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[HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING]

>> ♪ RIDING, RIDING, RIDING

RIDING, THUNDER, THUNDER

THUNDER, THUNDER ♪

[HORSE NEIGHS]

♪ THUNDER HORSE, THUNDER HORSE

THUNDER HORSE ♪

>> AAH!

>> ♪ THUNDER HORSE

THUNDER

HORSE

THUNDER

HORSE ♪

[HORSE NEIGHS]

♪ THUNDER

HORSE

THUNDER

HORSE ♪

>> AAH!

♪ THUNDER HORSE ♪

[MUSIC STOPS]

>> HERE WE GO AGAIN.

>> OK, WAIT.

BEFORE WE DO ANYTHING DRASTIC,

LET'S PUT THIS ALL IN

PERSPECTIVE, NATHAN, OK?

LOOK.

>> DETHKLOK HAS SPENT A

REPORTED 500 MILLION IN THE

RECORDING STUDIO SO FAR...

>> FAN SUICIDE RATE IS UP

DUE TO THE ALBUM'S LATE RELEASE.

[GUNSHOT]

>> SOURCES HAVE CORROBORATED

THAT THE BAND HAS RECORDED 16

INDIVIDUAL ALBUMS--ALL DELETED.

>> SOURCES SAY THE DOW JONES

DECLINE IS DIRECTLY RELATED

TO DETHKLOK FRONT MAN

NATHAN EXPLOSION'S CONSTANT

DELETING OF POTENTIAL NEW

ALBUMS.

>> NO, NO, NO, NO. DON'T.

>> RIGHT THERE.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING

ABOUT.

>> NO! NO!

>> SESSION DELETED.

>> MOTHER DOUCHE BAGS.

DID IT AGAIN.

>> DUDES, WHAT'S WRONG WITH

THAT ONE?

>> LET ME GUESS.

NOT HEAVY ENOUGH?

NOT TUNED LOW ENOUGH?

NOT BRUTAL ENOUGH?

>> DUDES, WE CAN'T NOT TUNING

DOWN ANY LOWER.

>> WELL, MAYBE IT'D BE BETTER IF

I JUST KILLED MYSELF, HUH?

WHY DON'T YOU RECORD THAT, HUH?

WOULD THAT BE BRUTAL ENOUGH FOR

YOU, ME BEING DEAD?

>> SOMEBODY SHOULD TELL

MURDERFACE, DUDE, IT'S NOT

ALWAYS, ALWAYS ABOUT HIM.

>> SO WHAT?

NOW WE'RE ALL THE BACK TO

SQUARE F'ing ONE?

>> YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.

BUT HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.

WE'RE GONNA RE-RE-RERECORD IT

RIGHT THERE.

RIGHT THERE!

[HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING]

>> ♪ DOODLIE DOODLIE TALK

DOODLIE DOODLIE TALK

DOODLIE DOODLIE TALK

DOODLIE DOODLIE TALK... ♪

>> ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK

DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK ♪

>> ♪ KLOK! ♪

♪ DITTY ♪

♪ WHO KLOK? ♪

>> ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK ♪

>> ♪ SKWISGAAR SKIGELF'S

TALLER THAN A TREE ♪

♪ TOKI WARTOOTH'S

NOT A BUMBLE BEE ♪

♪ WILLIAM MURDERFACE

MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE ♪

♪ PICKLES, THE DRUMMER

DOODLIE DOO, DOODLIE DOO

DOODLIE DOO ♪

>> ♪ NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪

>> OK, SO YOU WANT TO

RE-RE-RE-RE-RECORD IN THE OCEAN,

IN.

I SEE.

NO PROBLEM.

>> NO, NOT IN THE OCEAN.

INSIDE THE OCEAN.

>> OK.

>> IN THE HEAVIEST, DEEPEST,

MOST BRUTAL PART.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> THE "MARIANA" TRENCH.

>> WELL, LET ME MAKE SOME CALLS.

WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS THEY'RE

GONNA GIVE YOU MORE MONEY TO

RECORD THIS ALBUM.

THE BAD NEWS IS THEY'RE GOING TO

SEND A PRODUCER DOWN TO WORK

WITH YOU.

SO I HOPE THAT'S NOT...

>> AAH!

>> DETHKLOK IS RECORDING AN

ALBUM UNDERWATER.

AND THEY'RE USING A SUBMARINE.

>> A NUCLEAR SUBMARINE.

>> YES. THIS COULD PROVE TO BE A

MOST DANGEROUS COMBINATION.

>> I MAY HAVE A SOLUTION.

WE'RE NOW IN TOUCH WITH THE

UNDERWATER RECORD LABEL PRODUCER

THAT DETHKLOK WILL USE

UNDER WATER.

HIS NAME IS

DICK "MAGIC EARS" KNUBBLER,

AND HE'S A REAL PIECE OF WORK.

TAX EVASION; DISFIGURED A

CO-WORKER AT AN OFFICE PARTY--

MELTED HER FACE WITH ACID;

SOLICITING PROSTITUTION; DRUGS.

HE'S LOOKING AT A 25-YEAR

SENTENCE.

HE'LL DO ANYTHING WE WANT.

>> EXCELLENT.

AND HE'LL BE OUR MAN ON THE

INSIDE.

WE'LL CONTACT HIM ONCE THE

UNDERWATER RECORD IS COMPLETE

AND GET A FULL REPORT.

>> A REPORT?

NOW'S THE TIME TO TAKE OUT

DETHKLOK ONCE AND FOR ALL.

THEY'RE JUST SITTING THERE

UNDER WATER.

WE COULD MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN

UNDERWATER ACCIDENT.

>> NO! IT IS TOO SOON.

WE MUST WATCH THEM.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC STOPS]

>> IT'S GETTING NICE AND HEAVY.

[MUSIC PLAYS]

[HIGH-PITCHED TONES]

YOUR GUITAR'S PICKING UP STRANGE

SOUNDS.

>> LOOK, DUDE, I DIDN'T KNOW

THESE PICKUPS WERE THAT STRONG.

THEY PICKS UP THE WHALES SAYING

HELLO.

>> IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO

HAVE TO RE-RECORD IT.

>> THAT'S BRUTAL.

>> MAYBE WE CAN ISOLATE TOKI.

>> WHAT ABOUT THAT?

>> WHAT DOES THIS LIGHTS MEAN?

>> HE WILL DIE WITHOUT SAFETY

BRIEFING.

>> HEY, I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.

OK, BUDDY?

>> SKWISGAAR, I THINK I NEED

THAT SAFETY BRIEFINGS.

>> OH, REALLY QUICKLY, THE

REASON I COME IN HERE WAS,

WE'RE ALL GONNA ORDER SOME FOOD.

DO YOU WANT SOMETHING?

>> I CAN'T THINK ABOUT IT NOW.

WHAT ARE THESE BUTTONS FLASHING?

>> START THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU

WANT BECAUSE, HONESTLY, I'M

STARTING TO GET HUNGRY.

>> ANYTHING.

GN-GNOCCHI OR SOMETHING.

IT'S FILLING UP!

>> OK, I'LL WRITE THAT DOWN.

OH, BY THE WAY, DON'T SCREW THIS

ONE UP.

>> WHAT IS THIS BUTTON?

I THINK I HIT IT.

>> I GOT TO GET GOING.

SEE YOU LATER.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC STOPS]

>> HEY, GUYS, NUCLEAR SUBMARINE

POWER IS OUT.

>> HI, PICKLE.

HAVE YOU FIXED THE PROBLEM DOWN

THERE?

>> DUDE, STUPID NUCLEAR,

WHATEVER.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

AND, HEY, WHO GIVES A [BEEP]?

IT AIN'T MY SUB.

>> UNIDENTIFIED VESSEL OUTSIDE

REQUESTING PERMISSION TO BOARD.

>> OH, GREAT.

PROBABLY SOME DICK NOSE

RECORDING PRODUCER WHO COMES

TO TRY TO TELL US HOW TO MAKES

METAL.

DON'T KNOWS SNAKES FROM DILDOS

ABOUT THAT.

GET IN LINE.

>> OK, CALM DOWN.

REMEMBER, WE GOT TO BE

PROFESSIONAL, OK?

UNLESS HE PUSHES US, IN WHICH

CASE, I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL

F'ing KNIFE HIM IN THE--

>> YEAH! PUNCH HIS FACE OFF!

[BURPS]

>> MAYBE TAKE IT EASY ON THOSE

BEANS, MURDERFACE.

>> YEAH, I KNOW, MAN.

HAVE A LITTLE DECENCY.

I MEAN, WE'RE STUCK TOGETHER IN

A FRIGGING SUBMARINE, FOR CH--

>> FINE.

HOW ABOUT I STARVE TO DEATH?

HOW'S THAT?

[PPPBBBLLLTT]

OH, EXCUSE ME.

THESE BOOTS ARE KILLING MY FEET!

[SQUISH]

THESE FEET STINK.

>> HEY, GUYS.

SO THIS, UH, LET'S HEAR THIS

ALBUM.

>> HEY, I GOT THOSE SAME SHOES.

[GUITAR PLAYING]

>> YEAH, BEAR WITH ME, DUDES.

I THINK I MADE THE TRIP A LITTLE

TOO FAST.

MY BODY'S HAVING A LITTLE

TROUBLE ADJUSTING TO THE OCEANIC

PRESSURE DOWN HERE.

I'M SURE I'LL FEEL A LITTLE

BETTER ONCE I HAVE SOME

POP ROCKS AND COKES.

>> NOW, SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO

THIS, DICK.

THIS IS METAL FOR FISH.

>> FISH DON'T GOTS NO GOOD METAL

TO LISTENS TO.

>> YEAH. THAT'S TRUE.

>> FISH, HUH?

>> THIS ONE'S CALLED

"MUR-MAID-ER."

>> IT'S ABOUT MERMAID MURDER.

>> ♪ MUR-MAID-ER, MUR-MAID-ER

MUR-MAID-ER, MUR-MAID-ER

MUR-MAID-ER, MUR-MAID-ER

MUR-MAID-ER, MUR-MAID-ER... ♪

>> ♪ UNDERWATER FRIENDS, YOU

ARE MY UNDERWATER, UNDERWATER

FRIENDS, YEAH, YOU'RE MY BEST

FRIENDS NOW, LET'S ALL CHEER ♪

>> ♪ YEAH, WE GOT TO COME DOWN

HERE ONCE A YEAR, YEAH ♪

>> ♪ OK, I PEE INTO LIQUID

OXYGEN, I BREATHES MY OWN PEE

IT TASTES LIKE COFFEE 'CAUSE

I HAD SOME F'ing COFFEE

BEFORE I COMES DOWN HERE TO SAY

UNDERWATER ♪

>> ♪ UNDERWATER, UNDERWATER

UNDERWATER FRIENDS ♪

>> ♪ MUR-MAID-ER, MUR-MAID-ER ♪

>> STOP TRACK.

THIS IS AMAZING.

I MEAN, THERE MUST BE BILLIONS

OF FISH OUT THERE.

IT'S A TOTALLY UNTAPPED MARKET.

AND SO MANY HITS, TOO.

>> "ELECTRIC EEL CHAIR."

>> YEAH!

>> "SCALED AND GUTTED AND

UNDERCOOKED."

>> YEAH!

>> "SCUBA TANK FILLED WITH

FARTS."

>> YEAH! YOU BOYS KNOCKED IT

COMPLETELY OUT OF THE PARK.

I am back on top.

I'M GOING STRAIGHT TO THE LABEL.

>> YOU KNOW SOMETHING, KNUBBLER,

YOU AIN'T THAT MUCH OF A DILDO

AFTER ALL.

>> NOT SAFE, NOT SAFE.

THERE'S MONSTERS.

>> LIKE I SAID, BOYS, WHEN THE

LABEL HEARS THIS, THEY'RE

LITERALLY GONNA [BEEP] FISH.

LITERALLY.

[KNUBBLER CACKLING]

>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S--WHOA, DEAR

GOD, KNUBBLER!

YOUR FACE!

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?

>> IT'S CALLED METAL, GENERAL.

>> WELL, WE NEED TO KNOW EXACTLY

WHAT THEY'VE BEEN UP TO.

>> WHAT HAVE THEY BEEN UP TO?

THEY'VE BEEN UP TO KICKING ASS

AND TAKING NAMES.

>> KNUBBLER!

>> PUT THAT IN YOUR REPORT,

GENERAL CROZIER.

>> WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

DOWN THERE?

>> DETHKLOK IS AMAZING!

THE ALBUM IS GONNA ROCK SO HARD!

>> KNUBBLER!

>> THE DRUMS ROCK.

THE BASS ROCKS.

AND THE GUITAR, OH, THE GUITAR

ROCKS!

CHECK IT OUT.

CHECK IT OUT!

[HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING]

WHAT? WHOA!

WHOA!

NOW WHAT'S HAPPENING?

[ALARM]

DEAR GOD! NO!

[SEA HORSE ROARS]

NO!

DEAR GOD! NO!

[SIRENS]

[KNUBBLER SCREAMING]

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