Original subtitles

>> Announcer: FROM HOLLYWOOD --

IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE."

TONIGHT --

NOAH WYLE,

TIG NOTARO,

PLUS MUSIC FROM RAPHAEL SAADIQ,

MILES CATON,

AND LUDWIG GORANSSON,

WITH THE CLETONES.

AND NOW -- JIMMY KIMMEL!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪

>> Jimmy: THANK YOU.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

HELLO, I'M JIMMY, I'M THE HOST.

GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE.

THANKS FOR COMING.

THANKS FOR JOINING US HERE AT

OUR HEADQUARTERS IN LOS ANGELES.

I'M GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING,

THERE'S A LOT GOING ON.

SOME VERY SERIOUS STUFF.

NOT JUST HERE, BUT AROUND THE

WORLD.

AND YET I CANNOT HELP BUT TO

STOP EVERYTHING WHEN THERE ARE

MONKEYS ON THE LOOSE.

NOT HERE.

YOU CAN RELAX.

THE LOOSE MONKEYS HAVE BEEN

SPOTTED IN AND AROUND ST. LOUIS.

OR HAVE THEY?

THIS IS A WEIRD STORY.

YESTERDAY WE LEARNED THAT A

TROOP OF VERVET MONKEYS WERE

SEEN AT A PARK AND IN OTHER

PARTS OF NORTHERN ST. LOUIS.

BUT AS WORD SPREAD AND THE

LOCAL AUTHORITIES THERE BEGAN TO

INVESTIGATE, A FLOOD OF PHOTOS

AND VIDEOS STARTED TO APPEAR

ONLINE.

AT FIRST THEY SEEMED LIKE REAL

PHOTOGRAPHS, BUT THEN THE

MONKEYS WERE WEARING CARDINALS

JERSEYS AND FACE PAINT.

TO THE POINT WHERE ANIMAL

CONTROL DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS

REAL AND WHAT WAS FAKE.

THIS IS VIDEO OF ONE OF THE

ESCAPEES, OR AT LEAST IT APPEARS

TO BE VIDEO OF ONE OF THE

WE HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA OF

WHETHER THIS IS REAL OR AI.

WHAT DO YOU THINK, GUILLERMO?

>> Guillermo: I THINK IT'S REAL.

>> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S REAL,

TOO, BUT FOR THE FIRST TIME

EVER, WE'RE NOT SURE THAT'S A

REAL MONKEY OR NOT.

CONFUSING, THE ST. LOUIS

DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH HAD TO ASK

RESIDENTS TO KNOCK IT OFF WITH

ALL THE FAKE PHOTOS.

>> YOU HAVING A HARD TIME

FIGURING OUT THE MONKEYS BECAUSE

OF THE AI PHOTOSHOPPED PHOTOS?

>> WE RECEIVED A LARGE AMOUNT OF

INFORMATION FROM THE COMMUNITY

BUT IT WAS A CHALLENGE VERIFYING

THE AUTHENTICITY OF THE

>> ARE WE SURE THE MONKEYS ARE

>> WE HAD VERIFICATION ON ONE

>> Jimmy: BY THE WAY,

I THINK ALL PRESS CONFERENCES

SHOULD INCLUDE THE PHRASE -- ARE

WE 100% SURE THE MONKEYS ARE

REAL?

>> THE BEST ADVICE IS CONTACT

THE BUREAU AND LET US KNOW THE

LOCATION OF THE MONKEY TO

RESPOND AND CONTAIN.

PLEASE DON'T INTERACT WITH THE

MONKEYS, THEY'RE UNPREDICTABLE,

LETTING US KNOW WHERE THEY'RE

LOCATED IS THE BEST NEXT STEP.

>> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK THAT ONE

I HAVE A MESSAGE TO ANYONE WHO'S

POSTING FAKE AI MONKEY

SIGHTINGS.

NUMBER ONE, YOU ARE OBSTRUCTING

AN ACTIVE INVESTIGATION.

AND TWO, IT IS VERY FUNNY.

THIS AFTERNOON THE DEPARTMENT OF

HEALTH ANNOUNCED THAT THEY HAVE

CEASED THEIR SEARCH FOR THE

MONKEYS.

WHICH MEANS EITHER THE ANIMALS

ARE STILL OUT THERE SOMEWHERE

GAVE UP OR THEY'RE DEAD.

THEY DON'T WANT TO SAY IT.

OR THEY NEVER EXISTED AT ALL.

LIKE SOME KIND OF MONKEY VERSION

AND THEN THERE WAS ANOTHER

PRIMATE SIGHTING, AN ORANGUTAN

WHO POPPED UP IN A VERY

POPULATED AREA OF DETROIT.

>> ISN'T IT NICE TO HAVE A

PRESIDENT WHO CAN GO -- YOU'RE

LUCKY I ALLOW YOU IN THE ROOM

WITH ME.

IT'S NOT VERY NICE.

YOU GOT BIT, IT WAS OVER.

BYE-BYE EVERYBODY, THE MOSQUITO

AND THE SNAKE.

I DON'T KNOW IF WE SHOULD HAVE

DONE VENEZUELA, I DON'T KNOW.

I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO IT.

DONALD TRUMP THINKS HE'S HOT

THEY RIGGED THE ELECTION ON YOU.

I WON THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE YOU

SECURE THE BORDER.

AH, AH.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU

VERY MUCH.

>> Jimmy: THAT LITTLE ROUTINE AT

THE END WAS OUR PRESIDENT

FUN OF OUR FORMER PRESIDENT, JOE

WHEN HE GOES LOW, HE THEN GOES A

LITTLE BIT LOWER.

KING CON WAS IN THE MOTOR CITY

TODAY.

HE GAVE THE FINGER AND SAID EFF

YOU TO A WORKER

AT FORD WHO CALLED HIM A

AND THEN TRUMP DELIVERED ANOTHER

BANANAS SPEECH AT THE DETROIT

WHERE HE ATTEMPTED TO CONVINCE

THOSE IN ATTENDANCE THAT THE

PROTESTS IN MINNEAPOLIS ARE NOT

REAL.

THEY'RE FAKE!

>> ONE OF THE REASONS THEY'RE

DOING THESE FAKE RIOTS -- I MEAN

THEY'RE JUST TERRIBLE.

SO FAKE, SHAME, SHAME, SHAME.

THAT'S ALL PRACTICED.

THEY GO TO PRACTICE -- AREAS,

THEY TAKE HOTEL ROOMS AND

PRACTICE TOGETHER.

>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT.

THEY PRACTICE IN HOTEL ROOMS,

THEY ORDER ROOM SERVICE AND

IT'S LIKE MOTEL JANUARY 6.

WHERE THEY DO IT.

BY THE WAY, THEY'RE NOT RIOTS,

THEY'RE REAL.

FIRST THEY WANT US TO BELIEVE

THAT WE DID NOT SEE WHAT WE SAW

HAPPEN TO RENEE GOOD.

NOW HE WANTS US TO BELIEVE THE

PROTESTS ARE NOT REAL.

IT'S LIKE THE EMPEROR'S NEW

HE'S TELLING US WE'RE NAKED.

WHILE THEY DO THEIR BEST TO

COVER EVERYTHING UP.

NOT ONLY HAS THE TRUMP

ADMINISTRATION ICED LOCAL

AUTHORITIES OUT OF THE FBI'S

INVESTIGATION INTO THE KILLING

OF RENEE GOOD, SIX SENIOR

PROSECUTORS IN MINNESOTA JUST

STEPPED DOWN AFTER BEING

PRESSURED BY THE JUSTICE

DEPARTMENT TO INVESTIGATE RENEE

GOOD'S WIDOW, WHO WAS A

PASSENGER IN THE CAR.

THEY'RE INVESTIGATING THE

VICTIMS INSTEAD OF THE

PERPETRATOR.

AND THIS MORNING, TRUMP POSTED

-- DO THE PEOPLE OF

MINNESOTA REALLY WANT TO LIVE IN

A COMMUNITY IN WHICH THERE ARE

THOUSANDS OF ALREADY CONVICTED

MURDERERS, DRUG DEALERS AND

ADDICTS, RAPISTS, VIOLENT

RELEASED AND ESCAPED PRISONERS,

DANGEROUS PEOPLE FROM FOREIGN

MENTAL INSTITUTIONS AND INSANE

ASYLUMS AND OTHER DEADLY

CRIMINALS TOO DANGEROUS TO EVEN

MENTION?

WHAT COULD BE MORE DANGEROUS

THAN A MURDERER/RAPIST ESCAPED

FROM AN INSANE ASYLUM?

GODZILLA?

FEAR NOT, GREAT PEOPLE OF

MINNESOTA, THE DAY OF RECKONING

AND RETRIBUTION IS COMING.

DOES ANYONE ELSE MISS THE DAYS

WHEN THE PRESIDENT DIDN'T SOUND

LIKE THE UNDERTAKER AT

WRESTLEMANIA?

SERIOUSLY, WOULD SOMEONE GET

THIS HYPERGLYCEMIC 5-YEAR-OLD A

FIDGET SPINNER?

HE NEEDS SOMETHING TO DO WITH

HIS HANDS.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS

IS RAMBLING ABOUT, BUT THE

PROTESTS IN MINNEAPOLIS ARE REAL

ENOUGH FOR THE MAGAVERSE MEDIA

TO DESCEND UPON THEM.

THIS FOX WANNABE CALLED "REAL

AMERICA'S VOICE" SENT A REPORTER

TO THE SCENE.

STICK WITH THIS BECAUSE IT'S

KIND OF ANNOYING AT FIRST, BUT

IT GETS VERY FUNNY AS IT GOES

ALONG.

>> I'M JUST TRYING TO HAVE AN

INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION.

WE'RE JUST TRYING TO HAVE AN

INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION.

>> I'M A CALM MAN, I'M A BIG AND

>> I DON'T ACT THIS WAY.

>> I'M A BIG AND TALL MAN.

>> YOU WANT TO ENGAGE IN

INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION?

THIS IS WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH

ON THE GROUND.

>> HE'S A BADASS.

>> I JUST WANT TO ASK, DO YOU

BELIEVE IN ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION.

♪ LOOK AT THIS BIG MAN

>> DO YOU BELIEVE THAT TAXPAYERS

SHOULD BE FUNDING ILLEGAL

MEDICAL CARE.

>> HE'S SO INTELLIGENT.

THIS MAN, HE'S GOT NOTHING TO

SAY!

>> Jimmy: BACK TO YOU, JEFF.

WITH ALL THIS GOING ON HERE, ALL

THE CHAOS TRUMP'S CREATED AT

HOME, HE'S STILL TALKING ABOUT

HE STILL BELIEVES THAT DENMARK

SHOULD SEVER THEIR 300-PLUS-YEAR

RELATIONSHIP WITH GREENLAND AND

TURN IT OVER TO US.

THE ONLY PROBLEM IS, TRUMP NEVER

BOTHERED TO ASK GREENLAND WHAT

THEY PREFER IN THIS WEIRD

CUSTODY BATTLE HE CREATED.

>> THE PREMIER OF GREENLAND SAID

TODAY WE PREFER TO STAY WITH

DO YOU SEE THAT AS THE FINAL

>> WHO SAID THAT?

>> THE PREMIER OF GREENLAND.

>> WELL, THAT'S THEIR PROBLEM.

I DISAGREE WITH HIM.

I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS, DON'T

KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM, BUT

THAT'S GOING TO BE A BIG PROBLEM

FOR HIM.

>> Jimmy: HE DOESN'T EVEN THOUGH

KNOW WHO RUNS THE COUNTRY HE

THAT'S OUR GENGHIS DON.KNOW WHO

THAT'S OUR GENGHIS DON.

WE ARE COMING UP ON A FULL YEAR

INTO TRUMP'S SECOND TERM AND SO

FAR, IT'S SOMEHOW SO MUCH WORSE

THAN I THINK ANY OF US THOUGHT

I WILL SAY THIS, HE HAS BEEN

RUNNING THE COUNTRY LIKE ONE OF

HIS BUSINESSES, INTO BANKRUPTCY.

ACCORDING TO THE BUREAU OF LABOR

AND STATISTICS, THE PRICES HE

SAID HE'D GET DOWN ON DAY ONE

ARE UP 2.7% FROM A YEAR AGO.

THOUGH, IN FAIRNESS, THAT NUMBER

IS EXPECTED TO GO DOWN AFTER HE

ARRESTS EVERYONE WHO WORKS FOR

THE BUREAU OF LABOR AND

STATISTICS.

BUT ONE THING TRUMP HAS BEEN

DOING VERY WELL IS DISTRACTING

US FROM THE FACT THAT HIS

JUSTICE DEPARTMENT STILL HASN'T

RELEASED MORE THAN 2 MILLION

EPSTEIN FILES.

BUT FEAR NOT, THE CHAIR OF THE

HOUSE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE, JAMES

"GOMER" COMER, IS DEMANDING THAT

THE PRESIDENT BE HELD

ACCOUNTABLE.

JUST NOT THIS PRESIDENT.

>> AS A RESULT OF BILL CLINTON

NOT SHOWING UP FOR HIS LAWFUL

SUBPOENA, AGAIN, VOTED ON

UNANIMOUSLY BY THE COMMITTEE IN

A BIPARTISAN MANNER, WE WILL

MOVE IN THE HOUSE OVERSIGHT

COMMITTEE TO HOLD FORMER

PRESIDENT CLINTON IN CONTEMPT OF

>> Jimmy: WELL, I'M SURE BASED

ON THE FACT THAT HIS NAME IS ALL

OVER THE FILES WE'VE SEEN SO

FAR, IF HE'S BRINGING CLINTON

IN, HE'LL BRING TRUMP IN FOR

QUESTIONING, TOO.

>> GOING TO BRING DONALD TRUMP

IN FOR AN INTERVIEW?

>> WELL, PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS

ANSWERED THOUSANDS OF QUESTIONS

ABOUT JEFFREY EPSTEIN.

WELL, YOU ALL ASK HIM QUESTIONS

EVERY DAY, HE ANSWERS QUESTIONS

>> Jimmy: RIGHT.

WHAT WOULD WE EVEN ASK HIM?

WHAT DID YOU AND EPSTEIN DO

I'M NOT ASKING HIM THAT, YOU ASK

I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.

AND THEN WE HAVE THAT DOPE, PETE

WHO MAY ACTUALLY HAVE COMMITTED

EVEN MORE WAR CRIMES THAN

MULTIPLE OFFICIALS CONFIRMED TO

THE "NEW YORK TIMES" THAT THE

PLANE USED IN THOSE BOAT ATTACKS

WAS NOT PAINTED IN A TRADITIONAL

MILITARY STYLE.

WHICH VIOLATES THE LAWS OF ARMED

CONFLICT.

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DISGUISE A

WAR PLANE AS A PASSENGER PLANE

OR ANY OTHER KIND OF PLANE

BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT OUR

ENEMIES SHOOTING AT A FEDEX OR

DELTA FLIGHT.

IT'S A WAR CRIME CALLED PERFIDY.

THESE GUYS ARE COMMITTING CRIMES

WE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF BEFORE.

I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD THAT WORD,

NOT ONLY ARE WE GOING TO NEED A

NUREMBERG TRIAL AT THE END OF

THIS, WE MIGHT NEED A BACON

DOUBLE NUREMBERG WITH CHEESE.

PART OF THE REASON THE PENTAGON

KEEPS RUNNING AFOUL OF THE LAW

IS BECAUSE PETE HEGSETH FIRED A

LOT OF THE MILITARY LAWYERS,

WHICH ARE KNOWN AS JAGS.

YOU KNOW, AFTER HE'S DONE WITH

COMING FOR NCIS.

MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT.

HEGSETH DROPPED BY LOCKHEED

MARTIN IN FORT WORTH TODAY TO

FIRE ANOTHER ROUND IN HIS WAR

AGAINST WOKE.

>> HE WANT TO GET RID OF THE

DISTRACTIONS AND DEBRIS.

NO MORE DEI, NO MORE DUDES IN

DRESSES.

>> Jimmy: YOU GOT TO READ THE

ROOM, YOU KNOW?

THE ROGUE'S GALLERY THAT MAKES

UP TRUMP'S CABINET NOW, YOU

REALIZE WE HAD IT KIND OF GOOD

REMEMBER TRUMP'S FORMER

SECRETARY OF HOUSING AND URBAN

DEVELOPMENT?

DR. BEN CARSON?

DR. BEN CARSON HAS A NEW JOB --

WITH THE USDA.

>> THREE YEARS FOR WHOLE MILK.

GOOD STUFF.

>> Jimmy: I'M GLAD HE'S BACK, I

MISSED HIM.

YOU KNOW, HE'S BEEN ASLEEP FOR

THE PAST FIVE YEARS.

AT LEAST WE AREN'T AT WAR WITH

MILK, I GUESS.

DONALD TRUMP RIGHT NOW IS AS

UNPOPULAR AS ANY PRESIDENT SINCE

NIXON.

HE HAS A 54% DISAPPROVAL RATING.

BUT SOMEHOW THERE ARE STILL 40%

OF AMERICANS WHO SUPPORT HIM.

WHICH IS HARD TO UNDERSTAND

UNTIL YOU GET TO THE BOTTOM OF

HOW MANY OF THEM STAY POSITIVE.

>> EXPLOSIONS RINGING OUT IN

VENEZUELA'S CAPITAL CITY.

>> MASSIVE RALLY FILLING THE

STREETS OF MINNEAPOLIS TODAY.

>> IT'S NOW OR NEVER TO AVOID

THE WORST IMPACTS OF CLIMATE

>> AMERICA FACES UNPRECEDENTED

>> I'LL SAY.

>> NOW THERE'S A SOLUTION.

INTRODUCING THE MAGICAL MAGA

>> WOW, THE CLIMATE CRISIS IS

>> YES, IT'S JUST THAT SIMPLE.

MAGA SACK IS GOVERNMENT

CERTIFIED TO STOP PROBLEMS RIGHT

AT THE SOURCE, YOUR LYING EYES.

IT'S EASY TO OPERATE AND

GUARANTEED TO BLOCK OUT OPEN

CORRUPTION TO CREEPING FASCISM

TO GROSS INCOMPETENCE, TO SEVERE

MENTAL DECLINE AND JEFFREY

EPSTEIN'S DOODLE.

>> WAS AN ACT OF DOMESTIC

>> RECEIVE MAGA MUFFS ABSOLUTELY

>> HUH?

>> MAGA MUFFS.

>> OKAY.

>> ORDER NOW OR DON'T, NOTHING

GIVE ME SOME DRUGS.

>> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW

FOR YOU TONIGHT.

TIG NOTARO IS HERE.

WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM THE MOVIE

"SINNERS," AND WE'LL BE RIGHT

BACK WITH NOAH WYLE.

STICK AROUND.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK.

TONIGHT, A VERY FUNNY WOMAN WHO

IS PART OF THE NEW SHOW "STAR

TREK: STAR FLEET ACADEMY," AND

MADE A NEW DOCUMENTARY, "COME

SEE ME IN THE GOOD LIFE," TIG

NOTARO IS HERE TONIGHT.

LATER, THE SCORE WON A GOLDEN

GLOBE, THE "SINNERS" SOUNDTRACK,

MUSIC FROM RAPHAEL SAADIQ, MILES

CATON AND LUDWIG GORANSSON.

TOMORROW, JOHNNY KNOXVILLE AND

CHASE INFINITI WITH MUSIC

FROM -- DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO

IS IN THE BAND?

>> Guillermo: NO, I DON'T

REMEMBER IT.

>> Jimmy: WELL, DAVE GROHL.

I THINK IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY.

JOHN MAYER, IN THE BAND.

YOU HAVE TO PAY A PRETTY PENNY

FOR THAT LINEUP AT YOUR WEDDING.

OUR FIRST GUEST PLAYS DR. ROBBIE

ON THE MASSIVE SHOW "THE PITT,"

PLEASE WELCOME NOAH WYLE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪

HOW ARE YOU?

>> DOING WELL.

>> Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU.

>> NICE TO SEE YOU.

>> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS.

>> Jimmy: I HEARD THE FAMILY IS

WITH YOU TONIGHT.

>> WIFE AND ALL MY KIDS.

BIG FANS OF YOU.

>> Jimmy: HOW OLD?

23, 20 AND 10.

>> Jimmy: WOW.

>> I'M STILL IN IT.

JUST LOST THE LAST TOOTH, TOOTH

FAIRY WON'T MAKE ANY MORE

MELANCHOLY.

>> Jimmy: COULD BE A FIGHT.

>> I COULD LOSE A TOOTH, TRUE.

>> Jimmy: SUNDAY NIGHT YOU WON

THE GOLDEN GLOBE FOR BEST ACTOR.

AND BEST DRAMA SERIES AS WELL.

YOU'RE A PRODUCER ON THE SHOW.

DID YOU CELEBRATE AFTER?

>> WE DID.

MY WIFE AND I WENT OUT AND

PRETENDED IT WAS 1997.

SHE DIDN'T, BECAUSE SHE WOULD

HAVE BEEN UNDER AGE, BUT I DID.

AND YOU DON'T RECOVER AS QUICKLY

>> Jimmy: HIT IT HARD?

>> I DID.

ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS I DIDN'T

WANT TO END.

THEY HAPPEN EVERY 30 YEARS IN MY

LIFE AND I DIDN'T WANT IT TO BE

WE STAYED OUT LATE, THEN

UNFORTUNATELY HAD TO BE AT WORK

THE NEXT MORNING.

>> Jimmy: FOR YOU PARTYING LIKE

1997 IS DRINKING A BOTTLE OF

TEQUILA WITH ERIQ LA SALLE?

>> YOU GOT IT HALF RIGHT.

>> Jimmy: DID YOU HAVE TO WORK

THE NEXT MORNING?

>> BRIGHT AND EARLY.

>> WE'RE SHOOTING OUR FINALE

>> Jimmy: HOLD ON, ARE WE ON IT?

>> THIS IS PART OF IT RIGHT

ON JIMMY KIMMEL.

WE FINISH NEXT TUESDAY,

>> Jimmy: SO INTERESTING TO ME.

I HEAR IT ALL THE TIME FROM ME,

WE WON THE EMMY, HAD TO BE AT

WHAT TIME?

>> THEY PUSHED THE CALL TO 7:30

OR 8:00, STILL BRUTAL, DIDN'T

GET HOME UNTIL LATE, BUT PLAYING

THE 15th HOUR OF THE SHIFT.

SO WHEN YOU GO TO WORK AND LOOK

CRAPPY, IT'S BENEFICIAL.

>> Jimmy: MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE

AN AWARDS SHOW EVERY NIGHT

BEFORE.

THIS IS SOMETHING --

>> OH, YEAH.

>> Jimmy: ASSUMING YOUR

10-YEAR-OLD DID THIS, NOT THE

KIDS IN THE 20s.

>> MY DAUGHTER WAS AFRAID I

WASN'T GOING TO WIN, MADE ME ONE

WHEN I CAME HOME.

WAITING FOR ME.

>> Jimmy: THE ALUMINUM GOLD.

LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE FRIENDS.

>> SHE GOT THE PROPORTIONS

AND IT'S THE ONE I'M MORE PROUD

>> Jimmy: YES.

I'M SURE YOUR COMPETITORS IN THE

CATEGORY WOULD TAKE THAT GOLDEN

GLOBE OFF YOUR HANDS FOR YOU.

YOU MENTIONED THIS IN YOUR

ACCEPTANCE SPEECH, IT WAS YOUR

WIFE SARAH'S BIRTHDAY.

>> YES, JANUARY 11th.

>> Jimmy: THE NIGHT BECOMES ALL

ABOUT YOU.

>> THE NIGHT WAS ABOUT ME, THE

DAY WAS ABOUT ME.

SHE WAS KIND ENOUGH TO GO WITH

ME TO THE GOLDEN GLOBES, NOW

IT'S A BIRTHDAY MONTH FOR HER,

CELEBRATING ALL MONTH LONG.

SHE'S TOLD ME THAT'S HOW SHE

WANTS TO HANDLE IT.

>> Jimmy: BUT YOU'LL BE GETTING

ALL THE AWARDS DURING HIS

BIRTHDAY MONTH.

>> YES, BUT SHE'S --

>> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU DO A

BIRTHDAY MONTH?

SOMETHING EVERY DAY?

>> I BUY ALL THIS STUFF ON

INSTAGRAM, TAKES FOREVER TO

ARRIVE, TO STAGGERING ARRIVALS

OF GIFTS.

JUST KEEP IT ROLLING THROUGH THE

>> Jimmy: IT'S WEIRD, EVERYTHING

YOU BUY ON INSTAGRAM COMES FROM

>> TRUE.

>> Jimmy: AND RARELY RESEMBLES

WHAT YOU THOUGHT YOU BOUGHT ON

>> ALSO TRUE.

I'M SO UNDERWHELMED BY THIS

JUICER I JUST BOUGHT, THIS HAND

JUICER, REALLY NOT WHAT THEY

>> >> Jimmy: YOU BOUGHT A HAND

JUICER ON INSTAGRAM?

>> I HIT IT THREE TIMES, GOT

THREE BY ACCIDENT.

DO YOU NEED ONE BY ANY CHANCE?

>> Jimmy: I HERE THEY'RE

GO YOU FIND THE ALGORITHM IS

FIGURING YOU OUT?

>> SURVIVAL GEAR, KITCHEN

APPLIANCES AND OLD MOVIE CLIPS.

>> Jimmy: REALLY.

YOU DON'T BUY OLD MOVIES, JUST

SHOW IT TO YOU?

>> YES.

>> Jimmy: MAKES SENSE.

WERE THE KIDS AT THE CRITICS'

>> NO, I TOOK MY WIFE TO THAT

ONE ALONE.

>> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOUR DAUGHTER

IS A K POP DEMON HUNTERS --

>> THEY ALL ARE.

WE HAD AN AWKWARD MOMENT END OF

THE EVENING, WAITING TO GO TO

OUR CARS, RAINING AND EVERYTHING

WAS WET.

THE PRODUCER OF THE SHOW WAS

GETTING INTO THE SUV WITH THE K

POP DEMON HUNTERS, SLIPPED AND

HIT HER HEAD.

THERE WAS NOBODY ELSE AROUND, I

RAN OVER.

ARE YOU OKAY.

SHE WAS OKAY.

NICK ON HER ELBOW, SOMEBODY

SHOWED UP WITH A BAND-AID,

HANDING THEM TO ME.

THEY'VE ALL GOT THEIR PHONES

FILMING DR. ROBBIE TREATING A

KPOP DEMON HUNTER.

OTHER NIGHT, SHE WENT PAST AND

GAVE ME A LITTLE KISS AND

THANKED ME.

>> Jimmy: DID YOU TELL YOUR

DAUGHTER YOU SAVED THEIR LIVES?

WOULD HAVE SUCCUMBED TO DEMONS

HAD I NOT BEEN THERE?

YOU COLLECT BASEBALL CARDS.

>> I COLLECT EVERYTHING.

>> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>> ANYTHING THAT INTERESTS ME,

NEED 10, 11, 12 OF THEM.

>> Jimmy: THREE JUICERS.

>> BUT BASEBALL CARDS SINCE I

WAS A KID.

>> Jimmy: TEAM THE DODGERS?

>> BORN AND RAISED IN L.A.

DAVE JOERGER FAN.

>> Ji

-- DODGERS FAN.

>> Jimmy: I BELIEVE THAT'S THE

WORLD CHAMPIONS.

>> WORLD CHAMPION DODGERS.

ONCE GAVE ME A BASEBALL SIGNED

BY THE WHOLE TEAM.

>> Jimmy: REALLY?

HAS IT BEEN USED, PLAYED WITH?

>> I DON'T KNOW IF GAME USED BUT

IN A LUCITE BOX.

>> Jimmy: REALLY, YOUR WIFE IS

OKAY WITH ALL THE COLLECTIONS?

>> STUFF SHE DOESN'T LIKE SHE

SAYS WOULD LOOK GOOD IN MY

SO IT'S GOT A LOT OF STUFF IN

I'M LIKE A HOARDER WITH A BIG

ENOUGH HOUSE YOU CAN'T TELL HOW

BIG THE PROBLEM IS.

>> Jimmy: WE'LL TAKE A BREAK.

NOAH WYLE IS HERE, "THE PITT"

SEASON TWO IS HAPPENING ON HBO

WE'LL BE BACK AFTER THIS.

>>> BECAUSE TOMORROW I'M LEAVING

FOR SABBATICAL.

>> HE'S LEAVING US FOR THREE

MONTHS ON A MOTORCYCLE.

>> MOTORCYCLE?

YOU'RE JOKING.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?

WHY?

>> MIDDLE AGED MAN, DON'T BE

>> DON'T HOLD BACK.

TELL ME HOW YOU REALLY FIELD.

>> FORGIVE ME FOR BEING BLUNT,

BUT HOW OLD ARE YOU, 50?

>> ISH.

>> 50-ISH-YEAR-OLD MAN ON A

MOTORCYCLE, VERY SAD.

>> Jimmy: THAT IS NOAH WYLE IN

SEASON TWO OF "THE PITT,"

THURSDAY ON HBO MAX.

EVERYBODY WAS SUPER EXCITED

ABOUT SEASON TWO STARTING.

SHOW OPENS, ON A MOTORCYCLE,

WIND BLOWING THROUGH YOUR HAIR.

BAND I LOOKED UP, TURNS OUT FROM

>> THE CLARKS.

>> Jimmy: MUSIC BLASTING,

DRIVING TO THE HOSPITAL, BUT

HELMET NOT ON YOUR HEAD.

IS THAT SOMETHING YOU DECIDED TO

WAS THAT PART OF THE

INTENTIONAL --

>> IS NOT INITIALLY PART OF THE

DESIGN, BUT GOT TO PITTSBURGH TO

SHOOT THE SCENE AND NIGHT BEFORE

I HAD DINNER WITH JOHN WELLS,

DIRECTING THE EPISODE, EXECUTIVE

I SAID I DON'T KNOW IF HE WEARS

A HELMET BUT TELLS PEOPLE HE

DOES.

LIKE WHEN GENE WILDER TOOK

PEOPLE INTO THE CHOCOLATE

FACTOR, HE AGREED IF HE COULD

WALK WITH A LIMP, FALL FORWARD

AND COME UP WITH A BOW.

ASKED HIM WHY, FROM THAT POINT

FORWARD THEY WON'T KNOW IF I'M

TELLING THE TRUTH OR NOT.

A GUY ON A MENTAL HEALTH

JOURNEY, RESISTANT TO GETTING

THE HELP HE PROBABLY SHOULD GET,

WHAT BETTER CLUE TO GIVE THE

AUDIENCE HE'S PLAYING FAST AND

LOOSE WITH HIS LIFE THEN LET

THEM IN ON THE DETAIL HE'S NOT

TELLING THE PEOPLE HE WORKS WITH

AND LOVE HIM.

>> Jimmy: AN ER DOCTOR IS NOT

WEARING A HELMET.

DO YOU RIDE A MOTORCYCLE?

>> NO, I LEARNED TO RIDE FOR

"FALLING SKIES," WE HAD TO RIDE

DIRT BIKES AND I WASN'T

COMFORTABLE ON THEM.

I TOOK A CLASS TO GET CERTIFIED.

>> Jimmy: HOW LONG WERE YOU ON

THE BIKE?

>> NOT LONG.

>> Jimmy: IT TAKES PLACE ON THE

FOURTH OF JULY, GOT TO BE

BIGGEST DAY OF THE YEAR FOR

EMERGENCY ROOMS.

>> FOURTH OF JULY, HALLOWEEN,

FULL MOON NIGHT, THAT'S SPECIAL.

WE'RE MIXING PATRIOTISM, ALCOHOL

AND FIREWORKS.

>> Jimmy: YOUR COSTAR TAYLOR WAS

HERE AND I ASKED HER WHAT

DOCTORS ASK HER ABOUT WHEN THEY

APPROACH HER.

SHE SAID YOU NEED MORE BUTT

STUFF IN THE SHOW.

>> YEAH, I DON'T DISAGREE.

TALK TO MOST DOCTORS THEY'LL

TELL YOU THAT'S A BIG PART OF

THE PRACTICE.

>> Jimmy: A BIG PART OF THE

PRACTICE, REALLY IS.

>> WE HAVE A GREAT TECHNICAL

ADVISER, DR. JOE SACS, HE

DOESN'T LOOK TAKE THAT, THINKS

IT'S THE LOW-HANGING FRUIT OF

THE MEDICAL SHOW, HE'S TRYING TO

>> Jimmy: HE THINKS OF IT AS

FRUIT, INTERESTING.

>> THAT'S A WEIRD ANALOGY.

I SEE THAT NOW.

>> Jimmy: ONE OF THE GREAT

THINGS ABOUT THE SUCCESS OF THE

SHOW IS THAT YOU HAVE BEEN ABLE

TO USE YOUR PLATFORM TO TALK

ABOUT MEDICAL ISSUES, THINGS

THAT ARE IMPORTANT.

IN FACT WE HAVE A PUBLIC SERVICE

>> GOOD, YOU HAVE A COPY OF

>> Jimmy: DO YOU MIND?

PREMIERING IT HERE.

HERE IT IS.

>> THE MEASLES VACCINE WILL TURN

YOUR SON INTO A FURRY, A PAN

SEXUAL FURRY.

I'M NOAH WYLE, I PLAY A DOCTOR

ON "THE PITT" AND ON "ER," BUT

I'M NOT A REAL DOCTOR.

JUST LIKE MOST OF YOU ARE NOT

I WAS CAST BECAUSE I HAVE A

TRUSTWORTHY FACE AND CAN

CONVINCINGLY DELIVER MEDICAL

LINES LIKE -- I'M SORRY, I'M

AFRAID YOU HAVE ADVANCED -- I

HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I JUST SAID.

BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER, BECAUSE

WHEN IT COMES TO MEDICINE, I DO

MY OWN RESEARCH AND GO WITH MY

FOR INSTANCE, I KNOW THAT RAW

MILK IS GOOD FOR YOU, BUT RAW

CHICKEN, EVEN BETTER.

ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES IN A

SMOOTHY.

I KNOW THAT 5G TOWERS GIVE YOU

COVID-19 AND VITAMIN C ISN'T

REAL, IT WAS CREATED BY

TROPICANA TO SELL JUICE.

THE FLU VACCINE WILL TAKE FOUR

INCHES OFF YOUR PENIS OR VAGINA.

IF YOU TAKE PROBIOTICS AND

ANTIBIOTICS AT THE SAME TIME,

YOU WILL ACHIEVE THE PERFECT

LEVEL OF BIOTICS.

FLINTSTONES VITAMINS WILL MAKE

YOU HARD AS A ROCK.

AND DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T GET

PREGNANT IN A HOT TUB?

YES, HELLO, THIS IS HE.

YES, I WOULD BE HONORED TO HEAD

UP THE CENTERS FOR DISEASE

CONTROL, NO, THANK YOU

MR. PRESIDENT.

WELL, LOOKS LIKE I'M A MEDICAL

EXPERT AFTER ALL.

I'M NOAH WYLE, DON'T DO ANYTHING

UNTIL I SAY IT'S OKAY.

>> Announcer: THIS HAS BEEN A

MESSAGE FROM THE CDC.

>> ASTROLOGY IS THE ONLY TRUE

SCIENCE!

>> Jimmy: IMPORTANT WORDS, THANK

YOU FOR SHARING THAT.

>> NEED TO GET THE WORD OUT.

>> Jimmy: THURSDAY NIGHT, HBO

MAX, NOAH WYLE, EVERYBODY.

>> Announcer: THIS WEEK ON J

"JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE," JOHNNY

KNOXVILLE, JESSE BUCKLEY, CHASE

INFINITI, AND CHRIS PRATT.

PLUS MUSIC FROM ED SHEERAN.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Jimmy: HI THERE, WELCOME

THE "SINNERS" SOUNDTRACK SONGS

IS COMING UP.

NOW PLEASE WELCOME, TIG NOTARO.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪

HOW ARE YOU?

>> DOING WELL.

HOW ARE YOU?

>> Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU.

YOU'RE A BUSY.

ARE YOU TOURING?

>> TOMORROW NIGHT, FORT

LAUDERDALE, BEGINNING OF THE

>> Jimmy: PODCASTING REGULARLY.

>> HANDSOME, MY PODCAST NAME.

>> Jimmy: AND STAR TREKKING, A

>> VERY BIG DEAL.

>> Jimmy: ARE YOU A TREKKIE?

I AM ON "STAR TREK," MY BROTHER

AND I WATCHED THE ORIGINAL, AND

I WAS ON "DISCOVERY" AND MY

CHARACTER POPPED UP TO "STAR

FLEET ACADEMY."

>> Jimmy: YOU'RE ON --

WITH PAUL GIAMATTI.

>> Jimmy: NOT BAD.

YOU WITHON THE FLOAT.

>> IN THE POURING RAIN.

>> Jimmy: WITH YOUR COSTARS AND

GEORGE TAKEI, HIS HAND IS

PERMANENTLY LIKE THAT NOW.

THEY WENT ALL OUT ON THIS

DID YOU KEEP THIS?

>> THE WHOLE FLOAT IS IN MY

DRIVEWAY AND THEY'RE ALL STILL

ON IT.

SIX MONTHS.

>> Jimmy: WAS IT RAINING HARD?

>> IT WAS VERY COLD AND RAINING

ON AND OFF.

A LITTLE -- ANY RAIN IS A LITTLE

TOO HARD FOR MY TASTES.

>> Jimmy: ESPECIALLY DURING A

LITERALLY RAINED ON YOUR PARADE.

>> YES, AND IT WAS OVER TWO

HOURS, ALL WAVING AND DOING THE

"STAR TREK," I CAN'T REMEMBER

WHAT IT'S CALLED.

>> Jimmy: LIVE LONG AND PROSPER.

>> AND AT THE VERY END, SAYING

GOODBYES, GEORGE FROM THE

ORIGINAL "STAR TREK" SERIES SAID

AND WHAT ORGANIZATION ARE YOU

INVOLVED WITH.

AND I HAVE NEVER MET HIM, JUST

BEEN IN A PARADE WITH HIM

WAVING, I THOUGHT HE WAS

AND I SAID ORGANIZATION, WHAT DO

YOU MEAN?

HE SAID WHAT ORGANIZATION ARE

YOU.

I SAID "STAR TREK" AND HE SAID

YOU'RE WITH "STAR TREK," IN WHAT

I SAID I'M AN ACTOR.

HE SAID YOU'RE ALL ACTORS ON

"STAR TREK," AND I WAS LIKE YES,

I CAN ONLY ASSUME HE JUST

THOUGHT WE WERE ESCORTING HIM.

IT WAS SUCH A FUNNY MOMENT

BECAUSE YOU KNOW, REBECCA AND I

HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR A BEAT, AND

JUST WORD HADN'T REACHED HIM

>> Jimmy: HE KNOWS NOW FOR SURE.

>> MAYBE.

>> Jimmy: YOU, I WANT TO TALK

ABOUT YOUR DOCUMENTARY, ONE OF

THE PRODUCERS OF A DOCUMENTARY

ABOUT YOUR FRIEND GETTING -- YOU

WON AWARD AT SUNDANCE, GOT OSCAR

BUZZ, WHOLE THING, SHORT LIST,

ALL THAT STUFF.

MUST BE EXCITING.

THE SUBJECT OF THE DOCUMENTARY

IS A -- WAS A CLOSE FRIEND OF

>> ANDREA GIBSON.

I KNEW FOR 25 YEARS, AND ANDREA

WAS THE POET LAUREATE OF THE

STATE OF COLORADO.

AND ANDREA HAD STAGE FOUR

OVARIAN CANCER.

MY FRIEND STEPH WILLIN, HERE

WITH ME TODAY, WE WERE ON THE

PHONE A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO

TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO HELP

ANDREA WHILE THEY WERE GOING

THROUGH ALL THE HEALTH STRUGGLES

AND WORKING ON ANDREA'S PODCAST,

TRYING TO FIGURE OUT EDITING AND

HOW TO PRODUCE THIS.

STEPH JUST SAID, I FEEL LIKE

ANDREA'S LIFE RIGHT NOW WOULD

MAKE A REALLY GREAT DOCUMENTARY.

I WAS LIKE OH, MY GOD -- AND I

IMMEDIATELY GOT ON THE PHONE AND

REACHED OUT TO THE DIRECTOR AND

PRODUCER WHO TOOK ON THE

AND AT FIRST THEY WERE LIKE, A

POET WITH OVARIAN CANCER, HMM,

OKAY, WE'LL GET BACK TO YOU.

YOU KNOW BECAUSE WE HAD TALKED

PREVIOUSLY ABOUT MAYBE WORKING

TOGETHER.

THEY SAID THEY WANTED TO DO A

FUNNY DOCUMENTARY AND THAT'S

WHAT I BROUGHT THEM.

BUT THEY LOOKED INTO ANDREA'S

POETRY AND THREE DAYS LATER THEY

WERE LIKE OH, MY GOD WE'RE

BUYING PLANE TICKETS AND GOING

OUT THERE NEXT WEEK.

WE MADE THIS FILM.

>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE A CLIP OF THE

MOVIE.

>> I DO HAVE A CLIP OF THE

>> Jimmy: DO YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN

WHAT WE'RE GOING TO SAY?

>> YEAH.

ANDREA IS -- I MEAN IT'S VERY

BRIEF MOMENT OF A POEM THAT

ANDREA WROTE CALLED "THE LITTLE

THINGS."

OFTENTIMES WHEN PEOPLE ARE AT

THE END OF LIFE, THEY WANT TO

JUMP FROM AN AIRPLANE, DO ALL

THESE WILD THINGS, BUT ANDREA

JUST WANTED TO DO THE LITTLE

THINGS IN LIFE.

IT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL.

THAT'S THE CLIP.

>> THESE ARE MY BIGGEST, TINIEST

DREAMS.

TO SIT WITH THE MORNING DOVE WHO

CRIES FOR HER LOST LOVE.

TO MEND A FRIEND'S CLOTHES WITH

MY GRANDMOTHER'S THIMBLES.

HOW ABOUT MY POWER DRILL?

>> WE MIGHT NEED YOUR POWER

>> THERE ARE FOUR SQUIRRELS HERE

WHO FIGHT WHEN I BRING OUT NUTS.

SO I GOT THESE HOUSES.

TO WATCH A SQUIRREL REBUILD HER

NEST IN THE ONLY PINE THAT

SURVIVED THE STORM.

YES!

>> Jimmy: THAT'S NICE.

DID ANDREA GET TO SEE THE

FINISHED DOCUMENTARY?

>> YEAH, ANDREA VERY

UNFORTUNATELY AND SADLY PASSED

AWAY THIS SUMMER, BUT ANDREA WAS

ABLE TO COME OUT TO SUNDANCE AND

SEE THE FILM.

>> Jimmy: THAT'S NICE.

NOW YOU ARE -- I THINK YOU WERE

AT THE GOVERNORS AWARD FOR THE

>> YOU KNOW, WHERE YOU TYPICALLY

FIND ME, PLACES LIKE THAT.

>> Jimmy: AND I KNOW THIS IS A

WEIRD TRANSITION, I'M AWARE OF

PLEASE SAVE YOUR COMMENTS.

BUT YOU -- TOM CRUISE WAS

GETTING AN AWARD AT THIS -- AN

HONORARY OSCAR, CORRECT?

>> Jimmy: AND YOU APPROACHED

>> I'VE BEEN TOLD FOR YEARS THAT

PEOPLE FEEL LIKE I LOOK LIKE TOM

CRUISE.

AND IT'S NOT EVERY DAY THAT I --

I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A ROOM WITH

TOM CRUISE.

AND HE GOT OFF THE STAGE AND HE

WAS MINGLING WITH EVERYBODY

AND I WAS LIKE -- I WAS THERE

WITH THE PRODUCER OF "COME SEE

ME IN THE GOOD LIGHT," AND I WAS

LIKE I'M BEELINING FOR TOM

CRUISE, I'M GOING TO MEET HIM.

MY WIFE ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS

REALLY CUTE.

I ALWAYS TOLD HER SHE MARRIED

THE DIY LESBIAN VERSION.

SO ANYWAY, I BEELINED THROUGH

ALL THE SECURITY AND REPS.

I KNOW HIS AGENT A LITTLE BIT,

SO I WAS JUST LIKE TAKE EVERY

PICTURE OF ME, ANYTHING WHERE

EVEN IF IT'S THE BOACK OF MY HED

NEAR TOM CRUISE, TAKE EVERY

PICTURE, I TOLD JESS, THE

I GET UP TO TOM'S AGENT, HI,

COULD I MEET TOM, JUST WANTED TO

SHOW HIM A PICTURE, EVERYBODY

TELLS ME I LOOK LIKE HIM.

SHE WAS SO FORMAL, SHE SAID,

TOM, COMEDIAN TIG NOTARO, AND

THE CROWD PARTS AND I SHOWED HIM

THIS PICTURE, AND I JUST SAID,

LISTEN, IF YOU EVER NEED ANYBODY

TO PLAY YOUR GAY SISTER -- I

MEAN I LOOK MORE LIKE TOM CRUISE

THAN TOM CRUISE LOOKS LIKE TOM

CRUISE IN THIS PICTURE.

>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S HAVE

A LOOK.

YEAH.

THAT'S TOM.

NOW WE HAVE TIG NOTARO.

I LIKE IT.

"COME SEE ME IN A GOOD LIGHT" ON

APPLE TV, AND "STAR TREK: STAR

FLEET ACADEMY" PREMIERES ON

PARAMOUNT PLUS.

TIG NOTARO.

>> Jimmy: THANKS TO NOAH WYLE,

TIG NOTARO, APOLOGIES TO MATT

"NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT, BUT THE

"SINNERS" SOUNDTRACK IS HERE

NOW.

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LUDWIG GORANSSON WITH "I LIED TO

YOU."

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THAT'S RIGHT

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SO YOU DID WHAT

SO I LIED TO YOU ♪

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