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107 DETHFAM
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>> ON IN 4, 3, 2...
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>> WE'RE BACK WITH ARGUABLY THE
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GREATEST ENTERTAINMENT FORCE IN
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THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD--
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DETHKLOK.
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GENTLEMEN, YOU ARE THE 12th
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LARGEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD AND
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CLIMBING, AND YET YOU ALL ARE
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INTENSELY PRIVATE.
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LITTLE IS KNOWN ABOUT YOUR
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PERSONAL LIVES.
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WHY?
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>> BECAUSE.
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>> WELL, WE AT THE "NICK IBSEN
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SHOW" DO PRIDE OURSELVES ON
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UNCOVERING THE MOST--
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>> HEY, DOUCHE BAG, WHY DON'T
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YOU DRILL A HOLE IN YOUR
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FOREHEAD AND LET ALL THE SAP RUN
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OUT?
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>> HA HA! FOR PANCAKES.
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>> AS INTIMIDATING AS IT IS TO
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INTERVIEW SUCH AMAZING
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ENTERTAINMENT FIGURES, I
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NONETHELESS HAVE A JOURNALISTIC
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DUTY TO UNCOVER CERTAIN--
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[FLUID TRICKLING]
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ARE YOU URINATING ON MY SHOES?
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>> YES. I AM.
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>> WELL, AS I SAID BEFORE, WHILE
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MET WITH RESISTANCE, WE HAVE A
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GREAT SURPRISE IN STORE FOR YOU.
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WE HAVE UNCOVERED SOMETHING THAT
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YOU ALL HAVE DESPERATELY BEEN
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TRYING TO HIDE.
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TONIGHT YOU WILL ALL BE REUNITED
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WITH YOUR FAMILIES.
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>> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS.
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>> PAY FOR WHAT, JOURNALISTIC
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INTEGRITY?
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>> WILLIAM.
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>> I THINK THAT YOU'LL FIND ANY
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JOURNALIST WORTH HIS OWN SALT
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WOULD DO THE SAME.
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AAH!
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AAAAAAAAAH!
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AAH! AAGH!
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AAGH! AAH!
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>> GOOD SONG TITLE--
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"BLOODTROCUTED."
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♪ DO ANYTHING FOR METAL
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DO ANYTHING FOR METAL
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DO ANYTHING FOR METAL
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DO ANYTHING FOR METAL
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DO ANYTHING FOR METAL ♪
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>> ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK
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DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK ♪
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>> ♪ [INDISTINCT]
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WHO ROCK ♪
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♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! ♪
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>> ♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF
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TALLER THAN A TREE
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TOKI WARTOOTH
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NOT A BUMBLE BEE
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WILLIAM MURDERFACE
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MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE
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PICKLES THE DRUMMER
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DOODILY DOO, DING-DONG
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DOODILY DOODILY DOO
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NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
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CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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--www.ncicap.org--]
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>> AAH! AAH!
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>> DETHKLOK'S PARENTS HAVE BEEN
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UNCOVERED AND ARE VISITING.
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THIS COULD BE DEVASTATING.
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>> WHAT DO WE HAVE ON THE
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FAMILIES?
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>> FROM TOMAHAWK, WISCONSIN, WE
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HAVE PICKLES PARENTS CALVIN AND
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MOLLY WITH OLDER BROTHER SETH, A
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RECENTLY RELEASED CONVICT.
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FROM VICTORY GARDENS, THE
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PREMIER ARMED FORCES RETIREMENT
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COMMUNITY IN FLORIDA, ROSE AND
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OSCAR EXPLOSION.
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SHE'S THE ONCE-LOVELY MISS
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SWEDEN 1956, THE BRAVE SINGLE
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MOTHER WHOSE NEGLECT HELPED FORM
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THE WORLD'S FASTEST GUITARIST--
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SERVETA SKWIGELF.
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AND THE CURIOUS AND RATHER
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OFFBEAT GRANDPARENTS WHO RAISED
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WILLIAM AFTER THE TRAGIC
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MURDER-SUICIDE OF HIS PARENTS--
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STELLA AND THUNDERBOLT
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MURDERFACE.
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>> WHAT'S THE WAGON FOR?
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>> MASSIVE STROKE.
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>> I SEE.
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>> AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, FROM
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AN ABANDONED VILLAGE NEAR
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LILLEHAMMER, NORWAY, ANYA AND
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THE REVEREND ASLAG WARTOOTH.
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>> I SEE THE FAMILIES REUNITE.
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I SEE FATHER KILLING SON.
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IN THE END, THERE'S ULTIMATE
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BRUTALITY.
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>> THIS MAY BE THE ANSWER WE'VE
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BEEN WAITING FOR.
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THIS COULD RIP THEM APART.
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>> WE WILL ALLOW THE DARKNESS TO
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UNFOLD.
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>> I JUST WANT TO CLIMBS INTO A
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HOLES AND NOT DEALS, YOU KNOW,
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RIGHT, TOKI?
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WHAT, YOU'RE NOT TALKING TO ME?
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>> I'LL NEVER NOT BE EMBARRASSED
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BY MY PARENTS.
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>> IT'S REPUGNANT.
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I'D RATHER BE DEAD AND FACELESS
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THAN GROW OLD AND REPUGNANT LIKE
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THAT.
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>> I KNOW.
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I THINK WE ALL WISH THOSE GUYS
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WERE DEAD.
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MAYBE WE CAN JUST TAKE THEM OUT
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TO DINNER AND GET THEM OFF OUR
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BACK.
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>> OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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SO WHAT DO YOU FEEL LIKE EATING?
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>> YOU REMEMBER MRS. MILLER,
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DON'T YOU?
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>> NO.
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>> WELL, THEY HAD TO CUT HER
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LEGS OFF, POOR THING.
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THERE WAS AN ICE STORM, AND THE
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POWER WENT OUT IN HER HOUSE, AND
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SHE WOKE UP WITH HER FEET
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FROZEN.
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>> GOD, MA, THAT'S BRUTAL.
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>> HER FEET WERE BLACK LIKE A
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BLACK PERSON'S FEET, NOT THAT I
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HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST BLACK
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PEOPLE, BUT THIS WAS FROSTBITE,
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AND BESIDES, BLACK PEOPLE'S FEET
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ARE PINK ON THE BOTTOM.
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[WIND BLOWING]
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>> [SPEAKS SWEDISH]
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>> I LEARNED THEY HAVE THESE
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WHEELCHAIRS NOW WITH COMPUTERS
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IN THEM THAT YOU CAN CONTROL BY
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BLINKING YOU EYES, AND WITH ALL
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YOUR MONEY, WILLIAM, YOUR
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GRANDFATHER HAS TO SIT THERE IN
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A WAGON LIKE A DEAD CAT.
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>> OH, I GUESS I'LL JUST RUN OUT
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AND BUY ONE.
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HEY, ANYONE ELSE WANT ONE?
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ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIRS.
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I'LL BUY A MILLION OF THEM.
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OW!
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DON'T HIT PEOPLE ON THE HEAD
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WITH SPOONS.
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>> SO I TOOK A MUSIC MANAGEMENT
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COURSE AT WISCONSIN STATE
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PRISON, YOU KNOW?
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CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS CRAP?
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>> HE CAN MANAGE YOU.
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HE'S GONNA MAKE AN OFFICE ABOVE
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THE GARAGE.
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>> HELL YEAH.
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I MANAGED, LIKE, 5 BANDS IN "D"
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BLOCK, AND THEY WERE FRICKIN'
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GOOD.
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YOU HEARD OF THE TWIXIES?
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IT HASN'T GOTTEN OUT YET, BUT,
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YOU KNOW, I RECORDED SOME STUFF,
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DICTAPHONE.
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SOUNDS SO GOOD, IT BLEW MY MIND,
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BUT I JUST WANT TO TALK
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TO YOU.
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DUDE, YOU SHOULD START A
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FRICKIN' LABEL.
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CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT, YOU KNOW,
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BROTHERS IN BUSINESS?
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I WOULD BE IN CHARGE OF NUMBERS.
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YOU JUST PLAY THE MUSIC.
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PLAY THOSE RAT-A-TAT-TAT.
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PLAY THOSE DRUMS, AND I WANT TO
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DO IT AS AN INDEPENDENT DEAL,
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NONE OF THOSE BIG, FANCY LABELS.
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>> OH, LET ME OUT OF HERE.
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I GOT TO PEE-PEE.
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>> YEAH. ME, TOO.
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>> YEAH. THAT'S FOR SURE.
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[PBBT]
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>> I AM GONNA LOSE MY MIND.
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MY PARENTS JUST BRAG AND BRAG
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ABOUT MY BROTHER.
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"OH, HE'S IN A ROOM ABOVE THE
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GARAGE."
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BIG DEAL! HE'S AN EX-CON!
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[PANTING]
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I HAVEN'T USED ONE OF THESE
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THINGS FOR 15 YEARS.
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>> WHAT THE F--
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[GUITAR FEEDBACK]
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>> THIS WHOLE THING GIVES ME A
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CASE OF MY STOMACHS THROW UP.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT?
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YOUR MOM SEEMS COOL.
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>> SHE WAS THE MOST
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PROSQUEAMINESS WOMENS IN SWEDEN,
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HAD SEX WITH EVERYBODY.
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PFFT! THANKS, MOM.
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>> THE FACT THAT MY PARENTS HAD
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SEX IN ORDER TO CREATE ME MAKES
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ME WANT TO BE BURIED ALIVE.
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>> MY GRANDMA HAS AN ODOR THAT'S
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SO VERY WRONG, AND SHE WANTS ME
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TO BUY THAT BASTARD A
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WHEELCHAIR.
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SHE WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
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>> WHY DO WE MAKE IT SO HARD ON
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OURSELVES?
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I'LL JUST SOLVE IT LIKE ANY
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OTHER PROBLEM.
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>> OF COURSE.
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WE HAVE THEM PUT TO SLEEP.
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>> NO. WE LIE.
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WE'LL LIE THROUGH OUR TEETH AND
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THROW MONEY AT IT.
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BUY THAT BASTARD A WHEELCHAIR.
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WE'LL TAKE THEM MINIATURE
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GOLFING, WHATEVER THE [GUITAR
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FEEDBACK] PEOPLE DO.
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WE'LL PRETEND WE'RE INTERESTED
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IN WHAT THEY'RE ASKING, AND WHEN
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THAT WEEKEND IS OVER, WE'LL SHIP
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THEM OUT OF HERE, NEVER TO BE
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SEEN AGAIN.
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DEAL?
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>> OK.
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>> OH, WILLIAM, YOU'RE GOING TO
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GO TO HEAVEN FOR THIS.
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>> I'D RATHER DIE THAN GO TO
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HEAVEN.
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>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE BACK.
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IT'S BEEN SO LONG.
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>> [COUGHING]
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>> I KNOW. IT'S BEEN TEDIOUS.
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>> I'VE MISSED YOU.
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>> I'VE MISSED YOU, TOO.
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>> NO. ALL I'M SAYING IS, I DID
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SOME OF THE NUMBERS ALREADY, SO
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I DID MOST OF THE WORK, RIGHT?
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SO, ALL I NEED IS A PERCENTAGE
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AND WHAT I NEED TO GET STARTED
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TO GET THE LABEL--
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YOU KNOW--PHONES, CHICKS TO
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ANSWER THE PHONES, DESKS, ALL
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THAT STUFF.
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JUST NEED A COUPLE BUCKS.
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YOU JUST SIGN THE CHECK. SEE?
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I ALREADY WROTE OUT A CHECK
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RIGHT THERE.
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YOU JUST SING, ALL RIGHT?
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I KNOW WHAT YOUR P.I.N. NUMBER
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IS.
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THAT'S NOT A THREAT, SO JUST--
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I'M THE REAL DEAL, OK, NOT ONE
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OF THESE FRIGGIN' ASSHOLES YOU
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MEET SOMEWHERE.
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>> WHY DON'T WE TALK ABOUT ALL
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THIS COOL STUFF WHEN I COME OVER
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AND VISIT NEXT WEEKEND?
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>> I'M INTO THAT.
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YOU TELL ME WHERE AND WHEN.
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SEND ME A PLANE TICKET.
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SEND ME AN E-TICKET.
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>> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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>> SORRY, SORRY. I JUST--
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IT'S MY FAULT.
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I CAN'T STAND TO SEE HER CHEW.
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I JUST LOCKED IN ON IT.
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MY FAULT. SORRY.
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>> TIME TO GO. TIME TO GO.
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EVERYONE GET PACKED UP.
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WHERE'S THE FOLKS? HEY, HEY.
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>> OH, IT CAN'T COMES ANY
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FASTER.
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I'VE HAD THIS SOUR STOMACH EVER
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SINCE MY MOM HAS BEEN HERE.
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>> TOKI HASN'T SAID ONE WORD.
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>> MAYBE THEY DIED IN THEIR
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SLEEP.
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>> ALL RIGHT, DUDES.
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CAN I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU?
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>> OH, NOT NOW, BRO.
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WE GOT TO SEE EVERYBODY OFF FOR
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NOW, FOR GOOD, TO THE AIRPORT.
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UH, WHERE ARE THEY?
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>> OK. HERE'S THE DEAL.
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EVERYONE IS IN THE STUDIO, ALL
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RIGHT?
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WE WANT TO HAVE A LITTLE, YOU
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KNOW, POWWOW, YOU KNOW?
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>> IN THE STUDIO?
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>> WE ARE GOING TO DO A DETHKLOK
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FAMILY DEATH-METAL ALBUM.
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THERE IT IS.
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I SAID IT, OK, AND I GOT IT ALL
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FIGURED OUT.
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EVERYBODY IS ON BOARD.
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NOW WE ALL CAN ENJOY THE FRUITS
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OF OUR TALENTS.
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AFTER ALL, HEY, YOU'RE MY LITTLE
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BROTHER.
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I FRIGGIN' LOVE YOU, BUT YOU
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KNOW WHAT?
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YOU GOT ALL OF YOUR IDEAS ABOUT
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MUSIC FROM ME, AS FAR AS THE
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IDEA TO BECOME A ROCK-AND-ROLL
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STAR.
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THAT WAS MINE, SO FACE IT.
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YOU OWE ME.
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UHH...UGH...
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YOU'LL BE MAKING A PERCENTAGE.
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>> FOR ONCE, IT IS NOT ABOUT THE
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MONEY.
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I DON'T WANT MY PARENTS DOING A
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[GUITAR FEEDBACK] METAL ALBUM.
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>> YOU CAN'T TAKE THIS AWAY FROM
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THEM.
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WE'RE FAMILY.
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>> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING
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ABOUT?
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>> WE ARE THE MOST BRUTAL BAND
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IN THE WORLD.
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WHAT DO ANY OF YOU KNOW ABOUT
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BEING BRUTAL?
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>> YEAH.
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>> HELP ME.
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>> YOU GUYS BETTER CHASE OUT, OR
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVES EACH OTHER'S
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LUNCH FOR DINNER.
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>> DAD, HE'S CHOKING--HELP.
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>> OW!
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>> OH, YOU GUTLESS PIECES OF
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LIVING GARBAGE, YOU THINK YOU
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KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE
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BRUTAL?
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>> AAH! AAH!
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>> CAN YOU IMAGINE CLEANING THE
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FECULENT CUD OF THIS MORON'S
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DIAPERS EVERY MORNING?
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>> AAH!
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>> LET ME TELL YOU BILLIONAIRE
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LOWLIFES SOMETHING.
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THERE'S NOTHING, NOTHING IN THIS
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WORLD, MORE BRUTAL AND GROTESQUE
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THAN RAISING CHILDREN.
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>> YOU RUINED MY VAGINA.
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>> I COULD NEVER LOSE THE WEIGHT
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AFTER YOU WERE BORN, AND LOOK AT
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THE VEINS IN MY BOSOM.
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THEY'RE LIKE A ROADMAP OF
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STOCKHOLM.
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>> I USED TO BE HAPPY UNTIL YOU,
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WHEN I START SPENDING ALL MY
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TIME WITH HER AND I SPEND ALL MY
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BEER MONEY ON LITTLE KIDS
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CLOTHES.
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THAT'S BRUTAL.
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>> AAH!
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>> AAH!
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>> WAAH!
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>> AAH!
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>> BLAAH!
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>> OHH!
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>> AAH!
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>> AAH!
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>> AAH!
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>> AAH AAH AAH!
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>> WAAH!
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>> UHH!
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>> WAAH!
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>> UHH!
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>> WAAH!
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>> UHH!
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>> WAAH!
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>> UHH!
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>> AAH!
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>> UHH!
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>> AAH!
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>> UHH!
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>> AAH!
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>> UHH!
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>> AAH!
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>> UHH! UHH!
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>> MY BODY IS A LIFELESS CELL.
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PLEASE, PLEASE KILL ME.
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PLEASE KILL ME.
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I HAVE NOT HAD AN ERECTION FOR
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30 YEARS.
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I JUST USED MY UNDERPANTS AS A
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RESTROOM.
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PLEASE KILL ME.
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DEAR GOD, KILL ME.
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KILL ME. KILL ME. KILL ME.
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KILL ME. KILL ME. KILL ME.
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KILL ME. KILL ME. KILL ME ME ME
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ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
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ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
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ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME.
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>> CHIRP.
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