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Naughty America.
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Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.
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Um, hello.
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Oh, uh, hi.
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Sorry, I just, um, I was waiting for,
I'm guessing you're a man, right?
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Yeah, yeah.
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I'm waiting for your sister.
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We were going to go get a drink, and she
told me to wait here. I'm sorry. I
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didn't know she was gone. I thought she
was just going to be here for the night.
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Yeah, I guess she's running late, and
she just told me to come inside and wait
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for her, but I didn't see her.
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Well, it's a little startled, but it's
totally cool. I mean, yeah, you can just
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chill here.
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Thank you. I appreciate that. Are you
going to play any pool or what?
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Um, I wasn't thinking about it. No,
you're just standing there holding it
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Okay, well.
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Holding it on the floor.
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Well, if you want to play, you can play
a little bit.
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Have you ever played it?
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I mean, I have, but I'm not, you know,
like an expert or anything. All right,
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well, let's grab a stick.
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Oh, boy.
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You can stand here and not play pool.
It's ridiculous.
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Okay. All right. You're on.
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You go first. What is the white one?
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Oh, okay.
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My solid is a strike.
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I don't know. We have to decide. I
didn't know if you were playing already.
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I have no idea what's going on.
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I guess you can say solid or strike. You
choose.
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I don't really know what I'm doing.
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Okay, well.
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I know the gist of it, but I don't
really know. Let's see your form.
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Just pull it back.
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That's not going to go in.
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It's not going anywhere. You should
probably aim over here or something, but
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can bounce it back if you want.
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Let's try it. It moves.
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You want to try again?
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Sure. All right.
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Let's see what you got. Let's go for
another one. You can hit that one, that
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one. I'm going to go for that red one.
You want to do it?
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It's true right here.
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Oh, shit.
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It's like any bar, there's always some
motherfuckers behind you. I'm fucking
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optical, right?
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Make sure I don't hit yours.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh! Fucking combo.
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Look at that.
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Is that what it's called, a combo?
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Yeah, you gotta call that shit.
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You can call it swap.
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Do I get to go again?
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Yes, you do.
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It's the one you saw up here.
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Just don't knock that eight ball.
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I know it looks pretty fucking
something.
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I know.
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Yeah.
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This is not the right angle.
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Wow.
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You literally had the best shot ever.
You just fucking blew it.
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All right. Get this guy right here.
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That's the one I'm going for. It's in my
mind.
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Just don't hit me.
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No, stop it.
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Okay. How am I going to make it?
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It's on you.
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Just get that.
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Oh, those clothes.
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So, do you really like pool at all, or
is it just, like, some, like, thing you
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do to hang out around your boyfriend?
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Oh, shit.
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I mean, it's okay. It's all right. I
mean, just putting the ball in the hole,
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right? Yeah.
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Yeah. It's, like, you know, fun maybe
for, like...
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an older person.
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Wow.
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It's like that.
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I mean, but I think we can make it a
little bit more interesting.
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Okay, and how do you want to do that?
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I mean, even though I clearly am not
better than you.
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Shit, you saw that, man.
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Well,
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then maybe it might be a little bit
fair.
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Okay. We can maybe do some strip pool.
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Strip pool?
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Strip pool. Have you done this before?
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I've thought about it, but I've never
had someone play pool with me.
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Okay, so how does this work?
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I'd say, since we're both kind of, you
know, not experts, if I miss,
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then I take something off. If I make it,
you take something off. Okay.
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So someone close is coming off every
shot, basically.
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Okay, I'm down. Down? Yeah. Heck yeah.
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Let's do it. I'm down, 100%. But, I
mean, what about my...
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My sister's coming through.
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She texted me and said that she's going
to be at least 30 minutes.
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So I think we have time to have a little
fun.
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Okay, I can be 30.
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Heck yeah.
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Let's get this started then.
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I'm just going to move this. Oh, okay.
So you're just making up rules now?
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Over here. You're just going to move the
ball wherever the fuck you want? That's
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cheating. Is it though?
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Yeah. Who rules schmalls?
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Hey, I'm not going to lose, okay?
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Let's see what you got.
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Going for that orange one. Orange?
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Uh -huh.
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You're going down.
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Oh!
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Oh! Son of a bitch.
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I meant to do that.
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Yeah.
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It's a bet now. Is it the same way for
me?
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Yeah. So if you miss, I take something
else off. If you, yeah, if you make it.
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No, if you miss, you take something off.
If you make it, I take something off.
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Okay, boom. All right.
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Game on. Well, since you want to play
like that, I'm going to grab this
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motherfucker.
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And you want to make up rules.
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All right.
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You ready? I'm solid.
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Are you going to make me a live ball? I
should just let you do it.
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I shouldn't have let you do it. I'm
going to stripe. I'm going to just do
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How about that?
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You're going to lose some clothes there.
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Oh, fuck.
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How did I miss that?
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Okay. All right.
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You got me.
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You got me.
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Having fun?
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I am. This is a lot more fun, actually.
Well, I'm pretty much down. I don't have
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fucking underwear in this, so.
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It's going to be okay.
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Because I'm probably going to end up
naked first.
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Yeah, like that?
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Like that.
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Why does it keep doing that?
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You got to step in under, bud. Under.
Got it. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm almost
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down to my last piece of clothing, too.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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For sure.
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Oh, my God.
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Do you wear those on purpose?
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I mean... They're gonna go out for a
drink.
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I didn't know you were gonna be here.
This is a pleasant surprise.
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I should cover up.
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Don't do that.
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Oh shit.
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That just happened.
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Okay, well I'll let you take the pick.
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I'd say the top, for sure.
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I really didn't think you were going to
go through with it.
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A deal's a deal.
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It is.
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I only have one more piece of clothing,
and you only have one more piece of
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clothing. Pretty much. I mean, I guess
we could use shoes, but I don't play
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game.
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Yeah. I don't really care to see your
feet.
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Not that I care to see anything.
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Aw, darn!
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Aw, see?
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I didn't hear that creepy shit.
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Oh yeah.
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There was some force behind that. You're
like, I'm fucking making this it.
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It's all man, honey.
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Alright,
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so.
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Here we go.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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Fully naked.
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Concentrate. I mean, is that game over?
Do we just keep playing?
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I don't know.
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Tell me.
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You know, all this playing around with
Paul and stuff has got me
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a little worked up.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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I don't know what you want to do about
it, but... I think I have a few ideas.
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You said she's going to be gone for a
bit, huh?
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Another half hour.
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Oh, we knew.
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Amen.
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Oh fuck.
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I can't tell.
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I can't tell your sister.
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You better not start a joke. She'd kill
me. Are you kidding me? Kill both of us.
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Hmm.
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Thank you so much.
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Even though I didn't make another shot.
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We can get these off, right?
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We've been cheating all day anyway.
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The pool isn't one of them, but I can
show you some other ones.
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Keep walking.
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um oh
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but you call me a good girl
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Oh my God.
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Oh!
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you
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Alright.
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Oh shit.
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Oh.
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Oh my God.
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Ah.
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That's what I like to hear.
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Naughty America.
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Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.
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