier: HER BIGGEST CULT WAS
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THE ORDER OF THE DYBBUKS.
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THEY BELIEVED THEY WOULD ACHIEVE
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IMMORTALITY BY TAKING OVER THE
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BODIES OF FRENCH PEOPLE.
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IN 1973, 28 DYBBUKS WALK INTO A
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CROWDED PARISIAN CAFé ON THE
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CHAMPS-ELYSéES.
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THEY PULL OUT CEREMONIAL DAGGERS
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AND MASSACRED A HUNDRED FRENCH
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CITIZENS.
IT WAS A BLOODBATH.
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>> Orlaag: YES, AND SOMEHOW
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MISS BANE WAS CLEARED OF ALL
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CHARGES.
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THEN A FEW YEARS AGO, SHE
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STARTED A PUBLIC-RELATIONS FIRM
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CALLED THE EXODUS P.R. FIRM.
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>> Crozier: BANE IS CONCOCTING
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SOMETHING BEYOND PUBLIC
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RELATIONS.
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>> Nathan: WE WANT OUR OLD P.R.
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PERSON LIKE PICKLES HAS.
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>> BUT I AM A P.R. PERSON.
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>> Murderface: BUT WE WANT A
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REAL P.R. PERSON.
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>> I AM A REAL P.R. PERSON.
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>> Skwisgaar: NO, WE WANTS A
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REAL P.R. PERSON.
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>> I AM A REAL P.R. PERSON.
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>> Toki: BUT WE WANTS A LADY!
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>> I -- FINE.
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>> AND LOOK WHO'S HERE.
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IT'S THE GUY WHO'S EVERYWHERE
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NOW -- DETHKLOK'S DRUMMER,
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PICKLES, ALONG WITH HIS
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PUBLICIST, LIZ BANE.
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YOUR FACE IS EVERYWHERE THESE
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DAYS.
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PEOPLE ARE CALLING YOU THE MOST
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POPULAR MEMBER OF DETHKLOK.
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HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?
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>> Pickles: TWO WORDS -- DRUNK
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AND HORNY.
>> Murderface: PICKLES IS OUT
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THERE HAVING THE TIME OF HIS
LIFE.
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HE'S EVERYWHERE.
>> I KNOW, I KNOW.
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THEY SAY THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS BAD PUBLICITY, BUT I HAPPEN
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TO THINK YOU CAN DO YOURSELF A
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DISSERVICE.
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>> Pickles: AND THE WINNER GOES
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TO "CINNAMON BUNS," STARRING
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PICKLES, THE DRUMMER -- DIRECTED
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BY VODKA AND BEER...AND...
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[ SCREAMING ]
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[ AUDIENCE GASPS ]
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[ GUNFIRE ]
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[ EXPLOSIONS ]
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>> Murderface: WHY DON'T WE JUST
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START OUR OWN P.R.?
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>> Skwisgaar: JA, ALL'S IT IS IS
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TELLING SOMEBODY SOMETHING, AND
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THAT'S WHAT I DOES RIGHT NOW.
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>> Nathan: YEAH, THEN WE SHOULD
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DO IT -- THE THREE OF US, RIGHT?
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>> Murderface: YEAH, LET'S DO
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IT.
>> Skwisgaar: YEAH, LET'S DO IT.
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>> Toki: HEY, HOW COMES YOU
DON'T ASK ME?
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THE THREE?
IT'S LIKE THE FOUR OF US.
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>> Nathan: YOU'RE ALL THE WAY
OVER THERE.
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YOU -- WE COULDN'T EVEN SEE YOU.
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>> Toki: I JUST HEARDS
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EVERYTHING, AND I JUST WANTS TO
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BE A PARTS OF IT, TOO!
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>> Skwisgaar: TOKI, YOU'RES TOO
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LATES.
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING
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TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES.
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>> Toki: I STANDS RIGHT HERE,
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AND YOU JUST EXCLUDES ME ON
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PURPOSE.
YOU KNOW IT.
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>> Nathan: THAT'S BAD P.R. RIGHT
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THERE.
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>> NOW, WE ALL KNOW DETHKLOK'S
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MUSIC, BUT WE USUALLY DON'T SEE
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YOU GUYS UNLESS YOU'RE RELEASING
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A CD OR YOU'RE ON TOUR.
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WHY THE SUDDEN CHANGE?
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>> Pickles: WELL, I THINK, YOU
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KNOW, THAT SOME PEOPLE THINK
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THAT YOU CAN'T BE DOING THINGS
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LIKE THAT BECAUSE, IT'S LIKE,
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"OHH, YOU'RE GONNA SAY SOMETHING
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THAT -- YOU DOUCHE BAG!"
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>> LET ME ASK YOU, WHAT DOES THE
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MOST SUCCESSFUL DRUMMER IN
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HISTORY DO TO RELAX?
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>> Pickles: [ MUMBLING ]
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THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
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WELL, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I GO
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S-SIT DOWN.
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SOMETIMES I-I SIT -- I LAY DOWN.
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SOMETIMES I CLOSE MY EYES.
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SOMETIMES I GET A BOOK, YOU
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KNOW?
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A-AND SOMETIMES I LOOK AT A TV
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SCREEN.
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SO, THAT WAS OKAY -- I MEAN --
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RIGHT?
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>> OKAY? [ LAUGHS ]
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IT WAS GREAT.
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>> Pickles: I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
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BE MAD BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I-I
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COULD TELL A COUPLE OF TIMES I
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MIGHT HAVE BEEN SLURRING JUST A
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LITTLE BIT 'CAUSE I HAD A DRINK
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BEFOREHAND.
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>> YOU'VE BEEN BEHIND THAT DRUM
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KIT FOR WAY TOO LONG, PICKLES.
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THIS IS YOUR TIME.
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IT'S TIME FOR PICKLES.
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>> Murderface: NOW, PUBLICITY IS
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ALL ABOUT BEING SEEN.
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>> Nathan: OKAY, OKAY, THAT'S A
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GOOD POINT BECAUSE WHAT I WAS
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GONNA SAY IS PUBLICITY IS ALL
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ABOUT BEING SEEN.
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>> Murderface: I THOUGHT I WAS
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RUNNING THIS MEETING!
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YOU JUST REPEATED!
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>> Nathan: OH, I'M SORRY.
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YOU'RE RIGHT -- PLEASE.
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>> Murderface: WE NEED TO GET
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OUR FACES TO WHERE EVERYBODY CAN
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SEE US.
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>> Skwisgaar: LIKES PICKLE ON
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TV.
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>> Murderface: EXACTLY, BUT
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EVERYBODY GOES ON TV.
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>> Nathan: YEAH, EVERYONE GOES
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ON TV.
EVERYONE DOES.
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>> Murderface: YEAH, THAT'S MY
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POINT.
EVERYBODY GOES ON TV!
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>> Nathan: EVERYONE'S ALREADY ON
THERE.
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WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT?
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>> Murderface: YES, OKAY.
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>> Nathan: GO THE OTHER WAY.
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>> Murderface: [ GROANS ]
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YES, WE NEED TO GO WHERE --
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>> Nathan: WHERE NOBODY'S GONE
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YET.
>> Toki: THE RADIOS!
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>> Nathan: TOKI, GET OUT OF
HERE!
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YOU'RE NOT IN THE P.R. CLUB.
>> Toki: IT'S THE STUPIDEST P.R.
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CLUB!
IT DOESN'T WORK!
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>> Murderface: CAN YOU JUST --
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I'M RUNNING THIS MEETING!
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WE NEED TO GET SEEN SOMEWHERE
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THAT'S NOT ON TV.
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[BLEEP]
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>> PICKLES THE DRUMMER'S NOW THE
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MOST IN-DEMAND CELEBRITY ALIVE,
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AND THAT'S AN AMAZING FEAT FOR
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PICKLES, BUT ALMOST A BIGGER
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FEAT FOR THE EXODUS P.R. FIRM --
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NOW THE WORLD'S LARGEST.
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THE REMAINING MEMBERS OF
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DETHKLOK ARE GETTING IN ON THIS
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ACTION, STARTING THEIR OWN
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BRUTAL P.R. FIRM.
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HEY, GOOD LUCK, BOYS.
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THAT'S THE DETHKLOK MINUTE.
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>> Murderface: NOW, STORE
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OPENINGS ARE ALWAYS GOOD
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EXPOSURE -- LOTS OF PRESS.
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>> Toki: OH, I'M GONNA GETS ME A
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JUICE WITH CARROTS AND GRAPES.
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>> Murderface: OHH, TOKI.
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>> Nathan: ARE WE SUPPOSED TO
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SEND THIS PRESS RELEASES TO
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THE PRESS?
I MEAN, I THINK THAT'S WHY THEY
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CALL IT A PRESS RELEASE.
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AM I RIGHT?
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>> Murderface: [ LAUGHS ]
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YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW?
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>> Nathan: NO, I DON'T.
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>> Murderface: YOU REALLY DON'T
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KNOW?
>> HOLY [BLEEP]
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YOU'RE NATHAN EXPLOSION!
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>> Murderface: BEAT IT, KID.
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HE'S NOT WHO YOU THINK I'M
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SAYING HE ISN'T.
IT'S NOT HIM, OKAY?
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>> Nathan: BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE
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SUPPOSED TO HAVE EXPOSURE.
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>> Murderface: IF WORD GETS OUT
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THAT WE'RE HERE, THE PRESS
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WILL BE ALL OVER US, AND THAT'LL
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JUST DEFEAT OUR PURPOSE.
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>> Skwisgaar: GUYS, I GOTS AN
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IDEAS.
WE SHOULD PROMOTE SOMEWHERE'S
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ELSE WHERE LIKES WHERE NO ONE
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ELSE PROMOTEDS BEFORE!
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[ SNAP! ]
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>> AAH!
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[ WIND HOWLING ]
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>> I'VE, UH, BEEN LOOKING OVER
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YOUR PURCHASES SINCE YOU STARTED
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DOING YOUR OWN PUBLICITY.
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YOU'VE SPENT $17 MILLION.
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>> Murderface: SO?
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>> I'M JUST SAYING I DON'T THINK
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IT'S THE BEST USE OF YOUR MONEY.
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IT HASN'T INCREASED SALES
WHATSOEVER.
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NICE WORK, GUYS.
>> Nathan: WHAT ARE WE DOING
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WRONG?
I MEAN, LOOK, PICKLES IS
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EVERYWHERE.
>> Skwisgaar: WHAT'S HE GOT THAT
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WE AIN'TS GOT?
>> Toki: LOOKS AT THIS.
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>> Murderface: PICKLES CAN'T
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BAKE.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD HIS
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CHOCOLATE-COCONUT MACAROONS?
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>> Pickles: HEY, GUYS.
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>> Skwisgaar: HEY, LOOK, THAT'S
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PICKLES, JUST LIKES ON THE
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MAGAZINE!
>> Nathan: HEY, PICKLES.
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>> Toki: YEAH, YOU'S THE
DRUMMER, RIGHT?
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>> Murderface: LOOK, MY HAIR'S
STANDING UP ON END.
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>> Nathan: YEAH, HE'S SHORTER
THAN I THOUGHT -- WAIT A MINUTE!
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I ALREADY KNOW YOU.
>> Pickles: I GOT US A GIG.
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IT'S, UH, YOU KNOW, A FAVOR FOR
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MY PUBLICIST.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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>> Nathan: OH, YEAH, WE'LL DO
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IT.
>> Toki: YOU BET!
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>> Pickles: OH, THANKS, GUYS.
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UH, I'LL SEE YA -- COOL.
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>> IT'S BEEN SO BUSY LATELY,
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PICKLES.
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WE HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO
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REALLY TALK.
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>> Pickles: OH, HEY, I GOT YOU A
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GIFT.
IT'S A CALENDAR.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S THAT GUY WHO GETS
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THOSE GRAY DOGS AND DRESSES THEM
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UP IN CLOTHES, YOU KNOW,
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HUMILIATES THEM.
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>> THAT'S VERY SWEET, PICKLES,
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HOWEVER, I NO LONGER HAVE ANY
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USE FOR EARTH CALENDARS.
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BUT NEVER MIND THAT.
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>> Pickles: EARTH CALENDARS?
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>> I HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR
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YOU, TOO.
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YOU WERE A GREAT FIND.
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BECAUSE OF YOUR POPULARITY,
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WE'VE RECRUITED A LOT OF
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MEMBERS -- I MEAN CLIENTS.
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>> Pickles: OKAY, THEN.
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I'M GONNA GET GOING.
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I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT AT THE
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SHOW.
>> YES, TONIGHT.
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DON'T BE LATE.
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PICKLES.
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>> Pickles: YEAH?
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>> I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.
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>> Pickles: OKA-A-Y.
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GOODBYE.
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>> Skwisgaar: WHAT DO THEY GOTS
THERE, GRAPES DRINK?
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>> Nathan: YEAH, THEY'RE
DRINKING SOME [BLEEP] GRAPE
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DRINK.
IT'S AWESOME.
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>> Murderface: THAT'S SOME
PRETTY FANCY GRAPE DRINK.
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>> Skwisgaar: HOW COME THEY GETS
TO HAVE GRAPES DRINK?
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>> Nathan: HOW COME WE CAN'T
HAVE ANY [BLEEP] GRAPE DRINK?
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THAT'S [BLEEP] NOT [BLEEP] FAIR.
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>> PICKLES, YOU'RE LATE.
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WE HAVE TO HURRY.
>> Pickles: OKAY.
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>> TIME IS RUNNING OUT!
>> Pickles: OKAY.
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>> THIS IS OUR DESTINY!
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>> Pickles: HEY, LET'S JUST PLAY
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THIS SHOW AND GET OUT OF HERE.
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WE GOT ANY SONGS WITH "DESTINY"
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IN THE TITLE?
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>> Nathan: UM, NO, BUT I COULD
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STICK IT IN.
IT'S DOESN'T MATTER.
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NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M
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SAYING, ANYWAY.
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[ METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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♪ RACING THROUGH TIME ♪
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♪ SOULS PRAY, LEAD BLIND
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INTERSTELLAR MUTILATION ♪
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♪ COMETS SPEED FORTH ♪
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♪ BRING DEATH FOR EARTH TIME ♪
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♪ FOR YOUR NEXT DESTINATION ♪
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♪ GALACTIC DEATH HUNTS ♪
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♪ FLIES ♪
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♪ PUSHES THROUGH TIME/SPACE
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DIMENSIONS ♪
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♪ IT'S SEEKING BLOOD ♪
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♪ FLESH, SOULS, AS SLAVES ♪
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♪ TO TAKE INTO HELL ♪
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♪ IN OUTER SPACE ♪
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♪ YOUR TIME IS COMING TONIGHT ♪
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♪ YOU'LL BE KILLED AT THE SPEED
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OF LIGHT ♪
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♪ DESTINY YOU CAN'T FIGHT ♪
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♪ CRUSHED BY COMETS
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TRANSMOGRIFIED ♪
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♪ DEATH WILL BRING YOU NEW
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LIFE ♪
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♪ A SLAVE FOREVER ON A PLANET OF
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DEATH ♪
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♪ A THOUSAND YEARS SINCE THE
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COMET TOOK FLIGHT ♪
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♪ YOUR DESTINY IS PAIN FOREVER ♪
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>> [ GURGLING ]
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>> [ GURGLING ]
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>> [ GURGLING ]
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>> HOLY [BLEEP]
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>> OH, BOY.
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WHAT A GREAT DETHKLOK MINUTE.
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HEY -- AAAH!
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