Original subtitles

>> Nathan: ♪ YOU INSTIGATE THE

MURDER ♪

♪ AT THE GATES OF GODS ♪

[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]

♪ DRAW YOUR SWORD ♪

[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]

>> Skwisgaar: HEY, WHAT THE HELL

ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW? >> Toki: WHYS IT'S GOTS TO BE

ABOUT YOU?! WHAT ABOUT MY GUITAR PLAYING?

>> Skwisgaar: [ CHUCKLES ]

WHAT ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW?

>> Toki: I'M THE GUITARIST, TOO,

SKWISGAAR.

SOMETIMES YOU FORGET I WANTS TO

PLAY THE SCALES OF THE NOTES AND

EVERYTHING LIKE YOU, BUT YOU

DON'TS LETS ME.

YOU DON'TS LETS ME!

>> Skwisgaar: YOU'RE TOTALLY

ATTACKING ME RIGHT NOW.

>> Toki: HE'S HOLDING ME BACKS,

EVERYBODY!

I'M A GUITARIST, TOO!

[ CROWD OHs ]

YOU GO AWAY!

>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!

DETHKLOK! ♪

>> Charles: IT SHOULD BE CLEAR

AT THIS POINT THAT TOKI IS

CONCERNED ABOUT HIS ROLE IN THE

BAND.

>> Nathan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

HE'S THE RHYTHM-GUITAR PLAYER.

AM I RIGHT?

>> Charles: YES, HE IS, BUT HE'S

BEEN COMPLAINING THAT HE DOESN'T

GET ENOUGH SPOTLIGHT, AND IT'S

BECOME APPARENT IN THE MEDIA.

TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.

>> Pickles: WHAT DOES HE CARE?

HE DON'T EVEN PRACTICE.

HE DOESN'T WRITE. HE JUST SHOWS UP.

THAT GUY DOESN'T DO ANYTHING.

>> Nathan: HEY, HE MAKES

SANDWICHES, ALL RIGHT?

>> Murderface: I MAKE SANDWICHES.

>> Nathan: WHOA!

THAT GUY DOESN'T DO ANYTHING!

>> Charles: WELL, UH, HE IS A

BAND MEMBER, SO TRY TO BE NICE

TO HIM.

>> Murderface: HEY, WHY DON'T

YOU JUST GET OUT OF HERE AND LET

THE BIG BOYS DEAL WITH THIS ONE?

OR MAYBE JUST WRITE IT DOWN IN

THAT STUPID LITTLE BOOK, YOU

KNOW, YOU FILE AWAY WITH YOUR

LITTLE RECEIPTS FOR YOUR

LOLLIPOPS AND YOUR PRETZELS,

IDIOT.

>> Charles: EXCUSE ME?

>> Murderface: I'M JUST MESSING

WITH YOU, MAN.

>> Charles: YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

>> Murderface: JUST PALLING

AROUND.

BEING A LITTLE DICK. YOU KNOW.

>> Charles: FINE, THEN. GOOD DAY.

>> Pickles: WOW, YOU WERE A

DICK!

>> Nathan: YEAH, YOU GOT IT DOWN

TO A SCIENCE.

>> Murderface: YOU NOTICE HOW

I'M NOT MAD. HE GETS MAD.

THAT'S BEING A DICK.

>> Nathan: THAT'S AMAZING JUST

TO BE ABLE TO MANIPULATE LIKE

THAT. WOW. WHAT A GIFT.

>> Pickles: HOW DO YOU JUST TURN

IT ON LIKE THAT?

>> Murderface: WELL, THAT TAKES

YEARS, BOYS.

I MEAN -- PICKLES, YOU GOT

SOMETHING ON YOUR SHIRT RIGHT

THERE. >> Pickles: I DO?

>> Murderface: BLAMO!

>> Pickles: OW.

>> Nathan: WHOA, WHAT A DICK.

>> Skwisgaar: OH, TOKI, IT'S

ADORABLE.

YOU REALLY WANTS TO TAKES MORE

SOLOS, BUT I AM THE LEADS

GUITARIST. YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE I AM, HOW DO YOU SAYS,

WAY MORE GOODERS THAN YOU.

>> Toki: THAT'S WHY I NEEDS ME A

PIANO TEACHER.

>> Skwisgaar: YOU MEAN GUITAR

TEACHER.

LOOKS, LOOKS, I GIVES YOU GUITAR

LESSON, HUH?

TAKES YOU UNDER MY FLIPPERS.

>> Toki: WE NOTS GOES DOWNS THAT

DUSTY ROADS AGAIN!

>> Skwisgaar: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

OKAY, TOKI, PLAYS ME THE

HARMONIC MINOR SCALES IN THE KEY

OF "D."

>> Toki: OH, LIKE THIS.

>> Skwisgaar: WRONG!

>> Toki: AAH!

>> Skwisgaar: GET YOUR FINGERS

OUT OF MY NOSE!

>> Toki: YOU NOT GREAT TEACHER,

SKWISGAAR.

>> Skwisgaar: PERMITS ME TO

DISAGREE.

>> Toki: STUPID, DUMB, DILDO,

JACK OFF, JERK, TITS, ASS.

WHAT'S THIS?

[ GASPS ]

DIMNELD SELFTCARK!

[ GUITAR PLAYING ]

OH, YOU'RE AMAZINGS.

>> YEAH, I GUESS I AM.

>> Toki: GOTS TO HAVE LESSONS

FROM YOU.

>> SHOW ME WHAT YOU CAN DO.

>> Toki: OH, YEAH.

OH, NO.

>> WHERE'S YOUR GUITAR, BOY?

>> Toki: THINKS I LEFT IT AT THE

URBAN OUTFITTERS.

>> HMM.

CAN I BE HONEST WITH YOU?

I DON'T THINK YOU GOT IT, KID.

I DON'T THINK YOU GOT THE

DISCIPLINE.

TO BE GREAT, IT TAKES LOTS OF

PRACTICE, AND YOU EITHER GOT

THAT FIRE IN YOUR BELLY, OR YOU

DON'T.

>> Toki: BUTS I DOS. I DOS.

LOOKS.

I MADES MY OWN GUITAR

IDENTITIES.

YOU GOTS TO HELP ME,

MR. SELFTCARK.

>> ONLY IF YOU PROMISE ME YOU'LL

GO ALL THE WAY.

NO SHORTCUTS.

NO BULL.

ALL OR NOTHING.

>> Toki: YOU GOTS A DEAL.

>> Murderface: OKAY, YOU TWO.

NOW, BEING A DICK TAKES A LOT OF

WORK.

THE OBJECTIVE, GUYS, IS TO DRIVE

SOMEBODY CRAZY.

>> Nathan: OKAY. >> Pickles: YEAH.

>> Murderface: SKWISGAAR'S IN

THERE, PRACTICING AWAY.

LET'S DRIVE HIM CRAZY.

FOLLOW MY LEAD.

TRY TO KEEP UP.

SO, UH, SOUNDS LIKE TOKI'S

REALLY GETTING GOING OVER THERE

WITH THAT NEW GUITAR TEACHER.

>> Pickles: YEAH, I WENT BY HIS

ROOM, DUDE.

HE WAS DOING SOME STUFF ON THE

GUITAR.

I WAS LIKE, "WHAT?"

I NEVER HEARD NOTHING LIKE THAT.

>> Murderface: I WAS LIKE, "ARE

YOU SPEEDING UP A TAPE WITH A

GUITAR SOLO ON THERE?"

>> Nathan: I WAS LIKE THAT, TOO.

BUT THEN I FOUND OUT THAT HE WAS

NOT.

>> Murderface: NO, HE WASN'T.

HE WAS REALLY DOING IT.

>> Pickles: HEY, OH, HEY,

SKWISGAAR.

>> Skwisgaar: HE'S GETTING

PRETTY GOOD, HUH?

>> Murderface: YES, HE'S GETTING

QUITE GOOD.

>> Skwisgaar: IF YOU GUYS DON'T

MIND, I MAYBE WANTS TO BE BYS

MYSELF FOR A SECOND.

[ Muffled ] NOOOO!

>> Stampingston: IT APPEARS AS

IF CERTAIN MEMBERS OF DETHKLOK

ARE TAKING MUSIC LESSONS.

ALLOW ME TO OFFICIALLY INTRODUCE

VATA ORLAG, POLITICAL AND

SPIRITUAL SPECIALIST.

>> HAVING TWO GUITARISTS IN THE

SAME BAND IS POTENTIALLY

DESTRUCTIVE BY ITSELF, BUT WHEN

ONE ATTEMPTS TO TAKE AWAY THE

OTHER'S STATUS, GOD HELP US.

THE CLASHING OF THESE EVILS IS

LIKE TWO WARRING TITANS.

IT'S LIKE CLASH OF THE TITANS.

CLASH OF THE TITANS.

>> Skwisgaar: UH.

UH, UH.

[ GUITAR CHORDS PLAYING ]

UGH!

>> [ GROWLING ]

>> Skwisgaar: NO!

>> [ GROWLS ]

>> [ ROARS ]

>> Skwisgaar: AAAAH!

>> NOW, TOKI, DID YOU PRACTICE

THIS WEEK'S LESSON?

>> Toki: NO, MASTER.

I MUST CONFESS THAT I DIDN'T.

>> [ SIGHS ]

YOU WANT TO GET BETTER AT

GUITAR, RIGHT, BOY?

>> Toki: OH, MORE THAN ANYTHINGS

IN THE WORLD, BUT FIRST, HAPPY

BIRTHDAY, MASTER!

>> WHAT? WHAT'S THIS?

>> Toki: JUST A POPSICLE STICK

WITH A PICK TAPED TO THE END.

>> YOU REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

GIVE ME A HUG.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU REMEMBERED

MY BIR--

[ COUGHS ]

>> Toki: JUST MY WAY OF SAYING

THANKS.

JUST...MY WAY OF SAYING...

THANKS.

>> Skwisgaar: IS THIS HIMS?!

THIS PIECE OF TRASH!

THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.

YOU KNOW THAT? YOU --

[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]

>> Toki: SKWISGAAR, NO!

HE'S LIKE A FATHER FRIEND!

>> Skwisgaar: OH, YEAH?

THIS GARBAGE CAN RIGHT HERE?

THAT YOUR FRIEND FATHER?

WELL, IT'S EITHER HIMS OR THE

BAND.

>> Toki: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

>> Skwisgaar: I HERESBY PERFORM

CITIZENS BAND FIRING, EFFECTIVE

NOW!

>> Toki: OH, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

YOU NEEDS TO PRESENT IT TO THE

BAND CONGRESS FIRST!

IT GETS THE 2/3 VOTE!

>> Skwisgaar: I WILLS BEGINS THE

PAPERWORK!

GOOD DAY!

>> WELL, IT'S BEEN A ROUGH TIME

FOR DETHKLOK, WITH A FULL-BLOWN

GUITAR WAR WAGING BEHIND THE

SCENES.

ALL THIS WHILE THE WORLD WAITS

TO HEAR WHAT TOKI WARTOOTH CAN

REALLY DO ON GUITAR.

I GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT AT THE

TOKI WARTOOTH RECITAL, SCHEDULED

THIS WEEK.

IN A PRESS RELEASE WRITTEN BY

NATHAN, PICKLES, AND

WILLIAM MURDERFACE, IT WAS

STATED THAT SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF

IS A SWEDISH DILDO LIQUOR AND

THAT TOKI HAS GROWN INTO A TRUE

GUITAR MASTER AND IS A LADY ON

HIS PERIOD.

AND THAT'S THE DETHKLOK MINUTE.

>> Charles: I CANNOT IN GOOD

FAITH SIGN OFF ON THIS CITIZEN'S

FIRING. >> Skwisgaar: WHY NOTS?

>> Charles: BECAUSE SOME OF THE

OTHER BANDMATES NEGLECTED TO

VOTE.

>> Murderface: I SAID IT ONCE,

AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN. VOTING SUCKS.

>> Pickles: I WAS ACTUALLY THE

PRESIDENT OF THE VOTING-SUCKS

CLUB IN HIGH SCHOOL. >> Nathan: OH, YEAH?

HOW'D THAT GO? >> Pickles: I NEVER GOT

RE-ELECTED.

>> Murderface: GIT-R-DONE!

>> Nathan: YOU KNOW IT.

>> Charles: TOKI, I DON'T KNOW

WHAT TO SAY.

EITHER YOU WORK THIS OUT WITH

SKWISGAAR OR YOU'LL HAVE A

BIGGER DECISION TO MAKE.

>> Toki: I NOTS WORKS IT OUT.

>> Skwisgaar: SEE?!

SEE? RIGHT THERE.

I CAN'TS EVEN TALKS TO HIM.

HE'S UNRATIONALS.

>> Charles: WELL, THERE YOU GO.

>> Murderface: UH, SKWISGAAR,

THAT "TOKI GETTING REALLY GOOD"

THING, JUST KIDDING.

ALL A LIE.

SEE YOU!

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

TOKI WARTOOTH!

>> TOKI WILL NOW GIVE

INFORMATION ABOUT HIS MUSICAL

INSTRUMENT.

>> Toki: THANKS YOU.

AND NOWS I DEMONSTRATES THE NAME

OF THE STRING.

THIS ONE IS AN "E," AND THERE'S

ANOTHER "E" HERES.

AND THE "G."

[ CROWD MURMURING ]

AND THE "P."

AND THE "C."

THOSE ARE WHAT'S CALLED THE

FRET.

THAT'S -- THAT'S NOT A STRING.

BUT IT'S -- IT'S NEAR THE

STRING, AND, UH, NEVER MIND.

LET'S PLAY THE SCALE THAT'S, UH,

THE MAJOR SCALES ON THE GUITAR

STRING.

[ HEARTBEAT ]

NO, I CAN'T DO THIS!

>> WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG?

>> Toki: CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE,

MASTER.

I CAN'TS TAKES NO MORE PIANO

LESSONS. >> YOU MEAN GUITAR?

>> Toki: WHATEVER.

I JUST WISH I COULD BE --

>> SHH.

SHH.

IT'S JUST AS WELL.

I'M DYING, BOY.

I'M DYING.

[ COUGHS ]

>> Skwisgaar: TOKI, STOP!

I WANTS YOU TO HAVE THIS.

THIS IS AN IMPORTANCE TO YOU

THAT YOU HAVE A MAGICAL THINGS

WITH THAT GUYS RIGHT THERE.

AND I NOW KNOW THAT YOU NEVER

GOTS GOOD AT GUITARS.

SO IT'S OKAY FOR YOU TO HAVE

THIS RELATIONSHIPS.

>> Nathan: HEY, OVER HERE!

I'M SORRY.

I KNOW IT WAS WRONG TO HAVE

MANIPULATED YOU.

IF I COULD TAKE IT BACK, I

WOULD. I WAS WRONG.

>> Toki: SKWISGAAR, YOU WERE

AFRAIDS THAT I WAS BETTER THAN

YOU?

>> Pickles: STOP! OVER HERE!

DON'T QUIT THE BAND, TOKI!

AND SORRY!

I SHOULDN'T HAVE MANIPULATED THE

SITUATION! >> Nathan: HEY!

PICKLES, OVER HERE!

>> Pickles: YEAH?!

>> Nathan: IT'S NATHAN!

UM, I ALREADY SAID ALL THAT

STUFF, LIKE, ALREADY.

>> Pickles: YOU DID?! >> Skwisgaar: YES.

TOKI, THE BANDS NEEDS YOU EVENS

THOUGH YOU DON'TS DO NOTHING.

>> Murderface: STOP!

I'M SORRY!

SORRY ABOUT BEING A DICK, BUT

SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO SUPPRESS

THE URGE OF RUINING OTHER

PEOPLE'S LIVES!

WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE JUST GO

KILL YOURSELF, IDIOTS?!

I'M SORRY!

I'M JUST BEING A DICK!

>> Toki: WOWEE!

YOU REALLY ARE MY FAMILY.

>> BOY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY ONE

THING BEFORE I GO.

I LOVE YOU, BOY.

[ COUGHS ]

I LOVE Y--