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[THRASH METAL PLAYING]
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[ROARING]
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[BELL RINGING]
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>> CUT!
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CUT!
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OH, MY GOD!
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EVERYONE GET OUT OF HERE!
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>> [SCREAMING]
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>> OH, MY GOD!
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OH, MY GOD!
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OH, MY GOD!
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OH, MY GOD--
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AAGH!
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>> AAGH!
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>> OH!
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THIS THING SQUISHED MY BALL.
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>> [SCREAMING]
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>> EEE!
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I MIGHT THROW UP.
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>> ♪ DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK ♪
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>> ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK
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DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK ♪
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>> ♪ I'LL
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TEACH YOU
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WHO
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ROCK
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DETHKLOK!
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DETHKLOK! ♪
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>> ♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF
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TALLER THAN A TREE
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TOKI WARTOOTH
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NOT A BUMBLE BEE
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WILLIAM MURDERFACE
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MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE
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PICKLES THE DRUMMER
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DOODILY DOO, DING-DONG
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DOODILY DOODILY DOO
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NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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>> HEY, WHO THAT GUY WITH THE
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GUITAR?
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>> OH.
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THAT'S SERGIO PAMPINGHEISER.
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HE'S FANTASTIC.
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>> THIS FINE INSTRUMENT HAS A
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HAND-CRAFTED PLASTIFIED CORE
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THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY STAND ON.
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>> WOW!
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I LITERALLY CANNOT BELIEVE IT.
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IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING?
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>> HEY, THAT GUY'S A
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MULTI-MILLIONAIRE FROM SLINGING
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THESE CRAPPY GUITARS AND
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HALF-ASSED LESSONS.
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>> REALLY?
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>> IT ISN'T REALLY A CRAPPY
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GUITAR, PICKLES.
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I MEAN, YOU CAN STAND ON IT.
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>> OH, SKWISGAAR!
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THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING!
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MAKES A BILLION DOLLARS ON TV
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TEACHING GUITARS!
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>> IF I DID, IT WOULDS HAVE TO
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BE THE MOST BRUTALIST GUITAR
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THINGS ON TV SPECIAL
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PAY-FOR-VIEW EVER.
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>> SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF IS NOW
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PREPARING FOR WHAT PEOPLE ARE
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CALLING THE ULTIMATE
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PAY-PER-VIEW EVENT OF THE YEAR--
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THE SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF ADVANCED
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FAST HAND FINGER WIZARD MASTER
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CLASS.
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>> OH, COOL!
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YOUS GOTS A NEW SHIPMENT OF
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CUSTOM GUITAR!
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>> YEAH, THIS IS SOME DESIGNS
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I'M MESSINGS AROUND WITH.
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THIS ONE IS A SWISS-ARMY-TAR.
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IT'S A GOOD GUITAR FOR A CAMPING
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TRIP.
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IT'S GOT TOOTHPICK.
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>> YEAH, GOOD TONE.
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WHAT'S THAT ONE RIGHT THERE?
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>> UH, IS JUST AN ANT-FARM-ATAR.
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STILL WORKINGS ON IT.
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>> NICE.
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I'D LIKE TO STAND ON THAT THING.
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>> YEAH.
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I'D STAND ON THAT.
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>> YEAH.
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AND THIS IS THE GIBSON
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EXCALIBITAR.
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YOU KNOW.
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AND HERE'S MY GUITAR MADE FROM
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THE WOOD OF CHRIST'S CROSS.
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>> UH, GET READY FOR A BILLION
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E-MAILS.
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HERE COMES THE OFFENDED
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RELIGIOUS WEIRDOS.
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>> WHAT'S OFFENSIVE ABOUT THE
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MOST RELIGIOUS INSTRUMENT EVER?
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[SOLOING RINGTONE]
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AHH!
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SORRY, I GOT TO TAKE THIS.
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IT'S THE GUYS FROM THE
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PAY-PER-VIEW EVENT.
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STARTING TO REALLY DRIVE ME
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CRAZY!
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>> AAAGH!
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I WANT AN ENDORSEMENT DEAL!
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>> YEAH, ME, TOO!
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>> DUDE, YOU GOT LIKE 20
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ENDORSEMENT DEALS.
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>> IT SEEMS THAT DETHKLOK HAS
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GONE BEYOND THE MUSIC WORLD AND
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HAS ACQUIRED ENDORSEMENT DEALS.
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>> THEY'RE SYSTEMATICALLY
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CONQUERING DIFFERENT MARKETS ONE
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BY ONE.
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>> OUR ENDORSEMENT SPECIALIST
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RONALD VON MOMNALDBERG.
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>> WHEN CELEBRITIES AS DANGEROUS
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AND POPULAR AS DETHKLOK ENDORSE
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A PRODUCT, IT THREATENS THE VERY
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CORE OF COMMERCE.
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FOR EXAMPLE, TOKI WARTOOTH NOW
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ENDORSES THE WILLARD WONKY
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CANDY HAND CANDY CORPORATION.
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AS A RESULT, CHILDHOOD OBESITY
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HAS QUADRUPLED.
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NATHAN EXPLOSION HAS HIS OWN
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BARBEQUE SAUCE KNOWN
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AS EXPLOSION SAUCE--
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A NORTH CAROLINA STYLE MUSTARDY
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BLEND WITH A HINT OF CILANTRO.
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I MUST CONFESS, IT TASTES
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AMAZING.
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WILLIAM MURDERFACE HAS LOANED
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HIS NAME TO A HIGH END DOORKNOB
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COMPANY KNOWN AS MURDER-KNOBS.
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AND, FINALLY, PICKLES IS
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ENDORSING PICKLES NICKELS,
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THE FIRST-EVER ENDORSEMENT DEAL
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WITH MONEY.
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>> THIS SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF
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ADVANCED FAST HAND FINGER WIZARD
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MASTER CLASS PAY-PER-VIEW EVENT
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COULD BE INCREDIBLE DESTRUCTIVE
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AS WELL.
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>> I SHOULD CONFESS,
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I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
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I BEGAN PLAYING RECENTLY.
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>> OK, LET ME EXPLAINS AGAIN
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IN PREFECTLY CLEAR ENGLISH, I
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WANTS FLIES IN ONS A DRAGONS,
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OK?!
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HOW MANY TIMES I GOT TO TELL
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THIS, PEOPLES?!
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>> I KNOW!
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THERE ISN'T A DRAGON.
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>> I KNOW.
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THAT'S WHAT I'M TELLING YOU!
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>> BUT THAT'S WHAT I'M TELLING
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YOU.
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>> SO, GO GET ONE.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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GO!
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GO GET ONE NOW.
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GO, GO.
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>> THEY DON'T HAVE THEM.
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>> ARE YOU TELLING ME THEY'RE
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OUT OF DRAGONS?
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>> THEY NEVER HAD DRAGONS.
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>> WHO DIDN'T?
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>> THE WORLD.
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>> GET THIS GUY OUT OF HERE!
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FINDS ME A DRAGON!
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OK...
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PULLS IT TOGETHER.
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DON'T LET THE STRESS GET TO YOU.
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YOUS ARE THE FASTEST GUITARIST
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ALIVE.
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THERE'S NO PRESSURE.
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OH, GOD!
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I CAN'T DO IT.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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HELLO, I AM FINE.
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JUST GETTING HIGH.
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>> SKWISGAAR, THIS IS YOUR HAND
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INSURANCE POLICY.
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SHOULD ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOUR
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HANDS, YOU WILL BE REIMBURSED
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$10 BILLION.
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JUST SIGN HERE.
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HERE.
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AND JUST SIGN HERE.
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>> HERE.
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LOOKS LIKE IT'S WON'T STOP.
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HOW MANY COPY I GOTS TO SIGN?
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>> 10.
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ONE POLICY FOR EACH FINGER.
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>> OH, YEAH.
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THAT MAKES SENSE.
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>> AND YOU MUST WEAR THESE
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PROTECTIVE SOLID CRYSTAL
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OXYGENATING HAND AQUARIUMS WHEN
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NOT PLAYING OR THE POLICY IS
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VOID.
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>> THAT SOUNDS WEIRD.
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OK.
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WHATEVER.
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>> WELL...
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THAT'S ALL I NEEDED TO DO.
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I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
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YOU...
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BEEN CRYING, HAVE YOU?
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>> NO WAY.
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LIKE I SAID, I'M TOTALLY HIGH.
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>> OK.
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SEE YA.
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>> OH, HE'S TOTALLY STRESSED
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OUT.
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>> HE'S A BASKET CASE.
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>> HE'S IN OVER HIS HEAD.
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>> YEAH, HE'S STRESSED.
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>> HE'S TOTALLY STRESSING OUT.
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>> OH, WAIT, HOLD ON.
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HERE HE COMES.
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>> HEY!
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WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
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HOW IS THE BIG SHOW COMING
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TOGETHER?
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>> FINE!
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EVERYTHING'S GOING GREAT!
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SEE YOU LATER.
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>> HEY, WE'VE BEEN TALKING,
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SKWISGAAR, AND...
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WE THINK THIS WHOLE PRODUCTION
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COULD BE A LOT MORE, HMM...
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ZIPPY.
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IT JUST--IT NEEDS ZAZZ!
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AM I--I MEAN, I'M RIGHT TO SAY
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THAT, RIGHT?
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>> NO, YOU'RE RIGHT TO SAY THAT,
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IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, YOU COULD
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STAND TO ZAZZ IT UP A LITTLE
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BIT.
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>> NO OFFENSE, SKWISGAAR,
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BUT I GOTTA SAY THIS WHOLE
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THING, IT LACKS ZAZZ.
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>> WELL PUT.
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>> CAN'T YOU JUST PUT IT ON THE
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ZAZZ TRAIN TO ZAZZVILLE?
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>> YEAH, BECAUSE--NO OFFENSE--
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THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO ZAZZ
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TO BE FOUND.
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NOT HERE, ANYWAY.
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NOT IN THESE PARTS.
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>> WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO SAY IS
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THAT THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF
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SHOWS OUT THERE: THOSE WITH AND
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THOSE WITHOUT--
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>> WILL YOU PLEASE STOP SAYING
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"ZAZZ"?
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>> ZAZZ.
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>> ZAZZ.
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>> PLEASE STOP SAYING "ZAZZ."
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>> WHY DON'T YOU LET US HELP YOU
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OUT?
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>> YEAH, WE'LL HELP LIGHTEN THE
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LOAD, MAKE IT MORE ZA--OW.
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YOU KNOW!
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>> UH, NATHAN, IS THIS ALL WE
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GOT FOR COSTUMES?
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>> YEAH.
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>> THIS ISN'T GOOD!
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HE CAN'T WEAR NONE OF THIS!
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>> YOU DON'T NEED TO FREAK OUT,
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TOKI.
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>> I JUST WANT IT TO BE GREAT.
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MAYBE YOU DON'T, BUT I DO!
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>> ALL RIGHT!
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ALL RIGHT.
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ARE YOU OK?
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>> YES, I'M FINE.
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>> YOU ARE EATING A LOT OF
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CANDY.
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>> SO?!
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YOU DRINKS A LOT OF BARBEQUE
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SAUCE.
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>> MAYBE YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH
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SUGAR.
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>> NO, I HAVEN--
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OH!
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OH, HOLD ON!
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OW!
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>> IS THAT A TOOTH?
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>> YEAH.
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GOT ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?!
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I'LL BE RIGHT HERE!
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>> YOU'RE TEETH ARE FALLING OUT
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BECAUSE OF YOUR FREE CANDY FROM
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YOUR FREE ENDORSEMENT DEAL.
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>> ARE YOU A DENTIST?
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>> NO.
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>> WELL, THEN SHUT UP!
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OH, BY THE WAY, TEETH GROW BACK!
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>> HA HA!
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NO, THEY DON'T.
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>> YES, THEY DO.
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DON'T YOU REMEMBER BEING A
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LITTLE KID WHEN YOUR TEETH WOULD
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FALL OUT AND GROW BACK AND YOU
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WOULD GET THE OLD ONE UNDER THE
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PILLOW SO THE ANCIENT NORSE GOD
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OTHAR THE TOOTH COLLECTOR GIVE
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YOU PICKLES NICKEL?
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>> WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET OUT OF
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HERE?!
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>> FINE.
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GOOD-BYE!
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>> THAT WAS WEIRD.
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WAS THAT YOUR FIRST FIGHT?
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>> AAGH!
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>> THAT CAME FROM SKWISGAAR'S
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DRESSING ROOM!
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[CLANG, CLANG]
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>> I DON'T KNOW WHATS TO DO.
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THIS SOLID CRYSTAL OXENAGATING
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HANDS AQUARIUMS WON'T COMES OFF.
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>> SKWISGAAR, YOU GOTS TO GETS
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ON STAGE SOON!
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>> OH, NO!
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>> BREAK THEM TOGETHER--
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OVER YOUR HEAD!
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BURST THEM!
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HURRY!
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[CLANG]
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IT SOUNDED COOL.
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>> WAIT, NO.
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I GOT IT.
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DO WE HAVE ANY BUTTER?
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>> OH, NO!
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ALL I GOT IS STUPID DOORKNOBS!
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>> DAMN IT!
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WHY DIDN'T ANY OF US GET A
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BUTTER ENDORSEMENT DEAL?
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>> WAIT!
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WE COULD TRY MY BARBECUE SAUCE.
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>> DO IT!
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>> AAGH!
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>> YOU'RE FREE!
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RUN AWAY, SKWISGAAR!
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>> WHY SHOULD HE RUN AWAY?
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>> OK.
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SOMEBODY PLEASE HANDS ME MY
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GUITARS AND A TOWEL.
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OH, GOD!
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IS THERE CILANTROS IN THIS?
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>> YEAH.
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WHY?
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>> I AM ALLERGIC TO CILANT--
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[MUFFLED]
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>> SKWISGAAR, YOUR HANDS!
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>> MY HANDS ARE TURNING INTO--
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I'M TURNING INTO A--
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>> OH, WHAT THE [BLEEP] ARE WE
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GONNA DO NOW?
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[BLEEP]!
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>> [CHEERING]
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[FANFARE PLAYING]
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>> WELL...
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ISN'T THIS A NICE SURPRISE--
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ME BEING HERE AT THIS INCREDIBLY
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ZAZZY EVENT?
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>> A FANTASTIC STAR-STUDDED
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EVENING...
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OF ZAZZ.
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>> GOT ANY ROOM FOR ANY MORE
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ZAZZ UP HERE?
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>> I THINK I HAVE DIABETES.
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I GOTTA TAKE A [BLEEP] NAP.
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>> LET'S ROLL THE CLIP.
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OVER A MILLION BABIES AND LADIES
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DIE EVERY HEMI-SECOND.
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THAT'S WHY I USE MURDER-KNOBS--
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DOORKNOBS FOR A NEW WORLD.
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>> [CHEERING]
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>> I'M PICKLES THE DRUMMER,
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AND OUR COUNTRY IS EXPERIENCING
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A HORRIBLE PROBLEM.
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NOBODY IS USING NICKELS.
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USE NICKELS.
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NICKELS IS MONEY, TOO, GUYS.
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>> PAID FOR IN NICKELS BY THE
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U.S. DEPARTMENT OF TREASURY.
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>> I GUESS I'VE ALWAYS HATED
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MY FATHER.
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EXPLOSION SAUCE CHANGED THAT.
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EXPLOSION SAUCE.
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IT'S GOOD ON ITS OWN.
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>> I'M TOKI.
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I SLIPS IN AND OUT OF DIABETIC
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COMA.
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THEY SHOULD MAKE
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INSULIN-FLAVORED CANDY.
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WHATEVER.
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CANDY.
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TASTES LIKE CHICKEN IF CHICKEN
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WAS A CANDY.
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[FANFARE PLAYS]
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>> HE'S THE MIGHTY GOD OF THE AX
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HERE TONIGHT TO TEACH THE WORLD
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THE ART OF SHREDDING!
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SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF!
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>> [CHEERING]
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>> [MUFFLED] HELLO, EVERYONE...
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[GASPS]
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THANK YOU FOR COMING TO
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THE SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF ADVANCED
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HAND FINGER WIZARD MASTER CLASS.
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[PLAYING STIFF, MUFFLED LICKS]
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
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CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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--www.ncicap.org--]
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>> THAT NIGHT, THE MASTER OF THE
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GUITAR LITERALLY REINVENTED THE
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INSTRUMENT.
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[PLAYING STIFFLY]
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>> CHIRP.
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