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>> Nathan: [ SINGING
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INDISTINCTLY ]
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♪ YOU'LL TAKE THEM DOWN ♪
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♪ ONE BY ONE ♪
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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♪ WALK ♪
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♪ WALK ♪
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♪ WALK ♪
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♪ WALK ♪
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♪ WALK ♪
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♪ WALK ♪
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♪ WALK ♪
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♪ I ♪
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♪ WOULD KILL ♪
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♪ TO HAVE YOUR FACE ♪
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♪ I ♪
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♪ WOULD KILL ♪
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♪ TO HAVE YOUR BODY ♪
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♪ I ♪
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♪ WOULD KILL ♪
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♪ TO HAVE YOUR SKULL ♪
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♪ I ♪
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♪ WOULD KILL ♪
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♪ TO HAVE YOUR SKIN ♪
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>> [ ROARS ]
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[ GUITAR SOLO ]
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>> THIS IS ONLY A PORTION OF THE
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FOOTAGE THAT IS NOW KNOWN AS THE
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DETHKLOK DETHFASHION BLOODBATH.
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DETHKLOK HAS MADE IT CLEAR THAT
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THEY NOW HAVE A GREAT INTEREST
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IN THE FASHION AND CLOTHING
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INDUSTRY.
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>> Nathan: WE WANT TO MAKE THE
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MOST BRUTAL CLOTHING IN RECORDED
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HISTORY.
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WE PLAN ON MAKING CLOTHES METAL,
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LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY.
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THAT'S ALL!
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>> DETHKLOK HAS GONE ABOVE AND
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BEYOND TO ACQUIRE THE DESIGNER
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TO REALIZE THEIR CLOTHING LINE,
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ERIC VON WIECHLINGHAMMER,
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CONVICTED OF BRUTALLY STARVING
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57 FASHION MODELS TO DEATH.
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HE'S BEEN VILIFIED IN THE
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MEDIA -- EVEN MOVIES HAVE BEEN
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MADE.
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>> THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!
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WE MUST STAY UNDERGROUND UNTIL
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THEN, AND NO EATING!
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WE WILL FIT INTO MY SKINNY
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PANTS.
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>> VON WIECHLINGHAMMER HAS BEEN
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PAROLED ALARMING EARLY FROM
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PRISON BY THE GERMAN GOVERNMENT
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TO WORK WITH DETHKLOK ON THEIR
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NEW CLOTHING LINE.
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>> Murderface: EVEN THOUGH WE
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ARE VENTURING INTO THE WORLD OF
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FASHION, I ASSURE YOU ALL, I AM
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NOT GAY.
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>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
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DETHKLOK! ♪
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>> Stampingston: IT APPEARS AS
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IF DETHKLOK IS ENTERING THE
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WORLD OF...FASHION.
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>> Crozier: THERE'S TALK THAT
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THEY HELPED TO RELEASE
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ERIC VON WIECHLINGHAMMER, THE
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NOTORIOUS FASHION MURDERER, FROM
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PRISON.
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>> Orlaag: RESEARCH SHOWS THAT
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MOST FASHION DESIGNERS HAVE
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EITHER BEEN BRUTALLY BEATEN OR
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MENTALLY ABUSED AS CHILDREN.
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THEY DANCE ON THE BRINK OF
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MADNESS.
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>> Stampingston: IF DETHKLOK
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CHOOSES WHAT PANTS, SHOES, AND
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SHIRTS WE WEAR, THEN GOD HELP US
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ALL.
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>> Selatcia: LET THE BLACKNESS
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THAT IS THE FASHION INDUSTRY
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TAKE ITS INTENDED PATH.
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>> Murderface: MY GOD, HOW COULD
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YOU EAT THAT?
>> Pickles: WHAT?
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IT'S A HOT DOG.
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>> Murderface: HOW COULD YOU
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EVEN PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH?
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>> Pickles: YOU TRYING TO TELL
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ME YOU NEVER HAD A HOT DOG?
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>> Murderface: I AIN'T PUTTING
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ANYTHING SHAPED LIKE THAT IN MY
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MOUTH.
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>> Toki: WHAT ABOUT BANANA?
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>> Murderface: NO!
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>> Nathan: WHAT ABOUT SAUSAGE?
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>> Murderface: NO, NOT SAUSAGE.
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>> Skwisgaar: WHAT ABOUT A
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SAUSAGE THAT WAS CUT UP IN
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LITTLE PIECES?
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>> Murderface: NO, 'CAUSE IT
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LOOKS LIKE A CHOPPED-UP [BLEEP]
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>> Nathan: WHAT ABOUT A
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SANDWICH?
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>> Murderface: A FLAT ONE?
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>> Nathan: YEAH.
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>> Murderface: YEAH, A FLAT
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SANDWICH.
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>> Nathan: OKAY, WHAT ABOUT A
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SANDWICH SHAPED LIKE A DICK?
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>> Murderface: NO!
THAT'S THE POINT!
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WHAT KIND OF SANDWICHES ARE
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SHAPED LIKE DICKS?
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>> Nathan: I DON'T KNOW.
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>> Murderface: IT'S A HOT DOG.
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NO.
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>> Pickles: MAN, YOU THINK ABOUT
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PENISES IN MOUTHS ALL THE TIME,
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DON'T YOU?
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>> Murderface: SHUT UP! GOD!
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>> Pickles: WELL, YOU DO.
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>> Murderface: GIVE ME MY WIPES.
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>> Pickles: WELL, YOU DID.
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YOU SAID "PENIS" AND "MOUTH"
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ABOUT 100 TIMES TODAY.
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>> Murderface: BECAUSE IT WAS
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LIKE, "OH, YOU'VE NEVER HAD A
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HOT DOG."
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I JUST WANTED TO SAY, "NO," AND
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IT WOULD BE FINE, AND THEN,
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"WHAT ABOUT THIS?
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THAT'S LIKE A DICK."
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YOU GUYS DO IT ALL.
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>> Nathan: WOW, YOU REALLY KEEP
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THINKING ABOUT DICK ALL DAY
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LONG.
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>> Toki: YOU DO KEEP BRINGING UP
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THE SUBJECT.
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>> Murderface: YOU BRING IT UP!
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I JUST SAID I DON'T.
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NO, I WANTED IT OVER.
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GOD.
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>> Skwisgaar: I WOULD EAT THE
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HOT DOGS.
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JUST PUTTING THAT OUT THERE.
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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
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>> Pickles: HEY, AM I GOING
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CRAZY, OR ARE THESE CLOTHES
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REALLY TIGHT?
LIKE, EXTRA-TIGHT?
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>> Skwisgaar: YEAH, IT FEELS
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LIKE I'M THE SAUSAGE.
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>> Murderface: AW, JUST STOP
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WITH THE INNUENDOS, PLEASE.
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>> Skwisgaar: IT WASN'T -- I
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JUST SAID -- YOU LEAPS TO A
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CONCLUSIONS.
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>> Murderface: THESE CLOTHES ARE
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UN-[BLEEP]-COMFORTABLE.
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>> Toki: MINES FIT.
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>> Nathan: BRUTAL -- I CAN'T
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EVEN ZIP UP THESE PANTS.
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>> PERHAPS THE MEASUREMENTS YOU
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SENT WERE INCORRECT.
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>> THESE ARE VERY FAT
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GENTLEMANS.
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>> I WILL HAVE TO REMEASURE YOU.
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>> OH, DEAR.
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>> WAIST, 38.
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>> Nathan: DEAR GOD, I'M
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NORMALLY LIKE 30 -- 20.
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I'M LIKE 17 -- UGH.
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>> THEN IT WOULD APPEAR THAT
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YOU'VE PUT ON A LITTLE WEIGHT.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> Nathan: THESE CLOTHES ARE
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BRUTAL.
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>> OH, THERE.
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LOOK AT ALL OF YOU.
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YOU'RE MUCH HEAVIER THAN I WAS
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LED TO BELIEVE YOU WERE.
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YOU DIDN'T LIE ON YOUR
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MEASUREMENT CHARTS, DID YOU?
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>> Murderface: HOW DARE YOU!
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>> Nathan: I AM APPALLED THAT
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YOU WOULD SAY SUCH A THING, BUT
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YEAH, WE PROBABLY LIED.
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>> I BASED THE CLOTHING ON THIS
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PICTURE IN YOUR LAST ALBUM.
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YOU LOOK COMPLETELY DIFFERENT IN
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PERSON.
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>> Murderface: WELL, I MAY HAVE
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BEEN SLIGHTLY AIRBRUSHED.
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>> Skwisgaar: YEAH, MY PECS
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NEEDED A LITTLE GIRTHS.
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WHATEVERS.
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>> I AM DISAPPOINTED IN ALL OF
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YOU.
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YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF LIARS, A
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BUNCH OF FAT LIARS.
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YOU'LL HAVE TO LOSE WEIGHT.
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I CANNOT LET THESE CLOTHES OUT.
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IT IS A VERY...RARE LEATHER.
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NOW BE GONE!
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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
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>> Charles: YOU ALL WANTED TO
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SEE ME?
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>> Nathan: I'M JUST GONNA SAY
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IT.
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WE ARE HAVING A WEIGHT PROBLEM.
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>> Charles: YOU ALL LOOK EXACTLY
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THE SAME AS USUAL.
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>> Murderface: HE'S SAYING THAT
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WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN THIS FAT.
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>> Charles: I NEVER USED THE
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WORD "FAT."
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>> Toki: IT GETS INSIDE YOUR
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HEADS, GUYS.
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>> Charles: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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>> Nathan: WE NEED TO LOSE
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WEIGHT, ALL RIGHT?
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>> Charles: OKAY, WE'LL GET YOU
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ON AN EXERCISE REGIMEN, CUT OUT
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FATTY FOODS AND SUGAR --
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>> Nathan: WHAT THE [BLEEP] ARE
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YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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>> Charles: IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO
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LOSE WEIGHT.
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>> Murderface: I'D RATHER DIE OF
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FATNESS.
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>> Nathan: I SECOND THAT.
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I'D RATHER DIE THAN CUT OUT
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SUGAR.
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>> Charles: YOU ALL FEEL THIS
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WAY?
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>> Nathan: YEAH.
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>> Charles: WELL, UH, HAVE FUN
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BEING FAT.
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IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MINDS, I'LL
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HIRE A PERSONAL TRAINER.
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I GOT STUFF TO DO.
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>> Nathan: OKAY, WE NEED TO
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FIGURE OUT THIS FOOD [BLEEP]
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TOKI, SKWISGAAR, YOU DID SOME
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ONLINE FOOD RESEARCH.
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LET'S HEAR IT.
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>> Skwisgaar: EVERYONE SAYS ON
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THIS PAGE THAT WE GOTS TO CUTS
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OUT THEMS "CARCOBADRATES."
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>> Toki: YEAH, NO MORE OF THEMS
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"CARBOKIGRATES."
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>> Nathan: WHAT ARE
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"CARCOMIMRATES"?
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>> Skwisgaar: OH, YOU KNOW, LIKE
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THE "PISGETTI."
>> Toki: BREADS.
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>> Skwisgaar: PAPER TOWELS.
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>> Toki: KLEENEX AND THAT.
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>> Pickles: OH, THAT'S EASY.
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>> Murderface: CAN'T WE JUST
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HAVE A LITTLE BREAD?
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>> Nathan: WE DON'T HAVE TO BE
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HUNGER NAZIS TO OUR STOMACHS.
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>> Murderface: A SANDWICH HEAR
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OR THERE.
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>> Skwisgaar: ALL RIGHTS,
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WHATEVER, YOU KNOW?
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YEAH, OKAY.
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ALSO, IT SAYS THAT WE -- THE
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LESS WE EAT, THE MORES LESS FAT
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WE GET AT OURSELVES.
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>> Murderface: SO WE STARVE
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OURSELVES A LITTLE.
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THAT'S NO PROBLEM.
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>> Pickles: THAT'S FINE.
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>> Nathan: SURE, SURE.
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>> Murderface: WHAT IF WE JUST
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ATE ONE REALLY BIG MEAL AND THEN
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EAT NOTHING THE REST OF THE DAY?
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>> Nathan: HMM, WELL...
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>> Toki: YEAH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE
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IT'LL WORK.
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>> Skwisgaar: YEAH, I GUESS.
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>> Murderface: MAYBE WE SHOULD
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EAT THAT MEAL RIGHT BEFORE WE GO
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TO SLEEP SO THERE'S NOTHING LEFT
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TO DO BUT DIGEST.
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>> Nathan: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A
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GOOD IDEA.
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YOU JUST SLEEP IT OFF.
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>> Toki: YEAH, YOUR BODY'S JUST
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DIGESTING.
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>> Nathan: WE'D BE LOSING WEIGHT
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BY SLEEPING.
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>> Toki: THAT'S GOOD IDEAS.
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>> Murderface: HOW ABOUT
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POPSICLES FOR SNACKS WHEN WE'RE
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NOT HAVING OUR ONE BIG MEAL?
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>> Pickles: AIN'T THAT THE SHAPE
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OF A YOU-KNOW-WHAT?
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>> Nathan: YEAH.
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>> Skwisgaar: GUYS, I DON'T
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KNOW.
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THAT DOES NOT SOUND RIGHT.
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>> Nathan: SKWISGAAR, SKWISGAAR.
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POPSICLES ARE LIKE DRINKING A
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GLASS OF WATER, OKAY?
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ARE WE SUPPOSED TO CUT OUT
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WATER, TOO?
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>> Pickles: WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED
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TO DO ON A HOT DAY?
NOT EAT POPSICLES?
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>> Murderface: HOW COULD YOU NOT
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EAT A POPSICLE?
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>> Skwisgaar: ALL RIGHT.
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"POPSCOCKLES" WE CAN HAVE.
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>> Toki: ALL RIGHT!
POPSICLES!
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>> Nathan: LET ME GET THIS
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STRAIGHT.
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ONE REALLY BIG MEAL A DAY, THEN
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WE GOT TO SLEEP.
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NO PAPER TOWELS, BUT A LITTLE
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BIT OF BREAD BECAUSE WE'RE NOT
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NAZIS, AND AS MANY POPSICLES AS
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WE WANT?
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>> Skwisgaar: UH, YEAH.
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>> Pickles: DUDES, WE'RE ON A
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DIET.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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>> Nathan: I'M STARTING TO GET
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REALLY HUNGRY.
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LET'S GET A PEPPERONI PIZZA.
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>> Murderface: EXTRA CHEESE!
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>> YORICK, GUNTER, BRING ME MORE
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OF MY SPECIAL LEATHER.
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>> MY LORD, I AM AFRAID THAT WE
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HAVE RUN OUT.
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>> WE MUST GET MORE SPECIAL
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LEATHER.
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>> THIS IS WONDERFUL GERMAN
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NEWS.
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>> THE LINE IS LAUNCHING.
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WE MUST BE PREPARED.
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GO.
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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
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>> IT'S BEEN QUITE A STUNNING
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MONTH FOR THE METAL BAND, NOW
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FASHION GURUS DETHKLOK.
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AFTER RELEASING THEIR BRUTAL
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CLOTHING LINE TO THE PUBLIC,
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STORES IMMEDIATELY SOLD OUT AND
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ARE EAGERLY AWAITING MORE.
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>> Nathan: WHO HAS THE REMOTE?
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PUT IT ON THE FOOD NETWORK.
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>> Skwisgaar: OH, WHAT ARE WE
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DOING THIS FOR?
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WE'RE JUST TEASING OURSELVES.
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>> Murderface: WE'VE GOT TO LOSE
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WEIGHT BY NOW.
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LET'S JUST GO TO THE SCALE.
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>> YOU'VE ALL PUT ON ABOUT
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20 POUNDS.
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>> Toki: EVENS ME?
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>> Murderface: TOKI, SHUT UP.
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>> YOUR ONE MEAL A DAY SLOWED
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DOWN YOUR METABOLISM TO A
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GRINDING HALT, SO YOUR BODY HELD
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ON TO EVERYTHING YOU GAVE IT.
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POPSICLES ARE JUST PURE SUGAR.
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>> Skwisgaar: SO, THEY'S PURE
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GREAT!
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>> LOOK, THEY MADE YOU FAT.
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WHATEVER.
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THE ONLY ONE I'M CONCERNED ABOUT
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IS YOU, MURDERFACE.
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YOUR ENAMEL ON YOUR TEETH IS
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DISINTEGRATING.
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>> Murderface: THAT'S 'CAUSE I
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WAS HONKING UP MY FOOD.
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>> BUT THEN YOU WOULD HAVE LOST
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WEIGHT.
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>> Murderface: I WAS HUNGRY
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AGAIN.
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WHAT IS WITH YOU, THE SPANISH
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INQUISITION?
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>> Nathan: YEAH, RICE.
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SPANISH RICE, YEAH.
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THIS IS UPSETTING.
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I THINK WE SHOULD GO HAVE
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ANOTHER SECRET MEET-AND-EAT IN
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THE CLOSET.
COME ON, GUYS.
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>> Skwisgaar: OH, I'M SO ASHAMED
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OF MYSELF.
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HAVINGS TO EAT IN THE CLOSET!
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[ SCOFFS ]
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I NEED A CUPCAKE TO CALMS ME
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DOWN.
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>> Toki: WHATS AM I SITTING ON?
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>> Murderface: OH, THOSE ARE MY
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PUKE BAGS.
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I HONK IN THEM AND STORE THEM
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HERE ON ACCOUNT OF I'M ASHAMED
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AND STUFF.
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>> Nathan: WE SHOULD PICK A
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DIFFERENT CLOSET THAN MURDERFACE
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NEXT TIME WE HAVE A
MEET-AND-EAT.
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PICKLES, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER
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THERE?
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>> Pickles: LOCKING THE DOOR.
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IF SOMEONE FINDS US HERE, WE'RE
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GONNA GET IN TROUBLE.
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>> Nathan: THIS IS PATHETIC.
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I MEAN... [INDISTINCT]
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[ Muffled ] WE'RE EATING HERE
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LIKE A BUNCH OF SCARED, FAT,
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HUNGRY PIGS.
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>> Skwisgaar: YEAH.
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IT ALL STARTED WHEN
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WIECHLINGHAMMER MADE THE
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COMMENT ABOUT US BEING FAT.
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IT'S HIS FAULT!
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>> Toki: YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S
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VON WIECHLINGHAMMER'S FAULT.
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>> Nathan: WE GOT TO LET
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VON WIECHLINGHAMMER GO.
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FEEL BAD DOING IT.
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HE'S SUCH A GOOD PAL.
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LET'S GO DO IT.
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>> Murderface: WHAT?
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NOTHING.
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BIG DEAL.
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>> WE WISH YOU HAD CALLED.
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NOW IS BAD TIME.
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NEXT TIME, PLEASE CALL.
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>> YOU MUSTN'T DISTURB THE
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MASTER.
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>> Pickles: DON'T BE A DICK, BE
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A DUDE.
LET US IN HERE.
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[ WOMAN SCREAMS ]
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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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>> Nathan: OH, MY GOD!
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WHAT A HORRIBLE -- YOU'RE FIRED,
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BY THE WAY.
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OH, GOD!
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