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>> [SPEAKING SLURRED GIBBERISH]
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>> OH, STUPID COW!
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LOVE HER!
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>> LOOK, GUYS.
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YOU MIND WRAPPING IT UP?
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I MEAN, I'VE--YOU KNOW, I'VE
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STAYED OPEN AN EXTRA 7 HOURS.
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NOT THAT I REALLY MIND, BUT YOU
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KNOW--OH, OOH, OOH!
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OHH!
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OHH!
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AAH!
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OHH!
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>> ASK IS ALL RIGHT TO DRIVE?
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>> YEAH. HE'S FINE.
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[TIRES SQUEAL]
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>> ♪ STANDING UP
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YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING?
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STANDING STILL
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WELL, THE TINY POP STOOD UP
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STANDING UP
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YOU HEARD THE SONG, Y'ALL
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I'M STANDING UP
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SITTING DOWN FOR ME
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STANDING
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STANDING UP, YOU HEARD ♪
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[SCREAMING]
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OHH, OW, OHH, AAH!
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[HORN HONKS]
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>> ♪ DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK ♪
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>> ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK
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DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK ♪
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>> ♪ I'LL
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TEACH YOU
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WHO
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ROCK
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DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! ♪
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>> ♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF
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TALLER THAN A TREE
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TOKI WARTOOTH
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NOT A BUMBLE BEE
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WILLIAM MURDERFACE
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MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE
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PICKLES THE DRUMMER
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DOODILY DOO, DING-DONG
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DOODILY DOODILY DOO
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NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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>> OH. A BASS.
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>> YOU KNOW, I FIGURED, YOU
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KNOW, YOU PLAY BASS, SO...
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>> OH, THANKS.
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THANK YOU.
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JUST PUT THAT OVER THERE.
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>> HEY. I GOT YOUS KEN BURNS'
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"CIVIL WAR" DOCUMENTARY, YOU
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KNOW.
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ACTUALLY, I THINK THIS IS YOURS.
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I'M JUST GIVING IT BACK TO YOU.
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I, UH, NEVER WATCHED IT.
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>> THANK YOU.
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>> AND I GOT YOU THIS.
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IT'S TWO SIAMESE FIGHTING FISH.
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THEY LOVES TO PAL AROUND.
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THAT'S WHY YOU GETS TWO.
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LOOK.
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>> YEAH. I GUESS I'M LUCKY TO
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BE ALIVE, HUH?
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I MEAN, AM I?
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DO I REALLY DESERVE TO BE HERE
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RIGHT NOW?
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>> OK.
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>> AUGH!
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I DID THIS TO YOU.
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I WAS DRIVING THE MURDERCYCLE.
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IT SHOULD BE ME THERE STILL
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ALIVE WITH ALL THOSE GIFTS.
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I'M SORRY.
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I'M SORRY!
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>> AAH!
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>> OH, GOD. I'M SORRY!
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>> I JUST...
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ALMOST DYING MADE ME THINK.
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NOT VERY HARD, BUT THERE'S GOT
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TO BE SOMETHING OUT THERE
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BEYOND THIS LIFE, THIS LIFE AS
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WE KNOW IT.
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I THINK I NEED TO BECOME
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RELIGIOUS.
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>> IT SEEMS WILLIAM MURDERFACE
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IS EXPLORING RELIGION.
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>> THIS IS A DARK-A SIGN.
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WE HAVE BEEN FEARING THIS.
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>> YES.
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WHEN A CELEBRITY DECIDES TO
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EMBRACE A RELIGION, THEY CAN
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BECOME INCREDIBLY POWERFUL, AND
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THEIR FANS CAN BECOME EVEN MORE
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PASSIONATE.
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>> THIS COULD TURN INTO A MAJOR
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INCIDENT!
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ALL THE SIGNS ARE THERE.
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WE SHOULD IMMOBILIZE THEM.
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OUR PEACE IS AT STAKE.
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MR. SALACIA, I'M OUTLINING
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SEVERAL PLANS--
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>> YOU ARE WORKING FOR ME,
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GENERAL, AND YOUR JOB IS TO
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COLLECT INFORMATION, CLUES,
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NOTHING ELSE.
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>> THIS IS ABSURD!
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>> THAT IS ENOUGH, GENERAL.
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I WILL NOT BE CHALLENGED BY YOU.
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>> SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
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>> VERY LITTLE.
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I'M SUSPICIOUS.
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HIS BACKGROUND IS MURKY, HE'S
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HARD TO TRACK.
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HE'S LIKE A GHOST.
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>> HE KEEPS APPEARING IN MY
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DREAMS.
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HE SPEAKS TO ME IN AN ANCIENT
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LANGUAGE THAT I DON'T
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UNDERSTAND, BUT I THINK HE IS
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TELLING ME THAT I AM GOING TO
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DIE.
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>> I DON'T TRUST HIM, AND I
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DON'T THINK YOU TRUST HIM
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EITHER, AND I'D LIKE TO KNOW
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THAT I HAVE AN ALLY IN YOU AND
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THE CHURCH SHOULD THIS
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OPERATION BLOW OUT OF CONTROL.
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>> YES, YOU DO.
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>> ♪ MMM
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RELIGIOOONNN
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RELIGIOOOONNN
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MMM
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RELIGIOOONNN ♪
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>> THIS IS DILDOS.
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DOESN'T HE KNOW THERE'S NO SUCH
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THINGS AS RELIGION?
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>> YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T BELIEVE
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IN GOD.
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THERE IS SUCH THING AS RELIGION.
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>> WELL, THEN PROVES IT.
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SHOW ME MIRACLES THAT RELIGION
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EXISTS.
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>> WELL, YOU KNOW, THERE'S THE
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BIBLE RIGHT THERE.
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>> WELL, MAYBE I REEVALUATE MY
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LIFE THEN.
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>> GUYS, I NEED TO FIND OUT
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WHICH RELIGION WORKS FOR ME,
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THE GUY IN HERE, AND I CAN'T DO
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IT ALONE.
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I NEED YOU TO COME WITH ME.
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>> ♪ I'M INVOLVED
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IN THE TRUTH MACHINE
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GIVE TO THE POOR AND HELPFULLY
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TWEENER CRUSADERS
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TRUTH INVADERS
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STRIKE THE DEVIL WITH MY
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GREATER GOAL
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DRINK FROM GOD'S CUP
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AND THEN CATAPULT
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INTO HIS KINGDOM
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WE'RE APOSTLES OF FREEDOM
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DON'T YOU KNOW IT WAS
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A TRUTH MACHINE... ♪
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>> OH, COME ON.
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I GREW UP IN THE MIDWEST.
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I DON'T NEED TO SEE ANOTHER
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CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND.
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>> LISTEN. I ALMOST KILLED HIM.
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HE NEEDS OUR SUPPORT.
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JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE.
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SEE, IT'S--IT'S NOT SO BAD.
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IT'S, UH, FRUNGHOOL.
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>> THERE IS NO GOD.
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LISTEN TO HIS GUITAR.
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UGH!
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>> I'M GONNA CHECK OUT THIS
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CHRISTIAN ROCK MOSH PIT.
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>> YEAH!
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ALL RIGHT!
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EVERYBODY...
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PRAISE THE LORD!
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>> OHH!
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>> I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.
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PRETTY GOOD.
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[ORGAN PLAYING]
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>> WHAT KIND OF CHURCH IS THIS?
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>> THIS IS, UH, THE CHURCH OF
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THE ATHEISTS.
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>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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>> OH. IT MEANS THAT THEY DON'T
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BELIEVE IN, YOU KNOW, UH, GOD.
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>> OH. LIKE SKWISGAARD AND TOKI?
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>> NO. WE ARE NIHILISTS.
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WE DON'T BELIEVE IN ANYTHING.
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>> CAN'T A NIHILIST ALSO NOT
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BELIEVE IN GOD, TOO?
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>> UH, I DON'T KNOW.
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>> SHH!
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QUIET.
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>> O GOD, WHOM WE DO NOT
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BELIEVE IN, LET US ALL NOT PRAY
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FOR YOU, WHO DOES NOT EXIST IN
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ANY RATIONAL REAL--OH, NO!
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WE'RE BEING PICKETED BY
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AGNOSTICS!
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>> AGNOSTICS HONOR THE
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POSSIBILITY OF THERE NOT BEING
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A GOD.
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>> GET THEM!
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>> THEY HATE EACH OTHER.
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THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME.
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[WHISTLE BLOWING]
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>> JUST GIVE ME A SIGN.
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SHOW ME THE PATH OF
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ENLIGHTENMENT, DEAR SWEET
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DEMILORD ICON.
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>> I DON'T WANTS TO SOUND
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HARSH, BUT THIS IS GETTING
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WEIRD.
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HE'S BEEN THROUGH EVERY
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RELIGION.
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HE AIN'T DECIDE ON NOTHING.
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THIS KIND OF THING COULD REALLY
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[GUITAR PLAYS] UP A BAND.
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WE MIGHT NEEDS TO KICK HIS ASS
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OUT.
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>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
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>> BECAUSE HE'S CREEPY.
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HE'S ACTING LIKE HE'S [GUITAR
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PLAYS] DEMON POSSESSED.
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LOOK AT HIM.
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>> JA. I AGREE.
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IT ALWAYS HAPPENS.
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ONE BAND MEMBER, YOU KNOW,
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BECOMES RELIGION, AND THE WHOLE
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BAND HAS TO CHANGE TO
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ACCOMMODATE THE GUY, YOU KNOW.
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THE DYNAMIC IS ALL TO BOOM.
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MAGIC IS GONE.
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IT SUCKS, YOU KNOW, BUT, JA, I
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SAY WE KILL HIM.
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>> OH. COME ON, YOU DICKS.
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HE'S THE BASS PLAYER.
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WITHOUT HIM WE'RE NOTHING.
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SURE. WE MIX HIS BASS OUT OF
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PRETTY MUCH EVERY SONG, BUT WE
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NEED HIM.
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OK. WE DON'T REALLY NEED HIM,
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BUT IT'S MY FAULT HE'S THIS WAY.
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I GUESS THAT'S MY POINT.
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>> AW, JUST GIVETH ME A SIGN.
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[GUITAR PLAYING ON CELL PHONE]
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HELLO?
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>> GREETINGS, YOU CHILDREN OF
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SATAN.
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TONIGHT, WE WILL PAY HOMAGE TO
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OUR UNDERLORD AND MAKE
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SACRIFICES UNTO HIM.
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UH, OK.
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BUT FIRST A COUPLE OF
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ANNOUNCEMENTS.
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LAST WEEK, SOME PEOPLE LEFT
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SOME TRASH BEHIND, CANDY
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WRAPPERS, COFFEE CUPS, AND
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EMPTY CHIP BAGS.
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UM, OK. THIS IS A CHURCH OF
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SATAN.
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THIS ISN'T A WASTE PAPER BASKET
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C-CAN.
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SO IF YOU COULD PLEASE JUST
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REMEMBER TO CLEAN UP AFTER
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YOURSELVES, AND WE CAN AVOID
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HAVING, YOU KNOW, ANTS, WORMS,
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RACCOONS.
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HAIL SATAN.
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>> HAIL SATAN.
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>> ALSO, THE NEIGHBOR NEXT DOOR
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IS ON A REAL TEAR.
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HE WANTS--HE'S TOWING CARS, SO
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TRY NOT TO PARK IN FRONT OF HIS
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HOUSE BECAUSE YOUR CAR WILL BE
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TOWED, AND THAT'S AROUND $300.
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$300.
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HAIL SATAN.
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>> HAIL SATAN.
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>> PRAY NOW THE PRAYER OF
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REVENGE.
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FROM WHOM DO YOU SEEK REVENGE?
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>> I SEEK REVENGE ON RACHEL RAY
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AND THE "FOOD NETWORKS."
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CAN'T YOU MAKE HER EYES FALL
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OUT OR SOMETHING?
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TITS FALL OFF?
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>> SATAN, GRANT THIS MAN THE
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GIFT OF REVENGE AGAINST HIS
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FOES AT THE "FOOD NETWORK."
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>> SERIOUSLY?
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>> YES.
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>> S-SERIOUSLY?
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>> YES.
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>> REALLY?
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>> YES.
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>> THAT'S COOL.
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>> AND NOW WE WILL SUMMON THE 4
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DEMONS OF THE APOCALYPSE!
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MEPHISTOPHELES,
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BEEL--BEELZEBUB...
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>> UH, EXCUSE ME!
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EXCUSE ME!
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DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE
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NEAREST BAR IS?
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DOES ANYONE KNOW ANY GOOD BARS
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AROUND HERE?
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YOU'RE KILLING ME.
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YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE.
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IT'S ALL THE SAME.
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IT'S ALL THE SAME.
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ALL RELIGIONS ARE A BUNCH OF
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BORING CRAP!
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DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHERE THERE'S
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A GOOD BAR AROUND HERE?
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>> OH, STUPID COW.
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HA HA HA!
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
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CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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--www.ncicap.org--]
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>> AAH!
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>> AAH!
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>> AAH!
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>> AAH!
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>> [GROWLING]
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>> NO, NO, NO!
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