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>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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ON BASS GUITAR...
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WILLIAM MURDERFACE.
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>> MURDERFACE!
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MURDERFACE!
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MURDERFACE!
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MURDERFACE!
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MURDERFACE!
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[GUITAR PLAYING]
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[PLAYING FASTER]
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>> HEY!
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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POUR IT IN.
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EASY, EASY, EASY.
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>> HEY, PICKLE, TELL MURDERFACE
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WHAT YOU JUST TOLD ME
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ABOUT THAT GUY.
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>> OH, RIGHT.
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>> HILARIOUS.
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>> THAT DUDE YOU HEAD-BUTTED?
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THE GUY WAS A DANISH PRINCE.
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CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
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>> PFFF! THE DUTCH.
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>> OH, CHECK IT OUT.
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HE'S GOT A BRAIN CONTUSION
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AND A FRACTURED SKULL.
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OH, AND HE'S LAST IN LINE
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FOR THE DANISH ROYALTY.
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THAT IS MESSED UP, DUDE.
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>> WELL, THAT'S WHAT HE GETS
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FOR GOING AFTER MY HARP.
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>> AWESOME.
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>> DUDE, I WOULD HAVE DONE
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THE SAME THING.
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DUTCH.
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>> YEAH, WELL, IT'S OFFICIAL.
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I MEAN, YOU'RE GETTING REALLY
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GOOD AT HEAD-BUTTING.
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>> [MUMBLING]
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BUNCH OF JERKS, ANYWAY.
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>> HEY, LOOK AT THIS.
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>> GOT E-VITES.
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>> A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR
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MURDERFACE?
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>> WHERE IS IT GOING TO BE?
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IN THE TOILET, IN A BUS STATION?
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>> OH, THAT'S BRUTAL.
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>> CAN YOU BELIEVE,
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RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD
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JUST MAKING UP LIKE THIS?
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>> WAIT A MINUTE.
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THE GUY'S A NIHILIST.
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WHAT DOES HE WANT A BIRTHDAY
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FOR?
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>> INSIDE, OUTSIDE,
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UP OR DOWN.
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SHOW UP IF YOU WANT.
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WHO GIVES A PISS?
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>> OH...ME.
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET HIM
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A GIFT.
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>> ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK
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DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK ♪
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[GUITAR RIFF]
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DETH...
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KLOK...
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♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!
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SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF
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TALLER THAN A TREE
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TOKI WARTOOTH
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NOT A BUMBLE BEE
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WILLIAM MURDERFACE
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MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE
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PICKLES THE DRUMMER
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DOODILY DOO, DING-DONG DOODILY
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DOODILY DOO
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NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪
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>> IT SEEMS THAT WILLIAM
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MURDERFACE'S BIRTHDAY HAS
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THOUSANDS OF FANS RIOTING
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IN THE STREETS OF PARIS.
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APPARENTLY, MURDERFACE MADE
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SOME DISPARAGING REMARKS
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ABOUT THE LOUVRE...
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>> 30,000 PIECES OF ART
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AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
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THEY ALL STINK LIKE...
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>> [SPEAKING FRENCH]
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VIVE...
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>> FIRES ARE RAGING IN THE SOUTH
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AS MORE FANS CELEBRATE
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WILLIAM MURDERFACE'S BIRTHDAY--
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>> I'LL KILL YOU ALL!
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I'M GONNA KILL EVERYTHING
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IN SIGHT.
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DETHKLOK RULES!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MURDERFACE.
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WHA! WHOO-HOO!
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>> WE'VE CENSORED THE MEDIA
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SINCE THESE FANS HAVE DECIDED
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THAT MASS DESTRUCTION WOULD
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MAKE A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY GIFT.
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I BELIEVE WE'RE ALL IN GREAT
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DANGER.
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>> MILITARY'S ON ALERT.
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YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
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>> RECENT POLLS INDICATE
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THAT HALF THE MILITARY ARE
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RABID DETHKLOK FANS.
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NOW, IF YOU'D PLEASE TURN
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YOUR ATTENTION TO OUR BIRTHDAY
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EXPERT--DR. GIBBITS.
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>> YES.
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WILLIAM MURDERFACE'S CHARTS
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INDICATE A DEEP-SEATED RAGE
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WHICH IS SPLIT OFF AND
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REPRESSED AT ITS CORE.
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HIS SELF-LOATHING IS EXPRESSED
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MOST PUBLICLY AND UNEQUIVOCALLY
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THROUGH BODILY MUTILATION,
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TATTOOING, ALCOHOL ABUSE,
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AND COBRAPHILIA.
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HE BLAMES OTHERS FOR HIS ANGER.
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HE MISPLACES HIS RAGE
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AND ITS ROOTS.
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HE SEEKS PUNISHMENT,
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CASTIGATION,
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AND EXCOMMUNICATION.
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THIS SELF-DESTRUCTION IS
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THE ONLY WAY TO VALIDATE
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POWERFUL VOICES HE INTERNALIZED
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AS A CHILD.
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THIS, COMBINED WITH HIS IMMENSE
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WEALTH AND POPULARITY, SHOULD
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MAKE FOR A MONUMENTALLY
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HORRIFIC BIRTHDAY.
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>> HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET
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HIM A GIFT?
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ALL HE WANTS IS MORBID CRAP,
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AND HE'S ALREADY GOT JUST
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ABOUT EVERYTHING.
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LOOK.
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>> GIVE THAT HERE!
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>> PICK IT UP. HA HA!
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>> CAN'T WE JUST GIVE HIM
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SOME CASH?
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WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
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>> NOT LIKE "POR-CHASE"
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ANYTHING, LIKE MAKE SOMETHING.
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>> AND THE BIRTHDAY CAKE.
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IT'S GOT TO BE TOTALLY METAL.
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GOT IT?
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>> OR, MAYBE LIKE, WE GET HIM
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AN ENDANGERED SPECIES AND THEN
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WE COULD KILL IT?
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THAT'D BE COOL.
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I JUST READ ABOUT THIS THING
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ONLINE.
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YOU CAN BUY A STAR AND NAME IT.
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LIKE, WHAT IF WE NAMED IT,
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LIKE, MUHAMMAD ALI,
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THE BLACK PRIZE FIGHTER?
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THAT WOULD BE HIS GIFT.
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...YOU.
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>> WAIT A MINUTE.
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I GOT IT.
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WE'LL GIVE HIM THE BLACKEST,
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MOST MEANINGLESS GIFT OF ALL.
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[EASY LISTENING MUSIC PLAYS]
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>> THE QUEEN OF DENMARK
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WITH HER SON PRINCE HENRY.
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>> THIS IS AN ORIGINAL
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MANUSCRIPT FROM PETYR KORN
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LIZENHUFT, DENMARK'S MOST FAMOUS
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POET.
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>> WAS HE MURDERED?
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>> NO.
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>> HOW MUCH DID IT COST?
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>> THIS IS...
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>> AW, JUST KEEP IT.
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I'M GETTING THE CRAPPIEST GIFTS.
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ARE YOU GIVING ME A SHARPIE
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FOR MY BIRTHDAY?
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>> HE'S ASKING FOR YOUR
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AUTOGRAPH.
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>> HERE, LET ME SIGN.
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>> OW!
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>> THE DUTCH ARE SCUM.
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>> WHAT IS THAT, METAL FROSTING?
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THAT'S AMAZING.
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>> PLEASE DO NOT SAMPLE
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THE FROSTING.
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IT'S MADE OF MERCURY.
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YOU WILL DIE.
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>> THIS IS A COMPLETE AND TOTAL,
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YOU KNOW, SAUSAGE FESTIVAL.
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>> I LOVE SAUSAGE FESTIVAL.
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LIKE IN VIENNA.
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>> NO, TOKI, THAT WAS
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A SAUSAGE FESTIVAL.
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>> THAT WAS GOOD.
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>> YEAH.
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WITH VIENNA PORK SAUCE...
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NO, THIS MEANS THAT THERE'S
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NO GOOD-LOOKING LADIES TO PUT
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YOU-KNOW-WHAT INTO SIDE OF THEM.
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>> THE SAUSAGE?
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>> YEAH.
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ANYWAY, WHAT WERE YOU TALKING
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ABOUT, LIKE, A SECOND AGO?
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I'M SORRY I CUT YOU OFF.
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>> OH, I GOT TO MAKE SOMETHING
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FOR MURDERFACE.
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I'M GONNA MAKE HIM A MACARONI
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MURDER LADY.
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>> I'M SURE HE'LL HATE THAT.
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PARDON ME.
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>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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WELCOME TO THE PARTY.
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AS YOU WELL KNOW, NO PARTY
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IS COMPLETE WITHOUT A BIRTHDAY
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PARTY CLOWN.
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WE HAVE ONE OF THE FINEST
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ROCK 'N' ROLL CLOWNS AROUND.
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SO, PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS--
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YO, HERE COMES THE ROCK 'N' ROLL
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CLOWN.
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[GUITAR RIFF]
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>> ♪ OH! K-K-K-YEAH! ♪
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I'M DR. ROCKSO
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THE ROCK 'N' ROLL CLOWN.
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I DO COCAINE.
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K-K-K-YEAH!
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I HEAR IT'S SOMEBODY'S BIRTHDAY.
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I DO COCAINE.
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DR. ROCKSO GONNA MAKE YOU
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A BALLOON FACE.
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SERIOUSLY, DUDE, A LOT OF
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COCAINE.
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TRY IT OUT.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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I THINK SOMEONE'S OUT OF TUNE.
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JUST A LITTLE MORE.
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YOU POPPED A STRING.
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HA HA!
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[ELECTRIC GUITARS PLAYING]
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[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]
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>> NOW, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT
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FROM ME,
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OTHER THAN THE WORST PARTY
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IN THE HISTORY OF PISS?
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>> CHECK, CHECK.
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MURDER, SLASH.
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THAT'S GOOD.
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♪ MANY YEARS AGO TODAY
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SOMETHING GREW INSIDE OF
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YOUR MOTHER
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THAT THING WAS YOU ♪
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♪ YOU ♪
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♪ YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU
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DID SHE SCREAM?
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DID SHE CRY?
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ONE MORE YEAR GOES BY...
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[GUITAR DROWNS OUT LYRICS]
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R.S.V.P. PLEASE
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FOR THE DEATH OF KINGS
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YOU HAVE LITTLE TIME
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YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF LIFE
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HAPPY
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BIRTHDAY
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YOU'RE GONNA DIE ♪
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>> MMM...
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>> ♪ DEATH
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DIE
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DEATH
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DEATH
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MURDER
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DEATH
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DEATH
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DIE
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DEATH
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DEATH
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DEATH
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DEATH
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DEATH, DEATH, DEATH, DEATH
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DIE ♪
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AND NOW THE BLACKEST PRESENT
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FOR THE MOST BRUTAL OF ALL
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BASS PLAYERS.
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NOTHING!
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>> OH, YOU SUCK.
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>> AW!
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>> YOU ALL SUCK!
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>> WHAT'S WRONG?
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>> GO PLAY RECORDS BACKWARDS
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AND KILL YOURSELF.
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>> HEY, FATSO!
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WE GOT YOUR FAVORITE THING.
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DISAPPOINTMENT.
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>> I GUESS THIS IS A GOOD TIME
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TO START MY SIDE BAND--
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PLANET PISS.
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I SHALL SEND FOR THE REST
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OF MY PARCELS IN THE MORNING.
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[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]
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>> ATTENTION!
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YOU BIG BABY!
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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
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GOING FOR A CRY BABY WALK?
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>> HEY, WHY'S EVERYBODY
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WEARING CAMOUFLAGE?
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YOU JOINING THE MARINES?
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>> WE WANTED TO, UH, SURPRISE
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YOU...IN OUTFITS.
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>> IT'S A STUPID NAVY SEAL.
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>> THAT'S PART OF THE SURPRISE.
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>> WHY?
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>> BECAUSE IT MAKES IT HARDER
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TO SEE.
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THAT'S AWESOME.
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>> HEY, DOUCHE BAG.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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>> WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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>> BIG PHAT TIRES
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AND EVERYTHING.
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>> BUT I ALREADY GOT, LIKE,
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A MILLION LIMOS.
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>> DUDE, NOT LIKE THIS ONE.
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THIS IS THE LIMO THAT KENNEDY
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GOT HIS BRAINS SMASHED OPEN IN
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WITH A BULLET.
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>> SO?
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>> PUKED UP AND DESECRATED.
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>> YEAH, DUDE, IN THE DRIVER'S
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SEAT IS THE CHAIR FROM, LIKE,
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WHERE PRESIDENT LINCOLN WAS SHOT
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AND ASSASSINATED IN.
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>> AND YOU'RE ENTERED IN
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THE FIRST-EVER DETHKLOK
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DEATH-MOLITION KLOK-AMATAY
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DEATH DERBY.
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>> AND I MADE YOU THIS
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MACARONI MURDER LADY.
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WHAT USED TO BE THE RED HOTS
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FOR THE BLOOD, BUT I ATE THEM.
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>> YOU MEAN, I GET TO DESTROY
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UNITED STATES HISTORY?
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[INDISTINCT]
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AAAH!
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TAKE THAT, AMERICA!
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AAAH!
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>> ♪ R.S.V.P. PLEASE
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FOR THE DEATH OF KINGS
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YOU HAVE LITTLE TIME
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YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF LIFE
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HAPPY
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BIRTHDAY
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YOU'RE GONNA DIE ♪
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