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Thank you.

Oh my god, Snow White, don't you ever stop looking at yourself in the mirror.

Shut up.

Why don't you go make me a sandwich?

You did not just go there. Why don't I just go get an apple?

I don't know. Stop.

Unless I shouldn't sleep here.

Oh, are you waiting for some pervert to come and wake you up?

Oh my god. Why don't you just ask your mirror why your best friends are seven

short little men?

Mirror, mirror.

Am I still the fairest of them all?

Yes.

I know.

There's someone at the door!

Oh my god, do I look pretty? We never get visitors.

Hello! I've received a report that there's critters running around your

Critters?

I haven't seen any critters with you.

Whatever do you mean?

I'm just here to fill the work order.

You're not going to hurt them, are you?

Critters are our friends.

No, no!

Nobody fucks with the critters.

Looks like a princess wig.

You clean up very nice.

Sorry I hit you with that pan.

Why don't we show them how princesses treat a real prince?

That's a good idea.

I can't make it up

He's yes.

You're so cute.

I'm sorry.

This is good.

Oh my god!

I feel so good.

Yeah,

right now.

Such is the tale of the Lord of the Rings.

Princess posies.

We've got to lose those princess paintings.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Amore, your tongue is so good!

Thank you.

Do you still really like taking turns at all 315?

Yes, we feel good.

You want to come all the way up?

You want to

feel

that warm fucking jizz?

I don't know.

I want to taste that sweet fucking milk.

Oh my god.

Oh,

you look so hot when you blame it on me.

Do you want to taste that?

That was so much fun.

Yeah.

Wait, where did the princess go?

Recently, I went to the big city as a rites of passage to see if I wanted to

stay with the Amish community or break away.

I was a little nervous, but excited.

I stayed with this really cool and sophisticated city girl. She showed me

these modern conveniences that they have here in the city.

It was pretty crazy.

They have running water.

You don't even have to go out to the well to get it.

They had all these different weird contraptions. You can heat up food in

weird box that makes a lot of noise.

Everything just seems so easy out here.

And then she showed me this thing in her room that, like, makes wind.

It was pretty amazing. I've never seen anything like this before.

Chloe asked me if I wanted to switch clothing with her.

I was a little...

feeling weird about it at first, but I was curious so we decided to do it.

So do girls normally get undressed together like this?

I mean, why not?

Here, try on my dress. It's super easy to put on. Okay.

Cool.

Do you like it?

Yeah. I mean, I love the color.

Cool.

It was a little awkward. I felt like, I knew I had clothes on, but I still felt

really exposed.

I really liked being in these English clothes, but it ended up getting me into

trouble.

Chloe's boyfriend came home early, and he mistook me for Chloe and

started feeling me. One thing led to another, and things started getting a

little heated.

It was strange, but I liked it.

What the hell is this?

Wait, Brad?

What are you doing?

Oh my god.

Wait, Chloe.

Chloe didn't like it very much.

She pulled me aside into her room and we talked about it and straightened it

out. It was all a big misunderstanding.

Then things started to get a little heated between...

Me and her, which I wasn't really expecting at all.

You know, if Brad got to taste you, then I

kind of also want to taste you too.

Oh, um,

I mean, I've never really done anything like that before.

Would you like to try?

See you later.

I feel so good.

Golly.

Oh my gosh.

I've never felt anything like this before.

Oh my gosh, that feels amazing.

Yeah, please.

Please, please.

Yeah, yeah. Oh my gosh.

No.

You're really good at that.

Oh!

Oh, my God.

Wow, you're actually really good at that.

Later on, I started hearing these noises coming from Chloe's room.

I decided to see what was going on because I was a little curious.

And when I looked in, her and her boyfriend were having sex.

Knew it was wrong, but I just couldn't look away

Thank you.

Are you watching this?

Oh my god.

Sorry.

Why don't you come join us then?

You seem to be enjoying yourself.

I don't know.

Have you ever been with a man before?

No.

Well, just follow me.

So, have you ever fucked a dick before?

No. Why don't you give it a try?

Okay.

I think you can suck it better than that.

Let me show you.

Okay.

Wow.

Wow, you're really good at that.

Okay.

This is kind of fun.

You're doing such a good job.

Why don't you get undressed and sit on this?

Okay, I guess I'll try it.

Take this off.

Now let's put this in there.

Are you ready for it? Yeah.

There. Oh my gosh.

How does that feel?

Oh.

Oh, it feels pretty good.

Yeah, you like it?

It feels pretty good.

Oh my god.

Oh

wow.

Oh boy.

This is so crazy.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh my God.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh my God.

Oh my god!

Thank you.

um um

um oh

Oh my gosh.

It feels so good.

Yes, yes, yes.

Thank you.

Oh.

Thank you.

Drop your weapon.

Drop your weapon.

Can't do that.

I'll shoot you.

If you shoot him, I'll shoot you.

I'll shoot you instead.

If you shoot him, I'll shoot you.

So, what are we going to do here then, boys?

We're going to report the valiant activity and prove that you aren't one.

And how do you expect me to prove that?

You strip.

That's what I checked. There's two of us.

And one of you.

Fine. I'll strip.

I got nothing to hide.

Seen enough?

Is this underwear regulation, agent?

I don't think so. You need to strip all the way. Take that stuff off.

That's ridiculous.

I'm not really kidding.

You have no choice at this moment.

You guys happy?

Drop your weapon

Now you guys strip.

Sorry, we can't do that.

Why not?

Nothing happened.

How do I know you weren't concealing any other weapons?

Drop your pants.

No, no, no, no.

Struggle fast, struggle fast.

Struggle hard, struggle hard, make it strong.

Oh!

I'm trying to figure it out.

I don't want you to get stuck down.

Please. Is that a new language?

You're not fooling nobody, huh?

You're fooling yourself.

We didn't talk to the person.

We didn't talk to the person.

I don't know.

Yeah.

um um

Mm hmm.

One last thing boys, look right at me.

And we're alive.

Hmm.

Now we've got some people coming in the room.

Oh, hey Jdog69.

It's good to see you again.

So, should I play counter -terrorist or terrorist?

Counter -terrorist. You guys are right. For sure.

Hey,

Big Frank.

Here for another beating?

Stop.

Yeah, I play all the time. I'm so good at this.

I beat all you guys.

Not that I don't like looking at you, but are we going to do this or what?

Just picking out my character and then we'll get started.

I'll take you out to whatever restaurant you want. I'm seriously the hottest

girl out here. Hands down.

Come on, guys. Are we here to play or are we here to compliment me?

It is getting kind of hot in here actually.

Hold on guys, I'm going to turn on the fan.

That's

better.

Come on guys, I'm not getting naked in here.

I'll be home any minute.

Well,

I guess if I just cover everything with my hair, you guys won't see anything.

That might help. Good idea.

Still peeking.

You guys didn't see anything, did you?

No, my boyfriend's gonna be home any minute.

I don't know.

Okay,

as long as you promise that you won't say another word about me being naked.

You just promised.

Guess I'm gonna hurt.

You guys think I'm beautiful?

Thank you.

No.

I don't know.

I've never been naked on here before.

but I don't know.

I don't think I have that kind of confidence.

I don't know.

Yeah, well, I mean, I guess I am getting kind of turned on having all

you guys talk about me like this and compliment me and make me feel good.

Okay.

That's all you get.

Can we see just a little bit more?

Okay.

Are you wet?

Yeah, I am pretty wet actually.

Wow that's so hot.

I can't believe you guys talked me into this.

You should do this more often.

It is kind of fun.

I haven't really turned on.

Oh, shit. I think my boyfriend's here.

Oh, hi, baby.

Hey. What are you doing?

Playing some video games.

How come you're naked?

Um, it's just too hot for clothes, that's all.

Yeah.

It's really hot in here.

Yeah. Maybe it'll get naked soon.

It's a good idea.

Yeah.

It's pretty hot to come home and find you naked.

Look what you did to me.

Wow.

You should suck.

Good.

Mmm. Mmm.

Listen to me like you like it baby.

You told me that a lot about you.