Original subtitles

>> Nathan: [ SINGING

INDISTINCTLY ]

♪ YOU'LL TAKE THEM DOWN ♪

♪ ONE BY ONE ♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪ WALK ♪

♪ WALK ♪

♪ WALK ♪

♪ WALK ♪

♪ WALK ♪

♪ WALK ♪

♪ WALK ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ WOULD KILL ♪

♪ TO HAVE YOUR FACE ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ WOULD KILL ♪

♪ TO HAVE YOUR BODY ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ WOULD KILL ♪

♪ TO HAVE YOUR SKULL ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ WOULD KILL ♪

♪ TO HAVE YOUR SKIN ♪

>> [ ROARS ]

[ GUITAR SOLO ]

>> THIS IS ONLY A PORTION OF THE

FOOTAGE THAT IS NOW KNOWN AS THE

DETHKLOK DETHFASHION BLOODBATH.

DETHKLOK HAS MADE IT CLEAR THAT

THEY NOW HAVE A GREAT INTEREST

IN THE FASHION AND CLOTHING

INDUSTRY.

>> Nathan: WE WANT TO MAKE THE

MOST BRUTAL CLOTHING IN RECORDED

HISTORY.

WE PLAN ON MAKING CLOTHES METAL,

LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY.

THAT'S ALL!

>> DETHKLOK HAS GONE ABOVE AND

BEYOND TO ACQUIRE THE DESIGNER

TO REALIZE THEIR CLOTHING LINE,

ERIC VON WIECHLINGHAMMER,

CONVICTED OF BRUTALLY STARVING

57 FASHION MODELS TO DEATH.

HE'S BEEN VILIFIED IN THE

MEDIA -- EVEN MOVIES HAVE BEEN

MADE.

>> THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!

WE MUST STAY UNDERGROUND UNTIL

THEN, AND NO EATING!

WE WILL FIT INTO MY SKINNY

PANTS.

>> VON WIECHLINGHAMMER HAS BEEN

PAROLED ALARMING EARLY FROM

PRISON BY THE GERMAN GOVERNMENT

TO WORK WITH DETHKLOK ON THEIR

NEW CLOTHING LINE.

>> Murderface: EVEN THOUGH WE

ARE VENTURING INTO THE WORLD OF

FASHION, I ASSURE YOU ALL, I AM

NOT GAY.

>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!

DETHKLOK! ♪

>> Stampingston: IT APPEARS AS

IF DETHKLOK IS ENTERING THE

WORLD OF...FASHION.

>> Crozier: THERE'S TALK THAT

THEY HELPED TO RELEASE

ERIC VON WIECHLINGHAMMER, THE

NOTORIOUS FASHION MURDERER, FROM

PRISON.

>> Orlaag: RESEARCH SHOWS THAT

MOST FASHION DESIGNERS HAVE

EITHER BEEN BRUTALLY BEATEN OR

MENTALLY ABUSED AS CHILDREN.

THEY DANCE ON THE BRINK OF

MADNESS.

>> Stampingston: IF DETHKLOK

CHOOSES WHAT PANTS, SHOES, AND

SHIRTS WE WEAR, THEN GOD HELP US

ALL.

>> Selatcia: LET THE BLACKNESS

THAT IS THE FASHION INDUSTRY

TAKE ITS INTENDED PATH.

>> Murderface: MY GOD, HOW COULD

YOU EAT THAT? >> Pickles: WHAT?

IT'S A HOT DOG.

>> Murderface: HOW COULD YOU

EVEN PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH?

>> Pickles: YOU TRYING TO TELL

ME YOU NEVER HAD A HOT DOG?

>> Murderface: I AIN'T PUTTING

ANYTHING SHAPED LIKE THAT IN MY

MOUTH.

>> Toki: WHAT ABOUT BANANA?

>> Murderface: NO!

>> Nathan: WHAT ABOUT SAUSAGE?

>> Murderface: NO, NOT SAUSAGE.

>> Skwisgaar: WHAT ABOUT A

SAUSAGE THAT WAS CUT UP IN

LITTLE PIECES?

>> Murderface: NO, 'CAUSE IT

LOOKS LIKE A CHOPPED-UP [BLEEP]

>> Nathan: WHAT ABOUT A

SANDWICH?

>> Murderface: A FLAT ONE?

>> Nathan: YEAH.

>> Murderface: YEAH, A FLAT

SANDWICH.

>> Nathan: OKAY, WHAT ABOUT A

SANDWICH SHAPED LIKE A DICK?

>> Murderface: NO! THAT'S THE POINT!

WHAT KIND OF SANDWICHES ARE

SHAPED LIKE DICKS?

>> Nathan: I DON'T KNOW.

>> Murderface: IT'S A HOT DOG.

NO.

>> Pickles: MAN, YOU THINK ABOUT

PENISES IN MOUTHS ALL THE TIME,

DON'T YOU?

>> Murderface: SHUT UP! GOD!

>> Pickles: WELL, YOU DO.

>> Murderface: GIVE ME MY WIPES.

>> Pickles: WELL, YOU DID.

YOU SAID "PENIS" AND "MOUTH"

ABOUT 100 TIMES TODAY.

>> Murderface: BECAUSE IT WAS

LIKE, "OH, YOU'VE NEVER HAD A

HOT DOG."

I JUST WANTED TO SAY, "NO," AND

IT WOULD BE FINE, AND THEN,

"WHAT ABOUT THIS?

THAT'S LIKE A DICK."

YOU GUYS DO IT ALL.

>> Nathan: WOW, YOU REALLY KEEP

THINKING ABOUT DICK ALL DAY

LONG.

>> Toki: YOU DO KEEP BRINGING UP

THE SUBJECT.

>> Murderface: YOU BRING IT UP!

I JUST SAID I DON'T.

NO, I WANTED IT OVER.

GOD.

>> Skwisgaar: I WOULD EAT THE

HOT DOGS.

JUST PUTTING THAT OUT THERE.

[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]

>> Pickles: HEY, AM I GOING

CRAZY, OR ARE THESE CLOTHES

REALLY TIGHT? LIKE, EXTRA-TIGHT?

>> Skwisgaar: YEAH, IT FEELS

LIKE I'M THE SAUSAGE.

>> Murderface: AW, JUST STOP

WITH THE INNUENDOS, PLEASE.

>> Skwisgaar: IT WASN'T -- I

JUST SAID -- YOU LEAPS TO A

CONCLUSIONS.

>> Murderface: THESE CLOTHES ARE

UN-[BLEEP]-COMFORTABLE.

>> Toki: MINES FIT.

>> Nathan: BRUTAL -- I CAN'T

EVEN ZIP UP THESE PANTS.

>> PERHAPS THE MEASUREMENTS YOU

SENT WERE INCORRECT.

>> THESE ARE VERY FAT

GENTLEMANS.

>> I WILL HAVE TO REMEASURE YOU.

>> OH, DEAR.

>> WAIST, 38.

>> Nathan: DEAR GOD, I'M

NORMALLY LIKE 30 -- 20.

I'M LIKE 17 -- UGH.

>> THEN IT WOULD APPEAR THAT

YOU'VE PUT ON A LITTLE WEIGHT.

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

>> Nathan: THESE CLOTHES ARE

BRUTAL.

>> OH, THERE.

LOOK AT ALL OF YOU.

YOU'RE MUCH HEAVIER THAN I WAS

LED TO BELIEVE YOU WERE.

YOU DIDN'T LIE ON YOUR

MEASUREMENT CHARTS, DID YOU?

>> Murderface: HOW DARE YOU!

>> Nathan: I AM APPALLED THAT

YOU WOULD SAY SUCH A THING, BUT

YEAH, WE PROBABLY LIED.

>> I BASED THE CLOTHING ON THIS

PICTURE IN YOUR LAST ALBUM.

YOU LOOK COMPLETELY DIFFERENT IN

PERSON.

>> Murderface: WELL, I MAY HAVE

BEEN SLIGHTLY AIRBRUSHED.

>> Skwisgaar: YEAH, MY PECS

NEEDED A LITTLE GIRTHS.

WHATEVERS.

>> I AM DISAPPOINTED IN ALL OF

YOU.

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF LIARS, A

BUNCH OF FAT LIARS.

YOU'LL HAVE TO LOSE WEIGHT.

I CANNOT LET THESE CLOTHES OUT.

IT IS A VERY...RARE LEATHER.

NOW BE GONE!

[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]

>> Charles: YOU ALL WANTED TO

SEE ME?

>> Nathan: I'M JUST GONNA SAY

IT.

WE ARE HAVING A WEIGHT PROBLEM.

>> Charles: YOU ALL LOOK EXACTLY

THE SAME AS USUAL.

>> Murderface: HE'S SAYING THAT

WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN THIS FAT.

>> Charles: I NEVER USED THE

WORD "FAT."

>> Toki: IT GETS INSIDE YOUR

HEADS, GUYS.

>> Charles: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

>> Nathan: WE NEED TO LOSE

WEIGHT, ALL RIGHT?

>> Charles: OKAY, WE'LL GET YOU

ON AN EXERCISE REGIMEN, CUT OUT

FATTY FOODS AND SUGAR --

>> Nathan: WHAT THE [BLEEP] ARE

YOU TALKING ABOUT?

>> Charles: IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO

LOSE WEIGHT.

>> Murderface: I'D RATHER DIE OF

FATNESS.

>> Nathan: I SECOND THAT.

I'D RATHER DIE THAN CUT OUT

SUGAR.

>> Charles: YOU ALL FEEL THIS

WAY?

>> Nathan: YEAH.

>> Charles: WELL, UH, HAVE FUN

BEING FAT.

IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MINDS, I'LL

HIRE A PERSONAL TRAINER.

I GOT STUFF TO DO.

>> Nathan: OKAY, WE NEED TO

FIGURE OUT THIS FOOD [BLEEP]

TOKI, SKWISGAAR, YOU DID SOME

ONLINE FOOD RESEARCH.

LET'S HEAR IT.

>> Skwisgaar: EVERYONE SAYS ON

THIS PAGE THAT WE GOTS TO CUTS

OUT THEMS "CARCOBADRATES."

>> Toki: YEAH, NO MORE OF THEMS

"CARBOKIGRATES."

>> Nathan: WHAT ARE

"CARCOMIMRATES"?

>> Skwisgaar: OH, YOU KNOW, LIKE

THE "PISGETTI." >> Toki: BREADS.

>> Skwisgaar: PAPER TOWELS.

>> Toki: KLEENEX AND THAT.

>> Pickles: OH, THAT'S EASY.

>> Murderface: CAN'T WE JUST

HAVE A LITTLE BREAD?

>> Nathan: WE DON'T HAVE TO BE

HUNGER NAZIS TO OUR STOMACHS.

>> Murderface: A SANDWICH HEAR

OR THERE.

>> Skwisgaar: ALL RIGHTS,

WHATEVER, YOU KNOW?

YEAH, OKAY.

ALSO, IT SAYS THAT WE -- THE

LESS WE EAT, THE MORES LESS FAT

WE GET AT OURSELVES.

>> Murderface: SO WE STARVE

OURSELVES A LITTLE.

THAT'S NO PROBLEM.

>> Pickles: THAT'S FINE.

>> Nathan: SURE, SURE.

>> Murderface: WHAT IF WE JUST

ATE ONE REALLY BIG MEAL AND THEN

EAT NOTHING THE REST OF THE DAY?

>> Nathan: HMM, WELL...

>> Toki: YEAH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE

IT'LL WORK.

>> Skwisgaar: YEAH, I GUESS.

>> Murderface: MAYBE WE SHOULD

EAT THAT MEAL RIGHT BEFORE WE GO

TO SLEEP SO THERE'S NOTHING LEFT

TO DO BUT DIGEST.

>> Nathan: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A

GOOD IDEA.

YOU JUST SLEEP IT OFF.

>> Toki: YEAH, YOUR BODY'S JUST

DIGESTING.

>> Nathan: WE'D BE LOSING WEIGHT

BY SLEEPING.

>> Toki: THAT'S GOOD IDEAS.

>> Murderface: HOW ABOUT

POPSICLES FOR SNACKS WHEN WE'RE

NOT HAVING OUR ONE BIG MEAL?

>> Pickles: AIN'T THAT THE SHAPE

OF A YOU-KNOW-WHAT?

>> Nathan: YEAH.

>> Skwisgaar: GUYS, I DON'T

KNOW.

THAT DOES NOT SOUND RIGHT.

>> Nathan: SKWISGAAR, SKWISGAAR.

POPSICLES ARE LIKE DRINKING A

GLASS OF WATER, OKAY?

ARE WE SUPPOSED TO CUT OUT

WATER, TOO?

>> Pickles: WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED

TO DO ON A HOT DAY? NOT EAT POPSICLES?

>> Murderface: HOW COULD YOU NOT

EAT A POPSICLE?

>> Skwisgaar: ALL RIGHT.

"POPSCOCKLES" WE CAN HAVE.

>> Toki: ALL RIGHT! POPSICLES!

>> Nathan: LET ME GET THIS

STRAIGHT.

ONE REALLY BIG MEAL A DAY, THEN

WE GOT TO SLEEP.

NO PAPER TOWELS, BUT A LITTLE

BIT OF BREAD BECAUSE WE'RE NOT

NAZIS, AND AS MANY POPSICLES AS

WE WANT?

>> Skwisgaar: UH, YEAH.

>> Pickles: DUDES, WE'RE ON A

DIET. [ CHUCKLES ]

>> Nathan: I'M STARTING TO GET

REALLY HUNGRY.

LET'S GET A PEPPERONI PIZZA.

>> Murderface: EXTRA CHEESE!

>> YORICK, GUNTER, BRING ME MORE

OF MY SPECIAL LEATHER.

>> MY LORD, I AM AFRAID THAT WE

HAVE RUN OUT.

>> WE MUST GET MORE SPECIAL

LEATHER.

>> THIS IS WONDERFUL GERMAN

NEWS.

>> THE LINE IS LAUNCHING.

WE MUST BE PREPARED.

GO.

[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]

>> IT'S BEEN QUITE A STUNNING

MONTH FOR THE METAL BAND, NOW

FASHION GURUS DETHKLOK.

AFTER RELEASING THEIR BRUTAL

CLOTHING LINE TO THE PUBLIC,

STORES IMMEDIATELY SOLD OUT AND

ARE EAGERLY AWAITING MORE.

>> Nathan: WHO HAS THE REMOTE?

PUT IT ON THE FOOD NETWORK.

>> Skwisgaar: OH, WHAT ARE WE

DOING THIS FOR?

WE'RE JUST TEASING OURSELVES.

>> Murderface: WE'VE GOT TO LOSE

WEIGHT BY NOW.

LET'S JUST GO TO THE SCALE.

>> YOU'VE ALL PUT ON ABOUT

20 POUNDS.

>> Toki: EVENS ME?

>> Murderface: TOKI, SHUT UP.

>> YOUR ONE MEAL A DAY SLOWED

DOWN YOUR METABOLISM TO A

GRINDING HALT, SO YOUR BODY HELD

ON TO EVERYTHING YOU GAVE IT.

POPSICLES ARE JUST PURE SUGAR.

>> Skwisgaar: SO, THEY'S PURE

GREAT!

>> LOOK, THEY MADE YOU FAT.

WHATEVER.

THE ONLY ONE I'M CONCERNED ABOUT

IS YOU, MURDERFACE.

YOUR ENAMEL ON YOUR TEETH IS

DISINTEGRATING.

>> Murderface: THAT'S 'CAUSE I

WAS HONKING UP MY FOOD.

>> BUT THEN YOU WOULD HAVE LOST

WEIGHT.

>> Murderface: I WAS HUNGRY

AGAIN.

WHAT IS WITH YOU, THE SPANISH

INQUISITION?

>> Nathan: YEAH, RICE.

SPANISH RICE, YEAH.

THIS IS UPSETTING.

I THINK WE SHOULD GO HAVE

ANOTHER SECRET MEET-AND-EAT IN

THE CLOSET. COME ON, GUYS.

>> Skwisgaar: OH, I'M SO ASHAMED

OF MYSELF.

HAVINGS TO EAT IN THE CLOSET!

[ SCOFFS ]

I NEED A CUPCAKE TO CALMS ME

DOWN.

>> Toki: WHATS AM I SITTING ON?

>> Murderface: OH, THOSE ARE MY

PUKE BAGS.

I HONK IN THEM AND STORE THEM

HERE ON ACCOUNT OF I'M ASHAMED

AND STUFF.

>> Nathan: WE SHOULD PICK A

DIFFERENT CLOSET THAN MURDERFACE

NEXT TIME WE HAVE A MEET-AND-EAT.

PICKLES, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER

THERE?

>> Pickles: LOCKING THE DOOR.

IF SOMEONE FINDS US HERE, WE'RE

GONNA GET IN TROUBLE.

>> Nathan: THIS IS PATHETIC.

I MEAN... [INDISTINCT]

[ Muffled ] WE'RE EATING HERE

LIKE A BUNCH OF SCARED, FAT,

HUNGRY PIGS.

>> Skwisgaar: YEAH.

IT ALL STARTED WHEN

WIECHLINGHAMMER MADE THE

COMMENT ABOUT US BEING FAT.

IT'S HIS FAULT!

>> Toki: YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S

VON WIECHLINGHAMMER'S FAULT.

>> Nathan: WE GOT TO LET

VON WIECHLINGHAMMER GO.

FEEL BAD DOING IT.

HE'S SUCH A GOOD PAL.

LET'S GO DO IT.

>> Murderface: WHAT?

NOTHING.

BIG DEAL.

>> WE WISH YOU HAD CALLED.

NOW IS BAD TIME.

NEXT TIME, PLEASE CALL.

>> YOU MUSTN'T DISTURB THE

MASTER.

>> Pickles: DON'T BE A DICK, BE

A DUDE. LET US IN HERE.

[ WOMAN SCREAMS ]

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[ ALL SCREAMING ]

>> Nathan: OH, MY GOD!

WHAT A HORRIBLE -- YOU'RE FIRED,

BY THE WAY.

OH, GOD!