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Congratulations, Jake!
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You are our winner!
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You said if I win,
I could go home.
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It's time...
for the final round!
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Pick a box. Pull the string.
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Win a prize.
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And then I get to go?
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If you pull
the right string.
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What if I pull the wrong string?
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Well, everyone's a winner.
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Pull a string!
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I'll do anything,
please, please.
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Pull it!
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Pull it.
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Looks like
you won a shotgun.
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Courtesy of our friends
down at the shotgun factory.
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Not just any old gun,
a Shotgun-brand shotgun.
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Please, you said I can live.
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You promised.
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Well, people say
a lot of things.
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Thanks for playing, Jake,
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and we'll see you next time.
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No, no.
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Please, please.
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Please, please, help me!
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Please, help me!
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♪ Are you ready
Are you ready for it?♪
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♪ If you wonder
What I'm saying♪
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♪ Don't you keep me waiting♪
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♪ Like la, la, la♪
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♪ Woo-hoo! If you wanna...♪
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Wow! This place
is legit amazing!
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Yup, whoever said
money can't buy happiness
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clearly couldn't afford
a 4,000-square-foot summer house.
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Your rich uncle killed himself.
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Yeah, but he wasn't
like rich-rich,
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his wife tanked his investments,
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that's why he went...
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- What?
- The trust fund baby and I will get the bags,
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we'll meet you inside.
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Matthew.
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Always the gentleman.
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Wait, no! Equal rights.
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Or am I forgetting something?
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Yup, you seem to get it
pretty clear.
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Carry my shit.
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I'm not one
of your ugly-ass rescue dogs.
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You wish you were!
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She treats those pit bulls
like royalty.
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Maybe you could give me
a belly rub.
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Ew.
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You're disgusting.
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Hey, man.
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You do know that nice guys
finish last, right?
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And where
do the dropouts finish?
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Oh, that's right.
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They end up working for daddy.
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Hey!
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Hey! I got my diploma!
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- Oh, yeah?
- No, Matthew!
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I-- I actually really
fucking hate-- - Yeah.
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Why do you keep
bringing up...
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♪ If you wonder
What I'm saying♪
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♪ Don't you keep me waiting♪
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♪ Like la, la, la♪
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♪ Da, da, du, du, du♪
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♪ Hey, here we go again♪
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♪ Falling from the sky
We got money in our hands, ha♪
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♪ Hey, do that dirty dance♪
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♪ We just live that life
You ain't seen nothing yet♪
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Oh my God, make it stop.
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♪ Ain't seen nothing yet♪
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♪ Happy birthday to Anita♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you♪
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♪ Ain't seen nothing yet♪
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♪ Ain't seen nothing yet♪
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♪ Hey, ain't seen nothing yet♪
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♪ Ey, ey
Ain't seen nothing yet♪
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♪ Hey, ain't seen nothing yet♪
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♪ Ey, ey
Ain't seen nothing yet♪
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It would be
a great birthday present.
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Please, give it--
Give it to me.
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Anita.
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Truth or dare?
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No, I don't trust you.
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- If you're scared,
just say truth. - Dare.
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I dare you to hook up
with Anita.
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No.
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What? It's hot.
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I'm not objectifying this
all for you.
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Come on.
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Just be a good girl.
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Don't I
get a say in this?
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It's my dad's
fucking summer house.
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For real?
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It's nothing
we didn't do in parties at college.
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Are you sure?
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I've done worse.
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Okay.
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My turn.
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Or what?
If I don't kiss you too, you'll kick me out?
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What the fuck? I was bluffing,
I didn't force you to do anything, did I?
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You know, one day you're gonna
say that shit
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to the wrong person
and you're gonna get cancelled.
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Fucking uncancellable, baby.
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What was that?
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I don't know, probably a bear.
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- A huge one.
- It was nothing.
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- No worries.
- You know, men kill more women than bears do.
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You know...
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he's probably waiting...
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the perfect moment...
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- to attack!
- Ah!
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Fuck!
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James...
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Maybe we should call the cops.
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And say what?
"There's a noise outside"?
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Stop being a dick to me!
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I'm the one that's gonna
go check it out, so if you think about it,
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I'm the fucking hero!
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See you.
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Do not fucking do that!
There are timers,
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and if you mess it up,
I'll fucking kill you!
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Put it back on.
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Fuck!
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- Do not do that.
- Aw...
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Did you get scared?
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- I could've killed you.
- Okay. Mm.
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What is it?
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James.
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I don't know.
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What?
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- More drinking games?
- This was just out there.
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And you brought it inside?
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- Absolutely.
- No, why?
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That's super creepy.
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Just sitting out there.
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What are you even
gonna do with it?
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I don't know, Anita, film shit?
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Maybe your parents
are swingers.
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Yeah, that could be hot.
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You want to watch the tape
with me?
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Does anything gross you out?
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I mean,
I can probably set it up.
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No,
I don't think we should play it.
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I mean, yeah, I don't have to.
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God, I didn't realize we
couldn't have any fun.
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You're such a dud, Anita.
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Why don't you just go home
and hide with your mommy?
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I have a really bad feeling,
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and I would rather not do this.
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OK.
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I was just joking.
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You want to have fun?
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Yeah, well, not all of us
have summer houses
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and parents we can joke about.
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You
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are being a bitch.
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So why don't we all
just calm down,
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sit on the couch and hope
that this tape
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is of my parents
having sex.
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Smile.
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You think because you have all
this nice stuff
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you can control us?
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None of us actually like you,
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James.
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We only want to hang out
with you because your parents are rich.
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What did you say?
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I said we only hang out with you
because your parents are rich.
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None of us like you.
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So it makes you happy to have
some creepy thing too?
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It is all yours.
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Asshole.
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Leave.
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I would like you to leave.
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Now.
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Now.
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I'm not, I'm not joking.
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I want you to fucking
leave my fucking house!
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Leave my fucking house!
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- These are my friends!
- Chill.
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- My fucking friends!
- Chill, man.
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- We've been drinking--
- You're mom's gonna die pretty soon!
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Don't you think she'll
be bummed out if that shit fucking happened?
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That's the best show.
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Fuck you.
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Well, fuck you.
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Fuck you!
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That was
like super fucked up, man.
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I was just trying
to have a bit of fun.
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Dude.
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You're seriously on her side?
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Matthew?
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Boo.
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You know that James was right.
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My mum probably is gonna die.
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You have no idea how hard I
worked her for her surgery.
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She's just still...
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not getting better.
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So I'm sorry if I can't...
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come out here and party and act
like everything's OK cause it's not fucking OK,
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Matthew.
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I'm glad you're here tonight.
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You're a good person.
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You're not selfish.
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Hey.
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I--
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You're like
the best person I know.
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Should have just stayed home.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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I have a fucking knife.
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Fuck!
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Fuck!
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Fuck!
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This is getting way too easy.
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I am sick of this
fucking jumpscare bullshit.
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Hey.
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You deserve a lot worse
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after what you said to Anita.
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- What about her?
- You really upset her.
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This is why you're in here,
to just piss me off?
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No, actually, to wash my face.
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You have your own bathroom.
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I also wanted to finish
our conversation.
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So you're here to apologize?
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Mhm.
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I've been a bad girl.
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So what do you want
to do about it?
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Hm?
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Um.
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Mhm.
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- Nice.
- I know.
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Melissa!
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Do not leave me here
with blue balls.
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Melissa.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hey, wake up.
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Anita.
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Anita.
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Melissa?
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Anita won't wake up.
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Melissa?
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Melissa.
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James!
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James, the girls won't wake up!
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James!
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James!
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Who the fuck are you?
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James!
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James!
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There's someone in the house!
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Guys?
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Guys?
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Guys!
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Matthew.
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Not you.
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- What the fuck?
- Oh my God.
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- Oh, fuck.
- Guys.
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OK.
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She sells seashells
by the seashore.
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Matthew?
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What the fuck?
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What the fuck's going on?
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It's not gonna fucking work.
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Ah! Fuck!
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Fuck! Fuck!
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Oh, what time is it?
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You did.
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Mhm.
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Hm.
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Hey guys.
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Excuse me?
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Excuse me, I, I think there must
be some kind of mix up.
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00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:11,830
Sir?
277
00:18:11,870 --> 00:18:12,870
Sir!
278
00:18:16,310 --> 00:18:17,180
You guys ready?
279
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,100
For what?
280
00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:22,280
Alright, then five, four, three.
281
00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:24,410
Two, one.
282
00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:25,760
I'm your host.
283
00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:30,460
Welcome back!
284
00:18:35,110 --> 00:18:36,160
I have sure missed you.
285
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,680
I hope you've missed me too.
286
00:18:37,940 --> 00:18:41,120
Uh, today we are back
with new contestants.
287
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,690
Let's meet them, shall we?
288
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:45,780
Well, first up,
we've got nerdy man Matt.
289
00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:48,340
Oh,
we've got Melissa the dog lover,
290
00:18:48,390 --> 00:18:51,960
and then we've got James,
and the giant bank account.
291
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,390
And last but not least,
we've got Anita.
292
00:18:54,610 --> 00:18:56,920
Muy bonita.
293
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,180
Let's give them
a big round of applause, shall we?
294
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:01,010
How does he know us?
295
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,140
Now.
296
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:07,020
I know this is
exciting because here you are
297
00:19:07,540 --> 00:19:08,320
on the show.
298
00:19:08,890 --> 00:19:09,890
What a dream.
299
00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:14,940
Let me out
of the fucking chains.
300
00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:16,940
Now this first round is
gonna be nice and easy.
301
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,640
We're just gonna play
a warm-up round, OK?
302
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:20,510
Simple.
303
00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:22,860
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
304
00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:25,340
And then you let us go, right?
305
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,040
Hey,
306
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:28,470
there's always a winner.
307
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,340
All right, you guys ready?
308
00:19:31,820 --> 00:19:33,430
All right, here, here we go.
309
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,310
Yes!
310
00:19:38,870 --> 00:19:40,270
It's so embarrassing.
311
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:41,220
I'm sorry.
312
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:43,570
God,
313
00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:45,270
uh, you know what, folks, uh,
314
00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:47,230
we're gonna be
right back after a short,
315
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,010
uh, commercial break.
316
00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:50,710
Uh,
317
00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:51,580
not to worry.
318
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:53,100
Be back in a jiffy.
319
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,720
Sorry, I'll be right back.
320
00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,890
God, I'm so forgetful.
321
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,590
Why is he calling us
contestants?
322
00:20:06,210 --> 00:20:07,640
Who the fuck was he talking to?
323
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,860
Stupid,
stupid, stupid.
324
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,520
He just got me
with a needle in the neck.
325
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,130
Think this could be a prank?
326
00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:19,390
For real, think about it.
327
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,870
This is like a set up
328
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,180
for some sort of like elaborate
prank, like a game show.
329
00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:27,140
- There's cameras,
so it's fucking-- - What kind of prank show
330
00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:29,050
kidnaps the participants
with poisoned needles?
331
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:31,190
I don't know,
something on TV.
332
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,630
One of you's in on it, right?
333
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:37,500
Who?
334
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,460
Matty, is it you?
335
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,240
- This is you.
This is so fucking epic. - It's not me, man.
336
00:20:43,420 --> 00:20:45,590
- It is you.
- I just said it's not fucking me!
337
00:20:45,770 --> 00:20:47,770
All right, calm down.
338
00:20:47,810 --> 00:20:49,290
OK, we've got to keep our cool,
339
00:20:49,730 --> 00:20:52,290
think straight,
and we can't start pointing fingers.
340
00:20:52,340 --> 00:20:54,470
Is it you, Melissa,
you fucking bitch?
341
00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:56,520
- This is fucking good.
- Shut the fuck up for a second.
342
00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,820
You know you're the only one
out of all of us who can afford this.
343
00:21:01,780 --> 00:21:05,050
OK, papers, scissors, shoot,
344
00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:07,960
rock, paper, scissor, shoot.
345
00:21:09,830 --> 00:21:10,660
OK.
346
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:18,760
And...
347
00:21:25,370 --> 00:21:26,720
Sorry about that, folks,
348
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,030
had a slight technical
difficulty,
349
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,110
but now it is time
350
00:21:30,810 --> 00:21:31,640
for the first round.
351
00:21:31,810 --> 00:21:32,990
Come on, come on.
352
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:33,990
Everybody hands in.
353
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,990
It is time for rock,
354
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,300
paper, scissors, shoot.
355
00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:41,690
You know the rules,
but here,
356
00:21:41,740 --> 00:21:43,170
we all go at the same time.
357
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,870
No, it's more fun that way.
It really is.
358
00:21:45,910 --> 00:21:47,220
OK.
359
00:21:47,260 --> 00:21:48,310
All right, here we go.
360
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:50,310
Uh, when I say ready and...
361
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:51,660
Ready.
362
00:21:51,830 --> 00:21:53,960
Rock, paper,
scissors, shoot.
363
00:21:54,010 --> 00:21:55,360
OK, good, good.
364
00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:58,800
Your paper and your rock
and well, you both are,
365
00:21:58,970 --> 00:22:01,230
um, well, you're both scissors,
so, um,
366
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:02,410
you know what, ladies first.
367
00:22:02,580 --> 00:22:03,540
You know I want to play.
368
00:22:03,710 --> 00:22:04,670
Gotta be kind.
369
00:22:04,850 --> 00:22:05,720
Got to be polite.
370
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:06,720
That's,
371
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,460
you know,
that's how we do it.
372
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:09,680
OK, so now.
373
00:22:10,070 --> 00:22:12,110
Anita, if you can beat me
374
00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:14,160
at rock, paper, scissors, shoot,
375
00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:15,770
then you get to pick your prize.
376
00:22:16,550 --> 00:22:17,730
Ready and...
377
00:22:18,290 --> 00:22:20,380
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
378
00:22:22,380 --> 00:22:23,470
OK, uh.
379
00:22:25,610 --> 00:22:26,430
I picked shoot.
380
00:22:26,650 --> 00:22:28,260
So that means you win
381
00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:29,960
because
I cheated and when you cheat,
382
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,350
you lose,
383
00:22:31,390 --> 00:22:33,480
so you get to pick your prize,
384
00:22:33,530 --> 00:22:35,090
scissors or shoot.
385
00:22:36,490 --> 00:22:37,660
Scissors or shoot?
386
00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:39,100
Scissors or shoot?
387
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:41,010
- Shoot.
- Good.
388
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:42,320
I like shoot, shoot's good,
that's good.
389
00:22:42,490 --> 00:22:44,060
That's, you know,
I would've picked shoot.
390
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,410
OK, good.
391
00:22:46,450 --> 00:22:49,150
Uh, shoot.
So now everybody hands back in,
392
00:22:49,190 --> 00:22:51,020
back in, always in, always in,
or else.
393
00:22:51,590 --> 00:22:53,110
OK, good, good, good, good.
394
00:22:53,150 --> 00:22:54,160
Paper.
395
00:22:54,810 --> 00:22:56,110
Now you just need to
come in a little bit more,
396
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:56,980
a little bit more.
397
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:00,200
You're paper, right,
so you are first.
398
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:01,210
Hold on.
399
00:23:02,470 --> 00:23:03,340
This is fun.
400
00:23:03,510 --> 00:23:04,770
OK, now, go like this.
401
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:07,390
- Just a little.
- Are you serious?
402
00:23:07,430 --> 00:23:08,780
Yeah,
just a little piece of paper.
403
00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:10,260
- Nice and wide.
- I don't want to.
404
00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:11,220
Just a little
piece of paper like this, ah.
405
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,220
Ah.
406
00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:13,780
Ah! Ah, little thing.
407
00:23:13,830 --> 00:23:16,310
Fuck!
408
00:23:16,350 --> 00:23:17,440
What the fuck?
409
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:18,960
You're, you're a rock.
410
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,570
Dude,
what the fuck was that?
411
00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:23,970
Matthew! Matthew!
412
00:23:24,010 --> 00:23:26,320
- No, dude, come on.
- Scissors, scissors.
413
00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:27,930
OK, that feels like real metal.
414
00:23:27,970 --> 00:23:29,100
It is.
415
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,640
Hey, hey!
Don't move, don't move.
416
00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:43,330
- Don't move, come right over.
- No, no!
417
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:44,470
- Stop!
- No, no!
418
00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:45,470
Everyone's a winner!
419
00:23:46,030 --> 00:23:47,900
Everyone's a winner!
420
00:23:47,950 --> 00:23:49,040
Please, please!
421
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,210
Everybody's a winner.
422
00:23:51,260 --> 00:23:52,560
Everybody's a winner.
423
00:23:52,610 --> 00:23:54,000
- Please!
- Rock...
424
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,300
- No, no!
- Paper...
425
00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:56,740
Scissors...
426
00:23:56,780 --> 00:23:58,520
- Shoot!
- Please, please!
427
00:23:59,870 --> 00:24:01,700
I, uh, picked the wrong gun.
428
00:24:02,620 --> 00:24:03,440
Aren't you lucky?
429
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,230
Ah!
430
00:24:08,930 --> 00:24:12,540
Let's give them a round
of applause, shall we?
431
00:24:41,090 --> 00:24:42,260
How long was I out?
432
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,270
A few hours?
433
00:24:44,310 --> 00:24:45,830
It's hard to tell time in here.
434
00:24:46,010 --> 00:24:48,310
James, can you please stop
fucking pacing?
435
00:24:52,670 --> 00:24:54,100
Why the fuck are we in here?
436
00:24:58,450 --> 00:24:59,280
I don't know.
437
00:25:00,630 --> 00:25:02,590
But we need some sort of plan
to get out.
438
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:03,630
Any ideas?
439
00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:04,980
I know my plan.
440
00:25:05,290 --> 00:25:06,510
No losing games.
441
00:25:06,550 --> 00:25:08,200
Yeah, but someone always loses.
442
00:25:08,420 --> 00:25:10,120
You got off pretty easy
last round.
443
00:25:10,860 --> 00:25:12,120
What?
Getting a concussion?
444
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,160
A concussion?
445
00:25:13,770 --> 00:25:15,080
I lost a fucking finger!
446
00:25:15,250 --> 00:25:16,080
Let's lay off.
447
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,430
Well, you got something
you want to say?
448
00:25:18,780 --> 00:25:19,950
Well,
I couldn't find you last night.
449
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,480
Isn't that suspicious?
450
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,520
Well, you're walking around
with all of us passed out,
451
00:25:23,570 --> 00:25:24,650
shady as fuck to me.
452
00:25:24,700 --> 00:25:26,260
Guys, just stop arguing.
453
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,270
I fucking suspect you too.
I suspect you.
454
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,660
This has got
nothing to do with me!
455
00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:30,620
I trust
456
00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:32,140
none of you!
457
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:36,580
Guys.
458
00:26:00,820 --> 00:26:02,040
What the fuck is that?
459
00:26:02,870 --> 00:26:03,650
It...
460
00:26:03,950 --> 00:26:05,780
is...
461
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:09,350
Wheel of Pain!
462
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,180
Please,
you don't have to do this.
463
00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:14,400
Just go.
464
00:26:15,310 --> 00:26:16,270
Oh, I get it.
465
00:26:16,790 --> 00:26:19,670
You know what, uh, yeah,
totally get it.
466
00:26:19,710 --> 00:26:21,230
Sometimes somebody does
something that's unfair,
467
00:26:21,450 --> 00:26:22,930
right, and selfish and--
468
00:26:25,410 --> 00:26:26,850
Well, because of that,
some other person
469
00:26:26,890 --> 00:26:28,280
does something
like bad
470
00:26:28,540 --> 00:26:31,070
and then someone else
gets hurt like real bad
471
00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:33,940
and like just a lot
and that's just,
472
00:26:34,110 --> 00:26:35,070
well, it's a cycle, right?
473
00:26:35,250 --> 00:26:37,070
It just happens over and over
474
00:26:37,250 --> 00:26:39,420
and over, that makes sense,
right?
475
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,600
I mean, that makes sense,
right?
476
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:42,640
You sad?
477
00:26:44,910 --> 00:26:45,780
Mm?
478
00:26:46,130 --> 00:26:47,520
I don't want to be here.
479
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:49,090
I don't want to be here either.
480
00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:51,830
I really don't.
481
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,050
But here sure we are.
482
00:26:58,750 --> 00:26:59,840
OK, I'll tell you what.
483
00:27:01,270 --> 00:27:02,400
I am...
484
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,800
I'm going to give three
of you a chance.
485
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:07,580
It's a bonus round.
486
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:09,450
To get out, right?
487
00:27:09,630 --> 00:27:10,450
No pain,
488
00:27:10,850 --> 00:27:11,720
no catch.
489
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,630
All you have to do is confess.
490
00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:15,810
Well, the other three
491
00:27:16,420 --> 00:27:17,940
can just walk
right out that door.
492
00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:20,420
It's a chance that I never got,
493
00:27:20,460 --> 00:27:21,640
but you got it there.
494
00:27:22,990 --> 00:27:24,690
The worst thing
495
00:27:24,730 --> 00:27:25,470
you
496
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,260
ever did
497
00:27:28,300 --> 00:27:29,170
or die.
498
00:27:36,130 --> 00:27:37,610
Starting with James.
499
00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:38,920
Worst thing he ever did.
500
00:27:39,310 --> 00:27:40,790
No fucking way, man,
I don't wanna play.
501
00:27:43,270 --> 00:27:44,180
The worst thing you ever did.
502
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:45,490
Or I'll crush your testicles.
503
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,630
Alright, I, I,
I was in a car crash.
504
00:27:53,670 --> 00:27:55,720
I was in a fucking car crash,
but my dad took the blame,
505
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,020
so it wasn't even like a DUI.
506
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,720
My name wasn't even
fucking on it,
507
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,160
so it's like it never fucking
happened, right?
508
00:28:00,330 --> 00:28:02,590
That's no fucking
big fucking deal, OK?
509
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:03,590
That's no big deal,
510
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:04,510
is it?
511
00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:08,820
- There's more!
- She died.
512
00:28:08,990 --> 00:28:12,170
I fucking ran a red light
and T-boned her and she fucking died.
513
00:28:12,210 --> 00:28:13,000
I left her.
514
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:15,960
Say her name.
515
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,700
- Say her name!
- You fucking asshole!
516
00:28:18,220 --> 00:28:19,920
You fucking asshole!
517
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,960
- I don't know her name!
- It is your fucking fault!
518
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,220
- I don't know her name!
- You're fucking useless!
519
00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:25,790
- You know!
- Ashley!
520
00:28:25,970 --> 00:28:27,580
- Ashley, her name was Ashley.
- Yeah.
521
00:28:28,490 --> 00:28:31,840
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
522
00:28:32,410 --> 00:28:36,240
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
523
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,590
Wait.
524
00:28:37,630 --> 00:28:38,460
Anita.
525
00:28:40,370 --> 00:28:41,150
Worst thing you ever did?
526
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:45,380
Worst thing you ever did?
527
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:51,950
Say it.
528
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:53,380
Come on.
529
00:28:54,690 --> 00:28:55,470
Anita.
530
00:28:56,300 --> 00:28:57,820
It's OK, OK? It's OK.
531
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:58,820
It's you.
532
00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:00,480
Mm.
533
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,520
To pay for my mom's surgery...
534
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:04,790
I, um...
535
00:29:05,870 --> 00:29:07,270
I...
536
00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:08,140
Um...
537
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,620
I, I made an adult web page.
538
00:29:14,010 --> 00:29:14,840
Mhm.
539
00:29:16,060 --> 00:29:17,280
Go on, go on, go on.
540
00:29:18,540 --> 00:29:19,890
And I'm sorry that I did it.
541
00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:23,020
But,
but I wish I'd never done it.
542
00:29:24,070 --> 00:29:25,200
You shouldn't, don't be sorry.
543
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:26,900
Don't be sorry. You know why?
544
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:32,510
Good guy.
545
00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:34,560
Your turn.
546
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:35,860
Go.
547
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:36,780
Go on.
548
00:29:37,170 --> 00:29:37,990
What?
549
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:39,820
I scam people online.
550
00:29:41,300 --> 00:29:42,130
Yeah.
551
00:29:44,910 --> 00:29:46,920
I watched
what all you guys did online.
552
00:29:47,130 --> 00:29:47,920
I can't hear you.
553
00:29:49,660 --> 00:29:51,490
I got greedy, OK?
I got greedy.
554
00:29:53,490 --> 00:29:56,010
Tricked an old couple into
giving me their identity.
555
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:58,620
That...
556
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,190
I didn't even get the money.
557
00:30:01,230 --> 00:30:02,670
It was an accident, OK?
558
00:30:02,710 --> 00:30:03,890
Just went into a block chain.
559
00:30:17,730 --> 00:30:19,950
Now you...
560
00:30:19,990 --> 00:30:22,600
I bet you did
something real bad.
561
00:30:23,820 --> 00:30:24,650
Didn't you?
562
00:30:25,260 --> 00:30:26,040
Huh?
563
00:30:26,690 --> 00:30:28,220
- Go ahead.
- I don't want to.
564
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:30,350
Please?
565
00:30:30,650 --> 00:30:31,530
For me?
566
00:30:31,790 --> 00:30:32,610
Huh?
567
00:30:33,350 --> 00:30:34,530
Tell us.
568
00:30:34,570 --> 00:30:35,660
We all want to hear, right?
569
00:30:35,830 --> 00:30:36,700
Come on.
570
00:30:36,750 --> 00:30:37,530
Tell us.
571
00:30:37,710 --> 00:30:40,100
OK, I, I did
572
00:30:40,580 --> 00:30:41,540
business with
573
00:30:42,140 --> 00:30:44,150
bad people to raise
enough money to
574
00:30:44,190 --> 00:30:46,410
keep the pit bull
rescue shelter open.
575
00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:49,760
Fuck!
576
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:54,550
OK, there's more to it.
577
00:30:56,420 --> 00:30:57,420
We got a call
578
00:30:58,290 --> 00:31:00,080
about a guy
579
00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:02,770
who had a violent pit bull
with cuts all over it,
580
00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:03,860
and when we went
to check it out,
581
00:31:03,910 --> 00:31:06,950
he had his dogs
582
00:31:07,690 --> 00:31:09,780
for fighting, for dog fighting.
583
00:31:11,610 --> 00:31:15,350
We needed the money,
so when we had dogs we couldn't get homes for,
584
00:31:16,790 --> 00:31:18,660
we sold them to him.
585
00:31:18,700 --> 00:31:20,050
What the fuck, Melissa?
586
00:31:20,790 --> 00:31:22,530
They would
have been put down anyway.
587
00:31:23,930 --> 00:31:25,840
There were so many,
he paid a lot for them.
588
00:31:26,010 --> 00:31:26,840
Was there a winner?
589
00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:29,150
Ding, ding, ding!
590
00:31:31,630 --> 00:31:32,460
Just kidding.
591
00:31:33,110 --> 00:31:34,240
Just kidding.
592
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:38,160
You should see
the look on your face.
593
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,030
Boink.
594
00:31:43,030 --> 00:31:45,210
That was so fun.
595
00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:47,080
OK.
596
00:31:52,300 --> 00:31:53,260
But uh...
597
00:31:55,740 --> 00:31:57,260
Yeah, one of you, uh,
598
00:31:57,790 --> 00:31:59,090
didn't tell the whole truth.
599
00:32:01,180 --> 00:32:02,700
Who, who was it?
600
00:32:03,830 --> 00:32:05,310
Would you let them go anyway?
601
00:32:09,060 --> 00:32:09,880
Not now.
602
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:11,630
Because now...
603
00:32:12,710 --> 00:32:13,540
It's...
604
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:15,060
Time...
605
00:32:15,890 --> 00:32:17,070
For...
606
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,550
Wheel of Pain!
607
00:32:22,940 --> 00:32:23,810
Woo!
608
00:32:23,850 --> 00:32:24,810
So.
609
00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:26,770
Eeny, Meeny,
610
00:32:26,950 --> 00:32:28,950
Miney, Moe.
611
00:32:28,990 --> 00:32:30,640
Melissa! Come on down.
612
00:32:30,690 --> 00:32:31,780
Let's play Wheel of Pain.
613
00:32:32,170 --> 00:32:34,000
I'll release the chain and...
614
00:32:37,430 --> 00:32:38,780
That's it. Pull on the chain.
615
00:32:41,310 --> 00:32:42,130
Come on.
616
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:44,880
Come on, isn't this exciting?
617
00:32:45,140 --> 00:32:46,440
Now this
618
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:48,530
is the famous Wheel of Pain.
619
00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:49,970
All you have to do...
620
00:32:52,490 --> 00:32:53,970
Is spin it as hard as you can.
621
00:32:54,150 --> 00:32:55,580
Wherever it lands,
that's the game you get to play.
622
00:32:57,060 --> 00:32:58,110
I just spin it?
623
00:32:58,150 --> 00:32:59,280
Yes, you just spin it.
624
00:33:03,370 --> 00:33:04,200
That's right.
625
00:33:06,990 --> 00:33:08,510
Wheel of Pain!
Wherever it lands,
626
00:33:08,550 --> 00:33:10,550
that's the game you get to play.
627
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,290
Whoo, that's great. Good.
628
00:33:12,340 --> 00:33:13,170
What does it mean?
629
00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:18,130
Please step right up here
for the studio audience.
630
00:33:18,170 --> 00:33:19,170
Oh please, right here.
631
00:33:20,090 --> 00:33:21,000
Melissa?
632
00:33:21,910 --> 00:33:24,830
Look through the viewfinder
and hold it. There we go.
633
00:33:24,870 --> 00:33:27,180
Hold it up so that you can
see the photos in there.
634
00:33:27,220 --> 00:33:30,050
Now all you have to do
is correctly identify
635
00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:33,140
the three famous cities
in the photographs and you win.
636
00:33:33,190 --> 00:33:34,190
If you can't,
637
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,190
well, uh, all right, please,
638
00:33:37,230 --> 00:33:39,500
name the first city.
639
00:33:43,540 --> 00:33:45,020
It's a photo of Paris.
640
00:33:45,070 --> 00:33:47,200
Is it Paris?
641
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,770
Ding, very good.
642
00:33:49,030 --> 00:33:50,940
Now,
go ahead and click the lever
643
00:33:50,990 --> 00:33:52,810
to advance to the next photo.
644
00:33:56,510 --> 00:33:59,340
- Uh, New York.
- Is it New York?
645
00:34:01,130 --> 00:34:02,260
Great!
646
00:34:02,430 --> 00:34:03,520
And next.
647
00:34:09,790 --> 00:34:11,220
Uh, this is a famous city.
648
00:34:11,270 --> 00:34:13,010
- I don't know.
- It's famous to someone.
649
00:34:13,310 --> 00:34:14,840
Three, two...
650
00:34:15,530 --> 00:34:16,320
Uh, Philadelphia.
651
00:34:17,580 --> 00:34:19,010
Is it Philadelphia?
652
00:34:19,190 --> 00:34:20,620
Aw!
653
00:34:20,670 --> 00:34:22,280
Oh, I'm sorry, Melissa.
654
00:34:22,450 --> 00:34:24,240
The correct answer was Akron,
655
00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:25,930
Akron, Ohio.
656
00:34:26,190 --> 00:34:27,590
Uh, game over.
657
00:34:28,330 --> 00:34:29,680
You're not gonna like this.
658
00:34:30,020 --> 00:34:31,420
That's not fair!
659
00:34:31,590 --> 00:34:32,900
You have to give her
another chance!
660
00:34:33,380 --> 00:34:34,860
Another chance, man.
661
00:34:35,550 --> 00:34:36,380
Please.
662
00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:40,080
Please, just one more shot.
663
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:40,950
Please.
664
00:34:42,250 --> 00:34:43,300
One last chance.
665
00:34:47,130 --> 00:34:48,520
And...
666
00:34:48,780 --> 00:34:49,610
click
667
00:34:49,870 --> 00:34:50,960
the lever.
668
00:34:55,830 --> 00:34:56,700
Ah!
669
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:04,930
Ah! Woo!
670
00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:06,410
Oh, who else wants to play?
671
00:35:06,630 --> 00:35:08,110
Let me help her, man,
please.
672
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,370
Let's try and win you a prize.
673
00:35:10,410 --> 00:35:11,330
You want to spin it?
674
00:35:11,630 --> 00:35:12,460
No!
675
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,630
You're a fucking psycho!
676
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:15,460
James!
677
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,720
I'll spin it for you.
678
00:35:17,900 --> 00:35:19,550
You know what, actually,
I really enjoy spinning it.
679
00:35:19,810 --> 00:35:20,900
My favorite part.
680
00:35:30,220 --> 00:35:31,040
Perfect!
681
00:35:31,430 --> 00:35:32,780
My favorite.
682
00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:35,090
Help me, please!
683
00:35:35,260 --> 00:35:36,480
Don't be rude,
you had your turn!
684
00:35:36,660 --> 00:35:38,350
All right, here's the game.
685
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,050
It's the whole game, right?
I gotta unchain you.
686
00:35:40,090 --> 00:35:41,490
I force you to run back
and forth across the room,
687
00:35:41,660 --> 00:35:43,920
you run too fast,
like throw you,
688
00:35:43,970 --> 00:35:45,930
and um, you know,
it's a whole process.
689
00:35:45,970 --> 00:35:48,100
Yeah, I know,
fucking unchain me, man.
690
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:49,410
Let's play.
691
00:35:49,450 --> 00:35:50,670
That sounds fucking awesome.
692
00:35:50,710 --> 00:35:52,240
Here's the thing.
693
00:35:52,410 --> 00:35:53,930
I don't like you
because you talk too much,
694
00:35:53,980 --> 00:35:56,150
so, um, let, let's flip for it.
695
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,940
OK. See if you win or if I win,
OK?
696
00:35:58,980 --> 00:35:59,810
You up for it?
697
00:36:00,330 --> 00:36:01,460
Fuck, whatever,
698
00:36:01,510 --> 00:36:02,680
flip your fucking coin.
699
00:36:02,730 --> 00:36:04,250
OK, good, good.
700
00:36:04,420 --> 00:36:05,640
Got a coin?
701
00:36:06,770 --> 00:36:07,770
Alright, fine, fine.
702
00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:09,380
We'll use my coin.
703
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,080
Just tired of losing quarters,
704
00:36:11,130 --> 00:36:12,610
you know,
every time I play this game,
705
00:36:12,650 --> 00:36:13,480
I lose a coin.
706
00:36:13,650 --> 00:36:14,480
So all right.
707
00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:17,570
Call it.
708
00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:18,610
That's...
709
00:36:18,650 --> 00:36:20,310
Fuck yeah, fuck you.
710
00:36:20,570 --> 00:36:22,220
Was really looking forward
to killing you with this drill.
711
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:24,180
All right.
712
00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:26,620
Take that.
713
00:36:27,140 --> 00:36:29,540
- Take it, take it!
- No, no.
714
00:36:29,710 --> 00:36:31,970
- Right there. Alright,
what I want you to do... - No, no.
715
00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:32,840
Just take it!
716
00:36:34,190 --> 00:36:35,020
Squeeze right there.
717
00:36:36,190 --> 00:36:38,330
That thing goes bzz
to that guy, OK?
718
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:40,500
Now you put it into his ear
and you push it through the other side,
719
00:36:40,550 --> 00:36:43,940
- and go, go, go.
- No, I'm not gonna do it!
720
00:36:44,110 --> 00:36:46,900
Then I will fucking
drill him myself and then I'll drill Melissa
721
00:36:46,940 --> 00:36:51,560
and then I'll fucking drill
James and I'll fucking bury you in the goddamn cross.
722
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:55,040
- Just drill his ear.
- I'd never do this to you. I'd never hurt you.
723
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:56,130
I will give you some urgency.
724
00:36:56,690 --> 00:36:57,780
I'll undo your chain.
725
00:36:57,820 --> 00:36:58,740
There you go.
726
00:36:58,780 --> 00:37:00,040
Now, all right,
727
00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:01,480
I'm gonna give you some
urgencies,
728
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,220
all right, and 20.
729
00:37:04,270 --> 00:37:06,050
- 19, 18...
- I can't.
730
00:37:06,220 --> 00:37:08,360
- I can't, I can't do it.
- 17, 16.
731
00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:09,920
I can't!
732
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:11,580
No, I can't!
733
00:37:11,750 --> 00:37:14,360
- I'd never hurt you.
- Ten, nine...
734
00:37:14,410 --> 00:37:16,190
Now! Oh my God, seven.
735
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,060
- Six, five...
- Are you seriously gonna do this?
736
00:37:19,410 --> 00:37:21,200
Four, three...
737
00:37:21,980 --> 00:37:23,460
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
738
00:37:23,630 --> 00:37:24,850
Please, please!
739
00:37:33,770 --> 00:37:35,860
That's my only drill!
740
00:37:36,910 --> 00:37:39,000
I bailed all on this!
741
00:37:39,170 --> 00:37:42,430
Where am I
gonna get another drill?
742
00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:44,830
You broke the rules!
743
00:37:49,570 --> 00:37:51,050
I'm sorry.
744
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:18,380
OK.
745
00:38:19,730 --> 00:38:20,520
OK.
746
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:22,430
OK. All right.
747
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:25,300
You know what we'll do.
748
00:38:38,530 --> 00:38:40,320
For the elimination round.
749
00:38:43,230 --> 00:38:44,100
OK.
750
00:38:44,450 --> 00:38:45,280
OK.
751
00:38:46,980 --> 00:38:48,370
I wonder what time it is.
752
00:38:49,890 --> 00:38:50,810
Why does that matter?
753
00:38:53,420 --> 00:38:55,330
I'm hungry.
754
00:38:55,380 --> 00:38:56,810
I can eat some candy.
755
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,380
I could kill pizza.
756
00:38:59,030 --> 00:38:59,900
I just miss food.
757
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:01,510
You miss food.
758
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,210
- I like it.
- You're fucking insane.
759
00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:06,340
No, I like to eat.
760
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,130
My dad's taking me out
for dinner on Tuesday.
761
00:39:11,350 --> 00:39:12,220
Nice.
762
00:39:13,390 --> 00:39:15,570
I've not seen him
for like a month.
763
00:39:16,350 --> 00:39:17,440
That'll be really nice.
764
00:39:26,020 --> 00:39:26,930
OK, we're back.
765
00:39:26,970 --> 00:39:28,500
Come on, get up, get up.
766
00:39:28,540 --> 00:39:29,670
Anita, come on,
we're back in like three.
767
00:39:29,850 --> 00:39:30,760
Come on!
768
00:39:31,410 --> 00:39:32,940
OK, yeah, that's good.
769
00:39:33,110 --> 00:39:34,370
James, come on.
770
00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:36,500
Here we go, there we go.
771
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,590
And three, two...
772
00:39:41,070 --> 00:39:43,030
Welcome back, folks.
773
00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:44,900
Uh, what a game so far, huh?
774
00:39:44,950 --> 00:39:46,300
You know what,
let's give our contestants
775
00:39:46,340 --> 00:39:48,910
a big round of applause,
shall we?
776
00:39:50,870 --> 00:39:53,220
You know what,
give yourselves a round of applause.
777
00:39:53,780 --> 00:39:55,390
That's it, James. That's it.
778
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:57,870
Applaud, applaud.
779
00:39:58,050 --> 00:40:00,270
Applaud, applaud, applaud.
780
00:40:00,310 --> 00:40:01,490
Nice.
781
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:03,970
You know what?
This next round is gonna be just
782
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:08,190
a little bit different
and I am so excited.
783
00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:11,320
One question.
784
00:40:12,980 --> 00:40:13,720
Everyone answer,
785
00:40:13,890 --> 00:40:15,460
high score wins.
786
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,850
Now we asked 100 people
787
00:40:17,890 --> 00:40:20,240
to name a body part
that aches.
788
00:40:21,770 --> 00:40:24,290
If you can guess
the body part that they said
789
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:25,600
aches the most,
790
00:40:25,770 --> 00:40:26,550
you win.
791
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,600
Matthew, body part that aches.
792
00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:32,600
I can tell from recent
experience, head.
793
00:40:33,780 --> 00:40:35,650
What? I'm sorry,
I can't hear you.
794
00:40:40,260 --> 00:40:43,660
Uh, next up is
our favorite pirate, Melissa.
795
00:40:44,750 --> 00:40:46,270
All that pain
in your feisty life,
796
00:40:46,970 --> 00:40:49,400
should be easy for you to
name a body part that aches.
797
00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:50,400
My knees.
798
00:40:51,540 --> 00:40:53,760
I know mine ache
from standing here
799
00:40:54,060 --> 00:40:55,930
listening
to your bullshit games.
800
00:40:57,060 --> 00:40:59,370
You need a body part.
Anita, your answer, please.
801
00:40:59,410 --> 00:41:00,980
Give me a second.
I'm-- I'm flanking.
802
00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:02,370
Tick tock, tick tock.
803
00:41:02,420 --> 00:41:03,500
Time's almost up. Answer.
804
00:41:03,550 --> 00:41:04,640
Stomach, stomach.
805
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,330
- Good answer.
- OK.
806
00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:07,250
Finally.
807
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:08,940
Let's see,
808
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:10,730
who should be next?
809
00:41:10,770 --> 00:41:12,250
I don't know,
I can't quite put my...
810
00:41:12,730 --> 00:41:14,780
finger on it.
811
00:41:14,820 --> 00:41:17,080
I know my muscles are gonna ache
when I beat the shit out of you.
812
00:41:18,390 --> 00:41:19,740
Oh.
813
00:41:23,740 --> 00:41:25,830
Yeah,
you know what I would have said?
814
00:41:26,140 --> 00:41:27,700
I would have said neck.
815
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,010
You know why?
816
00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:33,750
Cause you all were
a fucking pain in my neck!
817
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,840
All right, let's find out
who lost, shall we?
818
00:41:38,410 --> 00:41:39,240
Uh,
819
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:43,540
31 people said,
820
00:41:43,590 --> 00:41:45,150
hey, congratulations, man.
821
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,460
22 said muscles.
822
00:41:48,420 --> 00:41:49,250
Didn't lose.
823
00:41:49,810 --> 00:41:51,940
Oh, and ding ding.
824
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,600
None said
825
00:41:54,770 --> 00:41:55,560
neck.
826
00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:57,250
Neck.
827
00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:58,910
I'm safe.
828
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:00,610
And ooh,
829
00:42:00,780 --> 00:42:02,170
just under the wire.
830
00:42:03,430 --> 00:42:04,300
Melissa.
831
00:42:05,130 --> 00:42:07,130
Congratulations.
Three said feet.
832
00:42:07,870 --> 00:42:09,610
But
833
00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:11,310
it would appear as though
I am out of cards,
834
00:42:11,530 --> 00:42:12,830
which means no one
835
00:42:14,180 --> 00:42:14,970
said stomach,
836
00:42:15,140 --> 00:42:16,270
I am so
837
00:42:17,010 --> 00:42:18,450
not sorry, Anita.
838
00:42:19,580 --> 00:42:20,800
You lose.
839
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,580
Wait, that didn't equal 100.
840
00:42:27,850 --> 00:42:29,290
So this is kind of embarrassing.
841
00:42:29,590 --> 00:42:31,240
Oh yeah, oh,
842
00:42:31,420 --> 00:42:33,290
I got 23, uh, said stomach.
843
00:42:34,380 --> 00:42:35,470
So
844
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:37,770
Melissa,
845
00:42:38,510 --> 00:42:41,080
this just isn't working out well
for you today.
846
00:42:45,390 --> 00:42:46,690
Did I ever tell you guys
847
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,830
that this room has
a hydraulic press?
848
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:50,790
Neat,
849
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:51,960
check it out.
850
00:42:53,350 --> 00:42:54,180
Now.
851
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:56,840
OK, it is uh...
852
00:42:58,310 --> 00:43:01,100
They just like let anybody
who lives here now use it.
853
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:05,800
Thing's like really slow.
854
00:43:12,110 --> 00:43:12,940
No.
855
00:43:17,730 --> 00:43:18,600
No!
856
00:43:18,990 --> 00:43:20,990
No!
857
00:43:23,340 --> 00:43:24,600
Nothing can stop it.
858
00:43:25,730 --> 00:43:26,910
Please,
you don't have to do this!
859
00:43:26,950 --> 00:43:28,390
Yes, I do. OK? It's the game.
860
00:43:28,430 --> 00:43:30,300
It's how you play the game.
861
00:43:30,350 --> 00:43:31,650
You could have killed us
already and you haven't.
862
00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:33,830
Everyone is going
to denounce you!
863
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:36,830
Please!
864
00:43:37,140 --> 00:43:38,180
Oh my God.
865
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:45,190
Thank you, God.
866
00:43:45,930 --> 00:43:46,750
Damn it.
867
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,240
All right, all right.
868
00:43:50,410 --> 00:43:52,720
Looks like we've got
a bonus round.
869
00:43:53,110 --> 00:43:55,110
I will let you
870
00:43:55,150 --> 00:43:55,980
go.
871
00:43:56,460 --> 00:43:57,290
Yeah,
872
00:43:57,720 --> 00:43:58,680
someone swaps.
873
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:00,900
Now they will die.
874
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:03,730
But uh,
875
00:44:04,730 --> 00:44:06,380
you'll get out alive.
876
00:44:06,430 --> 00:44:07,380
You get to leave.
877
00:44:08,690 --> 00:44:09,520
OK?
878
00:44:10,300 --> 00:44:11,260
Let's see.
879
00:44:11,300 --> 00:44:12,130
Matthew?
880
00:44:12,740 --> 00:44:13,780
Well, um...
881
00:44:15,300 --> 00:44:17,130
Will you take Melissa's place?
882
00:44:17,180 --> 00:44:17,960
Please.
883
00:44:20,050 --> 00:44:21,350
I'm sorry.
884
00:44:22,620 --> 00:44:24,310
Anita, look at me.
885
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:25,840
What about you? Come on,
886
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:27,580
you're the one that asked
to spare her.
887
00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:31,490
You screamed it.
I heard you, you were...
888
00:44:32,630 --> 00:44:34,890
I love you, Melissa.
I love you so much.
889
00:44:38,370 --> 00:44:39,200
I'm sorry.
890
00:44:40,030 --> 00:44:41,720
James,
switch with your special friend.
891
00:44:42,590 --> 00:44:44,510
Look, you're gonna die in here.
892
00:44:47,470 --> 00:44:48,770
Die now, save her.
893
00:44:54,820 --> 00:44:55,910
I'm sorry, Melissa.
894
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,790
Looks like your good friends
have only so much good in them.
895
00:45:05,660 --> 00:45:08,440
Um, any final words
for the folks at home?
896
00:45:11,490 --> 00:45:13,360
Please no, please!
897
00:45:57,450 --> 00:45:58,280
OK.
898
00:46:39,710 --> 00:46:41,190
No!
899
00:46:41,230 --> 00:46:42,580
You said...
900
00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:49,200
That everyone's got
good in them.
901
00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:50,760
Remember that? You said that.
902
00:46:51,370 --> 00:46:52,200
Yeah,
903
00:46:52,550 --> 00:46:53,550
everyone's got
904
00:46:54,030 --> 00:46:55,330
bad in them too.
905
00:46:56,070 --> 00:46:56,900
Hm.
906
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:02,300
Everyone's got
907
00:47:02,340 --> 00:47:03,340
bad in them too.
908
00:47:26,630 --> 00:47:27,450
Mhm.
909
00:47:31,150 --> 00:47:32,810
All right,
let's do another one.
910
00:47:53,390 --> 00:47:54,220
Fuck!
911
00:47:55,390 --> 00:47:56,220
James.
912
00:47:57,090 --> 00:47:57,880
James.
913
00:47:59,140 --> 00:47:59,920
James.
914
00:48:01,270 --> 00:48:02,970
It's not gonna fucking work, OK?
915
00:48:03,140 --> 00:48:05,530
We're all gonna die in here.
916
00:48:05,580 --> 00:48:07,710
Oh fuck,
I gotta fucking try something.
917
00:48:07,750 --> 00:48:09,190
I'm not fucking
ending up like that.
918
00:48:11,890 --> 00:48:12,760
Fuck!
919
00:48:16,550 --> 00:48:17,460
What was that sound?
920
00:48:20,110 --> 00:48:21,120
You fucking hear that?
921
00:48:21,990 --> 00:48:22,900
I don't know.
922
00:48:35,650 --> 00:48:37,610
Here's another one
of your fucking games?
923
00:48:43,140 --> 00:48:43,960
It's gonna be okay.
924
00:48:52,890 --> 00:48:56,240
Please, please, please!
925
00:49:23,220 --> 00:49:23,960
I'm sorry.
926
00:49:24,530 --> 00:49:25,350
I'm sorry.
927
00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:45,550
Showtime.
928
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,080
No, no! No!
929
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:02,090
Please!
930
00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:27,940
Why the fuck do I feel
like I know that guy?
931
00:50:30,980 --> 00:50:31,900
Huh?
932
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:35,510
You know,
933
00:50:35,550 --> 00:50:36,380
don't you?
934
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:47,390
You knew I was lying the whole
time because you stalked my internet,
935
00:50:47,700 --> 00:50:49,050
and you know
I don't have a porn page.
936
00:50:50,220 --> 00:50:51,400
What's she talking about?
937
00:50:52,570 --> 00:50:54,490
She used to work
on the Barry Miller show,
938
00:50:57,270 --> 00:50:58,270
right before...
939
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:01,840
Fuck you.
940
00:51:05,890 --> 00:51:06,720
You.
941
00:51:14,940 --> 00:51:16,810
You've,
you've killed Melissa.
942
00:51:17,860 --> 00:51:19,160
You fucking doomed us all.
943
00:51:19,340 --> 00:51:20,380
I fucking
944
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:21,340
knew!
945
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:23,210
You were in on this.
946
00:51:23,250 --> 00:51:24,600
She's not in on anything.
947
00:51:24,650 --> 00:51:26,870
Then what the fuck happened?
948
00:51:28,690 --> 00:51:29,780
What happened?
949
00:51:30,610 --> 00:51:32,610
Why am I gonna die
because of you?
950
00:51:44,490 --> 00:51:45,490
Uh-huh!
951
00:51:45,890 --> 00:51:47,930
I'm your host, Barry Miller.
952
00:51:47,970 --> 00:51:49,980
Thank you for joining us
tonight on Wheel of Games,
953
00:51:50,020 --> 00:51:51,280
where there's always a winner.
954
00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:53,240
Next up, the Nightly News.
955
00:51:55,850 --> 00:51:57,810
Breaking news.
956
00:51:57,850 --> 00:52:00,640
Talk show host Colin Piper
has been acquitted of all
957
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:04,600
sexual assault charges.
After only one day in court,
958
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:07,120
the alleged victims
have withdrawn their testimonies.
959
00:52:07,170 --> 00:52:08,780
Can you fucking believe this?
960
00:52:08,820 --> 00:52:10,170
That monster
just gets to go free.
961
00:52:10,390 --> 00:52:11,560
I guess they paid everyone off.
962
00:52:11,950 --> 00:52:13,170
That happens all the time.
963
00:52:13,220 --> 00:52:14,960
Do you think maybe it's possible
964
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,480
that he didn't actually do
anything?
965
00:52:17,660 --> 00:52:19,750
Like maybe it went to court
and then they figured out
966
00:52:19,790 --> 00:52:21,310
that he didn't do it.
967
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:23,010
I know one of the girls
that came forward.
968
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:24,580
Guess what?
969
00:52:24,620 --> 00:52:27,100
She's driving a luxury SUV.
970
00:52:28,230 --> 00:52:29,450
No joke, I swear to God.
971
00:52:30,060 --> 00:52:31,970
You know that screams
money cover up.
972
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:34,330
Now these companies
love to get rid of old creeps
973
00:52:34,370 --> 00:52:36,150
to save the channel
from looking bad.
974
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:39,770
So I heard Barry's a predator.
975
00:52:39,810 --> 00:52:40,810
What?
976
00:52:40,850 --> 00:52:41,940
Whoever reports him,
977
00:52:42,510 --> 00:52:44,420
six-figure payday easy.
978
00:52:46,380 --> 00:52:48,210
You know,
I bet you could afford that surgery for your mom.
979
00:52:48,730 --> 00:52:50,340
I don't think
it works like that.
980
00:52:51,430 --> 00:52:52,130
Hey, guys.
981
00:52:53,470 --> 00:52:54,300
Stop it.
982
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:56,560
Stop it. All right, come on.
983
00:53:00,090 --> 00:53:01,400
You know,
he grabbed me once,
984
00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:03,920
and since I don't play
along with that shit,
985
00:53:04,180 --> 00:53:06,050
I didn't get promoted.
Shocker.
986
00:53:06,230 --> 00:53:08,050
I'm really sorry
that happened to you, Rebecca.
987
00:53:08,750 --> 00:53:09,710
It must have been awful.
988
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:12,280
She's lying.
989
00:53:13,630 --> 00:53:14,540
Am I?
990
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:16,580
Hey, guys, uh...
991
00:53:16,630 --> 00:53:18,110
Great show so far, huh?
992
00:53:18,150 --> 00:53:20,020
Yeah, definitely.
993
00:53:20,070 --> 00:53:21,890
I wanted to thank you guys
for doing such a wonderful job
994
00:53:21,940 --> 00:53:24,770
on the show and to let you
know that you know we really
995
00:53:25,550 --> 00:53:28,990
appreciate our amazing crew
because the show would fall apart without you guys.
996
00:53:29,990 --> 00:53:32,770
Oh, also,
and probably most importantly,
997
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:35,340
a little birdie told
me something about you.
998
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:38,170
One, two, three, four.
999
00:53:38,220 --> 00:53:41,390
♪ Happy birthday to you♪
1000
00:53:41,910 --> 00:53:45,130
♪ Happy birthday to you♪
1001
00:53:45,180 --> 00:53:48,880
♪ Happy birthday, Anita♪
1002
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:52,270
♪ Happy birthday to you♪
1003
00:53:54,060 --> 00:53:55,490
Thank you so much, thank you.
1004
00:53:55,540 --> 00:53:57,280
I honestly didn't have any idea
1005
00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:59,020
you even knew who I was.
1006
00:53:59,670 --> 00:54:01,500
Oh, we all know who you are
because you're doing a great job.
1007
00:54:01,720 --> 00:54:02,760
Happy birthday.
1008
00:54:03,330 --> 00:54:05,200
Hey, please stop touching her.
1009
00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:07,510
- She doesn't want that.
- I'm--
1010
00:54:07,550 --> 00:54:09,290
Stop touching women,
1011
00:54:09,330 --> 00:54:10,640
- OK? Stop.
- I...
1012
00:54:11,990 --> 00:54:12,860
Look, I, um,
1013
00:54:13,420 --> 00:54:14,600
no, I mean, I,
1014
00:54:14,770 --> 00:54:16,430
I was just saying thank you.
1015
00:54:16,470 --> 00:54:18,120
I'm sorry, you know, for that,
1016
00:54:18,390 --> 00:54:19,080
um.
1017
00:54:19,470 --> 00:54:20,210
Happy birthday.
1018
00:54:20,390 --> 00:54:22,000
Uh, I gotta get back
1019
00:54:22,170 --> 00:54:23,520
and start
prepping for the afternoon show.
1020
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:24,740
We'll see you guys out there.
1021
00:54:25,130 --> 00:54:26,180
And remember,
1022
00:54:26,650 --> 00:54:27,740
everyone's a winner.
1023
00:54:28,130 --> 00:54:29,310
All right, see you guys.
1024
00:54:30,180 --> 00:54:32,050
See you guys out there,
you as well.
1025
00:54:32,090 --> 00:54:33,140
All right, cool.
1026
00:54:33,790 --> 00:54:34,880
Anita, are you OK?
1027
00:54:37,060 --> 00:54:38,140
What did you just do?
1028
00:54:38,620 --> 00:54:40,280
That was scary.
1029
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:41,190
It's not fair.
1030
00:54:42,100 --> 00:54:44,060
We don't deserve to be
treated like that by anybody.
1031
00:54:47,110 --> 00:54:48,290
Just be brave.
1032
00:54:49,330 --> 00:54:51,810
All you have to do is tell
the truth and you'll be fine.
1033
00:54:52,770 --> 00:54:53,640
He touched you,
1034
00:54:53,810 --> 00:54:54,940
and that is not OK.
1035
00:55:39,340 --> 00:55:40,250
Anita Williams.
1036
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:42,380
If you're ready.
1037
00:56:05,970 --> 00:56:07,100
Thank you so much
for being here.
1038
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:09,580
I have a daughter your age.
1039
00:56:10,850 --> 00:56:12,240
And I think it's very
1040
00:56:12,500 --> 00:56:13,330
brave what you're doing.
1041
00:56:14,630 --> 00:56:15,420
Thank you.
1042
00:56:17,550 --> 00:56:20,160
I just need you to sign
this affidavit and NDA to
1043
00:56:20,590 --> 00:56:21,810
compensate you for your trouble.
1044
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:34,260
It also gives you the freedom to
1045
00:56:34,430 --> 00:56:36,610
look for employment
and opportunities somewhere else.
1046
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:41,880
So I just sign?
1047
00:56:42,660 --> 00:56:44,100
And then it's over?
1048
00:56:44,140 --> 00:56:45,530
Look,
like I told everyone else.
1049
00:56:46,620 --> 00:56:47,400
It's safe.
1050
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:51,020
What happens to Barry?
1051
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:54,110
Sign it.
1052
00:57:12,690 --> 00:57:13,470
Sorry.
1053
00:57:15,340 --> 00:57:16,170
Sorry,
1054
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:17,390
thank you.
1055
00:57:20,650 --> 00:57:21,440
Thank you.
1056
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:37,240
Hey, sir.
1057
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:38,110
Sir.
1058
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:40,810
We know what happened.
1059
00:57:41,110 --> 00:57:41,940
So look.
1060
00:57:42,850 --> 00:57:43,680
I get it.
1061
00:57:44,810 --> 00:57:46,640
You want to punish Anita
for what she did.
1062
00:57:47,030 --> 00:57:47,860
I'll help you out.
1063
00:57:48,250 --> 00:57:49,070
Look,
1064
00:57:49,470 --> 00:57:50,860
you're the victim here
1065
00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:52,430
and people will be able
to see that.
1066
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:54,340
We're on your side,
right, Matthew?
1067
00:57:54,510 --> 00:57:55,600
- Just stop.
- Just shut the fuck up!
1068
00:57:55,650 --> 00:57:57,650
Come on, come on. Look, sir,
1069
00:57:57,690 --> 00:57:58,740
she's a fucking liar.
1070
00:57:58,780 --> 00:57:59,910
She fucked you over
1071
00:58:00,220 --> 00:58:02,040
and she made you do this.
1072
00:58:02,090 --> 00:58:03,130
You had no other choice.
1073
00:58:03,180 --> 00:58:05,220
Yeah, you think so,
1074
00:58:05,260 --> 00:58:06,090
huh?
1075
00:58:06,350 --> 00:58:07,610
Yes, absolutely.
1076
00:58:08,570 --> 00:58:09,400
My dad
1077
00:58:09,790 --> 00:58:11,310
would love to help you out.
1078
00:58:11,490 --> 00:58:12,490
He'd be all for it.
1079
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:16,620
He really would?
1080
00:58:16,670 --> 00:58:17,540
Yes,
1081
00:58:17,580 --> 00:58:18,840
sir,
1082
00:58:19,020 --> 00:58:20,150
if you let me out
of these chains,
1083
00:58:20,190 --> 00:58:21,670
I guarantee
1084
00:58:22,060 --> 00:58:23,410
that we'll make things
right for you.
1085
00:58:25,370 --> 00:58:27,460
He plays golf
with the fucking senator like dude.
1086
00:58:28,370 --> 00:58:29,550
Dude, I got you.
1087
00:58:32,510 --> 00:58:33,290
Yeah.
1088
00:58:34,690 --> 00:58:35,690
You really really mean it?
1089
00:58:36,900 --> 00:58:37,780
Huh?
1090
00:58:38,470 --> 00:58:39,990
People fix shit like this
1091
00:58:40,340 --> 00:58:41,390
all the time.
1092
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,260
You can really, really, really,
1093
00:58:47,830 --> 00:58:48,610
get my whole life back?
1094
00:58:51,530 --> 00:58:53,830
Like a fucking fast.
1095
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:54,710
Like that.
1096
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:58,360
So you can, uh, you can
get my whole life back,
1097
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:00,410
huh, like my show,
1098
00:59:01,100 --> 00:59:02,360
my wife, my kids,
1099
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:04,240
my fans, you can...
1100
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:06,500
My whole life?
1101
00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:08,330
Yeah.
1102
00:59:11,980 --> 00:59:12,980
Let's do it.
1103
00:59:13,250 --> 00:59:14,640
- OK.
- OK?
1104
00:59:15,810 --> 00:59:17,290
Let me ask you this, um,
1105
00:59:17,470 --> 00:59:19,470
do you think he would mind
though, you know,
1106
00:59:19,510 --> 00:59:20,690
when I show up, cause I
gotta talk to him about it, right?
1107
00:59:20,730 --> 00:59:21,780
OK, so,
1108
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:24,260
if I show up there,
1109
00:59:24,430 --> 00:59:25,870
you think he'll be upset if I
1110
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:28,430
show him your head,
you know, or half your head?
1111
00:59:28,610 --> 00:59:29,960
- Fuck.
- Maybe just your jaw.
1112
00:59:31,050 --> 00:59:31,870
Fuck!
1113
00:59:32,350 --> 00:59:33,870
You fucking psycho!
1114
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:51,590
Your words.
1115
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:55,070
Eat your fucking words!
1116
00:59:55,110 --> 00:59:56,160
Open your eyes.
1117
00:59:56,330 --> 00:59:58,200
- Look, look, look.
- No!
1118
00:59:58,380 --> 00:59:59,640
Look! That's it,
that's it.
1119
01:00:00,250 --> 01:00:02,250
- Who is it?
- A lawyer, it's a fucking lawyer.
1120
01:00:02,290 --> 01:00:04,780
Ding, ding!
Eat his fucking mouth!
1121
01:00:04,820 --> 01:00:05,910
Chew his tongue!
1122
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:07,300
Chew his tongue!
1123
01:00:08,130 --> 01:00:09,520
Chew his mouth!
1124
01:00:10,220 --> 01:00:11,560
Eat your fucking words!
1125
01:00:11,740 --> 01:00:13,870
Chew his fucking tongue!
1126
01:00:14,350 --> 01:00:15,960
Right now eat your words!
1127
01:00:16,350 --> 01:00:18,400
Don't make me stab you
in the throat!
1128
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:22,620
You're gonna fucking kill
Matthew the way you killed Melissa.
1129
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:25,320
Bite his tongue!
1130
01:00:26,270 --> 01:00:27,970
Bite his fucking tongue!
1131
01:00:30,540 --> 01:00:32,500
Bite his mouth!
1132
01:00:32,850 --> 01:00:34,720
Bite his mouth!
That's it, bite it!
1133
01:00:34,980 --> 01:00:37,020
Bite it! Chew! Chew!
1134
01:00:37,810 --> 01:00:39,550
Chew through his fucking tongue!
1135
01:00:39,810 --> 01:00:41,420
Bite it! Bite it!
1136
01:00:43,940 --> 01:00:46,770
Is it fucking worth it?
1137
01:00:46,820 --> 01:00:48,430
Choke on it!
1138
01:00:48,470 --> 01:00:50,260
Chew it! Chew it!
1139
01:00:50,300 --> 01:00:52,650
Chew it! Eat it! Eat it!
1140
01:00:52,690 --> 01:00:54,480
Chew it! Fucking chew it!
1141
01:00:54,650 --> 01:00:57,180
Get his mouth!
1142
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:07,010
What the fuck
are you looking at?
1143
01:01:08,450 --> 01:01:10,580
I think you're a little bitch
that needs to play dress-up.
1144
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:14,670
James! Fucking kill him!
1145
01:01:15,930 --> 01:01:17,720
What the fuck are you gonna do
now, huh?
1146
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:20,680
- James! Kill him!
- I just-- wanna say sorry.
1147
01:01:35,210 --> 01:01:37,560
When we get back
from break.
1148
01:01:39,870 --> 01:01:41,350
It's time for a nomination.
1149
01:01:58,450 --> 01:02:00,190
And...
1150
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:02,020
We're back.
1151
01:02:03,110 --> 01:02:04,110
Wakey wakey.
1152
01:02:04,980 --> 01:02:05,810
Wakey wakey!
1153
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:19,340
Me too.
1154
01:02:21,650 --> 01:02:22,610
OK.
1155
01:02:22,650 --> 01:02:24,310
Here is the game.
1156
01:02:24,700 --> 01:02:26,350
Uh,
it's called Incision Decision.
1157
01:02:27,350 --> 01:02:28,350
I gotta tell you this,
1158
01:02:28,530 --> 01:02:30,310
this might be my favorite game.
1159
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:33,530
I don't wanna play
your fucked-up games.
1160
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:38,840
Uh, it's not your turn
to play my fucked-up games,
1161
01:02:39,020 --> 01:02:39,800
James.
1162
01:02:41,890 --> 01:02:43,060
Ye-- Yes.
1163
01:02:44,850 --> 01:02:46,020
Anita's turn.
1164
01:03:11,350 --> 01:03:12,830
There are two keys
1165
01:03:13,310 --> 01:03:14,440
that open that door.
1166
01:03:14,830 --> 01:03:16,270
Now,
anybody that wants to get out,
1167
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:18,270
well, you have to be able
to open that door,
1168
01:03:18,450 --> 01:03:20,100
so you have to get a key.
1169
01:03:20,970 --> 01:03:22,620
Where do we find the key?
1170
01:03:24,890 --> 01:03:28,670
There is one in James
and one in Matthew.
1171
01:03:29,370 --> 01:03:30,460
I'll let you choose.
1172
01:03:31,550 --> 01:03:32,590
You can't make me do it!
1173
01:03:32,630 --> 01:03:34,460
I'm not gonna do it!
1174
01:03:34,510 --> 01:03:36,200
OK, well, then,
1175
01:03:36,250 --> 01:03:38,120
I guess I'll just show you.
1176
01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:41,120
And they'll both die
of starvation in like a week.
1177
01:03:42,510 --> 01:03:43,470
This is the game.
1178
01:03:47,210 --> 01:03:49,650
You're not gonna kill
either of us, OK?
1179
01:03:49,700 --> 01:03:52,260
It's gonna be fine,
we can figure something out where we both live, OK?
1180
01:03:52,310 --> 01:03:54,050
You got a weapon now,
OK?
1181
01:03:56,090 --> 01:03:58,440
Fuck, I know what's
gonna fucking happen,
1182
01:03:58,620 --> 01:04:02,270
she's gonna fucking kill me
because she fucking hates me.
1183
01:04:05,540 --> 01:04:06,410
Anita,
1184
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:08,020
don't kill me.
1185
01:04:08,370 --> 01:04:09,720
If you don't kill me,
1186
01:04:10,060 --> 01:04:12,590
I'll make sure my dad
gives you and your mom
1187
01:04:12,630 --> 01:04:13,980
all the money you need.
1188
01:04:14,020 --> 01:04:16,160
Seriously,
anything and everything,
1189
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:18,550
- everything, stuff.
- There's another way.
1190
01:04:18,590 --> 01:04:20,730
Fuck this!
You guys are literally fucking friends because of me,
1191
01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:23,290
and now you've got a fucking
scheme to fucking kill me.
1192
01:04:23,340 --> 01:04:24,950
This is so fucking unfair.
1193
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:26,990
I literally did everything
for you guys.
1194
01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:28,390
You little shit!
1195
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:32,000
You always
were an asshole to us,
1196
01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:33,780
holding everything
over our heads.
1197
01:04:36,570 --> 01:04:39,310
I don't want to die, man!
1198
01:04:39,350 --> 01:04:41,830
Fuck, you guys are like
you're my only fucking friends.
1199
01:04:42,010 --> 01:04:43,310
You think I didn't see?
1200
01:04:43,790 --> 01:04:45,750
You guys were always making
fucking fun of me
1201
01:04:45,790 --> 01:04:47,230
behind my fucking back.
1202
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:49,060
I'm not fucking stupid,
1203
01:04:49,230 --> 01:04:50,060
God.
1204
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:53,630
But you are
my only fucking friend, Matthew,
1205
01:04:53,670 --> 01:04:55,200
my only fucking friend.
1206
01:04:57,370 --> 01:04:58,590
So what do we do now?
1207
01:05:00,330 --> 01:05:02,510
You're not gonna kill
either of us, right?
1208
01:05:07,430 --> 01:05:09,340
No, it's smart, smart.
1209
01:05:09,380 --> 01:05:10,780
Look, Matthew, I love you.
I love you.
1210
01:05:10,950 --> 01:05:12,650
I do, but you're making
the right choice.
1211
01:05:13,170 --> 01:05:15,170
You have to understand,
Matthew, listen to my voice.
1212
01:05:15,220 --> 01:05:17,700
Look, we are in here for more,
right?
1213
01:05:19,050 --> 01:05:20,390
She's got to see her mom.
1214
01:05:21,660 --> 01:05:22,920
And you'd help with that.
1215
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:25,140
I'm not gonna make it hard
for you, OK?
1216
01:05:31,230 --> 01:05:33,450
Go on, Anita, Anita, go on.
1217
01:05:33,890 --> 01:05:34,710
Matthew.
1218
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:37,320
You got it, you got it.
1219
01:05:37,370 --> 01:05:38,240
It's OK.
1220
01:05:54,690 --> 01:05:56,260
Can you not look at me,
please?
1221
01:05:56,300 --> 01:05:57,480
No, fuck no.
1222
01:05:58,390 --> 01:06:00,700
I'm looking right at you,
1223
01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:02,050
right fucking at you,
1224
01:06:02,220 --> 01:06:04,000
please, please.
1225
01:06:04,050 --> 01:06:05,480
No.
1226
01:06:05,530 --> 01:06:08,050
No, no, no, no!
1227
01:06:08,230 --> 01:06:09,880
Anita, stop!
1228
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:13,270
Help, help, help!
1229
01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:14,450
What the fuck?
1230
01:06:14,620 --> 01:06:16,060
I'm gonna die, oh my God!
1231
01:06:16,230 --> 01:06:18,100
I'm gonna die,
I'm gonna fucking die!
1232
01:06:18,150 --> 01:06:19,190
Do not do this.
1233
01:06:19,450 --> 01:06:21,020
I fucking have to!
1234
01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:24,850
It's OK, dude.
1235
01:06:29,900 --> 01:06:30,640
Do it.
1236
01:07:20,430 --> 01:07:21,780
I fucking have it! Fuck yeah!
1237
01:07:22,170 --> 01:07:23,170
I fucking have it!
1238
01:07:26,650 --> 01:07:27,430
What the fuck.
1239
01:07:27,830 --> 01:07:28,610
What the fuck!
1240
01:07:29,610 --> 01:07:30,790
What the fuck!
1241
01:07:33,570 --> 01:07:34,530
What the fuck?
1242
01:07:35,010 --> 01:07:36,570
What the fuck?
1243
01:07:38,620 --> 01:07:39,930
What the fuck?
1244
01:07:41,270 --> 01:07:42,880
What the fuck?
1245
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:46,850
Oops, that's the wrong key.
1246
01:07:47,410 --> 01:07:50,150
Those doors
are magnetically sealed.
1247
01:07:51,420 --> 01:07:53,240
Let's continue with the fun,
shall we?
1248
01:07:54,590 --> 01:07:55,420
OK.
1249
01:07:58,070 --> 01:07:59,510
Last man standing wins.
1250
01:08:14,350 --> 01:08:15,570
Go.
1251
01:08:19,970 --> 01:08:20,790
I'm sorry.
1252
01:08:21,660 --> 01:08:24,320
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1253
01:08:29,500 --> 01:08:31,150
You wanted to protect your mom.
1254
01:08:31,370 --> 01:08:33,020
I'm so sorry.
1255
01:08:33,070 --> 01:08:34,410
I might have done
the same thing.
1256
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:37,980
It's all my fault.
1257
01:08:51,390 --> 01:08:52,170
What's wrong?
1258
01:09:01,830 --> 01:09:03,270
Are you gonna kill me?
1259
01:09:06,450 --> 01:09:08,060
We both can't leave.
1260
01:09:10,710 --> 01:09:11,890
What do you mean?
1261
01:09:14,060 --> 01:09:15,370
What do you mean?
1262
01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:26,160
There's always a winner.
1263
01:09:27,470 --> 01:09:28,950
This whole thing
1264
01:09:28,990 --> 01:09:30,430
is part of a sick,
1265
01:09:30,780 --> 01:09:33,080
fucked-up game show
and it's not gonna stop.
1266
01:09:33,130 --> 01:09:34,170
It's not gonna stop.
1267
01:09:34,910 --> 01:09:37,090
Clock is ticking. This takes
more than two minutes,
1268
01:09:37,130 --> 01:09:38,040
I'll just pick.
1269
01:09:42,220 --> 01:09:44,010
There's something else
I've always wanted to say.
1270
01:09:48,180 --> 01:09:49,100
I love you.
1271
01:10:08,070 --> 01:10:09,070
Please don't do this.
1272
01:10:10,730 --> 01:10:11,560
Don't do this.
1273
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:13,770
Don't fucking do this,
1274
01:10:13,950 --> 01:10:15,390
don't fucking do this!
1275
01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:17,260
- I really...
- No!
1276
01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:18,690
- I really...
- No!
1277
01:10:18,870 --> 01:10:20,220
I really do love you.
1278
01:10:23,260 --> 01:10:24,090
It's OK.
1279
01:10:26,090 --> 01:10:27,220
It's OK.
1280
01:10:28,350 --> 01:10:29,880
Just promise me one thing.
1281
01:10:35,710 --> 01:10:36,840
Win.
1282
01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:39,760
No! No!
1283
01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:43,280
Matthew!
1284
01:10:58,650 --> 01:11:00,390
Congratulations,
1285
01:11:00,430 --> 01:11:01,520
Anita.
1286
01:11:03,170 --> 01:11:04,780
You are our winner.
1287
01:15:14,470 --> 01:15:16,030
Come on in, darling,
take a seat.
1288
01:15:17,160 --> 01:15:17,990
No change.
1289
01:15:18,170 --> 01:15:20,390
There's no catch, just
1290
01:15:20,430 --> 01:15:21,260
you and me,
1291
01:15:21,300 --> 01:15:22,340
one more game,
1292
01:15:22,520 --> 01:15:23,520
one last game,
1293
01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:24,390
hm?
1294
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:27,520
That said, come on.
1295
01:15:32,570 --> 01:15:34,140
Welcome back,
1296
01:15:34,180 --> 01:15:34,970
Anita.
1297
01:15:36,010 --> 01:15:37,450
You know how it goes, folks.
1298
01:15:37,660 --> 01:15:39,580
It is time for...
1299
01:15:39,970 --> 01:15:41,710
Pick your Prize.
1300
01:15:43,410 --> 01:15:44,710
Ah!
1301
01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:53,070
Anita, all you have to do is
pick the right box and
1302
01:15:53,420 --> 01:15:54,250
you can be free.
1303
01:15:56,120 --> 01:15:57,990
There's no winning prize.
1304
01:15:58,470 --> 01:16:00,120
Oh, there's always a winner.
1305
01:16:00,290 --> 01:16:01,170
You're just gonna kill me.
1306
01:16:02,690 --> 01:16:04,260
My pictures are in the cabinet.
1307
01:16:04,470 --> 01:16:06,340
Do it. One more fun game
with me, then home,
1308
01:16:06,390 --> 01:16:07,740
you can go home with mommy.
1309
01:16:08,220 --> 01:16:10,170
Is this really all you are,
Barry?
1310
01:16:11,310 --> 01:16:12,260
Barry's dead.
1311
01:16:12,440 --> 01:16:13,530
You killed him.
1312
01:16:24,450 --> 01:16:25,360
I'm your host.
1313
01:16:27,580 --> 01:16:29,540
You just don't
seem to get it, do you?
1314
01:16:29,760 --> 01:16:30,590
What?
1315
01:16:32,980 --> 01:16:36,030
I am the only person
in the world who could bring Barry back.
1316
01:16:40,120 --> 01:16:41,810
I could tell everyone I lied.
1317
01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:45,690
I can turn your life
back to normal.
1318
01:16:48,390 --> 01:16:50,130
Unless you did do something.
1319
01:16:50,870 --> 01:16:51,740
Boo!
1320
01:16:52,220 --> 01:16:53,740
Pull a string, alright?
1321
01:16:55,050 --> 01:16:57,920
Fucking pull a string,
you fucking do it, you do it now!
1322
01:17:00,620 --> 01:17:01,750
I'm sorry.
1323
01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:04,180
There is no sorry.
No, no.
1324
01:17:06,320 --> 01:17:07,490
You didn't just go along.
1325
01:17:07,750 --> 01:17:08,620
You knew what you were doing.
1326
01:17:10,410 --> 01:17:11,240
You lied.
1327
01:17:11,670 --> 01:17:12,500
You know you lied.
1328
01:17:13,370 --> 01:17:14,850
You wanted to save
your mom's life,
1329
01:17:15,020 --> 01:17:16,760
so you took mine.
1330
01:17:19,420 --> 01:17:20,900
You took my life,
1331
01:17:20,940 --> 01:17:23,600
you took my family,
1332
01:17:24,250 --> 01:17:25,080
you...
1333
01:17:28,380 --> 01:17:29,650
You fucking took everything.
1334
01:17:32,340 --> 01:17:34,560
Did you ever even care
what happened to me?
1335
01:17:34,610 --> 01:17:36,090
Did you ever even
lose any sleep over it?
1336
01:17:36,260 --> 01:17:37,830
Of course I did.
1337
01:17:37,870 --> 01:17:39,520
Barry, I'm not
a fucking monster.
1338
01:17:39,570 --> 01:17:40,530
People loving me.
1339
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:41,740
Tell her.
1340
01:17:42,570 --> 01:17:44,010
Tell her you love me.
1341
01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:47,270
Tell her you love me!
1342
01:17:48,790 --> 01:17:49,840
She killed me.
1343
01:17:50,060 --> 01:17:51,320
You saved her life, Barry.
1344
01:17:51,360 --> 01:17:53,840
I, I traded your life for hers.
1345
01:17:55,410 --> 01:17:56,850
I saved your mom's life.
1346
01:17:59,070 --> 01:18:00,240
Barry saved her life.
1347
01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:02,680
Sure he did.
1348
01:18:04,420 --> 01:18:06,730
I don't know if I ever
saved a life before.
1349
01:18:09,210 --> 01:18:10,950
We can talk about it,
don't we?
1350
01:18:27,180 --> 01:18:28,010
I, uh...
1351
01:18:30,270 --> 01:18:32,620
Guess I only thought
about what I lost.
1352
01:18:38,630 --> 01:18:40,540
I wanted to be the good guy.
1353
01:18:41,890 --> 01:18:42,980
I give away money.
1354
01:18:44,240 --> 01:18:45,980
To help people like your mom.
1355
01:18:48,550 --> 01:18:49,590
I wanted to be
1356
01:18:50,330 --> 01:18:51,470
a good dad.
1357
01:18:53,420 --> 01:18:54,430
Good husband.
1358
01:18:57,040 --> 01:18:58,300
Grandpa.
1359
01:18:59,820 --> 01:19:01,210
I wanted...
1360
01:19:03,650 --> 01:19:06,350
But you know, I never realized
that maybe here...
1361
01:19:08,350 --> 01:19:09,440
my own shameful life...
1362
01:19:12,660 --> 01:19:15,400
Maybe it's not too late
for me to do the right thing.
1363
01:19:15,450 --> 01:19:17,140
You know what, if you pull
1364
01:19:18,540 --> 01:19:20,490
a string for me
and my little game,
1365
01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:24,630
I promise,
1366
01:19:29,290 --> 01:19:30,850
I actually promise.
1367
01:19:34,070 --> 01:19:35,380
I won't kill your mom.
1368
01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:39,300
Or even hurt her.
1369
01:19:39,340 --> 01:19:41,600
I won't even pop by and say hi.
1370
01:19:42,430 --> 01:19:45,000
So I don't know, you might
want to think about that,
1371
01:19:45,170 --> 01:19:47,350
maybe take me up on this,
and, but--
1372
01:19:48,310 --> 01:19:49,350
There's the strings.
1373
01:19:59,930 --> 01:20:00,880
You promise?
1374
01:20:02,100 --> 01:20:03,150
I do.
1375
01:20:15,250 --> 01:20:16,330
Ha...
1376
01:20:29,390 --> 01:20:33,310
♪ Happy birthday to you♪
1377
01:20:33,350 --> 01:20:37,480
♪ Happy birthday to you♪
1378
01:20:37,530 --> 01:20:42,400
♪ Happy birthday to Anita♪
1379
01:20:42,450 --> 01:20:44,580
♪ Happy birthday to you♪
1380
01:21:21,790 --> 01:21:22,830
Ah!
1381
01:21:37,280 --> 01:21:38,460
I need to thank you.
1382
01:21:39,980 --> 01:21:42,900
You saved me the trouble
to have to add a scar after I kill you.
1383
01:21:45,250 --> 01:21:47,730
Right here next to Melissa
and James and Matthew.
1384
01:21:49,170 --> 01:21:49,950
Anita.
1385
01:21:51,120 --> 01:21:52,170
It's my favorite one.
1386
01:21:54,560 --> 01:21:56,740
This is the most fucking
honest thing you've done.
1387
01:21:58,130 --> 01:21:59,310
People like you,
1388
01:21:59,350 --> 01:22:00,570
you just lie and you...
1389
01:22:01,310 --> 01:22:02,310
You cheat
1390
01:22:02,660 --> 01:22:04,660
and you hurt people.
1391
01:22:04,700 --> 01:22:06,270
And there's no consequences.
1392
01:22:10,270 --> 01:22:11,490
The world needs me.
1393
01:22:12,410 --> 01:22:13,230
Do you know why?
1394
01:22:14,280 --> 01:22:15,890
Because I know
how to play the game.
1395
01:22:18,930 --> 01:22:20,460
I know the rules.
1396
01:22:22,070 --> 01:22:23,900
They need me
because I'm their host.
1397
01:22:26,990 --> 01:22:28,030
Can you forgive me?
1398
01:22:32,600 --> 01:22:34,170
You don't deserve forgiveness.
1399
01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:37,300
I don't need your forgiveness!
1400
01:22:41,090 --> 01:22:42,740
I need justice.
1401
01:22:48,180 --> 01:22:50,490
Oh, we're missing
your birthday party.
1402
01:22:52,050 --> 01:22:53,790
Let me just put this on my desk.
1403
01:22:53,970 --> 01:22:54,840
Come on.
1404
01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:56,280
OK.
1405
01:23:03,070 --> 01:23:03,890
No!
1406
01:23:04,720 --> 01:23:06,630
No! No!
1407
01:23:13,080 --> 01:23:14,640
It's a pretty machine
1408
01:23:15,210 --> 01:23:17,430
to slam
the birthday girl's face
1409
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:19,560
into the cake.
1410
01:23:19,820 --> 01:23:21,520
There's gonna be
a fucking knife in it.
1411
01:23:21,560 --> 01:23:23,430
You're gonna stab me
in the fucking face!
1412
01:23:25,300 --> 01:23:28,130
- How do you know?
- Cause I'm not fucking stupid.
1413
01:23:29,480 --> 01:23:30,740
Well, if you were smart,
1414
01:23:31,570 --> 01:23:32,920
you wouldn't have
destroyed my life.
1415
01:23:33,970 --> 01:23:36,400
So...
1416
01:23:36,450 --> 01:23:39,620
- Happy birthday.
- No, no, no!
1417
01:23:39,670 --> 01:23:42,630
- No! No!
- Yes! Yes!
1418
01:23:42,670 --> 01:23:45,190
No, no!
1419
01:23:45,240 --> 01:23:46,800
Please, please.
1420
01:23:46,850 --> 01:23:47,670
Come on.
1421
01:23:48,150 --> 01:23:48,940
Please...
1422
01:23:50,370 --> 01:23:51,770
Please, don't do this to me.
1423
01:23:51,810 --> 01:23:52,770
Into the cake.
1424
01:23:55,640 --> 01:23:57,120
Happy birthday!
1425
01:24:11,660 --> 01:24:12,960
I got you.
1426
01:24:19,880 --> 01:24:22,360
There's no,
there's no tricks.
1427
01:24:22,410 --> 01:24:23,490
There's no tricks,
1428
01:24:23,670 --> 01:24:25,280
there's nothing?
1429
01:24:26,970 --> 01:24:28,850
So I won?
1430
01:24:28,890 --> 01:24:31,540
- I won?
- Congratulations.
1431
01:24:34,850 --> 01:24:36,900
Now, there is
1432
01:24:36,940 --> 01:24:38,680
some good news
and some bad news.
1433
01:24:40,160 --> 01:24:41,250
The good news is...
1434
01:24:43,510 --> 01:24:44,690
You're free.
1435
01:24:44,990 --> 01:24:46,040
So I get to go home.
1436
01:24:49,170 --> 01:24:50,000
Come on.
1437
01:24:54,390 --> 01:24:56,610
There you go.
1438
01:24:56,660 --> 01:24:58,700
Just clean up right here,
right there.
1439
01:24:58,880 --> 01:25:01,010
There you go,
that's it, clean up.
1440
01:25:01,050 --> 01:25:02,620
But the bad news is...
1441
01:25:04,010 --> 01:25:05,490
The cake tastes terrible.
1442
01:25:09,410 --> 01:25:10,240
Oh.
1443
01:25:16,810 --> 01:25:17,630
Huh.
1444
01:25:18,420 --> 01:25:19,200
Oh...
1445
01:25:36,350 --> 01:25:37,260
I can't see.
1446
01:25:37,520 --> 01:25:38,830
I can't fucking see!
1447
01:25:39,130 --> 01:25:41,480
I can't, I can't see,
I can't--
1448
01:25:51,800 --> 01:25:53,890
I... My...
1449
01:25:53,930 --> 01:25:55,540
Help me. What the fuck?
1450
01:25:57,940 --> 01:25:58,980
What the fuck have you done?
1451
01:25:59,150 --> 01:26:00,370
What the fuck have you done?
1452
01:26:00,550 --> 01:26:01,500
What the fuck?
1453
01:26:02,070 --> 01:26:02,900
What the fuck?
1454
01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:36,950
I was acquitted
in a court of law.
1455
01:27:37,250 --> 01:27:39,170
I was, I, I am innocent.
1456
01:27:39,380 --> 01:27:40,990
I am an innocent man.
1457
01:27:42,210 --> 01:27:44,040
Ah, OK, I did it. I did it.
1458
01:27:44,260 --> 01:27:45,780
I, I did it. I fucking did it.
1459
01:27:46,090 --> 01:27:48,050
Please, where's... I did it.
1460
01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:53,140
we paid off all those women
1461
01:27:53,180 --> 01:27:54,050
who I,
1462
01:27:54,090 --> 01:27:55,710
who I assaulted.
1463
01:27:55,750 --> 01:27:57,920
- Assaulted?
- Raped, raped,
1464
01:27:57,970 --> 01:28:00,100
raped, OK? I did it. I did it.
1465
01:28:00,140 --> 01:28:01,840
Please, please,
please let me go.
1466
01:28:01,890 --> 01:28:02,970
Let me go. I'll pay you.
1467
01:28:03,020 --> 01:28:03,930
I'll pay you anything you want.
1468
01:28:04,150 --> 01:28:06,240
I'll pay you $250,000.
1469
01:28:06,500 --> 01:28:08,720
Please, I beg you, please.
1470
01:28:08,760 --> 01:28:09,810
They don't need your money.
1471
01:28:11,900 --> 01:28:13,160
They need justice.
1472
01:28:16,900 --> 01:28:17,940
This is what you're winning.
1473
01:28:18,420 --> 01:28:20,300
Oh no, no.
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