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[THRASH METAL PLAYING]
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>> ♪ GO FORTH
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AND CONQUER
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GO FORTH AND DIE
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GO FORTH
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AND CONQUER
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GO FORTH AND DIE
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NOW YOU'VE GRADUATED
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MIND IS OVERRATED
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FLUSHING NETHERWORLD'S--
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[BIRDS CAWING]
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>> AAGH!
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[WHIMPERING]
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>> UGH!
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UGH!
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>> [GRUNTING]
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>> AAGH!
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[MUZAK PLAYING]
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>> HEY, [BLEEP] FACE,
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GIVE ME 4 NUMBER 5s!
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>> UM...
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UH...
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UH, SO YOU WANT A 5?
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>> NO, RETARD!
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I WANT 4 5s!
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>> UM...
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>> LISTEN, TONTO,
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YOU GIVE ME 4 5s,
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AND YOU DO IT NOW!
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>> YOU--YOU HAVE--
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YOU WANT IT UM...
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YOU WANT IT...
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>> HEY!
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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AREN'T YOU NATHAN EXPLOSION?
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>> YEAH, I GUESS I AM.
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>> DIDN'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO
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FALL BACK ON AFTER YOUR BAND WAS
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KILLED BY BLACK BIRDS?
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>> HUH.
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NO.
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I NEVER GRADUATED FROM HIGH
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SCHOOL, SO--
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>> HE'S A COMPLETE IDIOT.
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CAN HARDLY FUNCTION.
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HE'S SO STUPID.
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>> YEAH.
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I AM STUPID.
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WAIT--I AM?
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>> OH, WELL.
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THAT'S JUST TOO BAD.
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OH, [BLEEP]!
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LOOK OUT!
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>> OW!
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OH, KETCHUP!
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>> OH, NO!
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NOW YOU GOTTA GO WASH YOUR FACE.
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>> OH.
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FACE.
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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AAGH!
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>> THAT'S THE DEEP FRYER,
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YOU IDIOT!
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>> HA HA HA HA!
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YOUR FACE BURNED!
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>> HA HA HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA HA!
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>> [SCREAMING]
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>> [LAUGHTER]
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>> [SCREAMING]
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>> ♪ DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK ♪
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>> ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK
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DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK ♪
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>> ♪ I'LL
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TEACH YOU
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WHO
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ROCK
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DETHKLOK!
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DETHKLOK! ♪
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>> ♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF
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TALLER THAN A TREE
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TOKI WARTOOTH
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NOT A BUMBLE BEE
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WILLIAM MURDERFACE
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MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE
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PICKLES THE DRUMMER
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DOODILY DOO, DING-DONG
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DOODILY DOODILY DOO
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NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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>> I THINK WE SHOULD ALL
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CONGRATULATE WILLIAM--
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WHO HAS BEEN INVITED TO BE ON
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"CELEBRITY SPELLING BEE."
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THAT'S QUITE AN HONOR, WILLIAM.
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>> YEAH.
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>> DID YOU EVER STOP TO THINK
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THAT MAYBE YOU'RE ON THAT SHOW
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'CAUSE THEY WANT HIGH RATINGS?
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>> UM, THAT'S PRETTY CYNICAL,
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TOKI.
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>> YOU'VE ALSO BEEN INVITED TO
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GIVE THE COMMENCEMENT SPEECH AT
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HARVARD.
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YOU'VE BE GIVING HONORARY
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DEGREES.
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>> FREE DEGREES?!
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I WANT TO BE A FOOT DOCTOR!
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>> I WANT TO BE ABLE TO FLY THE
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PLANE!
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>> YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY USE THOSE
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DEGREES.
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THEY MEAN NOTHING.
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>> WHAT'S THE POINT OF EVEN
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GOING?
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>> WELL, BECAUSE, PICKLES,
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IT'S HARVARD--
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>> YAWN!
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BIG DEALS.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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>> SORRY I'M LATE, GUYS.
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I UH...
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JUST HAD ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE
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"I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT" DREAMS
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AGAIN, AND, YOU KNOW, I THINK I
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MIGHT BE STUPID.
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>> HOW CAN YOU BE STUPID?
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YOU'RE FAMOUS.
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>> THAT IS TRUE.
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>> AND YOU'S A BILLIONAIRE.
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>> THAT SOUNDS SMART TO ME NO
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MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU SLICE
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IT.
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>> HEY, QUICK!
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WHAT'S 6 TIMES...
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9--12.
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OW!
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HEY, WHAT THE [BLEEP]?!
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>> HA HA HA!
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I GETS PUNCHED FOR LAUGHING?!
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>> LAUGHING HURTS MORE.
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>> WELL, ALL I KNOW IS THAT
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THESE DREAMS AREN'T GONNA STOP
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UNTIL I GET MY G.E.D.,
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AND THAT'S THAT.
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>> I'M GOING TO BE ON
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"CELEBRITY SPELLING BEE."
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>> OH, HE DIDN'T GRADUATE
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FROM HIGH SCHOOL!
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>> NATHAN EXPLOSION IS
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FURTHERING HIS EDUCATION.
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THIS COULD HAVE DEVASTATING
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REPERCUSSIONS.
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GENERAL CROZIER?
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>> NATHAN EXPLOSION DROPPED OUT
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OF HIGH SCHOOL.
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HE WAS A FAILURE AS A STUDENT,
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EXCELLING ONLY IN FROG
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DISSECTION AND FOOTBALL.
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>> WE'VE CALLED IN AN EXPERT--
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DR. NATASHA NESCIANTSKIDOVICH.
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SHE RUNS A DETHKLOK THINK-TANK
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IN WASHINGTON, D.C., AND
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SPECIALIZES IN NATHAN EXPLOSION
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STUDIES.
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DOCTOR?
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>> GENERAL.
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AMERICA IS THE DOMINANT FORCE IN
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THE WORLD BECAUSE OUR GREAT
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PEOPLE ARE DANGEROUS AND STUPID.
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NATHAN EXPLOSION IS A HERO TO
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THE IGNORANT.
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IF HE SEEKS HIGHER EDUCATION,
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THEY WILL START TO ACT AS IF
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THEY ARE AS GOOD AS ANYONE.
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IF THE SECRET GETS OUT THAT THE
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WORKING CLASS IS AS SMART AS THE
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UPPER CRUST THAT RUNS THE WORLD,
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WELL, THE RESULTS WOULD BE
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CATASTROPHIC.
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>> THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE
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EARTH.
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>> IS EXPLOSION REALLY THIS MUCH
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OF A THREAT?
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MY FILE SAID HE DIDN'T EVEN
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SPEAK UNTIL HE WAS 5 YEARS OLD.
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>> YES.
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NATHAN EXPLOSION HAS A SIMILAR
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PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE TO THAT OF
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JOSEPH STALIN.
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HE HAS THE POTENTIAL TO
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GALVANIZE BILLIONS OF
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METAL HEADS WITH HIS MESSAGE
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ABOUT THE TRUE PURPOSE OF
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BRUTALITY AND METAL.
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>> DEAR GOD.
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WE CAN ONLY HOPE HE FAILS
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THIS G.E.D.
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>> I'M GONNA HIT 'EM FIRST WITH
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SOMETHING ZAZZY LIKE
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"REDEMPTION."
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R-E-D-M-P-T-I-O-N.
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REDEMPTION.
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THEN I'M GONNA HIT 'EM WITH A
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REAL THINKER LIKE "CONFUSION."
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K-U-N-FUSION.
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>> YOU DON'T PICKS YOUR OWN
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WORDS!
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>> SHH!
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>> YOU DON'T PICKS YOUR OWN
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WORDS.
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>> THEN WHO PICKS 'EM?
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>> THE GUY.
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>> YEAH, THOSE CELEBRITIES PICK
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A LOT OF CRAPPY STUFF, I BET.
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I WONDER WHEN THEY'RE GONNA SEND
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ME MY SECRET SPELLING WORDS.
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I HAVEN'T BEEN REALLY--
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>> YOU DON'T KNOW THE WORDS THEY
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GIVE YOU.
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YOU GOTS TO SPELL 'EM ON THE
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SPOT!
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>> WHOA.
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NOW, THAT'S TOUGH.
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>> NO, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
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>> OH, HE'S RIGHT, MURDERFACE.
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PRETTY SURE THAT'S THE RULES OF
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THE GAME.
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>> WHOO!
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THAT'S GONNA BE ROUGH.
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>> HEY, I'M STILL GONNA WIN THAT
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THING 'CAUSE I'M A GREAT
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SPELLER.
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>> SHH!
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WAIT!
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN "5 MINUS X"?
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WHAT IS X?
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>> OH, SWEETIE, IT'S JUST
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ALGEBRA.
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>> IT'S STUPID, AND IT'S NOT
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EVEN AKICKABLABLE.
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>> APPLICABLE.
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>> APLIC--
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APLICABIBLE?
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IT'S STUPID!
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SHH!
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SORRY!
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UGH.
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IT'S STUPID.
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>> SARA HAS 15 NAILS IN HER NECK
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AND 12 THUMBTACKS IN HER EYE.
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>> ...GOES ONE MILES AN HOUR.
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HE GETS HIT.
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THE TRAIN--POW!
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COMES AT HIM 200 MILES AN HOUR.
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POW!
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>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
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I'VE JUST ALWAYS BEEN AN
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UNUSUALLY GREAT SPELLER.
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>> OK, SEE, PLAYING SIMULTANEOUS
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RHYTHMS--POLYMETERS--IT'S MATH.
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SO, LET ME GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE.
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REMEMBER "GUTS, PUNCH, BALLS,
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THROW UP"?
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>> YEAH.
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>> REMEMBER THAT?
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WHEN WE GOT...
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[IMITATES DRUM BEAT]
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>> OH, YEAH.
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[COPIES DRUM BEAT]
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>> YOU KNOW THAT ONE?
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>> YEAH, I GET IT.
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YEAH, YEAH.
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>> THE WORD IS "CONSTRUCTION."
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>> OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
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CONSTRUCTION...
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MEANING TO CONSTRUCT,
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THE BUILD, THE ACT OF BUILDING.
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C-U-N-S-T-R--
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>> OH!
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THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
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I THINKS CONSTRUCTION IS SPELLED
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POSSIBLY A DIFFERENT WAY.
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>> DOESN'T MATTER.
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I'LL JUST FAKE IT.
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I'M A GREAT SPELLER.
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WATCH, LOOK.
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HERE'S A WORD.
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RIGHT?
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YOUANDHIOM.
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Y-O-U-A-N-D-H-I-O-M.
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YOUANDHIOM.
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SEE?
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I'M A SHOO IN.
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>> NO, IT SOUNDS GREAT.
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YOUR VOICE SOUNDS, LIKE, ROBUST.
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>> BUT IT'S WRONG.
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>> HEY, I DON'T CARE HOW WRONG
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IT IS.
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JUST ADMIT IT.
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I'M A GREAT SPELLER
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AND IT BURNS YOU.
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>> YOU'RE NOT A GREAT SPELLER.
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YOU'VE GOT TO SPELL RIGHT TO BE
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A SPELLER.
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>> SO, IF A GUY HITS A HOME RUN
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BUT HE'S FAT, IT'S NOT A HOME
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RUN?
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IT HAS TO BE PERFECT?
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WHAT'S THE POINT?!
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>> NO, THAT IS THE POINT!
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THAT IS SPELLING!
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>> UGH!
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THEY CAN'T HELPS IT, TOKI.
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NOT EVERYONE GETS THE ADVANTAGE
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OF SUPERIOR SCANDINAVIANS
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ECOCATION.
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>> OK, NAME SOMETHING THAT HAS
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NOTHING TO DO WITH GUITAR.
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GO.
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GO, GO, GO, GO, GO.
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>> [STAMMERING]
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OH, UM...
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AH...
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UM...
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UH...
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UM...
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>> I'M READY.
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I HAD THAT "I'M LATE FOR CLASS
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AND I'M IN MY UNDERWEAR" DREAM,
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BUT MY PALMS ARE SWEATY AND I
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CAN'T CONCENTRATE.
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I CAN'T CONCENTRATE!
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>> THAT'S ANXIETY.
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A-N-X-I-E-T.
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>> OH, YEAH.
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HE'S GOT TEST ANXIETY.
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>> WAIT!
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WHAT'S THAT?
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>> THAT'S LIKE EVEN WHEN YOU
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KNOW EVERYTHING, YOU FREAKS OUT
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AND THEN YOU DON'T REMEMBERS
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NOTHING.
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>> YEAH, YOU CAN'T REMEMBERS
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NOTHING.
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>> OH, YOU MUST BE REALLY
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NERVOUS.
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>> YEAH, I GUESS I AM.
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I'M NERVOUS.
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I'M A NERVOUS GUY.
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>> YOU MUST BE FREAKING OUT.
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>> I'M TOTALLY FREAKING OUT.
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>> UM, NATHANS,
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WHAT DO YOUS DO BEFORE YOU'RE
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NERVOUS AT A SHOW?
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO.
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>> YEAH, WHAT--WHAT DO YOU DO?
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WHAT'S NATHAN DO?
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>> JUST HAVE A LITTLE DRINK.
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>> THAT'S IT!
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I'LL HAVE A LITTLE DRINK.
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>> THAT'S WHAT YOU DO.
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[GLASS SHATTERS]
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>> I'M HERE UH,
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TO TAKE THE G.B.D.
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>> YOU MAY START YOUR TEST...
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NOW.
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>> [CLAMORING]
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>> THE ONLY REASON I HAVE A HIGH
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SCHOOL DEGREE IS 'CAUSE A VERY
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SPECIAL PRINCIPAL WHO LET ME
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JUST PLAY BASS AND DRINK BEER
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AND SMOKE DOPE BECAUSE I TOLD
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HIM I'D CUT HIS EYES OUT IF HE
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DIDN'T LET ME GRADUATE.
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>> NATHAN, I HAVE YOU TEST
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RESULTS.
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>> OH, YOU OPEN IT.
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I--I CAN'T STAND THE PRESSURE.
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>> LET'S SEE HERE.
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OK.
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IT'S A...
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ZERO.
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NO QUESTIONS WERE ANSWERED.
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>> OH, DAMN!
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SERIOUSLY?!
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>> HAVE CAN YOU HAVE NOT KNOWN
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THAT?
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>> DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER
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THAN ME?
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>> I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF WRITING
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YOUR HARVARD COMMENCEMENT
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SPEECH.
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>> THANKS.
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>> PLEASE WELCOME NATHAN
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EXPLOSION.
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>> [CHEERING]
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>> HARVARD.
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SOLUTIONS.
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SOLUTIONS TO YOU.
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>> SALUTATIONS.
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>> I DON'T NEED THIS STUPID
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SPEECH!
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YOU THINK YOU'RE SMART, HUH?
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THAT YOU CAN COME UP HERE AND
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TAKE A PIECE OF THIS, HUH?
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ANY OF YOU.
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YOU?
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YOU?
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LISTEN, HARVARD,
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I'M A BILLIONAIRE.
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AND MOST OF YOU ARE GONNA
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GRADUATE AND MOVE BACK IN WITH
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YOUR PARENTS.
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I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING
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THOUGH: WE HAVE SOMETHING IN
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COMMON.
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WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE--
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NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, NO MATTER
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WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIVES,
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YOU'RE DEAD.
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YOU'RE DEAD.
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YOU DIE.
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YOU'RE GONNA DIE, ALL OF YOU.
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DEAD.
431
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YOU, DEAD.
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YOU, DEAD.
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ALL OF YOU.
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YOU, LADY,
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YOUR TITS WILL BE EATEN BY
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MAGGOTS IN JUST A FEW SHORT
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YEARS.
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SO, HERE'S MY MESSAGE, MY
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MESSAGE TO YOU--VERY SIMPLE
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MESSAGE: GO FORTH.
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GO FORTH AND DIE.
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>> WILLIAM MURDERFACE HAS BEEN
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ON THE STAND FOR ABOUT 45
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MINUTES.
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THE WORD IS "TECHNICALITY" AND
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IT'S HIS FIRST WORD OF THE
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NIGHT.
448
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IT'S KIND OF AN IRONIC SITUATION
449
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WHEN THE WORD IS "TECHNICALITY"
450
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AND HE IS TECHNICALLY ALREADY
451
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OUT BECAUSE HE USED HIS FIRST
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LETTER "P," WHICH IS...
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NOT A LETTER IN THE WORD.
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AND HE DECIDED TO VERY
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CONFIDENTLY SPEAK OUT BEFORE THE
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WORD WAS FINISHED BEING SAID.
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>> "TECHNICALITY."
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P-I-S-S.
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[BLEEP] YOU.
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>> CHIRP.
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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