Original subtitles

>> AAH!

>> Selatcia: BE BLIND.

>> SO, ARE YOU STILL GETTING

THOSE HEADACHES?

>> Crozier: I'M FINE.

>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, YOU

STUBBORN SON OF A BITCH.

HEY, ARE YOU STILL HAVING A HARD

TIME REMEMBERING WHAT HAPPENED

AFTER THE...

>> Crozier: AFTER MY MISSION.

EVERYTHING'S MURKY, AND THEN

THERE'S JUST A BLANK SPACE.

>> AND YOUR COLLEAGUE?

>> Crozier: CARDINAL RAVENWOOD.

THEY SAID HE DIED OF A HEART

ATTACK.

>> AND THE NIGHTMARES?

>> Crozier: I JUST NEED TO GET

BACK TO WORK.

>> ALL RIGHT, MY FRIEND.

HERE'S A PRESCRIPTION FOR YOU.

AND, HEY, TELL ME IF YOU START

REMEMBERING ANYTHING, ALL RIGHT?

>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!

DETHKLOK! ♪

♪ I'M...TICKING...FOR...THE...

DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! ♪

♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF, TALLER

THAN A TREE ♪

♪ TOKI WARTOOTH, NOT A

BUMBLEBEE ♪

♪ WILLIAM MURDERFACE MURDERFACE

MURDERFACE ♪

♪ PICKLES THE DRUMMER ♪

♪ DOODILY DOO, DOODILY DOO ♪

♪ NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪

>> WE ARE NOW IN THE MIDDLE OF A

RECORD-SETTING GLOBAL ECONOMIC

DEPRESSION.

>> IT HAS BEEN MONTHS SINCE THE

LEGENDARY METAL BAND DETHKLOK

WAS ALLEGEDLY ATTACKED BY FANS

IN THE GULF OF GDANSK.

>> ...BELIEVE THAT THESE

DANGEROUS EVENTS HAD FORCED THE

BAND TO COMPLETELY RECONSIDER

PUBLIC APPEARANCE.

>> IT PAINS ME THAT I DO NOT

HAVE THE ABILITY TO BRING

DETHKLOK BACK TO THE PUBLIC, AND

THEREFORE, I GIVE YOU THIS.

[ GURGLING ]

>> Charles: GENTLEMEN, I HAVE

THE RECORDING SCHEDULES RIGHT

HERE.

YOU'LL SEE THAT WE NEED TO GET

STARTED ON THE NEW RECORD PRETTY

SOON, SO...

UH, NOTHING?

>> Pickles: CAN YOU JUST AT

LEAST ASK US HOW WE'RE DOING OR

SOMETHING BEFORE YOU START WITH

ALL THIS ROBOTIC CRAP?

>> Murderface: [ Lisping ] YEAH,

YOU'RE ALL LIKE, "HERE'S THE"

SCHEDULE" AND "NOW, GET TO WORK,

YOU UGLY HUMPS."

>> Pickles: YOU'RE LIKE A ROBOT.

YOU'RE LIKE AN EMOTIONLESS

ROBOT.

>> Nathan: YEAH, HE IS A ROBOT.

YOU'RE A ROBOT.

>> Murderface: ROBOTS ARE NOT TO

BE TRUSTED.

>> Charles: OKAY, FINE.

HOW ARE ALL OF YOU?

>> Skwisgaar: HOWS ARE WE'S?

WE'S IN THE MIDDLE OF HAVING A

[BLEEP] DINNERS MEAL.

THAT'S HOWS WE AM.

>> Nathan: TOKI, YOU MAY CLEAR

THE TABLE WHEN YOU FEEL THAT

IT'S TIME.

>> Toki: ANY OF YOU GUYS MIND IF

I MACE THIS STUPID TURKEY?

>> Pickles: GO AHEAD.

I DON'T WANT NO MORE.

>> Toki: AAH!

TAKE THAT, YOU STUPID TURKEY!

RIGHT IN YOUR FACE.

>> Charles: UH, I'M SORRY.

WHAT IS THAT? >> Toki: OH, IT'S A

PELVIC-THRUST MACE BELT.

>> Pickles: YEAH, PELVIC-THRUST

MACE BELTS.

>> Murderface: NOW, STAND FEET

SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

ONE PELVIC THRUST.

AND THEN OUT COMES THE MACE.

BLIND.

>> Pickles: OH, YOU BLINDED MY

BALLS.

THAT -- THAT ACTUALLY BURNS,

HORRIBLY.

>> Murderface: YOU KNOW IT!

>> Charles: WELL, THAT'S GREAT,

EVEN THOUGH THE IDEA OF MACING

SOMEONE IS TO ACTUALLY GET IT IN

THEIR EYES AND NOT IN THEIR, UH,

TESTICLES BECAUSE IT DOESN'T

REALLY DO ANYTHING.

>> Toki: COULD YOU JUST PLEASE

GET OUT OF HERE?

>> Charles: YOU HAVE TO GET BACK

TO WORK AND INTO THE STUDIO,

MAKE ANOTHER RECORD, SO START

THINKING ABOUT THAT. >> Nathan: OH, YEAH?

WELL, START THINKING ABOUT THIS!

[ GRUNTING ]

>> Charles: ACTUALLY, I HAD THAT

TABLE -- HAD THAT TABLE -- I HAD

THAT TABLE PERMANENTLY AFFIXED

TO THE FLOOR.

>> Nathan: DON'T YOU TAKE AWAY

MY ABILITY TO HAVE TANTRUMS, ALL

RIGHT?

THAT YOU CANNOT HAVE, ALL RIGHT,

YOU ROBOT?

>> Charles: I MUST SAY THAT I

HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU THIS

RECLUSIVE AND MOODY BEFORE, BUT

THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WE CAN

DO TO GET YOU GUYS BACK OUT

THERE PLAYING SHOWS. >> Toki: BUT WHAT IF THERE ARE

FANS OUT THERE WHO WANT TO KILL US?

>> Charles: THERE WON'T BE.

I HAVE A PROPOSAL.

I THINK YOU'LL BE INTERESTED

SINCE YOUR CONCERN WITH SECURITY

HAS INCREASED.

A NUMBER OF CRIMINALS ARE TO BE

EXECUTED SOON, AND THE PRISON

SYSTEM HAS ASKED YOU TO PERFORM

AT THIS EXECUTION BECAUSE --

>> Nathan: NO. PASS.

>> Charles: AND THEY WANT YOU TO

PICK HOW THEY'RE EXECUTED.

>> Nathan: OH! OH!

DARN! THAT'S AWESOME!

THAT'S REALLY AWESOME!

>> Charles: IS THIS, UH,

SOMETHING YOU WOULD CONSIDER

DOING?

>> Nathan: UGH! YEAH!

BUT IT'S GOT TO BE REALLY

[BLEEP] BRUTAL.

>> THEY'RE CALLING IT A 21-GUN

SUICIDE SALUTE.

>> BY COINCIDING THEIR OFFICIAL

RETURN TO THE PUBLIC WITH THE

BIGGEST SINGLE ACT OF CAPITAL

PUNISHMENT IN RECORDED HISTORY.

>> THESE PRISONERS ARE BEING

CALLED THE WORST OF THE WORST,

AND THEY'RE ALL TO BE EXECUTED.

>> CRIMINALS FROM AS FAR AWAY AS

AUSTRALIA AND THAILAND HAVE

TRAVELED HERE TO BE PART OF THIS

EVENT.

>> I CONSIDER IT AN HONOR TO BE

KILLED BEFORE DETHKLOK.

DETHKLOK RULES! KILL ME!

>> BUT SOME PRISONERS DON'T FEEL

THE SAME.

THE NOW-FAMOUS CANNIBALISTIC

BABY MURDERER ALFRED BELMER,

KNOWN FOR KILLING AND EATING UP

TO 274 BABIES AND TODDLERS, HAD

THIS TO SAY.

>> DETHKLOK IS SCUM!

IT'S REPULSIVE TO THE [BLEEP]

EAR.

THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

>> AND SO WE WAIT, AS ALL OF THE

WORLD DOES.

SEVERAL HUNDRED HAVE DIED FROM

HEATSTROKE AND DEHYDRATION, BUT

STILL, THEY WAIT.

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE!

[ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

IT'S DETHKLOK!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Nathan: LET THE PARTY BEGIN.

♪ FIRE! ♪

♪ FIRE! ♪

>> IT'S ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY!

>> Nathan: ♪ FIRE! ♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]

>> OH, DEAR GOD, WHAT IS THAT?!

>> ♪ SAY YOUR GOODBYES ♪

♪ THAT WAS YOUR LIFE ♪

♪ YOU'LL PAY ALL YOUR PENANCE ♪

♪ LATER GET THE DEATH SENTENCE ♪

♪ D-D-D-D-D-D-DIE ♪

♪ D-D-D-D-D-D-DIE ♪

♪ D-D-D-D-D-D-DIE ♪

♪ D-D-D-D-D-D-DIE ♪

♪ D-D-D-D-D-D-DIE ♪

♪ D-D-D-D-D-D-DIE ♪

>> IT HAS CRASHED THROUGH THE

WALL.

THE PRISONERS ARE ESCAPING.

AND THEY'RE OFF RUNNING NOW!

>> EAT THIS [BLEEP] ROCK, YOU

[BLEEP]

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

>> YEAH!

>> AND HERE LIES THE BLOODY

AFTERMATH OF HISTORY'S WORST

PRISON ESCAPE.

>> [ MUMBLING ]

>> I DON'T KNOW IF THE COUNTRY

COULD EVER COME BACK FROM THIS

HORRIBLE TRAGEDY.

>> STOCKS ARE CLIMBING -- A

RECORD TURNAROUND FOR OUR

ECONOMY, ESPECIALLY WITH A NEW

DETHKLOK RECORD ON THE HORIZON.

>> THANK YOU, DETHKLOK.

ON BEHALF OF AMERICA, THANK YOU.

>> Pickles: [ GRUNTS ]

>> Nathan: YEAH, YES!

GOOD JOB, PICKLES.

>> Pickles: THANKS.

AAH!

>> Toki: YOU KNOW, MACE TURKEYS

AIN'T THAT BAD. IT TASTES STINGY.

>> Skwisgaar: IT MAKES MY

TONGUES NUMBS, BUT, YEAH, IT'S

GOOD.

>> Murderface: IT'S GOOD FOR

LUNCH MEAT, YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE

ON THE GO LIKE ME.

I'M ON THE GO USUALLY.

>> Charles: YOU WANTED TO TALK

TO ME?

>> Murderface: OH, YEAH.

SIT DOWN.

>> Charles: NO, THANK YOU.

I'LL STAND.

>> Nathan: WE WANTED TO SAY

WE'RE SORRY.

THERE, THERE YOU GO.

GET OUT OF HERE.

>> Charles: YOU'RE SORRY FOR

RELEASING DANGEROUS CRIMINALS

BACK INTO THE STREETS?

>> Nathan: NO, ABOUT CALLING YOU

A ROBOT.

>> Toki: YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT.

>> Nathan: YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT.

>> Toki: NOT A ROBOT.

>> Murderface: NO, YOU ARE NOT.

AND WE KNOW THAT MUST HAVE MADE

YOU FEEL BAD. >> Charles: MM-HMM.

>> Skwisgaar: AND LISTEN --

YOU'RE THE BEST BUTLER WE'S EVER

HAD, SO WE NO WANT YOUS TO QUIT.

>> Charles: I'M NOT A BUTLER.

NEVER MIND. THAT'S ALL, THEN?

>> Pickles: THAT'S IT.

I MEAN, UH, WE'RE GLAD YOU

FORCED US OUT HERE AGAIN.

YOU KNOW, IT FELT GOOD.

A COUPLE THINGS I WOULD HAVE

DONE DIFFERENTLY --

>> Charles: YOU MEAN LIKE NOT

BLIND THE STAGE DRIVER AND CRASH

IT INTO A PRISON OF DANGEROUS

CRIMINALS?

>> Pickles: NO, THAT WAS A HAPPY

ACCIDENT.

I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE

LIGHTING -- YOU KNOW, CHANGING

THAT UP A LITTLE BIT -- NOT BY

MUCH, JUST SLIGHTLY, YOU KNOW,

'CAUSE THE MOOD WASN'T TOTALLY

CAPTURED, NOT TOTALLY.

>> Charles: VERY WELL.

>> Skwisgaar: AND I WANT THOSE

TURNS -- YOU KNOW, MURDERFACE

AND TOKI'S -- DOWN A LITTLE BIT

IN THE MAIN MIX.

>> Murderface: YEAH, JUST LITTLE

THINGS, YOU KNOW.

I WASN'T CRAZY ABOUT MY NEW

BOOTS EITHER.

COMFORT WHILE PLAYING IS REALLY

IMPORTANT.

>> Nathan: YEAH, IT IS.

IT IS, BUT NO BIG DEAL.

HEY, YOU'LL GET THEM NEXT TIME.

BUT, OH, HEY -- HEY.

>> Charles: YES?

>> Nathan: KEEP UP THE GREAT

WORK. SEE YOU LATER.

>> Charles: GOODBYE.

OH, AND REMEMBER, START THINKING

ABOUT THAT NEW RECORD.

>> Murderface: ROBOT!

>> Stampingston: GENTLEMEN, IT

APPEARS AS IF DETHKLOK IS BACK.

>> Nathan: ♪ FIRE! ♪

♪ FIRE! ♪

♪ FIRE! ♪

♪ FIRE! ♪

[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]

>> CHIRP.