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Mm -hmm.

Why don't they make it crunchy?

Guess who?

I don't know, but I hope it's someone I know.

Yes, the fairest of them all.

Still no clue.

It's me, silly.

Oh. Did I scare you?

Yeah, I'm terrified.

What are you wearing?

Well, the orchard is open and we can go apple picking.

I'm so excited.

And...

I get to take my new step, bro.

Apple picking?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, probably not.

Why?

Because it sounds so fucking boring.

The orchard is a magical place, thank you very much. You get to go outside,

some fresh air, get your blood flowing.

Yeah, that's what the gym's for.

Besides, what are you going to do with all those apples?

Well, you know what they say about apples.

To keep the doctors away?

No. That's what they say?

Well, they're actually an ancient aphrodisiac and a

symbol of love and desire.

Oh, my God. You're so corny. So apples make you horny is what you mean.

Bullshit. Yeah,

well, I'm sure you're...

Already thinking about my perky little tits.

Well, that's not because of the apples. You just have nice tits.

Yeah, well, I'll prove it to you.

And then you'll go apple picking with me.

There's nothing sexy about picking some stupid fruit.

Yeah? Yeah.

We'll see.

Fucking apples?

I like them apples.

Hey, Addison.

You know, I was thinking about what you said.

The apple.

I mean, it's pretty true. I'm standing here with a big box of apples.

It's pretty good, isn't it?

I knew you'd come around.

Yeah. You're right.

Come on, let's go.

You go. I'll catch up with you.

What are you doing with my basket?

Nothing. I'm just holding it for you.

What are you doing?

Nothing. Don't worry about it.

Okay, I was going to prank you, but it's still nice.

You're going to prank me? Yeah. With what?

Nothing. Get out of here. What, like a toy snake or something?

Kind of.

No. Oh, my God.

A

big dick.

I love big dicks. Really?

Like,

more than apples?

A lot more than apples.

Oh, fuck yeah.

So nice.

Oh, so you really do think I'm the fairest of them all, don't you?

Yeah, so much.

Oh, God.

This is why you want to take me to the Appalachian? Mm -hmm.

Yeah?

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

Mm -hmm.

I don't know why you're such a slut.

Is this better than the others?

Oh, yeah.

You did that.

You think so?

So nice.

You want to eat this juicy pussy?

Yeah. I got it.

your fruits.

I'm so fucking...

Is this why you wanted me to go to the orchard? Oh, fuck.

Oh my God, that feels so good.

Thank you so much.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. My stomach is going to be...

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yes. Yeah.

Oh,

my

God.

God, I feel so fucking good.

Do you hear the noise there?

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck. I feel so fucking bad.

I can feel you getting ready to come.

Yeah, I want you to come for me.

Please. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

the orchard with you.

Yeah. I know I could convince you.

What did I tell you?

Oh my god.

Alright, I'll go to the orchard with you.

I knew I could convince you.

Yeah, that's one way to do it.

I did not make you do it.