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I haven't had a girlfriend.

I haven't had one before.

I can't get laid. I haven't even been jerked off before.

Well, I wouldn't worry about it. You're still young.

You know, you'll get a girlfriend.

You haven't been jerked off?

No. Not even in a handjob?

No, not even that.

Well, I'll tell you what. Hold on a second. Let me call your mom in here.

Honey?

Yes, dear?

Would you come in here a second, please?

Okay, hang on.

I'm just trying to finish up the dishes. What's wrong? Hey, baby, sit down.

What's wrong, honey?

It's our son.

Yeah?

Brandon's a little worried that he's not going to get a girlfriend.

Oh, my good -looking boy. Of course he's going to get a girlfriend. He's young.

He'll get a girl. Yeah? And he's never had any kind of sex, but he says he has

never even had a handjob.

Really? Well, honey, I'm sorry. It'll happen. You are such a good -looking

You're going to get lots of girls.

Lots and lots.

I promise.

Yeah.

Why don't you help him out just today? Give him a handjob so he can know what

it's like. I would love to.

Really? Yeah, of course.

Honey, I would do anything for you. You're my son. Of course I will.

So, I tell you what. Why don't you take your pants off?

I'm so excited. You see, he's now old enough.

He's a good boy. He is a good boy, and I want to take good care of him.

Your mom's good at this. Don't worry about it.

Come here, sweetheart.

You just sit right here.

That's right.

Yeah, of course it's fine.

You might have loved to give hand jobs. I give hand jobs to your dad all the

time. Oh, I'm telling you, she's the best.

How do you think we afford this house?

I can give the jobs to anybody that wants them.

I didn't know that's how it worked.

Of course.

I can get anything I want.

You're just like your dad, too.

Have you ever touched a girl's breast?

No. Really?

Come here.

Feel your mom's breast.

What that's like.

Feel those women. There you go.

They're nice.

Like this?

Yeah.

See, I knew he'd like, he'd enjoy.

How's she doing, son?

She's doing great.

See, isn't this a whole lot more fun than doing it yourself?

Yeah.

Now when you have a girlfriend, you know what to expect.

No one's going to love you like your mother, though.

That's right.

I love him.

You're liking it, aren't you, honey?

Yes, I do like it.

You know how much I like watching you at work.

Your dad and I have a good time.

Don't be shy, son. You can go ahead and have an orgasm while your mom's stroking

your dick. Do you like that?

This is perfect, baby. This is perfect.

How do you like it, babe? Do you like it faster?

Do you like it tighter?

Just like your dad.

Like father, like son.

Mm -hmm.

Don't worry about it, son. You're going to be a lady to me, just like your old

man.

Is that right, honey? Yeah.

You are so right, sweetheart.

Come on, son. Make your dad proud.

He's getting close, baby.

Mm -hmm.

That's enough. Tighten him up.

Mm -hmm.

Your mom's big tits feel big.

Yeah, right there?

Those come on our tits.

I do.

You've always liked that.

I always have.

I'm sure you're going to get a girlfriend soon, but I don't think

going to find a girl that can jerk you off like your mom can.

Yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, you got a nice load too.

Oh a nice load Good

good.

Oh beautiful land Do you feel better now sweetheart

Good job There

wasn't that good now

You feel better? Yeah. And you know you can come to Mother any time.

I tell you what, why don't you go to sleep? Go upstairs.

And we'll talk again tomorrow.

Good job.

That was great.

I know. I love how he just came and just like you.

He was rock hard, too. I know.

My father like son.

That's true. That's true.

Yeah, so he's a good boy. He's a good boy. He deserves that.

He'll find a girlfriend soon.

I know. He's such a cute boy. I can't wait until the rest of our kids are old

enough so we can help them.

Me too.

Oh, sweetie, I love you so much. I love you too.