Original subtitles

>> HE'S A LUNATIC REBEL WITH A

HYPERACTIVE DISORDER AND A

LICENSE FOR ROCK WITH A PERMIT

TO ROLL.

HIS NAME IS DR. ROCKSO.

HE'S THE ROCK-'N'-ROLL CLOWN,

AND HE DOES COCAINE.

BUT WHO IS THE MAN BEHIND THE

PAINT?

HE WAS THE SON OF A PHYSICAL

THERAPIST, A YOUNG BOY WITH A

PENCHANT FOR TROUBLE NAMED

LEONARD ROCKSTEEN.

ONE DAY WHILE LOOKING IN THE

NEWSPAPER, ROCKSO SPOTTED

SOMETHING.

IT SEEMED THAT ZAZZ BLAMMYMATAZZ

WAS LOOKING FOR A SINGER.

>> HE JUST HAD THE ATTITUDE.

HE WAS LIKE A FIRECRACKER IN

CLOWN PAINT.

>> AND THEY SKYROCKETED TO FAME

ALMOST IMMEDIATELY.

THE ROCK-'N'-ROLL CLOWN WAS ON

TOP OF THE WORLD.

>> BUT HE INSISTED THAT HE GET

PAID IN COCAINE.

>> THINGS WENT FROM BAD TO

WORSE, AS ROCKSO'S APPETITE FOR

COCAINE INCREASED.

DR. ROCKSO WAS KICKED OUT OF

ZAZZ BLAMMYMATAZZ, AND AFTER A

SHORT-LIVED SOLO CAREER,

DR. ROCKSO BEGAN MAKING MONEY

AS A PARTY CLOWN FOR HIRE.

>> Murderface: YEAH, AS THE

DETHKLOK SONGWRITER, I MUST SAY

THAT IT'S HARD TO SEE A CLOWN GO

BAD LIKE THAT.

THAT'S A TOUGH PILL TO SWALLOW.

>> AND ROCKSO CONTINUED TO

SPIRAL EVEN FURTHER WHEN HE

BECAME THE SUBJECT OF HIS OWN

SHORT-LIVED REALITY SHOW.

>> OH, I'M A BAD CLOWN!

I'M A BAD CLOWN!

[ Crying ] I DO COCAINE!

>> A COCAINE-RAGED ROCKSO BROKE

INTO A TOP-SECRET POLICE STORAGE

FACILITY AND STOLE OVER 1,000

POUNDS OF COCAINE.

HE ESCAPED APPREHENSION AND IS

NOW ONE OF THE TOP 10 MOST

WANTED --

>> Nathan: ROCKSO [BLEEP] CLOWN.

BOY, I REALLY HATE THAT GUY.

>> Skwisgaar: JA.

I SHOULD [BLEEP] HORSEWHIP HIM.

>> Pickles: HE IS A MESS.

>> Toki: OH, HE'S JUST MISUNDERSTOOD.

>> Murderface: LIKE I SAID IN THE THING, IT'S SAD.

>> Nathan: YEAH, UH, YOU KNOW,

YOU ALSO SAID THAT YOU'RE THE

DETHKLOK SONGWRITER.

>> Murderface: DID I?

I DON'T REMEMBER.

>> Nathan: YEAH, YOU DID, AND

YOU'VE NEVER WRITTEN ANYTHING

EVER. >> Murderface: WHAT ABOUT

"PLANET PISS"? >> Nathan: FIRST OF ALL, THAT'S

NOT DETHKLOK. >> Toki: DUDE, YOU NEVER EVEN

COMPLETED ONE SONG.

>> Murderface: WELL, THAT'S NOT

TO SAY I'M NOT CAPABLE OF

WRITING A SONG. >> Nathan: IN THIS CASE, IT IS

TO SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT CAPABLE

OF WR-- >> Murderface: BUT I COULD'VE

WRITTEN ANY DETHKLOK SONG!

I COULD'VE WRITTEN ANY OF THEM!

>> Nathan: BUT YOU DIDN'T WRITE

ANY -- YOU DIDN'T, THOUGH.

>> Murderface: BUT I COULD HAVE!

>> Nathan: BUT YOU DIDN'T!

>> Murderface: BUT I COULD HAVE!

>> Nathan: I COULD'VE INVENTED,

OH, YEAH, THE FLOOR, YOU KNOW,

BUT I DIDN'T. >> Murderface: BUT THAT DOESN'T

MEAN YOU SHOULDN'T GET CREDIT

FOR INVENTING THE FLOOR!

>> Nathan: I -- THAT SHOULD MEAN

THAT I DON'T GET CREDIT FOR IT!

>> Murderface: WAIT A MINUTE!

BUT ABOUT THE BASS LINES?

I WRITE ALL THE BASS LINES.

>> Skwisgaar: YOU DIDN'T WRITE

NO BASS LINES!

I FIGURES THEM OUT FOR YOU AND

SHOWS THEM TO YOU!

>> Murderface: OH, YEAH.

>> Nathan: I'D LIKE TO HEAR YOU

TRY TO WRITE ONE SONG.

>> Murderface: YOU'D LIKE TO

HEAR ME TRY TO WRITE ONE SONG,

HUH? >> Nathan: IT HAS TO BE A

COMPLETE SONG.

>> Murderface: YOU WANT ME TO

WRITE ONE COMPLETE SONG, HUH?

>> Nathan: YEAH. >> Murderface: YOU GOT IT!

>> Toki: YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO IT.

>> Murderface: OH, YES, I WILL,

BECAUSE I HAVE THIS, SMARTASS!

HA HA!

[ CELLPHONE PLAYS ELECTRIC

GUITAR RIFF ]

[ BEEP ] >> Toki: HELLO?

>> [ Crying ] HELLO? TOKI!

>> Toki: THIS IS TOKI.

>> IT'S DR. -- [ SOBBING ]

>> Toki: DR. ROCKSO?

>> DR. ROCKSO THE R-R-R--

>> Toki: DR. ROCKSO, THE

ROCK-'N'-ROLL CLOWN?

>> I NEED YOUR HELP!

>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!

DETHKLOK! ♪

>> Stampingston: IT APPEARS AS

IF DR. ROCKSO THE ROCK-'N'-ROLL

CLOWN HAS GONE MISSING.

>> Crozier: WE USED DR. ROCKSO

FOR A RECON MISSION SOME TIME

AGO.

THOUGH HIS CHARACTER IS WEAK, HE

PROVED TO BE HELPFUL IN BRINGING

BACK TOP-SECRET DETHKLOK

INFORMATION.

SINCE THEN, WE BELIEVE DETHKLOK

TO HAVE SHUNNED HIM.

>> Stampingston: WHERE COULD HE

BE NOW?

>> Orlaag: TOKI WARTOOTH'S

PERSONAL HISTORY SHOWS THAT HE

HAS A STRONG TRUST FOR CLOWNS.

AND EVEN THOUGH DETHKLOK NO

LONGER TRUSTS DR. ROCKSO, I

BELIEVE THEY WILL RECONNECT.

>> Selatcia: FOLLOW THE CLOWN.

FOLLOW THE CLOWN.

>> Toki: PICKLE? >> Pickles: HMM?

>> Toki: PICKLE! >> Pickles: TOKI, WHAT ARE YOU

DOING IN HERE? >> Toki: I NEED YOU TO GIVES TO

ME THE RIDES.

>> Pickles: TOKI, YOU REALLY

NEED TO GET YOUR DRIVER'S

LICENSE, DUDE. >> Toki: [ SPEAKING

INDISTINCTLY ]

JUST DRIVE!

>> Pickles: WHERE ARE WE GOING?

>> Toki: I SAID, "JUST DRIVE!"

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

[ ENGINE TURNS OFF ]

>> OH, HEY, MAN, I SAID 24 H.J.,

NOT NO MEASLY 10.

YOU B-BEAT IT!

[ SOBBING ]

>> Toki:, OH, WOWEE, DR. ROCKSO.

WHAT'S GOINGS ON?

YOU LOOKS TERRIBLES!

>> I'VE C-C-CONFESSIONS TO MAKE.

I'M DR. ROCKSO THE ROCK-'N'-ROLL

CLOWN.

I DO COCAINE.

>> Pickles: WELL, OKAY, THIS IS

A WASTE OF TIME. I'M GONNA GET GOING.

>> THAT AIN'T ALL.

I ALSO HUFF P-P-PAINT!

AND I DO C-C-CRYSTAL METH,

H-HEROIN, PAIN PILLS,

Oxy-C-C-Contin.

I DO IT ALL.

>> Pickles: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY!

DUDE, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?

>> DR. ROCKSO'S SCARED, AND HE

NEEDS YOUR HELP.

>> Nathan: ALL RIGHT, SO LET'S

HEAR IT. LET'S GO, SIMON AND GARFUNKEL.

>> Skwisgaar: JA, LET'S GO, LOGGINS AND MESSINA.

>> Nathan: YEAH, LET'S GO,

GEORGE AND IRA GERSHWIN.

>> Skwisgaar: JA, LET'S GO, RODGERS AND HAMMERSTEIN.

>> Murderface: WHY IN THE HELL

AM I TWO PEOPLE? >> Nathan: COME ON, LET GO,

CROSBY, STILLS & NASH.

>> Skwisgaar: AND YOUNG.

>> Nathan: AND WALTER BECKER AND

DONALD FAGEN. >> Murderface: ALL RIGHT, ALL

RIGHT! SHUT UP! I NEED TO CONCENTRATE!

[ PLUCKS STRING ]

OPEN STRAW.

>> Nathan: THAT'S A GREAT BOOK

YOU'VE GOT THERE.

>> Murderface: SHUT UP!

GOTTA THINK.

>> Skwisgaar: LESS THINKINGS,

MORE OF PLAYINGS!

COME ON, GRANDPA GUITAR.

LET'S DO THIS. >> Murderface: FINE.

FINE, HERE GOES.

[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]

♪ A MILLION MILES FROM NOWHERE ♪

♪ DRAGON LAMPS BURNS HOT ♪

♪ BY THE FIRE OF A HORSE'S

GHOST, A MINNOW WOULD BE LOST ♪

♪ CHA-CHA-CHA-CHANGES ♪

♪ MMM, TITS ♪

♪ A FISH ♪

♪ A FISH WITH KIDS ♪

♪ TITTY FISH ♪

[ CRASH! ]

AW, SHUCKS!

I BROKE THE GUITAR!

OH, NUTS!

>> Nathan: WHAT THE [BLEEP] WAS

THAT SOUND?

>> OH, MY HEAD!

>> Toki: DR. ROCKSO'S HEAD!

WHATS DO WE DO?!

WHATS DO WE DO?!

[ GUNSHOT ]

>> OHH!

>> Toki: YOU [BLEEP] KILLED HIM.

>> Pickles: YEAH, IT'S JUST A

TRANQUILIZER GUN.

YOU KNOW, LEFT OVER FROM THE CD

RELEASE PARTY.

>> Toki: OH, YEAH, THAT WAS A

FUNS PARTY. >> Pickles: YEAH.

>> DR. ROCKSO'S PARTYING RIGHT

NOW, BABY.

>> Nathan: HEY, WHAT THE [BLEEP]

IS HE DOING HERE?

>> I DO COCAINE.

>> Charles: DR. ROCKSO IS A

CRIMINAL. HE SHOULD NOT BE HERE.

I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO HAVE TO

BE FIRM ON THIS ONE.

THEREFORE, HE MUST GO.

>> Toki: BUT HE NOT SO BADS,

GUYS.

DON'T YOU GET IT'S THE DRUGS?

>> Charles: I WILL CONTACT THE

POLICE, AND WE'LL TURN HIM IN.

>> Toki: OH, WAIT.

GIVE HIM ONE MORE CHANCE TO

PROVE THAT HE CAN BE A BETTER

PERSONS WITHOUTS THE DRUGS.

THENS WE CAN TURNS HIM IN.

>> Charles: AS LONG AS HE GOES

TO JAIL, TOKI.

>> Toki: FINE. WHERE IS HE NOW?

>> Charles: HE'S TAKING A LITTLE

NAP.

>> AAAAH!

[ SOBBING ]

OOHHHHHH!

>> Charles: OH, MY GOSH.

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

STOP TORTURING HIM.

>> THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

YOU'RE AN ANGEL.

>> Charles: YES, YES.

YES, I KNOW. THERE, THERE.

GIVE HIM ONE MORE.

>> OHHH!

[ SOBBING ]

>> Charles: ALL RIGHT, ALL

RIGHT.

WELL, HERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES,

DR. ROCKSO.

THE BOYS ARE GOING OUT FOR SOME

ICE CREAM AND HOOKERS.

IS THAT SOMETHING YOU'D BE

INTERESTED IN DOING?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

I GUESS SO.

LET'S GO GET SOME HOOKERS AND

ICE C-C-C-CREAM!

WHAT'S ALL THIS?

WHO DAT?

>> I'M DR. JON TWINKLETITS.

AND YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLE.

THEY'RE HERE TODAY BECAUSE THEY

FEEL LIKE THEY'RE LOSING YOU.

AND THEY JUST LOVE YOU TO

PIECES.

>> Nathan: "LOVE" MIGHT BE A

LITTLE STRONG.

>> Y'ALL GIVING DR. ROCKSO AN

INTERVENTION?

>> JUST HAVE A SEAT.

WE JUST WANT YOU TO HEAR US OUT.

THEN YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU

WANT.

NATHAN, LET'S BEGIN WITH YOU.

READ YOUR LETTER THAT YOU HAVE

PREPARED.

>> Nathan: OKAY, UM...

"DR. ROCKSO, I HATE YOU, AND I

THINK YOU SHOULD DIE.

YOU ARE AN IDIOT, AND I HATE

YOUR VOICE.

THERE'S NO ROOM ON THIS PAPER TO

PROPERLY DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I

HATE YOU. GO DIE."

THERE, IS THAT GOOD?

>> THIS INTERVENTION WILL NOT

WORK UNLESS YOU SHOW SUPPORT.

MURDERFACE, SHOW SOME SUPPORT.

>> Murderface: IT'S PROBABLY

BETTER IF I PUT THIS IN SONG

AND UTILIZE MY NEW BOOK "HOW TO

WRITE A REGGAE SMASH HIT."

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

[ REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS ]

♪ DOWN THE CARIBBEAN WAY ♪

♪ YEAH, MON ♪

AW, THIS --

[BLEEP]

>> OH, MAN, THAT'S BULL [BLEEP]

ROCKSO DON'T NEED ANY OF THIS.

>> QUICK, HELP HIM OUT.

HE'S HITTING ROCK BOTTOM OR

SOMETHING.

TOKI, SAVE HIM.

>> Toki: "DR. ROCKSO, YOU'S MY

FRIEND."

>> STOP! [ SOBBING ]

I'LL D-D-DO IT!

I CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYBODY LOVES

DR. ROCKSO SO MUCH.

Y'ALL LOVE DR. ROCKSO?

>> Nathan: OH, BOY.

>> Toki: BUT YOU'S GOTS TO QUITS

DRUGS.

YOU REALLYS GOTS TO REALLYS,

REALLYS DO IT.

OR WE'S BE OUT OF YOUR LIFE FOR

GOODS.

>> ♪ I TIP MY HAT AND SAY GOOD

NIGHT ♪

♪ TO THE LOVELY LADY DRESSED IN

WHITE ♪

♪ MY SMOOTH WHITE PRINCESS IN

THE NIGHT ♪

♪ OH, YOU KNOW IT MAKES ME SO

SAD ♪

♪ PARTING WITH MY ALBINO

FRIEND ♪

♪ BUT ALL GOOD THINGS, THEY MUST

END ♪

♪ GOODBYE...ROAD ♪

♪ IT JUST MAKES ME SO SAD ♪

♪ YOU KNOW I CANNOT TAKE IT NO

MORE ♪

>> Toki: NOW YOU GOTS TO TURN

YOURSELF IN, DR. ROCKSO.

>> I KNOW, BUT THANKS FOR

HELPING AN OLD HAS-BEEN CLOWN

GET CLEAN.

AND TO SHOW MY THANKS, I MADE

YOU A BALLOON.

>> Toki: OH, WOWEE!

IT LOOKS JUST LIKE ME!

OH, NATHAN, LOOK!

>> Nathan: YEAH, IT'S GREAT.

>> I COULD MAKE YOU ONE!

>> Nathan: UH, YEAH, GO TO JAIL

NOW.

>> AMAZING NEWS TODAY, AS METAL

BAND DETHKLOK IS SHOWN HAVING

APPREHENDED ROCK-'N'-ROLL CLOWN

DR. ROCKSO.

[ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ]

>> DR. ROCKSO, ARE YOU GUILTY?

>> ALL I KNOW IS THIS -- MY NAME

IS DR. ROCKSO THE ROCK-'N'-ROLL

CLOWN.

AND I USED TO DO COCAINE.

>> Nathan: OH, YEAH!

>> I AM C-C-CLEAN!

[ SNIFFS ]

UH-OH.

♪ ROCK ALL NIGHT ♪

♪ IT'S MIDNIGHT ♪

♪ ROLL THAT MONEY ♪

♪ NO MORE CLOWNIN' AROUND... ♪