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>> BIG DETHKLOK-RELATED NEWS
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TODAY IN SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA.
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THE HEAD OF DETHKLOK AUSTRALIA
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WAS VIOLENTLY ASSASSINATED BY A
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TEAM OF TERRORISTS WHO ARE
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REFERRING TO THEMSELVES AS THE
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REVENGENCERS.
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DETHKLOK HAD NO COMMENT.
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>> Nathan: OKAY, SUBPOENA,
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SUBPOENA, SUBPOENA, NETFLIX --
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AWESOME.
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NAKED-LADY FAN MAIL -- POSSIBLY
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AWESOME, POSSIBLY HORRIBLE.
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SUBPOENA.
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OH, WHAT'S THIS?
PICKLES.
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>> Pickles: OH.
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>> HEY, PICKLES.
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IT'S YOUR BROTHER, SETH.
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AND IT'S BEEN A WHILE, AND I
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KNOW WE'VE HAD SOME TOUGH TIMES,
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BUT I'VE REALLY CHANGED.
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CHANGED MY WHOLE LIFE.
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I'M SOBER NOW, AND WITH MY NEW
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CLARITY, I'VE FOUND THE WORLD IS
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AN AWESOME AND WONDERFUL PLACE.
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I'M GETTING MARRIED, AND WE WANT
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YOU AND DETHKLOK TO COME TO OUR
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WEDDING.
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REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR HEART.
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>> Nathan: ♪ TICK-TOCK
TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
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DETHKLOK! ♪
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>> Stampingston: IT APPEARS AS
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IF DETHKLOK IS PARTICIPATING IN
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A WEDDING.
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GENERAL CROZIER.
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>> Crozier: PICKLES' BROTHER,
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SETH, WAS RECENTLY RELEASED FROM
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WISCONSIN STATE PRISON AFTER
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SERVING EIGHT MONTHS FOR DRIVING
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INTOXICATED, SELLING FAKE
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COCAINE TO AN UNDERCOVER
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OFFICER, AND BEATING A
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PROSTITUTE WITH A BRICK.
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>> Orlaag: SETH IS A VIOLENT
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PATHOLOGICAL LIAR AND CHARLATAN.
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I BELIEVE HIS REASONS FOR
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MARRIAGE MAY SIMPLY BE FOR A
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CHANCE TO REUNITE WITH HIS
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BROTHER'S WEALTH.
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>> Stampingston: GENTLEMEN, OUR
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WEDDING EXPERT, DR. MILMINAMAN-
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LANILIM-SWINWAMLY.
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DR. MILMINAMAN-
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LANILIM-SWINWAMLY?
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>> GENTLEMEN, THE AMERICAN
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WEDDING IS A DARK AND FEARFUL
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SHAM.
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THE EVENT ITSELF IS DESIGNED TO
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INCITE ANGER AND DRAIN LOVED
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ONES OF PATIENCE, SUPPORT, AND
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MONEY.
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MOST MARRIAGES FAIL MISERABLY IN
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TWO YEARS.
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OTHERS END IN MURDER-SUICIDES.
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A SMALL PERCENTAGE OF THEM END
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WITH A TERM WE LIKE TO CALL
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"LIVABLE HATRED."
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>> Orlaag: MARRIAGE HAS ALWAYS
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BEEN A BLACK AND REPUGNANT SORE
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ON HUMAN LIVING.
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>> SINCE THE EARLY 1900s,
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MARRIAGE HAS BEEN SPUN BY THE
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VENDORS AND MARKETERS.
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THE PEOPLE THAT FIND IT THE MOST
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ATTRACTIVE ARE WEDDING PLANNERS,
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CratenBarrel, AND THE VARIOUS
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RELIGIOUS ORGANIZATIONS.
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>> Crozier: DETHKLOK SHOULD BE
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KEPT AS FAR AWAY FROM THE
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INSTITUTION OF MARRIAGE AS
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POSSIBLE.
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MARRIAGE IS SUFFERING ENOUGH.
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>> Selatcia: WE MUSTN'T
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INTERVENE, GENERAL.
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WE WILL ALLOW DETHKLOK TO
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EXPERIENCE THE BLACKNESS.
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>> Murderface: WELL, NORMALLY I
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DREAD AN EVENT LIKE THIS, BUT
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SEEING HOW KNOTTED UP IT'S
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GOTTEN YOU, PICKLES, I'M SURE I
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WILL ENJOY IT.
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>> Nathan: YEAH, IT'S FUN TO
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WATCH SOMEBODY GO THROUGH FAMILY
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HELL.
>> Skwisgaar: WEDDINGS ARE ONLY
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GOOD FOR TWO THINGS -- TAX
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BREAKS AND ADULTERY.
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THAT'S WHAT I SAY.
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>> Toki: AND KISSINGS AND
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HUGGINGS.
AND OPENS BARS.
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>> Skwisgaar: YEAH, BUT, TOKI,
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REMEMBER, TAKES IT EASY.
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LAST TIME, I WAS IN CHARGE OF
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YOUS ALL NIGHT.
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AND YOUS WAS A SLOPPYS MESS!
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>> Toki: YOU DON'TS GOTS TO
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WORRY ABOUT OLD TOKI.
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>> Nathan: DON'T TAKE THIS THE
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WRONG WAY, PICKLES, BUT YOUR --
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YOUR BROTHER'S KIND OF, UM...
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KIND OF A WEIRD GREEDY DICK, YOU
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KNOW?
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>> LOOK, PICKLES.
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LOOK HOW GREAT YOUR BROTHER'S
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DOING.
>> Pickles: OH, WHERE AM I
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LOOKING?
>> LOOK AT HIS HOUSE ROOM.
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>> Pickles: WELL, YOU CONVERTED
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THE ATTIC.
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>> LOOK, HE HAS AN ALL-IN-ONE
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FAX MACHINE.
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HE'S A PROFESSIONAL.
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GO GIVE HIM A HUG.
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>> FEELS GOOD, DOESN'T IT
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[BLEEP] HUGGING YOUR OWN
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BROTHER?
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BEING CLOSE TO HIS [BLEEP] FACE
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LIKE THIS.
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YOU GOT A COUPLE OF BONES TO
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[BLEEP] PROCURE SOME [BLEEP]
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[BLEEP] GUYS?
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I MEANT TO RESTOCK THE
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MINI FRIDGE.
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YOU KNOW, RUN OUT OF TIME.
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>> Pickles: WHOA, UH, YEAH,
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HERE'S, UH...
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>> GIVE ME TWO, YOU KNOW, FIVE
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HUNDIE.
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YOU KNOW, MAYBE, YOU KNOW, I
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DON'T WANT TO SELL THIS SHORT,
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YOU HEAR?
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I GOT [BLEEP] DETHKLOK IN MY
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[BLEEP] HOUSE ROOM!
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HA!
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[BLEEP] MITCH AND BOBBY AREN'T
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GONNA [BLEEP] BELIEVE THIS.
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[BLEEP] EXCITED ABOUT YOU GUYS
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THROWING ME A BACHELOR PARTY!
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[BLEEP]
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OH, AND BY THE WAY, THIS IS
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LITTLE AMBER, THE LOVE OF MY
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[BLEEP] HEART.
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ISN'T SHE AN ANGEL?
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TURN AROUND. TURN AROUND.
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>> Nathan: BOY, THERE'S NOTHING
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LIKE LOVE, IS THERE?
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>> Toki: OH, NO, IT'S GREAT.
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>> Murderface: HE'S REALLY GONNA
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BE A GOOD HUSBAND.
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>> Pickles: SHOULD I BE WORRIED?
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I MEAN, HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S
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DRINKING.
HE SAID HE'S NOT DRINKING
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ANYMORE.
>> Murderface: I'M SURE HE'S
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TRUE TO HIS WORD.
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>> Nathan: HE'S HAVING A LOT OF
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ALCOHOL, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
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HE'S OFF THE WAGON.
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>> Toki: AND WHO ARE THOSE
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GOOFBALLS?
>> Pickles: OH, THOSE ARE SETH'S
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PALS, YOU KNOW?
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A COUPLE OF HIGH-SCHOOL DROPOUTS
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WHO SCAM ON TEENAGE CHICKS AND
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STEAL AND RUN CRYSTAL-METH
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HOUSES.
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YOU KNOW, BEAT UP KIDS, ROB,
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LIE, POSSIBLY KILL.
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>> Murderface: AWESOME!
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>> LET'S GO, RICH BITCH!
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>> HEY [BLEEP] THROW DOWN SOME
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CASH.
WE'RE GETTING SETH A [BLEEP]
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LAP DANCE.
>> YEAH, RICH BITCH.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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[ Slurring ] YEAH!
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LADIES AND [BLEEP] GENTLEMEN,
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MMM!
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I WANT TO INVITE YOU TO [BLEEP]
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CHECK OUT MY BROTHER PICKLES.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[BLEEP] DETHKLOK.
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AND, WELL, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T
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KILL US.
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[ MUMBLING ]
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...MY BROTHER.
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[ MUMBLING ]
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...[BLEEP] HARD LIFE, YOU KNOW.
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AND THEN -- AND, LIKE [BLEEP]
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GIVE [BLEEP] TO HIM THE [BLEEP]
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MOST AMAZING GIFT --
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THE GIFT OF EROS.
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>> HOW ABOUT AN H-JOB?
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>> Skwisgaar: HEY, PICKLE!
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TRYS NOT TO GET HEPATITIS C FROM
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THATS!
HEY, THOSE GIRLS ARE PRETTY
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SKANKYS.
>> Nathan: YEAH, THOSE GIRLS
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ARE -- I'D DO THEM.
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>> Skwisgaar: YES, I'D DO THEMS,
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TOO.
>> Pickles: SHOULD WE CALL IT A
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NIGHT?
>> OH, NO, YOU [BLEEP] DON'T!
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I JUST [BLEEP] ORDERED SHOTS.
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>> EVERYBODY, CAN WE HAVE YOUR
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ATTENTION?
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SETHY WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING.
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>> I JUST WANT TO MAKE A LITTLE
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[BLEEP] SPEECH, YOU KNOW.
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>> ALL RIGHT, SETH!
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>> WEDDING-REHEARSAL DINNER.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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ANYWAY, HERE GOES.
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MY BIG BROTHER GOT EVERYTHING IN
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LIFE, AND I GOT [BLEEP]
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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EVERYTHING WAS [BLEEP] HANDED TO
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HIM ON A SILVER [BLEEP] PLATTER.
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THINGS ARE GONNA BE [BLEEP]
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DIFFERENT.
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I GOT MY [BLEEP] [BLEEP]
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TOGETHER NOW.
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I GOT A [BLEEP] WIFE AND A
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[BLEEP] MOUTH TO FEED ON THE
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WAY, SO IT MAKES ME [BLEEP]
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RESPONSIBLE, YOU KNOW.
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AND I GOT -- I ALSO GOT SEVERAL
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[BLEEP] BUSINESS ENDEAVORS, YOU
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KNOW, COMING UP WITH DETHKLOK.
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IT'S ALL GOOD, YOU KNOW.
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IT'S ALL GOOD.
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I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT
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[BLEEP] DETHKLOK GOT ME FOR A
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WEDDING GIFT.
THANK YOU!
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>> WAY TO GO, SETH!
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>> Nathan: HE'S TRYING TO
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ESCAPE!
>> Pickles: NO!
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NO! NO!
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>> Nathan: WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA
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RUN AWAY AND LEAVE US HERE?
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>> Pickles: I DIDN'T KNOW!
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I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GONNA BE
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LIKE THIS!
I DIDN'T KNOW! I DIDN'T KNOW!
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>> Murderface: A WEDDING!
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A FAMILY WEDDING!
>> Pickles: [ CRIES ]
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STOP HITTING ME!
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>> Murderface: CAN'T HELP IT!
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>> Pickles: DID YOU HEAR THAT
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SPEECH?
EVERYBODY'S ON HIS SIDE.
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THEY -- LET'S LEAVE.
LET'S LEAVE NOW.
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LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
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>> Nathan: DON'T BE STUPID,
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PICKLES.
>> Pickles: DID YOU HEAR HIM
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TALKING ABOUT DETHKLOK BUSINESS
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ENDEAVORS?
>> Nathan: I KNOW, PICKLES.
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I KNOW.
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LOOK, WE CAN'T LEAVE.
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NOT YET.
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IT'S JUST TOO FUNNY.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Murderface: HILARIOUS!
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>> Nathan: IT'S REALLY GOOD.
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>> HEY, PICKLES!
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I NEED YOUR, YOU KNOW, CRACK CAR
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FOR A SECOND.
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>> Nathan: HE'S GETTING AWAY
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AGAIN!
GET HIM!
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>> Pickles: NO! NO! NO!
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>> DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE
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GATHERED HERE TODAY TO JOIN IN
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HOLY MATRIMONY SETH AND AMBER.
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>> Skwisgaar: HEH, THE MIDWEST.
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WHOA.
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A BUNCH OF SWEDES CAME HERE OVER
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200 YEARS AGO AND GOT FAT AND
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UGLY.
I LOVES IT.
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>> Toki: OH, YOU KNOW IT!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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FATS AND UGLY!
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>> Skwisgaar: TAKES IT EASY ON
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THE SAUCE.
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>> Toki: OH, YOUS TAKES IT EASY
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ON THE SAUCE.
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YOU'RE NOTS THE BOSS OF ME.
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I GONNA GO GETS ANOTHER.
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YOU WANTS ONE?
>> Skwisgaar: YEAH.
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>> HEY, HEY.
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YOU KNOW, THERE SOMETHING
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I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW.
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YOU'RE MUSICIANS.
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YOU CAN HELP ME OUT.
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UH, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
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BETWEEN THE GUITAR AND THE BASS
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GUITAR?
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>> Toki: ME GONNA DO SOLO
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ALBUMS.
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ALL TOKI.
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GONNA BE CALLED "TOKI."
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IT'S THE KING! ALL DONE.
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MMM.
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OH, I GONNA THROWS UP.
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THROWS UP AND TAKES A NAP.
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GOOD NIGHTS!
>> I GOT A NIECE.
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SHE'S THINKING OF GOING TO ART
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SCHOOL.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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IS THAT SOMETHING YOU THINK THAT
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MIGHT HELP OUT AT ALL?
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YOU GUYS GOT THAT LONG HAIR.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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MY MOM HAD LONG HAIR.
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DOES THE STRETCH PANTS HURT WHEN
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YOU SING?
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE TO LEARN?
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TO PLAY THE PIANO WITHOUT A
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COLOR CHART.
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♪ BLUE, ORANGE, GREEN ♪
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♪ BLUE, BLUE ♪
♪ BLUE, ORANGE ♪
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>> Murderface: OH, LOOK, IT'S
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[BLEEP] FACE AND DILDO LICKER.
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>> Nathan: OH, THANK GOD.
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WHAT'S UP, DILDOS?
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>> HEY, WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF
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[BLEEP] ALCOHOL!
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>> YEAH, IT'S ALL GONE.
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>> Nathan: OH, YOU WANT TO TALK
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TO PICKLES RIGHT OVER THERE.
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>> ALL RIGHT, QUIET DOWN,
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EVERYBODY.
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I GUESS PICKLES' BAND IS GONNA
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PLAY.
>> Nathan: ♪ I WOULD LIKE TO
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TAKE THIS TIME TO SAY
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CONGRATULATIONS TO THE TWO OF
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YOU ♪
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♪ YOU GUYS ARE A VISION OF
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HELL ♪
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♪ DEATH WILL DO YOU PART ♪
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♪ NOW KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE ♪
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♪ SO GLAD, SUCH A BIG STEP
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YOU MADE ♪
♪ TIED THE KNOT,
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ROTTING BLACKENED VEINS ♪
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♪ OPEN BAR HAS CLOSED FOREVER ♪
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♪ SPEND YOUR [BLEEP] LIVES
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TOGETHER ♪
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♪ TIME PASSES ♪
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♪ WE ROT ♪
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♪ GOOD RIDDANCE ♪
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♪ MY OWN THOUGHTS ♪
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♪ TRAPPED IN A CAGE ♪
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♪ BEHIND THE FENCES ♪
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♪ MUST YOU COMPLETE ♪
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♪ ALL OF MY SENTENCES? ♪
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[ INSTRUMENTAL SOLO ]
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♪ ONLY WAY OUT IS YOUR DEATH ♪
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>> WELL, THIS IS THE BIG [BLEEP]
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MOMENT.
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THE [BLEEP] BIG GIFT FROM
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DETHKLOK.
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WONDER WHAT IT'S GONNA BE, YOU
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KNOW?
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SHOULD I OPEN IT?
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>> OPEN THE GIFT!
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>> I THINK IT'S GONNA BE [BLEEP]
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SWEET!
>> Toki: OPENS IT!
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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[BLEEP]
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[BLEEP] HERE GOES NOTHING.
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WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS THIS [BLEEP]
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WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS THIS [BLEEP]
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YOU [BLEEP] PENNY-PINCHING
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[BLEEP]
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>> Toki: IT'S WHAT YOU
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REGISTERED FOR AT CratenBarrel!
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>> [BLEEP] PICKLES!
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YOU [BLEEP] PIECE OF [BLEEP]
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HOW [BLEEP] DARE YOU COME AND
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RUIN MY [BLEEP] WEDDING?!
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>> Pickles: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S
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IT!
I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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>> Nathan: THIS IS GREAT.
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THIS IS SOME GOOD DRAMA.
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>> Murderface: YOU CAN'T PAY FOR
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THIS.
>> Nathan: NO, YOU CAN'T.
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IT JUST SIMPLY IS.
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>> Murderface: IT'S LIKE AN
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ECLIPSE OR SOMETHING.
YOU GOT TO BE THERE.
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>> Nathan: YOU GOT TO BE THERE.
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>> Skwisgaar: GUYS, WE BETTERS
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LEAVES!
THE COPS IS HERES!
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>> Toki: YEAH, THE PIGS' SIRENS
IS GOING OFFS!
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SCRAMBLES!
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>> Pickles: WILL YOU GUYS QUIT
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STARING AT ME, PLEASE?
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>> Murderface: I'VE NEVER SEEN
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SO MUCH BLOOD AT A WEDDING.
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AWESOME.
>> Nathan: MAN, YOU REALLY BEAT
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UP YOUR BROTHER.
THAT WAS PRETTY COOL.
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>> Pickles: BUT, DUDE, I FEEL
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BAD FOR HIM.
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>> Nathan: BUT YOU JUST BEAT HIM
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UP.
IT WAS AWESOME.
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WHY WOULD YOU --
>> Pickles: I DON'T KNOW WHY.
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I FEEL BAD FOR HIM.
I HATE IT.
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>> Skwisgaar: OH, BUT IT'S NOTS
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SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE, FOR, YOU
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SEES, WE ARE AIMLESS HATE-FILLED
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ANIMALS SCAMPERING AWAY INTO THE
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NIGHTS.
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>> Toki: THAT'S RIGHT.
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FOR, YOU SEE, THAT'S WHATS
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FAMILYS IS.
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PEOPLES WHATS YOU HATES.
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>> Pickles: YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE
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RIGHT.
>> Charles: YOU, UH, WANTED TO
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SEE ME.
>> Pickles: LOOK, I FEEL BAD
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ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING.
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CAN'T WE JUST GIVE MY BROTHER A
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JOB AND JUST GET HIM OFF --
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>> Murderface: OH, Y-YOU
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REALLY -- YOU REALLY WANT THAT
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GUY WORKING FOR US?
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THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY
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TO SOLVE IT.
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>> Charles: WELL, ACTUALLY,
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PICKLES, IF YOU WANT TO INVOLVE
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YOUR BROTHER IN THE DETHKLOK
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COMPANY, THERE MAY BE A JOB
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OPENING -- A VERY DANGEROUS JOB
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OPENING VERY FAR AWAY.
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BUT IF YOU WERE OKAY WITH THIS,
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HE COULD BE PLACED IN CHARGE OF
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DETHKLOK AUSTRALIA.
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