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>> THEY WERE KNOWN AS

SNAKES N' BARRELS--

A TOUGH GROUP OF ROCK THUGS FROM

THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS,

WITH A RAVENOUS MADMAN AT THE

FOREFRONT, A MAN SIMPLY KNOWN AS

PICKLES, WHO EVENTUALLY BECAME

THE LEGENDARY PERCUSSIONIST FOR

DETHKLOK.

BUT YEARS EARLIER, PICKLES WAS A

YOUNG MIDWESTERNER ON A

DUST-COVERED BUS HEADED

TOWARDS L.A.

>> THIS BOY COULDN'T HAVE BEEN

OLDER THAN 16 WALKED RIGHT INTO

MY PAWN SHOP LOCATED ON FAIRFAX

AND WILSON, AND HE SAID, "GIMME

A GUITAR."

AND I SAID, "OH, WE GOT THIS

SWEET OLD JAZZ BOX GUITAR."

AND HE SAID, "NO!

I WANT THAT GIBSON LES PAUL

GOLD-TOP WITH THE HUMBUCKERS."

NOW, THE WAY THAT HE TOLD ME

THAT, I JUST KNEW THAT HE MEANT

BUSINESS.

AND I WAS LIKE, "UH-OH.

HERE COMES--THIS GONNA BE BIG."

>> AND THE MUSICAL PERSISTENCE

OF THE YOUNG MAN PAID OFF.

WITHIN MONTHS, HE HAD HIS OWN

BAND SIGNED TO A MAJOR LABEL.

THIS WAS THE BEGINNING OF

SNAKE N' BARRELS.

RECORD SALES WERE THROUGH

THE ROOF, BUT THE CONSTANT

TOURING TOOK ITS TOLL ON

SNAKES N' BARRELS, AND DRUG

USE BECAME A REGULAR PART

OF THEIR LIVES.

>> "ANTONIO SHOT HEROIN INTO HIS

BALLS AGAIN THIS MORNING.

HE SAYS THIS TIME IT WAS AN

ACCIDENT.

I'M SURE WE'LL HAVE THE USUAL

DIFFICULTIES ON STAGE TONIGHT.

I KNOW I SOUND LIKE A BROKEN

RECORD, BUT I NEED HEAVIER

MUSIC."

>> THE SCOURGE OF DRUGS WOULD

FORCE SNAKES N' BARRELS TO

DISBAND NEARLY OVERNIGHT AT THE

TOP OF THEIR GAME.

RUMORS OF OVERDOSE AND DEATH

CIRCULATED IN THE PRESS, LEAVING

THE WORLD TO FOREVER PONDER THE

POSSIBILITY OF A REUNION.

WILL THERE EVER BE--

>> HEY, WE WERE WATCHING THAT.

>> DUDE, RIGHT.

SO YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF ME--

I KNOW.

>> NO WAY.

TO COMPLIMENT YOU.

YOU WERE SUCH A BEAUTIFULS LADY

BACK THEN.

MAYBE YOU WILLS ALLS FAVOR US

WITH MAKEUP TIPS.

>> [LAUGHTER]

>> HEY, COME ON NOW.

THAT'S VERY FUNNY.

>> IT'S EXCITING.

TURN IT BACK ON.

I WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I'M HERE, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

THAT'S THE END OF THE STORY.

>> WELL, IT'S BORING WHEN YOU

SAY IT.

>> I KNOW.

>> PICKLE?

[SIGHS]

THIS SNAKES N' BARRELS, IT'S...

IT'S NOT MY CUP OF TEA.

IT SUCKS.

>> WELL...

THAT'S NOT A NICE THING TO SAY,

TOKI.

>> NOT MY FAULT IT SUCKS.

>> WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S STILL

NOT--

>> [SIGHS]

>> LOOK, I DON'T PLAY IN THAT

BAND ANYMORE.

IT'S HISTORY, ALL RIGHT.

THERE'S NO NEED TO BE

THREATENED.

>> HEY!

WE'RE NOT THREATENED.

>> I KNOW.

I'M JUST--IT'S OVER.

ALL I CARE ABOUT IT DETHKLOK.

>> PICKLES, CAN YOU COME IN HERE

FOR A MOMENT, PLEASE?

SNAKES N' BARRELS' RECORD SALES

HAVE GONE THROUGH THE ROOF SINCE

THE DOCUMENTARY BEGAN AIRING,

AND THERE'S INTEREST OF A

REUNION TOUR.

>> OK.

>> ♪ DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK

DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK

DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK

DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK

DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK ♪

>> ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK

DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK ♪

>> ♪ I'LL

TEACH YOU

WHO

ROCK

DETHKLOK!

DETHKLOK! ♪

>> ♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF

TALLER THAN A TREE

TOKI WARTOOTH

NOT A BUMBLE BEE

WILLIAM MURDERFACE

MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE

PICKLES THE DRUMMER

DOODILY DOO, DING-DONG

DOODILY DOODILY DOO

NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪

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>> DETHKLOK IS ON HIATUS

WHILE PICKLES REUNITES WITH

SNAKES N' BARRELS.

>> ALONE THEY ARE WEAK.

>> I BELIEVE THE WEAKNESS LIES

IN SNAKES N' BARRELS'

PREDISPOSITION FOR DRUG ABUSE.

>> WE HAVE FULL BACKGROUND

REPORTS ON EACH.

GENTLEMAN, ANTONIO TONY DeMARCO

THUNDERBOTTOM ON BASS GUITAR--

ONCE A MAJOR ALCOHOLIC.

HE'S NOW SOBER.

SAMMY "CANDY NOSE" TWINSKINS ON

DRUMS, A CRACK COCAINE FIEND.

SOBER.

ON RHYTHM GUITAR, SNIZZY "SNAZ"

BULLETS.

HALLUCINOGENS AND HEROIN LEFT

HIM WITH PARTIAL PARALYSIS IN

THE FACE.

ALSO SOBER.

>> JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE SOBER

RIGHT NOW DOESN'T MEAN THEY

CAN'T RELAPSE.

WE HAVE AVAILABLE SOMEBODY WHO

COULD PROVE TO BE VERY IMPORTANT

TO US--MILITARY PHARMACEUTICAL

PSYCHOTROPIC DRUG MANUFACTURER

DR. RAYMOMOLUTH CHESTERFIELD.

>> I'VE BEEN EXPERIMENTING WITH

A NEW KIND OF DRUG CALLED

TOTALLY AWESOME SWEET ALABAMA

LIQUID SNAKE.

THE SMALLEST DOSAGE OF THIS DRUG

WILL DRIVE THE USER COMPLETELY

INSANE.

WITH A HIGH ENOUGH DOSAGE, THEIR

MEMORY WILL BE WIPED CLEAR AND

THUS BE A BLANK SLATE...

WAITING TO BE REPROGRAMMED

IN ANY WAY ONE SEES FIT.

>> ONCE WE REPROGRAM PICKLES,

WE WILL BE ABLE TO DESTROY

DETHKLOK FROM THE INSIDE OUT.

[BIRDS CAWING]

>> WHAT IF PICKLES NEVER COMES

BACK?

OH, THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY MESSED

UP.

>> OH, COME ON, GUYS.

IT'S NOT LIKE THIS IS ANYONE'S

FIRST BAND.

YOU'LL PROBABLY ALL WANT TO GO

AND REUNITE WITH YOUR OLD BANDS

AT SOME POINT.

>> DETHKLOK IS MY FIRST BAND.

>> OH.

WELL, ONE DAY,

YOU'LL WANT TO REUNITE WITH US.

>> WHY?

WE ALREADY TOGETHER.

>> JUST 'CAUSE WE'RE NOT BROKEN

UP DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T

REUNITE.

>> ACTUALLYS, I THINK THAT'S

EXACTLYS WHAT THATS MEANS.

>> SERIOUSLY?

>> YOU CAN'T REUNITE WITH A

BANDS THATS HAS NOT BROKESED UP.

THEY WON'T LET YOU.

>> THAT SUCKS.

GREAT.

>> WAIT.

CAN WE HAVE A NOT-REUNION TOUR

WHERE WE, YOU KNOW, JUST COME

OUT AND, LIKE, YOU KNOW, DO A

REGULAR SHOW?

>> NO.

I LOOKED INTO IT.

>> WELL, THAT'S PRETTY LAME.

>> WELL, THAT'S SHOW BIZ.

YOU KNOW, I SOMETIMES GETS

CONTACTED BY MY BANDS MATES

TRYINGS TO, YOU KNOW, RIDE MY

COATS TAILS LIKE DROWNING RATS.

BUT I SAYS, "SCREW YOU.

GO DIE."

>> OH.

>> WHATS BANDS WERE YOU IN?

>> OH.

ABOUT A MILLIONS.

I WAS IN AGNOSTIC PRIEST,

GANGOGAR ALDILIO.

AL IL EL.

>> YEAH.

>> GOGNOGMUG.

ALUGDUG.

>> OH, YEAH.

>> [BLEEP]-FACE ACADEMY.

SAUSAGE ASSASSIN.

FINANCIALLY RAPED.

SMUGLY DISMISSED.

I WAS IN PRETTY MUCH EVERY BAND.

I COULD GOES ON, IS WHAT I'M

SAYING.

>> OH.

I NEED A BACK RUB.

I MISS PICKLES.

[CAR ALARM RINGING]

>> OK, LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE ALL

SOBER NOW, AND I CAN TOTALLY

RESPECT YOU.

SO, I'M GOING TO RESIST THE URGE

TO DO DRUGS AND DRINK AROUND

YOU.

I WILL STILL DO THEM,

BUT I WILL EXCUSE MYSELF AND GO

TO A DIFFERENT ROOM.

COOL?

GOOD.

SO, WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME

BEFORE THIS REUNION TOUR,

WHICH I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT.

SO, LET'S JUST JUMP INTO "WATER

HORSY BLUES."

UH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU ALL

AGAIN.

>> ONE...

TWO, 3...

4.

[ALL PLAYING POORLY]

>> STOP!

STOP, STOP!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

SWEET LORD!

HAVE YOU PEOPLE

FORGOTTEN HOW TO PLAY?!

THAT SOUNDED AWFUL!

>> NO WAY, MAN!

WE'RE BETTER THAN EVER.

>> DUDE...

YOU'RE SITTING ON THE OUTSIDE OF

THE DRUM KIT.

>> NO, I AIN'T.

OH, WAIT, YOU'RE RIGHT.

SORRY.

THAT'S WHY IT FELT WEIRD.

LET ME JUST GET ON BACK THERE.

>> JUST GO AROUND.

IT'S--DON'T CLIMB...

[CRASH]

OVER.

TONY, DUDE,

I COULDN'T EVEN HEAR YOUR BASS

AT ALL.

>> UH...

OH.

MY AMP IS OFF.

>> WHY?

>> HEY, I'M SAVING MONEY ON

ELECTRICITY, BRO.

I'M NOT MADE OUT OF MONEY.

>> JUST TURN IT ON.

I'LL REIMBURSE YOU.

>> YOU GOT A DEAL.

[AMP HUMS]

>> GREAT.

SOUNDS WONDERFUL.

HEY, BULLETS,

WHAT IS THIS THING YOU'RE

WEARING?

WHAT IS IT?

>> IT'S AN INVENTION OF MINE.

IT'S A STRAPLESS GUITAR THAT

ALSO FUNCTIONS AS A GIRDLE.

IT'S CALLED A GIGIRDLE-A-TAR.

I CAN MAKE YOU ONE.

>> GUYS!

WE HAVE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO,

AND NOT VERY MUCH TIME.

WE'VE GOTTA GET YOU IN SHAPE OR

WE'RE GONNA DISAPPOINT A WHOLE

LOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE.

SNAKES N' BARRELS HAS GOT NO

CHOICE BUT TO ROCK HARDER THAN

EVER.

[HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

>> [CHEERING]

[TUNING GUITAR]

>> HEY.

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR SHOW TONIGHT.

>> OH.

HEY, THANKS.

I GOTTA GET READY BACK HERE IF

YOU DON'T MIND.

>> GO GET STIBBED.

HAVES A REALLY GREAT SHOW.

DO THAT FOR ME.

>> YEAH.

I GOTTA...

YOU KNOW, GET READY.

>> JUST DON'T FORGET ABOUT US.

HE'S A GOOD KID!

>> OH.

YOU'RE ACTING WEIRD.

>> WE'RE JUST, YOU KNOW...

WE CARE ABOUT YOU.

>> YEAH, IF YOU GETS A PROBLEM

WITH THAT, THEN, WELL, I GUESS

THAT'S JUST SAD.

>> OH, GOD.

I'M NOT LEAVING DETHKLOK.

I TOLD YOU THIS A BILLION TIMES,

OK.

I'M JUST DOING THIS FOR FUN.

>> OH, WELL, IT'S NOT BRUTAL,

YOU KNOW.

SNAKES N' BARRELS ISN'T BRUTAL.

>> I KNOW.

>> OK.

>> OK.

>> JUST DO A GREAT JOB.

BUT DON'T LEAVE US.

I'M GONNA GET GOING.

YOUR MUSIC SUCKS, AND YOU'RE AN

ASSHOLE.

I'M NOT--I'M HAVING A HARD TIME

EXPRESSING MYSELF.

>> WILL GUYS GET THE HELL OUT OF

HERE?

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GOING OVER

THE SONGS.

>> OH, YEAH?

WELL, WHEN--WHERE'S YOUR STUPID

BAND?

>> [SIGHS]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THEY

ARE.

>> HEY, YOU GUYS WANT TO DO SOME

TOTALLY AWESOME SWEET ALABAMA

LIQUID SNAKE?

>> UH...

>> UH...

>> YOU GUYS ARE GONNA GET SO

HIGH THAT YOUR MINDS ARE GONNA

BLOW CHUNKS TO OUTER SPACE AND

TO THE MILKY WAY.

>> UH...

>> UH...

>> UH...

[ALL GROANING]

>> AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO

CELEBRATE THE REUNION THAN WITH

A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED MILKY WAY

CHUNK-BLOW, HMM?

>> [CHEERING]

>> ALL RIGHT.

LET'S KICK ASS TONIGHT.

>> YEAH.

>> OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.

WE GOT SOME TOTALLY AWESOME

SWEET ALABAMA LIQUID SNAKE FROM

A DUDE.

>> OH, COME ON, GUYS.

I DON'T WANT TO ENCOURAGE ANY

DRUG--OK.

I'LL DO IT.

CHEERS.

>> CHEERS.

>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

SNAKES N' BARRELS ARE GONNA

ROCK YOU!

TWO, 3, 4!

[HARD ROCK BEGINS]

♪ WELL, YOU CAN LEAD

A HORSE TO WATER

BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM DRINK

YOU GOT THE BELLY OF A SINNER

AND THE PANTIES OF A SAINT

YOU GOT A STITCH IN TIME

AND IT'S GONNA SAVE YOU 9

FIRST YOU TRY TO WING IT, BABY

ALSO TRY TO FLING IT

YOU GOT IT EASY COME

AND EASY GO

ONLY ONE WAY TO GO

YOU GOTTA GET UP OFF THE FLOOR

YOU GOT AN ALFA-ROMERO

IT'S A NATURAL WIN

I GUESS I'M REALLY TIRED

SINGING HEY, HEY, HEY

WHEN YOU GET UP AND GO

AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT

NO, YOU DON'T HAVE A CHANCE

BUT YOU GO, GO, GO

BECAUSE THE PIE IN THE SKY

IS A BIRD THAT WON'T FLY

AND YOU HEAR THE OLD SONG

WITH THE WONDERFUL LINE

YEAH, AND WHAT GOES UP

YOU KNOW IT'S GOTTA COME DOWN

WHEN YOUR GLASS IS HALF-EMPTY

WHEN YOU'RE GOING DOWNTOWN

AND YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING DOWN

WHEN THE MOTHER... ♪

[FEEDBACK]

[GUITAR SOLO]

[M

>> [ROARING]

>> [SHRIEKING]

>> NO!

NO!

>> [SHRIEKING]

>> [SCREAMING]

>> NO!

>> AAGH!

>> APPARENTLY SNAKES N' BARRELS

WERE GIVEN PSYCHOTROPIC DRUGS

THAT HAVE ERASED THEIR MINDS--

EXCEPT FOR PICKLES, WHO THE

DRUGS HAD NO EFFECT ON

WHATSOEVER.

>> I GREW UP SMOKING GOVERNMENT

WEED EVERY DAY.

YOU KNOW, I HAD KIDDIE GLAUCOMA.

DON'T ASK ME.

I'M IMMUNE TO JUST ABOUT

EVERYTHING.

>> THE RECORDING OF THAT NIGHT'S

CONCERT EVENT HAS ROCKETED

THROUGH THE CHARTS AND IS BEING

CALLED THE MOST BRUTAL ALBUM OF

ALL TIME.

>> MOST BRUTAL ALBUM, HUH?!

UGH.

I HATE TO SAY IT--

THEY'RE RIGHT.

IT'S AN AMAZING ALBUM.

CONGRATULATIONS, PICKLES.

IT IS SO CHILLING.

>> WHAT A GREAT WAY TO GO OUT,

TOO.

I ONLY HOPE WE CAN END THAT

WAY--CLAWING OUR EYES OUT,

THROWING UP ACID BLOOD.

>> I OFFICIALLY TAKES BACKS

WHATEVER I SAY ABOUT

SNAKES N' BARRELS.

YOU'RE AMAZING.

>> THIS MUSIC IS LIKES POTATO

CHIPS.

I CAN'T STOPS LISTENING TO IT.

PLAYS IT AGAIN.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> [SCREAMING]

>> MY GIGIRDLE-A-TAR IS

CHOCKING MY CHUBBY AND MY

GUTS HURTS WHERE MY--

>> THERE'S LITTLE CIVIL WAR

SOLDIERS LICKING OFF MY SKIN!

>> I'M AWARE OF MYSELF!

>> [SCREAMING]

>> GET IT OFF ME!

>> OH, NO!

I'M AM ALSO AWARE OF MY TONGUE!

AAGH!

>> I BELIEVE I'M A CHICKEN!

I'M A CHICKEN!

I'M A CHICKEN!

I'M A--I'M A CHICKEN.

I BELIEVE I'M A CHICKEN.

>> CHIRP.

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