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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,001 --> 00:00:04,876 >> UGH! 2 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:07,251 [CANS CLANGING] OH. 3 00:00:07,085 --> 00:00:09,126 MAYBE WILBUR-- SHUT UP! 4 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:09,960 DAMN IT, DAMN IT! 5 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:10,543 STOP! 6 00:00:10,626 --> 00:00:11,126 SHUT UP! 7 00:00:11,210 --> 00:00:13,210 SHUT UP, YOU CRAPPY ALARM! 8 00:00:13,043 --> 00:00:17,126 [BEEPING STOPS] >> OH, YEAH, PICKLES! 9 00:00:17,210 --> 00:00:19,626 PICKLES WAKES UP JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! 10 00:00:19,710 --> 00:00:21,543 >> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING HERE?! 11 00:00:21,626 --> 00:00:22,126 >> HI, PICKLES! 12 00:00:22,210 --> 00:00:23,918 >> OH, GOD! 13 00:00:24,001 --> 00:00:24,668 I FORGOT. 14 00:00:24,751 --> 00:00:25,543 >> WILL YOU FATHER MY KIDS?! 15 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:27,210 >> I HATE FAN DAY. 16 00:00:27,043 --> 00:00:29,335 >> ♪ DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK 17 00:00:29,418 --> 00:00:32,043 DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK 18 00:00:32,126 --> 00:00:34,585 DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK ♪ >> ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK 19 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:37,126 DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK ♪ >> ♪ I'LL 20 00:00:37,210 --> 00:00:39,835 TEACH YOU WHO 21 00:00:39,918 --> 00:00:42,293 ROCK DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!♪ 22 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:45,001 >> ♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF TALLER THAN A TREE 23 00:00:45,085 --> 00:00:47,251 TOKI WARTOOTH NOT A BUMBLE BEE 24 00:00:47,335 --> 00:00:50,210 WILLIAM MURDERFACE MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE 25 00:00:50,043 --> 00:00:52,210 PICKLES THE DRUMMER DOODILY DOO, DING-DONG 26 00:00:52,293 --> 00:00:54,210 DOODILY DOODILY DOO NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪ 27 00:00:54,043 --> 00:00:59,835 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 28 00:00:59,918 --> 00:01:02,293 >> IT'S BEING CALLED THE TICKET OF THE CENTURY. 29 00:01:02,376 --> 00:01:05,918 MORDHAUS, THE BREATHTAKING HOME OF DETHKLOK, WILL BE OPEN TO THE 30 00:01:06,001 --> 00:01:08,960 PUBLIC FOR THE FIRST TIME IN CELEBRATION OF THIS YEAR'S 31 00:01:09,043 --> 00:01:11,293 INTERNATIONAL DETHFAN DAY. 32 00:01:11,376 --> 00:01:14,710 SEVERAL BANKS HAVE CLOSED BECAUSE CUSTOMERS ARE TRYING TO 33 00:01:14,793 --> 00:01:17,335 WITHDRAWAL ALL OF THEIR LIFE SAVINGS IN AN ATTEMPT TO 34 00:01:17,418 --> 00:01:20,085 PURCHASE ONE OF THESE COVETED TICKETS. 35 00:01:20,168 --> 00:01:23,626 AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM DETHKLOK CALLS THIS A PSYCHOTIC 36 00:01:23,710 --> 00:01:28,126 DAY OF INSANE CELEBRATION FOR REGULAR JACKOFFS. 37 00:01:28,210 --> 00:01:32,668 >> DETHKLOK IS OPENING THEIR HOME TO THEIR FANS. 38 00:01:32,751 --> 00:01:35,626 IT SEEMS THAT THEIR POPULARITY IS STILL GROWING AT AN ALARMING 39 00:01:35,710 --> 00:01:36,835 RATE. 40 00:01:36,918 --> 00:01:39,585 WE GET MOST OF OUR DETHKLOK INFORMATION BY MONITORING OVER 41 00:01:39,668 --> 00:01:43,126 100,000 FAN WEB SITES-- THE BIGGEST OF WHICH BEING 42 00:01:43,210 --> 00:01:50,418 DIEFORDETHKLOK.COM, RUN BY THE JOMFRU BROTHERS ERIC AND EDGAR. 43 00:01:50,501 --> 00:01:54,501 THEY DROPPED OUT OF HARVARD TO BECOME DEDICATED DETHKLOK 44 00:01:54,585 --> 00:01:55,835 FANS. 45 00:01:55,918 --> 00:01:59,376 THEIR WEB SITE ALONE GETS MORE HITS THAN ALL OF SOUTH AMERICA. 46 00:01:59,460 --> 00:02:02,168 >> WE CAN INTERROGATE THEM LATER AND FIND OUT WHAT'S REALLY 47 00:02:02,251 --> 00:02:04,043 INSIDE MORDHAUS. 48 00:02:04,126 --> 00:02:05,543 >> YES. 49 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:14,043 [SIREN WAILS] >> HEY, PALS! 50 00:02:14,751 --> 00:02:15,668 IT'S ME... 51 00:02:15,751 --> 00:02:17,168 FACE BONES. 52 00:02:17,251 --> 00:02:20,960 WELCOME TO MORDLAND, HOME OF THE INTERNATIONAL METAL 53 00:02:21,043 --> 00:02:22,793 BAND DETHKLOK. 54 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:25,918 NOW, WE GOT A BIG LIST OF DOS AND DON'TS BECAUSE WE AT 55 00:02:26,001 --> 00:02:30,293 MORDLAND LIKE TO RUN A REALLY TIGHT SHIP. 56 00:02:30,376 --> 00:02:34,085 REMEMBER: OUR SNIPERS HAVE NEW .50 CALIBER RIFLES THAT CAN 57 00:02:34,168 --> 00:02:38,126 KILL YOU FROM ALMOST 3 MILES AWAY. 58 00:02:38,210 --> 00:02:39,793 YIKES! 59 00:02:39,876 --> 00:02:45,085 AND REMEMBER: DEADLY FORCE IS AUTHORIZED, SO DO NOT EVER ENTER 60 00:02:45,168 --> 00:02:46,043 INTO... 61 00:02:46,126 --> 00:02:48,168 [VOICE DISTORTS] [STATIC] 62 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:50,293 AND YOU HAVE TO USE THE RESTROOM, MAKE SURE AND 63 00:02:50,376 --> 00:02:51,751 DON'T GO INTO THE... 64 00:02:51,835 --> 00:02:54,668 [STATIC] AND REMEMBER: 65 00:02:54,751 --> 00:02:59,085 NO RECORDING DEVICES OR CAMERAS WILL BE ALLOWED OR YOUR LIFE 66 00:02:59,168 --> 00:03:00,501 WILL BE TERMINATED. 67 00:03:00,585 --> 00:03:04,001 >> [GRUNTING] >> NOW, DETHKLOK HAS DECIDED TO 68 00:03:04,085 --> 00:03:08,335 ALLOW YOU TO LISTEN TO ONE SECRET SONG TO BE PLAYED ONE 69 00:03:08,418 --> 00:03:12,001 TIME ONLY FOR YOU, THE FANS! 70 00:03:12,085 --> 00:03:12,626 >> FAN SONG! 71 00:03:12,710 --> 00:03:13,210 YOU HEAR THAT?! 72 00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:16,460 HIGH-5! 73 00:03:16,543 --> 00:03:19,710 >> WHY DO I DRINK SO MUCH BEFORE STUPID FAN DAY? 74 00:03:19,793 --> 00:03:22,626 >> I BELIEVE YOU DRINK BECAUSE IT'S FAN DAY. 75 00:03:22,710 --> 00:03:23,418 >> UGH. 76 00:03:23,501 --> 00:03:25,043 I DON'T--DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT THAT. 77 00:03:25,126 --> 00:03:26,126 WAIT, WHERE'S SKWISGAAR? 78 00:03:26,210 --> 00:03:27,960 >> OH, I DON'T THINK HE'S GONNA BE HERE FOR A WHILE. 79 00:03:28,043 --> 00:03:30,335 HE HAVE A VERY BIG NIGHT WITH A... 80 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:32,126 VERY HUGE FAN. 81 00:03:32,210 --> 00:03:33,793 >> YEAH, WE WERE ALL UP LATE. 82 00:03:33,876 --> 00:03:34,793 >> NOT ME. 83 00:03:34,876 --> 00:03:36,210 I ACTUALLY GOTS GOOD REST. 84 00:03:36,293 --> 00:03:39,126 >> WILL YOU PLEASE JUST BE QUIET FOR A SECOND? 85 00:03:39,210 --> 00:03:40,251 >> AW, WHAT'S WRONG, PICKLE. 86 00:03:40,335 --> 00:03:42,043 YOU JUST NEED TO EAT SOMETHING. 87 00:03:42,126 --> 00:03:43,501 YOUR NAME IS PICKLE. 88 00:03:43,585 --> 00:03:46,751 MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY A PICKLE-HERRING SANDWICH-- 89 00:03:46,835 --> 00:03:48,418 FAMOUS FROM OSLO! 90 00:03:48,501 --> 00:03:50,501 >> [RETCHES] >> OH, YEAH, PICKLES! 91 00:03:50,585 --> 00:03:51,376 >> GOD! 92 00:03:51,460 --> 00:03:53,626 EVERYWHERE I GO, THERE'S FANS EVERYWHERE. 93 00:03:53,710 --> 00:03:55,876 CAN'T I JUST THROW UP IN MY OWN HOUSE?! 94 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:56,710 UGH! 95 00:03:56,793 --> 00:03:57,835 >> OH, GOD! 96 00:03:57,918 --> 00:03:59,418 DON'T--WHAT ARE YOU, BULIMIA? 97 00:03:59,501 --> 00:04:00,626 >> OH, GREAT. 98 00:04:00,710 --> 00:04:04,251 NOW YOU'RE GONNA START A WHOLE CHAIN REACTION PUKE-A-THON. 99 00:04:04,085 --> 00:04:12,501 >> [RETCHING] >> OH, BLOOD PUKE! 100 00:04:15,668 --> 00:04:16,793 GOOD SONG TITLE. 101 00:04:16,876 --> 00:04:18,251 SOMEONE WRITE THAT-- OH. 102 00:04:18,335 --> 00:04:19,168 THAT'S RIGHT. 103 00:04:19,251 --> 00:04:20,126 WE ALREADY WROTE THAT. 104 00:04:20,210 --> 00:04:21,043 GOOD SONG THOUGH. 105 00:04:21,126 --> 00:04:22,835 >> [SIGHS] >> IT SHOULD GO BACK IN THE SET 106 00:04:22,918 --> 00:04:23,418 LIST. 107 00:04:23,501 --> 00:04:24,251 >> OH. 108 00:04:24,335 --> 00:04:27,251 I THINK I NEED ANOTHER LIVER TRANSPLANT. 109 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:29,501 >> PREPARE TO SEE ONE OF THE GREATEST SIGHTS 110 00:04:29,585 --> 00:04:33,585 YOU'VE EVER SEEN-- THE FASTEST GUITARIST ALIVE IN 111 00:04:33,668 --> 00:04:36,418 HIS NATURAL HABITAT. 112 00:04:36,501 --> 00:04:39,168 [METRONOME TICKS QUICKLY] [PLAYING GUITAR WITHOUT 113 00:04:39,251 --> 00:04:46,710 AMPLIFICATION] [SNEEZES] 114 00:04:46,793 --> 00:04:47,876 >> OH. 115 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:50,668 NEED PAPER TOWELS. 116 00:04:50,751 --> 00:04:53,293 OK. 117 00:04:53,376 --> 00:05:01,168 MY FACE IS STUCKS TO THE WALL. 118 00:05:01,251 --> 00:05:05,001 >> [HUMMING] ♪ DOODILY DING DING ♪ 119 00:05:05,085 --> 00:05:07,751 [HONK] [HUMMING] 120 00:05:07,835 --> 00:05:12,210 [FLUSH] OH, CRAP. 121 00:05:12,293 --> 00:05:20,710 >> [SNORING] [TOILET RUNNING] 122 00:05:22,335 --> 00:05:29,960 >> [SNORING] [TOILET RUNNING] 123 00:05:30,043 --> 00:05:33,126 >> IN ORDER TO KEEP NATHAN EXPLOSION HEALTHY AND BECAUSE OF 124 00:05:33,210 --> 00:05:36,251 THE TREMENDOUS DRINKING IT TAKES TO ENTERTAIN ALL OF YOU DETHKLOK 125 00:05:36,085 --> 00:05:40,001 FANS OUT THERE, NATHAN MUST UNDERGO A SERIES OF LIVER 126 00:05:40,085 --> 00:05:40,960 TRANSPLANTS. 127 00:05:41,043 --> 00:05:42,460 >> NOW, HAVE YOU EATEN ANYTHING THIS MORNING? 128 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:44,876 [BEEPING] >> NOPE. 129 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:45,460 >> ARE YOU SURE? 130 00:05:45,543 --> 00:05:46,126 >> I MEAN, YEAH. 131 00:05:46,210 --> 00:05:47,251 I MEAN, NO. 132 00:05:47,085 --> 00:05:47,835 >> OK. 133 00:05:47,918 --> 00:05:48,793 ANESTHESIA, PLEASE. 134 00:05:48,876 --> 00:05:57,043 [GAS HISSES] >> [VOMITS] 135 00:05:57,835 --> 00:05:58,585 >> HEY, GUYS! 136 00:05:58,668 --> 00:06:01,251 IT'S ME, FACE BONES! 137 00:06:01,335 --> 00:06:04,376 NOW IS THE TIME YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR--YOUR VERY OWN 138 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:08,543 EXPLOSIVE SUPER DOPER EXCLUSIVE FAN SONG AND ONE-TIME-ONLY 139 00:06:08,626 --> 00:06:17,043 SONG VIDEO! 140 00:06:18,668 --> 00:06:25,960 SONG VIDEO! 141 00:06:26,043 --> 00:06:26,835 ROLL IT. 142 00:06:26,918 --> 00:06:28,335 [MUSIC BEGINS] >> YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE 143 00:06:28,418 --> 00:06:31,501 GIVE US SOMETHING MORE THAN JUST RECORD SALES-- 144 00:06:31,585 --> 00:06:33,543 YOU GIVE US SOMETHING TO HATE. 145 00:06:33,626 --> 00:06:36,001 AND WE HATE YOU, YOU BRAINLESS MUTANTS. 146 00:06:36,085 --> 00:06:39,751 ♪ HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE 147 00:06:39,835 --> 00:06:44,001 HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE 148 00:06:44,085 --> 00:06:46,210 YOU HUNCHED AND BLINDED MATANTS LIVING IN CHAT ROOMS 149 00:06:46,293 --> 00:06:48,501 YOU MASTURBATE ON THE SHEETS YOUR MOTHERS CLEAN FOR YOU 150 00:06:48,585 --> 00:06:50,626 YOU HAVE LINED MY POCKETS OVERFLOWED WITH GOLD 151 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:52,876 YOU'RE LIVING WITH YOUR PARENTS AND YOU'RE 35 YEARS OLD 152 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:55,126 YOU'RE A BUNCH OF BANKS THAT I'D LIKE TO ROB 153 00:06:55,210 --> 00:06:56,335 YOU'RE MY ONLINE CASH TRANSACTION 154 00:06:56,418 --> 00:06:58,251 YOU'RE MY FUTURE STOCKS TRANSFER YOU LIKE MONEY 155 00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:00,460 TO A SWISS ACCOUNT SPEND YOU ON AN IMPULUSE BUY 156 00:07:00,543 --> 00:07:03,960 AND ZERO YOU ALL OUT HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE 157 00:07:04,043 --> 00:07:08,085 HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE 158 00:07:08,168 --> 00:07:11,126 HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE I WOULD LIKE TO GET SOME SLEEP 159 00:07:11,210 --> 00:07:12,626 BUT YOU KEEP BUYING ALL OUR THINGS 160 00:07:12,710 --> 00:07:14,835 MY OVERHEAD IS WAY TOO DEEP FOR US TO NOT KEEP MAKING THESE 161 00:07:14,918 --> 00:07:16,043 IT'S WAY TO CYNICAL, YOU SEE? 162 00:07:16,126 --> 00:07:18,126 HATING WHAT'S SUPPORTING ME I AM NOT YOU, I THANK THE GODS 163 00:07:18,210 --> 00:07:21,918 AND IF I WERE, I'D DIE LIKE DOGS DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE 164 00:07:22,001 --> 00:07:27,293 DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE 165 00:07:27,376 --> 00:07:32,751 DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE 166 00:07:32,835 --> 00:07:39,876 DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE DIE ♪ 167 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,251 I'LL BE VERY GLAD WHEN THIS IS OVER WITH. 168 00:07:42,335 --> 00:07:44,085 >> IF THEY ONLY KNEW HOW MUCH WE HATED THEM. 169 00:07:44,168 --> 00:07:47,543 I MEAN, THEY JUST KEEP CRAWLING BACK LIKE GROVELING PUTRID 170 00:07:47,626 --> 00:07:51,293 STUPID ZOMBIES THAT, WELL, JUST WANT TO EAT OUT BRAINS THAT IS 171 00:07:51,376 --> 00:07:52,626 OUR ART. 172 00:07:52,710 --> 00:07:55,126 [DOOR OPENS] >> HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 173 00:07:55,210 --> 00:07:56,835 >> HE'S IN A WHEELCHAIR, MY LORDS. 174 00:07:56,918 --> 00:07:58,085 I DID NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO. 175 00:07:58,168 --> 00:08:00,335 >> THAT DOES NOT MEANS YOU GET FREE LUNCH FOR ENTRANCE TO 176 00:08:00,418 --> 00:08:02,251 EVERYTHING. 177 00:08:02,085 --> 00:08:04,460 >> WE ARE THE JOMFRU BROTHERS, PROPRIETORS OF 178 00:08:04,543 --> 00:08:05,668 DIEFORDETHKLOK.COM. 179 00:08:05,751 --> 00:08:06,293 >> OH, REALLY. 180 00:08:06,376 --> 00:08:07,126 THAT'S INTERESTING. 181 00:08:07,210 --> 00:08:08,043 WHAT DO YOU SELLING? 182 00:08:08,126 --> 00:08:12,585 YOU KNOW, HANDICAP STUFF? 183 00:08:12,668 --> 00:08:13,710 >> NO. 184 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:17,043 WE WANT YOU TO PAY FOR A GOOD REVIEW ON OUR WEB SITE. 185 00:08:17,126 --> 00:08:18,043 >> HA! 186 00:08:18,126 --> 00:08:19,418 THAT'S RICH. 187 00:08:19,501 --> 00:08:20,918 >> WE ARE THE FANS. 188 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,210 WE ARE THE POWER. 189 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:24,751 WITHOUT US, YOUR PRECIOUS BRUTALITY MEANS NOTHING. 190 00:08:24,835 --> 00:08:26,835 >> TAKE A WALK BEFORE I KILL YOU. 191 00:08:26,918 --> 00:08:29,835 >> NOT SO FAST, MR. EXPLOSION, THOUGH I DO APPRECIATE YOUR 192 00:08:29,918 --> 00:08:34,293 SIMPLISTIC VIEWS OF SMASHING THAT WHICH YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 193 00:08:34,376 --> 00:08:35,293 >> EFFECTIVE. 194 00:08:35,376 --> 00:08:36,251 >> OH, COME ON! 195 00:08:36,085 --> 00:08:37,126 SCREW THAT INTERNET CRAP. 196 00:08:37,210 --> 00:08:40,168 I MEAN, COME ON, WHAT IS THE INTERNET, YOU KNOW? 197 00:08:40,251 --> 00:08:41,585 SERIOUSLY. 198 00:08:41,668 --> 00:08:44,751 WHAT IS THE INTERNET? 199 00:08:44,835 --> 00:08:47,210 >> PERHAPS YOU WILL GIVE US MORE THAN A LINK WHEN WE DEBUT THIS 200 00:08:47,293 --> 00:08:48,335 ON OUR WEB SITE. 201 00:08:48,418 --> 00:08:52,001 >> ♪ HATE, HATE, HATE HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE... ♪ 202 00:08:52,085 --> 00:08:53,793 >> WE'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF APPROPRIATING YOUR EXCLUSIVE 203 00:08:53,876 --> 00:08:56,085 SONG WHICH IS READY TO BY HYPERLINKED AND SOLD EXCLUSIVELY 204 00:08:56,168 --> 00:08:59,168 ON OUR WEB SITE WITH A SINGLE SLIGHT KEYSTROKE. 205 00:08:59,251 --> 00:09:02,960 >> HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A LINK TO THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS-- 206 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,793 BY ME THROWING YOU TO THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS?! 207 00:09:05,876 --> 00:09:14,043 >> I THINK NOT. 208 00:09:18,251 --> 00:09:21,043 >> WE'LL GIVE YOU THE SONG BACK WHEN WE GET THE MONEY, AND NOT A 209 00:09:21,126 --> 00:09:22,168 MOMENT BEFORE. 210 00:09:22,251 --> 00:09:25,793 >> OH, WHATEVER. 211 00:09:25,876 --> 00:09:34,085 [ELEVATOR HUMS] [DING] 212 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:41,960 [ELEVATOR HUMS] [DING] 213 00:09:42,043 --> 00:09:50,210 [BEEP] SO, UH... 214 00:09:51,835 --> 00:09:53,793 WHERE YOU GUYS FROM? 215 00:09:53,876 --> 00:09:56,501 >> SANDUSKY, OHIO. 216 00:09:56,585 --> 00:09:57,293 >> OH. 217 00:09:57,376 --> 00:10:00,085 THERE'S AN AMUSEMENT PARK THERE, RIGHT? 218 00:10:00,168 --> 00:10:03,835 >> YES, THERE IS AN AMUSEMENT PARK. 219 00:10:03,918 --> 00:10:11,668 >> WELL, THAT'S ALWAYS FUN. 220 00:10:11,751 --> 00:10:15,876 [BIRD CAWING] YOUR MONEY'S WAY DOWN THERE-- 221 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:16,918 BEHIND THAT DOOR. 222 00:10:17,001 --> 00:10:17,876 CAN YOU SEE IT? 223 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:18,918 HEY, YOU BETTER HURRY UP. 224 00:10:19,001 --> 00:10:20,585 CLOSING TIME IS IN TWO MINUTES. 225 00:10:20,668 --> 00:10:26,376 >> ALL THE WAY OVER-- >> I'D SERPENTINE IF I WERE YOU. 226 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:27,960 IT'S SHOWTIME. 227 00:10:28,043 --> 00:10:29,210 >> WHY SHOULD WE SERPENTINE? 228 00:10:29,293 --> 00:10:32,918 [GUNSHOT] WHOA! 229 00:10:33,001 --> 00:10:41,210 SERPENTINE! 230 00:10:46,126 --> 00:10:49,001 >> MERCI. 231 00:10:49,085 --> 00:10:51,168 BON CAFE, JEAN PIERRE. 232 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:55,168 >> THANK YOU, MY LORD. 233 00:10:55,251 --> 00:10:57,626 >> YOU GIVE US SOMETHING TO HATE. 234 00:10:57,710 --> 00:11:00,460 BUT WE HATE YOU, YOU BRAINLESS MUTANTS. 235 00:11:00,543 --> 00:11:03,126 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 236 00:11:03,210 --> 00:11:05,876 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 237 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,835 --www.ncicap.org--] ♪ YOU HUNCHED AND BLINDED 238 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,418 MUTANTS LIVING IN CHAT ROOMS YOU MASTURBATE ON THE SHEETS 239 00:11:11,501 --> 00:11:13,668 YOUR MOTHERS CLEAN FOR YOU YOU HAVE LINED MY POCKETS 240 00:11:13,751 --> 00:11:15,543 OVERFLOWED WITH GOLD YOU'RE LIVING WITH YOUR PARENTS 241 00:11:15,626 --> 00:11:18,085 AND YOU'RE 35 YEARS OLD YOU'RE A BUNCH OF BANKS 242 00:11:18,168 --> 00:11:19,793 AND I'D LIKE TO ROB YOU'RE MY ONLINE CASH 243 00:11:19,876 --> 00:11:21,168 TRANSACTION YOU'RE MY FUTURE STOCKS 244 00:11:21,251 --> 00:11:23,418 TRANSFER YOU LIKE MONEY TO A SWISS ACCOUNT 245 00:11:23,501 --> 00:11:25,668 SPEND YOU ON AN IMPULSE BUY AND ZERO YOU ALL OUT ♪ 246 00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:27,668 >> CHIRP. 17927

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