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So what do you guys need to talk to us about?

Well, yeah, there's no easy way to say this.

We're just going to come around and tell you we are actively trying to get your

mother pregnant. Yeah, I'm trying to get her more pregnant again because I

really want to be a dad again because I just feel that I could have done a bad

job with you, baby, and I'm sorry.

What? What are you talking about?

We really, I mean, we both discussed, I mean, I feel like I've really fucked up

as a father.

You don't want to take a chance, so we're going to make that happen. So you

get prepared. You're going to have a sibling.

It's going to happen.

At the moment, me and your mom, we are trying and trying and trying so hard,

it's just not happening.

Yeah, we've been trying for it. How could you guys be so selfish? We are

daughters. What, did we do something wrong?

I can't listen to this anymore.

Are you with me, your only friend in the world, or are you with them?

I'm with you.

I feel like I've fucked up everything, you know, with the way... Yeah, no, that

just went... I know, me too, right? I would love another opportunity to try to

be a good father, you know what I mean? Like, this is...

I keep, again, trying to get my wife pregnant, but it's just not happening.

Have you ever thought about us having a kid together?

What do you mean?

I mean, it's 2024, bro.

You're a very close friend of mine, bro. I feel like I could identify someone

who could. We're not compatible.

We're just not compatible.

But our stepdaughters, on the other hand, yeah, our stepdaughters are

compatible. And I mean, you know, why don't we be like the royals? Why don't

keep it in the family?

I didn't tell them we'd do it.

Do you think they'll be open to the idea?

I don't think they'll do it.

Okay, well, hopefully, when we ask them, or tell them, rather, it'll go better

than this.

Let's hope.

I just cannot believe that they would do this.

I don't know who they think they are.

I know, I mean, it really shook me too, but it made me think maybe we've been

kind of bad daughters recently.

Are you ridiculous?

We have been amazing daughters.

I know, but my dad has been trying to help me with my homework and all this

stuff lately, and I keep pulling him off to go to the mall with you.

You might be right. I've been doing the same thing.

I don't know.

You know, they seem to be really set on this.

Yeah, but I know my mom's on birth control. I've seen it in the medicine

cabinet. I did hear my mom on the phone the other day talking about probably the

same pills.

But they are really set on it.

Yeah, I just... If they can't get our moms pregnant, they're probably just

go find someone random to do it with. Oh, no, no, no.

I don't want my dad getting some whore pregnant.

How do you know she's a whore?

Because I don't know, and I hate her, and I know she's dumb and ugly.

Ugh, I mean... You know, my family has a reputation.

We're smart, good people. I don't need some random lady coming and messing that

up. Exactly.

I have an idea.

Yeah? I think we should do it.

We should do it? We should do it, yeah.

Like, we should get pregnant for our dad.

You want our dads to come inside of us?

Well, I could fuck your dad. He's been looking pretty hot lately.

I mean, yeah, your top's been looking pretty good, too.

I think it's really our own fashion.

Oh, man.

You think so?

Uh -huh. And I think it would be really fun.

I mean, I guess it would be better if we did it.

Exactly. I don't know.

Exactly. It's just a much safer bet.

I mean, I guess it could be fun.

Yeah. We should go tell them.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

Okay. Let's go.

Are you going to try again tonight with your... Hi.

Hello, ladies.

So, we... Hey, come take a seat.

We're always here for you, Bill. We love you.

So, we kind of just wanted to apologize to you guys. You know, we decided that

we were pretty rude and irrational earlier when we left.

You know, we are sorry and we want to make it up.

Yeah, and while we were talking, we realized we may have failed you as

as well.

And we want to make that up to you, too.

I mean, yeah, that's really sweet, but what did you have in mind?

I mean, you know, we figured that we could just help you guys

get pregnant.

See, this is what I was saying, bro. This is exactly what I was saying.

It is. We actually had discussed the same idea.

You did?

I told you it was a good idea.

I mean, I just figured, you know, we're much more fertile than our mom, and that

way you can keep it with us.

Yeah, we didn't really want to go out and meet somebody else behind your

mother's back. That just seemed wrong.

Yeah, we didn't want that either. No, we want to keep it in the family.

Yeah, exactly.

Makes way more sense.

I think that's just the best for all of us.

Yes, sweetie, that's okay.

Just let him do what he needs to do.

Daddy, is it okay still?

It's absolutely fine, sweetheart.

Please have fun.

Daddy's very proud of you.

It's okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Daddy,

I want you to help me too.

I want you to put him on your cot.

Okay.

That's it, baby. Uh -huh.

Good girl.

You think I'm doing a good job?

I think you're doing an amazing job. Oh,

that's it.

Oh. Yeah, you just can't.

Oh, my God. That's really good, right?

Keep going.

That's it.

Good job. Oh.

Keep sucking.

Good girl.

Good girl.

I'm so proud of you, honey.

Thank you for having me too, Daddy.

I'm so proud of you.

Fuck. I

think

it was the best idea for us to do this.

I told you.

Yeah.

No, it's so hard for me. Yeah?

Oh, yeah.

There

you go.

Yes.

So good.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

You're going to read the article.

Am I doing good, Daddy?

I'm sorry.

Best dad ever.

Daddy,

do you like watching me? Oh my God.

Thank you.

to get into a 69 one.

Yeah.

Let's go see your own little girl.

And then you switch around.

Such a typist you make me.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah, there's lots.

Keep pushing it out.

Yeah.

Push it out.

No, you know, drinking alcohol.

There's no, like, cigarettes or e -cigarettes. None of that whilst, you

whilst it's brewing.

Absolutely.

It's okay, Daddy.

Whatever you say, Daddy.

Did we make it up to you?

We did. Yeah?

Yeah. We're just trying to be the best daughters ever.

We can't wait to have your baby growing.