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>> Announcer: FROM HOLLYWOOD --
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IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE."
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TONIGHT --
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NOAH WYLE,
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TIG NOTARO,
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PLUS MUSIC FROM RAPHAEL SAADIQ,
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MILES CATON,
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AND LUDWIG GORANSSON,
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WITH THE CLETONES.
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AND NOW -- JIMMY KIMMEL!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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♪
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>> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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HELLO, I'M JIMMY, I'M THE HOST.
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GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE.
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THANKS FOR COMING.
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THANKS FOR JOINING US HERE AT
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OUR HEADQUARTERS IN LOS ANGELES.
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I'M GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING,
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THERE'S A LOT GOING ON.
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SOME VERY SERIOUS STUFF.
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NOT JUST HERE, BUT AROUND THE
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WORLD.
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AND YET I CANNOT HELP BUT TO
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STOP EVERYTHING WHEN THERE ARE
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MONKEYS ON THE LOOSE.
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NOT HERE.
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YOU CAN RELAX.
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THE LOOSE MONKEYS HAVE BEEN
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SPOTTED IN AND AROUND ST. LOUIS.
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OR HAVE THEY?
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THIS IS A WEIRD STORY.
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YESTERDAY WE LEARNED THAT A
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TROOP OF VERVET MONKEYS WERE
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SEEN AT A PARK AND IN OTHER
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PARTS OF NORTHERN ST. LOUIS.
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BUT AS WORD SPREAD AND THE
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LOCAL AUTHORITIES THERE BEGAN TO
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INVESTIGATE, A FLOOD OF PHOTOS
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AND VIDEOS STARTED TO APPEAR
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ONLINE.
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AT FIRST THEY SEEMED LIKE REAL
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PHOTOGRAPHS, BUT THEN THE
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MONKEYS WERE WEARING CARDINALS
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JERSEYS AND FACE PAINT.
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TO THE POINT WHERE ANIMAL
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CONTROL DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS
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REAL AND WHAT WAS FAKE.
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THIS IS VIDEO OF ONE OF THE
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ESCAPEES, OR AT LEAST IT APPEARS
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TO BE VIDEO OF ONE OF THE
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WE HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA OF
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WHETHER THIS IS REAL OR AI.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK, GUILLERMO?
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>> Guillermo: I THINK IT'S REAL.
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>> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S REAL,
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TOO, BUT FOR THE FIRST TIME
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EVER, WE'RE NOT SURE THAT'S A
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REAL MONKEY OR NOT.
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CONFUSING, THE ST. LOUIS
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DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH HAD TO ASK
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RESIDENTS TO KNOCK IT OFF WITH
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ALL THE FAKE PHOTOS.
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>> YOU HAVING A HARD TIME
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FIGURING OUT THE MONKEYS BECAUSE
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OF THE AI PHOTOSHOPPED PHOTOS?
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>> WE RECEIVED A LARGE AMOUNT OF
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INFORMATION FROM THE COMMUNITY
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BUT IT WAS A CHALLENGE VERIFYING
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THE AUTHENTICITY OF THE
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>> ARE WE SURE THE MONKEYS ARE
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>> WE HAD VERIFICATION ON ONE
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>> Jimmy: BY THE WAY,
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I THINK ALL PRESS CONFERENCES
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SHOULD INCLUDE THE PHRASE -- ARE
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WE 100% SURE THE MONKEYS ARE
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REAL?
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>> THE BEST ADVICE IS CONTACT
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THE BUREAU AND LET US KNOW THE
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LOCATION OF THE MONKEY TO
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RESPOND AND CONTAIN.
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PLEASE DON'T INTERACT WITH THE
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MONKEYS, THEY'RE UNPREDICTABLE,
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LETTING US KNOW WHERE THEY'RE
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LOCATED IS THE BEST NEXT STEP.
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>> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK THAT ONE
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I HAVE A MESSAGE TO ANYONE WHO'S
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POSTING FAKE AI MONKEY
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SIGHTINGS.
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NUMBER ONE, YOU ARE OBSTRUCTING
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AN ACTIVE INVESTIGATION.
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AND TWO, IT IS VERY FUNNY.
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THIS AFTERNOON THE DEPARTMENT OF
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HEALTH ANNOUNCED THAT THEY HAVE
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CEASED THEIR SEARCH FOR THE
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MONKEYS.
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WHICH MEANS EITHER THE ANIMALS
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ARE STILL OUT THERE SOMEWHERE
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GAVE UP OR THEY'RE DEAD.
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THEY DON'T WANT TO SAY IT.
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OR THEY NEVER EXISTED AT ALL.
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LIKE SOME KIND OF MONKEY VERSION
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AND THEN THERE WAS ANOTHER
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PRIMATE SIGHTING, AN ORANGUTAN
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WHO POPPED UP IN A VERY
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POPULATED AREA OF DETROIT.
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>> ISN'T IT NICE TO HAVE A
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PRESIDENT WHO CAN GO -- YOU'RE
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LUCKY I ALLOW YOU IN THE ROOM
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WITH ME.
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IT'S NOT VERY NICE.
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YOU GOT BIT, IT WAS OVER.
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BYE-BYE EVERYBODY, THE MOSQUITO
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AND THE SNAKE.
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I DON'T KNOW IF WE SHOULD HAVE
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DONE VENEZUELA, I DON'T KNOW.
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I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO IT.
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DONALD TRUMP THINKS HE'S HOT
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THEY RIGGED THE ELECTION ON YOU.
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I WON THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE YOU
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SECURE THE BORDER.
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AH, AH.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU
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VERY MUCH.
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>> Jimmy: THAT LITTLE ROUTINE AT
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THE END WAS OUR PRESIDENT
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FUN OF OUR FORMER PRESIDENT, JOE
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WHEN HE GOES LOW, HE THEN GOES A
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LITTLE BIT LOWER.
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KING CON WAS IN THE MOTOR CITY
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TODAY.
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HE GAVE THE FINGER AND SAID EFF
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YOU TO A WORKER
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AT FORD WHO CALLED HIM A
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AND THEN TRUMP DELIVERED ANOTHER
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BANANAS SPEECH AT THE DETROIT
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WHERE HE ATTEMPTED TO CONVINCE
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THOSE IN ATTENDANCE THAT THE
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PROTESTS IN MINNEAPOLIS ARE NOT
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REAL.
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THEY'RE FAKE!
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>> ONE OF THE REASONS THEY'RE
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DOING THESE FAKE RIOTS -- I MEAN
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THEY'RE JUST TERRIBLE.
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SO FAKE, SHAME, SHAME, SHAME.
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THAT'S ALL PRACTICED.
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THEY GO TO PRACTICE -- AREAS,
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THEY TAKE HOTEL ROOMS AND
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PRACTICE TOGETHER.
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>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT.
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THEY PRACTICE IN HOTEL ROOMS,
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THEY ORDER ROOM SERVICE AND
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IT'S LIKE MOTEL JANUARY 6.
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WHERE THEY DO IT.
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BY THE WAY, THEY'RE NOT RIOTS,
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THEY'RE REAL.
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FIRST THEY WANT US TO BELIEVE
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THAT WE DID NOT SEE WHAT WE SAW
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HAPPEN TO RENEE GOOD.
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NOW HE WANTS US TO BELIEVE THE
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PROTESTS ARE NOT REAL.
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IT'S LIKE THE EMPEROR'S NEW
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HE'S TELLING US WE'RE NAKED.
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WHILE THEY DO THEIR BEST TO
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COVER EVERYTHING UP.
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NOT ONLY HAS THE TRUMP
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ADMINISTRATION ICED LOCAL
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AUTHORITIES OUT OF THE FBI'S
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INVESTIGATION INTO THE KILLING
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OF RENEE GOOD, SIX SENIOR
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PROSECUTORS IN MINNESOTA JUST
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STEPPED DOWN AFTER BEING
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PRESSURED BY THE JUSTICE
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DEPARTMENT TO INVESTIGATE RENEE
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GOOD'S WIDOW, WHO WAS A
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PASSENGER IN THE CAR.
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THEY'RE INVESTIGATING THE
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VICTIMS INSTEAD OF THE
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PERPETRATOR.
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AND THIS MORNING, TRUMP POSTED
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-- DO THE PEOPLE OF
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MINNESOTA REALLY WANT TO LIVE IN
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A COMMUNITY IN WHICH THERE ARE
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THOUSANDS OF ALREADY CONVICTED
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MURDERERS, DRUG DEALERS AND
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ADDICTS, RAPISTS, VIOLENT
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RELEASED AND ESCAPED PRISONERS,
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DANGEROUS PEOPLE FROM FOREIGN
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MENTAL INSTITUTIONS AND INSANE
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ASYLUMS AND OTHER DEADLY
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CRIMINALS TOO DANGEROUS TO EVEN
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MENTION?
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WHAT COULD BE MORE DANGEROUS
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THAN A MURDERER/RAPIST ESCAPED
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FROM AN INSANE ASYLUM?
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GODZILLA?
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FEAR NOT, GREAT PEOPLE OF
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MINNESOTA, THE DAY OF RECKONING
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AND RETRIBUTION IS COMING.
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DOES ANYONE ELSE MISS THE DAYS
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WHEN THE PRESIDENT DIDN'T SOUND
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LIKE THE UNDERTAKER AT
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WRESTLEMANIA?
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SERIOUSLY, WOULD SOMEONE GET
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THIS HYPERGLYCEMIC 5-YEAR-OLD A
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FIDGET SPINNER?
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HE NEEDS SOMETHING TO DO WITH
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HIS HANDS.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS
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IS RAMBLING ABOUT, BUT THE
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PROTESTS IN MINNEAPOLIS ARE REAL
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ENOUGH FOR THE MAGAVERSE MEDIA
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TO DESCEND UPON THEM.
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THIS FOX WANNABE CALLED "REAL
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AMERICA'S VOICE" SENT A REPORTER
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TO THE SCENE.
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STICK WITH THIS BECAUSE IT'S
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KIND OF ANNOYING AT FIRST, BUT
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IT GETS VERY FUNNY AS IT GOES
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ALONG.
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>> I'M JUST TRYING TO HAVE AN
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INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION.
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WE'RE JUST TRYING TO HAVE AN
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INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION.
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>> I'M A CALM MAN, I'M A BIG AND
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>> I DON'T ACT THIS WAY.
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>> I'M A BIG AND TALL MAN.
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>> YOU WANT TO ENGAGE IN
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INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION?
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THIS IS WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH
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ON THE GROUND.
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>> HE'S A BADASS.
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>> I JUST WANT TO ASK, DO YOU
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BELIEVE IN ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION.
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♪ LOOK AT THIS BIG MAN
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>> DO YOU BELIEVE THAT TAXPAYERS
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SHOULD BE FUNDING ILLEGAL
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MEDICAL CARE.
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>> HE'S SO INTELLIGENT.
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THIS MAN, HE'S GOT NOTHING TO
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SAY!
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>> Jimmy: BACK TO YOU, JEFF.
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WITH ALL THIS GOING ON HERE, ALL
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THE CHAOS TRUMP'S CREATED AT
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HOME, HE'S STILL TALKING ABOUT
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HE STILL BELIEVES THAT DENMARK
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SHOULD SEVER THEIR 300-PLUS-YEAR
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RELATIONSHIP WITH GREENLAND AND
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TURN IT OVER TO US.
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THE ONLY PROBLEM IS, TRUMP NEVER
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BOTHERED TO ASK GREENLAND WHAT
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THEY PREFER IN THIS WEIRD
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CUSTODY BATTLE HE CREATED.
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>> THE PREMIER OF GREENLAND SAID
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TODAY WE PREFER TO STAY WITH
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DO YOU SEE THAT AS THE FINAL
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>> WHO SAID THAT?
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>> THE PREMIER OF GREENLAND.
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>> WELL, THAT'S THEIR PROBLEM.
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I DISAGREE WITH HIM.
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I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS, DON'T
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KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM, BUT
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THAT'S GOING TO BE A BIG PROBLEM
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FOR HIM.
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>> Jimmy: HE DOESN'T EVEN THOUGH
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KNOW WHO RUNS THE COUNTRY HE
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THAT'S OUR GENGHIS DON.KNOW WHO
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THAT'S OUR GENGHIS DON.
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WE ARE COMING UP ON A FULL YEAR
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INTO TRUMP'S SECOND TERM AND SO
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FAR, IT'S SOMEHOW SO MUCH WORSE
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THAN I THINK ANY OF US THOUGHT
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I WILL SAY THIS, HE HAS BEEN
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RUNNING THE COUNTRY LIKE ONE OF
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HIS BUSINESSES, INTO BANKRUPTCY.
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ACCORDING TO THE BUREAU OF LABOR
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AND STATISTICS, THE PRICES HE
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SAID HE'D GET DOWN ON DAY ONE
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ARE UP 2.7% FROM A YEAR AGO.
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THOUGH, IN FAIRNESS, THAT NUMBER
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IS EXPECTED TO GO DOWN AFTER HE
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ARRESTS EVERYONE WHO WORKS FOR
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THE BUREAU OF LABOR AND
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STATISTICS.
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BUT ONE THING TRUMP HAS BEEN
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DOING VERY WELL IS DISTRACTING
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US FROM THE FACT THAT HIS
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JUSTICE DEPARTMENT STILL HASN'T
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RELEASED MORE THAN 2 MILLION
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EPSTEIN FILES.
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BUT FEAR NOT, THE CHAIR OF THE
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HOUSE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE, JAMES
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"GOMER" COMER, IS DEMANDING THAT
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THE PRESIDENT BE HELD
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ACCOUNTABLE.
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JUST NOT THIS PRESIDENT.
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>> AS A RESULT OF BILL CLINTON
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NOT SHOWING UP FOR HIS LAWFUL
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SUBPOENA, AGAIN, VOTED ON
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UNANIMOUSLY BY THE COMMITTEE IN
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A BIPARTISAN MANNER, WE WILL
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MOVE IN THE HOUSE OVERSIGHT
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COMMITTEE TO HOLD FORMER
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PRESIDENT CLINTON IN CONTEMPT OF
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>> Jimmy: WELL, I'M SURE BASED
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ON THE FACT THAT HIS NAME IS ALL
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OVER THE FILES WE'VE SEEN SO
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FAR, IF HE'S BRINGING CLINTON
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IN, HE'LL BRING TRUMP IN FOR
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QUESTIONING, TOO.
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>> GOING TO BRING DONALD TRUMP
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IN FOR AN INTERVIEW?
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>> WELL, PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS
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ANSWERED THOUSANDS OF QUESTIONS
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ABOUT JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
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WELL, YOU ALL ASK HIM QUESTIONS
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EVERY DAY, HE ANSWERS QUESTIONS
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>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
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WHAT WOULD WE EVEN ASK HIM?
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WHAT DID YOU AND EPSTEIN DO
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I'M NOT ASKING HIM THAT, YOU ASK
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I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
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AND THEN WE HAVE THAT DOPE, PETE
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WHO MAY ACTUALLY HAVE COMMITTED
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EVEN MORE WAR CRIMES THAN
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MULTIPLE OFFICIALS CONFIRMED TO
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THE "NEW YORK TIMES" THAT THE
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PLANE USED IN THOSE BOAT ATTACKS
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WAS NOT PAINTED IN A TRADITIONAL
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MILITARY STYLE.
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WHICH VIOLATES THE LAWS OF ARMED
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CONFLICT.
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YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DISGUISE A
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WAR PLANE AS A PASSENGER PLANE
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OR ANY OTHER KIND OF PLANE
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BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT OUR
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ENEMIES SHOOTING AT A FEDEX OR
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DELTA FLIGHT.
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IT'S A WAR CRIME CALLED PERFIDY.
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THESE GUYS ARE COMMITTING CRIMES
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WE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF BEFORE.
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I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD THAT WORD,
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NOT ONLY ARE WE GOING TO NEED A
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NUREMBERG TRIAL AT THE END OF
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THIS, WE MIGHT NEED A BACON
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DOUBLE NUREMBERG WITH CHEESE.
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PART OF THE REASON THE PENTAGON
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KEEPS RUNNING AFOUL OF THE LAW
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IS BECAUSE PETE HEGSETH FIRED A
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LOT OF THE MILITARY LAWYERS,
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WHICH ARE KNOWN AS JAGS.
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YOU KNOW, AFTER HE'S DONE WITH
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COMING FOR NCIS.
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MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT.
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HEGSETH DROPPED BY LOCKHEED
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MARTIN IN FORT WORTH TODAY TO
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FIRE ANOTHER ROUND IN HIS WAR
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AGAINST WOKE.
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>> HE WANT TO GET RID OF THE
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DISTRACTIONS AND DEBRIS.
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NO MORE DEI, NO MORE DUDES IN
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DRESSES.
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>> Jimmy: YOU GOT TO READ THE
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ROOM, YOU KNOW?
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THE ROGUE'S GALLERY THAT MAKES
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UP TRUMP'S CABINET NOW, YOU
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REALIZE WE HAD IT KIND OF GOOD
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REMEMBER TRUMP'S FORMER
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SECRETARY OF HOUSING AND URBAN
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DEVELOPMENT?
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DR. BEN CARSON?
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DR. BEN CARSON HAS A NEW JOB --
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WITH THE USDA.
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>> THREE YEARS FOR WHOLE MILK.
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GOOD STUFF.
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>> Jimmy: I'M GLAD HE'S BACK, I
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MISSED HIM.
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YOU KNOW, HE'S BEEN ASLEEP FOR
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THE PAST FIVE YEARS.
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AT LEAST WE AREN'T AT WAR WITH
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MILK, I GUESS.
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DONALD TRUMP RIGHT NOW IS AS
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UNPOPULAR AS ANY PRESIDENT SINCE
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NIXON.
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HE HAS A 54% DISAPPROVAL RATING.
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BUT SOMEHOW THERE ARE STILL 40%
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OF AMERICANS WHO SUPPORT HIM.
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WHICH IS HARD TO UNDERSTAND
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UNTIL YOU GET TO THE BOTTOM OF
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HOW MANY OF THEM STAY POSITIVE.
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>> EXPLOSIONS RINGING OUT IN
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VENEZUELA'S CAPITAL CITY.
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>> MASSIVE RALLY FILLING THE
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STREETS OF MINNEAPOLIS TODAY.
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>> IT'S NOW OR NEVER TO AVOID
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THE WORST IMPACTS OF CLIMATE
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>> AMERICA FACES UNPRECEDENTED
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>> I'LL SAY.
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>> NOW THERE'S A SOLUTION.
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INTRODUCING THE MAGICAL MAGA
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>> WOW, THE CLIMATE CRISIS IS
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>> YES, IT'S JUST THAT SIMPLE.
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MAGA SACK IS GOVERNMENT
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CERTIFIED TO STOP PROBLEMS RIGHT
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AT THE SOURCE, YOUR LYING EYES.
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IT'S EASY TO OPERATE AND
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GUARANTEED TO BLOCK OUT OPEN
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CORRUPTION TO CREEPING FASCISM
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TO GROSS INCOMPETENCE, TO SEVERE
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MENTAL DECLINE AND JEFFREY
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EPSTEIN'S DOODLE.
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>> WAS AN ACT OF DOMESTIC
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>> RECEIVE MAGA MUFFS ABSOLUTELY
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>> HUH?
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>> MAGA MUFFS.
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>> OKAY.
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>> ORDER NOW OR DON'T, NOTHING
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GIVE ME SOME DRUGS.
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>> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW
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FOR YOU TONIGHT.
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TIG NOTARO IS HERE.
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WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM THE MOVIE
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"SINNERS," AND WE'LL BE RIGHT
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BACK WITH NOAH WYLE.
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STICK AROUND.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK.
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TONIGHT, A VERY FUNNY WOMAN WHO
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IS PART OF THE NEW SHOW "STAR
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TREK: STAR FLEET ACADEMY," AND
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MADE A NEW DOCUMENTARY, "COME
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SEE ME IN THE GOOD LIFE," TIG
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NOTARO IS HERE TONIGHT.
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LATER, THE SCORE WON A GOLDEN
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GLOBE, THE "SINNERS" SOUNDTRACK,
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MUSIC FROM RAPHAEL SAADIQ, MILES
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CATON AND LUDWIG GORANSSON.
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TOMORROW, JOHNNY KNOXVILLE AND
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CHASE INFINITI WITH MUSIC
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FROM -- DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO
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IS IN THE BAND?
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>> Guillermo: NO, I DON'T
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REMEMBER IT.
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>> Jimmy: WELL, DAVE GROHL.
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I THINK IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY.
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JOHN MAYER, IN THE BAND.
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YOU HAVE TO PAY A PRETTY PENNY
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FOR THAT LINEUP AT YOUR WEDDING.
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OUR FIRST GUEST PLAYS DR. ROBBIE
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ON THE MASSIVE SHOW "THE PITT,"
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PLEASE WELCOME NOAH WYLE.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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♪
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HOW ARE YOU?
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>> DOING WELL.
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>> Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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>> NICE TO SEE YOU.
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>> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS.
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>> Jimmy: I HEARD THE FAMILY IS
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WITH YOU TONIGHT.
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>> WIFE AND ALL MY KIDS.
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BIG FANS OF YOU.
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>> Jimmy: HOW OLD?
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23, 20 AND 10.
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>> Jimmy: WOW.
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>> I'M STILL IN IT.
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JUST LOST THE LAST TOOTH, TOOTH
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FAIRY WON'T MAKE ANY MORE
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MELANCHOLY.
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>> Jimmy: COULD BE A FIGHT.
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>> I COULD LOSE A TOOTH, TRUE.
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>> Jimmy: SUNDAY NIGHT YOU WON
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THE GOLDEN GLOBE FOR BEST ACTOR.
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AND BEST DRAMA SERIES AS WELL.
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YOU'RE A PRODUCER ON THE SHOW.
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DID YOU CELEBRATE AFTER?
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>> WE DID.
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MY WIFE AND I WENT OUT AND
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PRETENDED IT WAS 1997.
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SHE DIDN'T, BECAUSE SHE WOULD
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HAVE BEEN UNDER AGE, BUT I DID.
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AND YOU DON'T RECOVER AS QUICKLY
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>> Jimmy: HIT IT HARD?
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>> I DID.
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ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS I DIDN'T
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WANT TO END.
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THEY HAPPEN EVERY 30 YEARS IN MY
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LIFE AND I DIDN'T WANT IT TO BE
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WE STAYED OUT LATE, THEN
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UNFORTUNATELY HAD TO BE AT WORK
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THE NEXT MORNING.
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>> Jimmy: FOR YOU PARTYING LIKE
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1997 IS DRINKING A BOTTLE OF
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TEQUILA WITH ERIQ LA SALLE?
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>> YOU GOT IT HALF RIGHT.
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>> Jimmy: DID YOU HAVE TO WORK
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THE NEXT MORNING?
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>> BRIGHT AND EARLY.
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>> WE'RE SHOOTING OUR FINALE
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>> Jimmy: HOLD ON, ARE WE ON IT?
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>> THIS IS PART OF IT RIGHT
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ON JIMMY KIMMEL.
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WE FINISH NEXT TUESDAY,
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>> Jimmy: SO INTERESTING TO ME.
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I HEAR IT ALL THE TIME FROM ME,
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WE WON THE EMMY, HAD TO BE AT
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WHAT TIME?
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>> THEY PUSHED THE CALL TO 7:30
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OR 8:00, STILL BRUTAL, DIDN'T
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GET HOME UNTIL LATE, BUT PLAYING
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THE 15th HOUR OF THE SHIFT.
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SO WHEN YOU GO TO WORK AND LOOK
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CRAPPY, IT'S BENEFICIAL.
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>> Jimmy: MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE
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AN AWARDS SHOW EVERY NIGHT
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00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:30,583
BEFORE.
519
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:31,183
THIS IS SOMETHING --
520
00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:32,952
>> OH, YEAH.
521
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:33,586
>> Jimmy: ASSUMING YOUR
522
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,321
10-YEAR-OLD DID THIS, NOT THE
523
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:37,356
KIDS IN THE 20s.
524
00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:40,192
>> MY DAUGHTER WAS AFRAID I
525
00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:41,460
WASN'T GOING TO WIN, MADE ME ONE
526
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:44,163
WHEN I CAME HOME.
527
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:45,031
WAITING FOR ME.
528
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,966
>> Jimmy: THE ALUMINUM GOLD.
529
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:48,467
LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE FRIENDS.
530
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:50,770
>> SHE GOT THE PROPORTIONS
531
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:54,273
AND IT'S THE ONE I'M MORE PROUD
532
00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:58,811
>> Jimmy: YES.
533
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:02,582
I'M SURE YOUR COMPETITORS IN THE
534
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,983
CATEGORY WOULD TAKE THAT GOLDEN
535
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:05,851
GLOBE OFF YOUR HANDS FOR YOU.
536
00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:07,687
YOU MENTIONED THIS IN YOUR
537
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,056
ACCEPTANCE SPEECH, IT WAS YOUR
538
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,391
WIFE SARAH'S BIRTHDAY.
539
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:14,260
>> YES, JANUARY 11th.
540
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,328
>> Jimmy: THE NIGHT BECOMES ALL
541
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:16,028
ABOUT YOU.
542
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,763
>> THE NIGHT WAS ABOUT ME, THE
543
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:18,965
DAY WAS ABOUT ME.
544
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,533
SHE WAS KIND ENOUGH TO GO WITH
545
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:23,102
ME TO THE GOLDEN GLOBES, NOW
546
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,137
IT'S A BIRTHDAY MONTH FOR HER,
547
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,205
CELEBRATING ALL MONTH LONG.
548
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:27,673
SHE'S TOLD ME THAT'S HOW SHE
549
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:29,008
WANTS TO HANDLE IT.
550
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,376
>> Jimmy: BUT YOU'LL BE GETTING
551
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:32,445
ALL THE AWARDS DURING HIS
552
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,813
BIRTHDAY MONTH.
553
00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:36,616
>> YES, BUT SHE'S --
554
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,884
>> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU DO A
555
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:39,785
BIRTHDAY MONTH?
556
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:40,486
SOMETHING EVERY DAY?
557
00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:42,421
>> I BUY ALL THIS STUFF ON
558
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:44,457
INSTAGRAM, TAKES FOREVER TO
559
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,026
ARRIVE, TO STAGGERING ARRIVALS
560
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,027
OF GIFTS.
561
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,729
JUST KEEP IT ROLLING THROUGH THE
562
00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:51,297
>> Jimmy: IT'S WEIRD, EVERYTHING
563
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:54,867
YOU BUY ON INSTAGRAM COMES FROM
564
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:56,068
>> TRUE.
565
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,570
>> Jimmy: AND RARELY RESEMBLES
566
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,639
WHAT YOU THOUGHT YOU BOUGHT ON
567
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:00,840
>> ALSO TRUE.
568
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,708
I'M SO UNDERWHELMED BY THIS
569
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,944
JUICER I JUST BOUGHT, THIS HAND
570
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,612
JUICER, REALLY NOT WHAT THEY
571
00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:09,015
>> >> Jimmy: YOU BOUGHT A HAND
572
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:09,815
JUICER ON INSTAGRAM?
573
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,617
>> I HIT IT THREE TIMES, GOT
574
00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:15,154
THREE BY ACCIDENT.
575
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,290
DO YOU NEED ONE BY ANY CHANCE?
576
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:20,426
>> Jimmy: I HERE THEY'RE
577
00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:22,928
GO YOU FIND THE ALGORITHM IS
578
00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:24,997
FIGURING YOU OUT?
579
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,599
>> SURVIVAL GEAR, KITCHEN
580
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,467
APPLIANCES AND OLD MOVIE CLIPS.
581
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:29,502
>> Jimmy: REALLY.
582
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,872
YOU DON'T BUY OLD MOVIES, JUST
583
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:33,939
SHOW IT TO YOU?
584
00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:34,540
>> YES.
585
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:35,808
>> Jimmy: MAKES SENSE.
586
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:39,845
WERE THE KIDS AT THE CRITICS'
587
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:43,282
>> NO, I TOOK MY WIFE TO THAT
588
00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:44,517
ONE ALONE.
589
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,218
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOUR DAUGHTER
590
00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:53,259
IS A K POP DEMON HUNTERS --
591
00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:54,627
>> THEY ALL ARE.
592
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,729
WE HAD AN AWKWARD MOMENT END OF
593
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,831
THE EVENING, WAITING TO GO TO
594
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,299
OUR CARS, RAINING AND EVERYTHING
595
00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:01,267
WAS WET.
596
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:03,302
THE PRODUCER OF THE SHOW WAS
597
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:08,974
GETTING INTO THE SUV WITH THE K
598
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:12,611
POP DEMON HUNTERS, SLIPPED AND
599
00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:13,846
HIT HER HEAD.
600
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,481
THERE WAS NOBODY ELSE AROUND, I
601
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:16,048
RAN OVER.
602
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:16,916
ARE YOU OKAY.
603
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:17,750
SHE WAS OKAY.
604
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:21,187
NICK ON HER ELBOW, SOMEBODY
605
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,122
SHOWED UP WITH A BAND-AID,
606
00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:24,190
HANDING THEM TO ME.
607
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:28,427
THEY'VE ALL GOT THEIR PHONES
608
00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:33,599
FILMING DR. ROBBIE TREATING A
609
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:38,104
KPOP DEMON HUNTER.
610
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:40,239
OTHER NIGHT, SHE WENT PAST AND
611
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,841
GAVE ME A LITTLE KISS AND
612
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:42,441
THANKED ME.
613
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:44,276
>> Jimmy: DID YOU TELL YOUR
614
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:48,881
DAUGHTER YOU SAVED THEIR LIVES?
615
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:51,684
WOULD HAVE SUCCUMBED TO DEMONS
616
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:55,387
HAD I NOT BEEN THERE?
617
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:57,256
YOU COLLECT BASEBALL CARDS.
618
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,557
>> I COLLECT EVERYTHING.
619
00:20:58,557 --> 00:21:00,059
>> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
620
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:02,962
>> ANYTHING THAT INTERESTS ME,
621
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:05,131
NEED 10, 11, 12 OF THEM.
622
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:08,334
>> Jimmy: THREE JUICERS.
623
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:09,168
>> BUT BASEBALL CARDS SINCE I
624
00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:11,003
WAS A KID.
625
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:12,004
>> Jimmy: TEAM THE DODGERS?
626
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:15,341
>> BORN AND RAISED IN L.A.
627
00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:21,480
DAVE JOERGER FAN.
628
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:22,181
>> Ji
629
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:23,883
-- DODGERS FAN.
630
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,184
>> Jimmy: I BELIEVE THAT'S THE
631
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:28,354
WORLD CHAMPIONS.
632
00:21:28,354 --> 00:21:30,823
>> WORLD CHAMPION DODGERS.
633
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:33,359
ONCE GAVE ME A BASEBALL SIGNED
634
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:34,493
BY THE WHOLE TEAM.
635
00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:35,127
>> Jimmy: REALLY?
636
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:38,898
HAS IT BEEN USED, PLAYED WITH?
637
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,599
>> I DON'T KNOW IF GAME USED BUT
638
00:21:40,599 --> 00:21:42,868
IN A LUCITE BOX.
639
00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:44,170
>> Jimmy: REALLY, YOUR WIFE IS
640
00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:45,771
OKAY WITH ALL THE COLLECTIONS?
641
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:48,073
>> STUFF SHE DOESN'T LIKE SHE
642
00:21:48,073 --> 00:21:49,642
SAYS WOULD LOOK GOOD IN MY
643
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,845
SO IT'S GOT A LOT OF STUFF IN
644
00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:55,080
I'M LIKE A HOARDER WITH A BIG
645
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,882
ENOUGH HOUSE YOU CAN'T TELL HOW
646
00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:58,617
BIG THE PROBLEM IS.
647
00:21:59,117 --> 00:21:59,885
>> Jimmy: WE'LL TAKE A BREAK.
648
00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:01,153
NOAH WYLE IS HERE, "THE PITT"
649
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,087
SEASON TWO IS HAPPENING ON HBO
650
00:22:02,587 --> 00:22:02,587
WE'LL BE BACK AFTER THIS.
651
00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:14,433
>>> BECAUSE TOMORROW I'M LEAVING
652
00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:15,534
FOR SABBATICAL.
653
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:17,102
>> HE'S LEAVING US FOR THREE
654
00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:18,604
MONTHS ON A MOTORCYCLE.
655
00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:19,538
>> MOTORCYCLE?
656
00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:21,340
YOU'RE JOKING.
657
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:25,477
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?
658
00:22:25,977 --> 00:22:25,977
WHY?
659
00:22:26,378 --> 00:22:28,080
>> MIDDLE AGED MAN, DON'T BE
660
00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:29,481
>> DON'T HOLD BACK.
661
00:22:29,481 --> 00:22:31,483
TELL ME HOW YOU REALLY FIELD.
662
00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:33,853
>> FORGIVE ME FOR BEING BLUNT,
663
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,622
BUT HOW OLD ARE YOU, 50?
664
00:22:36,622 --> 00:22:39,558
>> ISH.
665
00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:43,462
>> 50-ISH-YEAR-OLD MAN ON A
666
00:22:43,462 --> 00:22:44,697
MOTORCYCLE, VERY SAD.
667
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,966
>> Jimmy: THAT IS NOAH WYLE IN
668
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:49,668
SEASON TWO OF "THE PITT,"
669
00:22:49,668 --> 00:22:52,238
THURSDAY ON HBO MAX.
670
00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:54,006
EVERYBODY WAS SUPER EXCITED
671
00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:57,643
ABOUT SEASON TWO STARTING.
672
00:22:57,643 --> 00:23:00,713
SHOW OPENS, ON A MOTORCYCLE,
673
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,948
WIND BLOWING THROUGH YOUR HAIR.
674
00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:08,120
BAND I LOOKED UP, TURNS OUT FROM
675
00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:08,620
>> THE CLARKS.
676
00:23:08,754 --> 00:23:09,755
>> Jimmy: MUSIC BLASTING,
677
00:23:09,755 --> 00:23:11,590
DRIVING TO THE HOSPITAL, BUT
678
00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:13,492
HELMET NOT ON YOUR HEAD.
679
00:23:13,492 --> 00:23:14,894
IS THAT SOMETHING YOU DECIDED TO
680
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,396
WAS THAT PART OF THE
681
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:18,097
INTENTIONAL --
682
00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:20,699
>> IS NOT INITIALLY PART OF THE
683
00:23:20,699 --> 00:23:22,368
DESIGN, BUT GOT TO PITTSBURGH TO
684
00:23:22,368 --> 00:23:23,836
SHOOT THE SCENE AND NIGHT BEFORE
685
00:23:23,836 --> 00:23:28,274
I HAD DINNER WITH JOHN WELLS,
686
00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:30,509
DIRECTING THE EPISODE, EXECUTIVE
687
00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:34,647
I SAID I DON'T KNOW IF HE WEARS
688
00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:36,615
A HELMET BUT TELLS PEOPLE HE
689
00:23:36,615 --> 00:23:37,149
DOES.
690
00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:42,087
LIKE WHEN GENE WILDER TOOK
691
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:44,323
PEOPLE INTO THE CHOCOLATE
692
00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:46,458
FACTOR, HE AGREED IF HE COULD
693
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:48,928
WALK WITH A LIMP, FALL FORWARD
694
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,562
AND COME UP WITH A BOW.
695
00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:53,232
ASKED HIM WHY, FROM THAT POINT
696
00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:55,167
FORWARD THEY WON'T KNOW IF I'M
697
00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:57,002
TELLING THE TRUTH OR NOT.
698
00:23:57,002 --> 00:23:58,704
A GUY ON A MENTAL HEALTH
699
00:23:58,704 --> 00:24:00,172
JOURNEY, RESISTANT TO GETTING
700
00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:02,508
THE HELP HE PROBABLY SHOULD GET,
701
00:24:02,508 --> 00:24:05,811
WHAT BETTER CLUE TO GIVE THE
702
00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:06,712
AUDIENCE HE'S PLAYING FAST AND
703
00:24:06,712 --> 00:24:09,682
LOOSE WITH HIS LIFE THEN LET
704
00:24:09,682 --> 00:24:11,317
THEM IN ON THE DETAIL HE'S NOT
705
00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:13,319
TELLING THE PEOPLE HE WORKS WITH
706
00:24:13,319 --> 00:24:14,420
AND LOVE HIM.
707
00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:17,690
>> Jimmy: AN ER DOCTOR IS NOT
708
00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:19,425
WEARING A HELMET.
709
00:24:19,425 --> 00:24:21,260
DO YOU RIDE A MOTORCYCLE?
710
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:25,564
>> NO, I LEARNED TO RIDE FOR
711
00:24:25,564 --> 00:24:28,734
"FALLING SKIES," WE HAD TO RIDE
712
00:24:28,734 --> 00:24:31,437
DIRT BIKES AND I WASN'T
713
00:24:31,437 --> 00:24:32,538
COMFORTABLE ON THEM.
714
00:24:32,538 --> 00:24:35,274
I TOOK A CLASS TO GET CERTIFIED.
715
00:24:35,274 --> 00:24:36,075
>> Jimmy: HOW LONG WERE YOU ON
716
00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:37,376
THE BIKE?
717
00:24:37,376 --> 00:24:38,210
>> NOT LONG.
718
00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:41,347
>> Jimmy: IT TAKES PLACE ON THE
719
00:24:41,347 --> 00:24:42,548
FOURTH OF JULY, GOT TO BE
720
00:24:42,548 --> 00:24:45,417
BIGGEST DAY OF THE YEAR FOR
721
00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:46,919
EMERGENCY ROOMS.
722
00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:51,056
>> FOURTH OF JULY, HALLOWEEN,
723
00:24:51,056 --> 00:24:53,425
FULL MOON NIGHT, THAT'S SPECIAL.
724
00:24:53,425 --> 00:24:56,095
WE'RE MIXING PATRIOTISM, ALCOHOL
725
00:24:56,095 --> 00:24:58,097
AND FIREWORKS.
726
00:24:58,097 --> 00:25:00,432
>> Jimmy: YOUR COSTAR TAYLOR WAS
727
00:25:00,432 --> 00:25:03,602
HERE AND I ASKED HER WHAT
728
00:25:03,602 --> 00:25:04,570
DOCTORS ASK HER ABOUT WHEN THEY
729
00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:06,105
APPROACH HER.
730
00:25:06,105 --> 00:25:08,474
SHE SAID YOU NEED MORE BUTT
731
00:25:08,474 --> 00:25:09,341
STUFF IN THE SHOW.
732
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:12,011
>> YEAH, I DON'T DISAGREE.
733
00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,746
TALK TO MOST DOCTORS THEY'LL
734
00:25:13,746 --> 00:25:15,714
TELL YOU THAT'S A BIG PART OF
735
00:25:15,714 --> 00:25:16,315
THE PRACTICE.
736
00:25:16,315 --> 00:25:17,783
>> Jimmy: A BIG PART OF THE
737
00:25:17,783 --> 00:25:18,751
PRACTICE, REALLY IS.
738
00:25:18,751 --> 00:25:21,353
>> WE HAVE A GREAT TECHNICAL
739
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:23,856
ADVISER, DR. JOE SACS, HE
740
00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:26,592
DOESN'T LOOK TAKE THAT, THINKS
741
00:25:26,592 --> 00:25:28,093
IT'S THE LOW-HANGING FRUIT OF
742
00:25:28,093 --> 00:25:31,030
THE MEDICAL SHOW, HE'S TRYING TO
743
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,265
>> Jimmy: HE THINKS OF IT AS
744
00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:37,036
FRUIT, INTERESTING.
745
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,138
>> THAT'S A WEIRD ANALOGY.
746
00:25:39,138 --> 00:25:40,806
I SEE THAT NOW.
747
00:25:40,806 --> 00:25:41,707
>> Jimmy: ONE OF THE GREAT
748
00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:44,710
THINGS ABOUT THE SUCCESS OF THE
749
00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:45,644
SHOW IS THAT YOU HAVE BEEN ABLE
750
00:25:45,644 --> 00:25:47,246
TO USE YOUR PLATFORM TO TALK
751
00:25:47,246 --> 00:25:49,081
ABOUT MEDICAL ISSUES, THINGS
752
00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:50,416
THAT ARE IMPORTANT.
753
00:25:50,416 --> 00:25:53,485
IN FACT WE HAVE A PUBLIC SERVICE
754
00:25:53,985 --> 00:25:55,454
>> GOOD, YOU HAVE A COPY OF
755
00:25:55,954 --> 00:25:58,090
>> Jimmy: DO YOU MIND?
756
00:25:58,090 --> 00:25:58,857
PREMIERING IT HERE.
757
00:25:58,857 --> 00:25:59,391
HERE IT IS.
758
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:02,261
>> THE MEASLES VACCINE WILL TURN
759
00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:07,199
YOUR SON INTO A FURRY, A PAN
760
00:26:07,199 --> 00:26:09,134
SEXUAL FURRY.
761
00:26:09,134 --> 00:26:12,104
I'M NOAH WYLE, I PLAY A DOCTOR
762
00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:16,775
ON "THE PITT" AND ON "ER," BUT
763
00:26:16,775 --> 00:26:17,843
I'M NOT A REAL DOCTOR.
764
00:26:17,843 --> 00:26:20,145
JUST LIKE MOST OF YOU ARE NOT
765
00:26:20,645 --> 00:26:22,815
I WAS CAST BECAUSE I HAVE A
766
00:26:22,815 --> 00:26:26,485
TRUSTWORTHY FACE AND CAN
767
00:26:26,485 --> 00:26:27,586
CONVINCINGLY DELIVER MEDICAL
768
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:30,355
LINES LIKE -- I'M SORRY, I'M
769
00:26:30,355 --> 00:26:34,426
AFRAID YOU HAVE ADVANCED -- I
770
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:36,495
HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I JUST SAID.
771
00:26:36,495 --> 00:26:38,030
BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER, BECAUSE
772
00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:40,432
WHEN IT COMES TO MEDICINE, I DO
773
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:42,101
MY OWN RESEARCH AND GO WITH MY
774
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,069
FOR INSTANCE, I KNOW THAT RAW
775
00:26:44,069 --> 00:26:46,605
MILK IS GOOD FOR YOU, BUT RAW
776
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:47,773
CHICKEN, EVEN BETTER.
777
00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:53,712
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES IN A
778
00:26:53,712 --> 00:26:54,446
SMOOTHY.
779
00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:57,983
I KNOW THAT 5G TOWERS GIVE YOU
780
00:26:57,983 --> 00:26:59,751
COVID-19 AND VITAMIN C ISN'T
781
00:26:59,751 --> 00:27:02,521
REAL, IT WAS CREATED BY
782
00:27:02,521 --> 00:27:04,156
TROPICANA TO SELL JUICE.
783
00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:06,291
THE FLU VACCINE WILL TAKE FOUR
784
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:09,128
INCHES OFF YOUR PENIS OR VAGINA.
785
00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:12,531
IF YOU TAKE PROBIOTICS AND
786
00:27:12,531 --> 00:27:13,332
ANTIBIOTICS AT THE SAME TIME,
787
00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:17,836
YOU WILL ACHIEVE THE PERFECT
788
00:27:17,836 --> 00:27:21,607
LEVEL OF BIOTICS.
789
00:27:21,607 --> 00:27:23,509
FLINTSTONES VITAMINS WILL MAKE
790
00:27:23,509 --> 00:27:25,511
YOU HARD AS A ROCK.
791
00:27:25,511 --> 00:27:27,446
AND DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T GET
792
00:27:27,446 --> 00:27:29,548
PREGNANT IN A HOT TUB?
793
00:27:29,548 --> 00:27:30,949
YES, HELLO, THIS IS HE.
794
00:27:30,949 --> 00:27:33,385
YES, I WOULD BE HONORED TO HEAD
795
00:27:33,385 --> 00:27:35,220
UP THE CENTERS FOR DISEASE
796
00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:38,290
CONTROL, NO, THANK YOU
797
00:27:38,290 --> 00:27:39,291
MR. PRESIDENT.
798
00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:41,927
WELL, LOOKS LIKE I'M A MEDICAL
799
00:27:41,927 --> 00:27:43,395
EXPERT AFTER ALL.
800
00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:45,197
I'M NOAH WYLE, DON'T DO ANYTHING
801
00:27:45,197 --> 00:27:48,534
UNTIL I SAY IT'S OKAY.
802
00:27:48,534 --> 00:27:49,968
>> Announcer: THIS HAS BEEN A
803
00:27:49,968 --> 00:27:53,138
MESSAGE FROM THE CDC.
804
00:27:53,138 --> 00:27:54,072
>> ASTROLOGY IS THE ONLY TRUE
805
00:27:54,072 --> 00:28:00,112
SCIENCE!
806
00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:01,747
>> Jimmy: IMPORTANT WORDS, THANK
807
00:28:01,747 --> 00:28:02,681
YOU FOR SHARING THAT.
808
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:05,050
>> NEED TO GET THE WORD OUT.
809
00:28:05,050 --> 00:28:05,817
>> Jimmy: THURSDAY NIGHT, HBO
810
00:28:05,817 --> 00:28:07,653
MAX, NOAH WYLE, EVERYBODY.
811
00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:13,859
>> Announcer: THIS WEEK ON J
812
00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:16,128
"JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE," JOHNNY
813
00:28:16,128 --> 00:28:20,032
KNOXVILLE, JESSE BUCKLEY, CHASE
814
00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:22,234
INFINITI, AND CHRIS PRATT.
815
00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:23,669
PLUS MUSIC FROM ED SHEERAN.
816
00:28:30,642 --> 00:28:33,712
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
817
00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:38,417
>> Jimmy: HI THERE, WELCOME
818
00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:45,324
THE "SINNERS" SOUNDTRACK SONGS
819
00:28:45,324 --> 00:28:50,062
IS COMING UP.
820
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:53,131
NOW PLEASE WELCOME, TIG NOTARO.
821
00:28:53,131 --> 00:28:53,632
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
822
00:28:53,632 --> 00:29:00,973
♪
823
00:29:00,973 --> 00:29:02,107
HOW ARE YOU?
824
00:29:02,107 --> 00:29:02,941
>> DOING WELL.
825
00:29:02,941 --> 00:29:03,976
HOW ARE YOU?
826
00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:07,145
>> Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU.
827
00:29:07,145 --> 00:29:09,781
YOU'RE A BUSY.
828
00:29:09,781 --> 00:29:10,582
ARE YOU TOURING?
829
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:13,018
>> TOMORROW NIGHT, FORT
830
00:29:13,018 --> 00:29:15,187
LAUDERDALE, BEGINNING OF THE
831
00:29:15,687 --> 00:29:18,624
>> Jimmy: PODCASTING REGULARLY.
832
00:29:18,624 --> 00:29:22,861
>> HANDSOME, MY PODCAST NAME.
833
00:29:22,861 --> 00:29:25,831
>> Jimmy: AND STAR TREKKING, A
834
00:29:26,331 --> 00:29:27,132
>> VERY BIG DEAL.
835
00:29:27,132 --> 00:29:31,470
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU A TREKKIE?
836
00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:38,076
I AM ON "STAR TREK," MY BROTHER
837
00:29:38,076 --> 00:29:41,246
AND I WATCHED THE ORIGINAL, AND
838
00:29:41,246 --> 00:29:45,183
I WAS ON "DISCOVERY" AND MY
839
00:29:45,183 --> 00:29:48,787
CHARACTER POPPED UP TO "STAR
840
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:51,023
FLEET ACADEMY."
841
00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:55,927
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE ON --
842
00:29:55,927 --> 00:29:59,031
WITH PAUL GIAMATTI.
843
00:29:59,031 --> 00:30:01,633
>> Jimmy: NOT BAD.
844
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,135
YOU WITHON THE FLOAT.
845
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:06,104
>> IN THE POURING RAIN.
846
00:30:06,104 --> 00:30:12,244
>> Jimmy: WITH YOUR COSTARS AND
847
00:30:12,244 --> 00:30:15,314
GEORGE TAKEI, HIS HAND IS
848
00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:17,549
PERMANENTLY LIKE THAT NOW.
849
00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:21,019
THEY WENT ALL OUT ON THIS
850
00:30:21,519 --> 00:30:22,554
DID YOU KEEP THIS?
851
00:30:22,554 --> 00:30:25,357
>> THE WHOLE FLOAT IS IN MY
852
00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:26,158
DRIVEWAY AND THEY'RE ALL STILL
853
00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:28,393
ON IT.
854
00:30:28,393 --> 00:30:28,960
SIX MONTHS.
855
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,796
>> Jimmy: WAS IT RAINING HARD?
856
00:30:30,796 --> 00:30:32,297
>> IT WAS VERY COLD AND RAINING
857
00:30:32,297 --> 00:30:33,365
ON AND OFF.
858
00:30:33,365 --> 00:30:37,836
A LITTLE -- ANY RAIN IS A LITTLE
859
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:39,671
TOO HARD FOR MY TASTES.
860
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:41,840
>> Jimmy: ESPECIALLY DURING A
861
00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:43,375
LITERALLY RAINED ON YOUR PARADE.
862
00:30:43,375 --> 00:30:45,410
>> YES, AND IT WAS OVER TWO
863
00:30:45,410 --> 00:30:52,851
HOURS, ALL WAVING AND DOING THE
864
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,720
"STAR TREK," I CAN'T REMEMBER
865
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,489
WHAT IT'S CALLED.
866
00:30:57,489 --> 00:30:58,223
>> Jimmy: LIVE LONG AND PROSPER.
867
00:30:58,223 --> 00:31:00,859
>> AND AT THE VERY END, SAYING
868
00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:03,228
GOODBYES, GEORGE FROM THE
869
00:31:03,228 --> 00:31:05,263
ORIGINAL "STAR TREK" SERIES SAID
870
00:31:05,263 --> 00:31:08,867
AND WHAT ORGANIZATION ARE YOU
871
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,836
INVOLVED WITH.
872
00:31:10,836 --> 00:31:13,839
AND I HAVE NEVER MET HIM, JUST
873
00:31:13,839 --> 00:31:15,540
BEEN IN A PARADE WITH HIM
874
00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:17,509
WAVING, I THOUGHT HE WAS
875
00:31:18,009 --> 00:31:19,845
AND I SAID ORGANIZATION, WHAT DO
876
00:31:19,845 --> 00:31:20,445
YOU MEAN?
877
00:31:20,445 --> 00:31:24,416
HE SAID WHAT ORGANIZATION ARE
878
00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:25,217
YOU.
879
00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:28,520
I SAID "STAR TREK" AND HE SAID
880
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:32,891
YOU'RE WITH "STAR TREK," IN WHAT
881
00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:35,560
I SAID I'M AN ACTOR.
882
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,830
HE SAID YOU'RE ALL ACTORS ON
883
00:31:38,830 --> 00:31:45,337
"STAR TREK," AND I WAS LIKE YES,
884
00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:48,039
I CAN ONLY ASSUME HE JUST
885
00:31:48,039 --> 00:31:49,875
THOUGHT WE WERE ESCORTING HIM.
886
00:31:49,875 --> 00:31:51,943
IT WAS SUCH A FUNNY MOMENT
887
00:31:51,943 --> 00:31:54,379
BECAUSE YOU KNOW, REBECCA AND I
888
00:31:54,379 --> 00:31:59,117
HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR A BEAT, AND
889
00:31:59,117 --> 00:32:01,086
JUST WORD HADN'T REACHED HIM
890
00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:05,123
>> Jimmy: HE KNOWS NOW FOR SURE.
891
00:32:05,123 --> 00:32:06,258
>> MAYBE.
892
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:07,692
>> Jimmy: YOU, I WANT TO TALK
893
00:32:07,692 --> 00:32:09,428
ABOUT YOUR DOCUMENTARY, ONE OF
894
00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:12,264
THE PRODUCERS OF A DOCUMENTARY
895
00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,465
ABOUT YOUR FRIEND GETTING -- YOU
896
00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:17,702
WON AWARD AT SUNDANCE, GOT OSCAR
897
00:32:17,702 --> 00:32:19,404
BUZZ, WHOLE THING, SHORT LIST,
898
00:32:19,404 --> 00:32:20,572
ALL THAT STUFF.
899
00:32:20,572 --> 00:32:21,973
MUST BE EXCITING.
900
00:32:21,973 --> 00:32:24,009
THE SUBJECT OF THE DOCUMENTARY
901
00:32:24,009 --> 00:32:27,078
IS A -- WAS A CLOSE FRIEND OF
902
00:32:27,578 --> 00:32:29,114
>> ANDREA GIBSON.
903
00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:32,250
I KNEW FOR 25 YEARS, AND ANDREA
904
00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:35,086
WAS THE POET LAUREATE OF THE
905
00:32:35,086 --> 00:32:38,056
STATE OF COLORADO.
906
00:32:38,056 --> 00:32:42,227
AND ANDREA HAD STAGE FOUR
907
00:32:42,227 --> 00:32:43,929
OVARIAN CANCER.
908
00:32:43,929 --> 00:32:45,664
MY FRIEND STEPH WILLIN, HERE
909
00:32:45,664 --> 00:32:47,332
WITH ME TODAY, WE WERE ON THE
910
00:32:47,332 --> 00:32:48,733
PHONE A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO
911
00:32:48,733 --> 00:32:51,837
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO HELP
912
00:32:51,837 --> 00:32:52,871
ANDREA WHILE THEY WERE GOING
913
00:32:52,871 --> 00:32:54,773
THROUGH ALL THE HEALTH STRUGGLES
914
00:32:54,773 --> 00:32:57,209
AND WORKING ON ANDREA'S PODCAST,
915
00:32:57,209 --> 00:32:59,578
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT EDITING AND
916
00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:00,712
HOW TO PRODUCE THIS.
917
00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:03,615
STEPH JUST SAID, I FEEL LIKE
918
00:33:03,615 --> 00:33:04,983
ANDREA'S LIFE RIGHT NOW WOULD
919
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,785
MAKE A REALLY GREAT DOCUMENTARY.
920
00:33:06,785 --> 00:33:10,288
I WAS LIKE OH, MY GOD -- AND I
921
00:33:10,288 --> 00:33:12,591
IMMEDIATELY GOT ON THE PHONE AND
922
00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:15,694
REACHED OUT TO THE DIRECTOR AND
923
00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:16,761
PRODUCER WHO TOOK ON THE
924
00:33:17,261 --> 00:33:20,565
AND AT FIRST THEY WERE LIKE, A
925
00:33:20,565 --> 00:33:23,902
POET WITH OVARIAN CANCER, HMM,
926
00:33:23,902 --> 00:33:25,504
OKAY, WE'LL GET BACK TO YOU.
927
00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:28,039
YOU KNOW BECAUSE WE HAD TALKED
928
00:33:28,039 --> 00:33:29,341
PREVIOUSLY ABOUT MAYBE WORKING
929
00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:30,075
TOGETHER.
930
00:33:30,075 --> 00:33:33,178
THEY SAID THEY WANTED TO DO A
931
00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:34,145
FUNNY DOCUMENTARY AND THAT'S
932
00:33:34,145 --> 00:33:35,313
WHAT I BROUGHT THEM.
933
00:33:35,313 --> 00:33:37,749
BUT THEY LOOKED INTO ANDREA'S
934
00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:39,518
POETRY AND THREE DAYS LATER THEY
935
00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:41,720
WERE LIKE OH, MY GOD WE'RE
936
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,488
BUYING PLANE TICKETS AND GOING
937
00:33:43,488 --> 00:33:44,589
OUT THERE NEXT WEEK.
938
00:33:44,589 --> 00:33:45,924
WE MADE THIS FILM.
939
00:33:45,924 --> 00:33:47,459
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE A CLIP OF THE
940
00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:48,193
MOVIE.
941
00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:49,961
>> I DO HAVE A CLIP OF THE
942
00:33:50,461 --> 00:33:51,730
>> Jimmy: DO YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN
943
00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:53,431
WHAT WE'RE GOING TO SAY?
944
00:33:53,431 --> 00:33:54,866
>> YEAH.
945
00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:57,502
ANDREA IS -- I MEAN IT'S VERY
946
00:33:57,502 --> 00:33:59,571
BRIEF MOMENT OF A POEM THAT
947
00:33:59,571 --> 00:34:03,909
ANDREA WROTE CALLED "THE LITTLE
948
00:34:03,909 --> 00:34:05,076
THINGS."
949
00:34:05,076 --> 00:34:06,044
OFTENTIMES WHEN PEOPLE ARE AT
950
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:08,480
THE END OF LIFE, THEY WANT TO
951
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,581
JUMP FROM AN AIRPLANE, DO ALL
952
00:34:10,581 --> 00:34:12,984
THESE WILD THINGS, BUT ANDREA
953
00:34:12,984 --> 00:34:15,654
JUST WANTED TO DO THE LITTLE
954
00:34:15,654 --> 00:34:17,121
THINGS IN LIFE.
955
00:34:17,121 --> 00:34:18,255
IT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
956
00:34:18,255 --> 00:34:19,491
THAT'S THE CLIP.
957
00:34:19,491 --> 00:34:25,864
>> THESE ARE MY BIGGEST, TINIEST
958
00:34:25,864 --> 00:34:27,065
DREAMS.
959
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:29,467
TO SIT WITH THE MORNING DOVE WHO
960
00:34:29,467 --> 00:34:31,670
CRIES FOR HER LOST LOVE.
961
00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:34,139
TO MEND A FRIEND'S CLOTHES WITH
962
00:34:34,139 --> 00:34:37,708
MY GRANDMOTHER'S THIMBLES.
963
00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:39,110
HOW ABOUT MY POWER DRILL?
964
00:34:39,110 --> 00:34:42,280
>> WE MIGHT NEED YOUR POWER
965
00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:44,716
>> THERE ARE FOUR SQUIRRELS HERE
966
00:34:44,716 --> 00:34:46,284
WHO FIGHT WHEN I BRING OUT NUTS.
967
00:34:46,284 --> 00:34:50,422
SO I GOT THESE HOUSES.
968
00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:52,489
TO WATCH A SQUIRREL REBUILD HER
969
00:34:52,489 --> 00:34:54,926
NEST IN THE ONLY PINE THAT
970
00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:57,094
SURVIVED THE STORM.
971
00:34:57,094 --> 00:34:58,063
YES!
972
00:34:58,063 --> 00:34:59,397
>> Jimmy: THAT'S NICE.
973
00:34:59,397 --> 00:35:01,266
DID ANDREA GET TO SEE THE
974
00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:02,667
FINISHED DOCUMENTARY?
975
00:35:02,667 --> 00:35:05,737
>> YEAH, ANDREA VERY
976
00:35:05,737 --> 00:35:08,440
UNFORTUNATELY AND SADLY PASSED
977
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:12,577
AWAY THIS SUMMER, BUT ANDREA WAS
978
00:35:12,577 --> 00:35:16,414
ABLE TO COME OUT TO SUNDANCE AND
979
00:35:16,414 --> 00:35:17,616
SEE THE FILM.
980
00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:18,883
>> Jimmy: THAT'S NICE.
981
00:35:18,883 --> 00:35:20,518
NOW YOU ARE -- I THINK YOU WERE
982
00:35:20,518 --> 00:35:24,856
AT THE GOVERNORS AWARD FOR THE
983
00:35:25,356 --> 00:35:27,759
>> YOU KNOW, WHERE YOU TYPICALLY
984
00:35:27,759 --> 00:35:30,528
FIND ME, PLACES LIKE THAT.
985
00:35:30,528 --> 00:35:32,163
>> Jimmy: AND I KNOW THIS IS A
986
00:35:32,163 --> 00:35:35,467
WEIRD TRANSITION, I'M AWARE OF
987
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:39,771
PLEASE SAVE YOUR COMMENTS.
988
00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:41,439
BUT YOU -- TOM CRUISE WAS
989
00:35:41,439 --> 00:35:45,043
GETTING AN AWARD AT THIS -- AN
990
00:35:45,043 --> 00:35:47,245
HONORARY OSCAR, CORRECT?
991
00:35:47,745 --> 00:35:49,347
>> Jimmy: AND YOU APPROACHED
992
00:35:49,847 --> 00:35:51,249
>> I'VE BEEN TOLD FOR YEARS THAT
993
00:35:51,249 --> 00:35:54,552
PEOPLE FEEL LIKE I LOOK LIKE TOM
994
00:35:54,552 --> 00:35:55,186
CRUISE.
995
00:35:55,186 --> 00:35:58,790
AND IT'S NOT EVERY DAY THAT I --
996
00:35:58,790 --> 00:36:00,892
I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A ROOM WITH
997
00:36:00,892 --> 00:36:01,393
TOM CRUISE.
998
00:36:01,393 --> 00:36:03,795
AND HE GOT OFF THE STAGE AND HE
999
00:36:03,795 --> 00:36:07,732
WAS MINGLING WITH EVERYBODY
1000
00:36:08,232 --> 00:36:10,001
AND I WAS LIKE -- I WAS THERE
1001
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:12,137
WITH THE PRODUCER OF "COME SEE
1002
00:36:12,137 --> 00:36:15,373
ME IN THE GOOD LIGHT," AND I WAS
1003
00:36:15,373 --> 00:36:17,142
LIKE I'M BEELINING FOR TOM
1004
00:36:17,142 --> 00:36:19,344
CRUISE, I'M GOING TO MEET HIM.
1005
00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:21,780
MY WIFE ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS
1006
00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:22,347
REALLY CUTE.
1007
00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:24,449
I ALWAYS TOLD HER SHE MARRIED
1008
00:36:24,449 --> 00:36:29,921
THE DIY LESBIAN VERSION.
1009
00:36:30,421 --> 00:36:32,857
SO ANYWAY, I BEELINED THROUGH
1010
00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:34,392
ALL THE SECURITY AND REPS.
1011
00:36:34,392 --> 00:36:35,860
I KNOW HIS AGENT A LITTLE BIT,
1012
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:38,163
SO I WAS JUST LIKE TAKE EVERY
1013
00:36:38,163 --> 00:36:44,035
PICTURE OF ME, ANYTHING WHERE
1014
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:44,936
EVEN IF IT'S THE BOACK OF MY HED
1015
00:36:44,936 --> 00:36:47,005
NEAR TOM CRUISE, TAKE EVERY
1016
00:36:47,005 --> 00:36:48,673
PICTURE, I TOLD JESS, THE
1017
00:36:49,173 --> 00:36:52,377
I GET UP TO TOM'S AGENT, HI,
1018
00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:54,279
COULD I MEET TOM, JUST WANTED TO
1019
00:36:54,279 --> 00:36:55,780
SHOW HIM A PICTURE, EVERYBODY
1020
00:36:55,780 --> 00:36:57,248
TELLS ME I LOOK LIKE HIM.
1021
00:36:57,248 --> 00:37:03,488
SHE WAS SO FORMAL, SHE SAID,
1022
00:37:03,488 --> 00:37:06,825
TOM, COMEDIAN TIG NOTARO, AND
1023
00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:08,927
THE CROWD PARTS AND I SHOWED HIM
1024
00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:12,063
THIS PICTURE, AND I JUST SAID,
1025
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:16,401
LISTEN, IF YOU EVER NEED ANYBODY
1026
00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:17,736
TO PLAY YOUR GAY SISTER -- I
1027
00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:20,138
MEAN I LOOK MORE LIKE TOM CRUISE
1028
00:37:20,138 --> 00:37:22,107
THAN TOM CRUISE LOOKS LIKE TOM
1029
00:37:22,107 --> 00:37:23,675
CRUISE IN THIS PICTURE.
1030
00:37:23,675 --> 00:37:24,642
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S HAVE
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A LOOK.
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00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:34,052
YEAH.
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00:37:34,052 --> 00:37:38,056
THAT'S TOM.
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00:37:38,056 --> 00:37:43,862
NOW WE HAVE TIG NOTARO.
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00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:44,462
I LIKE IT.
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00:37:44,462 --> 00:37:47,098
"COME SEE ME IN A GOOD LIGHT" ON
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00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,000
APPLE TV, AND "STAR TREK: STAR
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00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,301
FLEET ACADEMY" PREMIERES ON
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00:37:50,301 --> 00:37:51,236
PARAMOUNT PLUS.
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00:37:51,236 --> 00:37:52,437
TIG NOTARO.
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00:37:57,342 --> 00:38:02,280
>> Jimmy: THANKS TO NOAH WYLE,
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00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,850
TIG NOTARO, APOLOGIES TO MATT
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00:38:06,350 --> 00:38:09,120
"NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT, BUT THE
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00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,490
"SINNERS" SOUNDTRACK IS HERE
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00:38:12,490 --> 00:38:13,591
NOW.
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00:38:13,591 --> 00:38:15,593
RAPHAEL SAADIQ, MILES CATON AND
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00:38:15,593 --> 00:38:19,097
LUDWIG GORANSSON WITH "I LIED TO
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00:38:19,097 --> 00:38:20,431
YOU."
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00:38:20,431 --> 00:38:21,533
♪ SOMETHING I BEEN
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00:38:21,533 --> 00:38:22,634
WANTING TO TELL YOU
1051
00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:28,106
FOR A LONG TIME ♪
1052
00:38:28,106 --> 00:38:29,774
♪ HOPE IT DON'T HURT YOU
1053
00:38:30,274 --> 00:38:30,809
LOSE YOUR MIND ♪
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00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:32,443
♪ WHEN I WAS JUST A BOY
1055
00:38:32,443 --> 00:38:35,346
'BOUT EIGHT YEARS OLD
1056
00:38:35,346 --> 00:38:37,382
YOU THREW ME A BIBLE ♪
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00:38:37,382 --> 00:38:38,983
♪ ON THAT MISSISSIPPI ROAD
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00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:42,287
SEE I LOVE YA PAPA ♪
1059
00:38:42,287 --> 00:38:44,422
♪ YOU DID ALL YOU COULD DO
1060
00:38:44,422 --> 00:38:47,192
THEY SAY THE TRUTH HURTS
1061
00:38:47,192 --> 00:38:50,295
SO I LIED TO YOU ♪
1062
00:38:50,295 --> 00:38:52,630
♪ YES I LIED TO YOU
1063
00:38:52,630 --> 00:38:55,867
I LOVE THE BLUES ♪
1064
00:38:55,867 --> 00:39:00,271
♪ MMM
1065
00:39:00,271 --> 00:39:05,343
MM MM MM MM ♪
1066
00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:14,285
♪ MMM
1067
00:39:14,285 --> 00:39:15,587
MM MM MM MM
1068
00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:19,824
SOMEBODY TAKE ME
1069
00:39:20,324 --> 00:39:20,324
♪
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00:39:20,324 --> 00:39:23,094
IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT
1071
00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:27,465
THAT'S RIGHT
1072
00:39:27,965 --> 00:39:29,667
♪ WELL ALRIGHT
1073
00:39:29,667 --> 00:39:31,803
SOMEBODY, TAKE ME
1074
00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:35,673
IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT ♪
1075
00:39:35,673 --> 00:39:41,145
♪ ALRIGHT COME ON MILES
1076
00:39:41,645 --> 00:39:46,284
SOMEBODY TAKE ME
1077
00:39:46,284 --> 00:39:48,720
IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT ♪
1078
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,355
♪ I HOPE YOU CAN STAND IT
1079
00:39:50,355 --> 00:39:54,259
STAND IT ALL ♪
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00:39:54,259 --> 00:39:56,327
♪ 'CAUSE WHAT L'M
1081
00:39:56,827 --> 00:39:59,063
YOU DIDN'T PREACH AT ALL ♪
1082
00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:02,300
♪ SEE I'M FULL OF THE BLUES
1083
00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:03,434
HOLY WATER TOO ♪
1084
00:40:03,434 --> 00:40:05,570
♪ I KNOW THE TRUTH HURTS
1085
00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:06,671
SO YOU DID WHAT
1086
00:40:06,671 --> 00:40:10,308
SO I LIED TO YOU ♪
1087
00:40:10,308 --> 00:40:11,609
♪ SO PREACH ON
1088
00:40:11,609 --> 00:40:13,845
SPEAK YOUR WORDS
1089
00:40:13,845 --> 00:40:16,547
I KNOW THE TRUTH HURTS.
1090
00:40:16,547 --> 00:40:18,750
SO I LIED TO YOU
1091
00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:22,086
YES I LIED TO YOU ♪
1092
00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:24,856
♪ I LOVE THE BLUES
1093
00:40:24,856 --> 00:40:29,327
I LOVE THE BLUES ♪
1094
00:40:29,327 --> 00:40:32,630
♪ MMM
1095
00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:35,900
MM MM MM MM
1096
00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:38,303
HEY HEY HEY ♪
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00:40:38,303 --> 00:40:41,372
♪ MMM
1098
00:40:41,372 --> 00:40:50,014
MM MM MM MM ♪
1099
00:40:50,014 --> 00:40:53,818
♪ WELL SOMEBODY TAKE ME
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00:40:53,818 --> 00:40:58,156
IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT
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00:40:58,156 --> 00:41:02,293
WELL ALRIGHT ♪
1102
00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:04,095
♪ WILL SOMEBODY
1103
00:41:04,095 --> 00:41:06,764
PLEASE TAKE ME
1104
00:41:06,764 --> 00:41:11,636
IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT YEAH ♪
1105
00:41:11,636 --> 00:41:20,411
♪ WELL SOMEBODY TAKE ME
1106
00:41:20,411 --> 00:41:24,749
IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT ♪
1107
00:41:24,749 --> 00:41:28,052
♪ YEAH
1108
00:41:28,052 --> 00:41:31,289
OH OH ♪
1109
00:41:31,289 --> 00:41:38,296
♪ YEAH YEAH YEAH
1110
00:41:38,796 --> 00:41:40,031
♪ YEAH YEAH YEAH
1111
00:41:40,031 --> 00:41:42,767
HEY
1112
00:41:42,767 --> 00:41:46,871
IN YOUR ARMS ♪
1113
00:41:46,871 --> 00:41:50,608
♪
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00:41:50,608 --> 00:41:56,147
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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