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I'm so excited to meet you tonight.

[Dante] Yeah. Same. I think it's gonna be a lot of fun.

[Dante] Did we ever decide what we're doing for dinner?

Yeah, I was thinking first do mini-golf

and then we can just do rock paper scissors

for whatever restaurant we want to go to.

Does that sound good?

[Dante] Yeah, definitely. What if we just dropped it--

Oh, fuck! Spider!

Oh, shit! I dropped my phone.

[Dante] Uh, is everything okay over there?

Umm. Yeah. I just,

I thought I saw a spider.

But, I'm actually, I'm good. I'm good.

It was just a dust bunny.

[Dante] Oh! [chuckles]

[Dante] Oh, yeah! We're talking about dinner.

[Kira] Yeah!

So you thinking--

Fuck!

Japanese or, or like Mexican or--

[Dante] I was thinking we could just do the rock paper scissors thing

like you're saying and you can choose between two.

Yeah. Right. Right. Right.

[Dante] But, yeah. I, uh, I'm super excited about this.

[Dante] It's really nice getting to know you, and it will be--

[moaning]

[Dante] Finally meet you.

So, when you meet somebody for the first time,

it, it's, it's okay

if they make little mistakes, right?

Oh, yes!

It's just not a big deal If you don't fall

or break something or,

or get stuck somewhere.

Fuck!

[Dante] Everybody makes mistakes.

So, how close were you to my place? What did you say?

[Dante] Let me check the GPS.

[Dante] It looks like a little under 10 minutes.

Could you hurry?

I, I may need your help with something.

[Dante] Yeah. Are you sure everything's okay?

Oh, fuck!

So I think I kind of...

I, I got stuck under my table.

[Dante] What do you mean you got stuck under your table?

I saw a spider I thought. And I dropped my phone.

I didn't want to go where the spider was.

So, I tried to just duck under my table real quick, but I'm...

I'm really fucking stuck here.

I, I, I...

[chuckles]

I, I just I need some help getting out, I think.

Huh! Um...

[Dante] Yeah. I, I, I guess I'll just,

[Dante] you know, hurry up over there.

Oh, thank you.

I will be there in a few minutes I guess.

I promise you I'm not usually this, um...

[chuckles]

[Dante] It's okay. It's okay. It's all good.

[Dante] I'll be there soon. Alright?

You know, just try not to struggle too hard.

[chuckles]

-[Dante] All right. I'll see you. -Well, see you soon.

[phone hanging up]

Damn it.

Ugh! Are you fucking kidding me?

[moaning]

[Kira] Oay.

[Kira] Alright.

[Kira] Just going to squeeze.

Oh, god!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[unintelligible]

[door knocks]

[Kira] It's open.

[Kira] Just, just come in.

[Kira] But promise me you won't judge me.

[Kira] Okay?

I won't.

I'll try not to.

This is, um, I actually read an article somewhere.

This is a very common problem

with this style of table.

-[Dante] Is it, really? -It, it really is.

And I swear, like, I, I got really good grades

in school and stuff, so it's not...

this, this is probably unavoidable.

-It's bound to happen at some point. -Yeah. No. Totally.

I mean, all seriousness aside,

it's a pleasure to meet you.

It's nice to meet you, too.

If you want to call off the date, I totally understand.

-Can you just help me get out first? -No, I definitely don't want to call off the date.

I'm trying to figure out what to do here.

Yeah.

-I-- -Have you tried everything?

I tried everything.

I tried going forward.

I tried moving back like, try like,

trying to wiggle like this.

[Dante] Wait, wait. Try that again.

Like...

I just can't.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It's impossible.

I just think that maybe if you hold me

and pull me out. Are you good at pulling out?

I've been told I'm pretty good at pulling out.

Yeah. If you could just help me, that, that would be great.

Yeah.

Sorry, yeah. Let me...

[Dante] I, I apologize for, you know, this is

the first time I'm gonna be like grabbing up on you.

I know it's really embarrassing.

I'm sorry to have to make you do this.

Uh, right.

Like, can you just, oh, oh, OK.

-Yeah. -Fine.

I'm just, I'm just gonna try to time you, just...

Yes. Just be gentle, okay?

This is my first time being stuck.

[Dante] Holy fuck!

Fuck!

See what I mean?

Hang on.

I'm gonna...

-pull like... -Just make me.

Like this?

[grunting]

You are actually stuck under there.

I told you.

Fuck.

Oh, wait. Maybe.

Just...

Okay.

Oh, god!

-Yes. You ready? -Uh-huh.

-It's full push on three. -OK.

Ready. One.

-Two. -Two.

Three.

Fuck!

Fuck!

I know this is like super unflattering right now.

I promise I look better in the front.

I'm sorry.

I'm just getting distracted by your butt. It's super nice.

I know this is like totally the wrong time to say that,

but you got a really nice butt.

Really?

Yes. It's, it's beautiful.

And you don't, you don't think it...

I know sometimes when you think somebody is not all there,

it's harder to think of them as attractive.

I don't think this is the case at all. I'm sorry.

Wait, wait, wait. Let's get serious again. Alright.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally serious.

[Dante] Okay. So, umm, you're gonna be fine like this and then...

Ready, one, two, three. Fuck!

-[moaning] -Oh, shit!

I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

What was that?

[chuckles]

Well, at least, we're well-acquainted now.

[chuckles]

Was that, was that your face in my butt?

That, that was my face in your butt.

I mean, I'm not complaining.

It was. Yeah.

Nice butt.

I mean...

Listen, I, I'm not normally like this.

[Dante] I, I couldn't imagine that you would be.

I, I need help.

I, I, I don't normally let guys

go too far on the first date.

-But, if you feel... -[Dante] No, no, no, you seem like

a very respectful girl. you know.

I, I am respectful.

Respectable.

[Dante] Respectful. I'm sorry.

-I know. I just-- -[Dante] I'm just distracted.

If you could figure out a way to get me out.

I, maybe...

let you, umm...

like eat me out or something, i...

if that will help you figure out what to do.

I mean, sometimes, if you get those creative

juices flowing, it can help you find

better solutions.

I will find a way to get you out.

-[Kira] Yeah. Yeah. -I promise.

You, uh, you said... creative juices, right?

[Kira] Yeah.

-[Kira] It's not-- -Would I,

would I be able to pull these down

for inspiration or something?

[Kira] Yeah, of course.

It's not slutty. -Awesome. No, not slutty at all.

-[Kira] You know, it's not. -Not one bit.

[Kira moaning]

Oh, my god!

[Kira] Is that helping?

Yeah, it's doing something definitely here.

Yeah, I want you back up like... Yeah.

Yeah.

[Dante] You know what? I'm...

you mind if I kind of just go in for...

do what we just did before

when my face kind of landed in your butt.

Well, I think that you were close to a solution when we did that

so we should recreate that moment.

-I totally agree. -[Kira] Yeah.

[moaning]

[Kira] Yeah, I think that's helping.

Yeah. Yeah. I think so too.

[Kira moaning]

Yep. Yeah. This is helping.

I know. I could definitely...

feel all of the solutions just...

oh, going to me, to me, going to me.

[moaning]

[moaning]

[Kira] Oh, that's it.

[moaning]

[Kira] Maybe if I...

If you what?

[Kira] Put your face back.

OK.

[Kira] Like I just...

[Kira] Yeah.

[moaning and gasping]

-Is that, is that helping? -[Kira] Yep. Definitely.

[moaning and gasping]

[Kira moaning]

-Oh, my god! Wow. Yeah. -[Kira] Yeah!

-[Kira] Oh, that... -We're definitely getting somewhere.

Wow.

[chuckles]

OK.

Let's, let's try to think of the next move.

-[Dante] Yeah. Creative juices, right? -Maybe...

if you licked my pussy next,

that would relax me enough to, to wiggle.

[Dante] Totally. There's no way that wouldn't work.

And maybe if you slipped a finger in me

that would help me slip out of the table.

Yes. We, we are a perfect team.

-[Kira] Yeah. -Let's, let's do this.

Yeah.

[moaning]

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning]

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, it's really helpful.

[moaning and gasping]

Don't look at it. I could taste you getting unstuck right now.

[Kira] I can feel it.

[moaning and gasping]

Is that helping?

[Kira] I feel like it is.

[Kira] I think maybe if I, umm,

just balance my way out?

-Yeah. -Yeah.

[moaning and gasping]

[giggles]

[Kira moaning]

[Kira] Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

[Kira] Maybe if I just wiggle...

This is really helping.

[Dante] You know what? I have a really good idea.

[Dante] You know what might be getting you stuck is your clothes.

-My clothes? -[Dante] Yeah.

[Dante] What if we got them off of you?

Yeah, this is a really thick dress.

Maybe. Maybe it's just kind of...

-[Dante] So thick. -...adding too much.

I have a little tie on the side.

If you could just undo that for me.

[Dante] Yep. This little thing here?

Yeah, right there.

And then I'll just... try to wiggle out.

If the strap...

The other one.

OK. I think if you...

if you pull the dress off first, then that'll help you pull me out.

-Oh, no. Is the dress stuck too? -[Dante] No, no, not yours.

Oh, my god!

[Kira] Maybe my bra, too.

[Kira] Maybe I just got...

Oh, yeah. Totally.

[Kira] I feel like that could, couldn't hurt.

[Dante] Yeah. Great minds think alike.

Yeah. Yeah.

Hey, alright. So no resistance?

I think I can get up.

-[Dante] Yeah? -Yeah.

[Dante] I mean, you know what,

I feel bad because you're- you have your clothes off right now.

What, what if I took my clothes off just so you felt more comfortable?

[Kira] You would, you would do that for me?

I would definitely do that for you.

[Kira] It's really sweet.

[Kira] It would definitely be less awkward if it wasn't the only one who's naked.

Totally.

[Kira] Thank you so much.

[Kira] And it's not even weird cause like I can't even see you from this angle.

Yeah, that makes a lot better.

Yeah.

[chuckles]

We're both completely aerodynamic.

Yeah. Sure.

[Dante] All right. Let's try this again.

[Kira] All right.

[Dante] OK. One, two,

-[moaning and gasping] -[grunting]

Wait. I think I feel...

What do you, what do you feel?

Oh, nothing. Nothing. Keep pulling me back.

I think it's... I think it's gonna work.

-Yeah? -Uh-huh.

[moaning and gasping]

[Kira] Oh, maybe if you, umm...

[moaning]

[Dante] Oh, yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, something feels like you're pushing instead of pulling,

but I think you should keep doing that.

[Dante] Yeah, I agree.

[moaning and gasping]

[Kira] Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, yeah!

You don't, umm, think I'm dumb slut or anything, right?

No. Who would think that?

[moaning]

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

[groaning]

God, I wish...

I could see what you looked like.

Oh, yeah! But you are stuck.

I feel like...

this is getting really...

-Oh, it's getting out. -Yeah?

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

God!

-[moaning and gasping] -[groaning]

Oh, fuck!

I feel it.

Oh, I'm getting so deeper.

[moaning and gasping]

[Kira] Oh, yeah!

-[moaning and gasping] -[groaning]

[moaning]

[moaning]

Oh, it's so deep.

I'm stuck so fucking deep.

[moaning and gasping]

-[moaning and gasping] -[groaning]

Fuck!

[Kira giggles]

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Yeah. Let me, let me try something.

I just wanna...

[moaning and gasping]

[Dante] Oh, yeah! Twerk it.

[moaning]

I feel like this might... Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

[Dante] Oh, my god!

[moaning and gasping]

I just can't...

get all the way out.

Oh, fuck!

I'm cumming. I'm cumming.

[moaning loudly]

Hey. Look at that.

I came out.

It worked.

Thank you so much.

-Nice to meet you. -It's nice to meet you, too.

Do you wanna, umm, finish up our date or?

Yes. Definitely.

-Just right there? -Yeah.

[giggles]

Thank you so much.

In time.

I mean, I guess I should just show you how much I'm thankful.

Right?

I, I won't say no to that.

[giggles]

[Dante] Fuck!

[Dante] Fuck!

[moaning]

[Dante] Oh, my god!

[gagging]

[Dante] Oh, fuck!

[Dante] Holy shit! You're really good with that.

[gagging]

[moaning]

[gagging]

[Dante] Fuck!

[deep breathing]

[Dante] Fuck!

[Dante] Fuck!

[gagging]

[Dante] Oh, shit!

[Dante groaning]

[moaning]

So nice to meet you.

So fucking nice to meet you, too.

[moaning]

I hope you don't think I am a slut because of this either.

I think you're a little slutty. But it's okay, I kind of like it.

Yeah. A littles slut is good. Yeah.

[moaning]

[Dante] Oh, fuck!

[Dante] I want to taste you again.

Yeah.

[heavy breathing]

[giggles]

[laughs]

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

[giggles]

Oh, so good.

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, you are even better with that.

-Fuck! -[giggles]

[gasping]

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

Please, don't stop!

Please.

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

[moaning loudly]

[moaning and gasping]

[giggling]

[Dante] So, where were we?

[giggles]

[moaning]

[giggles]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, that's perfect.

[moaning and gasping]

[Dante] Holy fuck! You feel so good.

[giggles]

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning]

[Dante] Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

[giggles]

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

Oh, my god! I'm close! I'm close!

[moaning]

I wanna cum for you.

Oh, yes!

Please, keep fucking me until I cum.

[moaning and gasping]

[Kira] Yes! Yes!

[Kira] Fuck!

[Kira] I'm cumming. I'm cumming.

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck! You are so helpful.

[unintelligible]

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

[giggles]

[moaning and gasping]

I think I really liked it when you were fucking me from behind.

-[Dante] Yeah? -Can you do that again?

-Fuck! -[giggling]

[moaning]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, you can go even deeper like that.

[moaning and gasping]

[Dante] Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

[giggles]

[moaning and gasping]

[Dante] You look super hot when you're backing up into me.

-Like this? -[Dante] Oh, just like that.

[moaning and gasping]

[Dante] Fuck! You love it.

[moaning and gasping]

[Dante] Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

[Dante] Fuck! You're really good at that.

[chuckles]

I promise I have never been stuck before.

[chuckles]

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

[Dante] Fuck!

Oh, god!

[moaning and gasping]

It feels so much better when I get to look back at you.

[Dante] Fuck! I agree.

[moaning and gasping]

[Dante] Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

[giggles]

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

Can I please ride you?

-Yes. -Okay.

[moaning]

-[groaning] -[moaning]

Oh, fuck! [giggles]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, god!

[moaning]

[moaning]

[Kira] Oh, I think I'll be bouncing on you even more.

[Dante] I'll look at you. I'll look at you.

[Kira] I'm gonna make you cum?

[kissing]

[Kira] I'm gonna ride that untill I cum.

[moaning and gasping]

[giggles]

Oh, I want us to cum together. Okay?

So, don't you do it until I tell you to.

Alright. Good.

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, that's so good!

[moaning and gasping]

[Dante] Fuck it.

[Dante] God! I love everything you do.

Yeah?

[giggles]

[moaning and gasping]

[giggles]

I'm holding the best I can.

[chuckles]

[moaning and gasping]

[giggles]

Yes!

[moaning and gasping]

[Kira] Oh, fuck!

[Kira] Oh, yeah!

[Kira] Fuck me good. Fuck me good.

[moaning and gasping]

[Dante] Fuck!

-[moaning and gasping] -[Dante groaning]

I want it. I want your cum.

I want your cum, please!

-[Dante] Oh, right there. -Please!

[Dante] Fuck! I'm gonna cum.

[moaning and gasping]

[Dante] Holy shit!

You are amazing.

Good first date?

Well, I hope the day is not over yet.

Well, at least, we gonna have something to talk about on our date.

[chuckles]

I'm glad this isn't your first impression of me.

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