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[ CHEERING ]
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>> COME ON, LET'S SEE THOSE
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HORNS!
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LET'S SEE THOSE HORNS!
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[ CHEERING ]
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WITH DETHKLOK'S HELP AND MY
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666-POINT BUSINESS PLAN, WE WILL
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MAKE THIS WORLD BETTER.
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COME ON!
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LET'S SEE A PIT DOWN HERE.
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>> Nathan: WHY DO THEY HAVE US
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RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF ALL THESE
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DILDOS?
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>> Pickles: YEAH, I MEAN, WE'RE
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RIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY.
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>> Skwisgaar: IT'S LIKE THEY'RE
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GAWKINGS AT US LIKES A BUNCH OF
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FISH THAT CAN'T CLOSE THEIR
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EYES.
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>> Nathan: LOOK AT THAT GUY.
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>> Pickles: LOOK AT THAT DOUCHE.
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>> Nathan: LOOK AT THAT DOUCHE
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BAG.
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>> Skwisgaar: LOOKS AT THAT
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DOUCHE BAG.
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>> Toki: LOOKS AT THAT DOUCHE
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BAG.
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>> Skwisgaar: LOOK AT THAT
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DOUCHE BAG.
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>> Toki: LOOKS AT THAT DOUCHE
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BAG.
>> Nathan: DOUCHE BAG.
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>> Murderface: DOUCHE BAG.
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>> All: DOUCHE BAG. DOUCHE BAG.
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DOUCHE BAG. DOUCHE BAG.
DOUCHE BAG. DOUCHE BAG.
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>> Nathan: I'M JUST SO IRRITATED
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BY THESE STUPID FANS!
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>> Pickles: DUDE, WHAT'S WRONG
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WITH YOU?
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>> Nathan: IT'S THAT HERE WE
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ARE, AGAIN, STUCK WITH EACH
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OTHER.
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>> Murderface: WE'VE GOT NO
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FRIENDS.
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>> Nathan: I KNOW, IT'S JUST US.
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WE'RE NOT FRIENDS, ARE WE?
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>> Skwisgaar: NO.
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>> Murderface: OH, GOD, NO.
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>> Skwisgaar: FRIENDS, WE CAN'T
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TO AFFORDS TO HAVE FRIENDS THIS
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DAYS.
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>> Toki: THE PRICE FOR FAMES.
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>> Nathan: A BUNCH OF CAGED
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RATS.
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THAT'S WHAT WE ARE, A BUNCH OF
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CAGED RATS THAT ARE ALSO
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DEATH-METAL MUSICIANS.
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>> Murderface: YEAH, WE'RE THE
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RATS, AND LOOK WHAT'S ON THE
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OTHER SIDE OF THE CAGE.
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DOUCHE BAGS.
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>> Nathan: YEAH, WHAT IF SOME OF
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THESE [BLEEP] STARTS [BLEEP] US?
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>> Toki: WHO KNOWS?
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WHAT IF WE GET [BLEEP] WITH?
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>> Murderface: YOU KNOW, I FEEL
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SLIGHTLY, JUST SLIGHTLY BETTER
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KNOWING MY SAWED-OFF SHOTGUN IS
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LOADED.
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OH, I GOT CINNAMON ICING ALL
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OVER MY HAND!
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>> Charles: WHAT HAPPENED BACK
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THERE, HUH?
WHAT WAS THAT?
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>> Pickles: WE DON'T KNOW.
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>> Toki: WE NO MEANS IT.
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IT WAS ACCIDENTS.
WE'RE NOT AT FAULT.
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>> Charles: BLOOD BATH DOESN'T
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READ WELL IN PRINT, ALL RIGHT?
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
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>> Nathan: WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING
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RIGHT!
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>> Charles: LOOK, I'VE NOTICED
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YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN DOWN AND
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POUTY LATELY.
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AND I DON'T WANT TO PUT YOU IN
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HARM'S WAY ANYMORE, SO I'VE
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TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF HIRING
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DOUBLES TO TAKE OVER FOR YOUR
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CELEBRITY APPEARANCES.
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DETHKLOK, MEET DETHKLOK.
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>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪
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♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
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DETHKLOK! ♪
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♪ I'M...TICKING...FOR...THE...
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DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! ♪
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♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF, TALLER
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THAN A TREE ♪
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♪ TOKI WARTOOTH, NOT A
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BUMBLEBEE ♪
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♪ WILLIAM MURDERFACE MURDERFACE
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MURDERFACE ♪
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♪ PICKLES THE DRUMMER ♪
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♪ DOODILY DOO, DOODILY DOO ♪
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♪ NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪
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>> Stampingston: GENTLEMEN, THIS
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LATEST DUNCAN HILLS COFFEE STORE
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OPENING HAS ENDED IN A MASSACRE.
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GENERAL CROZIER?
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>> Crozier: MANY INNOCENTS DIED.
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NO REPORT OF ANY ATTEMPT ON
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DETHKLOK'S LIVES WHATSOEVER.
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>> IT MEANS THAT DETHKLOK HAS
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GREATLY IMPROVED THEIR SECURITY.
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>> Crozier: WHICH IS WHY THEY'VE
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EMPLOYED DOUBLES WHO WORK FOR
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US.
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THESE ARE SOME OF OUR FINEST
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SOLDIERS.
>> Stampingston: MORE
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INTERESTING IS THE UNION BETWEEN
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LEONARD PURCELL AND DETHKLOK.
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THEY'VE TAKEN THEIR BUSINESS
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RELATIONSHIP TO THE NEXT LEVEL
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AND STAND TO MONOPOLIZE ALL
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COFFEE SHOPS ON THE PLANET.
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>> PURCELL HAS PURCHASED THE
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ISLAND OF SUMATRA, AND DETHKLOK
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WILL MEET HIM THERE AND PERFORM
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ON TOP OF A DORMANT VOLCANO.
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>> Crozier: OUR DOUBLES WILL GET
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CLOSE TO PURCELL AND RETRIEVE
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HIS SECRET BUSINESS CONTRACTS,
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WHICH WILL NO DOUBT HELP US TO
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CONTROL HIS GROWING STRENGTH.
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>> Selatcia: BE CAREFUL,
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GENERAL.
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WE ARE HERE TO OBSERVE.
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BE CAREFUL.
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>> Murderface: LET ME SEE IF I
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UNDERSTAND YOU CORRECTLY.
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YOU EXPECT US TO CUT OF OUR
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FACES AND THEN SEW THEM ON THESE
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REGULAR JACK OFFS AND THEN RESEW
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THEM BACK ON OUR OWN FACES FOR
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THE TOUR?
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YOU'RE A SICK MAN.
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>> Charles: NO, NO, THERE WILL
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BE NO FACE CUTTING.
LOOK AT THEM.
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THEY ALREADY LOOK LIKE YOU.
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>> Nathan: OH, I THOUGHT THAT
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WAS, LIKE, A COINCIDENCE.
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THAT IS COINCIDENCE.
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>> Charles: LISTEN, GREAT MEN
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THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE USED
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DOUBLES, MEN WHO NEEDED TO STAY
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ALIVE FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF
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THE PEOPLE, LIKE YOURSELVES, MEN
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LIKE WINSTON CHURCHILL,
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JOSEPH STALIN --
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>> Nathan: AWESOME!
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I'M STALIN. I CALL IT.
>> Pickles: I'M NIXON.
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>> Skwisgaar: I WANTS TO BE
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BILL COSBY.
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>> Charles: NO, IT DOESN'T WORK
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THAT WAY.
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WE GET DOUBLES OF YOU IS WHAT
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I'M SAYING.
>> Murderface: HOLD ON.
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THIS GUY DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ME.
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HE'S HIDEOUS. HE'S GROTESQUE.
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LOOK AT HIM.
>> Charles: ACTUALLY,
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MURDERFACE, HE --
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>> Murderface: LOOK AT THAT
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HEAD, THAT DISGUSTING FOREHEAD,
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THAT STUPID-SHAPED HAIR, BEADY
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EYES, LIKE, STUPID, FLAT NOSE,
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WHITE, HAMMER-ASS, CHICKEN-PLUCK
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LEGS IDIOT.
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YOU GOT TO GET YOUR EYES
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CHECKED, YOU PIECE OF [BLEEP]
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THE GUY DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ME!
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OH, GOD.
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HE LOOKS JUST LIKE ME.
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[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
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>> Charles: UH, LISTEN, I DON'T
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THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA FOR YOU
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GUYS TO GET TOO CLOSE TO YOUR
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DOUBLES.
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>> Skwisgaar: WELL, I GUESS WE
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ARE FRIENDS ALL OF THE SUDDENS.
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>> Charles: WELL, YOU JUST CAN'T
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HAVE THEM AS YOUR FRIENDS.
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>> Skwisgaar: OH, HE ADMITS IT,
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SEES?
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HE IS A TYRANTS. HE ADMITS IT.
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>> Charles: DO YOU UNDERSTAND
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THE PURPOSE OF HAVING A DOUBLE?
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>> Nathan: YEAH, I'LL TAKE THIS
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ONE, GUYS.
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A DOUBLE IS LIKE HAVING THE BEST
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FRIEND YOU'VE EVER HAD IN YOUR
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WHOLE LIFE.
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A DOUBLE LISTENS TO YOU WHEN NO
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ONE IN THIS CRAZY WORLD WILL.
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A DOUBLE IS LIKE HAVING A CHILD
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AND WATCHING HIM GROW UP AND
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FEELING THAT FEELING OF PRIDE
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AND UNYIELDING TRUST THAT NO ONE
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ELSE CAN --
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>> Charles: THEY EXIST SO THAT
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IF SOMEONE TRIES TO KILL YOU,
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THEY WILL BE KILLED INSTEAD.
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>> Nathan: WHOA, WHAT?
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I MEAN, JUST THINKING OF THOSE
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US AS DEAD, I MEAN, I'M GONNA
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CRY.
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I MIGHT SERIOUSLY CRY ABOUT
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THAT.
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>> Charles: THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T
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GET EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED,
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NATHAN.
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>> Nathan: HEY, WHERE MY AMIGO?
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>> Crozier: WHAT DO YOU HAVE SO
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FAR?
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>> SIR, THE BAND DETHKLOK WILL
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NOT GIVE US A MOMENT TO
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OURSELVES.
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ALL THEY WANT TO DO IS PAL
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AROUND.
[ BANG ]
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WAIT, I'VE BEEN SPOTTED.
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>> Nathan: HEY, ME, WE DON'T GOT
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A LOT OF TIME BEFORE YOU GOT TO
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GO!
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WE'VE GOT TO GO PAL AROUND!
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>> WELL, IT'S A GREAT
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DUNCAN HILLS METAL DAY PARADE
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HERE TODAY IN PASADENA,
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CALIFORNIA.
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DETHKLOK LOOKS GREAT.
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THEY'RE LOOKING HEALTHY.
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THEY'RE FEELING GOOD.
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IT'S A GREAT DAY.
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BACK TO YOU.
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[ DIALING ]
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>> Murderface: HEY, WE JUST SAW
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YOU ON TV AT THE PARADE!
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HEY, WHEN YOU GET BACK, WE'RE
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GONNA HAVE A SURPRISE PARTY FOR
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YOU.
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>> Nathan: GIVE ME THE PHONE.
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GIVE ME THE PHONE.
GIVE ME THE PHONE.
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GIVE ME THE PHONE.
GIVE ME THE PHONE!
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>> Murderface: HOLD ON!
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HERE'S NATHAN.
>> Nathan: HI.
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WE JUST SAW YOU THE PARADE!
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IT WAS GREAT!
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>> Murderface: I SAID THAT
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ALREADY!
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>> Nathan: OH, YEAH, WE'RE
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HAVING A PARTY FOR YOU WHEN YOU
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COME BACK.
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IT'S BE GONNA BE AWESOME!
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>> Pickles: ASK THEM IF THEY
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WANT CHOCOLATE CAKE.
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>> Nathan: I WILL. HOLD ON.
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>> Toki: OH, WE'LL GETS THE
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BOUNCE HOUSE.
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>> Pickles: TELL THEM ABOUT THE
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BALLOONS!
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>> Nathan: WE'RE GONNA HAVE
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BALLOONS!
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I GOT TO GO. GOODBYE.
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>> Charles: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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ON THE PHONE?
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING YOUR
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JOBS.
>> Murderface: JOBS?
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I PLAY BASS NOT TO HAVE A JOB.
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>> Charles: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
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BE PREPARING FOR THE CONCERT.
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NATHAN...
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YOU'RE IN CHARGE HERE.
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HOW'S REHEARSAL COMING?
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>> Nathan: OH, IT'S, UM...
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UH...UH...
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UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
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GOOD.
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[ BIRD CHIRPING ]
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>> Nathan: YOU EVER THINK OF
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JUST, YOU KNOW, GIVING IT ALL
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UP?
YOU KNOW?
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>> Skwisgaar: YOU MEAN, LIKE,
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KILLINGS YOURSELF.
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>> Nathan: NO. WHAT?
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NO, I MEAN, LIKE, STOPPING BEING
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BIG, FAMOUS, BECOMING A REGULAR
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OLD JACK OFF.
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>> Murderface: AND THEN KILL
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YOURSELF?
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>> Nathan: NO, NO, IT'S STOPPING
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BEING FAMOUS -- YEAH, I DON'T
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KNOW, YOU CAN KILL YOURSELF IF
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YOU WANT TO.
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>> Pickles: YOU KNOW, IT WOULD
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BE GREAT, YOU KNOW, TO WALK DOWN
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THE STREET, NOT BE BOTHERED FOR
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ONCE.
>> Toki: WALKS WHERE?
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>> Pickles: I DON'T KNOW.
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WALK DOWN THE STREET.
>> Toki: TO WHERE?
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>> Pickles: TO, I DON'T KNOW,
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WALK TO THE STORE.
>> Toki: BUYS IT ON THE
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INTERNET.
HAVES IT DELIVERED.
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>> Pickles: I KNOW I CAN BUY ON
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THE INTERNET, BUT WHAT IF I WANT
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TO WALK TO THE PARK AND LOOK AT
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SOME HENS, YOU KNOW?
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>> Toki: WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
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HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU
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GOT FAMOUS.
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>> Nathan: TOKI'S RIGHT.
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>> WE'RE HERE IN SUMATRA, A
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NATION BUILT ON COFFEE.
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THE SUMATRANS, KNOWN AS A
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NERVOUS, EDGY, AND DEHYDRATED
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PEOPLE, SEEM TO HAVE A CALM
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EXCITEMENT TONIGHT AS THEY
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ANTICIPATE DETHKLOK'S
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PERFORMANCE ON CONDOR MOUNTAIN,
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THE WORLD-FAMOUS DORMANT
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VOLCANO, WHERE 10,000 BARISTAS
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WILL BE BREWING THE LARGEST CUP
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OF COFFEE.
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>> Nathan: [ SINGING
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INDISTINCTLY ]
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>> UGH!
>> OW. OH.
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>> Crozier: GET IT OPEN AND HACK
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THE BRIEFCASE.
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WE NEED THOSE CONTRACTS.
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>> Nathan: ♪ WE FEAR NO DEATH ♪
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♪ WE FEAR NO DEATH ♪
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♪ WE FEAR NO DEATH ♪
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>> HEY, AWESOME! DETHKLOK!
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CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
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AAAAAH!
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[ SCREAMING ]
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>> I GOT IT!
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[ SCREAMS ]
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>> WHAT WAS THOUGHT TO BE A
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DORMANT VOLCANO ERUPTED AFTER
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50,000 GALLONS OF DUNCAN HILLS
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COFFEE WAS BREWED INSIDE OF IT.
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THOUSANDS OF FANS WERE
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INCINERATED.
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RUMORS OF DETHKLOK BEING BURNED
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ALIVE WERE GREATLY EXAGGERATED,
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AS THE BAND ESCAPED UNHARMED.
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>> Charles: I'M AFRAID IT'S TIME
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TO SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR DOUBLES.
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>> Toki: WHY? THEY STILL ALIVE.
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>> Charles: I KNOW THEY ARE.
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>> Pickles: THEN WHY DO WE GOT
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TO SAY GOODBYE TO THEM?
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>> Charles: BECAUSE, PICKLES,
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THEY NO LONGER LOOK LIKE YOU.
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THAT WAS THE POINT.
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THEIR SKIN IS BURNED, THEY DON'T
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EVEN HAVE FEATURES.
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>> Skwisgaar: WHAT IF WE BURNED
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OURSELVES TO LOOKS LIKE THEMS?
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THEN MAYBES WE COULDS KEEP THEM.
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>> Murderface: THAT WOULD WORK!
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YOU KNOW IT WOULD!
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COME ON, LET'S BURN OURSELVES!
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>> Charles: THAT IS OUT OF THE
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QUESTION, MURDERFACE.
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>> Murderface: YOU'RE OUT OF THE
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QUESTION.
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>> Charles: I'M AFRAID IT'S TIME
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FOR YOU TO SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR
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DOUBLES NOW.
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>> Nathan: LET US DO IT.
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IT'S BETTER IF THEY HEAR IT FROM
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US, BECAUSE WE'RE THEM, AFTER
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ALL.
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THANKS FOR COMING, US.
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>> Toki: YOU KNOW, THERE'S --
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THERE'S NEVER AN EASY WAYS TO DO
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THIS.
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>> Skwisgaar: BUT, YOU KNOW,
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SOMETIMES YOU -- WE'RE OUT OF
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OPTIONS SOMETIMES.
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>> Pickles: YOU KNOW BUSINESS IS
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NOT PERSONAL, AND IN THIS CASE,
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IT IS, BECAUSE IT'S US.
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YOU'RE US, AND --
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>> Nathan: [ SIGHS ]
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I HATE HAVING TO SAY THIS.
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>> Murderface: LET ME EXPLAIN.
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I GOT A LITTLE SMOOTHER WAY OF
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EXPLAINING IT, HERE.
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GUYS...
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IT'S --
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YOU SEE, THE THING IS THAT --
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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[ THUMPS ]
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