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You look great.

Oh, thank you. Thank you. What's the occasion?

Well, I have a business meeting tonight and then a date.

Really? Yeah.

The guy from work, he finally asked me out.

Oh, my God.

Does it look all right? I mean, it looks business -y. I mean, you look great.

Do I? For business and for a date.

I'm so excited.

You know how long it's been since I've had a date.

You sure this isn't too much? No.

I mean, it's, you know. No, it's classy.

Thank you. I was going for classy.

I was trying to be a little sexy. Who is this guy?

He's from work. His name is Roger.

He's a nice guy.

Yeah? You're okay with me going out, right?

I guess, Mom.

I haven't had a date in, what, a year, two years? You're a very sexy woman,

Sure. You should be able to go out on dates and find someone out there. I

be able to at least get a date. This is the first date I've had in forever.

I know.

I know.

But I'm excited. I'm definitely excited.

You do look very sexy, Mom. I mean, look, David. That guy is in for a treat

tonight. Um, I hope so.

I hope so.

Yeah.

Very sexy.

So this guy Roger, huh?

Roger, yeah.

Yeah? You think I can meet him?

Sure. Sure.

Like, sure. You know, I don't want to lose our dating.

I mean,

seriously. You are... Huh?

Think of the devil.

That is Robin. I don't know.

Hello?

Hi, Roger.

Okay.

Well, I hope you feel better.

What did he say?

He said he was thick.

God, honey. I was looking so forward to this date.

I'm sorry.

You know, I'm sure it's just I'm not sexy enough.

What? Are you kidding me?

Mom, you are just one of the sexiest mature women out there that I know.

I mean, I'm serious. He's the first guy that's asked me out in forever.

Well, he's an idiot for canceling out. I mean...

You got all dressed up with this. I know. It's actually beautiful.

I mean, geez, Mom.

You're beautiful.

Thank you, sweetheart.

And I've always noticed that.

Always.

Really? Yeah.

And I know you've been always, you know, alone and stuff.

I don't know.

I've had these weird feelings, you know?

Like what?

Sexual feelings.

For me?

Mm -hmm. Oh, honey, no, wait, wait, wait. Mom, mom, like, seriously, hold on

second. I'm sorry.

What I meant to say is, like, it's not just sexual. I mean, just everything.

know, everything about you is a big turmoil.

And whatever guy, you know, this idiot, Roger, there's no way he's missing out.

And I'm telling you this, that you are very sexy, and you're beautiful, and you

don't need an idiot like that in your life, you know?

Yeah, someone like that here someone for you. Oh, honey. No,

no, I don't think so I've been fantasizing about

this moment for a long time fantasizing about me kissing you

Holding you touching you

One little kiss.

No, no, no, no, honey, no, no.

Mom, don't fight it, okay? Don't fight it.

I've had these feelings, and I don't know, it's just, it's weird, but I'm

on it.

And you're a beautiful, beautiful woman.

I just want to make you happy.

I truly do.

Right. Wait.

Wait for me.

What am I thinking?

Don't think.

I'm gonna do this.

Roger's not gonna see it, so let's have you see it.

Ah, my beautiful baby.

I'm letting you close your mouth for once.

I never thought about it before.

Too much.

I have.

Please, just let me in.

It's been a while since I've done this.

You're a natural.

I can't believe I'm doing it to you.

I've just seen this Roger guy hitting this.

That I don't know.

You gotta be right here, bro.

Right here at home.

and then climb on over.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God.

I'm gonna fucking come behind baby.

Oh god I'm gonna fucking come behind.

All right, so I can remember that? Yes.

Sorry, G.

I feel you all dripping down me

That's my cum all over.

Playing with sandbox there, baby.

Oh, yeah.

God.

So sleepy.

You're so sleepy.

I can't believe what we just did.

I may not have to go anywhere now.