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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,443 --> 00:00:04,277 >> Nathan: ♪ YOU INSTIGATE THE 2 00:00:04,343 --> 00:00:05,277 MURDER ♪ 3 00:00:05,343 --> 00:00:10,243 ♪ AT THE GATES OF GODS ♪ 4 00:00:10,310 --> 00:00:17,110 [ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ] 5 00:00:17,176 --> 00:00:21,243 ♪ DRAW YOUR SWORD ♪ 6 00:00:21,310 --> 00:00:23,310 [ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ] 7 00:00:52,011 --> 00:00:53,043 >> Skwisgaar: HEY, WHAT THE HELL 8 00:00:53,110 --> 00:00:53,911 ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW? >> Toki: WHYS IT'S GOTS TO BE 9 00:00:54,977 --> 00:00:55,377 ABOUT YOU?! WHAT ABOUT MY GUITAR PLAYING? 10 00:00:56,443 --> 00:00:57,310 >> Skwisgaar: [ CHUCKLES ] 11 00:00:57,377 --> 00:00:58,610 WHAT ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW? 12 00:00:58,677 --> 00:01:00,176 >> Toki: I'M THE GUITARIST, TOO, 13 00:01:00,243 --> 00:01:00,810 SKWISGAAR. 14 00:01:00,877 --> 00:01:02,577 SOMETIMES YOU FORGET I WANTS TO 15 00:01:02,644 --> 00:01:04,410 PLAY THE SCALES OF THE NOTES AND 16 00:01:04,477 --> 00:01:06,011 EVERYTHING LIKE YOU, BUT YOU 17 00:01:06,076 --> 00:01:07,043 DON'TS LETS ME. 18 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:08,043 YOU DON'TS LETS ME! 19 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:09,577 >> Skwisgaar: YOU'RE TOTALLY 20 00:01:09,644 --> 00:01:10,644 ATTACKING ME RIGHT NOW. 21 00:01:10,710 --> 00:01:12,110 >> Toki: HE'S HOLDING ME BACKS, 22 00:01:12,176 --> 00:01:12,744 EVERYBODY! 23 00:01:12,810 --> 00:01:15,310 I'M A GUITARIST, TOO! 24 00:01:15,377 --> 00:01:16,343 [ CROWD OHs ] 25 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:17,310 YOU GO AWAY! 26 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:18,543 >> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ 27 00:01:18,610 --> 00:01:19,944 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ 28 00:01:20,011 --> 00:01:21,110 ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪ 29 00:01:21,176 --> 00:01:22,744 ♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! 30 00:01:22,810 --> 00:01:24,877 DETHKLOK! ♪ 31 00:01:24,944 --> 00:01:26,210 >> Charles: IT SHOULD BE CLEAR 32 00:01:26,277 --> 00:01:27,377 AT THIS POINT THAT TOKI IS 33 00:01:27,443 --> 00:01:28,744 CONCERNED ABOUT HIS ROLE IN THE 34 00:01:28,810 --> 00:01:29,143 BAND. 35 00:01:29,210 --> 00:01:30,377 >> Nathan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 36 00:01:30,443 --> 00:01:31,710 HE'S THE RHYTHM-GUITAR PLAYER. 37 00:01:31,777 --> 00:01:32,310 AM I RIGHT? 38 00:01:32,377 --> 00:01:33,710 >> Charles: YES, HE IS, BUT HE'S 39 00:01:33,777 --> 00:01:35,143 BEEN COMPLAINING THAT HE DOESN'T 40 00:01:35,210 --> 00:01:36,477 GET ENOUGH SPOTLIGHT, AND IT'S 41 00:01:36,543 --> 00:01:37,744 BECOME APPARENT IN THE MEDIA. 42 00:01:37,810 --> 00:01:38,710 TAKE A LOOK AT THAT. 43 00:01:38,777 --> 00:01:40,043 >> Pickles: WHAT DOES HE CARE? 44 00:01:40,110 --> 00:01:41,143 HE DON'T EVEN PRACTICE. 45 00:01:41,210 --> 00:01:41,977 HE DOESN'T WRITE. HE JUST SHOWS UP. 46 00:01:42,877 --> 00:01:44,076 THAT GUY DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. 47 00:01:44,143 --> 00:01:45,176 >> Nathan: HEY, HE MAKES 48 00:01:45,243 --> 00:01:46,210 SANDWICHES, ALL RIGHT? 49 00:01:46,277 --> 00:01:47,210 >> Murderface: I MAKE SANDWICHES. 50 00:01:47,877 --> 00:01:48,610 >> Nathan: WHOA! 51 00:01:48,677 --> 00:01:49,944 THAT GUY DOESN'T DO ANYTHING! 52 00:01:50,011 --> 00:01:51,243 >> Charles: WELL, UH, HE IS A 53 00:01:51,310 --> 00:01:52,610 BAND MEMBER, SO TRY TO BE NICE 54 00:01:52,677 --> 00:01:53,076 TO HIM. 55 00:01:53,143 --> 00:01:54,410 >> Murderface: HEY, WHY DON'T 56 00:01:54,477 --> 00:01:55,844 YOU JUST GET OUT OF HERE AND LET 57 00:01:55,911 --> 00:01:57,310 THE BIG BOYS DEAL WITH THIS ONE? 58 00:01:57,377 --> 00:01:58,677 OR MAYBE JUST WRITE IT DOWN IN 59 00:01:58,744 --> 00:01:59,944 THAT STUPID LITTLE BOOK, YOU 60 00:02:00,011 --> 00:02:01,277 KNOW, YOU FILE AWAY WITH YOUR 61 00:02:01,343 --> 00:02:02,410 LITTLE RECEIPTS FOR YOUR 62 00:02:02,477 --> 00:02:03,677 LOLLIPOPS AND YOUR PRETZELS, 63 00:02:03,744 --> 00:02:04,110 IDIOT. 64 00:02:04,176 --> 00:02:05,176 >> Charles: EXCUSE ME? 65 00:02:05,243 --> 00:02:06,577 >> Murderface: I'M JUST MESSING 66 00:02:06,644 --> 00:02:07,310 WITH YOU, MAN. 67 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:08,644 >> Charles: YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 68 00:02:08,710 --> 00:02:09,810 >> Murderface: JUST PALLING 69 00:02:09,877 --> 00:02:10,243 AROUND. 70 00:02:10,310 --> 00:02:11,510 BEING A LITTLE DICK. YOU KNOW. 71 00:02:11,577 --> 00:02:12,510 >> Charles: FINE, THEN. GOOD DAY. 72 00:02:13,076 --> 00:02:14,210 >> Pickles: WOW, YOU WERE A 73 00:02:14,277 --> 00:02:14,543 DICK! 74 00:02:14,610 --> 00:02:15,877 >> Nathan: YEAH, YOU GOT IT DOWN 75 00:02:15,944 --> 00:02:16,543 TO A SCIENCE. 76 00:02:16,610 --> 00:02:17,777 >> Murderface: YOU NOTICE HOW 77 00:02:17,844 --> 00:02:18,377 I'M NOT MAD. HE GETS MAD. 78 00:02:19,076 --> 00:02:19,911 THAT'S BEING A DICK. 79 00:02:19,977 --> 00:02:21,143 >> Nathan: THAT'S AMAZING JUST 80 00:02:21,210 --> 00:02:22,377 TO BE ABLE TO MANIPULATE LIKE 81 00:02:22,443 --> 00:02:22,744 THAT. WOW. WHAT A GIFT. 82 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:24,877 >> Pickles: HOW DO YOU JUST TURN 83 00:02:24,944 --> 00:02:25,644 IT ON LIKE THAT? 84 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:26,944 >> Murderface: WELL, THAT TAKES 85 00:02:27,011 --> 00:02:27,543 YEARS, BOYS. 86 00:02:27,610 --> 00:02:28,610 I MEAN -- PICKLES, YOU GOT 87 00:02:28,677 --> 00:02:29,844 SOMETHING ON YOUR SHIRT RIGHT 88 00:02:29,911 --> 00:02:30,243 THERE. >> Pickles: I DO? 89 00:02:31,110 --> 00:02:32,277 >> Murderface: BLAMO! 90 00:02:32,343 --> 00:02:33,343 >> Pickles: OW. 91 00:02:33,410 --> 00:02:35,143 >> Nathan: WHOA, WHAT A DICK. 92 00:02:35,210 --> 00:02:36,610 >> Skwisgaar: OH, TOKI, IT'S 93 00:02:36,677 --> 00:02:37,243 ADORABLE. 94 00:02:37,310 --> 00:02:38,777 YOU REALLY WANTS TO TAKES MORE 95 00:02:38,844 --> 00:02:40,110 SOLOS, BUT I AM THE LEADS 96 00:02:40,176 --> 00:02:40,777 GUITARIST. YOU KNOW WHY? 97 00:02:41,644 --> 00:02:43,810 BECAUSE I AM, HOW DO YOU SAYS, 98 00:02:43,877 --> 00:02:45,777 WAY MORE GOODERS THAN YOU. 99 00:02:45,844 --> 00:02:46,977 >> Toki: THAT'S WHY I NEEDS ME A 100 00:02:47,076 --> 00:02:47,610 PIANO TEACHER. 101 00:02:47,677 --> 00:02:48,710 >> Skwisgaar: YOU MEAN GUITAR 102 00:02:48,777 --> 00:02:49,744 TEACHER. 103 00:02:49,810 --> 00:02:51,577 LOOKS, LOOKS, I GIVES YOU GUITAR 104 00:02:51,644 --> 00:02:52,410 LESSON, HUH? 105 00:02:52,477 --> 00:02:53,977 TAKES YOU UNDER MY FLIPPERS. 106 00:02:54,043 --> 00:02:55,744 >> Toki: WE NOTS GOES DOWNS THAT 107 00:02:55,810 --> 00:02:56,844 DUSTY ROADS AGAIN! 108 00:02:56,911 --> 00:02:58,243 >> Skwisgaar: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 109 00:02:58,310 --> 00:03:00,243 OKAY, TOKI, PLAYS ME THE 110 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:02,810 HARMONIC MINOR SCALES IN THE KEY 111 00:03:02,877 --> 00:03:03,644 OF "D." 112 00:03:03,710 --> 00:03:05,011 >> Toki: OH, LIKE THIS. 113 00:03:05,076 --> 00:03:06,677 >> Skwisgaar: WRONG! 114 00:03:06,744 --> 00:03:07,677 >> Toki: AAH! 115 00:03:07,744 --> 00:03:08,977 >> Skwisgaar: GET YOUR FINGERS 116 00:03:09,043 --> 00:03:10,310 OUT OF MY NOSE! 117 00:03:10,377 --> 00:03:11,877 >> Toki: YOU NOT GREAT TEACHER, 118 00:03:11,944 --> 00:03:12,510 SKWISGAAR. 119 00:03:12,577 --> 00:03:14,143 >> Skwisgaar: PERMITS ME TO 120 00:03:14,210 --> 00:03:14,877 DISAGREE. 121 00:03:14,944 --> 00:03:16,810 >> Toki: STUPID, DUMB, DILDO, 122 00:03:16,877 --> 00:03:18,543 JACK OFF, JERK, TITS, ASS. 123 00:03:18,610 --> 00:03:20,277 WHAT'S THIS? 124 00:03:20,343 --> 00:03:21,810 [ GASPS ] 125 00:03:21,877 --> 00:03:25,343 DIMNELD SELFTCARK! 126 00:03:25,410 --> 00:03:28,043 [ GUITAR PLAYING ] 127 00:03:28,110 --> 00:03:31,310 OH, YOU'RE AMAZINGS. 128 00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:32,877 >> YEAH, I GUESS I AM. 129 00:03:32,944 --> 00:03:34,343 >> Toki: GOTS TO HAVE LESSONS 130 00:03:34,410 --> 00:03:34,944 FROM YOU. 131 00:03:35,011 --> 00:03:36,310 >> SHOW ME WHAT YOU CAN DO. 132 00:03:36,377 --> 00:03:38,110 >> Toki: OH, YEAH. 133 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:38,577 OH, NO. 134 00:03:38,644 --> 00:03:39,844 >> WHERE'S YOUR GUITAR, BOY? 135 00:03:39,911 --> 00:03:41,310 >> Toki: THINKS I LEFT IT AT THE 136 00:03:41,377 --> 00:03:42,176 URBAN OUTFITTERS. 137 00:03:42,243 --> 00:03:43,210 >> HMM. 138 00:03:43,277 --> 00:03:44,543 CAN I BE HONEST WITH YOU? 139 00:03:44,610 --> 00:03:46,110 I DON'T THINK YOU GOT IT, KID. 140 00:03:46,176 --> 00:03:47,377 I DON'T THINK YOU GOT THE 141 00:03:47,443 --> 00:03:48,043 DISCIPLINE. 142 00:03:48,110 --> 00:03:49,744 TO BE GREAT, IT TAKES LOTS OF 143 00:03:49,810 --> 00:03:51,377 PRACTICE, AND YOU EITHER GOT 144 00:03:51,443 --> 00:03:53,176 THAT FIRE IN YOUR BELLY, OR YOU 145 00:03:53,243 --> 00:03:53,710 DON'T. 146 00:03:53,777 --> 00:03:55,143 >> Toki: BUTS I DOS. I DOS. 147 00:03:55,210 --> 00:03:55,644 LOOKS. 148 00:03:55,710 --> 00:03:56,877 I MADES MY OWN GUITAR 149 00:03:56,944 --> 00:03:57,610 IDENTITIES. 150 00:03:57,677 --> 00:03:59,076 YOU GOTS TO HELP ME, 151 00:03:59,143 --> 00:04:00,043 MR. SELFTCARK. 152 00:04:00,110 --> 00:04:01,911 >> ONLY IF YOU PROMISE ME YOU'LL 153 00:04:01,977 --> 00:04:03,510 GO ALL THE WAY. 154 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:04,944 NO SHORTCUTS. 155 00:04:05,011 --> 00:04:06,110 NO BULL. 156 00:04:06,176 --> 00:04:08,710 ALL OR NOTHING. 157 00:04:08,777 --> 00:04:10,410 >> Toki: YOU GOTS A DEAL. 158 00:04:10,477 --> 00:04:11,911 >> Murderface: OKAY, YOU TWO. 159 00:04:11,977 --> 00:04:13,577 NOW, BEING A DICK TAKES A LOT OF 160 00:04:13,644 --> 00:04:14,011 WORK. 161 00:04:14,076 --> 00:04:17,011 THE OBJECTIVE, GUYS, IS TO DRIVE 162 00:04:17,076 --> 00:04:18,410 SOMEBODY CRAZY. 163 00:04:18,477 --> 00:04:19,176 >> Nathan: OKAY. >> Pickles: YEAH. 164 00:04:20,076 --> 00:04:21,277 >> Murderface: SKWISGAAR'S IN 165 00:04:21,343 --> 00:04:22,310 THERE, PRACTICING AWAY. 166 00:04:22,377 --> 00:04:23,877 LET'S DRIVE HIM CRAZY. 167 00:04:23,944 --> 00:04:24,877 FOLLOW MY LEAD. 168 00:04:24,944 --> 00:04:26,777 TRY TO KEEP UP. 169 00:04:26,844 --> 00:04:28,543 SO, UH, SOUNDS LIKE TOKI'S 170 00:04:28,610 --> 00:04:30,577 REALLY GETTING GOING OVER THERE 171 00:04:30,644 --> 00:04:32,510 WITH THAT NEW GUITAR TEACHER. 172 00:04:32,577 --> 00:04:34,543 >> Pickles: YEAH, I WENT BY HIS 173 00:04:34,610 --> 00:04:35,443 ROOM, DUDE. 174 00:04:35,510 --> 00:04:37,410 HE WAS DOING SOME STUFF ON THE 175 00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:38,076 GUITAR. 176 00:04:38,143 --> 00:04:39,443 I WAS LIKE, "WHAT?" 177 00:04:39,510 --> 00:04:41,510 I NEVER HEARD NOTHING LIKE THAT. 178 00:04:41,577 --> 00:04:43,176 >> Murderface: I WAS LIKE, "ARE 179 00:04:43,243 --> 00:04:44,777 YOU SPEEDING UP A TAPE WITH A 180 00:04:44,844 --> 00:04:46,043 GUITAR SOLO ON THERE?" 181 00:04:46,110 --> 00:04:47,744 >> Nathan: I WAS LIKE THAT, TOO. 182 00:04:47,810 --> 00:04:49,443 BUT THEN I FOUND OUT THAT HE WAS 183 00:04:49,510 --> 00:04:49,877 NOT. 184 00:04:49,944 --> 00:04:51,443 >> Murderface: NO, HE WASN'T. 185 00:04:51,510 --> 00:04:52,744 HE WAS REALLY DOING IT. 186 00:04:52,810 --> 00:04:54,110 >> Pickles: HEY, OH, HEY, 187 00:04:54,176 --> 00:04:55,377 SKWISGAAR. 188 00:04:55,443 --> 00:04:56,510 >> Skwisgaar: HE'S GETTING 189 00:04:56,577 --> 00:04:57,277 PRETTY GOOD, HUH? 190 00:04:57,343 --> 00:04:58,644 >> Murderface: YES, HE'S GETTING 191 00:04:58,710 --> 00:04:59,210 QUITE GOOD. 192 00:04:59,277 --> 00:05:01,043 >> Skwisgaar: IF YOU GUYS DON'T 193 00:05:01,110 --> 00:05:02,744 MIND, I MAYBE WANTS TO BE BYS 194 00:05:02,810 --> 00:05:04,844 MYSELF FOR A SECOND. 195 00:05:04,911 --> 00:05:06,911 [ Muffled ] NOOOO! 196 00:05:06,977 --> 00:05:08,610 >> Stampingston: IT APPEARS AS 197 00:05:08,677 --> 00:05:10,310 IF CERTAIN MEMBERS OF DETHKLOK 198 00:05:10,377 --> 00:05:13,577 ARE TAKING MUSIC LESSONS. 199 00:05:13,644 --> 00:05:15,844 ALLOW ME TO OFFICIALLY INTRODUCE 200 00:05:15,911 --> 00:05:17,710 VATA ORLAG, POLITICAL AND 201 00:05:17,777 --> 00:05:19,310 SPIRITUAL SPECIALIST. 202 00:05:19,377 --> 00:05:20,944 >> HAVING TWO GUITARISTS IN THE 203 00:05:21,011 --> 00:05:22,277 SAME BAND IS POTENTIALLY 204 00:05:22,343 --> 00:05:23,911 DESTRUCTIVE BY ITSELF, BUT WHEN 205 00:05:23,977 --> 00:05:25,443 ONE ATTEMPTS TO TAKE AWAY THE 206 00:05:25,510 --> 00:05:27,844 OTHER'S STATUS, GOD HELP US. 207 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,810 THE CLASHING OF THESE EVILS IS 208 00:05:29,877 --> 00:05:31,443 LIKE TWO WARRING TITANS. 209 00:05:31,510 --> 00:05:36,143 IT'S LIKE CLASH OF THE TITANS. 210 00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:40,143 CLASH OF THE TITANS. 211 00:05:40,210 --> 00:05:41,277 >> Skwisgaar: UH. 212 00:05:41,343 --> 00:05:42,677 UH, UH. 213 00:05:42,744 --> 00:05:44,877 [ GUITAR CHORDS PLAYING ] 214 00:06:02,443 --> 00:06:02,944 UGH! 215 00:06:03,011 --> 00:06:04,510 >> [ GROWLING ] 216 00:06:04,577 --> 00:06:06,710 >> Skwisgaar: NO! 217 00:06:06,777 --> 00:06:15,143 >> [ GROWLS ] 218 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:17,176 >> [ ROARS ] 219 00:06:17,243 --> 00:06:18,577 >> Skwisgaar: AAAAH! 220 00:06:18,644 --> 00:06:20,343 >> NOW, TOKI, DID YOU PRACTICE 221 00:06:20,410 --> 00:06:21,577 THIS WEEK'S LESSON? 222 00:06:21,644 --> 00:06:22,710 >> Toki: NO, MASTER. 223 00:06:22,777 --> 00:06:24,277 I MUST CONFESS THAT I DIDN'T. 224 00:06:24,343 --> 00:06:25,076 >> [ SIGHS ] 225 00:06:25,143 --> 00:06:26,443 YOU WANT TO GET BETTER AT 226 00:06:26,510 --> 00:06:27,543 GUITAR, RIGHT, BOY? 227 00:06:27,610 --> 00:06:29,443 >> Toki: OH, MORE THAN ANYTHINGS 228 00:06:29,510 --> 00:06:31,243 IN THE WORLD, BUT FIRST, HAPPY 229 00:06:31,310 --> 00:06:32,210 BIRTHDAY, MASTER! 230 00:06:32,277 --> 00:06:33,377 >> WHAT? WHAT'S THIS? 231 00:06:33,443 --> 00:06:34,977 >> Toki: JUST A POPSICLE STICK 232 00:06:35,043 --> 00:06:36,477 WITH A PICK TAPED TO THE END. 233 00:06:36,543 --> 00:06:38,310 >> YOU REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY. 234 00:06:38,377 --> 00:06:39,277 [ CHUCKLES ] 235 00:06:39,343 --> 00:06:40,443 GIVE ME A HUG. 236 00:06:40,510 --> 00:06:42,477 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU REMEMBERED 237 00:06:42,543 --> 00:06:43,210 MY BIR-- 238 00:06:43,277 --> 00:06:44,443 [ COUGHS ] 239 00:06:44,510 --> 00:06:45,944 >> Toki: JUST MY WAY OF SAYING 240 00:06:46,011 --> 00:06:46,477 THANKS. 241 00:06:46,543 --> 00:06:49,911 JUST...MY WAY OF SAYING... 242 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:50,543 THANKS. 243 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:52,277 >> Skwisgaar: IS THIS HIMS?! 244 00:06:52,343 --> 00:06:54,243 THIS PIECE OF TRASH! 245 00:06:54,310 --> 00:06:55,310 THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. 246 00:06:55,377 --> 00:06:56,110 YOU KNOW THAT? YOU -- 247 00:06:56,677 --> 00:06:58,011 [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] 248 00:06:58,076 --> 00:06:59,243 >> Toki: SKWISGAAR, NO! 249 00:06:59,310 --> 00:07:00,644 HE'S LIKE A FATHER FRIEND! 250 00:07:00,710 --> 00:07:01,877 >> Skwisgaar: OH, YEAH? 251 00:07:01,944 --> 00:07:03,310 THIS GARBAGE CAN RIGHT HERE? 252 00:07:03,377 --> 00:07:04,577 THAT YOUR FRIEND FATHER? 253 00:07:04,644 --> 00:07:06,110 WELL, IT'S EITHER HIMS OR THE 254 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:06,543 BAND. 255 00:07:06,610 --> 00:07:08,043 >> Toki: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 256 00:07:08,110 --> 00:07:09,677 >> Skwisgaar: I HERESBY PERFORM 257 00:07:09,744 --> 00:07:13,143 CITIZENS BAND FIRING, EFFECTIVE 258 00:07:13,210 --> 00:07:14,243 NOW! 259 00:07:14,310 --> 00:07:15,944 >> Toki: OH, YOU CAN'T DO THAT! 260 00:07:16,011 --> 00:07:17,677 YOU NEEDS TO PRESENT IT TO THE 261 00:07:17,744 --> 00:07:18,911 BAND CONGRESS FIRST! 262 00:07:18,977 --> 00:07:20,210 IT GETS THE 2/3 VOTE! 263 00:07:20,277 --> 00:07:21,744 >> Skwisgaar: I WILLS BEGINS THE 264 00:07:21,810 --> 00:07:22,777 PAPERWORK! 265 00:07:22,844 --> 00:07:23,944 GOOD DAY! 266 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:25,310 >> WELL, IT'S BEEN A ROUGH TIME 267 00:07:25,377 --> 00:07:26,644 FOR DETHKLOK, WITH A FULL-BLOWN 268 00:07:26,710 --> 00:07:27,877 GUITAR WAR WAGING BEHIND THE 269 00:07:27,944 --> 00:07:28,343 SCENES. 270 00:07:28,410 --> 00:07:29,710 ALL THIS WHILE THE WORLD WAITS 271 00:07:29,777 --> 00:07:31,011 TO HEAR WHAT TOKI WARTOOTH CAN 272 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:32,343 REALLY DO ON GUITAR. 273 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:33,844 I GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT AT THE 274 00:07:33,911 --> 00:07:35,443 TOKI WARTOOTH RECITAL, SCHEDULED 275 00:07:35,510 --> 00:07:36,110 THIS WEEK. 276 00:07:36,176 --> 00:07:37,410 IN A PRESS RELEASE WRITTEN BY 277 00:07:37,477 --> 00:07:38,377 NATHAN, PICKLES, AND 278 00:07:38,443 --> 00:07:39,577 WILLIAM MURDERFACE, IT WAS 279 00:07:39,644 --> 00:07:40,944 STATED THAT SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF 280 00:07:41,011 --> 00:07:42,911 IS A SWEDISH DILDO LIQUOR AND 281 00:07:42,977 --> 00:07:44,877 THAT TOKI HAS GROWN INTO A TRUE 282 00:07:44,944 --> 00:07:46,777 GUITAR MASTER AND IS A LADY ON 283 00:07:46,844 --> 00:07:47,644 HIS PERIOD. 284 00:07:47,710 --> 00:07:50,210 AND THAT'S THE DETHKLOK MINUTE. 285 00:07:50,277 --> 00:07:51,377 >> Charles: I CANNOT IN GOOD 286 00:07:51,443 --> 00:07:52,710 FAITH SIGN OFF ON THIS CITIZEN'S 287 00:07:52,777 --> 00:07:53,110 FIRING. >> Skwisgaar: WHY NOTS? 288 00:07:54,176 --> 00:07:55,377 >> Charles: BECAUSE SOME OF THE 289 00:07:55,443 --> 00:07:56,577 OTHER BANDMATES NEGLECTED TO 290 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:56,911 VOTE. 291 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,143 >> Murderface: I SAID IT ONCE, 292 00:07:58,210 --> 00:07:59,110 AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN. VOTING SUCKS. 293 00:07:59,810 --> 00:08:01,011 >> Pickles: I WAS ACTUALLY THE 294 00:08:01,076 --> 00:08:02,210 PRESIDENT OF THE VOTING-SUCKS 295 00:08:02,277 --> 00:08:03,076 CLUB IN HIGH SCHOOL. >> Nathan: OH, YEAH? 296 00:08:04,043 --> 00:08:04,644 HOW'D THAT GO? >> Pickles: I NEVER GOT 297 00:08:05,710 --> 00:08:06,176 RE-ELECTED. 298 00:08:06,243 --> 00:08:07,343 >> Murderface: GIT-R-DONE! 299 00:08:07,410 --> 00:08:08,343 >> Nathan: YOU KNOW IT. 300 00:08:08,410 --> 00:08:09,577 >> Charles: TOKI, I DON'T KNOW 301 00:08:09,644 --> 00:08:10,176 WHAT TO SAY. 302 00:08:10,243 --> 00:08:11,377 EITHER YOU WORK THIS OUT WITH 303 00:08:11,443 --> 00:08:12,477 SKWISGAAR OR YOU'LL HAVE A 304 00:08:12,543 --> 00:08:13,510 BIGGER DECISION TO MAKE. 305 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:14,710 >> Toki: I NOTS WORKS IT OUT. 306 00:08:14,777 --> 00:08:15,577 >> Skwisgaar: SEE?! 307 00:08:15,644 --> 00:08:16,911 SEE? RIGHT THERE. 308 00:08:16,977 --> 00:08:18,377 I CAN'TS EVEN TALKS TO HIM. 309 00:08:18,443 --> 00:08:19,377 HE'S UNRATIONALS. 310 00:08:19,443 --> 00:08:22,710 >> Charles: WELL, THERE YOU GO. 311 00:08:22,777 --> 00:08:24,243 >> Murderface: UH, SKWISGAAR, 312 00:08:24,310 --> 00:08:25,877 THAT "TOKI GETTING REALLY GOOD" 313 00:08:25,944 --> 00:08:27,043 THING, JUST KIDDING. 314 00:08:27,110 --> 00:08:27,710 ALL A LIE. 315 00:08:27,777 --> 00:08:29,076 SEE YOU! 316 00:08:29,143 --> 00:08:30,610 >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 317 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,777 TOKI WARTOOTH! 318 00:08:32,844 --> 00:08:34,110 >> TOKI WILL NOW GIVE 319 00:08:34,176 --> 00:08:35,844 INFORMATION ABOUT HIS MUSICAL 320 00:08:35,911 --> 00:08:36,677 INSTRUMENT. 321 00:08:36,744 --> 00:08:38,110 >> Toki: THANKS YOU. 322 00:08:38,176 --> 00:08:40,377 AND NOWS I DEMONSTRATES THE NAME 323 00:08:40,443 --> 00:08:41,543 OF THE STRING. 324 00:08:41,610 --> 00:08:45,011 THIS ONE IS AN "E," AND THERE'S 325 00:08:45,076 --> 00:08:47,277 ANOTHER "E" HERES. 326 00:08:47,343 --> 00:08:48,043 AND THE "G." 327 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:49,110 [ CROWD MURMURING ] 328 00:08:49,176 --> 00:08:50,543 AND THE "P." 329 00:08:50,610 --> 00:08:51,977 AND THE "C." 330 00:08:52,043 --> 00:08:53,710 THOSE ARE WHAT'S CALLED THE 331 00:08:53,777 --> 00:08:55,176 FRET. 332 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:57,343 THAT'S -- THAT'S NOT A STRING. 333 00:08:57,410 --> 00:08:59,243 BUT IT'S -- IT'S NEAR THE 334 00:08:59,310 --> 00:09:01,310 STRING, AND, UH, NEVER MIND. 335 00:09:01,377 --> 00:09:03,644 LET'S PLAY THE SCALE THAT'S, UH, 336 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,844 THE MAJOR SCALES ON THE GUITAR 337 00:09:05,911 --> 00:09:07,277 STRING. 338 00:09:07,343 --> 00:09:09,510 [ HEARTBEAT ] 339 00:09:09,577 --> 00:09:11,577 NO, I CAN'T DO THIS! 340 00:09:11,644 --> 00:09:13,076 >> WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG? 341 00:09:13,143 --> 00:09:14,477 >> Toki: CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE, 342 00:09:14,543 --> 00:09:14,944 MASTER. 343 00:09:15,011 --> 00:09:16,243 I CAN'TS TAKES NO MORE PIANO 344 00:09:16,310 --> 00:09:16,744 LESSONS. >> YOU MEAN GUITAR? 345 00:09:17,677 --> 00:09:18,477 >> Toki: WHATEVER. 346 00:09:18,543 --> 00:09:19,577 I JUST WISH I COULD BE -- 347 00:09:19,644 --> 00:09:21,577 >> SHH. 348 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:22,710 SHH. 349 00:09:22,777 --> 00:09:24,577 IT'S JUST AS WELL. 350 00:09:24,644 --> 00:09:25,911 I'M DYING, BOY. 351 00:09:25,977 --> 00:09:26,844 I'M DYING. 352 00:09:26,911 --> 00:09:28,543 [ COUGHS ] 353 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:30,210 >> Skwisgaar: TOKI, STOP! 354 00:09:30,277 --> 00:09:31,744 I WANTS YOU TO HAVE THIS. 355 00:09:31,810 --> 00:09:33,977 THIS IS AN IMPORTANCE TO YOU 356 00:09:34,043 --> 00:09:36,343 THAT YOU HAVE A MAGICAL THINGS 357 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:38,510 WITH THAT GUYS RIGHT THERE. 358 00:09:38,577 --> 00:09:40,844 AND I NOW KNOW THAT YOU NEVER 359 00:09:40,911 --> 00:09:42,644 GOTS GOOD AT GUITARS. 360 00:09:42,710 --> 00:09:45,076 SO IT'S OKAY FOR YOU TO HAVE 361 00:09:45,143 --> 00:09:46,777 THIS RELATIONSHIPS. 362 00:09:46,844 --> 00:09:49,011 >> Nathan: HEY, OVER HERE! 363 00:09:49,076 --> 00:09:50,143 I'M SORRY. 364 00:09:50,210 --> 00:09:52,577 I KNOW IT WAS WRONG TO HAVE 365 00:09:52,644 --> 00:09:54,176 MANIPULATED YOU. 366 00:09:54,243 --> 00:09:56,277 IF I COULD TAKE IT BACK, I 367 00:09:56,343 --> 00:09:57,043 WOULD. I WAS WRONG. 368 00:09:57,944 --> 00:09:59,510 >> Toki: SKWISGAAR, YOU WERE 369 00:09:59,577 --> 00:10:01,277 AFRAIDS THAT I WAS BETTER THAN 370 00:10:01,343 --> 00:10:01,710 YOU? 371 00:10:01,777 --> 00:10:03,677 >> Pickles: STOP! OVER HERE! 372 00:10:03,744 --> 00:10:06,210 DON'T QUIT THE BAND, TOKI! 373 00:10:06,277 --> 00:10:07,610 AND SORRY! 374 00:10:07,677 --> 00:10:09,977 I SHOULDN'T HAVE MANIPULATED THE 375 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:10,944 SITUATION! >> Nathan: HEY! 376 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,110 PICKLES, OVER HERE! 377 00:10:13,176 --> 00:10:14,310 >> Pickles: YEAH?! 378 00:10:14,377 --> 00:10:15,744 >> Nathan: IT'S NATHAN! 379 00:10:15,810 --> 00:10:17,410 UM, I ALREADY SAID ALL THAT 380 00:10:17,477 --> 00:10:18,744 STUFF, LIKE, ALREADY. 381 00:10:18,810 --> 00:10:19,644 >> Pickles: YOU DID?! >> Skwisgaar: YES. 382 00:10:20,477 --> 00:10:22,944 TOKI, THE BANDS NEEDS YOU EVENS 383 00:10:23,011 --> 00:10:25,343 THOUGH YOU DON'TS DO NOTHING. 384 00:10:25,410 --> 00:10:27,011 >> Murderface: STOP! 385 00:10:27,076 --> 00:10:28,210 I'M SORRY! 386 00:10:28,277 --> 00:10:30,243 SORRY ABOUT BEING A DICK, BUT 387 00:10:30,310 --> 00:10:32,377 SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO SUPPRESS 388 00:10:32,443 --> 00:10:34,176 THE URGE OF RUINING OTHER 389 00:10:34,243 --> 00:10:36,176 PEOPLE'S LIVES! 390 00:10:36,243 --> 00:10:38,110 WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE JUST GO 391 00:10:38,176 --> 00:10:40,911 KILL YOURSELF, IDIOTS?! 392 00:10:40,977 --> 00:10:41,877 I'M SORRY! 393 00:10:41,944 --> 00:10:43,677 I'M JUST BEING A DICK! 394 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:44,744 >> Toki: WOWEE! 395 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:48,210 YOU REALLY ARE MY FAMILY. 396 00:10:48,277 --> 00:10:50,577 >> BOY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY ONE 397 00:10:50,644 --> 00:10:52,877 THING BEFORE I GO. 398 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,610 I LOVE YOU, BOY. 399 00:10:54,677 --> 00:10:57,011 [ COUGHS ] 400 00:10:57,076 --> 00:10:59,744 I LOVE Y-- 25040

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