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Oh, Jesus Christ.

Oh, my God. Oh, come on.

Look, I got to pack, all right?

Did you try talking to your dad yet?

Julie, it's too late for that, all right?

You know, I already called the primate center, and I told them I'm not going to

be able to accept the internship position, so... I don't know, I think

sending Jeff Potter or somebody in my place.

I mean, maybe you could try and talk to him and get him to change his mind.

Oh, babe, please, look, I...

I just don't want to talk about this anymore, all right?

I mean, you keep going on about how this summer is the most important summer of

my life and how it will ensure my acceptance into the best grad program in

country. Look, I get it, all right?

But if I don't go home and help my stepmom, my dad is going to cut me off

financially, so I don't have much of a choice.

Must be nice to have a rich dad.

This was supposed to be our summer together.

And trust me, I hate this situation as much as you do.

But I really don't have a choice, so... Yeah, it is what it is.

No, it just sucks. Like, we were gonna stay in that really cute loft on the

waterfront.

Portland is so awesome during the summer.

I know.

Katie, I know, okay?

But, look, think of the future.

You know, once I'm in grad school...

I'll have plenty of free time.

You know, and I won't be so dependent on my father's money.

I mean, can't your mom just get a nurse?

She broke her leg. It's not like she got a traction.

Oh, yeah. Trust me. I went over all this and more with my father.

You know, and that fucking guy, he's actually volunteering in Indonesia for

summer. You know, and he's holding that over my head like he's some kind of

fucking saint or something.

I don't care how many cleft powers he's fixed, he's still an asshole.

Yeah. You're right.

He's an asshole.

I know.

Yeah. I like that about you.

You're tough, huh?

You're so tough, aren't you?

You're just a little badass, huh?

I am.

I can tell.

But look, it'll be okay, alright?

Thank you.

I'm sorry, wait a minute.

Mm -hmm

Your mouth feels so good.

Oh.

Thank you.

Wow. Oh my god.

Hey, man.

How are you?

I'm the school guy.

I'll just grab this.

Cool. See ya.

Mom?

I'm your stepmom, Andrew. Not your real mom. You can call me Beth.

Katie?

Beth, um... How are you feeling?

Well, I broke my leg water skiing in Puerto Verde last week.

I can't get around without crutches.

How do you think I'm feeling?

Right.

Um... Well, uh...

Is there anything I can get for you?

Coffee.

With a quarter cup organic half and half.

A teaspoon of stevia.

Also, some tomato soup and half a grilled cheese sandwich.

Yeah.

You got it.

Okay, here we go. Real cheese ended.

Andrew?

Oh!

Look, all I'm saying is that I think she would benefit from having another

person here.

Like, like a nurse or, I don't know, an assistant or something. Just somebody

other than me.

Because she doesn't like me, Dad.

And she's never liked me, so please, will you just stop saying that?

Yeah, of course I'm pissed.

Because I worked my ass off for that internship at the Oregon Primate Center.

And then I just had to give it up.

No, I... Dad, I don't care what kind of pull you have at your alma mater, okay?

The best program in my field is at Stanford, not John Hopkins.

But you just don't... Dad!

Dad!

Okay.

Okay. Look, I'm just gonna go, all right? I'll talk to you later.

Mr. Robinson, you aren't trying to seduce me, are you?

Do the same thing on the other side.

Like this?

Mmm, that's a good boy.

I like that.

Do you like that?

What do you like?

Oh my God.

Please,

I love that.

Yes. Yes.

Pretty good.

Oh my God!

I'm in such a hurry.

I'm in such a hurry.

I'm not going anywhere.

You in a rush?

I'm in a rush.

You going to take a slow?

You going to do it?

No.

Oh.

A little bit that way.

Hmm.

Thank you.

Hey, you're on crutches, huh?

You haven't bothered to check on me for the past few hours.

Uh, no, no, no. I went in your room, and I brought the

food that you wanted, but you were asleep, so what was I supposed to do?

Well, my food is cold. I need you to warm it up for me.

Here we go.

Reheated.

Can you hand me my food?

Yep.

just like you asked thank you

you're welcome enjoy

oh oh oh

Thank you.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God, yes.

God, it's fucking disgusting.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

God. God.

Okay. Oh, it's so good.

It's so good.

It's so sexy.

It's so good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Amen.

Give me.

Thank you.

Yes, oh

Rip on yourself, man.

Just chill out. Just chill out.

Call Julie.

Yeah. You're gonna call your girlfriend. That's the smart thing to do.

Hey,

Julie!

Hey, what's up?

Oh. Did I get you at a bad time?

You're busy, huh?

Oh. No.

What?

Oh, baby, that's... Oh, my God, that is absolutely incredible.

I mean, how many Reese's Macaws did they find?

Holy shit.

Yes, oh, please, please, photos, send me anything, you know? I want to see you,

baby. Yeah, I miss you, too.

Oh, here?

Everything's fine, you know, totally normal.

Oh, do I feel winded?

Well, you know, it's tough work. I'm just a little tired is all.

Yeah, well, you know her, right?

She's a handful.

Oh yeah, you can say that again.

Um,

well, alright, I mean, if you have to get back to work, I... No, no, I

understand.

Hey, if you get some free time later, how about you just give me a call?

Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

I love you too.

Beth?

Beth?

Beth,

are you okay in there?

No, I'm not okay.

God damn it.

I'm naked.

What can I do? Do you need a towel or something? Do you need help? Can you

me a towel, please?

Yeah. All right. There's one right here. I'm coming in, but I'm not looking, all

right?

Here.

I'll get this.

It's okay.

Jesus. Oh, look.

Here, just...

Hang on a second. Okay, here.

Here, I got you.

This is so awkward.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah,

I got it. It's okay.

You can open your eyes now.

Yeah.

Watch your back.

Okay. Yeah.

It's okay. You know you're not supposed to shower a lot.

I know.

It's not your fault.

It's a stupid idea on my part.

Well, what was I supposed to do?

Ask you for help?

Well, that's fine.

Right. Forgot about that.

I'm sorry.

I know I've been an asshole this week.

It's just that your father never took into consideration my feelings.

He never thought about how awkward this would be for me or for you.

I even said to him, I told him he should have a nurse here. You know, I

shouldn't have been here.

I begged him.

I begged him to volunteer in the fall.

It could have been fall or summer.

The schedule didn't matter.

He wouldn't change it.

And I know how much the internship meant to you.

Your father's a fucking asshole.

Yeah, I think, uh, I think we both can agree on that.

Yeah, I know.

I'm sorry, I'm ranting. I don't want to talk about your dad anymore.

Okay, I mean, you know, you and I haven't really had a chance to, uh, talk

get to know each other.

It's probably because you think I'm a bitch, huh?

I don't. I'm not, I swear.

I know, I don't think you're a bitch. I'm actually really nice.

I'm sure you are.

I know.

You believe me?

Yes.

I'm not.

Mmm.

Wow.

Yes. Yes.

Hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.