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METALOCALYPSE 119
>> ♪ SHE'S THE DAUGHTER
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WHO'S JUST 19
HE'S A DAD
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THAT'S WAY TOO MEAN
AND IF YOU WANT TO ASK HER OUT
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YOU'LL GET RIGHT IN BETWEEN
DOODILY DOO
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DOODILY DOO
AND IF YOU WANT TO HAVE SOME
FUN
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AND IF YOU WANT TO DO IT RIGHT
YOU'LL BE DATING PENELOPE ♪
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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>> NOW, BE NICE TO THIS ONE,
DADDY.
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I'M SICK OF YOU SCARING ALL MY
DATES AWAY.
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>> WELL, IF THEY CAN'T STAND THE
HEAT, I DON'T WANT 'EM NEAR YOUR
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KITCHEN.
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>> [LAUGH TRACK]
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT
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MEANS.
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>> WELL, WHAT DOES THIS GUY DO
ANYWAY?
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>> HE WORKS AT THIS PLACE--
THE MORGUE.
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>> WELL, AT LEAST YOUR MOTHER
WILL LIKE HIM.
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>> WHAT?
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>> UM, PEOPLE MUST BE DYING TO
WORK WITH HIM.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
MORGUE, HUH?
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THIS ONE MIGHT NOT SCARE SO
EASILY.
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>> [CHEERING AND HOOTING]
>> DON'T YOU THINK THAT A
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DRIVEWAY IS A FUNNY PLACE FOR
A
DOG TO SLEEP?
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>> [LAUGHTER]
>> UH, THIS ISN'T YOUR DOG,
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IS IT?
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>> ♪ DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK ♪
>> ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK
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DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK ♪
>> ♪ I'LL
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TEACH YOU
WHO
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ROCK
DETHKLOK!
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DETHKLOK! ♪
>> ♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF
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TALLER THAN A TREE
TOKI WARTOOTH
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NOT A BUMBLE BEE
WILLIAM MURDERFACE
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MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE
PICKLES THE DRUMMER
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DOODILY DOO, DING-DONG
DOODILY DOODILY DOO
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NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪
>> IT SEEMS THAT DETHKLOK HAVE
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DECIDED TO BECOME PROFESSIONAL
ACTORS.
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GENTLEMEN, OUR RESIDENT ACTING
EXPORT DR. CHAZZ
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FAZZLEDOPENHOFFER.
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DR. CHAZZ?
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>> THIS DETHKLOK ACTING
BUSINESS
CONCERNS ME.
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WE'VE GONE TO GREAT LENGTHS TO
CONTROL MOVIES AND BLEND THEM
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TOGETHER WITH TELEVISION INTO
ONE BLAND, LIFELESS FACE THAT
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THE HUMANOID PUBLIC CAN
NOURISH
OFF OF.
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>> DO YOU THINK DETHKLOK COULD
REALLY HAVE AN IMPACT ON THE
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MOVIE INDUSTRY?
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>> WHAT DETHKLOK THREATENS TO
DO IS AWAKEN THE IMAGINATION
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OF THE PUBLIC!
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THEY HAVE CHARISMA.
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THEY HAVE IT!
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THEY HAVE...
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ZAZZ.
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>> SUPPOSING THEY DO MAKE A
SUCCESSFUL MOVIE, WHAT'S THE
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WORST-CASE SCENARIO?
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>> INDEPENDENT THOUGHT
RETURNS,
CREATIVE CONTROL GOES BACK TO
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THE ARTIST, ACTORS BECOME SMART
AND COOL AGAIN, MOVIES BECOME
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THOUGHTFUL, ENDINGS BECOME HARD
TO FIGURE OUT, PEOPLE GO TO
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THEATERS AND...
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INTERACT WITH EACH OTHER.
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>> AND BECOME ENTIRELY HARDER
TO
CONTROL.
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>> THE DOMINO EFFECT.
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>> THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED "BLOOD
OCEAN" STARRING DETHKLOK IS
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CURRENTLY IN ITS 13th MONTH OF
PRODUCTION.
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NO ONE HAS SEEN ANY FOOTAGE, BUT
IT PROMISES TO BE ONE OF THE
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BIGGEST-BUDGETED MOVIES IN FILM
HISTORY.
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BEHEMOTH STUDIO HEAD JAMES
GRISHNACK WAS QUOTED AS SAYING
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"THIS WILL BE A MONUMENTALLY
BRUTAL FILM."
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NOW, THE PLOT OF "BLOOD OCEAN"
IS TIGHTLY UNDER WRAPS, BUT WE
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FOUND OUT A COUPLE OF THINGS.
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IT'S GONNA HAVE SPACE VIKINGS,
SERIAL KILLERS, MURDER, AND IT
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WILL HAVE MILLIONS OF
DOLLARS IN
SPECIAL EFFECTS.
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AND THAT'S THE DETHKLOK MINUTE.
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>> SHUT IT OFF!
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>> CONGRATULATIONS,
MR. GRISHNACK!
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>> CONGRATULATIONS?!
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FOR WHAT, HAVING BLOWN MORE
MONEY ON A MOVIE THAN ANYONE
IN
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HISTORY?!
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A MOVIE FILLED WITH MUMBLING
IDIOTS THAT NO ONE CAN
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UNDERSTAND?!
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AND THEY'RE STILL MAKING IT?!
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AND THERE'S NO ENDING?!
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>> WELL, LOOK AT THE BRIGHT
SIDE: AT LEAST EVERYONE'S
HAPPY.
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>> HAPPY NOW?
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>> I WASN'T TRYING TO BE--
>> GO GET DADDY A DRINK.
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GRR!
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>> BEFORE WE TAKE OVER AND
PILLAGE THE SPACE PLANET
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ALFA UDERO 7, WE MUST PRAY TO
SPACE ODON--SPACE ODIN.
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GO.
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YOUR TURN.
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>> YEAH.
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AND DIE.
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AND--BUT YET SPACE ORG ON A ZIP
WE ARE MAD AT SERIAL KILLIER.
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>> YEAH, I KNOW.
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NOW, BUT MAYBE WE'LL FIND YOUR
FATHER OUT THERE.
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YOU GO.
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>> SWELL, SWINGS!
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THAT--LOOK AT HIMS FORS A
BILLION YEAR.
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>> AND CUT.
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THAT'S JUST GREAT.
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SKWISGAAR, CAN I TALK TO YOU?
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>> UH.
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>> HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
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>> YEAH, CUT, PRINT.
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MOVINGS ON.
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THAT'S THE ONE.
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>> I AGREE, IT WAS GREAT,
BUT, UH...
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HUH.
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WE'RE HAVING A HARD TIME
MAKING
OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?
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>> LIKE WHAT?!
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>> LIKE THE WORDS.
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>> AH, I CAN'T SAY THOSE WORDS
ANY HARDER THAN I TRIED.
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AH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL
YOU.
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>> WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS,
SKWISGAAR, WE'LL MAKE A DEAL.
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I'LL DIRECT AS BEST AS I CAN IF
YOU SAY THEM WORDS AS BEST AS
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YOU CAN REALLY DO IT.
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>> I'M AFRAID YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
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IF YOU READ OUR CONTRACT,
YOU'LL
REALIZE THAT YOU CAN'T DIRECT,
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NOTE, OR BERATE US BECAUSE IT
SICKENS US.
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YOU'RE FIRED.
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>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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I WASN'T EVEN TRYING TO DIRECT
HIM.
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I WAS TRYING TO GET HIM TO
SPEAK
CLEAR, THAT'S ALL.
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THAT'S ALL.
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>> YEAH.
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THAT'S A NO-NO.
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YOU KNOW, IN OUR CONTRACT, NO
APPROACHING OF ANY OF US, SO...
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>> YEAH, YOU KNEW THAT.
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>> SO, I'M FIRED?
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>> OH, CLASSIC HOLLYWOOD!
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NOW MAYBE YOU HANGS YOURSELF!
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HA HA!
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>> HANG MYSELF?
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>> WE'RE TALKING WITH
J.F. AMARTH LIVE ON THE SET OF
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"BLOOD OCEAN."
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J.F., YOU'VE WORKED WITH A LOT
OF LEGENDARY ACTORS OVER THE
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YEARS.
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WHAT'S IT LIKE WORKING WITH
DETHKLOK?
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>> WELL, WHAT YOU NEED TO
REMEMBER IS THAT IN MY DAY,
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ACTING WASN'T A GAME...
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
...JUST MINCE IN OFF THE
STREET
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AND PUT ON SOME MAKEUP.
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DO YOU MIND?!
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>> OH, SORRY, J.F.
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NEVER DROVE A FORKLIFT BEFORE.
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JUST GOTTA PUT IT IN PARK.
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HOLD ON.
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THERE.
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SORRY.
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>> THE MOVIE BUSINESS CHANGED.
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IT'S TOO MUCH FOR US--
AAGH!
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>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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>> OH, YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!
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NO, NO, NO, NO!
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LEAVE IT IN!
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REALLY!
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>> LET ME FIND IT--
>> I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!
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>> WHOA!
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>> AAGH!
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>> IN A WORLD WITH NO LAWS,
THE PLANETS ARE BEING PILLAGED
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BY SPACE VIKINGS.
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THERE LIES A SECRET TO A SWORDS
FATHERS MAKER WHO KNOWS THE
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IDENTITY OF A SERIAL KILLER--
>> I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
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>> AND THE OIL RIG WHERE THE
HAUNTED CRYPT OF
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MANINGDALAFALAFAL LIES.
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>> NO!
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>> AND THE LOVE WHERE IT
HAPPENED AT.
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>> SPACE ODIN!
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>> "BLOOD OCEAN."
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>> "BLOOD OCEAN."
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COMING SOON.
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"BLOOD OCEAN."
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>> I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
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>> "BLOOD OCEAN."
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>> WHOO!
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>> THAT'S COOL!
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>> WE'RE AMAZING ACTORS!
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>> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT!
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>> DID YOU SEE THAT?!
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WE'RE BETTER THAN MEATLOAF!
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>> THAT WAS ONLY THE TRAILER!
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JUST IMAGINE WHAT THE MOVIE'S
LIKE!
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>> I CAN'TS WAITS TO SEE US INS
THIS MOVIE.
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>> I DON'T MEAN TO RAIN ON THE
PARADE HERE, BUT--
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>> DON'T!
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JUST DON'T.
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GO AWAY.
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CAN'T YOU SEE HOW HAPPY WE ARE?
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DON'T RUIN THAT.
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>> YOU ARE ALL VERY DRUNK, YES?
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>> WELL, YEAH.
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>> OF COURSE.
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>> [WHIMPERS]
>> I'M CONCERNED
GRISHNACK--THE
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STUDIO HEAD--HAS BEEN
DODGING MY
PHONE CALLS.
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AND IT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN.
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SOMETIMES THAT MEANS THAT THE
MOVIE IS VERY BAD.
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>> YEAH, SO?!
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WHO GIVE A CRAPS, EH?!
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>> WELL, MOVIES ARE A BIG DEAL,
AND A BAD ONE CAN RUIN YOUR
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IMAGE.
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>> OARS MIMAGE?
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>> IMAGE.
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OH, WE HAVE A IMAGE.
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>> MAGE.
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>> IMAGE.
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>> IAMAGE.
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>> IT MEANS THAT PEOPLE WILL
STOP LIKING YOU AND STOP BUYING
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YOUR MUSIC.
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>> [CHEERING]
>> OH, BOY.
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>> [CHEERING INTENSIFIES]
>> BLOOD.
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AN OCEAN OF BLOOD.
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I WONDER HOW MANY BLOOD DROPS
OF
BLOOD THERE ARE IN THIS BLOOD
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OCEAN.
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I WONDER HOW MUCH IS IT IN A
DROP.
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I WONDER, HAS--WELL--I...
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LET'S JUST SAY THERE ARE
APPROXIMATELY...
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>> I AM JUST A COP.
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A COP WHO HAPPENS TO BE A
SERIAL
KILLER.
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HOW DID I GET HERE IN THIS
BLOOD
OCEAN?
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I GUESS IT ALL STARTED A LONG
TIME AGO.
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FAR AWAY FROM HERE.
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>> MY PLANET IS IN SEARCH OF
BLOOD.
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IT WOULD HAVE TO BE A WHOLE
OCEAN OF BLOOD.
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>> WHAT'S THE HELL?
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THAT ISN'T HOWS I SOUND.
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>> I AM TORN BETWEEN MY EVIL
DESIRES AND THE QUEST FOR
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JUSTICE IN...
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>> SO, TAKE THIS AND MULTIPLY
BY
VOLUME OF THE WATER IN THE
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OCEAN, WHICH IS BLOOD.
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BLOOD OCEAN.
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AND WATER--I FOUND...
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I FOUND IT OUT THAT IT'S
TRILLIONS OF GALLONS.
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OH, WHAT THE [BLEEP]?
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00:09:17,835 --> 00:09:18,751
WHAT A PIECE OF [BLEEP].
234
00:09:18,835 --> 00:09:22,085
>> WAS I MORE FAT OR WAS I
MORE
STUPID LOOKING?
235
00:09:22,168 --> 00:09:23,043
MY GOD.
236
00:09:23,126 --> 00:09:23,876
I'M HIDEOUS.
237
00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:25,126
>> WHOSE WAS THAT'S VOICE?!
238
00:09:25,210 --> 00:09:26,668
>> IT DIDN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!
239
00:09:26,751 --> 00:09:27,793
YOU, DO WHATEVER IT TAKES.
240
00:09:27,876 --> 00:09:29,626
THAT PIECE OF CRAP AIN'T
COMING
OUT.
241
00:09:29,710 --> 00:09:31,501
>> AW, NOT EVENS ON DV-D?!
242
00:09:31,585 --> 00:09:32,543
>> TOKI, SHUTS UP!
243
00:09:32,626 --> 00:09:33,210
>> SHUT UP!
244
00:09:33,293 --> 00:09:34,168
>> HELLO, BOYS.
245
00:09:34,251 --> 00:09:36,460
HOPE I'M NOT INTERRUPTING
ANYTHING.
246
00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:39,085
>> MR. GRISHNACK, THAT MOVIE
CANNOT COME OUT.
247
00:09:39,168 --> 00:09:40,501
IT'S CRAP.
248
00:09:40,585 --> 00:09:41,710
>> OH, DON'T BE DRASTIC.
249
00:09:41,793 --> 00:09:43,335
THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
250
00:09:43,418 --> 00:09:47,293
WE JUST HAPPEN TO MAKE ANOTHER--
WHAT YOU CALL IN THIS BUSINESS--
251
00:09:47,376 --> 00:09:49,251
A REAL PIECE OF [BLEEP].
252
00:09:49,085 --> 00:09:51,251
>> SO, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
RELEASE IT?
253
00:09:51,085 --> 00:09:54,085
>> NORMALLY WITH A MOVIE LIKE
THIS, I'D JUST--I'D JUST EAT IT
254
00:09:54,168 --> 00:09:55,251
AND IT WOULD DIE.
255
00:09:55,335 --> 00:09:57,710
BUT SINCE IT'S YOU, OH, YEAH,
WE'RE GONNA PUT THIS OUT.
256
00:09:57,793 --> 00:09:59,210
AND IT'S GONNA MAKE THE MONEY
BACK.
257
00:09:59,293 --> 00:10:01,376
I DON'T CARE IF IT RUIN'S YOUR
CAREERS, I'M MAKING MY MONEY
258
00:10:01,460 --> 00:10:02,126
BACK.
259
00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:03,710
IT'S DETHKLOK IN THE MOVIE.
260
00:10:03,793 --> 00:10:07,085
>> THAT'S OUR REPUTATION
YOU'RE
MESSING WITH, GRISHNACK.
261
00:10:07,168 --> 00:10:10,626
>> ALL RIGHT, DILDOS, LISTEN
UP:
I'VE BEEN [BLEEP] OVER
262
00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:14,710
FAT-HEAD CELEBRITIES SINCE
YOU WERE ALL [BLEEP] IN
DIAPERS.
263
00:10:14,793 --> 00:10:19,918
NOW, THIS MOVIE, IT'S A $500
MILLION [BLEEP] SANDWICH,
264
00:10:20,001 --> 00:10:22,876
AND YOU'RE ALL GONNA TAKE A BITE
AND YOU'RE ALL GONNA SMILE
265
00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,293
'CAUSE YOU LOVE HOW IT TASTES.
266
00:10:24,376 --> 00:10:25,376
GOT IT?!
267
00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:28,376
NOW, YOU GO OUT THERE TO
YOUR--
YOUR ADORING PUBLIC.
268
00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:30,085
I WROTE ALL THE REVIEWS.
269
00:10:30,168 --> 00:10:32,460
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT A GOOD MOVIE
IS ANYMORE.
270
00:10:32,543 --> 00:10:34,376
JUST SHUT UP AND SMILE.
271
00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:37,835
REMEMBER, [BLEEP] SANDWICH
TASTES GREAT.
272
00:10:37,918 --> 00:10:39,085
NOW, GO.
273
00:10:39,168 --> 00:10:40,751
>> [CHEERING]
>> SPECTACULAR!
274
00:10:40,835 --> 00:10:41,335
UNBELIEVABLE!
275
00:10:41,418 --> 00:10:42,085
WOW!
276
00:10:42,168 --> 00:10:43,210
WHAT A MOVIE!
277
00:10:43,293 --> 00:10:45,085
>> "BLOOD OCEAN" IS QUITE
POSSIBLY THE BEST MOVIE EVER
278
00:10:45,168 --> 00:10:50,585
MADE.
279
00:10:50,668 --> 00:10:53,876
>> [CROWD SCREAMS]
>> ♪ BLEED, BLEED, BLEED,
BLEED
280
00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,751
BLEED, BLEED, BLEED, BLEED
BLOOD
281
00:10:55,835 --> 00:10:58,751
OCEAN
BLEED, BLEED... ♪
282
00:10:58,835 --> 00:10:59,918
>> HOW FAKE.
283
00:11:00,001 --> 00:11:01,960
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
284
00:11:02,043 --> 00:11:03,335
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
285
00:11:03,418 --> 00:11:05,751
--www.ncicap.org--]
♪ BLOOD OCEAN
286
00:11:05,835 --> 00:11:09,418
THE LAND'S COAGULATED
AND MY MIND'S INCARCERATED
287
00:11:09,501 --> 00:11:13,543
BUT MY HELMET'S VENTILATED
WITH THE SOULS CORRELATED
288
00:11:13,626 --> 00:11:17,418
THOUGH MY FATHER'S FASCINATED
WITH THE PREMISES NEGATED
289
00:11:17,501 --> 00:11:21,960
AND THE NIGHT WILL BE BERATED
WITH THE SOULS OF THE DEFLATED
290
00:11:22,043 --> 00:11:25,710
YOU ARE GONNA LOSE YOUR MIND
TONIGHT ♪
291
00:11:25,793 --> 00:11:26,793
>> CHIRP.
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