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Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

Um, hello.

Oh, uh, hi.

Sorry, I just, um, I was waiting for, I'm guessing you're a man, right?

Yeah, yeah.

I'm waiting for your sister.

We were going to go get a drink, and she told me to wait here. I'm sorry. I

didn't know she was gone. I thought she was just going to be here for the night.

Yeah, I guess she's running late, and she just told me to come inside and wait

for her, but I didn't see her.

Well, it's a little startled, but it's totally cool. I mean, yeah, you can just

chill here.

Thank you. I appreciate that. Are you going to play any pool or what?

Um, I wasn't thinking about it. No, you're just standing there holding it

Okay, well.

Holding it on the floor.

Well, if you want to play, you can play a little bit.

Have you ever played it?

I mean, I have, but I'm not, you know, like an expert or anything. All right,

well, let's grab a stick.

Oh, boy.

You can stand here and not play pool. It's ridiculous.

Okay. All right. You're on.

You go first. What is the white one?

Oh, okay.

My solid is a strike.

I don't know. We have to decide. I didn't know if you were playing already.

I have no idea what's going on.

I guess you can say solid or strike. You choose.

I don't really know what I'm doing.

Okay, well.

I know the gist of it, but I don't really know. Let's see your form.

Just pull it back.

That's not going to go in.

It's not going anywhere. You should probably aim over here or something, but

can bounce it back if you want.

Let's try it. It moves.

You want to try again?

Sure. All right.

Let's see what you got. Let's go for another one. You can hit that one, that

one. I'm going to go for that red one. You want to do it?

It's true right here.

Oh, shit.

It's like any bar, there's always some motherfuckers behind you. I'm fucking

optical, right?

Make sure I don't hit yours.

Oh, man.

Oh, shit.

Oh! Fucking combo.

Look at that.

Is that what it's called, a combo?

Yeah, you gotta call that shit.

You can call it swap.

Do I get to go again?

Yes, you do.

It's the one you saw up here.

Just don't knock that eight ball.

I know it looks pretty fucking something.

I know.

Yeah.

This is not the right angle.

Wow.

You literally had the best shot ever. You just fucking blew it.

All right. Get this guy right here.

That's the one I'm going for. It's in my mind.

Just don't hit me.

No, stop it.

Okay. How am I going to make it?

It's on you.

Just get that.

Oh, those clothes.

So, do you really like pool at all, or is it just, like, some, like, thing you

do to hang out around your boyfriend?

Oh, shit.

I mean, it's okay. It's all right. I mean, just putting the ball in the hole,

right? Yeah.

Yeah. It's, like, you know, fun maybe for, like...

an older person.

Wow.

It's like that.

I mean, but I think we can make it a little bit more interesting.

Okay, and how do you want to do that?

I mean, even though I clearly am not better than you.

Shit, you saw that, man.

Well,

then maybe it might be a little bit fair.

Okay. We can maybe do some strip pool.

Strip pool?

Strip pool. Have you done this before?

I've thought about it, but I've never had someone play pool with me.

Okay, so how does this work?

I'd say, since we're both kind of, you know, not experts, if I miss,

then I take something off. If I make it, you take something off. Okay.

So someone close is coming off every shot, basically.

Okay, I'm down. Down? Yeah. Heck yeah.

Let's do it. I'm down, 100%. But, I mean, what about my...

My sister's coming through.

She texted me and said that she's going to be at least 30 minutes.

So I think we have time to have a little fun.

Okay, I can be 30.

Heck yeah.

Let's get this started then.

I'm just going to move this. Oh, okay. So you're just making up rules now?

Over here. You're just going to move the ball wherever the fuck you want? That's

cheating. Is it though?

Yeah. Who rules schmalls?

Hey, I'm not going to lose, okay?

Let's see what you got.

Going for that orange one. Orange?

Uh -huh.

You're going down.

Oh!

Oh! Son of a bitch.

I meant to do that.

Yeah.

It's a bet now. Is it the same way for me?

Yeah. So if you miss, I take something else off. If you, yeah, if you make it.

No, if you miss, you take something off. If you make it, I take something off.

Okay, boom. All right.

Game on. Well, since you want to play like that, I'm going to grab this

motherfucker.

And you want to make up rules.

All right.

You ready? I'm solid.

Are you going to make me a live ball? I should just let you do it.

I shouldn't have let you do it. I'm going to stripe. I'm going to just do

How about that?

You're going to lose some clothes there.

Oh, fuck.

How did I miss that?

Okay. All right.

You got me.

You got me.

Having fun?

I am. This is a lot more fun, actually. Well, I'm pretty much down. I don't have

fucking underwear in this, so.

It's going to be okay.

Because I'm probably going to end up naked first.

Yeah, like that?

Like that.

Why does it keep doing that?

You got to step in under, bud. Under. Got it. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm almost

down to my last piece of clothing, too.

Yeah. Yeah.

For sure.

Oh, my God.

Do you wear those on purpose?

I mean... They're gonna go out for a drink.

I didn't know you were gonna be here. This is a pleasant surprise.

I should cover up.

Don't do that.

Oh shit.

That just happened.

Okay, well I'll let you take the pick.

I'd say the top, for sure.

I really didn't think you were going to go through with it.

A deal's a deal.

It is.

I only have one more piece of clothing, and you only have one more piece of

clothing. Pretty much. I mean, I guess we could use shoes, but I don't play

game.

Yeah. I don't really care to see your feet.

Not that I care to see anything.

Aw, darn!

Aw, see?

I didn't hear that creepy shit.

Oh yeah.

There was some force behind that. You're like, I'm fucking making this it.

It's all man, honey.

Alright,

so.

Here we go.

Okay.

Here we go.

Fully naked.

Concentrate. I mean, is that game over? Do we just keep playing?

I don't know.

Tell me.

You know, all this playing around with Paul and stuff has got me

a little worked up.

Yeah? Yeah.

I don't know what you want to do about it, but... I think I have a few ideas.

You said she's going to be gone for a bit, huh?

Another half hour.

Oh, we knew.

Amen.

Oh fuck.

I can't tell.

I can't tell your sister.

You better not start a joke. She'd kill me. Are you kidding me? Kill both of us.

Hmm.

Thank you so much.

Even though I didn't make another shot.

We can get these off, right?

We've been cheating all day anyway.

The pool isn't one of them, but I can show you some other ones.

Keep walking.

um oh

but you call me a good girl

Oh my God.

Oh!

you

Alright.

Oh shit.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Ah.

That's what I like to hear.

Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.